A statement regarding today’s events
A statement regarding today’s events
Carlos Ochoa / Senior Staff Illustrator
By Venice Ohleyer | February 11, 2021, 9:13 PM
Dear fellow members of the Columbia community,
I am writing to you now in response to the temporary powdery disturbance of our climate. The conditions of the atmosphere have confounded in a multitude of circumstances: one being the temperature, a mere 28 degrees Fahrenheit; the second being a cold front, which has traversed its way from the northern mid-Atlantic all the way to Morningside Heights, and as we speak, to the President’s House; and the third, of course, is fervent condensation. The culmination of these events is what, as a matter of course, can only be described as frozen precipitation.