Fdadisapproved drugs. And telling everyone else to try it, too. Why the president would take drugs that his own health agencies, the nih and the fda do not recommend as a preventative treatment for the coronavirus, is a mystery to all of us. But when donald trump digs in, he is dug, no matter what the consequence can you explain, sir, what is the evidence that it has a preventive effect. Here we go, you ready . Heres my evidence. I get a lot of positive calls about it. Jimmy he gets a lot of positive calls. He hears a lot of good stories and gets a lot of positive calls. About it. Our president is a hydroxy moron. I know its hard to process, but are we surprised that the guy who thought windmills cause cancer thinks a lupus drug kills coronavirus . I looked up the side effects of this miracle drug trump is taking, they include severe mood or mental changes check. Feeling that others can hear your thoughts. Check. Feeling, seeing or hearing things that are not there. Check. Large, hivelike swelling on the face, lips, tongue, throat, hands, legs, feet, and sex organs. Lets say check. And diarrhea. If i was a reporter in the White House Press pool, every question i ask from now on would be about diarrhea. Mr president , have you been experiencing any diarrhea . Mr president , i have a question about the economy. Is that giving you diarrhea . You know when you go to the gas station and theres that rack of pills that claim they make your penis bigger, and you think who actually buys those . Well, the answer is our president. I get a lot of tremendously positive news on the hydroxy, and i say, hey, you know the expression ive used, john . What do you have to lose . Okay, what do you have to lose. I have been taking it for about a week and a half. Have you had any symptoms, sir . Zero symptoms, i test every couple of days they want to test me. Jimmy i think its an improvement. The truth is, i dont think trump has any idea what drugs hes taking. Hes like a dog. Mike pompeo just puts a bunch of pills in Peanut Butter and feeds it to him. Why would he do this . Why would he do this, to prevent coronavirus, and not wear a mask . I thought about it for a long time last night. And ive come to what i think is the only reasonable conclusion. Hes trying to kill himself. Remember how we all said he didnt really want to be president . He wished he was at home, at mar a lago playing golf and finding ways to humiliate his friends . That hes miserable in the white house . Well guess what . I think we were right. And i think hes had enough. I think hes worried he might get reelected, despite the fact that hes done Everything Possible to make sure no one would ever want to vote for him again he colluded with russia. He extorted ukraine. He declared his love for kim jongun. He made fun of john mccain. He threw paper towels at puerto ricans. He paid off a porn star. In the middle of a pandemic, he wants to reopen the mall. He stared directly into an eclipse and none of it worked. Hes still popular and still trapped in that white house. And theres only one way out. A big glass of bleach with a hydro and z pack chaser i dont think people understand. This is a cry for help. Everyone is paying attention, but no one is paying attention. His twitter feed alone is basically the worlds longest suicide note. He hates his life. And, of course he does imagine having to live every day knowing that at any minute, don jr or eric could walk in and say hi, dad. Its a nightmare im amazed hes made it this long. Donald trump could be the first president who ever tried to assassinate himself. And somebody needs to watch him. He really outdid himself this time. Even other idiots are going, dont be an idiot. Trump lashed out last night, at fox news. After neil cavuto of fox news had the temerity to warn his viewers that this miracle drug is not recommended. Trump saw it and wrote, foxnews is no longer the same. We miss the great roger ailes. You have more antitrump people, by far, than ever before. Looking for a new outlet the great roger ailes, a man who was accused of sexually harassing at least 20 employees before being forced out and dropping dead. Hes looking for a new outlet. Hey, if youre looking for a new outlet, might i suggest this one . Rub your tongue up against that. Im going to sum up the current state of america for you. Yesterday, neil cavuto, informed his viewers that an experimental drug the president is taking could kill them. And the president responded. By retweeting a guy calling neil cavuto an ass [ bleep ]. And the guy he retweeted, his profile picture is al bundy, and his bio says my stash of lesbian porn proves im not homophobic. The president read his post, smiled, nodded and retweeted it. Meanwhile, nancy pelosi last night, she hit trump right in the old bread basket as far as the president is concerned, um, the, the uh, hes our president , and i would rather he not be taking something that has not been approved, uh, by the scientists, especially in his age group and in his, shall we say, weight group, where hes morbidly obese, they say. Jimmy yes, whats the technical term, anderson . I believe they call it, fattyfatty boomboom . Yes . Its coming at him from all sides now. And so what is his plan . No, not more testing. His plan, which is always his backup plan, is to attack barack obama so many things are happening, but i think president obama was an incompetent president. He did a terrible job. And by the way, there was Great Division in our country with president obama. Jimmy and now were totally united all the colors of the rainbow have finally come together thanks to me. Trump has been trying desperately to stir up obama drama. His latest invention is called obamagate. Trump has accused obama of something. Were not exactly sure what. But he described it as the greatest political crime in the history of our country. A crime that has been embraced by the president s remaining buddies at fox news. Obamagate. Obamagate. Obamagate. Obamagate. Obamagate. What did obama know, and when did he know it . And what about joe biden . Where was he when it happened . Why wont he talk about it . Was Hillary Clinton complicit . Construction, conspiracy, unmasking the deep state. Peter strzok, sasha and malea, light bulbs. Whatever this is, its big. The scandal that could end the obama presidency. Obamagate, the truth comes out, a fox news special report. Jimmy id watch that. We have a good show for you tonight. Well have a very special, very animated performance from gorillaz. And be right back with Janelle Monae. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by progressive. Hi. Uh, can you tell me how to get to i70, please . 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Jimmy hi, you look very stylish for someone whos been trapped inside for months. Well, if you knew what was going on underneath all this, its not the same genre. Jimmy where are you quarantining . Are you at home . Im in l. A. , in a residence, im surrounded by animal life. Jimmy i see. They keep me company. Jimmy what kind of animals, besides that stuffed sheep or whatever that is . Its like a little, a nice, a nice sheep, but, you know what, its fake. Its not really a sheep. I dont want anyone coming after me. Jimmy if it was a sheep, it would be a weird sheep for sure. I agree. Jimmy are you going outside . Are you taking walks and experiencing nature and all those things that we need to do . Im trying, im trying. But i feel like im in a really bad Science Fiction movie. Everybody with the masks on. Some people dont have them on. Im a little scared to go out, because you dont know whos going to zombie contaminate you. Which is horrible. Jimmy people wont move, when youre walking toward them and theyre not wearing a mask. Theyre looking at you like look at this jerk wearing a mask and youre looking at them like look at this jerk not wearing a mask. Yeah, its definitely a jump d judgment day for sure. Jimmy i know youve been instagraming and zooming, right . I have, i always deejay for the last few years but never had the time to do it. Its been really healing, listening to other folks music and, you know, just kind of healing through their music. Jimmy whats your goto, Old School Record that you play when you are deejaying, when you really want to get people going . Hmm, one of the things that i love, i think stevie wonder. Jimmy uhhuh. I think hes like the ultimate, like feelgood party starter. So i probably may play as, or maybe ill play earth wind and fire, which i love. Jimmy yeah. Yeah, ive been listening to a lot of hiphop, ive been listening to the new megan mcstallion featuring beyonce remix. Thats been fun, listening to a lot of strong, powerful women. Jimmy speaking of strong, powerful women, your executive producer on your show is julia roberts. She was on the show last season, shes not on the show this season, is that correct no, shes not on second season. Her character was never supposed to come back. Jimmy but youre working together as producer and star . Yes, yes. She passed me the baton, and im forever thankful for her. It was her performance on season one that made me want to do the show. And i got an opportunity to tell her on set how much she meant to me. Jimmy did she wash her hands before she passed you the baton . Listen, now she better have. Things were a little more safe. Jimmy yeah. But, no, she was watching one of our scenes, Stephan James is an incredible actor, and he was my scene partner doing the scene we were doing and all of a sudden we hear a loud, ah scream. Because you can hear a fruit fly snap. And one of the production people stepped in and said, i think she likes it. That was julia roberts. And we were, like, oh, my goodness. Thats the biggest compliment you can get from someone like her. Meant a lot. Jimmy yeah, absolutely. So youve chosen our charity for tonight, charity is project isaiah, this is something that you are personally involved with, yes . Yes, i am partnering with private isaiah. We fed 5,000 people in atlanta, georgia over two weekends. This organization saves, like, 500 worker jobs. They are partnering with gate gourmet, who does all the food. And what, what we do is we call it wondalunch. We get volunteers to come, and can you drive up between 12 00 and 3 00 p. M. And you can just get your meal delivered in the trunk of your car, or if you walk up, have on your mask, have on your gloves, and well serve you that way. But ive been trying to not be so angry about the Current Administration and the way things are going and information being hidden and just figure out how can i help. So theyve been a great partner. Jimmy the best thing you can do is make something positive and help other people. The website is isaiah. Org. You can go there, and not only do you have this tv show, the Charity Initiative going on, you have a movie coming out, a scary movie called antebellum. Its coming out in theaters, hopefully on august 21st, if all goes well. Have you seen the trailer . Yes. Jimmy i want you to turn out the lights in your home so you can really fully absorb it. Here it is. Lets watch it, Janelle Monae in her movie antebellum. Were here to fulfill your every need. Wherever you were before, thats over. Thats over. You are my only way out of here. I must choose. Wisely. We go. Were finding new ways to help you keep going. While helping you keep your distance. 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