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Keri russell musical guest Gary Clark Jr, and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1175 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Hello, everybody [ cheers and applause thank you. Thank you very much. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it [ cheers and applause youre here. Thank you for being here we got a great show here tonight. Guys, it seems like theres so much going on right now. The house began debating impeachment today. Santacon is this weekend. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] the patriots are caught up in another cheating scandal [ audience ohhs and kfc is selling Fried Chicken scented firewood [ laughter ] theres a lot to go over so, lets just jump in and cover it at once its time for a news smash [ cheers and applause jimmy first up, today House Democrats began debating the articles of impeachment against trump. If approved, they could vote on impeachment as early as next week both parties are getting ready for a fight just, like everyone going to santacon up to [ laughter ] 30,000 drunk partyers are expected to dress up as santa for the annual pub crawl this weekend. [ light laughter ] so, if youre planning on going, dont drink in the streets or youll get busted [ laughter ] the new England Patriots are being accused of filming the sidelines of a bengals game earlier this season. Officials are still investigating, but bengals fans think something stinks kind of like kfcs Fried Chicken scented firewood [ laughter and applause now your whole house can smell, like kentucky Fried Chicken. Just, like the white house [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause makes sense. They just want to get the Impeachment Vote over with, which is also how new yorkers feel about santacon [ laughter ] lets get it over with please dont do anything inappropriate because theres cameras everywhere if you dont believe me just ask the Cincinnati Bengals [ laughter ] who were taped by the patriots for eight full minutes. Its a bad look for the team who was fined for a similar scandal back in 2007 nobody wants another deflate gate or another watergate. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs of course, nixon resigned before he was impeached, because things were heating up, and his whole administration smelled fishy. Sort of, like this whole thing with the patriots. [ laughter ] look, just admit youre wrong and pay your fines, cause cheating makes everyone look bad. And you know what makes everyone look bad . Santacon. [ laughter ] sure, it starts out fun, but before you know it, its 4 00 a. M. And youre standing over a trash can eating kfc firewood [ laughter and applause so, in conclusion, time to choose time to booze. Do what you should Finger Lickin wood. [ cheers and applause come on, dude. Finger lickin wood, man come on. [ laughter ] thats a two for four special. Well, earlier tonight trump and melania hosted two hanukkah parties at the white house yep, the parties were actually a little awkward, especially when trump walked by a menorah and he blew out the candles and made a wish. Steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy trump was planning on tweeting about the party, but after the 50th attempt at spelling hanukkah, his iphone threw itself into a punch bowl [ laughter ] trump is busy. Last night he and mike pence held a Campaign Rally in hershey, pennsylvania. Hershey loved having trump and pence, cause together, they look, like an ad for their White Chocolate Peanut Butter cups [ laughter and applause but, all things considered, trumps speech was a success i mean, it definitely went better than the last time he was in the state and tried to say pennsylvania weve ended the war on clean, beautiful, pennsylvanal. [ laughter ] jimmy pennslyvanal . [ laughter ] today a Justice Department official testified about how the fbi handled the russia investigation and Lindsey Graham read texts between former fbi agents about trump. Lets see how that went. Oh, hes, trump, abysmal. God, trump is a loathsome human. He is an idiot donald trump is an enormous douche [ laughter ] jimmy meanwhile every democrat was like, i allot my time to Lindsay Graham just keep going. Just keep going. [ laughter ] later on the inquiry, senator john kennedy made some odd claims about how he felt while reading the report i havent read the entire report im about 70 the way through, but im going to finish it after about 15 of the way through, it made me want to heave. After about 25 of the way through, i thought i dropped acid [ laughter ] steve what [ laughter ] what jimmy at 40 i felt, like the peyote and the bath salts had kicked in, you know . [ laughter ] im sorry, what were we talking about again . Where am i . [ laughter ] jimmy some 2020 news here. I read that joe biden has privately told staffers, if elected president , he would only serve one term, since he would be 82 years old. He said, at that point, ill hand things over to my young Vice President , bernie sanders. [ laughter ] well, Time Magazine Just Announced their 2019 person of the year, and they chose 16 yearold climate activist greta thunberg. [ cheers and applause greta greta famously sailed across the Atlantic Ocean on a a boat with no kitchen, no showers and no toilets and anyone whos ever been on a Carnival Cruise was, like hey, i did that where is my award . [ laughter ] some big sports news, the new york yankees just signed pitcher garrett cole to a recordbreaking, nineyear, 324 million contract. [ cheers and applause hes so rich, now he can pay a a butler to come out to the mound and adjust his crotch for him. [ laughter ] yes, would you like some gold bond, sir . [ laughter ] some tech news [ laughter ] steve slapped. He snapped it. [ laughter ] jimmy some tech news, apple [ laughter ] like, he took off his glove and like [ laughter ] seth yeah. Jimmy would you like some gold bond, sir . [ laughter ] [ slapping noise ] [ laughter and applause good game, good game [ laughter ] steve wow. [ laughter ] two balls, no strikes. Jimmy all right, there you go [ laughter and applause jimmy no, im sorry. Two balls, one strike. [ laughter ] one, two [ slapping noise ] steve there you go jimmy some tech news [ light laughter ] some tech news, apple has a new mac pro computer and i heard that if you order it with every available feature, it costs 52,000. Steve whoa jimmy when he heard that, even garret cole was like, oh, hell no. [ laughter ] [ slapping noise ] [ laughter ] oh, well i saw that Alaska Airlines is offering Priority Seating to passengers in ugly christmas sweaters [ light laughter ] its nice, until youre wearing a regular sweater and the attendant is, like oh, you can board. You can definitely board [ laughter ] you can board first. And finally, a man in idaho just set a Guinness World record for juggling balloons with his head. The man called it thrilling, while the judge holding a timer called it, the saddest day of my life. [ laughter ] we have a great show everybody give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, we have got a fun show tonight jon hamm is here steve come on [ cheers and applause i love me some hamm. Jimmy keri russell is here steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy and got some scoop on the new on the new Star Wars Film from keri seth hmm jimmy yeah and we got great music from my man, Gary Clark Jr is here tonight. [ cheers and applause i want to give a quick shout out to our friends over at warby parker so, i collaborated with them i had this silly idea for an invention called spinnies. All right, now check these out these are sunglasses just regular normal sunglasses, but theyre called spinnies right . You take them off and it has a a little contraption here, if you can see that it bends so you can get a good whip to it [ light laughter ] steve ooh. [ applause ] jimmy so, its like a Fidget Spinner steve come on. Jimmy its, like a Fidget Spinner and a sunglass so, you can just get a good a good whip. Youre waiting around, you know, whatever so anyways, the best thing is 100 of every spinnies purchase goes to pupils project, which is a program that warby parker founded that provides free eye exams and glasses to School Children in the u. S. Through public and private partnership. [ cheers and applause steve thats amazing jimmy so, they went on sale they went on sale last week. You can get them at Warby Parker Stores and at warbyparker. Com. They are limited edition only 4,000 were made and weve already sold over 3,000 pairs. So, right now [ cheers and applause its pretty cool weve raised close to 300,000 for the pupils project already. So, get your spinnies quick. Theyre going fast [ cheers and applause thank you very much, everybody guy, we have exactly seven shows left before we go on christmas break. Thats it. So, which means its time for that beloved the tonight show tradition. Its time for 12 days of christmas sweaters [ cheers and applause 12 days of christma sweaters seven days left jimmy hows it going nice to see you. Hi, how are you jimmy im great. Thats right every show between now and christmas, well be giving one lucky audience member a sensational christmas sweater from the countdown to christmas calendar [ cheers and applause now, since there are seven shows left, lets open door number seven [ drum roll oh, wow. Oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause jimmy wow. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause six oh, six geese a laying. Right there. [ light laughter ] lets see who is going home with tonights sweater everyone look at your seat number if i call your number, i need you to jump up, let me know where you are. Quest, can i get a drum roll, please [ drum roll who wants me to pick their number its a good one. [ applause ] 127 [ cheers and applause get up here. Come on. Nice to see you, buddy how are you . Nice to meet you what is your name . Justin linderman. Jimmy justin, where are you from well, im from memphis, tennessee but live in st. Louis, missouri now. Jimmy hey, well, welcome im happy to be im happy that youre here and i like your sweater right there yeah. Jimmy its almost like a a chris evans knives out type of thing [ laughter ] everybody talking about thats the new fashion, but thats what i was going for jimmy this is what chris evans would have worn in that movie if he had one [ light laughter ] yeah. Jimmy do you have anything, like this . Um, no. [ laughter ] jimmy do you know anyone whos ever had anything, like this not no [ laughter ] jimmy could you could you try it on . I yes. [ cheers and applause jimmy dont worry, buddy this is going to be great. Thats a good color. It goes with everything. It goes with everything. Its really fits right in. No one would even realize that youre wearing it. [ laughter ] they just know that youre warm yeah no, they wont even see it they wont even oh, already its great [ cheers and applause oh, my goodness. This is great, man oh, my god look at that isnt that amazing [ cheers and applause congratulations, buddyound well be right back with jon hamm, everybody. Happy holidays [ cheers and applause we switched to tide purclean, because its made with plants. We switched to tide purclean, it gets stains out of his pants. Tide purclean, they dont put phosphates in. No dyes or chlorine its gentle on my skin. Tide purclean, it has nothing to hide. Its made with plants and has the cleaning strength of tide. The first plantbased detergent with the cleaning power of tide. Another reason to celebrate with both an unlimited plan. paul this Holiday Season, sprint will give you and your family sprintern . And the powerful new iphone 11. paul . Included for just 35 a month. Now thats a way to take your holidays to 11. 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Usaa insurance is made the way kate needs it easy. She can even pick her payment plan so its easy on her budget and her life. Usaa. What youre made of, were made for. Usaa [ cheers and applause jimmy our first guest tonight is an emmy and golden globewinning actor who stars in the new movie Richard Jewell, which is in theaters on friday ladies and gentlemen, please welcome jon hamm [ cheers and applause jimmy jon hamm that is a stud that is that is your thats what we all want. Thats what we want is a a jon hamm come on. Welcome back to the show [ cheers and applause you stud you guys. Jimmy i heard i heard that you were i heard that you a big star wars fan. I, like most folks in our generation jimmy yeah am not a big star wars fan, im a huge star wars fan. Jimmy really yes [ cheers ] jimmy a giant i was a collector of figurines. I was i had the poster. My my wall in my childhood bedroom, instead of wallpaper, my mother was very creative. She stapled star wars sheets to my wall [ light laughter ] jimmy is that right . So, not only were there star wars pictures, it had a a little texture [ laughter ] jimmy thats very good tip, right there. Welcome back to life hack jimmy hgtv, yeah here we go, we have more coming up no, wait would you ever consider doing a role or doing a cameo . The thousands of times that theyve asked me to do, ive just not its not worked out. Jimmy but would you do, like would you be a a stormtrooper i mean, is there a better person to play hamm solo than me jimmy oh, my gosh. [ light laughter ] it writes itself, jimmy jimmy hamm solo it writes itself. Jimmy it writes itself come on, j. J hes dead theres a new guy. Its his brother, hamm han and hamm jimmy han and hamm they look enough alike. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy its not bad come on. I do want to talk about if i can i dont know if im allowed to do this because you are in a cool sequel that im freaking out about. Youre in the top gun sequel yes, i am yes, i am. [ cheers and applause jimmy is it maverick is that what its called top gun maverick. Jimmy maverick. This is tom cruise coming back top gun. I heard rumors val kilmer in the house. I heard were all basically getting on the onramp to the highway to the danger zone jimmy wow. [ cheers and applause wow, wow thats where its happening jimmy youre getting on the onramp. So, right now. Were ramping very slowly but once were going to be were going to be on the highway. And the zone will be dangerous [ light laughter ] jimmy i mean thats honestly, thats like the star wars theme a little bit when i hear [ mumbling lyrics overdrive forget about it everything highway to th danger zon im gonna take you right into the danger zone jimmy when that comes on, im gonna go nuts. I mean this is going to be fantastic. All right, well, we got one ticket sold. [ laughter ] jimmy all right, good, no, yeah i want to talk about this other big movie you have here. Richard jewell. Yes jimmy directed Clint Eastwood yeah. Jimmy another legend not so bad. Jimmy i mean, he is a cool character. I mean, i love that guy. He is a one of a kind jimmy he really is they dont make them like that anymore jimmy how does he direct hes, like hes the most, like you think this is what you think when you first walk on set. Hes going to look at you and hes going to stare at you until your face catches on fire and you want to run away jimmy yeah, exactly right. And, instead, he goes, hows it going . Hey, come on over here what we thought we would do is one of these and one of those and then maybe you do that sound good okay, whenever youre ready. [ laughter ] jimmy really and hes the nicest guy hes the gentlest soul and jimmy wow. Thats so fun to be directed and he just doesnt you know, hes almost 90 years old he doesnt waste a lot of time jimmy no, yeah absolutely, yeah i mean jimmy but the Richard Jewell story, im trying to remember if i remember correctly well, a lot of people misremember it because, in fact, when we were shooting, we were shooting it in atlanta and for those who dont know, its the story of the man who found the bomb in Centennial Park in 1996 at the olympics jimmy yeah and he found it and then jimmy it was bag full of pipe bomb. Yeah, pipe bomb and he got everybody away, and he saved a bunch of peoples lives. The media narrative that then happened, because everybody was in a rush to judgment, and it was in the hometown of cnn, and all these people were trying to get the story first. Jimmy yeah was that they decided that, but they didnt have any proof jimmy thats right so still to this day people think, oh, that was the guy that bombed the olympics. And its like, no, no, no thats the guy that saved a bunch of people from the guy that bombed the olympics. Jimmy yeah, this guy was thats right the thing that happened was they ended up catching the guy that actually did it but they caught him in 2002. And then 9 11 happened and people had forgotten and moved on jimmy who do you play in this i play a terrible person. [ laughter ] jimmy really yeah, i play well, not a a terrible misunderstood. [ laughter ] jimmy thats another good way to put a spin on it. Well meaning. Jimmy yeah, yeah well meaning. No, i play the lead fbi guy who basically ran with the profile of what he thought was the guilty party and was totally wrong. Jimmy ah so, a big part of why this guy was wrongfully accused jimmy oh, its going to be fantastic. I want to show everyone a clip heres jon hamm in Richard Jewell. Take a look. Im going to hand you this phone. And when i do, youre going to wait till the beep, and then youre going to say into it, theres a bomb in Centennial Park, you have 30 minutes. Im sorry what why . Might be the only way to clear your name. I do want to help you all im im Law Enforcement too so well, yeah, then you should know how evidentiary this is, right . After the beep . Yeah, uhhuh. [ beep ] there is a bomb in Centennial Park. You have 30 minutes. Okay, thats great. Can you do it one more time . And maybe, lets do a series well do a couple of in a row. There is a bomb in Centennial Park. Are you kidding me . No, no, no, no, no you dont talk to him. Its standard procedure no, hell it is. Mr. Bryant in russia listen, listen listen, listen, your client volunteered this oh, maybe you can do this, maybe you cant. Not doing it today Jimmy Richard jewell is in theaters friday [ cheers and applause jon and i are doing something fun when we come back. Stick around, everybody. 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Thats right here we go [ cheers and applause mad lib theater jimmy and to help us out, shes a great actor who stars in star wars the rise of skywalker, everyone please welcome keri russell [ cheers and applause jimmy its our first time seeing oh. Jimmy i love you, guys come on. Keri russell now, keri, jon, heres how this is gonna work. Tell him. Jimmy im gonna ask you both for some silly words, nouns, verbs, adjectives, et cetera and then after we do that, theyll be written on the cue cards and then were gonna act out a dramatic mad libs scene. Ready for this ah, so ready. Jimmy all right. Here we go ready jon . Yes jimmy jon, you first the sound a bird makes [ screaming [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god right thanks for that jimmy now how you write that in the cue card yes. Well figure it out jimmy keri keri, a number 8,072 jimmy 8,072. All right, 8,072 dont judge me. Dont judge me jimmy jon, fictional place fictional place jimmy yes. Narnia. Jimmy yeah [ cheers ] jimmy silly word googly. [ light laughter ] googly . Googly. Jimmy combination of syllables you think no one has ever said before ffff with a p. [ laughter ] [ grinding noises with a zh. Jimmy all right. [ grinding noises okay and a k at the end. Jimmy and a k at the end all right. [ light laughter ] keri, first and last name of your weirdest teacher. Weirdest teacher. Calling them out. I know. Im just gonna say a teacher jimmy okay, good call them out chuck yerger. [ light laughter ] jimmy no, like not chuck yeager yeager. Jimmy chuck yerger chuck yerger. You heard me jimmy thats hilarious and thats what i live by i think thats a series of syllables no ones ever used jimmy chuck chuck yerger is an awesome name [ light laughter ] yeah. Jimmy jon, amount of time. Amount of time . 14 nanoseconds [ light laughter ] jimmy scariest insect youd see at a zoo scariest insect jimmy yeah ooh li has to be an insect. Jimmy i guess so i guess scariest anything you see at the zoo id say gila monster, because i just saw one okay. Jimmy ooh. What is a gila monster what . Oh. Gila is a g. Jimmy oh, of course. Gila monster [ laughter ] verb ending in ing farting [ laughter ] jimmy adjective. Quickly jimmy ooh. [ light laughter ] plural medical device that can save your life plural . Jimmy yes. Plural . Mris [ laughter ] jimmy what kind of a mad libs is plural . I know. Jimmy that is great, mris thing you wouldnt want to hear your waiter say. Its mariachi night [ laughter ] jimmy the whole night . Oh, yeah oh, yeah. The whole night jimmy oh, definitely real loud. Another number 12 1 2. [ laughter ] jimmy chain restaurant chilis [ light laughter ] smart where its always mariachi night. [ laughter ] jimmy event that you celebrate. Event that you celebrate. Santacon jimmy oh, my god [ cheers and applause so intense. Jimmy keri keri, something you would hide if a guest came to your house [ light laughter ] dirty underwear your own. [ laughter ] jimmy last thing you watched on your phone. Washed . Jimmy watched. Watched truthfully. Last thing i watched on my ph some youtube clip. Jimmy do you remember what it was a clip of what no, its jimmy did you bring your phone . This is gonna be intriguing i always bring my phone jimmy do you yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy i never knew that. Why dont you jimmy i dont know most guests dont bring their phone out. It was awkwafinas video for my vag. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy all right. Could have just said cats playing with a laser thing [ laughter ] thats awkwafina okay [ laughter ] awkwafinas video for well, you asked jimmy i know that. Youre right i did. Celebrity name awkwafina fair enough synergy. Yes jimmy okay lets go very fast verb okay. Verb, run jimmy last question you googled . Please, this cant be [ laughter ] what is my vag . Jimmy yeah [ laughter ] last question i googled how long will it take me to get here from the airport . Jimmy how long will it get i came right in from the airport, and it took longer than i thought jimmy to get here from airport. Yeah. Jimmy body part. Belly button. Jimmy belly button birthday wish as a kid to be in star wars when i grow up. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy keri, birthday wish as an adult. Oh. To be in star wars. [ laughter ] jimmy nickname for a a motorcycle biker lil steve. [ laughter ] jimmy lil steve is hilarious. That guys tough. Jimmy keri, best pickup line for real . Jimmy yeah wanna [ bleep ] [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy i dont know if we can say that on tv can i come up with Something Else jimmy want to just say want to make whoopee . [ laughter ] is that better so i make should i do Something Else jimmy no, ill say lets want to make whoopee. Want jimmy wanna make whoopee . Wanna make whoopee . Jimmy yeah, youre allowed to say that. Yeah yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy yefor our scene. Good luck to our cue card guys i know. Jimmy ready to perform the scene . All right. Here we go lets go lets do this. Lets do this [ cheers and applause jimmy good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen welcome aboard [ screaming [ light laughter ] Airlines Flight 8,072 with nonstop service to narnia. [ light laughter ] im ron googly [ laughter ] and im ms. [ grinding ] [ laughter ] and i am mark but you can call me chuck yerger [ laughter and applause now we do apologize for the 14 nanoseconds delay, because we are stalled because gila monsters are farting on the runway [ laughter and applause jimmy but before we depart on this flight, we ask you to Pay Attention to this quickly safety announcement. Ensure all your mobile devices, including smart phones, tablets, and mris are turned off and stowed. [ light laughter ] if we see you using one, well kindly come up and say, its mariachi night. [ laughter and applause youre welcome. There are 12 1 2 exits on this plane [ laughter ] jimmy the half one is a hidden one [ laughter ] you got to find that one thats a good one. Please take a moment to look around and find the nearest chilis. [ light laughter ] in the event of a santacon, a a dirty underwear will drop down from your seat above. [ laughter and applause jimmy if you have a child, put it over the child first, then you the child first jimmy and then you, yeah [ laughter ] now, ladies and gentlemen, our Inflight Entertainment today is a youtube clip of awkwafinas video for my vag. [ laughter and applause and also a bonus documentary about awkwafina learning how to run. Jimmy oh, ive seen that thats good. So good if you have any questions like, how long will it take to get to the airport, dont hesitate to take by raising your belly button and waving it [ light laughter ] now, this Holiday Season we at [ screaming Airlines Hope you get to be in star wars. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy our next guest is a fantastic actor who you can see in the new Movie Star Wars the rise of skywalker which is in theaters december 20th its happening everyone, please welcome keri russell [ cheers and applause jimmy tg back thanks for having me. Jimmy thanks for coming back to the show this is so exciting. Its so exciting. Jimmy its coming out so soon its so exciting. Jimmy i know, right . How did you get involved with the star wars movies well, j. J. Abrams, who is directing this one, who directed the first part of these trilogies, too jimmy yeah who i know from a million years ago, literally emailed me and said, do you want to be in star wars and i probably, like, chucked a kid off of me. [ laughter ] emailed back, like, yes, yes, and yes. Jimmy wow. [ light laughter ] this is so you are zorii bliss. This is you. Thats me [ cheers and applause jimmy and now youre also here you have to look right over here, is where im a little small in that. But, you know [ laughter ] jimmy youre there youre there, though that doesnt mean im not in it you know what im saying jimmy no, no, no, not all. That means you are in it thats definitely but how do i know that this is you . [ laughter ] do you thats a really good point. Jimmy do you take the helmet off ever . Well, i cant answer that jimmy oh, interesting. Oh, if i did i probably would be, like, poison darted in the neck. Jimmy yeah instantaneously jimmy youre not really allowed to say anything, right yeah but that is a really good point. Like, it could be a really longterm joke that j. J. Is playing on me. That hes like, do you want to be in star wars . Jimmy oh, maybe youre not even in it and maybe im not in it [ laughter ] jimmy that would be a good burn now, i dont know anything about zorii bliss. I love the name. Do we know if shes good or bad . Can we say any of this stuff well, i mean, is anyone all good or all bad . [ audience ohs ] jimmy such a great answer. That is such a great answer. Was there a moment that you were like, im doing a star wars movie like, on set like two things. Number one, shooting it, there was a scene my character lives on a snowy planet. And we were, like, at night. And there were all these stormtroopers. And that i mean, walking in unison, just this huge jimmy army of stormtroopers. And i was like oh, my god. Jimmy thats pretty cool, right . That was really cool. And then also, you know, i got to see it a few nights ago with the cast and the second that music comes on, youre just, like, in. It is so exciting. [ singing star wars theme jimmy its so much fun its so good. Its so good jimmy oh, my gosh. Im freaking out already im not even in it im not in it. Im freaking out [ laughter ] well, i might not be in it. Jimmy maybe i am in it this is me i am zorii bliss [ laughter and applause that is my character wait til you see what i do in this movie its crazy. Jimmy no, its going to blow your minds. Yeah, i love it. Yeah, i should just tell everyone im zorii bliss im you could. Jimmy or a stormtrooper. You could jimmy right . I could say, look, its 300 stromtroppers. Im the 236th. Im that guy in the lead. Jimmy yeah, im the first guy. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, watch my legs move. Yeah, check this out. Jimmy yeah recognize this, dude . Recognize this [ laughter ] that was me. Jimmy that was me. Yeah, exactly. Yeah i cannot wait for this i actually thought it would be a fun game maybe to play with you. cause theres so many characters, famous characters in star wars. And i always kind of put you on the spot when you come on the show make you do something silly. Oh, great jimmy and i thought we could do a fun thing called glad i dressed up fo you. Jimmy instant impressions. Okay ka on each card is the name of a star wars character. Jeez. Jimmy youll pick up a a card and the instant you see the name youll do your best impression cant wait. Jimmy im not looking at anything im not cheating this is going to be embarrassing jimmy here we go here we go, guys. Jimmy im ready. Right. [ cheers and applause do i flip it . Jimmy you flip it. And then do it im not even going to look at you. Just go and do the impression. Oh, crap. [ light laughter ] oh, brother. Jimmy are you doing it now [ laughter ] thats you in star wars. Jimmy that is me thats my character, yeah. Do or do not, there is no try. [ laughter ] jimmy its an irish yoda [ laughter and applause [ ding ] i get it [ in irish accent you never know. There is no try. Do or do not, there is no try. [ light laughter ] no, thats my version thats my version. Jimmy irish yoda is fantastic. Thats my version i love irish yoda. Jimmy baby yoda is one thing. Irish yoda is a total another thing. I always saw him as irish jimmy i love it. Oh, crap. [ heavy breathing [ laughter ] jimmy okay, oh, yeah, much better okay darth vader. [ ding ] at first i was like, wait. [ cheers and applause you want jimmy to get medical help are you having a stroke . Jimmy i was like ugh. Okay, all right. All right, this is good. Keri, youre fantastic at this oh, crap. You know whats coming here we go, guys ah j just do it i cant do that. You have to do the roll in the back of your tongue. [ growling ] jimmy oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause [ dinging i got you to do it keri russell chewbacca. Star wars the rise of skywalker is in theaters december 20th. Well be right back with a a performance from Gary Clark Jr. I got you to do chewbacca. [ cheers and applause you too, have a great day. Bye,bye. Five years ago. I had psoriasis everywhere. Head to toe. People were afraid i was contagious. Alright, ill be back in one hour. My skin hurt. I felt gross. Whats up jay . Hows everything . Whats up man . Hope youve been practicing . But then i started cosentyx. And i havent really had to think about it. See me. Cosentyx works fast to give you clear skin that can last. 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Pretty cool, huh . Theyre speaking to mom in japanese, and mom hears them in english. Can you understand me . Yes, i can understand you. Okay. I have a lot of questions. How do you guys fly . What does santa do in the summer . Is mrs. Claus a good cook . Do you guys get presents . Can you roller skate or ice skate . [ cheers and applause jimmy our next guest is amazing. He just got nominated for four grammys. [ cheers and applause now thats right. Now performing his Grammy Nominated song this land with a little help from the roots, please welcome back Gary Clark Jr. [ cheers and applause paranoid and pissed off now that i got the money 50 acres and a model right in the middle of Trump Country i told you there goes the neighborhood now mr. Williams aint so funny i see you looking out your windo cant wait to call the police on me and i know you thin im up to somethin im just eating i wa still hungry and this is min now legit i aint even an you cant take i from me i remember when you use to tell me run run go back where you come fro run run go bac where you come from we dont want w dont want your kind we think yous a dumb bum im americas son this is where i come from this land is mine hey this land is mine hey this land is min this land is mine up til the sun comes u no i cant stop grinding and i cant let em break me no i cant let em find me you can meet my frien the governor only if you wanna try me or you can meet m other friend the judge just in case you think im lying and i know you thin im up to somethin im just eating i wa still hungry and this is min now legit i aint even and yo cant take it from m i remember when yo use to tell me run run go back where you come fro run run go bac where you come from we dont want we don want your kind we think yous a dumb bum well im americas so this is wher i come from this land is mine hey this land is mine oh this land is mine he this land is mine this land is mine hey this land is mine he this land is mine yeah oh this land is mine this land is mine this land is min this land is min this land is mine yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my gosh. Come on. Gary clark jr this land is out now well be right back, everybody oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause [ dramatic music ] this holiday. Ahhhhh ahhhhh a distant friend returns. Elliott. You came back and while lots of things have changed. Wooooah woah its called the internet. Some things havent. Get ready for a reunion 3 million light years in the making. Woohoo yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy my thanks to jon hamm, keri russell [ cheers and applause Gary Clark Jr, once again [ cheers and applause and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow byebye everybody. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight jack black host of msnbcs the beat, journalist ari melber, featuring the 8g band with coady willis [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause that is fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news President Trump this afternoon hosted a hanukkah reception at the white house. Said trump, its hard to believe that hanukkah is already nine years old [ laughter ]

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