Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Reese Witherspoon, rhett and link chef daniel humm and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1146 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh my goodness, thats what im talking about. Hello. Welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause youre here, you made it the show to be at. Thank you for being here you guys, the one and only Reese Witherspoon is my guest tonight. [ cheers ] her new apple tv show comes out on friday. Between that and halloween, its a huge week for reeses steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy thats right, halloween is just two days away, and nasa says the Hubble Telescope spotted a pair of galaxies that look like a spooky face. Take a look at this. You see that [ laughter ] theyve already come up with a a name for the formation, rudy giuliani. [ laughter and applause well, halloween is almost here and people everywhere are getting ready hey jimmy, sorry to interrupt, but yes, ill do it jimmy youll do what the song. I mean, halloween is the biggest weekend of the year for me you do want to hear my hit song, full size bars, right . [ cheers and applause jimmy ive never heard of that song, or you, actually. Hit the track can you hold this . Every neighborhoo has got that one cool house that does halloween right they never give out raisins or licoric and they dont mess with fun size they give out full size bars they give yo full size bar feeling like went on oprah an she gave me a car get your full size bars thanks for th full size bar jimmy thank you. Get the ful size bars jimmy you stopped playing the keyboard and ill make sure no teenagers ever teepee your yard cause of full size bars jimmy oh, my goodness. Thank you by the way. Thank you. This is for you. This is for you. Jimmy thanks, yeah im off to Madison Square garden now jimmy youre doing Madison Square garden . No, i have tickets to bob seger. Ill check you later jimmy oh, enjoy. Here, take this with you no, thats yours too. Thats yours goodnight. Thank you. [ cheers and applause [ light laughter ] steve eight bars jimmy Somebody Just let that dude in here. Yeah full size bars, what is he talking about . Lets get to some news here. The big story who was that guy i didnt even get his name steve i dont know [ light laughter ] jimmy lets get to some news the big story in washington is this morning an army officer gave firsthand testimony about trumps call with ukraine. The officers name is Lieutenant Colonel alexander vindman, and hes an iraq war veteran he has a purple heart, and he has a harvard degree or as trump put it, who are you going to believe, him or me . [ laughter ] in his testimony, vindman confirmed the whistleblowers report now a lot of people think the walls are starting to close in on trump in response, trump was like, how could you do this to me, walls, after all weve been through . Come on, walls. [ laughter ] i guess i [ applause ] full size bar you get a full size ba and a na na na na came i and na na na na car na na full size bars [ cheers and applause thats a good song kind of like it. Im starting to like it. I read that trump is expected to headline a republican fundraiser at disney world in december yeah, the plan is for trump to visit the hall of president s, switch places with the robot, and let him get impeached. [ laughter ] thats right trump is going to disney world, hes even going to go to epcot and ask every country for dirt on joe biden [ light laughter ] trumps going to go from getting booed at the world series to getting booed by donald duck. Lock him up lock him up. Thats what hed say lock him up lock him up. [ clapping ] wheres that guy is he still around wheres that singer guy . Steve i think hes visiting a full size bar right now. Jimmy hes left, oh [ laughter ] an actual steve yeah, an actual full sized bar. Jimmy yeah, i smell a little whiskey on him or something. Yeah finally, i saw that walgreens is opening up 100 jenny craig outlets inside their stores. Thats pretty cruel, making people walk through an aisle full of halloween candy before going into a jenny craig [ cheers and applause we have a great show give it up for the roots right there, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, we got a fun show tonight. My favorite, Reese Witherspoon is here tonight steve come on. [ cheers and applause jimmy i love her steve shes a delight. Jimmy not only is she a great actor, but also shes become like a mogul now. Steve yeah jimmy producing all these shows on top of acting, but then she has the book club, and shes just doing it all perfectly. Shes just awesome i love her Reese Witherspoon is here tonight. Thats going to be fun then we got our buddies rhett and link are here. Look at this steve oh jimmy they have a new book [ cheers and applause lost causes of bleak creek. Rhett and link in the house, and then speaking of books, we have another cookbook. Chef daniel humm is here steve whoa [ cheers and applause jimmy look at this guy ooh, ah. Steve ooh, ah. Jimmy yeah steve ooh. Jimmy yeah steve ah ooh jimmy yeah steve ah [ audience ahs oooh [ audience oohs ] [ audience ahs ] [ light laughter ] huh . [ light laughter ] there any full size bars in there . Jimmy what where is that is that dude there steve if you can find him. Jimmy oh hey hey, you still here . How you doing . [ cheers and applause thank you very much. Hey, i didnt get i didnt catch your name. My name is biff stinkshingle. [ laughter ] jimmy thanks a lot take care, buddy thank you very much jimmy nice to see you. [ cheers and applause what was his last name steve stinkshingle i think hes german, biff. Biff jimmy biff was his first name steve yeah, biff was his first name stinkshingle jimmy that sounds theres no way thats his real name steve well, thats what he told you his name was. I dont jimmy biff stinkshingle. Steve stinkshingle, yep. I think its st jimmy you think thats a a stage name steve or, he could be german, stinkshingle you know jimmy oh oh, there he is. Biff, he hasnt left yet yeah like its a shingle, but stinky steve no, we got that. Yeah, but bieff steve biff jimmy biff byiff . Steve byiff. Uh. Bieff, bieff [ laughter ] jimmy bieff. Your name is bieff bieff steve bieff stinkshingle like my bf. Steve best friend, right bf bieff bieff stinkshingle jimmy now, can i ask you bieff yes jimmy bieff, do you only have [ laughter ] have you only released one song well, fsb, which is what i call full size bars, is [ light laughter ] steve right. Jimmy because that saves you time right, right. You know, show business is a a go, go, go steve thats right kind of place jimmy yeah, and so, you dont want to say full size bars. You say, fsb. Well, the first version of the song i just sang fsb, and nobody knew what i was talking about. [ laughter ] jimmy okay, yeah, yeah i dont know. Jimmy so then, you released full size bars, do you have a record label, or did you release it independently stinkshingle limited. Its [ laughter ] well, its my shingle. Its jimmy oh that, i understand steve oh, yeah, yeah jimmy its like your branding yeah. Jimmy that is your family name, stinkshingle it is it is. Jimmy it is, yeah. Is anyone else in your family singers . No, roofers steve oh, shingle. Thats the shingles. Yeah. Jimmy thats ironic. I dont know where the stink came from, but shingle was probably on account of the roofing. Jimmy you think your family was named after their occupation well, you know, cooper probably meant you made barrels, you know . Steve sure jimmy yeah wow. [ laughter ] steve im with you, 110 man, yeah. Your family occupation for hundreds of jimmy and what inspired the song full size bars . Well, i was out i took my kids out trick or treating we did it last week. Jimmy how many kids do you have three what are their names . Hanna, thomas, and uh thomas [ light laughter ] steve hanna, thomas, and uh thomas and athomas. Jimmy oh, uh thomas. A, apostrophe thomas. I took them out. Jimmy i never heard of that steve athomas jimmy athomas is a great name yeah, i hesitated i thought that i had when we were naming athomas, i didnt realize that i had already used the name thomas. And so i hesitated, and they just wrote it down, and i thought, you know, athomas isnt bad. [ laughter ] jimmy no, its not bad back to the song back to the song so how did you get inspired. You took the kids well, i took hanna, thomas and athomas out trick or treating this past week. Jimmy what was athomas dressed like percy the cheeky engine steve oh yeah. Jimmy he actually hates thomas the tank engine, ironically enough. So we went trick or treating jimmy why is that . Why is that . Why is that ironic steve cause he doesnt want to be useless right . No, no. Hes a very lazy child steve yeah [ light laughter ] very lazy child jimmy alright, so anyways. So hes dressed as percy he dressed as percy green boy. You know pe. Percy. Jimmy yeah oh, hes gone mad jimmy no idea what youre talking about. We came back from trick or treating, dumped all the candy out on the floor, i see a full size bar in there. I said, who gave you that . Jimmy you were angry well, i didnt know where it had come from. Id never seen such a thing. Turns out, house at the end of the block, giving out full size bars jimmy and that inspired you to write the song. Did you ever thank that person well, im not necessarily happy with them, its more of an acknowledgement that it happened [ laughter ] jimmy you created a whole career based off of what they did for you. Wouldnt you even just say thank you to those people . I mean, i just wish theyd run it by me first they are my children, they are my kin you know, maybe i gave them a full size snickers bar for lunch, so i dont want them having that for dinner too you know [ light laughter ] jimmy no, im talking about the peoples house who gave you the candy. Right, right. I mean i think its fine, just run it by me first, thats all [ laughter ] steve so youre suing them well, yes yeah, i am suing them. Jimmy youre suing that family small claims. Fun size [ laughter ] steve not full size claim. Not full size claim jimmy fun sized claim . A fun sized claim [ laughter ] jimmy oh my goodness well and i look forward to taking them for everything up to 5,000 [ light laughter ] jimmy thats great thank you very much bieff. Thank you jimmy i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause full size bar jimmy guys, well be right back with more tonight show, Reese Witherspoon. Come on back [ cheers and applause this is excitement. We are literally going to hogwarts right now. This is unexpected. Ahhhh whoaaa [ exasperated sigh ] this is incredible. We just got off hagrid, and it is by far the best ride. This is universal. [visceral laugh and scream] home of tripadvisors number one park in the world so come join us. Get our third park free and enjoy all three parks from 53 a day. Happy halloween. Thank you treat what do ya got . Yawn yeah woo pleasure doing business with you. The game can be rough on skin. Rehydrate and strengthen your skin. To bounce back. And rebound strong. Dove men care sportcare rehydrates and strengthens skin. 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The catch is that we have to figure it out by touch alone oh, my gosh jimmy i know, i know im freaking out all right, all right, all right. But reese, since youre my guest, youll go first [ laughter ] what . Jimmy yeah okay. Jimmy lets bring in our first object here. Youll have 30 seconds to identify what this is. You just put your hands in that okay. Jimmy in the thing there. And [ laughter ] yeah theres a strong smell. Theres a strong smell [ laughter ] [ screaming its smells really bad hey. [ screaming [ laughter ] im scared jimmy no, dont. Okay, i got to just do it okay [ screaming okay its like pudding or something with like gram crackers . Jimmy yeah, Something Like that Graham Cracker pudding . Jimmy i think ill give her credit for that. Smores jimmy right . Melted chocolate or melted candy. Jimmy yes, yes [ cheers and applause [ bell ringing ] right there. Youll get it, if you want snickers bars. You got an easy one. Oh, that looks nasty. Jimmy so gross yeah all right. Here we go okay. Jimmy all right. Now, its my turn. Oh, god. Oh, yeah. Okay okay jimmy oh can i look at it . Jimmy mmhmm [ laughter ] oh. Ew [ laughter ] yuck ew [ laughter ] thats disgusting. Jimmy why would say ew . Its disgusting . Yeah. Jimmy ew ew. Ew ahh. Oh, oh oh, okay jimmy stop im looking at the people in the audience theyre freaking me out. [ laughter ] ugh. Wait. Is it moving jimmy no, its not moving [ laughter ] oh, my god jimmy stop, stop, stop, stop, stop just stop it right now just stop it oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] just everyone, just stop hitting the symbols. Its just freaking me out. [ laughter ] gosh all right. Oh. Yeah, youre getting close youre getting closer. Okay, okay, okay [ screaming [ screaming you have it. You have it. [ laughter ] jimmy i have no idea what this thing is. [ laughter ] is it [ laughter ] oh, is it a gourd . Yeah. [ bell ringing ] [ cheers and applause jimmy its your acting its your acting that got me all upset. All right. [ cheers ] reese, its your turn now. All right jimmy here we go i dont want to see this okay. Jimmy yeah [ laughter ] okay. Im a little nervous [ screaming [ laughter ] is it breathing . Is it breathing . Jimmy no [ screaming ooh [ screaming oh my goodness [ screaming oh, my god shut up [ laughter ] jimmy ew but theres nothing there [ laughter ] jimmy theres nothing there, but somethings there [ laughter ] my arms are too short jimmy i hope it doesnt [ laughter and applause jimmy arms are too my arms art too [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause i cant oh, my god is that a mouth guard . Jimmy yeah, Something Like that its teeth yeah, its fake teeth. [ cheers and applause fake teeth fake teeth that was the funniest thing. [ applause ] [ laughter ] all right. Im up again here we go i have like trex arms. [ laughter ] oh, my god this is so funny [ audience ohs ] oh, my god oh, my god [ laughter ] can you take a pass . cause this is bad [ laughter ] jimmy ow oh, my god. [ screaming jimmy stop stop jimmy they always do they save these weird ones for me, and i always hate it is it moving mmmm oh mm [ laughter ] yeah, it was whoa, its moving. Its moving. [ screaming [ laughter ] jimmy is that is there a spider in there . [ laughter ] oh. [ cheers and applause [ bell ringing ] jimmy i got it yeah, you got it. [ applause ] its not real. This is so funny this game. Jimmy god, its not real if that was a real spider i would have quit the show oh, my god. Jimmy i really would [ laughter ] all right. Its time for the final round. Oh, my god. Jimmy this one, were both going to get the same item and the first person to guess it wins okay okay. Jimmy you put one arm in there. I put one arm in this one. Okay. [ audience ohs ] ew jimmy what i can see it. Jimmy you can see it its up there jimmy you just saw it . Well, something is looking at me, but i dont know what it was. [ laughter ] jimmy is it has his eyes its looking at me. [ laughter ] all right. Jimmy gosh [ screaming stop it [ laughter ] [ screaming jimmy is it moving is it moving its moving. Oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause okay. Okay, okay jimmy all right. [ screaming its moving. [ screaming its moving, its moving [ laughter ] its moving, its moving i saw something moving oh, my gosh. I saw it too its moving. Okay, we just have to do this jimmy yup. All right. Go three, two, one, go [ screaming [ laughter ] [ screaming [ laughter and applause [ screaming jimmy theres a person in there. Oh, my god. Jimmy what are you doing jimmy my thanks to Reese Witherspoon. Stick around [ cheers and applause returning to reese after the break. That was crazy. Jimmy dude that was crazy. That was crazy im sorry. Im sorry. Jimmy dude i i call that intense jimmy then it moved, and it moved. That was so scary jimmy scary. That was so scary [ cheers and applause dont get mad. Get e trade, dawg. Perfectly seasoning our ohillshire farm smoked sausage. So by simply adding the right ingredients. 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Shes doing great shes just went to india jimmy did she really yeah. And, like, last year she went to machu picchu. Jimmy wow. Shes really her best life. I love that which is really exciting when youre 72 jimmy i love it. Betty, right betty [ cheers and applause jimmy good for you hi, betty jimmy since the last time youve been here Big Little Lies 2 came out and yes jimmy you crushed it. Oh, thank you jimmy you were amazing you were fantastic [ cheers and applause thank you jimmy youre so good everybodys great. I love that cast so much. We have so much fun. Jimmy but that was great this season was great. Will there be a third season or no well, you know . I dont know jimmy not sure i dont know. I mean, i guess it matters like if the audience wants it so, i guess do you want a [ cheers and applause jimmy yes. Wed love to see id love that okay. Jimmy okay, done and now you have to do it. Okay. Jimmy now you have to do it i dont know. Jimmy but, i mean, you yeah. Jimmy you produced that as well. Yeah. Jimmy and youre doing that youre producing all this stuff now congratulations on all of this thank you jimmy cause youre doing that i have great partners jimmy is that was it is . I have Nicole Kidman as my producing partner on that one. Jimmy yeah Jennifer Aniston is my producing partner on the morning show. Jimmy i know amazing [ cheers and applause jimmy how do you how do you get into the producing part and what made you want to get into that. You know, i read a really crappy script. And it got me so mad i was like, this is the worst script ive ever read in my entire life. It was like eight years ago. And i was like i dont want to do it. And i called my agent and i said, im not doing this. This is terrible. Its like the girlfriend, she was dumb, and she had no point and she and my agent said to me, every woman in town wants this part. And i thought, if this is the kind of stuff thats in hollywood, like i have to start making my own stuff. Jimmy wow. So, i started and then it just like went from there. Jimmy good for you i mean its so great, and the partnerships are really what make it happen its really incredible, and i just finished the show with Kerry Washington and its just so great to be able to have these amazing partners jimmy yeah, you have like 20 something things in production right now the book club thing. Yeah. Jimmy i love you i follow you on instagram. I love your book club jimmy really yes [ light laughter ] its great jimmy we do one but we do one a year. [ laughter ] well jimmy you would do its not really a book club, and you get a long time to read it yeah no judgement. Jimmy yeah, all right. No judge thank you. Im really its hard jimmy im not a strong reader youre a busy guy [ laughter ] jimmy but i love that youre doing that, and you have great taste and great choices. Thank you jimmy so its really fun to watc i really i love books. I always have ever since i was a little girl. Jimmy really my grandma used to read to me when i was little on the couch, and she would do all the voices jimmy yeah of every different character and i think that just made me love reading jimmy i catch up with you on instagram and i saw this thing that youre really get into you want your son you wanted your son to help you out with tik tok. Tik tok, right. [ light laughter ] jimmy youre obsessed with tik tok. Im obsessed with like, what is tik tok . Everybodys talking about tik tok. All these teenagers on tik tok and they come over to my house and they make the tik toks jimmy oh, my god and im like, what is a a tik tok . Jimmy stop saying tik tok. [ laughter ] but the video you posted is really funny it was really fun jimmy take a look at this this video of reese with her son getting into tik tok. Will you help me make the video for tik tok . Okay, ill do that. Okay. Roly, roly, roly just like that no, no. You got this break the legs like, break the legs whats this move um oh, i saw one of the girls do this, and then got bones for halloween. What was she doing . You look pretty cool [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy i love that. Oh, wait. You know what he taught me jimmy what do you know how to hit the woah jimmy oh, yeah do you know how to do that . Jimmy yes. [ laughter ] you throw it to me. Jimmy all right. Oh. Jimmy oh [ cheers and applause i love that you did that everybody know right . Im just, youre like [ laughter ] its like youre driving a car jimmy all right. Thats the way thats how you hit the woah thats how you hit the woah see . Jimmy i might maybe well do that we made a a tik tok video earlier. We did. Jimmy but together, basically, its a challenge to see who its a challenge. Jimmy who won and who lost, and the loser has to do a dance challenge on tik tok yes jimmy if you go to our show tonight shows tik tok account youll see what we do, and its pretty fun it is fun jimmy but maybe we should do hit the woah, too as well that will be fun. Jimmy right. Ill do that ill go, yo, reese. Yeah. Jimmy hit the woah. Yeah all right, perfect [ cheers and applause my son is going to be so embarrassed. Jimmy good thats whats supposed to happen thats for you, deacon. Jimmy lets talk about the morning show on Apple Tv Apple tv plus. Apple tv. Apple [ light laughter ] apple tv jimmy you and Jennifer Aniston, which what are we jimmy i dont know i dont why im doing that im off the rails. [ mimicking french language i do that all the time [ mimicking french language [ laughter ] jimmy yeah but this is called the morning show. Yes jimmy you and Jennifer Aniston stop right there. Id watch. I mean, just stop jimmy just stop then you add wait, hold on steve carell jimmy steve carell, thats what im talking about just stop, just stop. Jimmy stop right there [ cheers and applause just stop jimmy billy crudup im like i would watch everything right there its Gugu Mbatharaw what jimmy i mean, oh, my gosh. She, by the way, put your money on that girl i mean, no kidding. Jimmy yeah shes so talented jimmy shes going to explode. Its my second project with her. Jimmy oh, it is . Yeah. Jimmy ah ha. But we go way back. Jimmy youre getting super big, great buzz on this. Do you want to explain what the show is . Oh, yeah. So its a morning news show. And its on a big network. And day one, one of the male costars is accused of Sexual Harassment and fired and so Jennifer Aniston has to go on air and carry the whole show by herself. And then youll find out by episode two that i somehow get to be on her show jimmy oh with her jimmy and that doesnt really fly with her . Well, its just chaos its craziness jimmy yeah its very cool, and its its very topical and funny. Jimmy yeah, i want to show a clip heres Reese Witherspoon in the morning show. Take a look at this. I cant wait to hear how im going to alienate americans. Ive only been contending with the misogynistic world of journalism for 15 years. Ive only been told about a thousand different ways im too liberal, too conservative, too in between you have too much chin. Youre not smiling enough. Youre too brunette. Do you want to go blonde . Where are your boobs . Put your boobs out. Wait, put your boobs away. Youre attracting men. Youre scaring women. You know, try not to be so confrontational. Men, dont want to [ bleep ] you. Dont be so angry women feel criticized. But here no, no here im going to transform into the aspirational, inoffensive dream girl here im going to become the Mother Teresa of the morning news. And im pretty sure that Mother Teresa had too many [ bleep ] wrinkles for hd. 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People that dont know you, you have almost 20 million subscribers on youtube good mythical morning. [ cheers ] yeah, you know that. If you round up a little bit, yes jimmy yes, yes Something Like that. But a lot of it involves eating things have you guys tasted the new popeyes chicken sandwich . No, no we havent we cant get our hands on it we missed it. They ran out before we got there. Jimmy because they sold out. They only released it for a week well, we thought it would be kind of fun tonight oh no jimmy if we had popeyes how do you get popeyes jimmy fly us the actual popeyes chicken sandwich. Whats going on . Why are you guys blindfolding yourself this is how we eat fast food on our show. Jimmy yeah, but you know what this is already we like a little mystery, jimmy. Just let us have the mystery [ laughter ] jimmy all right. Here you go. Theres one jimmy you want to give one over to rhett, here . All right, you want that one yeah, i know what i have but i dont know which one i have. [ laughter ] all right, buddy it moves. Jimmy it does move its like a yoda head jimmy all right. Here we go dink it and sink it jimmy dink it and sink it. Here we go what do you think . Not a sponsor no. But thats good jimmy not a sponsor. [ light laughter ] thats a good chicken sandwich jimmy that is a really good chicken sandwich thumbs up popeyes. I like that. [ cheers and applause thats really good im typically a bojangles man, but that is a good sandwich jimmy thats a good chicken sandwich popeyes, ill be in the next commercial. [ light laughter ] jimmy speaking of blurbs, i give a blurb for your book yes, thank you so much. And weve been hearing it in your voice in our heads ever since we put it on the back of the book so we were actually wondering if you could read it read it out loud for us [ light laughter ] jimmy i tore through all 324 pages of this book in one sitting and i still didnt want it to end. I would have been willing to read as much as 325 pages. [ light laughter ] possibly even 326. Though if im being totally honest, they probably could have stopped at 323. Either way, i love this creative book, jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause that was everything that i thought it would be. Yes and you know what jimmy, you didnt ask us to read a blurb for your book this is baby, your recent book jimmy thats right this is my book. And, you know, i know this is baby. I just im assuming that you might do like a reprint, you know and if you do, we would like you to just choose one of three of these jimmy you want the blurb we want to blurb it jimmy you want to blurb the back of this babys picture book [ light laughter ] yeah. I mean, were just going to pitch some things to you you dont have to use all three of them. Jimmy let me hear them give him the first one. This is baby is a must read for any parent out there. As fathers ourselves, it was incredibly helpful learning that that little thing in the crib wasnt a bald rat [ laughter ] thank you jimmy fallon for clearing things up jimmy wow, thats a good one. [ light laughter ] you dont have to choose that one jimmy you thought it was a a bald rat in a crib yeah, yeah. Thats one of three how about this one . This is baby is great for a non popup book. Jimmy right. [ light laughter ] obviously a popup book would have been, like, way better because they literally pop up jimmy wow. [ light laughter ] but hey, if youre looking for a two dimensional document printed on a flat page, this will do. Jimmy wow, that is unbelievable there you go. Jimmy i might take that one. [ applause ] and one more. One more jimmys a great friend, but the title was a tad misleading after receiving this is baby in the mail, we can confirm that it is indeed not a baby [ laughter ] jimmy no, its not well, ive been called this is a baby, its just called this is baby. Well, okay. Maybe you should have called it this is book because that would have been a lot more [ laughter ] jimmy food for thought halloween is a special time for you guys, because this is the first time you actually performed together when you were in high school, is that right . When we were 14 years old we wrote our first song that we performed publicly jimmy yeah and it was about halloween. It was at this thing called the fall festival. Because in the bible belt you cant celebrate halloween, youve got to celebrate fall jimmy oh, wow. Just in general jimmy i did not know that. So its just the fall festival jimmy the fall festival. We wrote a rap. Yeah, but were all about halloween. And this was the year that o. P. P. Had just come out, naughty by nature o. P. P. Jimmy of course. Naughty by nature, yeah. So we wrote a rap to that tune jimmy is it good i mean, we were 14. It was the first thing we ever wrote together jimmy would you like to give us a taste of what that rap was . [ cheers and applause oh. Oh yeah. Rhett and lin on the microphone rockin so hard youd think were in the Twilight Zone its kind of funk a little bit spunky you can dress like frankenstei or you can dress like a junkie the holiday is hallowee when you can walk outsid and see what you never see its a time to read books by stephen kin and also a time to hea your doorbell ring its when you give cand in the little handy all the way fro almond joy to th good n plenty be aware of the wolfman if you want to kee your right leg and your left hand because hell come an get you in the middle of the night what you think abou that rhett yeah right its just a Little Something that youve never seen and here comes the chorus halloween you down with halloween yeah you know me you down with hallowee yeah you know me you down with halloween yeah you know me you down with hallowee all the zombies jimmy rhett and link, everybody. [ cheers and applause their book the lost causes of bleak creek is available now. And for tickets to see them live in concert, check out mythical. Com well be right back with chef daniel humm, everybody [ cheers and applause while america celebrated the fall of prohibition, jim beam didnt raise a single glass. He wanted his first drink to be of his own bourbon. He didnt have much money. But he did have a few friends. People who were raised the right way. Over 120 days, they rebuilt the distillery. And while their names might not be on our bottle. Its because of them, we can raise this bourbon today. Jim beam. Raised right. Come on lets hide in the attic. No. In the basement. Why cant we just get in the running car . Are you crazy . Lets hide behind the chainsaws. Smart. Yeah. Ok. If youre in a horror movie, you make poor decisions. Its what you do. This was a good idea. Shhhh. Im being quiet. Youre breathing on me if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. Its what you do. Lets go to the cemetery whats the time . 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You know, its an amazing process to make a book because it always make you edit all the work youve done before. Jimmy yeah and it makes you really be able to step, you know, step up from it. Just really figuring out what do you want to do and kind of sorting through the things you dont want to do anymore jimmy yeah, youre always switching out and changing its a very personal book a lot of my stories. Also it took my whole life to kind of get to the place where im able to talk about even the failures and all the things all the hardship it took to get there. It has recipes, stories jimmy and look where you are now. Talk to us about the restaurant in london. Are you excited about this super exciting. You know, i worked at claridges in london 25 years ago as a prep cook and today its kind of like a full circle, kind of, you know, pinch yourself moment. Jimmy claridges is one of the best hotels in the world its good to be back there. Its pretty, pretty exciting jimmy based on everything youve done, im sure its going to be great. Now its time to dice, chop, and torch that sterling reputation of yours into a a quick dish because were about to faceoff in the ultimate minute meal. [ cheers and applause jimmy now, chef, here we go this is the only kind of cooking contest i might actually have a shot at winning. It involves racing motorized cooler scooters. Heres how it works. The chef and i will race out of the studio, pass the sample tray server where we can start to pull whatever ingredients we want to make our meal. Then well grab more food down aisle five, be sure to avoid the spill over there then well smash through a a toilet paper pyramid, grab more ingredients, race past the distracted shopper, and the ecstatic employee of the month [ cheers and applause through the stockroom and back into the studio where well have remaining time to whip up our ingredients into something satisfying and delicious [ cheers and applause chef, are you ready . Tariq, can you count us down, please tariq yes [ laughter ] jimmy wow, really enthusiastic tariq ready. Tres dos uno [ cheers and applause get your mop. Im sorry this is a perimeter you wrecked my per come on. Come on i had a perimeter here youre tracking it everywhere. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy how much time . How much time . Gosh you didnt bring any chocolate, did you . No. Oh my gosh all right, theres marshmallows there. [ laughter ] what are you doing youre not doing anything . What are you doing [ buzzer ] are you playing the game like im doing . Theyre going to take away your michelin star for this [ cheers and applause jimmy okay im so all right questlove, you can take the blindfold off. You have to try one of these snacks and decide who made the better snacks. Theres a food snack and theres a drink snack. [ laughter ] thats one. Jimmy who is the champ thats a snack drink [ laughter ] questlove okay [ light laughter ] its sweet, its salty. Questlove yeah jimmy sure [ laughter ] questlove i mean, this ooh, that just [ laughter ] jimmy come on. Questlove oh, man. Okay, so i have to decide which one is better . [ laughter ] jimmy if that stupid coke and peanuts wins, i swear to god, im just going to freak out. Questlove my uncle jimmy your uncle, what all my uncles used to drink this this is something to me. [ cheers and applause jimmy are you kidding . Questlove yes. Jimmy thats not a thing it is jimmy that is a real thing peanuts and coke is a thing . Questlove yes. Jimmy what page of the cookbook is that on . [ laughter ] peanuts and cocacola. Ah, the winner, right here [ cheers and applause [ bell dings ] my thanks to chef daniel humm check out his new book eleven madison park the next chapter in stores now. Well be right back with more tonight show, everybody. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy my thanks to Reese Witherspoon, rhett and link, chef daniel humm by the way, this is pretty good i like this. Peanuts and coke is great. And the roots right there. Blindfolded questlove. [ cheers and applause stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching, have a a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight emma thompson, from snl, actor and comedian alex moffat, from slave play, playwright jeremy o. Harris featuring the 8g band with emily moon [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause that is great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news House Democrats released a copy of an eightpage resolution they will vote on this thursday to