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Captain coverup, Mitch Mcconnells hoping to have it all wrapped up by tomorrow. Mitch mcconnell has done everything he can to kill this, despite the fact that the majority of the country, 53 of americans say they are increasingly convinced that donald trump did something wrong. The poll was done by researchers at noduh university. But the president s lawyers have argued that not only did he not do anything wrong he literally cannot do anything wrong. Ojs guy, Alan Dershowitz says if he does something that he thinks will help him get elected, that could not result in impeachment. Hes basically saying his reelection is in our best interest. By that logic, he could start eating bald eagles for breakfast saying i need my strength for the campaign trail. Tomorrow they will vote on whether to allow witnesses at the trial. Metropoli they keep arguing that if they have the right to call their witnesses, trump will have the right to call his witnesses, too. Yeah, right, thats how trials work. Thats if the 49ers send out their special teams. You kick off, i swear to god, we will try to run it back. The other big argument is if they open it up to witnesses, the trial could go on for months, preventing the senate from getting business done, as if they get business done. Blockbuster has done more business than the senate has. They asked for one week of limited witness testimony. All this fuss is over one witness in particular, that is trumps now former National Security adviser, john bolton, who says hes willing to testify that the president specifically told him he was holding back hundreds of millions of dollars in aid to ukraine in exchange for dirt on hunter biden. That is especially problematic for republicans because their big argument in the house was all this were hearing is a bunch of hearsay. Democrat case is based on second hand opinions and hearsay. Impeachment based on hearsay. Hearsay, hearsay. Hearsay. Hearsay. Hearsay. Hearsay. Hearsay. Hearsay. Hearsay. Hearsay. Hearsay. Hearsay. Hearsay. Hearsay. Hearsay. Hearsay. Hearsay. Hearsay. Quadruple hearsay. Jimmy all right, well, lets hear what he has to say. [ applause ] no, they dont want to hear what he has to say. Democrats need four republicans to join them on the witness vote. They may be able to get three. Thats where its going to get interesting. In the event of a tie, if the votes 5050, john roberts could cast the tiebreaker, but he doesnt have to. He can also do nothing. He can elect to not vote, in which case the tie would go to are you following this, guillermo . Donald trump would then get off. Guillermo a little bit. Jimmy thank you. Weve been doing our part to shore up support for one republican in particular. Mitt romney of utah, who has indicated that he will likely vote for witness testimony. And to help push him over the top, ive been bribing the bejesus out of him this week. Ive been promising two of his favorites. Twinkies and milk. I offered him a whole dairy cow to mitt or get off the pot. Tonight were going to sweeten that pot. Senator romney, if come tomorrow you vote in favor of witnesses, you will receive not just the milk, not just the twinkies, a vip package at the resort in Beautiful Lake charles, louisiana. Spend the night the dancing awkwardly in place to the mormon madonna herself, marie osmond. Party till lights out at 9 00 p. M. Only at the lauberge casino resort, retail value, 189. 99. So thats, there you have it. The ball is in your court, mitt. Time to dock her up. Dock her up eventually, we are going to hear from john bolton when his book comes out in march. And he goes on tv to promote it. The books called the room where it happened this hamilton reference. Hes also written a book for kids. Would you like to see it . We spent all day making it. Its called a bushy boltons bombshell. Ill read it to you. Bushy bolton wrote a book, proving Donald Trumps a crook. The prez told bushy that he made a quid pro quo for foreign aid. Now bushy wants to take the stand, exposing president tiny hands. No testimony that is that, as Mitch Mcconnell stroked his cat. Rudy g was so upset, he strangled mitchs little pet. Djtj was so scared he shot a baby polar bear. Melania got on a horse and rode to get a quick divorce. If bushy bolton testifies about the donalds many lies, say goodbye to the defense and welcome president mike pence. Thats what will happen, you know. [ applause ] sunday, im sure you know sunday the chiefs play the niners in super bowl liv, kansas city versus san francisco. This is the super bowl that could finally answer the question, will j. Lo get an interception. Kansas city is favored by a point and a half. But really, we dont know. Only the dogs know whos going to win this game for sure. Ill explain. For the past four years in a row, weve checked in with a pair of prognosticating pugs. Who picked a winner correctly four times. We reached out to their owners, leon and pat. And here they are again, live from eugene. Say hello to ella and petunia. Hi, ella and petunia. [ applause ] petunia . Hey, guys, yeah. Its that time of year. And were wondering who you like in the big game. Who do you pick, the niners or the chiefs for this thing . What do you think . Petunia, bark once if you say oh, my goodness, all right, well, i guess i picked a bad time to check in. You know what . Well check in next week for their oscar picks. Football fans are a passionate bunch. From time to time, we enjoy putting that passion on display, and it is time once again for an allnew, allnfl edition of mean tweets. Hi, im tom brady, and im a crybaby, and i have a butthole in my chin. I imagine Patrick Mahomes barber is a super hero who has to run out and save the world every time he gets halfway through mahomes haircut. This dude, travis kelce, looks like the notre dame leprechaun. Cory, hold my [ bleep ], now you hold mine. His nose is so big it looks like hes been lying every day for his whole life. Thats a good one. Pray for devon. Aint nothing wrong with him. He just [ bleep ] sucks. More like panasonic michelle so far. Ty girly is a [ bleep ] snowflake loser bitch. [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] you tom brady, you fat bitch. I hope you cry. I do cry, too. Why is he running look like forest gump running when he had the braces on his legs . Thats [ bleep ]ed up. Clay matthews is a guy who farts into a bottle of sunny d, puts it in the fridge and consumes it the next morning. Joey goff throws the football like hes got a [ bleep ] in his pants. He looks like every old timey tablecloths in america got together and had an orgy and made that outfit. Your brain fell out with your hair kicking [ bleep ]. Why dont you bite my angry rebel [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] you, tom brady. I hope your dog eats chocolate and gets really sick and throws up on your sock. Thats [ bleep ]ed up. Jimmy you know, when youre attacking [cheers and applause] the pets youve gone too far. Its thursday night, and that means its time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not, it is this week in unnecessary censorship. Oprah winfrey is facing criticism and calls for her to reconsider the choice of the controversial new novel american [ bleep ] for her book club. Are you still the president s personal attorney . Yes, i am. When was the last time you [ bleep ]ed him . Two days ago. Is there anything of significance to giuliani . He [ bleep ]ed me for 20 minute. Hes a big [ bleep ] . I always tell young people my motto is study hard, [ bleep ] harder. There aint nothing like grabbing a dude and you [ bleep ]ing a dude. And i swear, this is the godhonest truth. It might be a better feeling than scoring touchdowns. Later on, dale sureno has some tips for you. Big [ bleep ] on that one. You know what . Im good. Peters going to [ bleep ] you in cleveland, ohio. Okay. Thats why i always say you have to [ bleep ] yourself, because nobody else is going to do it. I made something for you. Oh, how to [ bleep ] baby [ bleep ]. Thank you. Jimmy youre welcome. We have a good show tonight. Music from caroline polachek. Curtis 50 cent jackson is here. And well be right back with Renee Zellweger. [cheers and applause] dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by allstate. Its the next one. You always drive this slow . How did you make someone i love . That must be why youre always so late. I do not speed. And thats saving me cash with drivewise. My son, he did say that you were the safe option. And thats the nicest thing you ever said to me. So get allstate. Stop bossing. Where good drivers save 40 for avoiding mayhem, like me. This is my sons favorite color, you should try it. [mayhem] you always drive like an old lady . [tina] youre an old lady. 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Schools are having acrto cut sports. Y, im tony the tiger and im on a mission to fix that. Bring back the tigers. Your mighty, mighty tigers. [cheering sounds] buy a box and help all kids be tigers. Music playing welcome to my world wont you come on in ill be waiting here waiting just for you welcome to my world othroughout the country for the past twelve years, mr. Michael bloomberg is here. Vo leadership in action. Mayor bloomberg and president obama worked together in the fight for gun safety laws, to improve education, and to develop innovative ways to help teens gain the skills needed to find good jobs. Obama at a time when washington is divided in old ideological battles he shows us what can be achieved when we bring people together to seek pragmatic solutions. Bloomberg im Mike Bloomberg and i approve this message. Jimmy hi, everybody. Welcome back to the show tonight. Tonight, from power, on starz, and he has a new show called for life coming to abc february 11th. Curtis 50 cent jackson is here. He got a star on the hollywood walk of fame today. Did you go out there to see him get a star on the hollywood walk of fame today . Guillermo i went and had a drink. Jimmy what did you have . Guillermo we had an apple martini. Jimmy for real . He loves them, yeah. Jimmy little ladies lunch, huh . Then, her album is called pang. She has written many songs you know and love, including for beyonce. Caroline polacheck from the mercedesbenz stage. [cheers and applause] next week, we have new shows with will arnett, senator al franken, nick kroll, billy crystal, paul reubens, tika sumpter, the tenderloins, [cheers and applause] plus music from hot country knights, big thief, and russ. So please join us for all of that. [cheers and applause] our first guest is a beloved oscar and golden globewinning actress who will elbow you in the throat if you tell her she completes you. She is nominated for her performance as judy garland in the movie judy. Its in theaters now. Please welcome Renee Zellweger. [cheers and applause] how are you . Jimmy its great to see you. You look fantastic. Thanks. Jimmy i like that dress. [cheers and applause] how are you . Im great, thanks. Jimmy you really look great, i like that. Its very sparkly, and really, you could wear that to the oscars, or is it not fancy enough for the oscars . Well, you know what . I hadnt thought about it, but it might be too late now. Jimmy are you already thinking about what youre, do you know what youre going to wear to the oscars . I dont, actually, hmmm. Jimmy somebody else will figure that out, though, right . Id like to be part of the conversation. Jimmy you won the sag award, the golden globe. I know youre going to the baftas in london. Mmhm. Jimmy is it true youre driving yourself to the airport . Mmhm. Doesnt everybody . Jimmy and youll park yourself and then go in . Thats usually how it works. [ laughter ] jimmy at l. A. X. , i know to most people in normal places that sounds like no big deal, but thats a real commitment. Yeah, no, it really is. Its a sojourn. You may never come back. Youre asking like a Million People to go into one circle and be polite to each other. Jimmy theyve closed off almost all the parking. So you drive in a circle, curse and go away. You know what . Its nice to see you, i got at that go. Jimmy you won in 2004. I cant remember. Jimmy for cold mountain. It was 2004 . [cheers and applause] jimmy i think so. Thank you. Jimmy do you have like something that stands out in your memory above all others besides winning the oscar itself . Its such a weird moment, you know . That you just remember that your plan to not do that spiral that you see people do on tv when you roll your eyes, it just goes out the window. Youre not going to be the geek person who freezes up and cant hear anything and gets emotional and then somebody says your name and you hear this, like, dooo. And then, you know, you do the geek spiral. Do you. You do the geek spiral and hope you dont stumble on the way up. And i couldnt hear anything and i didnt remember anything. And i remember somebody was talking, and i guess it was me. And i was looking out at the audience, you know, my coworkers for so many years and friends and people ive admired forever and ever. Fan, yes, geek fan in that room, big time. And i remember thinking, my gosh, its like sergeant peppers album cover. All these people were frozen, staring and i remember sean penn was at 12 00. He was just smiling. I was talking, going thats sean penn. I dont remember what i said. Jimmy you got spakolid in the middle of your speech. Thank you for pointing that out. Jimmy i assume youve seen this. But you were on the cover of vanity fair this month with jennifer lopez. As part of the worlds least scary biker gang. [ laughter ] you are really on his back or is this photo shopped . Im tellin you, thats the way to meet somebody. Jimmy how long did it take to do this . It wasnt that long. Jimmy not too long . It was long for my left thigh, because i was balancing on my tippytoe. Jimmy did you say id like to be one of the people driving the motorcycle . I didnt really care. Because eddie murphy was going to be there and j. Lo. Im like, whatever. Jimmy was he fun . He was so nice. Fun. Just playing some music and singin. Hes got a lovely voice. He was fine. I was just trying to not put all my weight on him, because you know, ladies, you know what im talkin about. Im trying to be, you know. Jimmy hes a sturdy man. Im sure he could have handled the task. But we just met. So i figured, you know. Jimmy do you recognize this home that is currently for sale . [ laughter ] we built that house. Jimmy this is, this home wont last. Once home to famed actress Renee Zellweger. This was your childhood home . It was one of them. That was my dads dream. My dad is a swiss engineer. So he was always building things with his Soldering Iron on the dining room table. Jimmy he built it with that . One day, one day, he bought that land from one of his coworkers, and we planted some little baby pine trees. Jimmy that are big now. I dont think they made the cut in the photo. But we put the septic system in. We were out in the yard with the ditch witch. Jimmy is that right . Oh, yeah. Dad wants to do it right. If you want it done right you do it yourself. Jimmy is that how he . So we did it. We built a septic system together. Hey. Oh, the things can you do. Jimmy does your dad, does your family have a little party and watch the, like the oscars and these shows when youre nominated for them . Yeah, actually. Jimmy they do . Yeah. Jimmy and do you call them right afterwards . In 2000 and jimmy well, you won the sag award and the golden globe. Do you call them up . Well, yeah. I dont bring my phone in with me, but after i do, yeah. Jimmy you check in with them in and everybody screams and all that kind of stuff . Its very sweet. Jimmy you know maybe one of them could drop you off at the airport. Jimmy the movie is judy. Well be right back. With chicken or shrimp fajitas now on chilis 3 for 10. ita is a little bit. sizzling oh, so delicious. And a whole lotta. crunching thats a fajita, starter and drink for just 10 bucks. So lets go out to ita aveeno® with prebiotic striple oat complex balances skins microbiome. So skin looks like this and you feel like this. Aveeno® skin relief. Get skin healthy™ sorry, sliced bread. Save 5 or more over other National Chains on delivered pizza. doorbell rings. pizza, pizza. On delivered pizza. doorbell rings. introducing wendys 2 for 5. Yeah the only 2 for 5 with wendys fresh, never frozen beef and the spicy chicken you crave. Choose from the daves single, spicy chicken sandwich, 10 piece crispy, or spicy nuggets. Pick any two for 5 bucks only at wendys. 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Well, i didnt know much about this chapter of her life either. This is towards the end of her life. She did a series of concerts over in london. And yes, she was facing financial hardships. She didnt really have a place to live and was not getting work because she was considered unemployable. So she went over and did these concerts and the movie touches on that part of her life when she was trying to get her next new chapter going, you know. Jimmy separated from her children, which is very tough. Yeah. Jimmy i have to compliment you on your singing in the movie, not just because its very good, but on top of it, you really, a lot of times in these movies, theyll record the vocal track in a studio, and you go lip synch it, but you really did the singing there each time in front of everyone on camera. [cheers and applause] jimmy thats so much better i think. Did you want to do it like that . No. No, definitely not. But rupert, the director, he thought that would be better, too. But i didnt think he was serious. I thought i would be able to talk him out of it on the day. Jimmy you did. Yeah. Jimmy and you were unable to talk him out of it. Yeah, i couldnt talk him out of it. Jimmy did that frighten you, singing live in front of the crew. Yeah. Jimmy to an extreme extent. Yeah, thats what a tight schedule is good for. Theres no time to sit around and try to, you know, i dont know. Jimmy think about it too much. Yeah. You just got to go do it. I was lucky. Everybody in the audience, all actors. By the time were doing these performances weve all been talking and telling stories, so all of a sudden it was friends. Just like friends. Jimmy it was like karaoke, except you were the only one doing it. [ laughter ] jimmy you also recorded the sound track at abbey road. Yes. Jimmy are you a big beatles fan . Very much, how about you. Jimmy very much. Even more so now that my kids are young, they love beat bugs. On netflix, have you seen this . This is bugs singing beatles songs. Its pretty good. I dont know how i got off on that. But this is, theres you crossing the famous pose. You couldnt round up Three Friends . [ laughter ] it was early, really, really early. Jimmy what time was it when you did this . It was probably 7 00. Jimmy are people considerate . Everybodys taking pictures there all day, right . Actually, yeah. People take turns. It was really sweet, but there wasnt anybody line up at that hour. Jimmy who took the picture for you . David livingstone. Jimmy its like going up to the hollywood sign. We dont do it here. Hes english. I know you have to go to london. Will you be watching the super bowl . Or is there too much . Oh, ill find a way. Jimmy you will watch it in london or come back . I will find a way. I got to see j. Lo do her thing, come on. Jimmy are you rooting for either of the teams . Im rooting for j. Lo. Jimmy shes going to win either way. I know. Jimmy congratulations on all the accolades. Judy is in theaters now. Well be right back. [cheers and applause] i walk alone ill pretend to know the way we only come out at night we only come out at night woah is this the future . This is the present, future bill. Heres your order bills. No way yes way. Okay. Land youll see its actuallyn made of countless imperfections. Those randomly and impulsively placed sesame seeds. That one slice of melty cheese at the bottom and another draped haphazardly over the 100 fresh beef patty cooked right when you order. True, the hottest, juiciest quarter pounder yet is not perfect. But when you put it all together, ha ha its perfect made perfecter. Ba da ba ba ba sweetheart, do my forearms look bigger . They look the same. Ive been spinning faster recently. I think theyre getting bigger. Feel them. Yeah, they kinda feel bigger. Yeah, cool. Sorry. Its okay. Switch to progressive and you could save hundreds. You know. Like the sign says. Find something incredible, from somewhere amazing. 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Yeah, this is like, one of my lawyers had the guy who actually did the art, puts it in the ground, do it. Jimmy i see you got curtis, 50 cent jackson, the whole thing on there. Acting you got curtis. It makes no sense at all. But you want your name on there. I dont want them to come wanting to see 50 cent and then seeing the character. Jimmy you were on our show, the secondever show, 17 years ago this week. Now you have a star on the hollywood walk of fame. How much credit should go to me for this . Any . Like on a scale of [cheers and applause] i just noticed for the first time. I just noticed that you have stars right there on the floor. Jimmy thats how i know where to stand. Why cant you just put my name on that . Jimmy i will 100 get a sharpie and put your name on it. And every night, ill look down and think of you as we speak. There it is, its blank now, but it wont be blank for long. Yeah. Well put your name on every star in the area. Your star is down the block . Yeah, i wanted mine next to trumps. It gets vandalized a lot. I just wanted it in the shot. Jimmy you figured youd get more News Coverage that way . Havent you been in enough shots . He knows. I thought we were friends. Jimmy thats why we can speak like this together. Speaking of friends, two of your good friends, dr. Dre was there today, eminem was there today. You get to pick two people to speak at your thing. Right. Jimmy did you call them and ask them to come . M, yeah. And then dre found out and was like, why didnt he ask me to come . And i was like, i was going to call you. Im calling you now. Im hoping hes available. And everybody just, you know, cleared their schedules. Jimmy i have a photograph of you guys together. And there, thats an imposing [cheers and applause] mt. Rushmore hiphop right there. And you guys coordinated the sneakers. Was that a coincidence or did you coordinate that . That was a coincidence. Jimmy do you ever wear dirty sneakers . Hell, no. Jimmy eminem spoke. We have a clip about eminems speech about 50 today. Im here today because this is not only like a Business Partner to me. Its one of the best friends ive ever known in the world. And i would say that its much more fun to be his friend than it is to be his enemy. Cause this guy is [ bleep ]in relentless. Jimmy im going to guess that has not been said before. [cheers and applause] [ laughter ] is that true . Have you ever had any kind of an issue with eminem . No. Jimmy never, never. Because hes done everything for me. Provided opportunity. And dre is to him like what he is to me. So having us together is the coolest thing. Jimmy it is cool. Like you. Like for the number one spot, the show being in the number one spot. Jimmy thats not really a beef. Its a competition that i consistently lose. I believed you, like the first time you told me that. But i dont believe you no more. Jimmy did you bring that up last time . No, now i figured out, we got the same agent. Jimmy oh, yeah, right, right. So like 20 years you been telling me this, bro. Jimmy ill fill you in about a lot of stuff about me if you like. Im behind the scenes, watching, i meet these people, yeah, ye. Steven. Jimmy i like that youve been doing research on my relationship with stephen colbert, and yeah, we do have the same agent. Thats true. How does that work . For 20 years . Who is this guy . I need to talk to him. Jimmy youre not going to kill him, are you . No. You got two of the hottest people in late night, and you want to be in the middle of that . So hes probably trying to jimmy he a just wants commissions. Thats all hes interested in. Oh, thats how it works. Jimmy yeah, ill introduce you to him. His names baby doll. Youll like him. Hes going to wake up out of his hes probably watching. Hes probably watching colbert. Hell wake up, oh, baby, i saw you on tv today. Lets talk about you, i have very little time with you. Will you go to the super bowl first of all . Yeah, ill go out there. Jimmy do you have a Favorite Team of these two . No. Jimmy you do not . I think, im going to go with, i dont even know which way i would go. If i was bettin. Jimmy yeah, are you going to bet . No, i would only bet friends. Not betting the sports book. Because that would make it close, and its not even that close. Jimmy i see. Whats most amount of money youve ever lost at a sports book . About 80,000. Jimmy what was that bet . Manny pacquiao and bradley fight. Jimmy it was a split decision or something, right . You lost. Yeah, they said bradley won the fight. I forgot, like bradley was with barbero. Jimmy boxing is always a little its a criminal enterprise. [ laughter ] jimmy i want to mention a couple things. Theres a Season Finale of power. Its become this big culture, im surprised youre ending the show. Well, its only ending to start again. Jimmy i see. Because power, book two, the second book starts 48 hours after the finale. Jimmy did you have to call the people at apple and say we have a show called power book two. Are you allowed to call it that . Most of the shows are made from books. Call it book two, book three. Jimmy this other show that is going to be on abc for life. This is a very interesting story, how did you get involved with this . Actually, it connects to my relationship with floyd. I was a licensed promoter in the state of nevada. At the time, a friend of mine wanted me to come to a fight club. And it was like, it wasnt legal. Jimmy so theres a real fight club. Put the gloves on and fight. It turned to 300 people hanging out, coming to see. They wanted me to come, and im like, im not going, its still illegal. I still got my license. I dont want to jimmy you dont want to mess with that. They had to hire an attorney to legitimatize the show. And it was isaac wright jr. Who the story is loosely based on. Jimmy he became an attorney while he was incarcerated. He was sentenced to 70 years plus life, the first person convicted under the statute in new jersey. And he worked himself out of the penitentiary. Jimmy he lawyered himself out of prison and other inmates as well. Other inmates cases that helped him get his case in court and got himself out. Jimmy thats very interesting. So you were so taken by this, you said i want to make this series. Its not like one in a million, its only one. Why are you explaining the story to me . I was like, i got my phone, im like googling it. Jimmy to make sure he was not yeah, making sure was cool, because he was telling me crazy [ bleep ]. When it turned out to be true, i thought, this is good. I started calling my people. Im putting this on tv. Jimmy you actually made the transaction in person . Yeah. Jimmy how much money do you have on you right now . I didnt bring any money. Jimmy is it in the dressing room . Guillermo, go root around before he gets guillermo ill go right now. Yeah, that guy. Jimmy you really will have no money. He will be drunk on your show. Jimmy yep, drunk security. He goes and has an apple martini in the middle of everything. Jimmy its great to see you. Congratulations, its a big deal. Power, the Season Finale. And the new show, for life. Tuesday, february 11th here on abc. And well return with music from caroline polachek. [cheers and applause] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by the 2020 gle, mercedes benz, the best or nothing. Try to win by attacking, now, we know the trump strategy distorting, dividing. Mr. President it. Wont. Work. Newspapers report bloomberg is the democrat trump fears most. As president , universal healthcare that lets people keep their coverage if they like it. A record on job creation. A doable plan to combat climate change. I led a complex, diverse city through 911 and i have common sense plans to move america away from chaos to progress im Mike Bloomberg and i approve this message. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy id like to thank Renee Zellweger and curtis 50 cent jackson, apologies to matt damon. We ran out of time for him. Nightline is next but first, this is her album pang. Here with the song so hot youre hurting my feelings, caroline polachek. [cheers and applause] ahh, ah, ah, ah ah ah ahh, ah, ah, ah ah ah ahh, ah, ah, ah ah ah ahh, ah, ah, ah ah ah not like im counting the days ahh, ah, ah, ah but its been twenty five youre out there killing the game but damn i miss you tonight mmm mm and im out at a party theyre playing our song i cry on the dancefloor its so embarrassing dont send me photos youre making it worse cause youre so hot its hurting my feelings i get a little lonely get a little more close to me youre the only one who knows me babe so hot youre hurting my feelings cant deal with all the xrated dreaming ahh, ah, ah, ah back on the coast to coast life you know i live for the hustle but damn i miss you tonight mmm mm and im out at a party theyre playing our song i cry on the dancefloor its so embarrassing dont send me photos youre making it worse cause youre so hot its hurting my feelings i get a little lonely get a little more close to me youre the only one who knows me babe so hot youre hurting my feelings and im out at a party theyre playing our song i cry on the dancefloor its so embarrassing dont send me photos youre making it worse cause youre so hot its hurting my feelings i get a little lonely get a little more close to me youre the only one who knows me babe so hot youre hurting my feelings cant deal so hot youre hurting my feelings cant deal so hot youre hurting my feelings cant deal so hot youre hurting my feelings cant deal [cheers and applause] this is nightline. 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