That decide which emojis do and do not make it onto your phone, these are some for 2020. I dont know if they dont sum up 2020 i dont know what does. This is person with beard and woman with beard. That looks like emojesus. Even our emojis are letting themselves go. Ive had meetings with these people, ive filled out the forms and presented my case, still no meatball emoji. Sausage, dumplings, tacos, no meatballs. They have falafel and bundt cake, but no meatball. We need a new president , we really do. [cheers and applause] we have a fun show, jack black, tenacious d, is with us. And we will be joined by the cast of the show that dominated the emmies. Dan levy, they won all the emmies. Canadians havent swept like this since the world curling championships back in 2017. Their show, as you probably know, is called Schitts Creek, which is a problem for american broadcast television. The show up a creek whose name we cant say on morning tv. Cant say the name on tv but it involves the creek. Im not sure if were allowed to say the name. Our boss told us we cant say the name of the show. Renee doesnt want to get in trouble. It is spelled schitts. Cant say the name on tv but creek is in the title. It sounds like splits creek. Screek, screek is so good. Never seen blank creek. Can i say the name of the show . Yeah. Schitts creek. Jimmy thats the kind of courage we need right now in this country. [ applause ] so dumb. Today is National Voter registration day. This is the day to make sure youre registered and if not to get registered. Guillermo, are you registered to vote . Guillermo yes, jimmy. Jimmy will you be voting by mail or in person . Guillermo in person. Jimmy wait, we have to work that day, what will you do . Guillermo maybe go early. Jimmy the people who dont bother to register i find are usually the people who find time to vote on what the new pringles flavor should be. Its very important to register. If you dont register, you cant vote, and if you dont vote you cant get a seconder. Also theres a psychotic individual in the white house who could use some removing right now. [ applause ] its hard to believe we are only 42 days away from donald trump refusing to accept the results of an election. The other vote that could happen very soon is in the senate. The big question in washington right now is who will fill the vacancy left by ruth bader ginsburg. The president wrote, i will announce my pick, exact time tba. Theres nothing more exciting than him announcing hes going to make an announcement. Hes a real tbahole. He has the consent of his leastfavorite senator from utah, romney. So now were up mitts creek, too. As everyone knows, republicans blocked obama from appointmecho new justice. Now they said we cant wait, we have to get this done now. I fwowonder if the reason they revealed themselves as hypocrites has come to donald trump. They think hes going to lose. Mr. President , we need to make this happen before youre back at maralago, screaming at the housekeeping staff. So trump is moving very quickly on this. When it came to doing something about the virus that he knew was deadly, a virus that has now killed more than 200,000 of the americans he swore to protect, then he moved slower than eric doing the People Magazine crossword puzzle. But he isnt one to worry about a virus. He had a gig in ohio where he said covid affects virtually nobody. Its an amazing thing, which is insane. On top of that, something fishy is going on at the centers for disease control. On friday, the cdc posted some new guidelines for how covid is spread. They wrote, it is possible that covid19 may spread throughout droplets and airborne particles formed when a person who has it, coughs, sneezes, sings or breathes. They forgot yodels. But they can remain suspended in air and travel more than six feet, which is a big deal, even though we knew this, it was the first time a government website admitted it. That was on friday yesterday that paragraph about droplets was removed and replaced with this. A draft version of proposed changes was posted in error to the agencys official website. In other words, oops, we accidentally posted the truth. This is not the first time Something Like that has happened. Last month, the cdc changed their guidance from if you think youve been in contact with someone infected you should get tested to you should not be tested. Then there was a big outcry and they changed it back. Today they released new official guidance to hopefully clear things up. Hi, im donald rape, chief of viral epidemiology at the cdc, and i want to assure you that we were working around the clock to keep your family safe and to get you the information you need. First, know that this virus is highly contagious, and it is deadly. Correction. It is somewhat contagious and very dangerous. Kind of dangerous and actually not really a big deal at all. Next, the viruss primary means of transmission is through coughing or sneezing, and it can also be transmitted through aerosols, which are fine particles that hang in the air and are not anything you need to worry about, because the virus is not actually airborne after all. So good news there. In terms of prevention, social distancing is still critical, because studies show that most most scientists are nerds who dont want anyone to have any fun. Also, masks, i dont even know what this is. H hamburder, extra pickle. I guess thats it. Together we can beat this thing, stay safish, play it by ear, and never mind, its cured. And i just quit. [ bleep ] this. Jimmy you know, at least theyre stopping the spread of information. [ applause ] the cdc has also now strongly discouraged families from trick or treating this year, which is a bummer for kids, but i will say im fine with skipping halloween. Its hard to get excited for putting on a costume when weve been going to the super market dressed like beekeepers. I dont understand some of the precautions, you cant have water on your desk. We have zones a, b and c, plastic shields everywhere. We decided to have fun with our staff on the first day back. Yesterday we set up hidden cameras at the entrance of the building, we hired an actor to pose as our new health and Safety Officer and tested the patience of our unsuspecting coworkers. Whats your name and your call sign. Alec. What do you do here . Imam the stage manager. Oh, wow, what does that entail . Kind of managing the stage. Have you had diarrhea in the last six months . Thats a random question. Its possible, but i dont recollect it. These questions seem random, but theyre not. Blimey. Hello. Did you get this . Im sure i did. And i filled it all out and im good. So have you . I mean, theres more solid ones than lesssolid can you lift up your shirt real quick . A tummy temperature. And what is your name and call time . Guillermo rodriguez. Can you list your duties on the show, please . Im with jimmy, i talk to everybody. Im, i talk to everybody. Can you be more specific . What do you do here . Im the teleprompter guy. Oh, sounds like a very fun job. Uh, its stressful but fun. Any tips for breaking in . Im doing online film school right now. Dont. If theres anything else that will make you happy, do it. All right, i got to go get set up. Thanks, welcome back, get a haircut, you hippie. Can you describe your sneeze . About average. Large projectile . No. Can you take three steps back . Sure. Show me your sneeze. Mask on or off . Just pretend sneeze. Chooo. Thats it . How many times have you had diarrhea in the past six months . I havent had it in over a year. Okay. Will you take three steps back . Okay. And just show me what its like the last time you had diarrhea. What it was like . Yeah. Only group a can use the bathroom until 2 00 p. M. So very to wait until 2 00 p. M. To go to the bathroom . Yeah. Youre in zone a, right . Yes. 2 00 p. M. Uh, i doesnnt know, thats hours, right . Do you need like an empty gatorade bottle or Something Like that . No. Im sure youll be fine. Lets do another question. Got to wear these . Theyre simply to help with Contact Tracing and so forth. So if you just put it around your ankle. Is everybody wearing snees. Just some, actually. If you need to take it off, they will have a key. Will you be wearing shorts every day . Yes. Whats reason for that . I like that wear shorts. Are your legs especially hot . No, thats all i wear, shorts. Just trying to understand why a grown man is wearing shorts to work. Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream merrily work all the digits, still singing. Merrily, merrily, life is but a dream a little slower, like row, row. If you take some hand sanitizer, i want to make sure youre sanitizing it robustly. A little bit more. See, this is why i need to watch. Okay. Actually, thats a little too fast many thats a lot of hand sanitizer, so obviously, Jimmy Kimmels the host, without a host theres no show. If you could say a number of statements if you would say i will. If jimmy kimmel walks within ten feet of me, i will walk in the other direction. If i can you put your hand up . Its under oath. I will not touch anything that jimmy kimmel may touch including food, nozzles and toilets. I will not touch anything jimmy may oh, hi. You need to turn around and run away. I think thats far enough, thanks. How many doorknobs have you touched today . We need an exact number. Just the doorknob to my bedroom and my front door. Can you just demonstrate how you open the door . Just go ahead and walk me through. Yeah, i dont know. Just like that. Okay. Open the door. And walk through. Got it. Okay. Okay. Just one more. All right, i got to go. Just one more. Just an eye test real quick. Can you read line four . Lped. Great. Line eight. Despotec. Excellent, and the last line. Jimmys totally [ bleep ] with me. I knew it. Thanks, welcome back. Jimmy well, there you go. Thats [ applause ] if you knew it, why were you so mad if you knew it . Guillermo no, i didnt know it. Jimmy but you said you knew it. Guillermo well, i jimmy were going to have to get you a lie detector test. Tenacious d is with, and well be right back with the emmywinning cast of Schitts Creek, so stick around [ applause ] dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by at t 5g. Yup and thats faster . Faster, yea but is it reliable . Ah huh and secure you should consider making a big deal about it bigger . I said bigger oh, bigbigger deal bigger than what im doing . Its not complicated. A 5g Network Needs a 5g device. 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Tomorrow night, riz ahmed and tim mcgraw will be with us, and on thursday Norman Reedus and music from amine. So please join us for that. Not since the great maple syrup wars of the 1800s has our nation been so thoroughly dominated by our neighbors to the north the way we were on sunday night. When our first guests achieved an historic schitts sweep, winning all 7 primetime emmy awards for comedy. From Schitts Creek, please welcome eugene levy, dan levy, annie murphy and catherine ohara. Hello woo we won, aye . Jimmy congratulations. Not only am i personally happy for you guys, every comedy nerd was delighted that you guys won all these awards on sunday night. I really felt that backstage at the emmies, for sure. Wow, ill take that as a compliment. Jimmy it is a compliment. It was bizarre. It was surreal. I swear. It was like i said, on the night, i said its like a dream you never want to became up from. Jimmy speaking of dreams, the next morning, how late did you stay and who set up that big party you guys had that night . It was a two parter, to be honest, because we had plans to have a much larger party, because in canada, up until, oh, whats that . I was just cleaning the house. I see. Jimmy eugenes working with props now. Were trying to keep people on our side at this point, dad. Were trying not to turn people. You dont have to tell me about it. Okay. Just trying to im always two steps ahead. Absolutely. Yeah, the party, we had a big party planned. In canada, can you have a larger gathering because, you know, canadas been doing good when it came to the covid. And then obviously, in true 2020 fashion, the night before our emmy party, the government had to minimize the party size in half, which meant that we had a lastminute uninvitation ceremony, which had to happen for our lovely crew, which we were so excited to share the night with. Jimmy oh, no. So it was a strange kind of vibe going into the evening. And all because the numbers had spiked to 380 across the entire province. Jimmy who made those phone calls to the people who were invited and then uninvited . Not us. I would say, i was the first one to say not me. Jimmy there was a lot of celebration, not just in that tent you guys had set up, but all across canada. The tower and the toronto sign were lit in gold in your honor. The Prime Minister tweeted about you. And i think maybe best of all your cast mate daughter sister, sarah, this is the video thats been making the rounds today, lets take a look at that. [ screaming ] [ laughter ] jimmy that went on for like a full minute. Is sarah okay . Shes not okay, no. We have not heard from her since. So very unclear on her status at this point. But she was excited when the video was filmed. Jimmy kathryn, you gave a speech that i think mara would have approved of. Did you know you were going to be the first emmy out of the gate . Five minutes, maybe less. Le. I convinced myself i wouldnt win. And i thought, anybody who said i was going to win was just setting me up for a cruel, cruel evening and so i convinced myself. And im saying, no, no, no, and then it happened. And we went crazy. Jimmy you all won win after win after win. And we were backstage having a conversation, oh, my god, i hope annie wins, that would be terrible. Its tough enough not to win an emmy, but when everyone else on the show wins, was that making you feel extra pressure . Yes, yes. It was awful. At no point was i like, well, we won this many, now im going to win. It was more like internal monologue of just who am i going to apologize to first when i lose . Annie, annie, tell them what i asked, if youd written anything just in case. Tell them what you had. It was really embarrassing, actually. So, yeah, we were talking and she was like, what are you going to say when you, you know, whats your acceptance speech . Have you written an acceptance speech . I was like, no, no, i havent. Im not going to win. Shes like, what are you going to say if you win . And i said i dont know, probably Something Like this. Ill just go up to the podium and do that for 45 seconds. And then kathryn was i said i hope you win. And each table can do a different sound effect. It will be great. Thank goodness that didnt happen. Thats all i had. Jimmy we can work that into the show if you want to. I think one of the things that i dont know maybe was as cool as winning the emmy, maybe even cooler was wed asked a bunch of celebrities, whats your favorite show, and elton john said Schitts Creek was his favorite and he spoke about your show. Now that had to be great, right . Thats pretty good. Yeah. It was, it was, i mean, my eyes were popping when that came on. Id met him a couple of years ago. At the, at a Vanity Fair Party and discovered that he and his partner, david, were huge fans of the show, and then i ran around the party looking for daniel. I got a text from my dad saying were with elton john, come find us. And at that party, theres so many people that you couldnt possibly find anyone, and i was thinking, this is such a full circle moment, because i was named after an elton john song. Jimmy which one . Its such a big deal. Which one . When i ran into my parents at the end of the night, he was like, what did he say when you named your child after one of your songs . And he said we didnt tell him that, we forgot. Forgot. Jimmy but id like you to meet my tiny dancer. Were going to take a break. When we come back, we will see more of the celebration that went on in canada and more with the cast of Schitts Creek after this. [cheers and applause] excuse me, maam . Yes . sleepily yeah, this already does that. Oh, i didnt know that. Well now you do. Lets try this again. 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And i chose to be safe in the name of health and safety. Jimmy eugene and kathryn, youve won an emmy together in 1982 for one of the greatest shows of all time, sctv. And there you guys are with andrea martin. What, what do you remember about that night . It was almost 40 years ago. Well, i mean, for me, i do remember that the clip that they picked was a piece that i, that i wrote called perry comos still alive. And it was a promo for a perry como special, and, you know, i was, as perrys in bed with the blanket pulled up, singing a song. I was lying on the floor. With my face down, with the mic in front of my mouth. And it was a very funny piece, and i remember that the audience went crazy. They were really laughing hard when that piece went on, and it felt like, i felt like a million bucks. And then they announced the winner of the category, and it turned out to be a special from lincoln center. And i remember like an audible groan in the room. Kathryn, what do you think . Whats yours . I can see that picture that the wire in my leather dress was coming up. So it looks like ive drawn in the cleavage, but thats not what happened. Milton burl, i think he announced it, sctv, whoever the hell they are. Jimmy uncle miltie wasnt a fan . Hey, you guys, its hard not to do an impression of eugene when youre around him a lot. Ive had this experience myself. Do you guys do impersonations of eugene . Annie, lets start with you. Uh, yeah. Uh, annie, how are ya . Huh, same, same, same. Yeah, thats what i got. Kathryn . Whos next . Mine is, mine is the scariest thing is to give gene an idea. What about this . Think about it and you say what about this, this, this. Uh, uh, that would be a good ten minutes. Jimmy all right, dan, go do it. Hes your dad, you have to have something, right . Its well, now i feel like, just mimicking the eyebrows just alone at this point. But it is. Youre cheating. Uh, uhhuh, uh, theres a lot of throat clearing. I have a medical condition. Its a throat clear, and then a pace that is slower than anything or anyone youve ever experienced. And it is a kind of lovely, slowmoving, just real slow kind of cadence that only the sweetest humans on the planet would ever quite understand. And for that, you know, that is why people gave you an emmy last night. [ laughter ] jimmy yes. Its the rhythm that scares the hell out of talk show hosts. [ laughter ] jimmy so, hey, will we ever see these characters again . I know you wrapped it up. But is there any possibility of anything beyond this . I take johnny on the road starting tomorrow. Uh, you know, i guess it just depends on how much money people want to spend, but no, i think, you know, obviously, this has been, as i said i think multiple times last night, the single greatest experience of my life. And obviously, these people i love like family, and so for us, obviously, theres a kind of elegance about bowing out when people still care about you. Jimmy yes. If we come back, which i hope we do in some capacity, it has to be deserving of everyones time. So that is that on that. Jimmy i hope so too. Lets not forget the great chris elliot who is on the show as well. [ applause ] hopefully watching. Jimmy watch all six seasons of Schitts Creek on demand, on the pop now app, or on comedy central, starting friday, october 2nd at 8 oclock. Thank you all for being with us, and congratulations on the emmies. Well be back with tenacious d. [ applause ] eliminate who you are not first, and youre going to find yourself where you need to be. The race is never over. The journey has no port. The adventure never ends, because we are always on the way. Its eeeyouuuuuuuuu fast. Curious how do you spell eeeeeyouuuuuuuuu . . . Get boost mobiles shrink it plan, and watch your bill shrink to 35 per month after just 6 ontime payments. Plus get a free Samsung Galaxy a11 when you switch. My psoriasis. Cosentyx works on all of this. 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Were trapped in a pringles commercial, they must have taken us in our sleep. Stack pringles flavors make new ones. Jimmy welcome back. Our next guests make up the hardest hard rock brand in the history of the world and now are the hardest novelists, welcome jack black and kyle gass, aka tenacious d. [ applause ] men, hello . Where . Jimmy wow oh, my goodness. Incredible. How are you . Jimmy im good. Im even better now that you guys have appeared. What was that . We teleport. We dont live on earth anymore. We think its safer up on the tenacious d space station. We teleport down for special occasions like this one. Jimmy i like that. I like that a lot. What else is going on with you guys . Well, you know, its sort of like mellow. Thats how we enter these days with teleportation, with technology, with age weve become a little more mature. I know we used to be crazy rockers and come out and destroy your set. Thats just not us anymore. Jimmy i appreciate that. We have kind of a new set. Shake yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah oh, yeah ah, yeah ah yeah jimmy well, you know what . And were back ah. Jimmy youre gentler when its your own furniture, jack. Is that okay . Whats your beef . I kind of went a little hard core on the cardio on that entrance. I should have given it more. I love you, jimmy. We dont want to hold anything back. Just because its quarantine times. Jimmy yeah. So yeah, during quarantine times, me and cage have been socially distancing. All the responsible rockers have. And if you think about it, all the rockers have been pretty responsible. They rock responsibly. Jimmy have they . Well, its like even anthrax and, and mega death are quarantining. So if those guys are quarantining, the only, theres only like three bands that dont quarantine now. Kanye, smash mouth. Jimmy uhhuh. And kid rock. Other than that, everyone is on the same page. Jimmy kyle, lets give jack a rest for a second. Yeah. Thank you, jimmy. Jimmy where are you right now . Are you at your home . Im at home. This is great. I feel like were cheating. Jimmy have you missed jack . You have missed i do. But in all honesty, jack, we dont see each other that much. Jimmy is that true . No. You mean in real life . Jimmy yeah. Well, i guess, yeah. Ever since i had my babies, my, my family life has really cut into my quality time with cage, but the love is still there. Jimmy you guys were supposed to go on tour together, right . Werent you planning a tour . Oh, my god. Look. Look. Heres thing, about post apocalypto. We came up with this project four years ago. We were like this is the end of the world when trump became president. We like, we have to save the world with our rock. So we wrote masterpiece. And the whole four years are like, when it becomes election time were going to tour all the purple states, to rock the boat and literally save the world. And this pandemic totally screwed that up. So our plan has been scuttled, but im still out of breath this sucks. Im never going to destroy a couch again. The point is, were here. I always wanted to do an interview. Come on, jimmy. So instead of rocking all the purple states were just going to be here with you. Jimmy all right, thats okay. Just people should get out and vote, obviously. I wish we didnt have to tell them that, but i do want to mention your book here, because, and by the way, i get the book. And i pick it up. And i, i, i think its great. Its very creative. And then i asked our producers to do me a favor and count the number of penises, jack, that you drew in the book, would you care to guess how many penises are in the book . Whoa, definitely over, i think its definitely, i think its under 100, like 92. Im going to go overs, jimmy. Jimmy it depends on if you count all the hundreds of penises on the inside and back covers. But, if you dont, the answer is 96. Ah in fairness, there are an awful lot of vaginas. Jimmy thats true. There are. You guys are nothing if not fair. Youve done something interesting. So if you go to your website, what will people get to, they can do while they read this book . Tell us. Im glad you asked that. Jimmy thank you. Im glad you asked that, jimmy, because on the first page, when you open it up. Jimmy yeah. It says right here, i cant read without my glasses, but basically what it says is listen along, follow along with the audio. If you go to tenaciousd. Com you can read it and listen to it like a picture book, like an oldfashioned school, and you hear our audio vocal performances and all the music that goes along with it. Jimmy beautiful. But i do want to do one warning, jimmy. You did mention the penises, obviously, this is not for kids. Its illustrated. Jimmy dont worry, it doesnt look like its for kids at all. There are a lot of parts in this book that are really arousing. And if you dont want to be aroused, do not buy this book. Jimmy okay. So you guys are going to do a couple of songs when we come back, and what songs are you going to do . Can you tell us . We got a couple songs from post apocalypto. Really quick, i want to throw in one last artwork. I need a hero and you gotta be strong and you gotta be fresh i need a hero jimmy we will be back with american heroes, jack and kyle, tenacious d, when we return. [cheers and applause] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedes benz, the best or nothing. Rush to work, grab a drink, hurry home. [cell phone beeps] stop dont be on your phone. Let someone else take the wheel. Make a little eye contact. Make a plan. Its a busy world out there. Were all in it together. Go safely, california. Put it in gear and take off. , next thing you know, the phone is in your hand stop we should be holding the wheel, not holding the phone. Its a busy world out there. And were all in it together. Go safely, california. The Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedes benz. The best or nothing. Jimmy thanks to the gang from Schitts Creek. Apologies to matt damon, nightline is next, but first, with not one but two songs from their album, post apocalypto, tenacious d. [cheers and applause] save the world jimmy kimmel. Its up to you. Check it save the world save the world youve got to save the world save the world all the boys and girls from around the world youve got to save the world save the world apocalypto fight to prevail apocalypto if we fight we cannot fail got to find that holy grail apocalypto fight to survive apocalypto got to find some way to thrive dont you give us any jive thank you, jimmy kimmel and thank you, guillermo. We love you. This is nightline. Tonight, closed case . A failing marriage, a murder. I believe this is a case of a wrongful conviction. And the new jailhouse interview. Why she claims the real killer is still out there. Theres a murderer walking around. Even if we discount whats happened to me. Nightline starts right now, with byron pitts. Good evening. Thank you for joining us. Tonight, a seemingly picture perfect couple, destroyed by deception and murder. How the unspeakable acts of a mother gripped the country nearly two