there are kings -- >> this is the way i like to teach. >> that's the way i like to eat. -- and characters. >> we call him chris the knife. >> because he's got a knife. >> oh, no, he's got knives everywhere. >> and lots of sharp things to play with. >> ah! >> oh! >> nice job. >> stuck it right in there. >> but forget all that. i'm here to learn the long sword. three feet of razor edged meat cleaving bone breaking steel. let me ask you if -- >> how heavy do you think swords are? there this is 7 1/2 pounds. >> 3 1/2 pounds. >> no. >> yeah. >> seems like it should be so much heavier. >> these swords were not giant tire irons that the biggest guys swung at each other's head. they're precision cutting tools. they were a little bit sharper than a butter knife. but if i have a 3 1/2 pound butter knife i've been training with for 25 years it will take off body parts, no problem. >> that's great news. steve can chop my arm off