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Happy thursday, everyone. So is it really so great to have president ial debates. Yeah its time to review the futile rally in simi valley. Yeah well as you can sees yo in the lower right hand corner of your screen, its been 23 hours since the second gop president ial debate, and no ones ever done that befor one and much like the vegas hair line, my migraine is finally receding. The debate was held at the Ronald Reagan president ial library. A reminder, an era whena a President Leaving Office at the age of 78 was considered too old and a reminder that itol is still legal to park a jet in a library. Excuse me, maam. Where can i find the classic literature section . Right behind the 747. Okay, so in case you it lets get right to the highlights here. All the best partss get. How would you, as president , protect American Farmers and ranchersow would from that r of retaliation from a Foreign Government like china . Eikehow you think about dealing with the root causes of crime, especially thi s door of the criminals that just get out and come back and commit crime . What is your mathematical path . Yes, wha governor. In order to try to beat president trump, who has a commanding and enduring lead in this race. Yeah. Yeah, that ladys pretty good. She was the only moderate i could understand without a struggle. Somebody should give her a Job Sittinithoutg next to an incredy handsome genius. Every day at 5 00. And also jesse watters. Anyway, heres a little known fact that i just made up. Debate is actually a latin word. Everybody talking at once. It was by one. Thank you for speaking while im interrupting. Literally on soil. Gentlemen, youll have your time. One of the challenges we have focused On The Issues that matter between thise know and china. Everybody knows that. Lets have a Policy Debate Chg on matter. Es yeah, that happened a lot. And i mean a lot. Excuse me. We can all talk over eachac other. We must respect each others place for that. Im ready for chinese. Comes throug. H. Strengths critical for him to be governor. The Communist Party Of China is the real mandate before they allow. No, its not the bandit before they voted. Not only that, youre not. Youre not that Theyt Onnot Vote vote entirely wrong. All those f. I felt like i was insidei felt her aldos brain brain. No offense to danas fellow moderator, ilia calderon. Tor, t. And im not talking about her Abs Salmalthough she doenot talk hayek sound like queen elizabeth. A but she struggled. Strugg i struggled with her. But look, if you hired me to moderatlewithe a spanish lane debate, i wouldnt do a very good job eithee r. But at least i wouldnt fill up the airwaves with a bunch of liberal cliches or, as they say in spanish. Bull oh, you have said Develop Skills in spite of slavery, not because of it, but many are still hurt. What is your message to them . Would you work with congresswork to reach a permanent solution for dreamers . What i ws specific plan to curb gun violence . Violence against lgbtq people is on the rise and intensifying. How would you protect this community from Violent Attacks . Hmm. So those questions insulted me because weve regularly challenged those phony Talking Points every day. And yete have here we pretend theyre agreed upon truths at this debate. Too bad the candidates let them fly, because those questions, which oddly no follow up fromhae her, could have been written by Keith Olbermann if he still write. She amplified a smeae. R about she blamed americans for the fentanyl flooding the southern. She asked mike pence what he would do to stop violence againsntis. E t. Lgbtq people. Im sorry, guys. This is a republican. Eopl if i want my intelligence insulted, ill talk to brian kilmeade. But thats univision, nott fo fox news. So thats a good call. Rnc, well done. , sothankfully, pence was good r a few dad jokes. My wife isnt a member of the teachers union, but i got to admit i have Beenbeen S Sleeping with a teacher for 38 years. I served in congress for 12 years, although it seemed2 longer. Yeah, he made Ronald Reagan library sound like actual library. You guys stiffer than Nancy Pelosis eyebrows . If i wanted horribly delivered bad jokes. Seth meyers is back monday. Th meyerthey dont even know hi. Like, why did he bring up this . The theater seems to have pulled ahead, however, simpl. Msy by not his pants, low bar was and near the end. Thankfully, he was able to articulate something beyond a roboti c smile and stiff armmile movements because up to that point i was waiting foand str dm from the wizard of oz. No oil is elbow s. The fake. As he was weird. He went from the insult pirate of the last debate to hey, you guys are awesome now. And every time somebody insulted him. His hair grew a little higher by the end. By the end insul, Traffic Contrl at lax kept telling him to duck, but he did make goodado points about mental health, social media, trance and kidods and he did have the last word. As the debate crumbled into the ether, i take nikki haley came off as shrill, but at least she nailed ticktalk even as they advertise during the debate. You know, youre beingie to when tiktok suddenly pretends to be rightwing. But there waicktock bes one cae who, like hunter biden on fathers day, was absente wa. Donald trump. The donald i knowot youre watching, youre not here tonight because youre afraid of beingtonight on the stage and defending your record. Youre ducking these thingrsu, and. Let me tell you whats going to happen. You keep doing that. No one up here is going to call you donald trump anymore. Were going to call you donald duc i ck. Look like you pick a human bottle opener. Oh, so that was the worst delivery ive seen since the octo mom birthivery i. Trump wasnt there, of course, because hes leading every pollsnt and every attack on him. Felt like a child getting back at daddy. Ing but i would have preferred these guys answering the questions instead of taunting the orange menace. So you had the clear winner of the debate, dana perino. Why isnt she running for president . Not only would she be the first female president Evenot Onlyldr but shed be the first one to take the Oath Of Office while oe standing on six bone books. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Just think about all Phonextra Room theyd have in the white house. We could airbnb it to pay downee the debt. But its hard to pick a winner because no one shined. I felt like a School Bus Driver taking a group of Noisy Delinquents to community service. And you know what . Like takingtyits their fault. If the advent of podcasting taught us anything, its that this free for all Debate Structure is better than joe bidenught us structs lobes. Turns out every it turns everyone into Look At Me Potk at shot artists instead of people explaining why they should be president instead. Y shou i felt gross watching it, but that could have beenldident3 cakes i ate who didnt feel like slitting their wristse. After that quarrel over curtains as u. N. Ambassador. You literally bring it 50 Thousand Dollars on curtains. You got bade information, fergie on the curtains do. Yes informa, ten because obac bought those. Did you send them back and didur you sendta them back to the Stae Department . You send them back. Youre the one that worksm in congress. I guess you get it. R curtains. Em on youback they were there before you even showed up at the residence. Ed up atyou heres a scrap, a ft over curtains. Does it matter who was right or wron g . Wrong . And the moderators were powerless to stop the noise because that structure leaned into the chaos instead of preventing it from nois w on. They should give the moderators tasers that quiet things dow mn. Theyre going to use that potato gun on christie. But carbs only make them strongeraton chris. But maybe it because when. You compar e it Debate Structures to long form interviews where you learn a lot about the candidatesform, you know, maybe its time to take this sort of spectacle out Into The Woods and it thisdo is 2023. That debate felt so 2015. We deserve better, like smaller debates between two candidates, one after the other. Its worth a shot. Debates idatesone things for sr what you think about the gop candidates, including one who didnt show up, none of them guy. Bad as this guy yeah, we need a president who can stand up forwe america r maybe one that can just standtad up tonight. Steph, his hair hasnt moved and hurricane sandy, Fox News Contributor herd, is that his wallet or is he just happy to see Shark Tank Star kevin oleary as our former Ring Announcer . We sometimes her to empty my spit bucket. Ill take those charlie out. Okayy my and doctors often prescribe his act as a sleep aid. Actor writer comedian jamie ouat. Charlie last night was a mess. Oh, yeah, it wast ni a mess. Of that. Charlie. Sorry. You going to clarify here . Ill call you charli th ie. Charlie one. Youre a guy. Shes ta girl. Thats good. Yeah. Sexist, right . What did you make of this . Well, its har thid to topis your opening there. I agree with all it. And i think your analysis,f the format is deadthat. E the problem. And so what you wind up with isc all it becomes a one liner contest, right . You have all these people coming out with these Omcan One Liners and they all. Yeah. And of course,neliner the best one liner of the night was the one. And it wasnt even a canned one from dana, where she askse mike pence a question about is obamacare here to stay . And he goes on this long wandering explanation about how hes opposed to mass shooting. Yeah. And then he gets to the end of and she goes, so are you saying that obamacare is here to stay . And it was Hystericalo Mass but then, but then, you know, you know, all of them know. I do think the debate was clarifying none of thesepeople, people and i love these people who think that, oh, what we need to do is we need to winno who tw it down. So its one person if you if if you cant beat donald and heshe not on the stage, then winnowing out everybody and havingtage just one person p against donald trump, youre still not going to beat it. St youre going to get beaten worse. And of course, you know, you have democrats who areto gea all in you know, everybody talks about democracy and how we need to protect it. And you have democrats saying that, you know, we want to protect democracy by Jailing Donald Trump so people cant vote for him. And now you have republicans support ron desantis who are so upset because ron desantis dona these debatestes an and doesnt do well at them. And theyre like, oh, well, everyboddt do wely else needs tt of the race. And its like, thats thats that goingacy and thats to help. Its not. All right. But kevin, youre canadian. I apologize. Are you embarrassed for us . Was it that bad or. I always have to shut up my other passport so they dontt get at me. Po also irish, also emirati. Come on, Throwrt M So Theye A Hs My Thing on this. Im trying to think i i was listening to this again. Can i sue you for making me watch it twice in 24 hours . I mean, it was horrific and you know, ive always said this. I cant make moneycannot with politics. I make money with policy. Show me something about what have and what youre going to do that i can make some money off. Right. And i got none of that. I just got that whole squawking soap got none. You couldnt hear anything. The one thing i found interesting and i noticed whene you have a british accent like stuart varney, he can cut something about that british vibe whenever he says, oh, its a british t that b talking, lets a stop and listen. Yeah, that was interesting. Yeah, it was. I think. I dont remember it. He got you. It wa it. It was. It was awful. Yorkshire. Yorkshire. Three different accents on the moderator. Yeah. Wyoming. You had british and you hadi, spanish. I think i thought doug burgumhot actually some ideas about energy and other things on polic oy and that guy doesnt get enough airtime, but, but thats the problem. Hes a seriouget enou ts. Yeah, and this is no format. Id like to hear more from him. Hes got your got seriouss eyebrows. Yeah. Like i say, hes i really thought the besteyebrows eyebrow thing about it hes like count chocula, right, e becharlie do you feel less optimistic or more optimistic . Charlie, too . Do yoi feel optimistic about te fact that i have just more for president trump. I think we all owe him a big thank you at this point, because last night was the second reminder of how unwatchable and utterly unlikable the republican really is. And the way that i see it, its kind of like social media, because noneis of them could resist taking jabs at trump last night. Right. He clearly is livingjabs a free inside of all of their heads at all times. Yeah. Even though they to deny that its like social media, im sure everyone here can Relateit Ilike soc. Mmhmm. You post something and there are people that follow you and, you Knowople Folknow they hate d they constantly, every time you post, all they do is leave really rude comments underneath what you say all the time. It never failss, but thats what it reminds me of. Its like trumps the onesti. Posting and these candidates are the ones that are in the comments that no mattee cand orr says or does, they just cant help. And then it gets even better because you then see the people who were in the comments who start arguing among themselves. , four days on end, thats a good its not like that. Thats what this is here. Thats a goothat id that was ata debate that was just a bunch of responses on x exactly. Sponse jamie i imagine because you really dont have a life you did watch the debate watching. Did you take the tv to tv . I did watch the but i havent heard people talk over each other like that since. I remember when i was getting married in my family when they go hey, speak now forever. Hold your peacearried. I exwife actually, because i say wife. Im sorry. I just figured Everybody Knows from being on the show im surprised christie is not better at debating because he wins that one every night where hes like, should i eat the whole gallon ice cream . Nice. Desantis has got to work on, like, just being more ive ive seen more Natural Movement from members of the chucky cheese band. Its true right . And that tiktok thing, i think they should leave. You know, i like. I like to ruthoughn the show. Hes a nice student. I thought that was like a weird sort of, like, argue something that has nothing to do with anything. Yeah, because were all kind of on, i dont know. Sothas nothwith any im on tikt. It doesnt worry me. I think the whole theyre going to steal your informatioock. N if they want to. This is what i think. That could be incorrect because they all theyre goingey are tol your identity. Im like, okay, well, i doneal get laid. T i cant get a mortgage. But like, why dont you take it and let me know how thatdo. All right . Amie, oyor janey, baby, you have a girlfriend . I do know that. I doubt you know, it was weird. I felt like were lying and i was like, hes not. Thats how weird it is ho is. I dont know why i said that. Wh we can edit that out later. Sosa the lessoid than is they ry should leave the one liners to jamie. Lisa yeah. T can i say real quick, thereheth is like this real quick. There was this guy and he gotisg depressed. This woman hes supposed to marry like said she was going to marry him and jumpedhin off the top of a building. Yeah, right. And he ends up landingd on the woman, huh. She goes to the hospital and hes fine pants has worse timing than that woman. And on that note. All right, before we go, this is very, very, very important. You may have missed her all week, but kat will be back nextw week, but shell also be returning to her hometown of detroit for two shows at the Majestic Theater saturday and Sunday October 7th and eighth. Go to real kat timpf. Com tickee info there, tickets available. Its a greatr websit show. Up next, the gop demands answers about biden wire transfer. Ransfe if youll be irsn the new york area and like tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews. Com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our Studio Audience. Three of the girls were missing. Theres not one cancer. 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At issue, whether the president profited from familys corrupt business schemes. Our very own jonathan turley, Le A Star Witness who lent his constitutional credibility to the case. Is a benefit to your family. Can a benefit to your Family A Benefit to you . It is. There has been a repeated statement that you need to show that the President Biden accepted money in order for this to constitute a benefit even undero show under criminals that deal with bribery, extortion and hobbs act. The courts actually have rejected that. Theyve said that money to Family Members is in fact, a benefit. Thats true. It is a benefit if money is going to a Family Member or b in hunterenefits jeffs his me the bidens have repeatedly claimed theyre against cash benefits for Family Members, improved it by refusing to pay child support. But todays coming just days after House Republicans said hunter was wired 250 grand from china back in 2019, enlisted joe bidens wilmingtone home as the beneficiary address. The only i for the bidens. Its the first time weve heard hunter and wired, and it wasnt describing a month long crack binge. But who doesnt list their parents address when taking bribes from hostile foreign powers . Is it one rule of accepting bribes to use a fake address . Thats what i do. Again, let me just remind everyone that joe once called hunter the smartest guy he knows. The money reportedly came from ths. Rs chinese busines evidently, it was followed by a stack of takeout menuser. As House Oversight Committee Chair james colmer put, bank records dont lie. But President Joe Biden does. Dowhich is the terrible thing to say about a man who was at ground zero on september 12 while visiting his jewish, puerto rican and Amishund Zero Ha ha. So forget about air force one. Et the senate about is now going te to build a Shorter Staircase for their chambers. What is joe got to say . No, no, no, no. Impeachment. Give me a break. Its like my colleagues said, you know, this is like hunter getting a speeding ticket, and theyre trying to blame old joe for it thi. I wasnt even driving. Of course, i was sitting in the passenger saying, go, go, go, go. S sitt but other than that and you know, my 10 fee, i had nothing to do with that. Anyway, let me get back. To watching this republican. Oh, look at all those rightwing extremists. Republicans. Yeah. Kevin, do we need any more evidence that joe was involved in these Business Dealings . That money came to his house. I always look at money. It always tells you where it started and where its going to end. I i think its a fascinating situation, but its reallyth ifs you think about this world today between partie s partisanship, i dont care. Impeachments indictmentees, ths stuff thats going on. And i hate to say it, but to the voting constituents, its just. E. Yeah, its not really making a difference now, if cascarino actually traded hands and you know, thats the thing about cash, you know where it started, you know where it cam e. Ouch. That could hurt. But will it make a differenc, th e in this election . I dont think so. Its always like handicap the candidate. Thats what they did with trump, with the two impeachments. Maybe they debate other with ane ankle bracelet. Yes, exactly. Zoombate calls from prison. Exactly. Yeah. Would that be great . How about you, charlie . Herewhat do you see this going . Well, i just think the story is no longer even the that we have such a Brazenly Corrupt president or the fact that he longehas a son whos a crack a. Its the fact that our country has become just such a joke a jk because we do have such ane openly corrupt president whos Running Rampanhavet Grift throun his crackhead son. And the worst thing that happense wors them is we m jokes about them on tv. Yeah, the worst thingg that that happens to them. I mean, thats hard hitting stuff, guys, right . Yeah. And were the only people doineg it. Nobody else is. E is we should really be taken seriously as a country. We are not a clown. Show. N se yeah, but i also. Ri i would. I would say its. Its very generous of joe to onlot ay take a 10 fee. He. He could ask for more. Thats true. Thats true. Hes ad ask fo really, you know. Jimmy, do you do the same thingh as when you order medicine for Erectile Dysfunction . You have it. Go to your parents house. Yeah, i ordetsr. T on that ones an eye opener. Its just a picture of a naked lady. Wathey have they have more discreet brands now . You do not. Right. Thehow . You know, i just know i dont. I dont want to give away my sources. Is it . I dont know if joe knows whats going on. I mean, this guy doesnt joenown remember what he drank forber luncwhath. You know what i think wouldk . Be a good would be a fun job, which would be like low pressure. I think it would be to be in the House Oversight committee. Buncink that would be low because theyre like, you meant doing that because theyd be like, oh, you missed a whole bunch of stuff. I was like, yep, is an oversighyeah, itnt. [laugh thats what we dote heret is at the house over. So they said, you know, why wha does hunter and what does he need money for . Yeah. Dont you feel like if joe doets a lot of money he has a loton, of money from. So i feel like if i was joe son, i would just like i, would lend him A Hundred Bucks. Right . And then the next day i would go, hey, dad, can i have hundred hundred bucks . And then when he gave it to me, i would leave the room for a minute and come back andargav, hey, dad, can i have A Hundred Bucks . And i just keep doing that. Mm. Because he rich, ive always wondered if youre a politician, you make 280,000 a year for 20 years. De 30 years . How come you have so many houses . Yeah, its. How do you h you like. Show me how to do that. Yeah, that sounds better than when im doing. You di if you did it, youd be in jail. Problems. And. And if. No, no, id be running for president. And if youre a Public Health official, you have Tens Of Millionpresidens of dollars. Well, how . I guess why . Its horrible, but. But f dos. I agree with you thato of the stuff is kind of noise right now, but thatufs what campaigns are for and thats what elections are for. Antions are for. Down into the nitty gritty of this campaign and you start prosecuting the against joe bidens family, i think its a whole different i thinke. This stuff breaks through. I think that when you ask, you especially in a terrible economy, where you can ask athe most question, which is wa is joe biden working for . Because he sure as isnt working for us. S no yeah, hes working for the chinese, the ukrainians and the mexicans. But one other little thing about this wholeukrain, all thee Text Messages from hunter biden and joe biden. Joe biden, you know, its justi absolutely hysterical. And i mean, all the arrows, its almosall t like its almost like a cartoon, all the arrows pointing to, yes, this is happening. You actually have the check y going to joe bidens house address. Its likes, the, how do you howo you miss this . I dont understand. And the medias not breaking the story. Its the fact. But heres the thing that i love the most about it in a lot of these back and forth between joe biden, between hunter biden and joe biden, huntef ther biden, at some point, jim bidens like, hey, we need to go over to whatsapp to talkse about this on an encrypted line. And im like, oh my god, you just admitte d to everything, youve done, what arest you talking about on whatsap adp theres still people that say theres no evidence, though. Yeah, exactlye sa. All right. We got to move on. Up next, a professor with a machete and a live streamerh love spaghetti. Yeah. Im trace gallagher. 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Everybody must do. Everybody. Yes, everyone. Yeah. Apparently everybody must eat. Looks like meatballs. Eaten enough for everybody. She was the only lootel is erony who tried to ingest an iphone. Meantime, professor shelly in rodriguez, who was fired after threatening to chop up a reporter with a machete back in may, landed on her feeta at a new college. Shell reportedly start t this fall at the cooper union, teaching at the cooper union, where shell fal be teaching sculpture. If she still has her machetee , her students can expect works of art like this. So jamie, there anything the worth looting in alaska . Not really. Its Almosreg Moret like i reme when i moved there. I felt like someone had already taken everything gooeverytd ands a tough guy. Se. O what you make of thehe looting . Its all horrible. Obviously, theyre criminals. But, you kno lootw who are the real idiots. Like they went to apple . Yeah. And then they went to, lik thee lululemon. But some people went in footlocker full like are Verysome Peoe went place to. You know, youre like, how do you have this in a ten and a half . And that is. And then none of the referees did anything. Yeah of the its the locker that ty lady with a machete scares me isnt. H th of all the knives. Of all knives. I feel like machete. If you see someone with,most its most likely theyre going to kill you. Yes. Like of all the knives likely s get someone has a machete and theres no jungle run. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hett and other knives that are, you know, hatchet and machete. Exactly. Exactly. Charlie, to whath eddi . Pick. Who would you like to comment . Ill talk about the meatball because im italiahan. Yes, and i actually am very sad about this because, i mean, meatballs, a very special place in my heart. And now i feel like i feelmage has been done because this is just the most idiotic criminal ive ever seen my life. I mean, weve seen a lotli of them recently. Yeah, but, you know, she shefe right now, i guess well pute her onwi the top tier. She livestreamed everything that she was doing while sh love. Akes what sense does that make . It makes absolutely no sense. And not only that. But after she got out of jail, she gets back on social media glorifying her thuggery. On athere countless other people are putting her up on this pedestal and it makes absolutely no sense. Theres a rapper pedes meek mil. Hes very popular. Hes also from philly. Hes giving her resources to sell mugshot merch. Shout out to president trump. Yeah. So she can pay her bail and also pay lawyer fees. And its just ridiculous. Its because in this country we are constantly talking about having a mass incarceratio. N. But really, in my opinion, i think we have a mass underwe incarceration problem. Mhm. Non proble. Charlie meatball. Carly one meatball was handed eight separate charges and she to eat five of them. But its amazing shes already out. Yeah tried to. Oh really. Is it amazing . Its not amazing at all. No t . Agree with everything charlie said, but i have to saagree. Y ti give her a little bit of credit for the one thing that she did the g shh was she livestreamed it which, of course, is more than like the media does. They dont they dont even Pay Attention to this stuff. Im glad she got it on tape. Wouldnt have known. Probably. Gla. No, we absolutely wouldnt have known. Shes better than cnn. E woul have y better than cnn. Yeah. And so im grateful to her for that. Gratefulher fomm. R th yeah. At so when you see whats going on, wait till you see the rest of her socia ofl. Dont go there. Oh, really . Very scared. Do. Definitely going now kevin. What . What is america screwed . Look, the first thing first, everybody realized theyre Video Cameras everyeverywhere. When when you loot a store, youre screwed. Youre on tape forevert. And now with new way, they can really focus on your face and get the resolutioncus on. And youre off to prison right away. But the problem is, youre released. Thatsf the theyre not arresting anybody. And people are getting a little off about it. You know not ady you can understand the shrinkage, which is what this is called, used be two and a half percent today in america. Its passing five. This is 1,000,000,000,000 problem. And who paysssing five it . M. You, my friend, all of you and me. Maybe we should start getting. Gt yeah, i am. Im very. In and im paying for me fast. One. Im paying for her some. All right, kids. Coming up, he tendered his resignation for giving u a ovation. Im karl rove and ill be providing analysis for democracy 24. Well, i cant escape the whiteboard. I instead of a tombstone, im going to have a whiteboard over my grave because. People come up to me all the time and say, wheres your whiteboard . As if i carry these things around in my pocket. But look, its a wonderful tool to me. 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Alinsky wrote us said he was alone. He alone was responsible for inviting the former ss membeprer and confirmed his office didnt share its guest list anth anyone else, not even trudeau. You believe that . And it turns out it wayones thes son who contacted rhoda to see if pops coul td get an if invitation. So i guess they were right when they said canadahe could is thes white north. Oh, thats not fair,they kevin, i apologize. Wh this guy, they see everywhere, like among truckers, except when theyre real, then they dont see them at alre, excel. Whatou. What can you say about your pm . The only hes a bsa now, this is Proof Positive of what ive been saying. Aying. The richest country on earth run by idiots. Th it. Hats and its really sad because its not just, you know. Trudeau ah, hes very, very successful politician. Hes been around a long time, but hes the indians, pas Sethe Egyptiand s the chinese and now the canadians. This aint so good for him. This is bad branding thats going on. And this thing. Whoa. People are really unhappy. Yeah, this is the of stuff that makes people. Whah, you lose elections makes r this stuff. And i think thats whats going to happen to him because hes been erased. Looks going , youve got to givt to him. Hes been there forever. E this obut now this one is too. Yeah. You know, charlie, to Trudeau Trude blame the whole humiliating blender on the. And he had they had impeccable time to joke. Everybody. Yeah, the timing here was impeccable right before yom kippur. So congratulation to them on that. But i its interesting because people have been callinge. Justn trudeau and really the rest of the Liberal Party Of Canada fascist for some timg justine at seems like they just out of themselves. But i have an idea. Heres a tactie c. A apologize. Maybe they should send more money to ukraine. They could tacc to probably rece joe biden to send more money to ukraine is also a wayp apolog to help apologize because we all know hes always looking s that as much money over there as possible. Yeah, i think we send enough money there, charliessible what. You remember what he did, how they what they did to the un truckers . Yeah. Now, im sort of surprised, thoughers . , that people are like heads are rolling over this because they have buried far bigger scandals than this. I mean, they do this in their sleep. But s rollini help but think tha has something to do with the fact that embracing an actual fascist in their midst is hitso a little too close for those left. I know. Yeah. To see. Yeah. To search long and hard to find out is scary hard to get and it just get it hit a little too close to home for them and sa lo theyre like, okay uncle. Yeah, that was amazing. I thought it was a joklike e. I saw it on x. It was like, oh yeah, yeah. And then it turned out to be real jamie. Ou youre not a though. Are you do. You do read the literature n. Should bygones be bygones like . Goodness, yes. This is what happens when you dont read the back. Someones resume. Yeah. Other hobbie ss. Interesting. I me. Yeah. You get. You cant just go to the racist stuff like, oh my Vlad The Impaler opened a new runaway home for boy cs. Hes. Hes got other stuff on the back of there. One thing i think. Id he did good though. He did he did say i take responsibility he resigns. You have to give him that. I think its important to take responsible. But he fell on this. Oh go ahead. Yeah, well, i like you know, you know, know i had like a tough a tough marriage divorce. I get it. I even i think he got whacked. I think youre right. But i like i think its better for all of us. Take responsible. I got married into my marriage. That was kind of tough. I like. I take responsibility looking back like i shouldnt have found out she was sleeping with tha. Sibilityt. Ould hav you know, like thats on me. I like how you Barrelethat Id Th to get to the point i did. I was like, i interrupted you. They did. I was like, im getting to that joke. Am getting t, i was like i was like, move out of the way facts. But i agree with kevin. He fell on the sword for somebody else. K. N. I think this was to savee the pm. Yeahelse, i mean, you got to chk the resume. I totally agree. You can just go online and at this stuff. Yeah. You dont have to work that hard as google and d looka little Background Check maybe, you know right. Background checks dontle na. Matter anymore though, as we saw with the teacher who now has the sculpture class. You knowroun, im on every emple i look at now and im finding out some really funk ay chicken stuff. Yeah. I mean, you got to watch t kiddies. Os you really got to watch what you post. Thank god i already have a couple that i ask for the Background Check. 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I have a Support Animal, but doi more of the supporting. But i think that this gumay actually is on to something. Because he lives in philly having an alligator. This g seen. Probably very necessary. Theres lots of dangerous people running around phillyr ie so smart man wally could provide Additional Support by ad pair of loafers. Thats true. I use emotional support, drugs . Yeah. Nt think he shouldnt be able to bring an emotional Support Animal that makes othe r people anxious. Yeah, thats kind of crazy, right . Because its like you feel good. But in this caseanim, Al Thamaid He had a license for an emotional support dog. Did you seicensee that . Emotio it wanas inside the alligato. Listen, listen is a direct assault on the alligator community. I live in miami. Speak alligator and the alligators are really talking about this one today. Nobodys happy. Nobodys happy. They dont like this kinnobod pe of press. No, they dont. They will. They theyre very camera shy. 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