has a swimming pool two black isis flags flying. and it's patrolled by isis women who if you dance, smoke, gamble or do anything fun you get executed. >> you though,e know don't get a room near the isis machine. anyway i went on hotels.com to read the reviews. rooms are clean, free wi-fi. down sides are the beheadings. but they do have free continental stonings and the mini bar is actually a bucket and a goat so you can milk it. and they have complimentary lashings when you check in. it's wonderful. >> obviously no king james bibles. >> no. >> and it humanizes these guys. it shows that you savages need r and r as well. a room with a view of the