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Shift. Like we Work Together at the cheesecake factory. But hey, im happy to be working at all. Everything is strange right now. We started this year thinking the election was going to be the craziest thing to happen in 2020. Now batman has the damn coronavirus the whole Entertainment Industry is upside down right now. Movies are being delayed. Theaters are mostly closed. But some people are still going to them. Tom cruise went to a Movie Theater in london, but thats different. Because he does all his own stunts. [ cough ] they wouldnt let me drive a cab in die hard with a vengeance. You think theyre letting that little bitch jump out of a plane . Hey wheres guillermo . Guillermo im right here when was the last time you went to a Movie Theater and saw a movie . Whatd you see . Guillermo i saw sonic. Oh, the hedge hog. Is that about the coked up little gopher running around or was that don jr. . Guillermo that was the hedge hog. Do you have a Favorite Movie of mine . Guillermo snakes on a plane. Wasnt it nice when the scariest thing about going on a plane was a snake jumping out of the toilet . Simpler times. A lot has changed over the past six months. Back then i was worried about figuring out what tiktok is. Now im worried about a pandemic, an election, natural disasters, white supremacy, and still trying to figure out what the hell tiktok is. Im not on tiktok, but i saw this on there. Yet another person apparently thinks their dog looks like me, and well ill let you be the judge. Say what again, say what again, i dare you, i double [ bleep ] you. One of the writers here wanted me to call that pup fiction. His name is Josh Halloway and i fired his ass. Executive decision. Okay, id like to get serious for a minute. Today, as im sure you know is the 19th anniversary of a very somber moment in american history, the morning of september 11th, 2001 when donald trump went on tv and claimed he had the new tallest building in downtown manhattan. Its also the 7th anniversary of the day when he tweeted this. I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, september 11th. You gotta hand it to him he always knows the wrong thing to say. I mean, we found out he called u. S. Soldiers losers and suckers, that he intentionally downplayed the coronavirus even though he knew how bad it was. Plus, he encouraged his supporters to vote twice, which is a felony. And said protesters are using soup cans as weapons and that was just in the past week who could still be voting for thats gone down on his watch . Well, i guess this is who. This guy was at trumps rally in michigan last night. And had this very scientific reason for not wearing a mask. Why are you guys not Wearing Masks . I have one with me. Its my prerogative. Why not wear one to stay safe. I have an un hard time understanding people when they talk. You can hear me right now. I can hear you. You cant hear people when youre wearing a mask . Are you shoving it in your ears . Its my prerogative. That may be the first time a trump supporter has quoted bobby brown. Its my prerogative come on the fact of the matter is, donald trump is dangerous for this country. In fact his campaign ads even come with disclaimers now. Its time to vote for a proven leader. Its time to usher in a new era of american pride. Its time to reelect donald j. Trump. Voting for donald trump may not be right for everyone. Common side effects include racism, homophobia, sexism, islamophobia, antisemitism, greed, rage, fear, and mullets. It may cause you to catch coronavirus at a truck rally and die. If you experience discomfort from tear gas, stop voting for donald trump immediately. And seek medical attention. Disorientation and dizziness could be a sign you just drank bleach. Other side effects include destruction of the economy, the constitution, the ecosystem, the idea of truth, the post office and basic human decency. Before voting for trump, ask your doctor if youre insane, because you probably are. This november, reelect donald j. Trump, because he alone can keep america great. Im just kidding. Hes a [ bleep ] idiot finally, something me and the Trump Campaign agree on. Weve got a great show for you tonight. Well hear music from snoh aalegra. And be right back with John David Washington. [ applause ] dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by allstate. Sure. Okay. Okay safe drivers save 40 guys guys check it out. Safe drivers save 40 safe drivers save 40 safe drivers save 40 thats safe drivers save 40 . It is, thats safe drivers save 40 . Hes right there. Its him hes here. Hes right here. Hi hi. Hey thats totally him. Its him thats totally the guy. Safe drivers do save 40 . Click or call for a quote today. 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So if youd like to support the brave First Responders out there fighting them please consider giving to the Entertainment Industry foundations fire relief fund. When things are bad do some good. Coming up on the show, her album is called ugh, those feels again, music from snoh aalegra is on the way. I also want to mention i have a docuseries premiering on epix this monday called enslaved thats about the history of the slave trade. Its really good so check that out as well. When i met my first guest tonight he wasnt even old enough to shave. Now, all these years later hes starring in his own blockbuster movie with a beard. The chris nolandirected Science Fiction adventure tenet. Youre not shooting the bullet. Youre catching it. Whoa. To do what i do, i need some idea of the threat we face. Inverted. Someones manufacturing them in the future. All i have for you is a word. Tenet. Tenet is in theaters where theaters are open, please welcome John David Washington. Whats up, bro . How you doing, unc . Im good. How many years would you say you and i have known each other . I mean, my whole life. Your whole life. At least 30. Okay. All right. And, during all that time that weve spent together, ive instilled knowledge, and, what . Experience and understanding, is that true . Untrue. Knowledge, experience and definitely some understanding, indeed, yes, definitely. So now you, your dad and i have just one thing in common. Weve all worked for spike lee. Now, when you were working for spike, did he ever say thats not the way denzel would say it . [ laughter ] oh, man you caught me off guard. No, i can honestly say no. He never said that. He never said that. Never . Never said that. He gave me Great Stories about how yall get down and how yall operate and how yall would ad lib and not listen to him, but he never said that, what you said, yeah. Okay, all right, now you really live in brooklyn. And since the pandemic has happened, youve had to come back home. So youre living in the house again, right . Well, technically, actually, not anymore, but i was, i was, yes. Oh, really . Yeah. Okay, when the pandemic was raging, you were back at home. I was in the crib, yes. And you were in your old room . Yes, uncle sam, i was. So did that feel like those Old Television shows where the kid graduated from college and then he ends up coming back home . But youre not a burden on your parents, because you actually got a job and career and stuff, so, you were just there like, but you still had to do chores, right . Because i know denzel likes some order in the house. I cant believe were doing this right now on jimmy kimmel. Whats your chore . Yeah, yes, there was a chore or two, yes. Whats your chore . My chore was to make sure im, im down for dinner in time. Thats not a chore. Thats not a chore. A chore is like, you know, sweeping the driveway, taking the garbage out, something, you know . Something legit that earns your keep. How about cooking . Cooking. I know you cook. Yes. Youre the grill master. Exactly. I know youre the grill master. Thank you. You got mad, mad grill skills, i got to say that. Thank you. Now were going to talk about this movie tenet, how much are you actually allowed to say about it . Yeah, man, warner bros. , theyre watching me right now, so i gotta be careful. Theyre always saying, theyre always watching. But what i can say, it is a globe trotting spy thriller, actionpacked, nolan genre. Its something im going to get to that globe trottin part in just a second because i have a story about that. A sly story. So how many people in your family have actually seen the movie so far . All six of us have, yeah, my mom, dad, brothers and sisters. After you did the movie, did you get critiqued, and did they ask you, what the hells going on . Critiqued is an interesting word. We definitely went back home and discussed it the entire weekend. They loved it, and there was what the hell is going on moments for sure. So emma, our producer, chriss wife, made me this banana bread, and she made, technically, she made it for my mom and siblings, she didnt make it for me. So we were eating her banana bread and discussing the film. And with every bite we seemed to gain more context in the movie as we started to reflect on it. And they got it pretty quickly. Awesome. [ bleep ] if i had known id come over, if id known banana bread was involved, id have gone. I am kind of insulted by all of that. This time last year, we were at cookie and Magic Birthday Party in st. Tropez, and she was coming to visit you, but we didnt know where you were. Nobody would tell us where the location was. So i had to make underground calls to figure out where you were and she had to figure out how you got to that place on the planet. So that whole globe trotting thing is true. Before i let you go, the one thing i really want to know is, your character is called the protagonist, is that right . He doesnt have a real name. Protagonist. So if it had to come down it and we really need to know, protagonist or equalizer . Who can kick whose ass . Okay, because, because of the rules of inversion id say protagonist. Because of the rules of inversion. Uhhuh. You know, theres a scifi element that we have that equalizer didnt have that i think gives him the edge. So you hittin us with a riddle. So now we got to go to the movie and make up our own minds about whether equalizer can kick your ass or not. Yes, uncle sam. Oh, come on, j. D. Thank you, bro. Im really disappointed that football season is starting and im not going to get to watch you ball out again this year. I got to watch real football instead of your football. Were going to miss you. Yeah. Thank you, man, and good luck with this movie, and its really been an honor to interview you. This has been fun, a dream come true. Thank you. See how easy it was . I didnt know what was happening. You were that worried about whats going to come out of my mouth . 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Here with the song whoa is snoh aalegra imma tell you this one time boy i want you to be mine can i come see you now can i lay with you outside can i touch your lips with mine cause i need you now dont wanna leave i just wanna be here be by your side yeah you make me feel and believe that were in paradise cause i dont feel the ground no i dont feel the ground but im feelin right ill tell you what its all about cause you making me feel this way and its kinda like woah woah da a a a woah da a a a woah da a a a oh you make me feel and believe baby oh woah da a a a woah da a a a cause you make me feel like woah nothing like when we lock eyes i look away from time to time but all i see is you right now just wanna lay with you all night feel body next to mine boy i need ya now dont wanna leave i just wanna be here be by your side yeah you make me feel and believe that were in paradise cause i dont feel the ground no i dont feel the ground but im feelin right ill tell you what its all about cause you making me feel this way and its kinda like woah woah da a a a woah da a a a woah da a a a oh you make me feel and believe baby oh woah da a a a woah da a a a cause you make me feel like woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah make me feel like woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah cause you make me feel like whoa woah woah da a a a woah da a a a woah da a a a woah da a a a woah da a a a cause you make me feel like woah top down, the city riding with me been through the storm and the gritty do it for the mom and pop on every block new day, sunshine on every block windows open, im yelling unity sidebyside with my community celebrate, lets have a jubilee its bigger than you and me theyve been there for us lets be there for them theyve been there for us its eeeyouuuuuuuuu fast. 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Upload your submission. Well, thats all the time we have tonight. Id like to thank John David Washington and snoh aallegria and jimmy kimmel for letting me kra crash tonight. Dont forget to vote soon and as often as the president will let you. During this smokey pandemic, grizzly peak has become one of the busiest spots around, now, complaints coming in. Noticeable improvement in the air quality, i will let you know if it will last through the waekd. The stress in the pandemic is halloween, under a pandemic. How parents are planning to tweak trick or treating plans. Abc7 news starts right now. Building a better bay area, for a safe and secure future. This is abc7 news. Everybody needs to Work Together. Stop this very, very dangerous behavior that is threatening all of our safety. Tonight, theres major fire concerns in the east bay, respects who live in berkley and the Oakland Hills are saying that people are setting off illegal fireworks and lighting bonfires it comes as explosive wildfires rage across the state, dachblt. Its a tense time, and understandably, j. R. Stone is explaining what is being done to stop wreckless behavior. Its disappointing. Ppointinga he leaves near grizzly peak. It overlooks the bay. He is upset about the garbage being left up here and wha h

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