And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 798, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, looking good. Welcome, everybody, welcome welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Youre here. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] its the show. Heres what people are talking about. You guys, i saw today that President Trump was asked about oprah running for president , and he said that he would defeat her. [ laughter ] then another guy said, oh, well, donald, theres only so much i can do for you. I mean [ laughter ] its oprah. [ cheers and applause ] donald, listen to me, donald. Trump invited the press to an immigration meeting at the white house and he let them stick around for about an hour. They said, this is the longest weve ever stayed here. And trump said, me too. [ laughter and applause ] go back to florida. That was fun. I want to say congratulations to alabama who overcame a a 13point deficit to win the College Football national championship. [ cheers and applause ] im just happy to say the words alabama and 13, and not be talking about roy moore. I, uh steve heyoh [ applause ] jimmy but trump actually went to the game, you see that . And a lot of people were saying it kind of looked like he forgot the words to the national anthem. Here you see what you think. I dont know. By the dawns early light what so proudly we hailed at the twilights last gleaming [ laughter ] jimmy trump denied that he forgot the words. He said that he never knew the words to begin with. [ laughter and applause ] hes like, you cant, you cant forget what you never knew. Guys, last night was a a brandnew episode of the bachelor. Yes [ cheers and applause ] there was this one part this one part here where arie was telling one contestant that he likes spending time with her, then he did this kind of, like, weird shimmy. Watch this. Its just one of those things where i like having you around, because you just make me happy. Thanks. Makes me feel special. Want a kiss . Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy it looked like two people trying to adjust their spanx. [ laughter and applause ] you want a kiss . Do you want a kiss . Yeah, i guess so. Its weird. Another one of the highlights, there was a 15 person group date to a demolition derby. [ light laughter ] but not everybody was having a a good time. If you missed it, dont worry, because here to reenact that scene with actual lines from the show are the roots own tariq and questlove. Guys . [ cheers and applause ] tariq thanks, jimmy. Tonight ill be playing the role of annaliese. [ light laughter ] shes a 32yearold event designer from san francisco. Questlove and ill be playing arie. The bachelor. [ laughter ] jimmy great, whenever youre ready. [ light laughter ] questlove whats up . [ crys ] tariq im having a hard time. Questlove you are . Look, if you dont want to do it, you dont have to. Are you not comfortable with driving . Tariq no, no, im, like, fine with driving. Its that its that im i, like, did bumper cars when i was a kid and [ light laughter ] i, like, had a traumatic experience. [ laughter ] i i was doing bumper cars, and i just remember getting trapped in the middle and everyone just kept hitting me, and i was just crying, and i hated it. [ laughter ] i kept hearing that song [ singing circus tune ] [ laughter ] and the mirrors and the lights, and everyone just kept hitting me and hitting me and i just remember being, like, so alone and so scared. [ laughter ] questlove youll do fine. [ laughter ] jimmy there you go. Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] thats tariq and questlove. Ladies and gentlemen, tariq and questlove, right there. Thats it. Thank you, right there. Thats good. More than enough. Thank you. Thats thats more thank you very much. Thank you very much. There we go. [ laughter ] thats tariq and questlove, thank you very much. Guys the news for travelers here, i read that British Airways is getting rid of reclining seats on their planes. If you think thats bad southwest Just Announced that their new seats only recline forward. [ laughter and applause ] thats just mean, right . Oh, but this is nice. I saw that Princess Charlotte went to her first day of Nursery School yesterday. [ audience aws ] it was a little intimidating to the other kids. Like, for show and tell, she brought scotland. [ laughter and applause ] this is kind of weird. Last night at the Consumer Electronics show in vegas, there was a party that featured robot strippers. [ laughter ] they said the annoying thing about robot strippers is when you give them a dollar, you have to make sure its not crinkled, and facing the right way. Steve cinnamon. Jimmy uh [ laughter ] steve cinnamon 2. 0. [ laughter ] jimmy and finally i read about a company thats working on technology that would let your pet video chat with you. [ audience aws ] its fun to get a video chat from your dog, but depressing to watch your cat decline your call. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots right there. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey thats what im talking about. You may recognize him as the keyboarder from maroon 5. Thats pj morton sitting in with the roots. [ cheers and applause ] pj great to see you, buddy. Pj mortons solo album gumbo earned him two grammy nominations this year. Congratulations, pj. Thank you, man. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy always good to see you. That sounds great. Fantastic. Guys we have very exciting news here at the show. As you may have heard, were taking the tonight show to minneapolis for a special live show after super bowl lii. Thats right. [ cheers and applause ] its our biggest show of the year. Weve got some big, big guests lined up. Im talking about the cast of this is us will be there [ cheers and applause ] im talking about dwayne the rock johnson will be there [ cheers and applause ] and a performance and interview with the star of this years super bowl halftime show, the one and only Justin Timberlake will be there [ cheers and applause ] thats how you do it. Thats how do you it. Oh we have a lot of fun stuff planned, some surprises, so stay tuned after the super bowl on february 4th right here on nbc. It is a live tonight show. I cannot wait. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy but first we have a a fun show tonight. This morning he was nominated for a bafta for his role in the new movie paddington 2. Hugh grant is here [ cheers and applause ] thats a stud. Hes stud. Steve come on. Jimmy plus she wrote and directed lady bird, which just won two golden globe awards. Greta gerwig is stopping by. Steve yes [ cheers and applause ] jimmy fantastic. And we got great music from a ap ferg right there. [ cheers and applause ] as we all know, guys, a lot of news organizations rely on polls to determine how regular americans feel about certain political issues. But the Polling Industry is always trying to remain relevant. So theyve been releasing a lot of new polls about everyday life. Ill show you what i mean in our newest installment of tonight show polls. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] tonight show polls jimmy so they just want to make polls more relevant. Steve really . Jimmy thats exactly right. Steve why are they doing that . Jimmy our first poll [ laughter ] the first poll asks, are you dieting for the month of january . 75 said yes, 25 said those 75 are liars, i just saw them eat a doughnut out of a trash can. [ cheers and applause ] theyre not dieting. This poll asked, how did you spend your time during last weeks bomb cyclone. 40 said played a game of whos tears of pain can freeze faster. [ laughter ] 25 said made an Ice Sculpture of my cat. Oh, wait, thats actually is my cat. [ laughter ] 35 said unfriended everyone i know on the west coast. [ applause ] the bomb cyclone. Steve yeah. The bomb bomb. Jimmy this next poll asked, is donald trump a stable genius . [ laughter ] donald trump said, yes, dont i look stable . Im stable, im the stablest of all the stable people and the most stable. Very stable. Very genius, thats me. Do you have a diet coke . I like diet coke. Diet coke is very genius, like me. Me genius. Me very smart. I say im a genius. Im einstein. [ laughter ] 99 said no. [ laughter and applause ] next they asked, what do you think was the greatest super bowl of all time . Xii said super bowl iii. [ laughter ] xxviii said super bowl xxvi. And lxii said super bowl xxiv. Steve wow [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah, amazing isnt it . This next poll asked, are you a a surfer dude . 95 said no, 5 says chyeah. [ laughter and applause ] theyre making it more relevant. Steve new poll. Jimmy yeah. Steve theyre asking these people questions . Jimmy yeah. Steve wow, thats great. Jimmy next they asked duck or goose . 23 said duck, 20 said duck, 17 said duck, 15 said duck, 12 said duck, 10 said duck. [ laughter ] 3 said goose ah, yeah, gotcha [ laughter and applause ] oh, you should have seen your face, dude. Oh, man, you should have seen your face, man. Oh. Steve oh, my god. [ laughter ] jimmy this last one. Steve is this the last one . Jimmy it is the last one. Steve okay. Jimmy yeah. Steve aw, im sorry. Jimmy the last poll asked, is oprah qualified to be president . 20 said, um, are you kidding . 30 said, you know who the president is now, right . [ laughter ] 50 said of course shes qualified to be president. [ cheers and applause ] that is all the time we have for tonight show polls. Well be right back with more tonight show. 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Thank you for being here. A hot crowd tonight. I love this crowd. You know, guys, i like to think that im a pretty easygoing guy. But theres one thing that gets my goat, and its bad music. No one should have to listen to bad tunes. So, as a service to you guys im about to play you some real songs from real bands that i think you should avoid. In my segment i call my do not play list. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] do not play do not play do not play these songs these songs jimmy now, before we start, i just want you to know that a all, every artist here and song im about to play is 100 real. These are actual bands and actual songs. You can download them on itunes or amazon or see if your local music store has them. They are real. Quest, they are real. Questlove i dont believe it. [ light laughter ] jimmy lets see whats on my do not play list, here we go. This first one here is from an artist from the caribbean. A caribbean artist. Questlove oh, caribbean artist. Jimmy called super pink. [ light laughter ] first of all its not really even really pink, its more like magenta. So, were already off to a bad start. But the song is called toilet paper. Heres a roll of toilet paper with the word toilet paper written on it in case [ light laughter ] steve you didnt know what it was. Jimmy you dont know what toilet paper is. Yep. Anyways, lets take a listen to toilet paper. You know what to do pat me down with toilet paper pat me down with toilet paper pat me down with toilet paper pat me down with toilet paper pat me down with toilet paper pat me down with toilet paper pat me down with toilet paper pat me down with toilet paper jimmy okay, i got ive got it, ive got it, got it. Stop, stop, stop i got it. [ cheers and applause ] was it on a loop . Steve yeah. Jimmy was that a loop or something . Steve those are the lyrics written on the toilet paper. Jimmy pat me down. Pat me down with toilet paper. Steve pat me down with toilet paper . Jimmy i think thats what he was saying. Let me down . Steve let me down . Jimmy pat me down or maybe let me down . Maybe he was trying to get lowered out of some place. Steve yeah, and he was going to make a toilet paper rope. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Pat i think it was pat me down. Pat me down with toilet paper pat me down with toilet paper pat me down with toilet paper pat down. Next is a country singer. Steve oh, you love country. Jimmy i love country music, i really do. This is a. Harold rippy. There he is just hanging out in his living room. [ laughter ] steve there ya go. Jimmy it looks like he wasnt looks like he wasnt quite ready for the photo but steve yeah. Jimmy maybe, maybe hes ready to sing for us. Steve oh, i hope so. Jimmy who knows, maybe hes got a great voice, i dont know. Lets take a listen to his song called, come over and eat pizza tonight. [ light laughter ] baby cmon over and well eat some pizza tonight baby if you come over well eat some pizza tonight jimmy so sorry, sorry, sorry. Stop, stop it. It definitely, is not me. Stop it, stop it, please. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] i dont know, he likes pizza. Steve apparently. Jimmy he likes company. I think he needs a better microphone. [ light laughter ] sounds like he was under water. Uh, oh, this next song. Steve ooh. Jimmy is by a russian singer named sergei, okay . All right, lets see if you can figure out what the song is about just by looking at the cover. Any guesses . It took me forever. [ light laughter ] tennis. Steve oh jimmy yeah, took me forever. Its about tennis. Lets take a listen to this from sergei. You leap you drop you slide from side to side you chase the ball it makes you feel all right its tennis do you play tennis you leap run forward you barely save that ball it seems sometimes you play against the wall its crazy jimmy its crazy. Stop, stop, stop. Questlove i was into it. Jimmy you like it . Questlove yeah. Jimmy you like that one . Questlove thats my jam. [ laughter ] jimmy thats your jam . Steve thats your jam . Jimmy to play against the wall . Questlove thats my jam. Jimmy its tennis you go from side to side you go from side to side its tennis yeah, thats not that bad. Steve oh, was that sergei . Oh, nice. Jimmy yeah, the new sergei one, he just dropped it, man. Oh, this next one here, i know this dude. You know this dude. Rupert holmes. Steve ah, yeah. Jimmy the album is called partners in crime. Quest do you know rupert holmes, you might . Questlove yeah, the pina colada guy. Jimmy yes, he wrote the pina colada. One of the best songs and its actually on this album. Could we play that song . Do you have if you like pina coladas getting caught in the rain if youre not into yoga if you have half a brain if you like making love at midnight jimmy all right, thats good, thats good. Thats a great steve thats a great song. Jimmy thats a great jam. God bless him, but theres another track on here called a called lunch hour. Steve oh, lunch hour. Jimmy lets see if thats good. Lunch hour lunch hour lunch hour lunch hour how do you find time to eat with some many people on the street and all of them hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry give me a sandwich to go jimmy stop, stop, stop, stop. [ cheers and applause ] you know, who cares . Steve yeah. Jimmy pina colada is a a great song. Steve yeah. Jimmy so, who cares . [ laughter ] oh, come on. Steve give me a sandwich to go. Jimmy hey, man, lightning strikes steve once. Jimmy maybe, maybe twice. Were down to our last song, it is from a hiphop artist called d. J. Keemstar. Do you know him . Questlove no. [ light laughter ] jimmy you know keemstar . This song is called dollar in the woods. [ laughter ] steve okay. Is that dollar the one the arrow is pointing to . [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, you saw where hes pointing at . Steve yeah, yeah, i think i see where the dollar is in the woods. Jimmy there . Steve no, no, no. Jimmy there . Steve no, little lower. Almost no, thats a leaf. No thats a stone. Jimmy oh, there . Steve no, yes. Yay jimmy all right, good. Yeah, dollar in the woods this is d. J. Keemstar take a a listen to this. Yo, what up, party people . Its your boy keemstar i got to tell you this story. Walked in the woods found a dollar found a found a dollar walked in the woods found a ddollar found a ddollar found a dollar in the woods found a dollar in the woods walked in the woods found a dollar found a found a dollar walked in jimmy all right, all right. Dude, i dont think you can do you know that dude . Questlove no, man, no. Jimmy thats your boy . Yeah, thats my boy. [ light laughter ] jimmy can you do a little taste of walking found a dollar in dollar in the woods . The woods found a dollar found a found a dollar walked in the woods found a ddollar found a dollar i found a dollar found found a dollar found a found a dollar jimmy everybody. Thats all the time we have for do not play. If you have an album or a song you think we could use on our next do not play list. [ cheers and applause ] we want to see it, send your suggestions to our blog at do not play at tonightshow. Com. Stick around. Well be right back with hugh grant. Pretty good. [ cheers and applause ] evacuations are underway as a meteor heads toward the metro area. Go, go, go, go, go we can fit more. But theres still more room. We gotta go. Juicer . We dont have a juicer the allnew volkswagen tiguan. It fits the everything you need, and everything you dont. You doing your taxes . Yeah. Why are you using turbotax . Hm . Well h r block more zero lets you file online for free, even if you itemize deductions. Turbotax doesnt do that. Oh man. 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Jimmy yeah, i love having you on the show, im happy because i know you were just in los angeles for the Golden Globes. So thank you for flying all the way here. Its a pleasure. Thank for you having me. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Do you like going to awards shows . Do you enjoy the Golden Globes . Well, i did quite enjoy it, but then i made the mistake the schoolboy error of looking at twitter afterwards. And i thought i had been fine and i thought i looked quite nice and all done up in my dicky boat, and twitter said i looked i was aging like mayonnaise [ laughter ] the bags under my eyes were like scrotums. [ laughter ] jimmy hey looks, i got to be honest, i was drunk when i send that tweet, so i apologize, that was really no, that is was i wearing a wig. My whole hair had its own little hashtag. Jimmy no yes, yes, yes. Jimmy i thought you looked fantastic. Well, you dont use like a a groomer, right . You well, thats my thats my mistake. I dont have hair and make up people because i dont really like i dont like being touched but i dont like being touched lightly. You know when they dab makeup on you . I cant stand it. It gives me the willies. I get [ laughter ] jimmy you freak out, you freak out. Yeah, so in films when they have to put makeup on me, they have to smash it onto my face, you know . Jimmy yes, hard, yes, very, very hard. So anyways, so there i was back stage at the Golden Globes and clearly, i did look rough because this bodyguard i dont have a bodyguard but Warner Brothers was very kind to give me this man who was 20 times my size. [ laughter ] i he just took me everywhere. I was like his toddler. [ laughter ] and and backstage he got quite worried about me and suddenly it appeared this is a guy who used to be in the u. S. Air force, i think he was special services. I think he killed a few. [ laughter ] and suddenly, hes there with a a sticky roller, taking bits of fluff off me. And jimmy he had a lint he carries a lint roller with him . Well, it appeared out of nowhere from his utility belt or whatever [ laughter ] killers have. Jimmy very talented guy. Very talented killer. Yeah. I think he wanted to brush my hair too. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, well you didnt let him do that. Yeah. Jimmy i want to talk to you about this video i saw, it was a it was a video that i saw online of you with maybe a a rugby team or something you were doing a thing called a a shoey. Yes. Yes. Jimmy does anyone know what that is . A shoey . Yeah. Well, its a silly thing. I rugby teams do where they drink beer out of their shoes. [ laughter ] its a kind of right of passage and i happen to be back at my Old University and i bumped into the rugby team i used to play for them. God knows when it was, 35 years ago. And they made me drink an enormous quantity of some snake bite. Do you know snake bites . Jimmy no. Theyre half beer, half cider, its appalling. [ laughter ] and then they made me do a a shoey, yeah. Yes. Jimmy so you did a shoey well, i wanted to be down with the young people. [ laughter ] jimmy i think its really cool that you did it, but i just did you ever go back to did you go back to . You came from a dinner and well, thats the thing, yeah, i shouldnt i was in the wrong place. What happened was my old college at oxford invited me to be an honorary fellow. And i thought, well, thats rather flashing. Surely its because they think im so clever. And you know, i get a long flowing gown and really all it is, is they want my money. Jimmy money, yeah, exactly, yeah, of course. But anyway, i go to these nice dinners and you sit amongst these very intelligent people and you talk about french philosophy or, they do and i nod. [ laughter ] jimmy you try your best. But then, the loo, cause the whole place was built in 1120. The loo is outside and every time i go outside to go to the loo, i get ambushed by the undergraduates who say, oh, come on, have a quick pint. And i go, well, just one. cause i have to go back and talk about french philosophy. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. And one pint turns into 400 pints. And shoeys and i never go back jimmy and a shoey. I want to show a video that that it shows hugh grant doing a shoey. Check this thing out. [ chanting ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats thats what you do. Thats why youre come on, buddy. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy youre fun. I love that. Congratulations on getting nominated for a bafta for paddington 2. Yes. Jimmy did you know right now, its 100 on Rotten Tomatoes. Im not sure you care about any of that stuff. I care very much. As a man who was once 12 on Rotten Tomatoes [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. Thanks for saying tomatoes, by the way. You know you want to say it. Well, it would have been incomprehensible to jimmy toematoes . Yes. [ laughter ] jimmy i really wish you said, rotten toematoes, but anyways its all right, but i appreciate you doing that. But 100 on that. Its a great movie. Youre fantastic in it. Thanks. Jimmy and yeah must be cool getting nominated. It is a curiously good film. Jimmy it is. You would think, oh, thats just a kids film and a a sequel. Jimmy yes. But actually, its a genuine masterpiece in some ways. Its ridiculously good. I i have nothing negative to say about it, which is very rare for me. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] so you play you played the villain, basically, kind of, in this cause you steal something from paddingtons. Yeah, im the bad guy and its a very complicated plot to explain, but im a it was actually it was a slightly hurtful genesis for me, this film. Because i was sent a script with a letter that said, were making paddington part two and the bad guy is a washed up actor who used to be really famous, but hes completely into himself, hes a horrible narcissist and no one likes him. And we thought of you, hugh. [ laughter ] jimmy he goes, thank you. Really appreciate that. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. It rules you out. Yeah. And theyve told me since, they actually when they wrote the original draft, the character was called hugh. So its very it is very crushing. Jimmy oh, no, please. But it turned out nice. Jimmy youre so charming and very funny and we should celebrate by doing a shoey. Can we work on getting some beers . Would you do a shoey . [ cheers and applause ] yeah you cant say no. Jimmy were going to get a a couple two beers. Weve got to have two beers ready somewhere. Lets lets set up the clip first and show a clip from paddington 2. cause a shoey is not in the film. Okay, okay. Well, yeah, this old actor everything he loses to paddington. And in the end, he gets sent to prison, but hes determined to still he cant stop being theatrical, so look what happened jimmy yeah. Heres hugh grant in paddington 2. In prison. Jimmy take a look at this. Listen to the rain on the roof go pit pity pat pit pity pat pity pit kitty cat we wont get home for hours like that listen to the rain on the roof go blankblankablink blankblankablink lets have a drink and shelter from the showers rain rain go go away fill up the sky rain through the night well stay cozy and dry [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on, thats fantastic. Yeah. Promise me thats not jimmy whats that . No. Promise me thats not jimmy no, no, its fantastic. These showed up. Oh, god. Jimmy are you wearing shoes tonight . Yes, i am. Oh, lord, look at the end of these shoes. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you pour the whole thing in . Yeah, you fill fill the shoe. [ cheers ] all right, one. Jimmy one. 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I just jimmy no, your speech was perfect, it was great, you were so you and it was awesome. I mean, lady bird won best picture and also, Saoirse Ronan won best actress. Yes. Jimmy well, thats fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] that was so cool. Yes. Jimmy how long have you been lets talk about this, how long have you been working on lady bird . And what is it. Well, ive wanted to be a a writer director for a long time, but because i didnt go i didnt go to film school. So i sort of did it on set. I kind of, when i was acting or cowriting or producing, i was, like, figuring out how to get a a movie from page to the end of, you know, its being released. And so i was working on the movie, i wrote the movie, it took like two or three years to write and jimmy wow. And do you, i mean, have you ever written a film or just tried to write some before . I had cowritten two other films. I cowrote frances ha and i cowrote mistress america and i had cowritten a couple of other things, but i had never done one completely on my own. So id written a lot of weird plays in college. Jimmy yeah. But that doesnt count. Jimmy yes, of course it does, yeah. But i heard when you first wrote this screenplay it was like, 300 50 pages. Jimmy 50 pages long. 350 and but then i reduced it down to a sleek, 120. Jimmy yeah, which is good. Thats perfect. Yeah, yeah. And how did you get saoirse to to be in it . Or what, did you know each other . No, i didnt know her. I i was looking for my lady bird. And then, she read the she was given the script. She read the script. She loved it, and then we were both at the toronto film festival. And we sat in a room and she read lady birds part, and i read everybody elses part, and it was like another person had entered the room. It was like i just knew, right away. And she was so, it was so instant. And shes so fabulous in the movie. If you havent seen it, shes so good. And so is Laurie Metcalf. And everyone jimmy oh, Laurie Metcalf and beanie feldsteins great. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy and we love her, too. Laurie metcalf is unbelievable. Yeah. Jimmy i was like but everyones phenomenal. Saoirse, i mean, has an irish accent. Not in this movie. No, no. Jimmy im like, wait, well i know her . Shes just, shes phenomenal. I know. Jimmy i cant i cant even believe the amount of talent. Laurie metcalf, i mean. I just loved, i want and tracy letts. Yeah, everybody, everybody, yeah. Jimmy you said that Laurie Metcalf said shes a a real straight shooter. Yes. Shes like i mean, shes i knew her from theater mostly. I mean shes on roseanne and shes jimmy yep. Very famous for that, but shes a theater actor, shes from the steppenwolf theatre in chicago. Ive seen her in a lot of productions. And shes just the most, like, focused actor, so nononsense, like, shes yeah. Jimmy like, give me an example, like well, when we were in when we were in toronto with our film, i was doing tracy letts, me and laurie were doing this thing where were being interviewed and then they were asking fun questions. And they were like, who are your fashion icons . And tracy was like, pass. And then i said, you know, patty smith, because, you know, why not . Jimmy yeah, shes awesome. Shes the best. And tracy and laurie said, so sincerely and beautifully, she just said, just, you know, the mannequins when i walk into target. [ laughter ] and i was like, i love you. And she said, they have a great return policy, and [ laughter ] jimmy giving little props to target, thats fantastic. Yeah, and i was and she, shes just the most sincere jimmy they have a great return policy. Yeah. Jimmy thats funny, yeah. And she just is meant it, meant it. She meant it. Jimmy if you havent seen lady bird could you explain what it is . Its like a comingofage film, is it loosely based on you . Is it based on you . Well, i was sort of, actually, like, the opposite of lady bird when i was growing up. Like, lady bird is, she makes everyone call her lady bird. Jimmy yes, this girl she makes everyone call her lady bird. Thats yes. Jimmy dont ever call just call me lady bird. Call me lady bird. Jimmy even in high school. And her real name is christine, but she doesnt do that. And she, like, dyes her hair bright red. And shes kind of like, a a rebel. And i was not any of that. Like, i never made anyone call me by a different name. I looked like a young martha stewart. [ laughter ] jimmy but the part about your a the mom, was that was that real life . Well, it, it definitely the mother Daughter Relationship is something that im really interested in, because i feel like, its so rich and loving and complicated and fraught and and i wanted to show that, but like i definitely elaborate. It was not like my mother and me, but it is the heart of it is really close to my heart. Jimmy well, you knocked this one out of the park though. Thank you. Jimmy im so happy for you. I want to take a look, this is a clip here from lady bird. Written and directed by greta gerwig, check this out. Thank for you letting lady bird come to my grandmothers thanksgiving, mrs. Mcpherson. No, no more politeness, call me marion. Oh, well nice to meet you mr. Mcpherson. Please, call me mr. Larry mcpherson. [ laughter ] sit down, danny. Can i get you something to drink . Oh, no im fine. Hey, im miguel, her brother. I think lady bird wants to make an entrance, shes mad we dont have a spiral staircase. [ laughter ] shelly. What . Is my name. Oh, hi. Hi. Its funny on my way over here i went over the train tracks. Oh, you took eighth street. Right, and so lady bird always says that she lives on the wrong side of the tracks, but i always thought that was like a metaphor, but there are actual train tracks. Oh, hi, you look amazing. What the hell is in the duffel bag . 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[ cheers and applause ] ride with the mob hamduallah check in with me and do ya job ferg is the name ben baller did the chain tourneau for the watch presi plain Jane Yamborghini chain rest in piece to my superior hermes link can feed a village in liberia tmz takin pictures causin mad hysteria mama seen me on bet and start tearin up imma start killin hittas how you get that trife i attended harlem picnics where you risked ya life uncle used to skip work sellin nics at night i was only 8 years old watchin nick at nite uncle psycho was in that bathroom buggin knife to his gut hope daddy dont cut him suicidal thoughts brought to me with no advisory he was pitchin dummies sellin fiends mad ivory grandma had the arthritis in her hands bad she was poppin pills like rappers in society ill take yo girl for the irony i send michi at yo girl if ya chick keep eyein me ride with the mob hamduallah check in with me and do ya job ferg is the name ben baller did the chain tourneau for the watch presi plain jane ride with the mob hamduallah check in with me and do ya job ferg is the name ben baller did the chain tourneau for the watch presi plain jane find me mobbin wit my click or something i cant hear you mobbin wit my click or something i cant hear you mobbin wit my click or something new york mobbin wit my click or something imma explain prolly neva see me im in a sunken place no instagram or watchin tv i think i trade my breakfast lunch and dinner for some kitty please believe me i see riri imma eat it like panni i go dumb up in the broad hit the walls like graffiti indian burns on a i think i need a foursome Bella Kendall gigi it be easy if reneezy hook it all up on the leezy i go crazy in my yeezy kirk kneezy on the beat i told him that we fin to glo up in the street rappers talk subliminal but they dont talk to me were going platinum hey hey hey hey hey hey ferg is the name ben baller did the chain tourneau for the watch presi plain jane ride with the mob hamduallah check in with me and do ya job ferg is the name ben baller did the chain tourneau for the watch presi plain jane come on find me mobbin wit my click or something mobbin wit my click or something mobbin wit my click or something new york mobbin wit my click or something [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yes a ap ferg [ cheers and applause ] still striving is out now well be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] there is a place where magic will fill you with wonder and always leave you wanting even more. Beacause one day just isnt enough. Here, there is magic for days. We can now repair complex at saortic aneurysmsare, without invasive surgery. If we can do that, imagine what we can do for varicose veins. And if we can precisely treat eye cancer with minimal damage to the rest of the eye, imagine what we can do for glaucoma, even cataracts. If we can use dna to diagnose the rarest of diseases, imagine what we can do for the conditions that affect us all. Imagine what we can do for you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to hugh grant, greta gerwig. [ cheers and applause ] a ap ferg [ cheers and applause ] p. J. Morton right there [ cheers and applause ] and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. Hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight jordan peele, from the commuter, actor, patrick wilson, comedian, lewis black, featuring the 8g band with allison miller. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night how is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Former White House Press secretary, sean spicer, said yesterday that Oprah Winfrey does not have enough political experience to run for president