They give us companionship, they assist the blind, and they dont make fun of us, even though theyve seen how bad we are at sex, we do it the wrong way. Dogs might be coming to the rescue again. Dogs can be trained to detect diseases like cancer and parkinsons in patient because of the change in body odor. Researchers in britain are attempting to do the same thing with coronavirus. If you can smell coronavirus after no one shourd for three days, consider me impressed. That shows you how amazing animals are. Your dog can tell you if you have corona and your cat will be there to eat your body after you die. Good news for students. San Francisco School district is proposing every student should get an a because its one fair to mail fail but to corona, and i think this is a great deal because Online Learning is such a challenge. One, many students dont have broadband alone and, two, it is hard for teachers to keep track of how students are doing, and, three, sex ed is a hundred times more awkward if your parents are in the room. They ask questions. While some schools in america might be throwing their hands up, schools in the u. K. Just signed a big name sir David Attenborough. M. I. T. White peoples Morgan Freeman and the last thing a gasel hears before being eaten by a lion. Its been announced attenborough will begin teaching geography and nature classes as part of the bbcs Virtual Learning program. This is amazing. Can you imagine being a teacher with David Attenborough . He sees the animal world a little differently now. And here we have the bat. Look at him, acting all innocent like he didnt do shit. Thanks to them, i cant even get the mail without dressing up like a brokeass nine georgia thats right, you better stay in that cave, bitch trevor thats your ray of sunshine. Lets jump straight into the headlines. Lest kick it off with economic news. With travel worldwide ground to a halt, demand for oil has collapsed, which has now caused oil prices to plummet to their lowest levels in history. Thats right. Oil is cheaper than it has ever been. So the next time you go to the gas station, forget the gas tank, you can fill up the entire back seat of your car, too. The price of oil dropped so much today that right now the cost of one barrel is negative 37. Which means its a real weird time to be an i barron in america now. Even the daniel da lewis character is, you know what . You drink wine milkshake theres nowhere to store it. Theyre paying people to take it off their hands. Its essentially how well feel about all the toilet paper, please, take it off my hands my family has no place to sleep bill de blasio announce add phone number to text people who are violating social distancing rules. You text the number and police come and break up whatever is happening. In some cases they even make arrests. If people hang out in a group, police show up and they disperse the people. All over new york, white women are, like, hello, verizon, im going to need an unlimited data plan, all the data you have, im coming for everyone all right, and finally, you may have heard the 350 billion relief fund for Small Businesses quickly ran out of money just before most businesses could get their loans. Well, now were finding out why the money dried up so fast. It turns out, a lot of those loans were claimed by businesses that are, uh, how do we say it, not actually small. Yeah, for instance, places like shake shack and ruths chris, which each have hundreds of locations around the country, took tens of millions of dollars from the Small Business fund. And im not going to lie, im not surprised ruths chris would take extra money. They have been taking extra names for years. Meanwhile, Harvard University is also coming under fire because, even though they have a 41 billion endowment fund, they still decided to take 9 million from the relief package. Yeah. 9 million. Last time harvard got that much money out of the blue, they had to accept jared kushner. Look, if you ask me, harvard is just being greedy right now. Cant take 9 million when you have 41 billion. Like Jesse Smollett joining the wwe. Lets move on to the big story. Over the weekend, america surpassed 40,000 confirmed coronavirus deaths and 750,000 confirmed infections. And because of that, most of us have accepted that, as painful as it is, we need to stay stay at home a little longer till we can get those numbers under control. Turns out, theres a Different Group of people around the country who are saying, now, how can we get those numbers to go up . Protests erupting coast to coast with calls to end stayathome orders. Thousands lining the streets of wisconsin, rallying cries from washington to carolina to maryland. Protesters on downtown Huntington Beach holding up signs saying social distancing equals communism and covid 19 is a lie. We will not submit to communism or socialism we will reopen america hundreds of people crowded in front of the governors residence in indiana. Who has the right to tell me i cant get a haircut or go here or there. In texas dozens chanted fire fauci chanting fire fauci trevor seriously . Fire fauci . So instead of fighting the virus, they want to get rid of the one guy who is warning us about the virus . Americas lucky these same people werent around when paul revere was riding into town. The british are coming the british are coming ugh i hate the british someone shut that guy up but, yes, all around the country, over the weekend, protests popped up, demanding an immediate end to lockdowns. Lets be honest, people, this is both insane and court productive, because the more you gather in groups, the longer the lockdown will have to go on. Can you imagine if during the aids crisis mobs of people gathered to gangbang the monkey that started it all. What do we want . Monkey sex when do we want it . Now these protests have clearly been infused with far right ideology. Many demonstrators wore maga hats, held up antisemitic signs and many michigan waved confederate flags, a symbol of michigans proud heritage. Its also mainstream right wing groups like fox news. After dr. Fauci appeared on the network and made the case for continuing the shutdowns, fox news decided to get a second up from a doctor everyone can trust. Talk show host dr. Phil mcgraw appearing on fox news blasting the governments response, appearing to downplay the pandemic. Look, the fact is we have 45,000 people a year die from automobile accidents, 480,000 from cigarettes, 360,000 a year from Swimming Pools but we dont shut the country down for that but yet were doing it for this and the fallout is going to last for years because pestles lives are being destroyed. Trevor your entire argument is a bunch of horse hooey. Your 360,000 Swimming Pool deaths is off by about 3 a 7,000. And Swimming Pools are not like a virus. Youre not going to drown because your dang neighbor swam in his pool the worst thing you will get is a case of fomo. Now, it will be a lot easier to not take these protests seriously if they were just being fueled by fox news and internet conspiracy theories. The problem is all these morons also have the support of the moron in chief. President trump is praising stayathome protesters who are defying social distancing measures. The president defending the demonstrators after tweeting last week that states led by democratic governors like michigan, hard hit by covid 19, should be liberated. These are great people. Theyve got cabin fever, they want to get back. They want their life back. Their life was taken away from them. Trevor yes, people are suffering from cabin fever and, honestly, i cant think of any disease right now that could be worse than that. You know, trump talks about cabin fever like its an actual illness. This cabin fiver, worse than any disease weve even had, even worse than the disease from the 70s, disco fever, it was so hard staying staying staig a, staying alive. What makes what trump is doing doing particularly vial is that on thursday, on thursday he announced guidelines for when states should open back up, and then he spends the rest of the weekend urging his followers to fight back against the same guidelines that he released. Which is insane. Its like trump is the head coach who told his team to kick a field goal but now hes on the idelines heckling them for doing it. Boo what a bunch of losers you should have gone for the touchdown why would you do that is this i told you to do it, but thats not the point. Despite how enraging this might be, i want you to remember the Silver Lining in all of this is these protesters are a tiny my snort, and we know tiny minority and we know this because recent polls show the big majority of americans support stayathome orders and are more concerned about the economy being opened up again too soon. So the question is when so many people appreciate how important this fight is, how do these people not seem to get it . Lucky for us, sir David Attenborough has agreed to study these stringent life forms to help the rest of us understand. And here we see Natural Selection in its purest form. 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Trevor lets jump straight into it. You are one of the hardestworking governors in america now because of what the coronavirus has done to your state. New jersey sex persons one of the largest outbreaks in the country. First things first, do you know why or has there been any discovery as to why new jersey was hit so hard . Was it because of proximity to new york or another reason . Yeah, i think a couple of reasons, trevor. Number one, we are part of the metro new york reality, particularly in the northern part of the state. So if you look at the six counties that have been hit the hardest in new jersey, theyre all commuting counties into new york. I think, secondly, it has to be said were the densest state in america so once this thing got going, it spread particularly in those counties but like every county in our state like wildfire. Its a combination of those. Trevor the white house reported recently new jersey is one of the places where the coronavirus is under control and the numbers are starting to decline. So my first question to you would be is that true and, if so, what is the game plan for reopening the states . Nobody wants to rush, but everybody understands that, at some point, normal life or a semblance of normal life has to resume. You bet. So our mantra is personal health leads to Economic Health, in that order. I would say its better than it was a week ago, without question, but the house is still on fire. Weve got to plateau and then drive that curve down the other side. So were not there yet, and were going to have to continue fighting this fire before we can responsibly reopen. Could we see that sort of a month from now . Could we be in a meaningfully different and better place . I hope i hope, but weve got to prepare for the worst and hope for the best. Trevor you are preparing for both scenarios. Youve also teamed up with a group of other governors on the east coast to try to manage this collectively because, as weve seen, it moves from state to state, so people need to try to Work Together to confront the virus. What are your benchmarks for reopening the state . What are you hoping to achieve before new jersey can go back to being a functional state . You have sort of three rings of responsibility here. Youve got to do whats right for your own state, thats job number one. But because, again, were the densest part of the country, doing it in concert or at least in harmony with your neighboring states is incredibly important. Then thirdly is the piece youve got to do it with a very robust federal presence and federal partnership, an thats something that we continue to also need. So this is not either or. Its and both. The experts will suggest that, at a minimum, we need probably two or three times the amount of testing every day that were currently doing. So instead of 7,000 to 9,000 a day, youre talking 15,000 to 25,000 tests a day. They have to be rapid turnaround, so you cant wait seven days for the results but you know within a day that youve got, as you rightfully suggest, a Contact Tracing protocol in place. Were formulating that both in new jersey as well as in the region and with our federal partners. So its all of those elements that are works in progress right now, hopefully sooner than later, but were not there yet on any of the above. Trevor youve spoken quite extensively about how many people are struggling, you know, to get food, how many people are struggling to pay for their rent, for their house, for thinking to sustain themselves in life and how much the state of new jersey needs. Is there a party concerned as a governor that if you get to a tipple point, the people will no longer want to listen because they cannot afford to listen to the stayathome orders that the governorrers issues. Yeah. I mean, listen, so far, so good, im finding wood to knock on here, trevor. So far, so good. The complains, we have 9 Million People in new jersey. The compliance has been extraordinary. There are always exceptions. There will be knuckleheads who do stupid things but, overwhelmingly, people are doing the right thing, but to your very good question, theres economic pain. Folks have lost their jobs at historic, neverbeforeseen levels, Small Businesses are on the rocks if not busted completely, the weather is getting better, kids have been homeschooling by Remote Learning for x number of weeks and weve said its going to go on for several more weeks. So my big plea is anybody watching from new jersey, but i would say from america right now, unless told otherwise, please, god, stay with it. Stay the course. We know its frustrating, we know folks have cabin fever. We completely get that. 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Earlier today, i got the chance to speak with steph curry, the allstar point guard for the golden state warriors, who has an organization that is helping kids who are affected by the coronavirus. Steph curry, welcome to the daily distancing show. I appreciate it, man. Trevor before we get into the work that youre doing, im sure everybody wants to know if theyre a fan of the narks what are you doing right now . Are you training . Are you preparing . Are you just playing 2k . What are you doing . Well, its crazy, i havent seen a video game controller sips ive had kids, so thats a little different. I cant resort back to that. But for the most part, i have a gym in my house, so i can get on the bike, i can do some weights, but no no actual, like, basketball court. Ive got a little hoop that at least i can get the ball in my hand and get shots up, but it doesnt simulate anything im used to. Just riding it out like everybody else, man. Trevor youve always been on the front lines of getting food to people who need it, equipment to kids who need it in schools, helping kids out with the sports programs, et cetera. As soon as coronavirus hit, we saw steph curry in a way weve never seen him before. You came out in full force with your foundation and yourself and your wife said well help the kids. Tell us what your foundation is doing now. Theres a lot of Food Insecurity right in our backyard and, so, like you said, myself and especially my wife, we wanted to formalize a strategy on how to amplify the impact. So a year ago we started our eat, learn, play foundation, and have been working hard to get it off the ground and running and get to work, not knowing that, obviously, you know, the coronavirus would hit, and that would only just exaggerate the need at the base level from, you know, just having proper supplies for food, especially when the School System is shut down. I hear the Oakland Unified School district, you dont know s throughout the week. s so, thankfully, we had a Foundation Set up that, you know, once coronavirus hit and we saw the need that were already working on, you know, amplify, it was awesome so be able to kind of engage right away. And so many people helped us. We have an amazing team, an amazing support out here, but there are so many kids that need it, and weve now provided over a million meals so far. Trevor wow. And as this virus continues, that need some going to continue to grow. So still more work to be done and more awareness and support thats necessary. But just grateful to be in a position to be able to help right away in a meaningful way. Trevor your organization was all about helping the kids before the virus hit. Youve always wanted to do something in a meaningful way, as youve said, but youve had to pivot quickly to the new situation with coronavirus because you cant be in the schools the same way you were before, the kids arent coming to the schools in the same way they were before. So what has your organization done to shift, you know, its attack program, getting the food to the kids as opposed to the kids coming to get the food, getting the right people to get the food to them while still maintaining their health, what have you been forced to do . Absolutely, we had to reimagine the process. With restaurants closing down, with schools closing down, all the infrastructure is kind of interrupted and, so, from our standpoint, we really partner with the almeda county food bank, and they stepped up in a meaningful way to open Distribution Centers so those meals could be accessible to the kids and families in the greater oakland bay area. So from week one or two around, you know, the third week of march to now, it was around two or three dropoff centers, now were up to 20. And with jose andres and the world central kitchen, theyre stepping in to try to reopen restaurants to serve as Distribution Centers. Trevor wow. And that, obviously, provides different benefits. Were getting food and meals where they need to be, people know where they need to do go to get the meals, but, on top of that, you neath need a workforce and manpower to do that. So with the restaurants that we can engage with, that creates jobs. So nothing you do is by yourself. We just happen to be in an amazing position to be able to help. Food insecurities have been happening forever. So things were trying to deal with and just the history of that, but with the virus, it only exacerbates that for sure. Trevor now, on the one hand youre trying to keep in shape for the n. B. A. On the other hand, youre working to feed as many kids as possible who have now been thrust into the worst situation possible because of coronavirus, and then theres is the side of you a lot of people forget but are reminded of from social media if you know steph curry and that is youre a dad. You have kids at home. Kids are out of school now but they need to learn from home. What is the best and worst part of teaching your own kids throughout this crisis . The best part is you just get to those little moments where you just smile and look at your kid, like, this is amazing. I remember when you came out of the womb and now youre solving addition and subtraction problems on your own. Trevor right. Im just, you know, standing by on the side just beaming with pride on that front. The worst part is any sevenyearold my oldest daughter is seven any sevenyearold that is used to a certain routine and now has to stare at a computer and try to, you know, keep their focus, especially todays age, thats where it test mess as a dad and as a teacher. My daughter gave me three stars as a second grade teacher. I got some room for improvement, lets put it that way. Trevor unfortunately, well still have a little more time. When you get back to nash, it will be teacher, philanthropist and n. B. A. Allstar. Thank you so much for joining us on the show. Thank you for taking the time. If people want to help you out, where can they go and look out for . Eatlearnplay. Org is where you can donate and understand the work were doing. I know you have dr. Fauci on your program. Im not a doctor, but i got to be a reporter for about 30 minutes and ask him some questions. On sc30. Com, theres a breakdown of our conversations where you can get facts. We all need facts and need an understanding of how we can do our part. Pretty excited about that. Trevor i appreciate you, man. Thank you so much for looking out after yourself. Appreciate you. Trevor thats our show for tonight. Before we go. If you arent able to help people going hungry because of this pandemic, please consider a donation to feeding america. They are supplying food to millions of people in america every sing daily, and they could use your help because even a dollar can help someone get a meal. Until we meet again, stay safe out there, wash your hands and remember to mute your mic before talking shit on zoom, otherwise the people know who you really are. Ill see you all tomorrow. Now, here it is. Your moment of zen. I have something here, just happen to have its a swab. This is what its about. Right . Does it remind you of something . It reminds you of this, right . Ones a swab, ones a qtip. Its actually different. Its very sophisticated, actually, but its a little bit, like, so this is the swab. Im going down to south park gonna have myself a time both Friendly Faces everywhere humble folks without temptation im going down to south park gonna leave my woes behind ample parking day or night people spouting howdy neighbor headin on up to south park gonna see if i cant unwind [muffled] come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine i dont want to go to this stupid party. Come on, stan, youre gonna have a great time. No, you guys are gonna have a great time. Whenever theres a party, the adults get to hang out and have fun while the kids spend the night locked in the basement eating stale pretzels. Well, your mom and i dont get out much, so youll just have to bear through it. [doorbell rings] hello, welcome, mkay . This is already a wild party. Yeah, well, sorry we had to bring the kid along. We had nowhere else to put him. Oh, thats okay. Ive got a special kids room down in the basement. Aw be sure to help yourself to the crab souffle and the juanita. Juanita. We need some more finger sandwiches. I dont want to hang out in the kids room. I wont know anybody. Well, itll be good for you to make new friends. You cant just hang out with your buddy kyle all the time. People will think you guys are, you know, funny. Now, i bet youll have a great time. Here we go. Its right in here. [gasps] well be upstairs if you need anything, stan. Dad, you cant leave me here. These guys are total melvins. Have fun, stanley. No, mom, please. Theyre the geekiest kids at our school. Well come get you kids when the meteor shower starts. [doorknob rattling] cheerio, stan. I do say. Its quite a nice surprise seeing you here. Shut up, pip. Hey, stan. Why, i sure am glad youre here cause then well have even more fun than we was having before. We were having an awfully good time before you showed up, too, however. Butters, is there a way out of here . Nope, no way out, but there aint nothing upstairs but an Old Stupid Party anyways. Its better down here in the kids room. This here is dougie. Hes not too old, but he sure is a hoot to hang with. Hes in first grade, i think. I like math. Oh, my god. We were just playing a game called wickershams and decklers. Do you want to play . No. Im the head wickerknicker,