Times a year to check out the smoke alarm in the greenroom. Also, jim gaffigan and dave salmony is here. He brought a menagerie of creatures, including a striped skunk. I think its a skunk, either that, or im smelling snoops dressing room. He also brought what is called a great alligator turtle. I googled it. It should be fighting mothra in japan. Theres dave right there. Hey, dave, whats this animal . This is a finnic fox whose name is bob. Jimmy bob the fox. Does he know how many Instagram Likes he could get . Anything cute like this, he gets lots of likes. Jimmy thats dave salmony. You know, President Trump took a field trip to bask in the glow of workers at a petrochemicals plant. He was there to talk energy. And of course immediately steered the conversation from energy to himself. And we make a lot of jokes about this president , but its important to remember just how much hes sacrificed for the good of us. This thing is costing me a fortune being president. Somebody said oh, he might have rented a room to a man from saudi arabia for 500. What about the 5 billion that ill lose . You know, its probably going to cost me, including upside, down side lawyers, because every day they sue me for something. These are the most people. I just want to do a good job. Jimmy all he cares about is others. He doesnt care about money. He hasnt ordered the treasure to print his face on it yet. His house looks like liberaces sarcophagus. We slowed him down for the International Trade edition of drunk donald trump. In china, do us a favor. We need help. All our steel mills are closed. Oh, damn it. Could you send us some steel please . We dont make steel anymore. [cheers and applause] jimmy in other world news, if youve been watching our show over the last couple weeks, you know im running for mayor of a small town in newfoundland. Its a town called dill ddo, dildo. I have a strong sense of civic duty and a sense of humor of a 9yearold. But weve been spreading the world. Weve set an alltime record for most times the word dildo has been said on television. Everybodys talking about dildo right now. He has discovered dildo. Jimmy loves dildo. The whole thing has resulted in a flood of tourists to the town, all curious to see what dildo is all about. Dildo is planning to resip kate. We are here to celebrate dildo days. Jimmy fun word, fun town. As of now, im ahead in the polls. I dont actually have an opponent, im running unopposed, so i thought. Things were going pretty swimmingly until this bit of unpleasantness popped up. Now another Hollywood Star may be vying for the mayoral office. We were surprised. We thought jimmy kimmel was a shoe in. And now, look, hes got competition. Who would you rather see run in dildo . Jimmy kimmel or jason bourne . Jimmy kimmel is great, hes comedian, which we all love, but matt damon. Its where its at. So Big Decisions here. Jimmy no, there are no big dw decisions here. You cant have a dildo running dildo. Its like a horse riding a horse. Its impossible. How dare they bring him into this. I thought canadians were supposed to be nice. I bet thats an american that snuck in with the black hat. Lets go live to the Dildo Brewing Company where our very own guillermo del dildo is standing by. [cheers and applause] you think matt damon has a crowd like that going on . What are you up to there in dildo . We were listen to music, and then we got drunk. Jimmy that sounds like a fun night. Have you heard this, have you seen this guy with the matt damon stuff out in the town . Fortunately, i did, but i already took care of them, jimmy. Jimmy oh, you did. What did you do . What did you do to take care of them . I sent them to the next town. Jimmy oh, you did. I see so many of our loyal supporters. Dennis, karen, nug, captain dildo, the reed family, john, dean and leslie, providing music for the event tonight. And youre in the brewing company, right, guys . [cheers and applause] what are you drinking there, guillermo . Oh, i drinking the jimmy kimale. Jimmy i like that. I like it, too. Jimmy kimale. Jimmy sounds like you guys have been drinking all day. Nonstopping here. Jimmy you deserve it, guillermo. Guillermos been canvassing the town, going door to door making the final push. And lets take a look at some video to see the important work guillermos been doing in what is going to take to get jimmys vote for mayor of dildo. I think jimmys going to have to come up here if he wants my vote. What about if he gives Everybody Health care. We already have health care. Oh, you see he did it. Hes fast. Hi, how are you . What do you say . Oh. Hi, sir, how are you . Not bad. Are you going to vote for jimmy kimmel . Of course. Who isnt . Oh, great, great. Youre my type of lady. Come over welcome. Well. Hello . Hi, guys. Hi, family. Let me go see if you have something to drink . Wheres the liquor cabinet . Right up above. Do you have any tequila . I dont have any tequila. Do you watch Jimmy Kimmel Live show . Oh, i just said to my husband, i think he has something for his age. For his age. What do you mean . For his age. I think hes handsome for that age. Mr. Dog, what does jimmy needs to do to win your vote . He needs to bring me more treats and bones. I was doing his voice. Where we going next, guys . Where we going next . Jimmy for dildo jimmy for dildo jimmy for jimmy. Im campaigning for jimmy kimmel to be mayor of dildo. I think jimmy is a fine guy. Do you work in blockbuster . No. How come you wear this . I picked it up one time. Do you guys have titanic. Oh, my gosh, this is perfect. Dont kill me, all right . Can i put this in your lawn . Is that okay . Sure, yes. I meet you last night . No, not that i can remember, no. Huh . No. You dont remember last night i met you . No. All right, okay. All right. Whatever, i think you were drunk. Oh, d stands for our dignity our name will never change and i stands for the innocent child who should never feel ashamed l we fought for liberty and d for days of old while it spells out that loving town that we all call home my great work, guillermo. Appreciate it. So tomorrow is the big night. Tomorrow the committee for the local Service District of dildo will vote on whether or not i will become the firstever mayor of dildo. So i think, like five of the seven Committee Members there, correct . And wheres andrew . Andrew, you are on the committee as well . Yes. Jimmy yes, so andrew, introduce the members of the committee. Who do you have there . We have lisa. Jimmy hi, lisa. Hey, now. Lisa, or lacy reid. Re jimmy uhhuh. And dean reid. Jimmy how does it work . Does it have to be unanimous or does mamajorijority rule . We rule by majority. Jimmy so i have to get four of you guys to vote for me. Yes. Jimmy let me just say two things before you vote. I believe in building a better dildo for everyone. And i believe in buying a round of drinks for everyone in the bar. [cheers and applause] and, by the way, if im mayor, theres more drinks to come. [cheers and applause] thanks, everyone. Ill see you all tomorrow for the big vote. Oh, theres song, too. Its a hit already. By the way, these dildodians as they are called. They really are, have come to los angeles. The local ntv news took one of their young women, amanda muse, all the way to hollywood to track us down. Jimmy kimmel has been on this all week, he has people on the ground in dildo, and we have our sign here. So we are the sister city. The town of dildo is the sister city of hollywood. Jimmy well, thanks, amanda. Our sister city is dildo. Since the day i announced my candidacy, the media, especially Canadian Media has been bombarding me with interview requests. I need to knock them all out. Im having a press conference, its scheduled to start. Excuse me if would you for just one second. I need to get up there. Yeah. Bear with me for one moment, if you would. Get this taken care of. Okay. Ah, well, all right, thank you all for being here. As you know, im running for mayor of dildo. I know you have questions, and well, lets start with amanda muse in the back there, amanda . So why should the people of dildo vote for you . Jimmy well, as far as i know, theres no one else running, so, you know, who else are they going to vote for . Next question. Amanda . Yeah. Are you willing to participate in a screechin ceremony to be an honorary newfoundlander . Jimmy it would be my pleasure to be screeched in and not only will i kiss the cod, i will give it tongue. The next question will be for, yes, amanda. As the head of dildo, how will you ensure smooth passage forward for your constituents. Jimmy its a very dirty question. Do your parents know youre doing this for a job . One more question, and, amanda . What is your position oni on unincorporated communities . Jimmy my position is straight missionary. The oldfashioned way . Yours . Jimmy, were not all that close. Jimmy you can read all my positions in the op ed i wrote for the daily dildo. I want to thank everyone for coming. Long live dildo. Tonight on the show, music from snoop dogg, dave salmoni is here with animals, and well be right back with jim gaffigan. So stick around. [ cheers and applause ] abcs Jimmy Kimmel Live, brought to you by progressive. Youre covered. dramatic music and youre saving money, because you bundled home and auto. Sarah, get in the house. Were all here for you. All all day, all night. dramatic music great job speaking calmly and clearly everyone. Thats how you put a customer at ease. Hey, did anyone else hear weird voices while they were in the corn . No. No. Me either. Whispering voice jamie. What . It runs on doritos. Want to tr[dog barks]me machine . Okay. 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[cheers and applause] jimmy tonight, a man who has probably the worlds most dangerous emotional support animals. From animal planet, dave salmoni is here with an alligator, a snapping turtle, a baby toucan, an owl, a skunk, i dont know what the hell hes got, but well see them. And one of them, we will eat then, his album comes out friday. Its called, i wanna thank me. Snoop dogg from the mercedesbenz outdoor stage. Tomorrow night, gerard butler, david alan grier, and music from the avett brothers. So join us then. Our first guest tonight is a very funny man who is a prolific creator of both comedy specials and people. His seventh special is called quality time. Its available starting friday on amazon prime. Please welcome jim gaffigan. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you . So nice. Jimmy how have you been . Im good. Jimmy how has your summer gone so far . It was too much time with my family. Way too much time. I took my kids to europe. Jimmy uhhuh. Nice. And i tried to get rid of them. I took my kids to europe, which is quite possibly the most expensive thing you could do in the world. Jimmy of course. Youve got a lot of kids, right . Ive got a lot of kids. Five. Jimmy five kids. Most people are like why . Jimmy how many rooms do you have to get with five kids . We have to get a couple rooms, and then we have to get a room just for the ipads. Where is going to be the charging station . Its very important. Jimmy yeah, and then going to europe, youve got to convert. Theres got to be the converter. Its very dramatic. But its exciting. Jimmy were you working, were you on a comedy tour. Where did you go . What countries . I did two shows in ireland. And two in spain. And prague and budapest. And it was, it was amazing, cause, you know, its just a different experience. In ireland, i love ireland, but it was like 68 degrees, and they were complaining with the heat. Jimmy oh, really . Oh, its so hot. So hot. Do you want a fan for your room . And im like, im wearing a sweater. I think im okay. But i loved it, and, you know, spain, which was unbelievable. Thats where im from, originally. And, no, spain, which of course is, you know, they call it espania. It its weird we call somebody elses country a different name. Im from espania, spain, huh . Its called espania. I like spain better. Hi, my name is bob. I think youre more of a sam. Jimmy in america, do you find that youre being greeted warmly by people in other countries . I internationally. And its different with trump as president. Its kind of like having a parent whos an alcoholic. You show up in a country, and youre like, sorry about my dad. We dont know what were going to do about it, but trying to get the phone from him, but, we dont know. Jimmy this is, these are some photographs of yes. Jimmy tell us whats happening. This is the very first trip i went on, and this is me. Thats not me. Thats my dad. This is me at i look at pictures of me as a child, and i might as well be looking at a stranger. I have no memory. I dont know what was going on, i was obviously, they couldnt afford sunglasses for me. Jimmy something was wrong. This is a good one, too. This is me and my brother joe. Again, im in a hat. Its almost as if i was trying to dress dorkily. Do i have suspenders on . Jimmy its like looking at a picture of a stranger and yet you look exactly as you did. Other than the glasses, you are your own little twin. Im beautiful. I guess you could say in a way, im beautiful. Jimmy and whats this arrow here by your brothers face . That is a screen grab i suppose. Jimmy oh. [ laughter ] everything topnotch here. What is this thing. Thats a screen grab. Jimmy how many siblings do you have . I have three brothers and two sisters. So im from a big family. Youre from a big family, right . Jimmy not that big, my brother and sister. My wifes one of nine kids, and i love my inlaws. Does that sound unbelievable . I do love them, its just theres so many of them. And so every holiday, theres nine. So every holiday or get together, all eight of the siblings, including my wife and their family, get together and spend every moment together over christmas. I went to a movie with 30 people. I didnt even know that was legal. Were walking around, people thought we were from a church. I mean, to put it in perspective, jesus only walked around with 12. I learned very quickly, i dont want to do anything with 30 people, you know, like even if i was on the titanic and the last rescue boat was filled with 30 people, id be like, you guys go ahead. I dont want to be there when you are trying to decide where to eat lunch. And often there is more than 30 people. Because sometimes those 30 people invite other people and ill have conversations like im your wifes uncles best friend. Oh, theres a term for that. Stranger. Youre a total stranger. Jimmy do you get anytime for yourself with the kids and the inlaws and all this stuff . I travel, i try to travel as much with my kids as i can, because i dont want to be a live action version of the cats in the cradle song. And theres plenty of times, im not traveling with my kids now. When i travel without my children, in between those moments of guilt are just hours of happiness. Jimmy oh, yeah. And naps and doing nothing. Thats what i like to do is absolutely nothing. And then i call home and just hear the chaos on the other end. And i have to lie to my wife about what i did. Shes like what did you do today . I got up. Did that, enough about me, what about you . Jimmy yeah. Take a little nap during the commercial break here. Im going to do jim mgaig us. Wel be right back. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by turo way better than a rental car. Download the app or visit turo dot com today. Applebees handcrafted burgers now with endless fries starting at 7. 99. 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But interestingly, lps are getting bigger and bigger. Jimmy it seems the same size to me. Yeah, but it is. Jimmy its gone from like 1200 weirdos who have record players in their homes to 1400. Now, i think theyre competing with cds and eight track. Theyre competing with eight track. Jimmy weve got some animals coming out in a moment. I know, im excited. Jimmy where were you here . This is in kyoto. Jimmy is all of these your kids or is that a monkey. Thats a monkey. So in kyoto, on a mountain, they have like monkeys that you walk up. I didnt even know that there were monkeys in kyoto, so you walk up this mountain, and theres all these precautionary signs, like dont feed the monkeys. Dont look at the monday key. Jimmy i have one of those signs right here. And then you get up there, and the monkeys are everywhere. So then theyre standing next to you, but youve been terrified that theyre going to attack you and tear your eyes out. And then they have these different ones, this is what a monkey looks like when its angry, and this is what it looks like when its happy, which is the exact same appearance. Jimmy look, says scary, and somebodys firing these arrows at you again in the picture. Thats a screen grab, jimmy. Jimmy okay, i didnt get that right. Would you like to stay for the animals . Hey, im hungry. Jimmy Jim Gaffigan Jim Gaffigan quality time is available friday on amazon prime video. Well be back with dave salmoni and wild animals. [ cheers and applause ] kids just want to play. So, this is what we say. So, this is what we say. Bring back the tigers. Your mighty, mighty tigers. [cheering sounds] bring back the tigers. Across the country, schools are having to cut sports. Im tony the tiger and im on a mission to fix that. Buy a box and help all kids be tigers. Liberty mutual customized my car insurance,fore so i only pay for what i need. 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Current gm owners can get over 5500 below msrp on this equinox. Find new roads at your local chevy dealer. [cheers and applause] jimmy hi there, snoop dogg is still to come. Jim gaffigan is here. Our next guest is a expert in all things ferocious and has a new show called, big, small deadly. It premieres tuesday night on animal planet. Please welcome the canadian tarzan, dave salmoni. [cheers and applause] you head over here. Thank you, sir. Jimmy that is one of the scariest things ive ever seen in my life this is an alligator snapping turtle. Open mouth. So in character. Inside his mouth, you see that little pink thing . Jimmy yeah. It is his tongue, and its supposed to look like a worm, so when these guys hunt. Jimmy other this does look like a worm. So the things think its a worm . How fast does that thing go by the way . It goes very fast. So they cant see that the worm is connected to a giant turtle . Jimmy animals arent that fast. You can see hes got things growing all over him. Something will come by. Jimmy jim and i are going to go sit in the audience for a while. You want to see how it uses that big mouth . Jimmy yeah, i guess. That looks terrible. Is it going to take my finger right off . Why dont you grab a celery stick for me. Jimmy jim, you want to grab a celery stick for me . No, im all right. Jimmy hes picky . No, it makes a good noise. Put it right in there. Jimmy oh, my god. Oh, my god. Thats so much faster than i thought it was going to be. He really likes celery, jim. Grab the carrot this time. Jimmy yeah, give him a carrot. Oh, good boy. Dont get your fingers too close. Come over here to me, jim. I dont want to block a camera. Right over here by my thigh. Can i grab your arm . Yeah. Why do you have to grab my arm . Because i dont want you to get too close. Okay, now give it to him. Jimmy oh whoa why is it so angry . Its a snapping turtle. Jimmy its snapping, ooh, it we werent criticizing you. Thank you so much. Ill put that here. Jimmy wow, thats all muscle that thing. Come feel the back here. Jimmy no. Way back, there you go. Feel how hard. Jimmy why did he jump like that . He wants to bite you. Jimmy he does . Yeah, if you put your hand anywhere in this wheel house. Hell take a finger, a hand. Where do they live . Anywhere in north america. Jimmy they live on desks. This is its natural habitat. Jimmy, can you pick this up for me . I want to show you how to pick it up. Do it do it do it do it do it do it jimmy hang on, let me talk to the audience for a second. An interesting thing. Have a look at the feet. Why isnt it chewing the food hes a carnivore. He only eats meat. Why even bite it . Is it angry that we tried to feed him vegetables or . So this guys adapted. Im going to tell you cool things about this, i promise. Jimmy how heavy is that turtle . Right now hes about 50 pounds. He can get over 200. One of the ways, theyre growing all the time. One of the ways to tell how h l healthy they are is how big theyre going to get. Theyre susceptible to environmental problems. Global warming is a threat to these guys. Jimmy good. Hes like a dinosaur. Jimmy hes mad. Hes angry. Hey, guy, im trying to help you over here. Dont get mad, dont snap at me, okay . Why dont you grab him some meat. He loves meat. Use your tongs. Jimmy thank you for bringing tongs. Youre the only guest who brings tongs. Do we need a little mustard or anything . We have a little sauerkraut. Aut. Oh. What would go after it . Good question. If you felt that big strong thing. He carries it around. At a small size, they have predator problems. But at this age, its only us humans that cause this guy any problem. You say north america, but where . Oh. That must have been one of those vegan dogs. Jimmy all right, put this thing in wherever it goes. Get rid of this guy. Jimmy thanks again for bringing the, okay. Oh, my god, he wants to kill everyone. Lets get some of this stuff up. Jimmy oh, we now. Heres some purell for you. I thought i wasnt going to be terrified. Well get the cuter things going now. Oh, look at this guy. Jimmy look at this demonic presence. Harry potter. Now this is a spectacled owl. Why do owls look so confused . Its just a baby. We want to make sure it has a fun day today and is super calm. So the slower the movements we do. He doesnt like hot dogs . Were not going to feed this guy. Who knows, maybe he likes hot dogs. They are carnivores, they do like to hunt. The spectacled owl. You look nervous. Jimmy he looks like hes wearing an owl costume. Interestingly, this guys feathers are unique. He lives in the warm areas, so his feathers are much different. Jimmy if jim had feathers, thats what they would look like. Thats true. If you look, here, sweetheart. Those are those big talons. Those guys are great hunters. Jimmy its tied to the rope, right . Hes only a baby, hes just looking around. But this is how hes going to hunt. Hes going to go up a big tree and he uses that head. He can turn his head 270 degrees. Jimmy whats his name . Does he have one . Um. How about jim . They all have names. Jimmy hey, jim, theres a turtle back there that you may want to snack on. Dont they have good hearing, too . No, vibrations. Jimmy you mean owls or turtles . Owls. Owls can hear. Is that a bird . And their hearing is good enough that they use vocal communication. So they have a really unique noise that they make. Were all used to hearing woo, woo. This has a tweeting bark. Jimmy do a little bit of that. Im not sure hell do it on demand. Jimmy dave salmoni is here, well be right back. Living wit . Keep being you. And ask your doctor about biktarvy. Biktarvy is a complete onepill, onceaday treatment used for hiv in certain adults. Its not a cure, but with one small pill, biktarvy fights hiv with three different medicines to help you get to undetectable. 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Obviously, i dont want to get squirted by a skunk, but i look at skunks outside my house, and i go, thats a beautiful, they always seem wellgroomed. They do. I can let you touch her. I can let you give her a little patpat. Jimmy does this one have the smell going . Yeah, they have a scent. Thats a defense. Shes going to go after to a predator. Can you put some of those on the table there . Theyre a warning to predators, if you happen to come near me, im going to spray you. And the black and white is just a hey, its the warning sign that you get. Jimmy and the spray comes out of where . Its pee. Jimmy its pee . It has chemicals in its pee that makes it stink really, really bad. She should use a probiotic. When they say youve been sprayed, youve been peed on. Predators will have a hard time hunting because everything they look to kill will smell unpleasant. Jimmy im sorry we didnt have time for the toucan. The toucan will be rescheduled with matt damon. Jimmy dave salmoni big, small deadly premieres august 20th on animal planet, and well return with music from snoop dogg. [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by the all new amg, gt 4 door coup. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy id like to jim gaffigan and dave salmoni, apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next, but first this is his album i wanna thank me here with the songs countdown and the next episode with help from swizz beatz, snoop dogg [ cheers and applause ] 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 l. A. 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Tonight, the intercept. In hot pursuit of daring drug runners on the high seas. Our cameras on the front lines of americas war on drugs. The u. S. Coast guard grabbing 460,000 pounds of cocaine last year alone, now armed with the newest weapons and latest technology stopping smugglers before they ever make it to shore or the streets. Plus, wedding crashers. Sure its all fun and games when celebrities make an unexpected cameo at the ceremonies. But now, the uninvited guests wanted for allegedly stealing more than the spotlight. Theyre swiping gifts. And political football. Aftea