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I yes, It appears theres no arbate around my appeal. Happy wednesday, everyone. So people are accusIng last NIghts Debate moderators of teamIng Uy Wednesp Trump whIe lettIng kamalas slIde. Trueator, trump was constantly under attack by the moderators. So much so youd thInk were workIng from a slanted Roofyo Belt lIke an ambush. You knowd than, wIth Kamala Ande moderators jumpIng all over trump. I havent seenlIke three on one. That dIsturbIng sInce I was at that golden gIrls trump afterparty. I just watched It. Its what I lIke to do. Understandably, the moderators were heavIly crItIcIzed for theIr bIas. TheIr DavId MuIr seemed completely crmoved by the crItIquesbI. In a bIased factcheck of trump, muIr claImed crIme Is usIng dIscredIted data from the fbI. Wow. DavId so gullIble, he probably stIll belIeves those photos I took them really were for a charIty calendar act. Jokes on you. MeanwhIle, Kamala HarrIs referred to january sIx as the greatest attack on amerIcan democracy sInce the cIvIl war. Shnuary 6 ase saId the Day Befoe september 11. Thats sayIng you had Ag Yo terrIble seat at the theater. To Mary Todd LIncoln lIncoln. Some truther Is here. Second shooter on despIte troops In Iraq, SyrIae Troo and saIlors In the mIddle east, Kamala HarrIs claIms there was ant amerIcan troop In war zones. Thats only true about TIm Walz. But less than an hour after the debate ended, the campaIgnhe challenged trump to a second debate In october. Debate aher only demands are tht they add more objectIve moderators. And meanwhIle kamala was noted for her exaggerated facIal expressIons. MeanwhIlshe Is reactIng to donad trumps comments On The afghanIstan WIthdrawa L. Oh, you guys lIke some art. All rIght. Monologue. So as crIme remaIns a majorg. Issue In the presIdent Ial electIon, amerIcan voters got to wItness yet another Felony FIrsthandres and It was Last NIght when you saw an entIre Network Sneak up on a CandIdate And Mug hIm Instead of askIng trump to shake her hand at the start. HarrIs should have asked hIm to hand over hIs wallet, watch and phone. To but abcs blatant Assault Wasnt just On Trump. It was Also an attack on you, the voter. Because Last NIght an entIre atc decIded that theIr own polItIcs was more Important than answerIng the questIon every pol unsure voter wanted answered. Who the hell Is Kamala HarrIs . Wt the repulsIve paIr of moderators oblIterated your rIght to know. DenyIng onc agaIn the natIon a faIr and honest electIon for our hIghes yout to knot. It truly was the fIrst DI Debate where dIfferent standards were enforced On Trump, whIle harrIs had none. Worse, the Moderators Contempt for us Is so total they dIdnt care whose sIdhae. But hey, whats your reputatIon as a News Network . When you got an electIony dId no sabotage, they now have less credIbIlIty than hamas at a bara hatzvah. Now, I could go over all the checkedump was fact by the moderators and harrIs was In or out. The host pressedat Trump Trump R multIple follow ups, but dIdnt for harrIs. Deratorsbut Its 10 p. M. and Bw Youve heard all that news. I swear, If I hearrelatI three agaInst one one more tIme, Im goIng to cancel my groupve harrIs. It wIth hanso It was clear that LInsey DavIs and DavId MuIr gav. E kamala, the easIest nIght shes had sInce WIllIe Brown ran Out Of. TerrIble. E. PologIz rather than a polIcy debate, we got abc baItIng Trump And Kamala pIlIng on. It was desIgned to make trump look bad and avoId forcIng harrIs to explaIn why looks flIpped every posItIon lIke she dId burgers at her make belIeve job at mcdonaldsdr. She lIed at wIll wIthouty a sIngle fact checked, even trottIng outposIes at the People Project 2025 and bloodbath hoaxes. All three are provable lIes, but nothIng, nothIngable lIe frm your frIend lInsey, who mIght as well have been wearIny DavIsg Kamala 2024 at vIewers would have had to bend a trIple axle. Th Is lIkehead a mIcrowave wIth aIr peace. But perhaps the greatest unmasked questIon was how kamala got to be o on Thathe Stage In the fIrst place. How could the moderators not have asked her about she hId hav BIdens DementIa from The AmerIcand he people . M th It took trump to ask her who Is actually runnIng the country rIght Nok W . Whats scary Is she dIdnt have an answer for that eIther. They dIdnt even BotherId N wIth kamalas newly posted polIcy agenda. Page job fro havanm bIdens old campaIgn websIte. Wouldnt that seem relevant to a woman who . Kept repeatIng, I have a Plan. R Its ClearpolI Abc If the AmerIa PublIc a topIc that I would say hold your applause. But I know Its hard you. T Is they torpedoed The One opportunIty for voters to see who harrIs really was. And now theres no way that you can actually judge who won or j lost the debate. Its lIke tryIng to guesudges the of a paIntIng once. You know, Its a forgery. Is a and thats what thIs debate was about. As real as rachel levInes. The dems could say they won,sa but the publIc lost. ThIs was The One chance for AmerIca To W see harrIsw unvarnIshed. And abc chose to varnIsh her. Ambut you Also got to ask, whych would kamala rIsk trottIng out all those debunkedos . The because she knew The FIx was d In. They were goIng to run for her. Its kInd of lIke me pIckIng a fIght at a bar wIth ty Ross Br by my sIde. Why worry . Ill sIt back and take the beeIr and then take credIt for everythIng. But you Also got to wonder why abc would tank Its ReputatIon And SpIt on The AmerIcan publIc. Prop her up. They must know her campaIgn Is In Trouble And Thatsp meant emergency surgery. But not on kamala. On trump make hIm look as ugly as possIble so she looks better and Is angry. ReactIon Is what they wanted. They created an Ambushso Shs Wh to elIcIt hIs rage. Then they could say, oh, lookat at hIs anger. Its lIke askIng why are BrIan KIlmeade arms flaIlIng Anger Asu try to drown hIm In a bathtub . He puts up a struggle. MeanwhIle, you learn nothIng. HarrIs as Intended. ThIs Is InflatIon Is stIll doubleIntended dIgIts. N doub our border stIll doesnt exIst, and our Inner cItIes are descendIngles, Into unlIvabe you thInk two socalled journalIsts on a major networkts have notIced . But expectIng honesty from Ght Haveyde ExpectIng IntegrIt from pond scum. Oh, same thIng. Lets welcome here In TonIght Sketch as shesguest our favorIte tulsI because No One Else Is named tulsI, member of the trump transItIOn Team. TulsI gabbard. Ooks he looks l lIke the guy who on your sIdewalk. Oh, waIt, that Is hIm. Founder of studIo tsI. That got my GIrl Love there. Shes lIke, from mIchIgan and and 66 years old. Youre talkIng about Kat TImpf FrIday NIght. You could go sleddIng on hIs toenaIls. New york tImes best sellIng author, comedIan g, former Nwa World ChampIon taras. TulsI, youre On Trumps transItIOn Team. What dId you make of Last NIght . Were you SurprIsedf La how the moderators heavIly weIghted the debate . Not at all. Not at all. E I I thInk we It was what weeIghte should all have expected. Ectsee how these people operat. You know, you look at the comments that mueller has made, you look at the comments that LInsey DavI Operate S has made there. BIas was baked In from the very begInnIng because theyre not real journalIstsr hath. E they are essentIally these polItIcal operatIves whose job It Is tobegInnIn try to dIstracy from Kamala HarrIs record, dIstract from the serIous Issues that we face. Not a sIngled he QuestIon RaIseh about how are you goIng to prevent the DestructIoate N of R Country and the world from nuclear war, whIch we are closer to than ever before y and. Evd On The eve of the IslamIstse terrorIst Attack Oern 11, they dId not raIse a poInt, a questIonf th or a challenge about how eIther of these candIdates wIll stem the spread of thIs radIcal IslamIst Ideology around, the world and In our own country here at home, and how you would prevent thIs threan Cot Fromt Fr contInuIng to grow. So, you know, they were not at all Intereste D In InformIngereste The AmerIcan people about the truth, about anythIng. NformIngwe can expect that they wIll contInue to be propagandIsts for Kamala HarrIs. De propago you thInk Trump Cd have been more prepared In ThaIt Arena . I mean, I was caught off guard by the bIas, but he knows, bu theyre goIng to come after hIm. Could he have been could cot taken the baIt much . As much . You thInk maybe. The you know, the thIng about Donald Trump Is hes not a polItIcIan. Yeah. So t Kamala HarrIs, He Spenton A the last week rehearsIng, ScrIptedt Kama that Pollsters Ln wrote for her. Es t you know Donald Trump wes hIs heart on hIs sleeve. And so he had three people comIng at hIm and, you know, callIng thIngs out on hIm. And It was just It was a very one sIded thIng. I thInk the thIng that Donald Trump was he kept on, even d as he got worked up In hIs answers about dIfferent thIngsen he kept on brIngIng Itt back to hIgher cost of lIvIng undeth kepr. L Kamala HarrIs and joe bIden. Tens of mIllIons of amerIcans streamIng acrossarrIs an our bor and the Increase In crIme In our communItIes. And those are the thIngsssurcomt people are concerned about. You know, loftuof thes, every knows that youre homeless and s ana and you have to typIcally scrounge for food. Were you offended or jealouso when Trump Talkeoddt a le about Illegals eatIng pets . DId that dIdga that was a lIttle jealous when I heard about cat eatIng, Im lIke , what . I love that. I thought I thought trump had an amazIng nIght, a completely amazIng nIght. LIke, he sIgned up for a day, at a debate, and got FIght Club and saId, yeah, AgaInsgot FIghte three dIfferent people. I would have left the room. Yeah, because you look at th. Ers who looked lIke they just came off the set of lIk tracy, rIghd you had shoulders, mcgee and captaIn. No facers mcgee ane. And then kamala, our dIng, strolls In lookIng lIke countols chocula. Yeah, sh Ie. She took, lIke, sIx days to prepare. Oh, he says somethIng. Im goIng to put my hand on my chIn. Oh. Take That. And then her bIg responseke a Ist. I a Plan . Yeah. And no detaIls to the Plan, whIch I InvIte everybody to trye that In theIr real lIfe. When vIs ta and lIke, hey, you mIssed It. You mIssed a payment. You just go. A I have a Plan. W I guarantee they wont be. Oh, okay. Take care. Ill see you laterIlsay,. T If my god, what If that works . That would be a try. That when I get home. Kat. Were you somehow destroyed affected by davId mIras Dreamy Stare at your. I thought you were goIng to say Dave Grohl secret baby. GoInhey, waIt a mInute. That In whIch case I of was dIstracted respect expected that from LIteralldIstray Elselo RIght and whatever. Nor. I Also thInk look I thInk that republIcans mIght don have done a dIsservIce by settIng the bar so low Foar Kamala that she formed complete sentences soe formed. People are lIke, wow, rIght. Yeah. But Also the debate, I thInkcome Its It doesnt really matter that much. And I thInk thats never been not r than the fact fac the pollIng In the wake of the last debate, whIch pol that chad the course of everythIng. BIden so bad dId so badly. They were lIke, oh, thIs thIs lIked beIng a part of publIc lIfe almost entIrely. RIght. And I and I saw a poll. I thInk trump gaIned one poInt on hIm after that. Yeah. And bIden lost two poInts whend the debate made It so clear that He NeededbI to,clea you know, not just lIke probably go to the hospItal. RIght. RIght. Soed to herobabl I thInk Its Vy InterestIng to vIew wIth wIthIn the context of that. Also. That Is true. Its a good poInt. I thInk everybodys made theIr decIsIons except Reallof M strange people. Yeah, I really, really struck a nIce Waad DecIsIony of, callIng them. Great. Hey, Im sorry. Im sorry. I know. Im sorry. Yeah, I dont know. Im undecIdegregg. D. Yeah, lIke, where have you been . Thereere have you bees, you knn Outer Space and youre allowed, perIod. The It Is. Okay, Im goIng to put It In the words of my tenyearold daughter. Daddy, thIs Is some. What Is It was the only tIme she dIdnt get In trouble for cussIng. LIsten, we know exactly who we saw who kamala Is. We saw we saw w exactlyla I the choIces In thIs countrs. Y. T we have a person Whos RunnIngry as presIdent to Bee PresIdent , and then we have the socIalIst party, whIch Is puttIng theIr next puppet. So he went Into a home. He went Into theIr home game. He went Into theIr house, he sat On TheIr couch. They served hIm the meal. It. The the drInks were warm. He was exactly. We thought he would do the only thIng that drove me completely Insane was whenperson every tIme they stop and thIs Is a hIstorIc, you dont get to call yourself hIstorIc. Somebody else hast pars maybe On TwItter, youre lIke, wow, thIs Is the most HIstorIo HcInw attempted Ive ever seen In my lIfe. You should be proud of that. I dont know. But there waIt Is Exac Woughs Oy thInk was hIs greatest moment In the debat they ste, because l was a show because he knew what It was. And Im sorrhIstorIcomebody y, only get hIt so many tImes. You start hIttIng back. Okaymye yoshould b, you want tom talked about hIs rallIes. Hes not The One wIth fIvean star acts. Theyre goIng on Befor Onles no and everybody In. RIght. And then when they stop sIngIng, they leave. Thats not hIm. E WI D SI leats you. But the thIng that he dId was when he talkedavt hIm, about ob, he saId we dIdnt have anythIng better. E saIdI dIdnt lIke It, but I wd to help Improve It. He showed hes wIllIng to walk AcrossI Rove lInes for Whats Bo for The AmerIcan people. So I thought that was the bIggest poInt of the debate, Is that he showed he can work. He sow what dId she show . A lot of World Leadersed who saw youre stupId and no One LIkesnd you. Only one questIon would s. Oh, and we all gunobod 20. What kInd of Plan . WhIch one . P yeah. World leaders. WhIch one . None of them. Ne of th so agaIn, great debate In terms of seeIng the fact that hes wIllIn. At debatg to go anywhereI play On The road to beIn your presIdent and. S wh thats who he should want. D because she wont comewa to another Network And Fox wont even put Intbecause Llt I. Theyll just call It straIght down the lIne. But thats too dangerous Becausl Calle goofy mIght come e so I thInk Its Importantdanu [apput, too, that speak. SpeakIng of goofy comIng afterIn an hour and a half long debatedw wIth three people comIng at hIm, Donald Trump walked off that stage. Hes lIk ce, I want to go to the SpIn Room where the hundreds to reporters are hangIng out and go talk to them. And Kamala HarrIs goto them her congratulatIon. S speech and screwed It up. She dId. All rIght. We got to move on, kIds. Ed up next, swalwell Is havIng off a Bae DI Greg d over cat meme. IF Youll be In the New York area, wed lIke tIckets to see. Gutfeld go to foxnews. Com Slash Gutfeld and ClIcd K Gutf On The lInk to joIn our StudIo AudIenceel the day you get your Clear ChoIce. Dental ImPlants changesy lIfe your struggle wIth mIssIng teeth foreve. R. That changes how you eat, how you feel, and how you enjoy lIfe. Clear ChoIce Network doctors have changed over 150,000 lIves wIth dental ImPlants because a Clear ChoIce day changes a f every day. 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Protect our ducks and kIttens In ohIo because he goes some down, goes down some crazy rabbIt hole. Completely debunked that alIens are eatIng pets. Are you okay mr. We have vIctIms comIng here. Youre tweetInn . G thIs nonsense. I, I dont know why you would t do thIs. I hope youre okay. D oh, god. Do oh, I hope youre okay. Gre Its just a meme about a kIddya In a duck. Its not lIke a bank. A spy, for gods sak e, Is the greatest loftIs. LIke, you know, these means memes are hIlarIous. That theyre really hIlarIous for some reason from the rIght and the left cant do It. Then they just get shto. The aI Is goIng to have hIm,g lIke, lIterally ExplodInetg Frot of us. You know, the Trump HoldIng and SavInghave H the kIttens. D a he cant take It. Mr. Fang. Fang canno Its Its WIld Toe that they get more upset over a fake Cat And Duck meme than actual vIolence BeIng Perpetrate Fe meme td On T rIght. LIke you can go, oh, thIs person was kIlled by an Illegaed L and they go, oh, well, what are you goIng to do . It happens, you know, and youre lIke somebody , a cat. LIke what . The what . You better not meme about that. I wIll on camera. Wheres fang . Fang hes the only thIng makes It better Is that he Is forever assocIated wIth on and beIng left by a chInese spy. She left hIm. Thats how toxIc hIs gas was. LIke. She was traIned by the chInesey government to wIthstand torture and know kung fu. But was lIke, I got to get awaye from thIs guy. Ans. Uy when he hIts the broccolI. I got a guy. I got to go talk about a toxIc wIth hIs boss. I dont thInk ErIc Swalwellth was outraged at all. I thInk he was PretendIngIp L be outraged. And I know thIs because of The Way he puts hIs hand. We have the was pry he hIs hande on hIs head. IT Looks lIke a Plannede Corey Geography lIke thIs. Yeah. Look at that. Hes lIke an a12. And then hes lIke, back up. ThaT Looks lIke a kId In a school play. Look at that. That Is not that Is not an actually upset person, okay . When youre upset, youre lIke boss. And Its kInd of a more fluId MotIonwhen Yout Is. It Is a very choppy motIOn That he clearly looked at hIs notes In that hand. I had one there and thentes saId he toasted It up. So Its even worse,s It hes pretendIng to be outraged to rIl. E up over thIs. People he doesnt gIve a about thIs meme. Can we show that agaIn theres that one lIttle movIe does . Maybe. And Is my theory do It wIth show hIm. Do It lIke thIs. You know when hes doIng notes and hes gettIng hes tryIng to whIp hIs own. Yeah I could be goIng tooryIn smart coverIng hIs eyes. Yeah. He made a great poInt. Yeah. Yeah. You made a great poInt. T I thInk I can help. K I thInk I can help out o wIth thIs a lIttle bIt. Utas thats one of my go to moves, especIally when you get left In broken up wIth. O moveI never want to hear the reasons why I always go oh man, I know Its mr way fault. T yeah. Oh, shes stIll here. Thats a patented do thIng. Grab your face so you can mask that you actually care. I thInk the bIg Number And Thell bIg thIng Is thIs Is thatought 49,000,000. 3. People thought It was funny, too. You know, on BehalIt Funf of Alf MIllIon of us, you, ErIc Swalwell was one. TulsI loftIs, In a rare, rare occurrence. It has made a good poIn, mIct that they dIdnt care about the Illegal ImmIgratIon Problem untIl there wants a about It. The memes work. Yeah, you knowgratIon , how daro that . Yeah. And I mean, lIke, you know, look at how cute and cuddl. W doy that pIcture. Yeah, thats really what they cant stand. But, but yeah, I completely agree. And we saw thIs Inand. The debae as well from your Instead of actually focusIng On The challenges that the people of SprIngfIeld OhIo are goIng to theIr councIl of Sgbersnd ComplaInIn about sayIng, hey, you guys are so concerned about keepIng these MIgrantslaInIng Illegal E mIgrants safe and makIng sure that theyre takIng care of whosgaIgrant goIng to take of us. ThIs woman gave such a Heart WrenchIng TestImonwhy sayIng, I have to leave. You have forced me to leave my. E because I dont feel safe. And Thats SomethIng that erIc I. Swalwell I mean, you want to talk about dramatIc. I agree. He defInItely needs some ActIn U G agr lessons. Yeah, but but If they actually cared, they wouldn htely neet have to to act. NeIther hIm nor Kamala HarrIs around Thesno Te SerIousu Issues that people are carIng about. Hey, hendy, hey. Im sorry, greg, real quIck. Im just surprIsed we let It I , so Ill brIng It up before they do. Is It funny that Duck Wasp whIte . Is not how they let that slIde . Theres plenty of black ducks that can be In pIctures. I know. LIkeere ar sIx lIght SkInnede S that do It. So true. Gre that was a that was a duckg whIstle coIn. That one of you. I just came up wIth that. I know gre youre so smart. So smart. Thats Also the name of erIcs bIll. Ther e. So there I got to move on. Up next, help from swIft. F gIve cam a lIft. Oh, you ready . FrIday nIght, smackdown on usa, the vIrus that causes Is sleepIng In 99 of people over 50. Its lyIng dormantshIngles, waIg and could reactIvate shIngles strIkes as a paInful, blIsterIng rash that can last thInIngles . R weeks. Ime to and It could wake w at any tIme. If you thInk you are not at rIsk for shIngles. ShIngles. Its tImror PharmacIst Wake up because shIngles could wake up you If youre over 50. Talk to your Doctor Or PharmacIst about shIngles preventIon. Hello, Im former Arkansas Governor mIke huckabee. A lot of tImes you Cant Control the amount of sleep that youre gettIng. 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I wIllonlIne be castIng my voter Kamala HarrIs and TIm Walz In the 2024 presIdent Ial electIonsIn. Taylor swIft Is not just a celebrIty. Sh the 2024e actually she commandst a humongous squad of partIcularly young whIte women. Its not just a celebrIty and one of the bIggest celebrItIes In the not jus world,e bI the bIggest celebrIty In the world. The tImIng on It Is Absolutel Celebry the wordIng of It Is flawless. Kat so It was lIke clockwork after she posted MedIa Gre goes crazy, saId kamala fIghts for the causes and the rIghtscauses that she belIeves In. A I dont know what those are, but how do you feeIght l about thIs . I feel nothIng. I just one of these thIngsl that most people are all swept up these that I just cant get t a part of. It was a great statement. Whoeve t ofr It It was lIke,he thIs Is what I belIeve. I belIeve, but do your researc. A and you can vote for whoever you want to vote for. But I thInk that she was goIng to D Oever Yoo o at some poInt, d but I thInk she had to do Itomen now because of BrIttney Mahomesn and her huggIng. Yes. WhIchonh Is crazy. T yeah. Hata the fact that BrIttney Mahomes lIkeny Mahd Post and then that e whole world melted down, I have never googled Taylor SwIft In my entIre lIfe. Theres noed down. Ive never sn about her except If I have to rIght now for work. Ver spokI on Is capable. In terms of the algorIthm. I have been followInnstable. G td that theIr fans have been havIng wIth each other over the Huthe Feud Fang and I am exm by It. Yeah. So I cant ImagIne she felt clearlxhaustedy had to do somets say somethIng now. But we all kInd of knew thIs was comInhead somethIg rIg. You. Kno Its weIrd. Tyra. BesIdes thIs conversatIon. Yes, Im swIftIes. WeIrd, Ive. W I dont even know where they are. Use them to clean the floor of my kItchen. Yes, thats nIce. You clean the floor and there. Phenomenal. I lIke the place. Its amazIng. Its lIke beIng In a concert. I dont know how extra votes does she get beIng just another celebrIty, whIch Is funnyr cele because shes maInly lIked by whIte women. So shouldntbr f she hate them. Mm. Because shes antI whIte all the tIme. Msnbc so thats got to beat weIrd for her. But I guesd bes Its wheneverIs Its on your sIde, Its okay. But agaIn, she gets one vote, rIght . Yeah. So okay. John smIth In mandevIlle, louIsIana. Hes votIng for trump. Ha Hjohn SmIth Ia Isa. Carter yeah. I dont thInk thIs Is rIght. R M Someone here votIng forp trump. Oh, were 70 votes to one. Taylor smIths vote, shIny and pretty. Hes got sprInkles on It. Taylore whenut cut you hold a close to the ear, but It stIll counts for one, just lIke everybody elsen yot. So, wrIte a song about It. Kat what do you say . T It TulsI you Impressed by thIs brave decIsIon, a BIllIonaIre FemInIst Lady who owns prIvate jets comIng out for a lIberal, lIberal presIdent . So, candIda, shes goIng to lose some frIendsentIal. Yeah. No, not shocked at all. ThIs them tryIng to turn polItIcs and these electIons are on serIouss them Issues Into entertaInment. AgaIn, you look at all of that attentIOn That Camarounde A BIge celebrIty endorsement. Some a couple of Wordsom Aha that popped out to me from u her statement was that shes supportIng she has confIdence In Kamala HarrIs because she Is steady handed she and a gIftd leader. So Im goIng to use Hande One of many examples to debunk that thesIe 11s. Mmhmm. A serIous Issue. There are over 320,000 MIgrant E chIldren that harrIs lostt In thIs country, many of whom are lIkely I beIng traffIcked and used and abused today, If Taylor SwIft Is so carIng Ifrr,antIng a gIfted leade Kamala HarrIs Is Is not her person. I as Is nm, you know, they re lIke that one. To go back to the debate, If IfIk they dId as well as they thought they dId, they wouldnt have to brIng out the bIg hammer. Yeahy d they would because thIs, thIs should have been her nIght that she showed everybody that she dIdnt lIke trump,everb but It wasnt good enough. They had to say, oh, well,odd nt her debate was so good,r de Taylor SwIfts goIng to vote for her now, whIch so, goes back to yeah, sIx on one hand and the other that loftIs speakIng of In one hand, youre Also a chIldless cat lady. I call It FelIne Cardboardar challenged ChIld Taylor swIft. But yes. ThIs Is how, you know, kamala lost the debate. E debate they lIke they looked around and they were lIke, nope, nope, we are go for launchd arou. Areo Taylor Press send now It. Taylor saId, yeah, we wrote It up. Its Gooh Har Itto go. I obvIously she speaks for the common person and she a she obvIously has great judge of people. Its not lIke she hasnt wrItte person. S grean 600 songs about choosIng the wrong dude. Yes. Sot lIke so obvIously shes a Gs Judge of character and she and taylor what amerIcas goIng through. Shes lIke, amerIca, youre hurtIng. Itl Taylor Knl be 1,000 to see sayIng yes, so do. And the FunnIest Part Is lIke the pIcture she posted. It was lIk e she her and cat. Yes. RIght. So she dIdnt Take That In sprIngfIeld. Shes lIke, that Is great. That the the comment below Is lIke DInner TonIght that got cat were safe If you want your cat to be waafe but wIth Me Taylor all rIght. We got to movete on. ComIng up WIll Ferrell Is have an fIts over Pass SkIt comIng F Youll be In the new area the yod lIke tIckets to see gutfeld go to Fox News. Comrk go slash. Gutfeld and clIck On The lInk to joIn our StudIo AudIenc T e. Why do some thIngs have to be so complIcated . We dont know eIther. StandIngal makes, but at Least N comes to dental care, Aspen Dental makes gettIng new dentures and ImPlants anus 0 In wIth the Technology And ExpertIse to gIve you the rIght FI T and 0 Down Plus 0 N T Interest If paIdal In full In 18 months, makIng thIngs as sImple they should be. 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G rolehe no one ever looked at t and saId, oh, thats so dIsparagIng. Wes used to be able to be comedIans, so lets see If It wasnt goIng to gIve you a heart attack. E tI would do a Comedy Presst E conference, brIng me a wIgre some, but Ill do It because Itd be funny. People would laugh. I wanto. To do, but Im justyn sayIng lIke, yeah. And then 20 years later,r because I my work slowIng down, I really regret the tIme that greg made me you lIke, oh, man, I wast greg totally agaIns. Yeah. You know, loftIs, you notIce saId Its only successful comedIans who can afford k back and then throw theIr materIal under the bus. Exactly. HIs moralIty Is dIrectly tIed to hIs Bank Account because I guarantee It. If he checked that sucker and theyre lIke, you onlyt. AraI have 50 left, hes lIke, gIve me the rand reno, Janet Reno Dress hav. To gIv Im Im goIng back. And Its always lIke thIs wholee hypothetIcal, lIke, oh, Iff I had to go back agaIn, I, I wouldntd tw It. Ul all rIght. Im not really worrIed about WIll Ferrells tImd noe machIne. And If I was lIke, can wor you go back and not dorIll Ferra Sherlock holmes movIe and gIve us Step Brothers lIke we want It . Its the CatalIna WIn E mIxer, Step Brothers, one of ste the great movIes all tIme. Great. Unless youre a man In hIs fortIes. StIll lIvIng at home wIth mom. Yeah, You Haveu Ard Th To Go Thh that tragedy beIng made Fun Of. Yes. And I regret. I regretg made makIng Fun Of th. Tulsa. Everybody could be offended by som thae perfect. Exactly. And I just you know, you guys are comedIang every bs lIke It. Just just ImagIne how mIserable all three of you. How mIserable I learned. Dr. I know Im the Im realIzIng now Im the only one here who doesnt do standup comedy. I sIt down, though, whenn here t Im gettIng very old. How mIserable sIt you have te to selfcensor and voluntarIlyr put thIs straItjacket on yourself to somehow be polItIcally correct and thInk that people are stIll goIng Tof Someho you funny lIkel thIs because you love doIng It and now youre tryIng to do thIs because of what Is vIrtue sIgnalIng. I just and wer dont get It. G I dont get It. You can. I bet you have somethIng soout thIs In your new. Well, thats the thIng Is I eIther I dont regret anythIng because eIther It wa thIngs goor It was content. Yeat was coh, every dumb thIe done, I mean, theres a lot of awesome storIes In my bookawm that make my book a very entertaInIng read because I dId thIngs I should not have been doIng. Yes. Or thIngs that wer not havee rIght yes. Ot hav you wouldnt have a book I fIlled wIth thIs stuff that you were supposed to do f It. Exactly. If I would read a book that was lIke I woke Upd To D and I made healthy, responsIble choIces. Nobody wants to read that book. I was lIke, yes, I you know, and then I had breakfast, lunch, and I had no alcohoreakfh drInk. I only talked to men, k who were good for meto. I love thIs book. We know content. So bad decIsIons are good decIsIons because of the content they provIde you. WhIch, by The Way, my bookmy Is really good. If you dIdnt preorder. Sorry. Yeah. And content Is somehow related. E lIke you cant justd. Its nt lIke. You pull Its lIke jenga. You pull out the Janet Reno thIng, then somethIng elsed some Is to take Its place and youre goIng to have to be offended by that. Mom. It lIteralll Its placey wrotn my acknowledgments, thank you to everyone I dated In my twentIes. I dont know where Id be wIthoute mydgements content. N you provIded me. Yes. Prs make good content. EmotIonal jenga emotIonal jenga. Thats the tItle of your next book. What was what was FlIp WIlsons character, who was female . GeraldIne In charge . Yes. My dad Is rIght now laughIng somewhere. I was the FunnIest Humang beIng. AccordIng to hIm. The FlIp WIlson was amazInsomew why dId I brIng hIm up . T kn I dont know. Just kIll some tIme, I guess. All rIgh jus tt. Why . ScIence says handsome guys get the cash prIze. Whoa. After the fIrIng of professor tony robInson, I can take the deed to your house and I can transfer that deed Into my name. The crIme of tItle. What Is that . What that means Is that a crImInal . Theyre able steal the tItle to your home, typIcally by transferrIng It to another person and then sellIng or borrowIng money the house. So they dont really want the physIcal property . No. Just want to borrow agaInst It or sell It. The great thIng from tItle ThIeves PerspectIve Is that nobody realIzes that Ive sold your House Or RefI nancy that borrowed money agaInst It untIl I stop makIng those mortgage payments. So It could be sIx months later they start gettIng foreclosed on. Most people have CredIt Cards, and the CredIt Card generally protects fraudulent charges on It and so on. 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Do you see the Increase In profIts when you bathe . I have, yen Increas. Yes. Should we be concerned by thIs . ThIsorteyou, greg, thIs Is one e studIes that, lIke weve, peaked as cIvIl as we have to stop wIth these. Its rIdIculouve ts. I thIn I thInk, good lookIng people. ThIs Is why people want to beops movIes. T th Its why they want to be televIsIon. TelevIsIon. Good lookIngey be In people. Have It easIer. People wIll spontaneously justln gIve money to good lookIng people. It just happens. GIve moneyIt happens. It happens. Hes makIng ItIt happe. 1 bIll. WIth thats rIght. Shes good. LookIng for two. SIr, Its my feed. You just showed her a dollar. Okay, lIsten, thats all goIng to come back to me because beIng generous makes you attractIve. ActIve you know, tulsI, I thInk that. Isnt It InterestIng that they dont do thIs study In reverse . ItInteremen gIve money to hot wn just The Way he just dId It. Yeah, Im sIttIng here. I mean, Ive never done In m before In my lIfe. I mean, I dont see strIp clubs wIth dudes dancIng and women throwIng money at them. Its Usuallyt Se other men throa It at men, although I wouldnt know. Youre sharIng way too much InformatIon. Im not sure If I should be offended that I just had a 1 bIll and laughed. ThIs feels good about. Goo I do. Hey, Its a rough economy, rIght now. Yeah. I lIke bIdennomIcs to attract. Yeah, thats probably hurtIng strIppers In a bIg way. S In oh, Its been horrIble. Theyve been on a downward slIde. Do you do you thInk beIng attractIve because youre very gIves you advantages that other have. Dont what do you thInk . Im not even goIng to go there. Oh, youre lIke youre used to fIeldIng lIke that. It must be hard every day. Must be so hard to be beautIful. Look, I can happIly, you know, beIng an attractIve guy, I. I have never gotten a woman gIvIng me money. No woman has Eve R gIven me money. I call b. S. On thIs cat. No man has ever gI r me. M yeah. Oh, hey, look, heres the money. Look nIce. Youre funny. 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