Very kind and i appreciate it. Im jimmy and im the host. Thank you very much and thanks for coming. And of course on behalf of have nice. On behalf of everyone here at the show, the studio audience in los angeles we want to send good thoughts to those affected by hurricane irma. It has been downgraded to a Tropical Storm which is good Recovery Efforts are underway. This is crazy. Florida is the best. A die in daytona beach. I dont know if you saw this, as a squoek he posted a campaign for his fellow floridaens to fire guns at the hurricane to let irma know we shoot first. Some people took it seriously to the point where the Pasco County Sheriffs Department posted this stern warning, do not shoot weapons at irma, you wont make it turn around and it will have very dangerous side effects. They made a graphic to show you it might come back at you. In other words if you shoopt at a hurricane, it will shoot you back. Always try to negotiate with a hurricane, first. This is unprecedented, who shoots at weather . I mean, even in the middle of a natural disaster, florida is still as floridaish as it can be. Not everybody chose to obey the evacuation orders. Some local residents decided to hang outside and take it in. Once it starts raining, everyone runs home. The issue becomes once it starts clearing up, people start showing up. Look at these gentlemen here. What did you come out to do . We wanted to experience the weather. Just to experience the weather . We heard about all the evaculation going on. But we just decided to come out and experience the weather. Well, you do have to sometimes those evaculations can be premature and you have trouble. Every time you turned on the tv you saw a reporter getting hosed by rain. People were worried, all of a sudden people start caring about weathermen. Usually we treat them like traffic cones. A lot of them are orange. Its kind of like we dont pay much attention to them any more because we get the weather on our phones. Its already in our pants. So as a result, weather is unnecessary on television now. You might as well be announcing what time it is. You might as well put a clock on the wall and say its 8 14 and were looking at a chance of 8 30. But this is why [ cheers and applause ] this is why this is why weather people are all good look now. They have no information to give us any more. But then the hurricane comes and the news channels send them into it and its like, be careful with my waeteather guy. He could get killed out there. Its important to recognize that these brave men and women risk everything for no good reason at all. This is a good story. One of the many people stranded in florida is christen bell, the actress. She was shooting a movie in orlando and they evacuated two big groups of nursing home residents and moved them into her hotel. She decided to make it fun for them. She wrote there are a few thousand senior residents who were evacuated. We are going to make lemonade out of irma. And im calling a few hours of bingo. They had a bingo game for them. They had wheelchair races at midnight. She ate with them. There she is dining with her new friends. Their grandkids are going to be jealous. Anyway, we contacted kristen. He is still in the hotel and the Senior Citizens are still in the hotel. Do we have her live . Yes. There she is. How are you . Im good. Jimmy hows it going . Pretty good. We have been making the most of a crazy situation. Jimmy it sounds like you are. Is everybody okay there right now . Everybodys fine. We have gotten through it really well mainly because of glaary. Were at Walt Disney World swan and dolphin report and gary has been running toilet paper to peoples rooms at 2 00 in the morning. Handing out water. Yeah. Jimmy nicely done, gary. Running toilet paper to peoples rooms. Its so full service here. When is the last time you slept . Friday night. Woke up saturday morning. We have been at the hotel ever since. He has been up for like 72 hours, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy gary, are people asking for toilet paper or are you just delirious and running it to their room . Just running to the rooms, now. Jimmy i recognize the gentleman to your right is that the guy you sang with on the video . This is john. This is my side piece here in orlando, jimmy. You want to say hi to my friend jimmy . Yes, where are you . Jimmy im in california. How are you . Oh. Im swamped under with beautiful women. Did you hear what he said. Beautiful women. Yes. Jimmy this hurricane is work out beautifully for john, i tell you that. Ill never be the same. Johns been serenading us. We have everyone here from atria senior sr. Assisted living. We have so many people and its not just seniors here. Wow. That is and you are really the best. That is unbelievable that youre doing all this stuff for everyone. We got dogs here, families, everybody. Jimmy all right, well, please give our love to all the families and dogs. Maybe you could do a duet for us. I told him you were Johnny Carson because he didnt know who you were. Do you want to sing some . Thank you all for being here. And we hope you enjoy the show. And you can have us singing and run our video. I posted something on instagram of us singing. Jimmy thank you. We send our love. Thank you, guys. Thats kristen bell in orlando. Heres another light moment that came out of a serious situation. This is from Florida Governor rick scotts press conference on saturday. Pay attention to the man on the right. The sign language interpret whoever gave 110 . The threat of storm surge has increased. And 6 to 12 feet. Think about that. 6 to 12 feet have impacts above ground level is now probable. This will cover your house. Have you ever been watched how a storm surge works it flows in fast, very fast and then it flows out. You will not survive. All this storm surge. This is a life threatening situation. If youve been ordered to evacuate you need to leave now. Do not wait. Evacuate. Not tonight, not in an hour, you need to go right now. Jimmy okay. [ cheers and applause ] thats good stuff. Someone please track that man down. Because oh, by the way, i want to guillermo bring me that email for a second. Larry david is here tonight. Dave salmoni is here tonight. Larry david they wont have a david. Dave is the one that loves animals, larry hates people, okay . So, dave brought a venomous snake tonight. And an email to all Jimmy Kimmel Live staff, subject, animal determine knmo today. There are venomous snakes present for today seen animal determi demo. Only personnel essential to the scene will be allowed within 50 feet. And rehearsal is closed to nonpersonnel. Guess who is only person who didnt get this email is . The nonessential personnel. Thats who. Thanks for alerting me, guillermo. Welcome. Jimmy anyway, who is ready to be within 50 feet of a venomous snake tonight . Were going to take a break. When we come back well update you on the finale o o o o o o oo paradise and the finale of baby bachelor in paradise. Well be right back. My great granddaughter, you may never know me, but when i look at you, i look back on my life and i know what it was for. So you could have the childhood they said i couldnt have. In the places they said i couldnt go. In the words they said i couldnt speak. How ive imagined your life between my shifts, in my studies, in books and pages; in nights so late ive seen your face in definitions. But what if i struggled and sacrificed and swore id succeed, so you could wake up one day with the choice to be anything you wanted . Well then, my great granddaughter. It would all be worth it. I want ycome on mom t easy. Go slow. Lets go mom slow down for the ones who keep pushing. Always unstoppable. So, i was at mom and dads and found this. Cds, baseball cards. Your old magic set . And this wrestling ticket. Which you still owe me for. Seriously . 25 . I didnt even want to go. Ahhh, your diary. Mom says its totally natural. 25 is nothing. Abracadabra, bro. The bank of america mobile banking app. The fast, secure and simple way to send money. Your date with destiny has arrived. Lets do this new cinnamon frosted flakes are finally here. Sweet cinnamon and the frosted crunch you love. Well . Tastes like victory t. Tastes like victory. Theyre great [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the show. Larry david, dave salmoni, and his animal friends are on the way. First tonight here on abc, the Season Finale of bachelor in paradise. What a season this was and what a show this is, is it a show, really . One of the more colorful characters is a woman named christen. They called her scallop fingers. A bunch went out to dinner and christen ordered scallops to go and ate them in the car on the way home. And there are others in the car who claims she wiped her scallop fingers on another woman, alexis, the woman who dressed like a dolphin. And as a result everyone started calling her scallop fingers to her back. And every time she is on camera, they put scallop fingers under it like its her job or something and they started calling her scallop fingers to her face and now im explaining this nonsense on television. While she did not seem to be bothered by not ending up with someone. I would have been wigging out if i left here as a couple. Thank you, its a no. Scallop fingers out. I think for scallops this just wasnt her habitat and shes home now and free. [ laughter ] jimmy its like the weather channel. So another season of bip comes to a close. While it may be over for the contestants, the friendships they made and stds they contract will last a lifetime. Its been an amazing journey so far. And tonight its the romantic conclusion to baby bachelor in paradise. Previously on the most shocking season of any show in the history of television. Some of the kids found love and some hey ladies who wants a date. Jimmy found themselves alone and weird. Dylan tried his best to woo the girls. Any of you want to no, thanks. No, im good. Ill pass. Youre too old. Youre missing out. Jimmy i sat down for a oneonone with the most rejected contestant in baby bachelor history. Can i ask you a personal question. Yes. Jimmy how long have you had that mustache . It grew and got bigger and bigger and then i got some beard in my head. Jimmy do you shave every day . Yeah. Caller ju jimmy your face or your chest too . My whole body. Jimmy does that take a lot of time . It takes a thousand times. Jimmy and why do you shave your body . Because i shave my face and shoe and my eyes. Jimmy dylan, i can see your mustache is starting to come off. So im going to let you enjoy the house with the other kids. Great idea. More of the girls are wearing mustaches, right . Four of the girls. And my mom. Jimmy your mom has a mustache . A bombshell. Jimmy shell be delighted to hear that. Shell be super delighted. Jimmy as the sunset over paradise it was time to force these children to get engaged. Kennedy and aidan hit it off from the start and no amount of chad or ethan could come between their love. Will you be my bride . Is there any i got one too. Pretty. Jimmy for them, the decision was delicious. Can you believe these two . Yeah . How old are you anyways . You got a full mustache. Im five inches. Five inches . I mean zero inches. You got a cool mustache, though. Jimmy bella had a hard time making a connection but sometimes love is right behind you holding a boom mike. Michael the sound guy was bad at his job but great with the ladies and he wasnt afraid to fight for what he wanted. [ crying ] i wanted to give you this. Okay. I guy. Reporter for other babies it was more complicated. I feel a lot of pressure to marry mason. Marry. Here, i get to see her. He better give me that ring. I cant do it. Give me that ring jimmy would brandon give in to macys ultimatum or walk away with his dignity. Give me that ring. Ill give you the box. This is the best box i ever got. Jimmy and then there was charlie. After her recent split commitme commitmentfaux brendan would she take the plunge with clyde . This is for you. I love you. I love you too. Im getting married. Jimmy bad boy alex made it clear hed stop at nothing to win cosettes heart including attempting to murder dominic. But what the producers want is the only thing that matters. So they got engaged. I want you to have this. I so happy. [ cheers and applause ] its heavy. There you go. Jimmy with love in the air, so ends the most dramatic, shocking, unbelievable and to reiterate dramatic and shocking first and final season of baby bachelor in paradise ever before. 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So how is everyone . Find your awesome with xfinity xfi and change the way you wifi. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the show. Tonight, one of the great animal handlers in all of the world. If you are an animal, his are the hands you want. From animal planet, dave salmoni is here. Dave brought a Mountain Lion cub, hedgehogs, a bald eagle, and a very poisonous viper. But dont worry, dave tweeted this, he wrote, learning to handle venomous snakes today. That was yesterday. So he has at least 24 hours experience with them. Tomorrow night Michael Keaton will be here. From cnn van jones will be here. Well have music from the lone bellow. Music from 21 savage and dustin lynch. The host of the emmys, stephen colbert, new american us open champ sloane stephens, nina dobrev will be here. And on wednesday, former White House PressSecretary Sean Spicer will be here in this chair and question ive been thinking about it. Question number one did donald trump ever kick or bite you . And then well go from there. All right. For six long years weve been forced to rely on real life to provide us for uncomfortable experiences. But on october 1st we turn to television again as curb your enthusiasm returns to hbo, please welcome larry david. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] stop it does this bother you at all . Is this okay . I dont like to get too close to people. You know, i keep a distance. Jimmy i see that. Its okay. We can do it like this. Ill come over. Jimmy come over. I think last time you were here you sat in the right chair. Thank you for coming back. Ill tell you what the problem is. You want to know what the problem is . Last time jimmy yeah. You came into the dressing room and said hello, like a person. Okay . What . Did the oscar stuff is in your head now . Jimmy can i be honest with you . I wish you would. Jimmy last time, they said, larry is not sure he wants to be here larry wasnt sure this time either. Jimmy and the reason i dont go back there. I know this sounds ridiculous is it makes me feel stupid when i say hello for the second time in ten minutes. The double hello. Of course jimmy you understand this. Totally jimmy im glad you understand it. The double hello. Im so glad i brought it up. Jimmy im glad too. Now i know you dont want to do a double hello. You know what is worse than a double hello . The double goodbye. We did that on the show. I left a watch. It was a horrible situation. I broke a lamp and a woman was yelling at me and i left and then i two minutes lauter aleft my watch and had to go back in for the double goodbye. Jimmy you never want to go back in. No. Jimmy first of all, let me say, you know we got snakes back stage and stuff. Are you an animal guy . Am i an animal guy . No, not even close. No i hate them almost as much as people. You know . And thats saying something. Reporter that jimmy thats fair. Im not an animal person or a people person. And very few of us are there. Jimmy you didnt have pets or dont have pets . When i was married i had pets. I had dogs. I didnt buy them. She bought them for the kids. Ive never seen depressed animals like that in my life. I couldnt look at them. They were so depressed. You know, they wanted somebody to play with them, i guess. Dont look at me. I felt so bad every now and then i would give them a guilty pet. Hello, there boy. Hi, boy. That was enough. 20 seconds of betting. What am i going to do . Jimmy as a child were you the same way . Ive always been the same. I feel like ive been this way since im 2. But the good thing about the dog is when i came home, somebody gave me a greeting, the dog, you know . Jimmy they wouldnt say anything. You love a good greeting. Jimmy of course. I would get a good greeting from the dog, that was nice. Reporter jimmy no plans for dogs in the future . No. Jimmy do people come to your house . Do you have guests or parties . Have you lost your mind . Guests or parties . No, no. When i was in new york i had a tiny apartment and my mother gave me all the dishes. And i had a lot of dishes. And you know, who wants to clean up . So they would pile up in the sink. And then i then i have to wash all the dishes and i go what the hell do i need these dishes and silver ware for . Its in the sink and all dirty. And every two weeks i would have to clean it all. I threw it all out except one plate, one knife, one fork and one spoon. It was fantastic. Jimmy that is the saddest thing i have ever heard. It was fantastic. No dish pile up. Jimmy you forced yourself to wash them after every thing. Before the next meal, yeah. Jimmy very practical and really kind of the machinations of a lunatic in a way, yes . I love the word machinations. I love the word. You pronounced it correctly. A lot of people say machinations. Jimmy we have too much in common, im sure. Im not so here about that. Jimmy when we come back were coming back . Jimmy well talk about the new program and i am on the show this season. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy larry david is here. Well be right back. Are you ok . What happened . Dad kinda walked into my swing. Huh . Dont you mean dad kind of ruined our hawaii fund . I thud go to the thothpital. There goes the airfair. I dont think Health Insurance will cover all. Of that. Buth my fathe without that cash from aflac we might have to choose between hawaii or your face. Hawaii what . Haha. Hawaii you might have less coverage than you think. Visit aflac. Com and keep your lifestyle healthy. Aflac this this this is my body of proof. Proof of less joint pain and clearer skin. This is my body of proof that i can take on Psoriatic Arthritis with humira. Humira works by targeting and helping to block a specific source of inflammation that contributes to both joint and skin symptoms. Its proven to help relieve pain, stop further joint damage, and clear skin in many adults. 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Jimmy thats larry david and curb your enthusiasm which is finally coming back. Larry you dont do that. Thats a thats no way for adults to behave, is it . Jimmy you are genuinely, that is something that bothers you when you see it . Larry nauseating, yeah. Cannot stand it. Jimmy people tell you that they are just like you all the time. They feel like a bond with you as far as these strong opinions you have about seemingly innocent things . Larry yes. Jewish people. Jewish people think that its an inroad to having a good chat with me. Jimmy i see. Larry they will come up to me and go, hey, im a jew. Really . Congratulations to you. What do you know about that . Reporte jimmy and its not a good inroad. Are there any really . Larry not especially. Jimmy why did you decide to do the show again after six years of not . Larry i dont see how thats any of your business. I really dont. Jimmy youre right. Larry i think its a personal question. Am i on Barbara Walters here . Jimmy shes retired. Larry dont probe. I just thought, i jimmy has tv larry changed in any way on the show . Larry whats changed is the way that people yell at me. Every show someones yelling, cursing, everything. You know, you usually its your bald bastard, things like that. You bald [ bleep ], i cant say that, that will be bleeped. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Larry and it always made me laugh. And the show hasnt been on for five or six years. And now instead of a bald bastard theyre calling me an old bastard. An old [ bleep ] bastard. The bald bastard used to make me laugh. Jimmy the show is basically improved and people have altered their insult to suit what they think larry im older now. Jimmy maybe you could ask them to stop that. Larry i miss being called bald. Jimmy were you self conscious about being bald . Larry no, no. I never did a comb over. Jimmy you never did that. Larry i never flirted with a toupee. Never flirted. I did go to the dermatologist and ask him a few questions. Jimmy and he larry is it going to keep getting worse . But you know what i have to say about the whole thing . Jimmy what . Larry im proud of myself for the way i accepted my baldness. I am. Im proud of myself. [ cheers and applause ] its the only demonstration of character ive ever displayed in my life. Jimmy really . Larry in my entire life. Im amazed i did it like that. I amazed myself. Jimmy you think that is your best quality in general . Larry no. No. My best thats a good quality. That was good. But i think my best quality is that im a great person to break up with. Jimmy really . Larry so fantastic. No histo no histrionics. Lair larry, im so sorry, i dont think we should see each other any more. Okay, okay, thats good. Thats good. Thats real good. Jimmy thats your best quality. Larry thats great. And ill tell you another great quality. Jimmy what is it . Larry im a terrific mourner. Jimmy really when someone passes away. Larry im an approachable mourner. Jimmy how do you do it . Larry i make it comfortable for people to come up to me. So sorry about your loss. Oh, yeah, go have some deli, you know, go eat, go eat. Jimmy what is your worst quality . Larry not good in hospitals. Jimmy good mourner but bad hospital visitor. Why . Larry i cant hide the pity. They see through the pity. If they didnt know they were dying before i got there, they know when they look at my face. Yeah. Jimmy there you go. Larry i cant i cannot i cannot pity bluff. I cant bluff it. I look at them i go how you doing . Okay. Im sorry, i just youre not feeling well. Jimmy once they die, no problem. Youre more comfortable almost with the dead than the living. Speaking of the dead we have a snake coming out here do. You want to stay and experience the wild animals along with me . [ cheers and applause ] larry im going to do it. Jimmy im shocked and delighted. Larry david is here. Curb your enthusiasm is here october 1st on hbo. Well be right back with animals. 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Here he is, the canadian tarzan, dave salmoni. [ cheers and applause ] what is this . Larry okay. Jimmy already the animals are out of control. Youre all right. Youre all right. Jimmy that way. Youre all right. Jimmy say goodbye to larry, everybody. Oh, my god good night, everybody. Im going to leave, too. This is a Mountain Lion. Jimmy no kidding. Hi, sweetheart. Jimmy he should be in the mountains. Are you bleeding already . While why are you bleeding every time you come out here. Its for dramatic effect. Jimmy how old is this guy . Hes 4monthold. Do you want to hold him . Jimmy no. Probably a good instinct. Jimmy probably nothing less i want to than to hold him. A Mountain Lion or a cougar jimmy hes looking at guillermo in a bad way. First thing you might have noticed is he has spots still. Babies are born with light blue eyes. Can i show your eyes. Jimmy just like human babies. And human babies and when they are teenagers, they have spots on their faces, too. He has these spots because all jimmy he does not want any part of you. He wants all the parts of you. Jimmy i guess he does, yeah. These spots are going to help him because at this age he is going to sihide when mom is hunting. He needs to hide from predators who might hurt him. Jimmy he looks happy, though. He is happy. The difference between happy and unhappy is his ears would be further back. Jimmy is that when we should be worried . No, in these situations its not a matter of worried. Quit showing off. Lost that. Jimmy thats probably a good idea. Lost his leash. Jimmy god only knows what is in that box. I need some things. Jimmy i did not order on this on amazon. Im going to tell you that right now. Why dont you come into this chair. Go sit there. Jimm this is one of the most venomous snakes in the world. You can see im not going the touch the box because it has the largest fangs in the world of any snake and therefore i need you to be stationary. Is that your spot . Okay. Thats your spot. As you suggested im fairly new at this. Jimmy i saw that on your twitter or whatever. Im going to use these sticks here. Jimmy yeah . These sticks are going to help me keep my hands and fingers away. Two shish kabobs the only thing to keep you from getting bit. Its a fat little snake. Hes a very, very heavy snake. Im a little bit new at this. Im going to be watching him more than you. This is a bone viper. You can come close for you like. You are perfectly safe. One of the things i love about these guys although it is the biggest fangs. You can see the venom sack on the side of his head. Its the largest venom sack of any venomous snake. He is one of the fastest strikers. This one could strike behind himself. So even though he is a very dangerous snake, hes super calm. Hes chilling out and relaxed. People have this general fear of snakes and one of the biggest problems is that when people see these snakes they kill them. This guy has no interest in hurting anyone. Jimmy how do we know, though . If he was going to hurt someone he would be striking at me. Jimmy maybe he doesnt want to hurt people on tv. Because word gets around. These are things ive not thought about. Something else i want to show you about the bone viper is you see this beautiful coloration here on his back. Jimmy dont poke him. He is tasting the air now. He is always sensing. He likes to hunt. He will strike if he gets at something he could strike at. He could sit on top of the leaf litter and nothing would see it and a rodent would come past and he would use those long fangs. And he has a venom that is going to attack the cells and the cells start to swell and stop working. And he lets it pass away and eats it. Jimmy thats great. I hear they love being in a box. [ laughter ] isnt that true . They do. Jimmy you want to see that snake get in that box . That would be i would love that. Why dont we take a break and put the snake where it wants to go which is in the box. That is fair to me. Jimmy and well continue with Something Else terrible. Dave salmoni is here. Well be right back. Dilike, outside dirt,. Thats not a bad thing. Also, it comes off. Inside dirt, yeah. Thats way different. But now theres a more powerful chevron with techron. Yeah. It has even more cleaning power to clean up deposits left by low quality gas. And cleaning up deposits restores lost gas mileage. Its legit. Now with more cleaning power. Chevron with techron. Care for your car. Nice hat [fbi agent] youre a brave man, your testimony will save lives. Mr. Stevens . This is your new name. This is your new house. And a perfectly inconspicuous suv. You must become invisible. [hero] ill take my chances. Jimmy were back with dave salmoni. Daves show is called pet nation renovation you fix up animal shelters. We just make sure that the shelter matches their heart. Jimmy did they have bald eagles in their shelters . They dont. But we are trying to make lives better which is a good example for this guy. He was marked for destruction because it was injured and couldnt go back in the wild. Patty is the mom. She said, ill give him one more try and he comes out here and teaches people how amazing these animals are. Jimmy he looks smart. Do these birds look like they know theyre on the money . Theyre proud. The white hair is why its bald. A bald eagle. Jimmy but not actually bald. More feathers on the head than a usual bird. There are feathers that are coming out the side. He is molting. So once a year he drops his feather and gets new feathers. Jimmy do you make a pillow out of them . No one i hang out with. And you see these talons, thats how they hunt. Jimmy they will take a human baby. Typically fish. They can take things as big as baby deer. This guys wingspan is about 8 1 2 feet. Jimmy can we see the wingspan of there he goes. There he goes. Jimmy wow, yeah. That is beautiful animal. One of my favorite birds. Jimmy and a nice breeze, too. You dont have a ceiling fan this would be nice to have in your home. Thank you very much. Thank you to the eagle as well. I want to thank larry david. Apologizes to matt damon we did run out of him tonight. Thanks to kristen bell as well. Nightline is next. Good night. Tonight on a special edition of nightline, florida overtaken. The monster storm irma battering homes, ripping up roads, snapping power lines. More than half the state in the dark. Inside the places hit the hardest. We have a first look at the florida keys, where even residents have been blocked from returning home. And tracking the storm, moving north tonight. Plus caribbean islands blown away, racing to evacuate stranded americans while residents wait basic supplies. Now reports of looting. They beat up a tour its. American Law Enforcement moving in to help with security and cruise ships providing