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That or they were also doing a biden impression. This week in scotland, a me wonka themed event was socops disappointing, people called the cops and demanded refunds. Lt there were no Chocolate Waterfalls or oompaloompaiks. But unlike the film, mu. Least no kids were murdered. Pittsburgh police will no longer send officers to certain emergenc ty calls, theft,rglary harassment or burglary. Instead, youll do the policu we by telephone unless the thief telee. Your phon right. Okay. Kelloggs ceo is facing backlash after suggesting people should start eatingle shr dinner to save money. What do you mean sav, start onea . Yeah, right. Its. Ll im white and the Whitest Mano O ever. All right. You hear that, mackie . Im the nerd. Stealing your white thing, huh . White figh ft. You dont think ill winn that one . Yeahthat. Mitch mcconnell has announced that hell be Stepping Downl will the senap leader in november. The reason he wanted to spendit time with his childrn. Yeah, its a tough week for googles gemini. Countless critics have slammed an for being biased, inaccurate and racist against whitem fo people. And joy reid slammed them stea. Ealing her act mmhmm. Cks according to an ex starbucks barista, there are nineelltal telltale signs that youre about to be served. A bad cup of joe e. Sign number one. Youre at starbucks. Oh, sorry, sir. Right. N liam neeson is slated to star in a remake of thee ca naked gun. And hollywood is buzzing about who else will be cast. Id kill for a part in that, said one man. Yeah, thats how you look. Yes. March 1st, bro. Okay, so. And finally this week, a kentucky couple got marrieddig in a gas station mens room. And if you want to get them a wedding present, you cant. Go go wrong with a can of lysol. Go ahead. The last one to leave us. And now to the news. Y jo they say jews, ancient likes pou the acropolis. But trumps a dangerous populist, Accordinlist Accg to a new bloomberg poll. Swing state voters find biden too old and trump too dangerous. Quote overall, eight ind ten voters in crucial andtes said biden was too ol and despite finding him dangerous, voters were more likely to Describs Wereey as being mentally fit. By the way, its kind of a side note. L agrethey all agreed oppenheimr is a shoo in for best picture. Not only that, trump is ahead in every swing state swinevada, that really matters in november. Hes up by six points in pennsylvania, nevada, georgia anda and arizona and les by nine in North Carolinail and four in wisconsin. But biden still holds an edge in mexico, so its not wone looking good for the big guyr. I wonder what he has to say. No, no, no. Look, look, ive ive my my mind is very fine. L trap, i ive got a mind likeng a steel trap. I remember everything. Seems like only yesterday i was take dowpop withn Corn Pop Withy chain and, you know, Riding Amtrak with my special key. I rememberything. Everything bd i was before. When the i invented the interne. Tell you tha t i was named after sir edmund hillary. Thats right. Thats before i became the first black president. Presidenbut i want to tell you,d not have sex with that woman, miss lewinsky by now. Oh, my hands cramped up. Hard stuff. All right, todd, i mean, does, e that surprise you, this poll and what do you think is worseft of voters finding you too old or too dangerous . I lov e fact that democrats were trying to hide bidens age from us for so long. But thatt secr Pesky Secret Gott because hes the president. Bithink its kind of haridd, tough to hide that for so long. I think the age thing is a much bigger issu e than the dangerous thing. That said, if im trump, i make sure Fore Swin The State Voterse that i communicate what manyo people saying on the left as dangerous is a Foreign Policy thats going to get out l of foreign wars, thats going to be cheaper and is actually going to be safer Forgs Americans in the long run. Its on trump to communicateth that messagein the within the confines of a Mainstream Media thats against him. Th he do that,she does hell hell chip away at that dangerousness. Theres nothing joe bidehere is do between now and november to chip away at the age because things dont get better with age unless theyre wine. And obviously, joe bidenis d Getting Better with age. So that goes back to the overall point. Are they goingmore and mor to hm more and more in an electioni year like they did in 2020 . Whyi i dont know. I dont think they can. And thatsis in tr why i think joe bidens in trouble. What do you think, tyrus . Dimean, thats a good point by todd. The idea that age, i mean, if its changinitscause heg any d, its getting worse because hes getting older. Because we all get better when we get older. Thatsolder, t all Tell Ourselvs because we dont look in the mirror anymore. Elvegets bno one gets better wh. They get older, except maybe me. Actubut no, i actually its funy because look at that chip to fill up this morning and walk around with a cane. Turnd 51 and its over, man. Like, im jus. Fallt fallingt here. But lets lets just break it down. Very simple. Lets not get lost. Lets leave politics out for once. Les lets try the try first. T kat, dont spit your water out. Anre not going to talk about politics right now. Were just going to take old you s two words. S, t okay. Thats your choice. Yeah. Youre in the pound, need a riu need a dog to protect the house. And you got this really nice, Lo Sweet Old Dog who will look up n and watch them come in and rob your house. Now, in his mind, hes like, get up, growl bark, maybe bite if theyre close enough and get old. Y. F the propert but hes old, so he just sits there and goes, well. Or the dangerous thats barkinga all the time and nobody will come near your yard because they can hear the barks and just the sound of those barke fors are enough for some reason for north korea not to worry about the programhe and warns not to break out. So give me the lou d dog in the front yard. Thats dangerous because everyone will know. Its dangerous and well stay away from my house or have the old dog ang and wonder why everybodys with us so that is something. So actually what tyrussadvan is cat is the Dangerous Mightta be disadvantage as long as he can convince them hes dangerous in the right places. Right. Ave gottenfirst of all, ive goy better with age. Yesh, i have three cats. Yeah. And every single way. But there will Bthat E Point where that does not apply anymore. And i thinefork be way before n of bidens age, because i think by then ill be dead. So like no shade. Its not bad that hes old. I really dont think its an a age. H its the fact that regardless of age ive said this so many timeseem t whats, he doesnt s whats going on a significant me of time. m i mean, even the dog youre describing is aware that, you know, im at home right now. Right . Like, im sorry. Yeah, i dont know. T ofi think that a lot of us, i think, are just feeling like t ,are we really going to have to do this again . For know, i dont remember las the election last time around being an emotionally stable time for us asuntry. Yeah. A coe yeah. And i and i think its going to be pushed. D its going to be pushed away, as they say. Wellk toddey, i think, todd, i k theyre going to have to hide the guy. I dont thinut there ak hes rea to be out there a lot, but theyre just going to say its not about biden,like w its about democracy. Theyre going to use the same Talking Points and were all going to feel like ithing og in the same thing over and over again. And then it will be ove r. But candidate thats the thing is can you still keep saying dangerousabout as a wara about trump because weve had i think after He Alreadyidency e a presidency, i think that its a lot harder to continue to use those Talking Points. Absolutely. I think especially since so many those things did turn out to be overblowfne bn. People are suspicious of any criticism of him or some people are certainl foy suspicious of it for sure. And that may be wh y they need the january 6th thing. Right. They want to play it like he was some kind of Insurrectioniste Ki they goth to up the stakes because last time they said if he takes the reinignss of the country, we going downhill. And things were okay. So they theywrit to kind of rewe the script, right . Mackie yeah, thats all i got. Correcone quick correction. Todd cheese also gets better with age cheat oh yesdate and wouldnt the more dangerous of the two candidates be thethas thats senile because likeck one day joe biden wakes up hes raised by puerto ricans. He was a truck drive r and hasf th oil cancer. And then what if the nexte nm day he wakes up and mistakes Jin Paying For Ever and then tries a to attack him with the intrepidh museum there . Do you call him . Hey, i do. All the cool guys do it. When we were working out with him last year at the summit sum. Really . Get your pictures up. Yeah. Yeah d thats it. Polls, pyro . Yes, these. Do you believe these Du Know W Swinge Vo state polls . Because you know whats going to happen. I mean, what can i say about the votings that . The democrats, they know how too they know how totes, get thoset. Votes like the mail in situation. I mean, how much of thisn canea. I say theyre going to find a lot of votes in those areas . I think the way you count it, thomas, to basically say democrats are better at elections than republicans in every single state, even if its aemocrats republican state. Democrats know how to run elections. They know how to maximize vote s. And republicans, for whatever reason, are not good at that. Aid,publicanthat said, republict to wake up because obviously thisan is an important elections and when it comes to the polls,e i think its important to discuss the polls. I think its important to look for trends start. But if republicans t start getting cocky with these polls that shorumps winw trumpg in all the swing states, nove, you win in march in november. So they need to keep the foot on the gas and they need t to make sure that theyre mobilizing those swing, independent, non committed voters. There are a lot of the lets m i meandecide ,lets face it, everybody, you know, probably has decided i who going to vote for in november. But for those people who havent yet decided, i trump toa be laser focused in getting and communicating to thetim i am that im not going to beam dangerous, im going to defend americas interests. Im noericai am nott to be thed of democracy. The other guy is. And when it cot to treating humo and americans equally, im theah guy to do that. He needs to be laser focused on that. And ere, ri think hes getting. Republicans need to follow suit with the entire parto morey. Ea. And no more of this waitingns until election day. We got to get in there and vote early. Like i republicans dont want po to do. I dont like to pay taxes, but i do it because i have what isophs in philosophy, thouh we think of voting as a privilege and something you earn the right to do. We dont want we dont spe. Im speaking in generalities, but like thats how we generally Thinher Sidek about iu and the other side tends to think about it as just get all the number ws you. Thats why you see the masss text is like, well, sign you up, come vote for most i of us. Like its a its a right, its a right of passage. You talk about it, you takae ofa work, you plan around it. Its one thing when you when is a it, i thinkn about my grandmother, when she had earned the right to vote like its a it seems to bl e more of a personal thing the republicans but thats whithy e in voting and stuff. D. Oh, no. Tha you do what youve got to do your part. Yeahtto work. , the man doesntt to do it because thats not going to work this year. They got to get out there and vote early, am i right . Yeah. All right. Im back to joe. Head to the border. But who can restore order if youll be in the new york area im like tickets to see gutfeld go to fox news. Com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our Studio Audience. So when you get to Nashville Hot tenders in three Mandarin Orange tenders. I got you three classic tenders for Big Butterfly shrimp,ht, four of a kind i went to. 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Apparently not, because the white house just madup ae a sweet new sounding euphemism for illegal aliens i. Illegals are now referred to as newcomers, according to this official white house fact sheet. The ridiculous Rebrand Ondrightfully being roaste roasd online for a shameless attempt to destigmatize a criminal act. Its like when greg calls exposing himself on the Sidewalacced Interrk Enhd interrogation techniques. Okay. Ne newcomers. Kat, thiw thin is a new thing. Tn i wonder why theyre pulling this out now. Wh yoy go to the border and ths try to try to sound like a tough guy. And then up with this someb newcomers thing. Well, thats just it, right . Somebody missed the memood. Bad somebody was writing that based on joe 2020 and not joe biden and now not getting the that he was supposed to be a tough guy on immigration now. Yeah, i thinmigratiok its so mh of that. And its all politics, right . Which is why i cantn stand whg politicians accused each other of Playing Politics like. Repuut that wa other os what bin thats all he really said is, well, id love to fix this, but the republicans wont let us they blocked that deal. Its like, well, if it was really that important that the deal would just been about immigration and the thiner, for Examplation An Foret funded all these various foreign wars and other things. Y it, its all politics. Wer i think Somebody Just kind of missed the memo that we werent doing it that way anymore. What good is it to go down to that border when it we kryone know the narrative at this point . Thra said they basically theyrd the border open. We know what theyre doing. Theyre shipping people all aroundre the country. D fo theyre calling them newcomers. What good is its almost badif u him to go down to the border. It looks bad. Its bad if youre not on side of things. Like what catcher said was , too d brilliant for them. Like its theyre literally we the diff, like were going to look tough in front of the border, but werupseoue we dont wantto to upset our progressives so well call well go down thereat and, look tough and call them newcomers, but well do it tough. So will be happy. At yeah. And kat gave them an out too. Atw even the way to do it is like saying, oh, its an old schoolht thing. No, no, thats what you want i to do. Youre telling a guy who cant remembern one foot goes in frot of the other to split the diff ,which means you have to know two things and makee us convinced that its one. So thats what he was doing. And he did i t horribly becauseo he cant anymore. Thesn he goes to these places, theyre just at this point because they they cant saisy were good with thir situation. Our side of the street,em the democrats, we are fine. We cal newl them newcomers. H we have no problems with open borders. We are fine with this. Thatsth why we got rid of all the Executive Orders becauser could do it myself if i wantedii to. Yeah, i dont want to. I stoppes how wed them for a re. This is how we look at our version of america and hashtagav newcomers. You should remember that and vote accordinglyotaccordin. Period. You dont need joe biden speech from joe biden to knowands, hi he stands his actions. Youd have to be blind not to see. And if you are blind, im sorry, but you can see it and everybodys seeing it. Es, l todd simple. Theyre seeing it in the cities. Were seeing blue cities. People see this influx coming in. Even people who kind of sympathiz se with bidens border policies, now they realize, like, what are we going to do . Were kind of in up to ourth neck. And at some point, they cant turn off the spigot because theyve already said the borders are open. Hink Tyr Reallright and i thinky nailed the point of this is a fundamental problem within this white house. This language of newcomersrsne popping out no matter what joe biden trying to look tough. Its all an act because fundamentally, thitough, fs is r vision, to use this phraseca of what america is. Are what upsets me most about that, they treatingke these Illegal Migrants as freshmen orientation. Y give they call them newcomers. Them thethey give them their i. Their food card, their dorm and much like how theyre treating student loans, the american taxpayers are on the hook for it. Cograns a Common College migrant tie here, and that is a huge problem. Noe bit for joe biden in the rea election, because the cities are starting to realize, heye g were getting screwed here. We put this guy in office, we thought wer e going to get a lot of good handouts and our budgets are getting decimated, these illegals. But its a fundamental problem folegals. R america because thie how our system works. We help people whenel in nee, but its temporary. Its not permanent. And what were. Wh are for these Illegal Migrants who arent citizens, by the way, we need to make that pointhurtinr is hg our citizens. And theres no end in sighthn. Tom, thats the issue. This is a go back to the College Analogy. Collegey. , thes ill leave it. E i love your college. And this is you go to college for four, maybe five years. Are be to Beeare Goingmigr on the dole permanently. And thats a huge issue. Ie. Ce i understand when somebody comes here legally, they may get some assistance bat goale rf the bat, but the goal is toe get them in the system working,g being productive members. Weve seen so many tiktok videos of these migrantssaying, im here. Im on the dole for life. They look. Thats a problem. Thats a problem. What are we going to do about it . Thats right, tom. I hate that College Analogy at orientation, my roommates dad tried to introduce meo, to coeds. O so embarrassing. You know, i can get rejectedt on my own. Oh, ill say this. Eu the left is greaphemist at euphs like its a border bill that gives discretionary power to the Homeland Security chief that were trying to impeach right now for not doing its job. Its the same thing i do on first dates. Date, you dont want themem to to know about the past. You only want them to knowkn about the good things youre doing now. Except unlike president bideg n can hold in mymy. Thats right. Okay. Up nex ht, here is football jargon. After his plea bargain, this is a paid advertisement for legal services. Have you or anyone you know used a drug name ozempic or wegovy to treat diabetes or help aid in weight loss . These drugs have been linked to severe side effects. Such as stomach paralysis, persistent vomiting and constant nausea. Do you or anyone you know have any severe side effects after taking one of these drugs . If so, do not delay. You may be entitled to Compensation Visit for the people. Ecommerce. Call the number on your screen now. 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But whats the best way foher . A lawyer to defend the honora sf and reputation of a selfdescribed dubbed Chiefs Aholic . How about use many Football References as possible . Letts ses say that from the beginning of this case, folk govers, the government Hasn Blitzing and xavier his pocket was collapsing. But todaday,y xavier stepped in. The pressure. We know that he doesnt give u p. We knoew that if he stumbled and he fell, he didnt let his knee touch the ground. Oh, devin, even john madden saying, whoa, tone it down. But to put that hard lesson time, that is the sweetest, i wn most dedicated lawyer. I wouldnt let him represent mea for one second. But but if i was being told wod news, id want it from him. Yeah, like that. Clie his clientnt so guilty. Cou the best thing he could do l, fas give him a Cool Press Conference likcte the fact that were even calling this dude talking his past time. Hes a bank robber. Did like that should be bank robber who gives of what dids on saturdays and sundays. Why in this country have weve gotten . We need to know everyones bay. Tor thats because of this behavior is why theres no more tyreesebk tim podcast. Because our whole thing was based on prequels. We told you the back storywe and now the media is taking that away fromwhat us because nw we know what his joy was, that the little wolf was a a ba. Robber. Thats right. He is 800,000. If you earn 800,000 in a career, you are beyond the factk that we are not calling him i the bank robber, isnt america. Get back to basics bank robber. Oh, by the way, for later tonight, the Entertainment Section he went to chiefs games, but he cas gamen i mean, thats what he wants to be known for. Thats where his heartrt at heat. Hes a chiefs fan. So i thinkhi he actuallye might be on to something with this because its crazy, right . Dont get me wrong. But from what i understand, that town, like, really loves jerkballt. It. I dont know. It could work. Maybe one juror could be like, yeah, not going to. Yeah, i love that guy. Right. And here. But heres the thing. Videt work based on that video being so crazy,t you could play it as Potential Evidence that he did not have Adequatatreprese Presentat you could just yeah ineffective is. Thank you. Thank you for your job kat has. But that you know kat has anl jy interesting theory. Hes putting it out there because then the potential jury pool, you know hes he knowsl, u going hes going to be in Good Standing if he looks over. Keand one of the people in the jury is dressed like a wolf. Yo hes definitely going to get the sympathetic wolf vote. I like your ineffective assistance a of counsel approacn thats thats a good call. I view this from, hey, i went co to law school with, you know, potential lawyers were not a cool people. So if you try to be cool, a youre going to fail. As i discover 5 a. M. To 6 a. M every morning, i but the bigger issue to tie was this point nots only did he fail with his verbal shenanigans. This lawyer he picked, here a the worst possible case to this is in public intoxication or, in maybe a few puns would be funny in the words of the prosecutor. Quotfe a Violent Crime spree across the midwestnk that traumatized bank employees. So i dont know, maybe avoid ref the Football Puns there. Also, when you refer to pleading guilty, theres no Football Analogy to pleading guilty. Theres no Football Equivalent to pleading guilty. To p maybe avoid the Football Puns here. It was an abject failure. Ject faibut it could be ineffece assistance of counsel. You may you may be up to something. Tim mack blake were you went there maybe forfeit would be pleadilty. Guilty. Hon but ill be honest with you, a punt is kind of a forfeit. Is you giving up the spot you get to live anothes myr. S this guy brought back cyrus. Oh, boy. And youre still talkingis man s football. Yes. 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They jusrtedt in the nineties. Things started getting a little weird. Two thousands obviously went off the rail00s went offs in the live in now, our kooky town the eighties things were just right that he must like how they love it thats a what y do you think maggie the eighties was your heyday. Io i say favorite decade of all time 28 to 30. To 84. Youve got the last the last and semblance of Old Testament hae you just party and having fun and then youre still around for. Forgive you. And it was it just it just beat out 10,000 b. C. To 9990 b. C. , where they just werent sostrict strict about. Going i can see that tyrus. I didnt think we were going to go all the way back it all. O but hes hes makes a great point. N listen, this obviously was written by someone whos seen a lot of decades. Re . Yeah, but can you have what to to reference. Yeah. Likee decade i i got what one m listen their favorite decade is with every time y have growig up as a kid because you didnt know how the world is you know, the tide apparently was in the eighties. Yeah i was a middlre and im saying its your childhood when youre when a car cardboard when a Refrigeratoeadssor Leaveo many wonderful things, you can make a ford ou itt, it eventualy becomes a weapon. Then you slide down the street and it it. Like, life was simpl. It was easy. You got kicked out in the mornin yohag you didnt you had to live off a garden hose and an kiand you were fine. But the last thing you wanted to do was come when the sun went down because life was beautiful. It was great. Worst thing happened is someone didnt check yes or no in the wax that they liked you anlid yd were fine. Er you moved on. So it was whenever you were a kid, in my opinion you. You we all right. Enever you were a kid. So the 90s. The 90s. Is that your decade . What ds when io you think that n i was a kid you know what ill say the current one, becauseh. Thats when i met my husband. Oh, and now . And now. How bad does todd look . Horrible orrible. I know the entire panels like his cat a while ago. You know, every time im on the show, i have to defend some. Nightsmy wife too much about. Oi now, i dont love the decade yo. In which i live with you. Well, i would not. What i would. I would say i dont know your years i wont start doingn i didnt have three shows life of bachelor. This is a one time it paid off but i didnt answer. R ri im going to go with cats. Now. H. Yea and boomer 1961 asks, is there a lie you as a young kid,e clea that you never have come cleanoy about . What is it . Oh, tyrus. I used to lie to my Friend S At School that Robert Parrish was my dad from the boston celtics, and we were in california. He was on the road playing basketballe wasnt a. Thats why he wasnt at the fatherson camp. And one time. A kid was like, theyre playing the lakers in l. A. Tonighti bea, and beat the got to keep me wecrei wat. But i was the chief son ande they asked me what my nickname was, and i said, tonto, nottont but ing what tonto meant, Whicoh Is Indian for a blind leader. Which means which means stupidt. But that was my lie. Oh, my god. My parents, whoever you are. Parr ared. K some youre free. And to think that someone got beat up at Theont Beathe end ofh thats amazing, cat. Well, he had a coming. Did come. Was now, what was it . To what was the light you told as a kid . Nothing. Nothing. I was raised to fear f the devia devi i sol. Around i mess around withg and also anything i might have might have done that was i wrong. I confessed to a priest years ago. Wh anythingy . I. I wouldnt do anything wrong. So then i would go into confession. I had nothing to say. So i would make up. I would say i stole a candy bar. I didnti di have tock in. As so then id be like, the next time you have to go, i lied to the lasliket. I was like, you know, crazy. T im not trying to, like, earn points here. Like, i really wasnt allowed to lie, so i didnt lie a lot. Growing up. W angr i saw how angry my dad got when bill clinton was in office and all the lies he told over the Monica Lewinsky that just pud t fear of god in me. So i saw how you can dolie. Anything life. You can mess up like never lie. So not not a liar. Yes. And you know, Robert Parish told me the same thing. M maggie, what did you lie about as a kid . I lied quite a lot. But thats all i have to say about it. Ies. A just a lot of lies, huh . A lot of lies. Okay. Dont we have another one . What actor what act . M th actor . Would you want to bring from o the dead to resurrect the Movie Industry Type Hero . Yeah. Froms d a of laughs from this audience so far because ive been the straight man today, sto o attempt to earn cheaponal points for Ronald Reagan. No Ronald Reagan to come back. Okay. Hey, i know how to play you people. Yeah. Tyrau have a block do you have i pandering in congress . Who would i bring an actor id bring back . Y thisresurrect movie industry. Oh, hed have to be goode with pyro. Ear i wouldnt bring back anyone that was already gone. Id just be like James Earl Joneshelp us, onls, help us. , we youre the only one James Earl Jones like. Yeah, he could be. We ol need some old movies . Jack nicholson. Come on, guys. You uniform. Like a like im like t, hes still around. Its like, yeah, all the guys that can save us are still here. Yeah, and thats the point that they can name an actoats r. I dont need movies because every day is better than Imaginatio Imagisincn since i mt my husband. Wha oh, maggie. Maggie, what did you do to kill this serious New Invention . Would you go with that, losses todd im already done. So, yeah. , im going to kill him. I lost his mother, saw the whisode, it. And she liked it. And now shes watching tonights episode. Th where were you . Reference the office over two months ago with her friendsa in. So now were embarrassing me in front of her friends. Hi, moss in fronofm. Ie maybe you should have learned how to lie to. Todds. My dad did it in joe. Give me an here. I would say john wayne. I would just add that i read john wayne so. Try i would enjoy i would enjoy listening to people try h to explain preferred pronouns, to hea. Her john. And hell be like, you mean you mean like. Pilgrim. Yeah p. So right up next, well chatting about friends lead to a dead end if youll be in the new york area would like tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews. Com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our Studio Audience spell splash it, boil over and burn stove is a mess and all that soaking, scrubbing and scraping are keeping you in distress . Hi, luke. Bruno here with snow guard, the number one top quality stovetop protector on the market and a must have in every kitchen. 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A new study says that researchers say gossip provides Socialts Benefis and can be helpful to gain information about peoples reputations. Assuming that everyone is truthful, gossip is good. You rate you. Thats the thing. Like, what if theyre lying . Then the Reputatiotheir Ren Is D and youve ruined somebody because youre telling a lie. Ruinbecaus was weird. Simu also used a Computer Simulation to evaluateves, the effects. Just watch the real friggin housewives. Will information the informatioe you need on gossip break digital news study. Peev. S story was stupid dt stupid . He says he doesnt believe it. You watch reality tv, dont you get the. Okay, so his is gossip. Can it be good . Its a its a way. S i think its a very female trait gossip. Am i wrong for saying that . Oha fema, oyeah. Greg, gossip is horrible. One its absolutely wrong with one exception, which is if i dont like the person were talking then you out, then its. Yeah, healthy and good. Yeah. Taras, what do you think amongpi white people nowro . Ssumin todd piro, he looks on The Dark Side of everything, assuming everyone is tellintelling truthn it be good . I mean, if you looking for an woman . Yeah, becausaoopinge thats bece where im from, if youre about me and im not present, that means youre talking behind my backo it. So it doesnt matter what you were trying to say. Why are you. Why are my in your thoughtsto tell when im not even present to defend myself so and chances are people rarely go behind your back to say, you know, tigress is wonderful. I love working with him. I am so please dont tell him, e i said this, but he just makesus day better. Like whenever i see tigress, its like, ha, nobody r saids ever, kat, said that behind your back . Theyre like, hey, cat, you go t a second . Rs i guess to put up with his tyras thing. Hat,t. Io he wears a hat. He bullies everybody. Hes rude, dimensionalthe blac black thing. But dont tell him thats gossip. This was done by peopleould, who this is obviously. And men gossip way more than they should. Wo, atits because women do it r if they stick together. We dont get included in Thainca Guys Gossip and they get pillow talk. They gossip, too, like a stripper or a. Oh, yeah. Ends up on and then it endyos uo he had a brother. Yeah, i know. And then and then you end upippe on then you end up on tmz ord aa whatever because you gossip about your wife not understanding you to stripper and i do gossip with dudes ends up always horribleible bec beca they dont know how to do it right. Machih tyru working with tyra is wonderful. Hes a great guy to work for. Thats what we were just talking about. But at we i gossip about myselft do to people that dont knonw me, hoping that it will filter to people that do know me. So. P so i say, like Jussst I Hearn am jill mackeys an amazing lovernh from a number of beautiful that. Have told meat and does it ever get back see to your friends . 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