My daughter calls deodorant arm makeup . You re welcome.
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16/07/2021 05:00am BST
If you’re looking for some truly creative takes on the English language, look to the children in your life.
Many parents tweet about their kids’ funny malapropisms and interesting turns of phrase ― which are often arguably superior to the correct terms. We’ve rounded up 30 funny tweets about what children call things. Enjoy!
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Guacamole, she wants guacamole. ’ (@Mamaoutoforder) May 25, 2021
My daughter calls deodorant “armpit makeup”. You’re welcome. Stephen Amell (@StephenAmell) May 29, 2018
9 y/o says what she misses most about going to movies is getting snacks from the “confession” stand so when we do go again, I’ll be paying a lot more attention when she places her order. NicholasG (@Dad At Law) June 8, 2021
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6y: YESTERDAY I WAS PLAYING ROBLOX AND AsKateWouldHaveIt (@KateWouldHaveIt) August 22, 2017
Please refer to the syllabus for today s lesson in Middle Grade Mondays, I m going to need you to download the supplementary materials of Roblox and Fortnite s Party Hub Kwame “Big Denim” Mbalia (@KSekouM) May 4, 2020
Whenever I want quiet time, I ask my kid how to Minecraft a Pikachu in Roblox. Marl (@Marlebean) May 26, 2020
No one:
My kid: “Let me give you a 43-minute tour of my Roblox house, starting with my rainbow-themed kitchen.” Stephanie Ortiz (@Six Pack Mom) May 31, 2020
I’m staying 6 feet away from my kids. I’m not social distancing, I just need a break from Roblox stories. Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) May 28, 2020
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In the age of COVID-19, we’ve had to alter the way we conduct business, work out, eat and more. Perhaps one of the funniest changes has involved what constitutes our daily wardrobes.
The year 2020 has been all about comfy clothes, especially sweatpants. For many of us, “business attire” is now just our cleanest pair of sweats. And thanks to the funny folks on Twitter, we know we’re not alone.
Below, find 42 funny tweets about wearing sweats for all of 2020.
Can we call grey sweats on grey sweats a Covid Tuxedo? Stephanie Mickus (@smickable) April 8, 2020
Today I wrote buy winter sweatpants on my to-do list, in case you re wondering whether quarantine has made me a stranger to myself andi zeisler (@andizeisler) October 16, 2020