one, i was -- i was so impressed being in that studio because i like -- this set is historic. it's going to the smithsonian. that set is historic. when i sat there on that stage talking to them, you weren't one of them. why weren't you there? >> why? >> larry: why? >> i was interviewing. why? why? now, now, now -- >> larry: why? >> now, larry, what's the question nobody's ever asked me that i want to answer right now? >> larry: boy, that's a tough one. >> button fly or zipper? >> larry: yours -- is yours zipper unflied? that's a ryan seacrest question. when's a bill maher question? >> i don't think that's what he said. >> button fly or zipper? >> larry: button fly or zipper. >> that's a question. >> you weren't asking if you do