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Greg yes yes of course of course, youre happy you should be happy happy monday everyone lets get started okay . Social media users speculating that a video of President Biden shows him pooping himself. Well at least he stands for something. [laughter] the Biden Campaign has announced plans to shorten the president s speeches. Is part of a bigger plan to make the most of what little time joe has left. [laughter] the judge overseeing Donald Trumps trail has once again cited him for current temps for making a gag order and threaten him with jail time. I would like to see that karabela from india jail. In a week hell be selling drunk trump branded shavs. [laughter] and al bye at least five or mack this weekend trump appeared on stage alongside lightly likely be be contenders at maralago. Kristy nguyen would have been there on time but she said her dog ate her plane ticket. [crowd groans] the publisher of her upcoming book has announced it will remove the story about her meeting north Korean Leader kim jongun. Evidently the meeting was scheduled but kim canceled after he found out she wanted to have it in a gravel pit. [laughter] according to the most recent jobs report, more women are working now than at any time in u. S. History. And similar news, my dishes have never been cleaner. [laughter] yeah. Wake up at everybody. After weeks of protests on Campus Columbia has canceled his graduation ceremony. Students are encouraged however to right on zoom. [laughter] mcdonalds is bringing back the confetti cookie dormitory but only in canada living Many American fans upset. Yet another reason for job a high who moved to canada. [cheering] dont ever leave me, joy. [laughter] ten more whistleblowers are prepared to speak out about the problems at boeing. Memorial services for the whistleblowers will be held at a location to be determined. [laughter] to the monolog Columbia University canceled Graduation Ceremonies thanks to the anti Israel Encampments that keep popping up like post spring break utis. No protesters wont get to throw there coffee is in the air and make the whole campus look like a pizza hut tablecloth. [laughter] this after students demanded the school cancel finals and a Passing Grade so they wouldnt be traumatized by the damage if they themselves inflicted. Some revolutionaries. Thats like che guevara our Egghead User Build to have his very dry cleaned. Last week somebody weve all been waiting for finally showed up. The adults. Remember them . They used to run things not just pay for them. And men but what was i was about a between two forces. That brain and internet br brain. The Internet Brain is the kind are easily susceptible to crap on the internet or mack its kind of like what brain but without the joy of earning it with jack daniels. Internet brain is campus brain, Social Media Brain and karen brain held together outrage and socks not. That brain is a response to that and says fine, weve heard enough, no go do your homework. And over the last few years, has have an infective Internet Brain. Another unleashing it on us or mack Internet Brain tells you youre entitled to a key role that matches your every desire. Advertisement Internet Brain tells you that abstract issues out there matter more than yours possibilities he here. Internet brain tells you that instead of studying for finals you should pitch a tent on your campus lawn chant slogans about an ancient conflict you know less about than your actual then demand a Passing Grade anyway. And that if you do it loud enough for nation of 9 million on the other side of the world will cease to exist. But like what happens when the babysitter lets you stay way past your bedtime, of the fun and games are over when dad gets home. And hes patient but not that patient. So its that brain versus Internet Brain and as everyone knows after all the crying, screaming, threats and demands, that is going to win, kitties. So save yourself a spanking. Lets compare Internet Brain and that brain or mack that brain lays down the law when nonsense gets out of hand. No mom has ever gotten the kids in line by saying wait till your Nonbinary Community organizer gets home. [laughter] dans brain lives in the world of pay bills, change tires, mowed lawns. In vital things getting done. Meanwhile Internet Brain has strong opinions on building a Carbon Neutral report written by people too weeks to lift a hammer. Internet brain doesnt focus your problems. Inexpensive by seeing the worlds problems are yours. That brain says no, hamas is not your beef. Mothers day is. Get your mom a card and some flowers. The Internet Brain offers big problems you cant handle. Climate change, the middle east, global inequality. That brain know that such an obsession great anxiety and says savors the lecture on marxism in peru, have you paid your phone bill . Internet brain also forces kids to compare their lives to others, Generating Envy that leads to mental anguish. That brain says, i know kelly and Ashley Made To Aspen on spring break but were going to your grandmothers. You know that kind old lady who might not be here in a few years . That brain sees what the inter brain Internet Brain doesnt you. It makes you crazy like a bad boyfriend and that brain is not so much enforcing the plan is calling replete or mack most of these kids know their causes and commitments are all issue. Is the equivalent of a school play and that is badly produced, it becomes boring and the parents arent so much enjoying it as they are tolerating it. In fact, many of them want that brain to knock them into line and so after weeks of hamas cosplay who shows up . Yet the adults, colors officially the president of ufc who told the kitties the fun is over. As a result ufc has been cleared out twice with no injuries or riots. Disappointing most of the media, of course. Rotor has at least a play of adults in charge too. Worthless were told their schools are not a care. That is a bad brain. Im surprised he also didnt yell at them for touching the thermostat or threatening to turn the car around. Of course, the cops were a massive that brain here. No shootings, no real injuries and assorted patients patients only at that could have with brats. So looking out over the Campus Landscape now it feels like that brain is returning. Even s l it showed that thats as quickly as the dodo had to admit dads are right to call bs on the protests. Youre daughter must feel so supported when shes out there. Was that now . When whose daughter is out there . Under protest . No no no no. You are bugging vaughan let me find out shes in one of them damn tense instead of the dorm that i paid for. And supportive of yellows kids protesting, not my kids. My kids know better. Alexa vanessa and crazy, she aint talking more for you that, readers. Because let me tell you what is free . About here greg not bad. At least the show is heading an unfamiliar direction of humor. So as Internet Brain condemns fossil fuels we need dad to take them smacked tell them. [laughter] and when Internet Brain says trans females can play in womens sports that brain says kulaks arm wrestle for the keys to your car. See that brain is not just a party pooper and obsessed with consequences. That dad loves his kids enough to be [applause] lets welcome tonights guess he looks like the guy youd want to cheat off of. Host of the guide bendtsen [cheering and applause] is a blink and appended one shahed136 sooner or mack hose about you started night jimmy failla. [cheering and applause] greg she is cute as about specifically covid19. New york times brittling author Fox News Contributor kat and if you sent his arms to ukraine kathleen wynne. New york times Masling Author comedian and former nwa world champion, paris. [cheering and applause] greg guy youre an expert at this as someone who looks like theyre in college yet also is a dad, do you feel that there is some sense of, like, adult responsibility reentering the room and i think it is definitely true. Although im hesitant to go out a bunch of other boys to people who are a way late to the game and saw the University Of Florida you pointed out the handle that really well. At usc in the s l sketch that you meant this lesson [laughter] the s l sketch that you played was the old open. It was as we pretty funny and what kind of sad about it is in retrospect Ken Thompsons character there is this Working Class that is talk about how he will be at columbias Commencement Ceremony picture on his daughter and then two they later at columbia cancel the Commencement Ceremony. Is pathetic. These people are absolutely pathetic and i think the loss in prestige that we are watching in realtime for some of these places is absolutely deserved. Greg when your kids get to that age are you going to send them to a fancyschmancy school . Lets see ncfst as mastering 20 years. Things could look very different from anything to look very different in 20 years. Greg interesting. Well be at columbia. [laughter] jimmy, you and that which is really scary. Stop it. Greg i mean its scary. Do you agree with guy that the internet that isnt having as much i mean the Internet Brain is winning . Yeah, i mean every kid that lives by Internet Brain i think there is clear. To the point youre making about schools, ufc i would give them credit for one thing. In california its hard to tell who is protesting in the tent and whos just living in one you know what im saying . So there is, like, issue number 1. Issue number 2 for me is that it is turning only because but issue two is as a former cabdriver i know most of hamas, you know what i mean . So i dont know where to go with this other than to say i want no real dads to win and i feel like weve entered a Course Correction where there about two. Greg you always connect cabdrivers every time youre on the show you smear our cabdrivers thats what i come from, that my background greg theyre not all terrorist i have no degree, i have no education, i dont have your budget, i dont shop in a danny devito collection come on laws its all ive got greg that was really loud and that im getting scared. [laughter] its okay. Its okay. [laughter] im way too white. Go upstairs. [laughter] greg where are we going . Kat, you have that energy. And like to think so. [laughter] [laughter] using that s ls get kind of nailed it in a way or do you think it was just they were dumb. Maybe its more of a question for me, gutfeld. [laughter] you know, colombia is observably expensive so i think its like 70,000, 80,000, Something Like that to go there and, you know, what you are mentioning is only thing that really made it worth it was the prestige of saying that you got to go there. That i dont think its really any better than a lot of other places. But its like you went to an Ivy League School . You dont have anymore when it comes potentially controversial even embarrassing, then how do these schools get people to pay that . Because i dont know how you get people to be that even no but its also really sad too because these kids is 2024 all of them probably didnt have School Graduation because the covid cannot or dont get a College Graduation i climb here which is supposed to be one of the best schools in the world. And take it out before you know based on price and the tuitions . The out of country students which i and they always pay full price. Its okay remember outofstate when youre an outofstate student, you would pay for tuition for a state school . So thats why they have so many thousands of these on American Students i dont even know what im saying is this point, paris. I think its permanent funny how we all come in is the bad brain. But look at the dad we needed to bail you out. The black dad. [laughter] apparently were not unicorns, we do exist and whenever there is trouble, we can come in the room and say this is [bleep]. It was a perfectly good why there gathered i can adopt him anytime. Greg they cant do it. So they need the brothers to bail them out once again. To a look at this sketch so much as funny as, like, how typical. Know you need us. Were like betelgeuse. Say black guys we times, will come on the show and well settle it. Do you think that is because they have to make sure the white guy isnt the hero in the sketch . To be that effort to right a joke is the same thing. You did a great job. But its the point. It had to be a black dad and i guess the smart asses will be like oem lcm is because in imaginary sketches but we are here. And by the way The School At Columbia and some of these other places that actually have more leverage than they are willing to wield because its so true, its a piece of paper with a famous name on it that these kids want more than anything. And if you threaten that, like, that might go away for you, were going to expel you. Ninetyeight of these people would be gone in an instant because theyre cosplaying. Dont actually believe have to stop and if they all of a sudden feel like the dream of getting that screamed piece of parchment might go away, that solves a lot of the problems and they wouldnt even play hardball at the little [bleep] greg i have to move on quickly, jimmy. Before you left off in that funny jackets. You want to Say Something . Know im very patriotic. I was just going to follow up what he was saying. These quotas have driven the body of my committee College Degree of two to 12, severe. Thats a big deal. Greg up next bidens keep economic aid doesnt make the grade. [cheering] like here. And here. Not so much here. Farxiga reduces the risk of Kidney Failure which can lead to dialysis. Farxiga farxiga can cause serious side effects, including ketoacidosis that may be fatal, dehydration, Urinary Tract or genital Yeast Infections and low blood sugar. A rare, lifethreatening bacterial infection in the skin of the perineum could occur. 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Yeah, i guess im just i cant really i dont get it. I dont know whether talking about, like, because its, like, the government clearly wins money, it does it all the time and it clearly borrows otherwise we will be having this conversation. So i dont think theres anybody anything conf confusing. Greg not at all earmark what did he just say . Thats from a documentary called finding the money to go i think it should be called finding the idiot. I never thought i would wish kabbalah could come in to explain the situation. [laughter] jimmy i watched it. And what hes trying to say. Greg what is he trying to say . Greg were all [laughter] how is that guy in charge of yukon . Okay . We had larry kudlow there in the past and cut little obviously can articulate modern Monetary Theory or anything in between. That dude actually starts doing on the impressions, hes doing a walk in walking impression. So how can we print money and borrow it . He goes well is going a walking. Its embarrassing. Greg he said when you are again when you say again that they should be something that you already said. That actually what was he trying to say because while i was a what he really said but he said when the fed buys bonds in increasing the money supply, when the sales bonds it withdraws money. So what did we just watch . He did better than i thought he would honestly. This is just this is just one example of what happens all the time. The government all the time has people who have even know even less weather talking about influencing policy and even in larger way. It is kind of sad that hes supposed to be, like, the economy, and you can do better on that but think about all the things the government is involved in. Most people dont the will be voting for building dont relating and if you know nothing about and its why dont have any faith in any of them because i think this is mirror for associate think that this level of incompetence is were at all in our government. Greg where they appeared to him, tyrice . No. Needed to give more respect to the Chief Economist. [laughter] achieve which means when he walked in the room can achieve the top guy. That the top guy Chief Economist i dont know nothing about this and i couldve lied way better. [laughter] like, i wouldve been like for several hes comfortable with it. Like, that is how you thought after the interview he wouldve gotten fired. He couldve been a guest on the show, he wouldnt see him after commercial. That wouldve been someone else sitting in this chair and we wouldve pretended, like, he never existed. Chief economist i dont know what do you think . Greg i was waiting for him to say the election was flat. He had to get that one in. [simultaneous talking] [laughter] he doesnt know about money so were all good. [laughter] greg you know who are the best day at the white house when this video cannot . Karine jeanpierre. She sat back and said fin finally, someone else is worse. Is probably sitting there with her popcorn saying jared, you need a binder, he should have brought your binder because that was not leveled bad i think. Greg get this, guy, he has no degrees of economics which negligible against him but should, i should hold but he went to the Manhattan School of music and has a degree in get this, social welfare. That is the problem. Nobody should have a degree in social welfare. I think is from colombia, im not even getting grandma and i think its actually from columbia. Greg that might make sense. But hes the achieve economist. Top dog. Number 1. The guy. At least the president is in full command so hes well aware and hes concerned. Greg you know whats funny is were still answer that why do you borrow money and then pay interest on it when you can just print money . I dont even know the answer to that but im not the chief freaking and this spring were going to circle isnt it crazy to think the previous guy was better with money and you had a gold toilet . Thats crazy. Greg dont knock a girl gold toilet. All right. Thats my nickname for william the main. [laughter] up next to bizarre scene and a possible time machine. [cheering and applause] thats great. I know, ive bee telling everyone. Baby liberty. Oh baby liberty. How many people did you tell . Only pay for what you need. Jingle liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Baby liberty. Everyday chaos. This mothers day, help mom take it in stride with thoughtful gifts from weathertech. From Playing In The Rain with muddy cleats on the floorliners. To dirty Camping Reminders in the cargo liner. Spunky toddlers testing out the allpurpose mat. Epic food fights contained by the seat protector. Add a cupfone to secure her phone and just like that. Youve made moms life easier. 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No indication on the camera that somebody in my backyard and this guy leaves my shed. And he looks right at the camera too. Like i left my shed. But hes the craziest craziest part. This looks like the same guy, maybe, glasses, whatever, but look at other guy. Heres the other guy. He noticeably age. Looks the same looks like the same guy but age. So him again and now him. Same facial features, lighter here. I dont even know what to think of this at this point. Greg there could be an easy explanation. He went on vacation without his balance of nature. [laughter] all right kat. You know whats funny, its a crazy story but i believe h him. When you listen to him, he is not making this stuff are. He believes that there is a time traveling porthole in his shed. Theres no reason for him to lie. He knows is going to make them sound crazy. What do you think . Is also not going to do any favors for his airbnb property. Greg its not [laughter] first of all time traveling thing i want to stay far away from that especially it was going to make me look older. [laughter] theres always cameras everywhere and thus might have all these rules, like, Wash The Sheets and then okay im going to film you okay just go to a hotel, they have no short so its much better. Greg you have when time traveling. You dont want to time travel in to the future because you get older but possibly dead. What if you say tyrus i hear me out, greg has a time machine i want to figure out what everything will be like in 20 years and then its just black and its because i went to my own bed and im not even i cant go back because im dead was going to want to try them traveled the future . While thats the story not me. [laughter] this is the greatest story ever told. [laughter] he walked in young and he left old. Yeah. If this works offered because i need to go back to 2011 just for a minute. [laughter] have to make a couple of corrections. Thats all i need. Fifteen minutes in 2011, to have to go to a drugstore walk work, couple of things. [laughter] we cant fall for this. The leaves dont even match counter different times of the year. Its all good. At least you slipped up for the first time. But again i guess its a lot don braid attention to but whats crazy is there actually is time travel, dragon found dragonfly do it all the time. They see so fast dc before you moved so its okay cool before they slow down time. Ethical scientific thing. Check it out, guy. But this aint it. Alecia i like come out with some cool kind of outfit at least. Is literally in hes in the scorching dad retired golf soccer shirts. Theres no her plug in the future . Greg i do experience them traveled do you ever fall asleep when youre tbe on and the tv sinks with your dreams and it acts together . Guy, it like how do how does my brain know what William Shatner is saying because it in my dream and im actually time traveling to know what will happen next on the television, guy macniel follow me . No. Greg no . Would you like to follow me . No. Greg would you like to follow me . Go to gym. [laughter] greg i experienced time travel would you be because his show on Saturday Night feels like it takes forever from 19. [laughter] listen that one critic we always get is people wished it went on longer. [laughter] greg which one wants to talk about this story . Whats his incentive to lie . Tiktok views. Thank you. Thats why. It went viral for a reason. Its not the same man. Its edited or something and of story. Greg yes. Am i wrong . Greg cosign. Nobody in the audience agrees with me and disagrees with regard. Airbnb stands for bed and [bleep] okay . Heres the deal. If it really is an okay . Going in to the shed to get the key gimmick whenever you get an airbnb and the owner is an online other like the keys in the mailbox or the keys and then and two tyrus point the idea that we are so sophisticated realtime travel 30 years in to the future but we dressed the same in 2052 or whatever year would be, i went to Community College i have no idea is so stupid so no, its fake. Its tiktok. Theyre both looking at the camera [laughter] greg by the way, but bear is going to be doing an hour special on this video on fox nation because we believe we have some we have some interesting, unfolding fax as this is happening. Bread is like, dont drag me into this. [laughter] greg im getting a course. But doesnt have any idea about the story and i dont blame him. Listen in an work in the pulley and i am i its not working for him. [laughter] greg coming up and he played a famous loop what makes me want to puke. [laughter] ease you back in to the dating scene. 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I love them the merge, i was ready to be asked to come to the white house to meet the president. The most legislative successful president in my lifetime. It just shows you that one person can be so influential and so positive in our lives. I called mr president he said you can call me joe and i said can you can i call you joe kenobi and he like that. Greg tyrus, okay you know mark hamill. Not anymore i dont. [laughter] greg you can see where he is militarily but figuratively, what the hell what is up with that . First of all hes probably one of the most successful Voiceover Actors ever he does a lot of work not in front of the camera at which we can tell and apparently they have some dirt on him because he was reading that against his well. [laughter] he is known for his tremendous voiceover work. Hes been the joker, hes been all of this iconic characters and cartoons so this court i dont have to give a speech with some pizzazz and he owes Somebody A Favor at our favorite had a video of some and he did the best he could. I mean i should interesting you love is to be remembered for this but you took the job, actors will do anything so but i guarantee you he left theyre going this is not going to come out. [laughter] greg look at in a short clip of him again just show him, guys. A look at i know im in the other thing. Yeah. Hes dressed like he runs a biggest pawnshop. [laughter] the president or him . Because the president greg i mean this picture, the one of their. Guy, is and it cannot stand that they try people are like this to make the press corps feel special . Like, it really does feel like showing tell okay local we have here, hes the police captain. [laughter] yeah. There will be a big boat mover with electorates. Everything, 20 more but, hey, look at that, joe b1 kenobi. Established and i got a big laugh from the press room mack what a pity left . Greg kading you know about parallax pitty los. [crowd groans] greg was unnecessary . I wasnt making fun of you, yet. Anyway. Is that it . Youre going to and under the charback me . Is that how its going to be now . Is this how is it is how were going to roll to make it is going to finish her thought which is an attack on the host was just trying to do his best on a monday. With some very as a social stories. Theyre not that great but you know its monday, it was a slow weekend and we have jimmy on here, typical jokes about one day gym is on greg hes wearing his massive jacket and, you know, whatever. Were mr . Youre asking me if there is it. My answer is. Yes. [laughter] [applause] greg jimmy . using this helps bite and at all . No. Nobody wants to Sea Star Wars called ds empires. Announcer you know what im saying . Tran 19 its so sad. But i cant help but remarked that mark hamill right now looks like hunter if he went in that time machine and came out. [applause] doesnt he look like greg he should play hunter biden in, like, one of those 40 hour ones where they do the recreation. Thank you. But you know why hes there . Either terrorists theory that it was paid and had but by then likes repeat c3 po b1. Greg recovering that in the next segments. Your foreshadowing. They go. In the last thing i would add 20 that you mention nasa because as if this was a base show that the show would be the challenger tran 19 people say you are a massive star wars plan. Whose one kenobi . Greg hes a favorite famous mexican. [laughter] i figured. I figured as much. Ive never ever seen a single second of any of these movies and the more stuff i see about it the more i am glad to not be a part of it. [laughter] greg he actually looked fairly well healthy for a while and then he got crazy face. Why do these people get crazy face . Its okay you know, whats the other carrier has crazy face . [bleep] im looking for melissa people are crazy face your notes on this . Trenin has a pretty greg the nero. Then there has crazy face. To get involved in the world and their kind and of like there, you know, immune from the real world and the they have Internet Brain. While you were talking it just hit me. The reason why he is doing it because a few months ago he came out and bashed all the new star wars. He bashed all the movies. He said oh, yeah, great idea you just took my movie and switched it and put a woman in my role. Real original disney. And then they made a phone call and now he had to go to the white house and show the emperor how sorry he really was. He might be right because Jeffrey Katzenberg is helping on the Biden Campaign. So that my time. Theres only one other cra. Luke skywalker did hook up with his sister which is very biden ask. You know . 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If it making the rounds online where he suddenly stops, classes speed and firmly on the ground, holds a stance reminiscent of someone who just dropped a bomb on his boxers. [laughter] here it is in slow motion. Notice a slight bending of the knees. And the distressed look on his face. And it begs the question, did he crap his pants . Guy, i am the Poo Detective but a yield my time do you remember that light. [laughter] look like a man whose soil his drawers . [laughter] ever or in the video . Look, i know it does seem possible. Why did it take so long for people to certify this video . Greg this is considered the [bleep] your parents. There might be there might be a second pooper. [laughter] like us that im kind of with guy on this one why me . But to be fair his wife is 10 f, Security Guards are another 15 feedback which would basically be [bleep] themselves. You probably heard it. Thats what sold me too. He actually see his wife look and then she says nope and turns away. So im confident and im so comfortable saying yes. Greg you been nine times out of ten accurate in predicting 90 poo crapping. I really dont get enough credit for it. Greg yes. Youre an expert. Greg all right, jimmy, what say you . First of all does that make background the rc no . Here is. This breaks my heart as an american. Like, im a patriot, a i really dont want this in our president. He [bleep] his pants and you want to know why . Its not because of the stop is because not only did he put his pants. Just to be clear. Okay this is someone who does this regularly. We know this, why . Because he stopped and he leaned and. Why . Because that makes the cleanup easier if you get it all the way out. This is an experience pants [bleep] and thats unfortunate but was that the democrats negative had newsom. Greg someone understands this. Is have aware quick inquiry. And ib and it out of this segment . [laughter] greg were utterly going to more of you in to the segments. Thank you for taking the story. You didnt have to do that. [laughter] greg that is our last episode of Poo Detective probably for it while. [laughter] no waldendorf do it in a week. Dont go away, will be right back. [cheering and applause] so like other people have it and its not. Pick up a bag of the new Scotts Turf Builder healthy plus lawn food today. Feed your lawn. Feed it. ella fashion moves fast. Setting trends is our business. We need to scale with customer demand. In real time. jen so we partner with verizon. Their solution for us . A private 5g network. ella we now get more control of production, marquis with a custom private 5g network. Our customers get what they want, when they want it. jen now were even smarter and ready for whats next. vo achieve enterprise intelligence. Its your vision, its your verizon. [ applause ] greg , temps, i was 20 audience, i love you america trace good evening Trace Gallagher its 11 00 pm on the east coast, 8 00