Steve coogan a performance from broadways girl from the North Country, and featuring the legendary ots crew questlove 1212 steve and now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy welcome back thank you so much. [ cheers and applause its so great to see you. Jimmy theres a lot of love for you out there, my friend [ cheers and applause since the last time youve been on youve had probably one of the craziest years of all time it was insane jimmy yeah i mean, the record was awesome you are now a coach on the voice. [ cheers and applause ohmy go. There is a vegas residency happening . Theres a vegas residency that starts in april jimmy how fun is that . For, basically, four weeks. [ cheers ] yeah, should be fun. Jimmy what hotel are you hey going to [ cheers and applause were at the park mgm jimmy thats fantastic thats what im talking about. Welcome everybody. Its Pretty Amazing welcome, welcome, welcome, you know, gaga is there. Bruno is there bruno mars welcome to the tonight show. Pretty special company to be you are here, you made it. In, and were real excited [ cheers and applause but we did just come off youre welcome, thank you basically, nine months on the road together. Jimmy how did you feel well, you guys, today is mardi gras being on the road for that long so if you want to wish someone a happy fat tuesday, definitely well, its the longest tour weve done it was 90something shows. Make sure they know it is mardi gras [ laughter ] and as close as we are, and we spoke about it last time, how thats right, today is fat tuesday. We kind of fixed our issues in which means tomorrow is the family to be able to work ash wednesday. Together again jimmy of course. Its that special time in the you get up to 90 shows city where you see ashes on [ laughter ] new yorkers foreheads and have jimmy a little to guess catholic or vape pen youre getting a little accident [ laughter ] crunchy at times jim a Little Journey and its really all lets get to some news thanks to our amazing fans earlier tonight, there was another democratic debate and so thank you Bernie Sanders look to cement [ cheers and applause his frontrunner status. Yeah, you can tell jimmy do you hang out [ cheers and applause you can tell bernies feeling when youre on tour, do you good before the debate, he picked up hang out with each other when a new suit from a dumpster youre not on stage . Like its all day . Behind t. J. Max. Like, hey, what are you guys it was very nice doing . Ill meet you there. [ laughter ] yeah, definitely. Like for instance, we were just but tonights debate in South Carolina aired on cbs. In the u. K. On tour and joe and when people first saw bernie, bloomberg and biden, they his fatherinlaw organized thought it was a live audition a pub crawl. For old sheldon. [ laughter ] which id never done before. So basically we start, you know, going to bars at like, not only was the debate on cbs, 11 30 a. M. On a saturday it is also aired on b. E. T. It wouldve been over in two and we just jumped around. Seconds if the moderator asked by, like, the seventh bar we each democrate, name one show on b. E. T. [ laughter ] ended up at some irish pub b. E. T. Awards . Where there was a rugby match on ireland was playing. [ laughter ] and it got so claustrophobic, that i basically had to escape and after a rough debate last and just get out of there. Week, Mike Bloomberg triedli and i wound up at an indian le ff and this is interesting, after restaurant by myself last debate, people are saying it was a Beautiful Day that Pete Buttigieg and Amy Klobachar dont like each [ light laughter ] and then a few others felt bad other. And came and joined me [ audience oohs but in that case, for instance, thats crazy the irish pub, no one knew who buttigieg and klobachar dont we were. Sound like rivals, they sound like furniture at ikea and that was a beautiful thing jimmy so irish rugby fans [ laughter ] and Jonas Brothers fans not the same. Honey, what do you think . Jimmy not the same [ laughter ] well get the buttigieg in good to know that. But with all this stuff ivory. Happening, i got to ask new [ laughter ] meanwhile i saw that album . President trump just wrapped up is there his big trip to india. Yeah, a new album is coming [ cheers and applause when he first got to india, he jimmy really was like, wow, i cant believe we figured we figured, mike pence used to be governor why slow down . Of this place. [ laughter ] so, after the last album came thats indi indiana. [ laughter ] out, literally, two or three weeks later we were with a a bunch of our songwriting while trump was in india, he friends. Attended a namaste trump rally we went somewhere to record, to write, and came out with, you trump loved the name and it know, a record, pretty much actually inspired him to start doing yoga himself [ light laughter ] done steve oh jimmy he made some of his so we put the finishing touches own poses. On it now with our friend, for example, he did the make ryan tedder, once again, who sure you get my under arms during my spray tan pose. Worked with us on sucker and [ laughter ] the last record. Jimmy love ryan tedder we do too next, he did the place i write and were ready to go. My tweets pose. [ laughter ] weve had the the first single is out now, what a a man. But then then he did the eric, get out jimmy what a man gotta of my office pose do. Itnbelievable. [ laughter ] its crushing it you know me, im a big fan you crushed at the grammys and finally he did the look, i loved you at the grammys melania, im exercising pose. Oh, thanks. Jimmy i thought you guys [ laughter ] i go, dude, these guys know how to do it while trump was in india, he they know how to put on a show gave a big speech in front of you crushed it and then a massive crowd. A slight hiccup unfortunately, he had a bit of jimmy i didnt notice it trouble pronouncing the name of a religious teacher. I was watching [ light laughter ] take a look. Slight hiccup jimmy i didnt notice. You didnt notice as the great religious jimmy no, i didnt notice. Teacher swami vivekamunonda so im going to show the world once said this apparently you had food stuck in your teeth. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] i didnt see that. I didnt know that at all. Jimmy wow. Steve what [ applause ] who who . Its all over what [ laughter ] jimmy how can that be how can that be anyones name . It was all over twitter. [ laughter ] how did you find out that you had food stuck did no one check steve kamekamunnonnonnon. Your brother [ laughter ] no one checked. Jimmy kevin . Joe . [ indiscernible so heres the thing thats really frustrating about this, [ laughter ] okay is that, first of all, there was spinach in my teeth from my jimmy can we just see it breakfast, which i ate hours one more time . Dave, im sorry. Steve oh, my gosh. Before [ laughter ] swami vivekamunonda [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god so the entire day, no one thought to be like, hey man, there is Something Back there. Steve he said, kamunnun. And then the second thing is, [ laughter ] were doing an interview, like, two or three weeks ago and the jimmy it got so bad at one point, even the Prime Minister guys are talking casually about of india was like, just call how it was, ah, you know, the everyone buddy. were good. [ laughter ] bummer for nis trump was everywhere in india. Before we went on stage. And i sat there going, excuse he even released a video documenting the different places he visited and the me . People he met. Check it out jimmy you guys do that and you leave me out of it ive had such a fantastic they left me out of it. Time in india visiting places and, you know, my manager was there and said when i came back like teraji p. Henson. Offstage, and we were really [ laughter ] excited because the performance sharknato. Went pretty well jimmy yeah chandler bing. And it was like our grammy moment, our return [ laughter ] and i was so amped and i was tarantula nanahaha like, what did you think [ laughter ] howie mandel and hes like [ laughter ] [ laughter ] jimmy and kimmel [ laughter ] and i absolutely loved indias well, just dont check Prime Minister, wolff blitzer. And i went to my phone, and hes like, you had a Little Something in your teeth. [ laughter and applause and the first message on my jimmy thats not phone was from adam levine wolff blitzer. Hes like, nice performance steve thats not you had a little schmutz in wolff blitzer. Your teeth. [ laughter ] jimmy no [ applause ] steve i think its wrong jimmy oh, no oh, my god jimmy oh, listen to this and then like, im so happy. I saw that trump just asked congress for 2. 5 billion to i had a great gig. I just played my heart out fight the coronavirus. It just goes to show you and this is nice, he even showed everyone how that money that you can be performing on the grammys and be nominated will be spent. Take a look. And still have spinach in your teeth. [ laughter ] jimmy there you go thats exactly right jimmy can we talk about [ laughter ] jmy dont worr the voice . Yes, please chance of me getting it is jimmy i loved it i just like the whole cast very, very small. I love blake, kelly. [ laughter ] theyre all right theyre fine some business news, i saw that [ laughter ] burger king just came out with jimmy john legend. A new french fry sandwich. We love him jimmy yeah take a look a this thing but heres the thing. Yeah i expected blake to be the steve oh real, you know, tough one. [ laughter ] jimmy the antagonizer. Yeah. Jimmy and this is cool hes been there forever. If you ask for the low carb version, the cashier just squeezes mayo directly into hes ancient your hand. Steve oh [ light laughter ] [ laughter ] jimmy listen to this, a new report found that more and more people over 65 are smoking no, he gets a little cranky at weed times. But, actually it was john so for the first time its a a fun thing when seniors have that by the midway point of stiff joints [ laughter ] the first day after lunch, because everything was cool. [ cheers and applause they were like, man, youre going to be fine were going to break you in. Its going to be a great experience. And i was thinking, this is pretty simple. I thought they were going to be hazing me, kind of, you know, when i first got there jimmy yeah and then john was the one that really surprised me jimmy really he came out and the gloves came off [ light laughter ] jimmy really but hes got a reputation hes got the egot now. Finally i read that abc is jimmy of course. Working on a new version of and apparently hes the the bachelor for the elderly sexiest man alive. [ light laughter ] jimmy he definitely is, yeah i am not sure its necessary hes the sexiest man alive theres already a place where he definitely is. Old people can meet. Its called the democratic jimmy he also has debates. Chrissy teigen, whos one of we have a great show give it up for the roots the funniest, sharpest people out there. You want to have her in your corner [ cheers and applause she writes good jokes. Safe to say, we have a Good Chemistry together it was a lot of fun. Jimmy you could tell but, its real. Jimmy it is real i mean, you cannot leave yourself open or they will pounce [ light laughter ] jimmy and your brothers came in to be you mentors, right . [ cheers and applause they did. Yes. Jimmy thats going to be jimmy we have a fun show great. Tonight. They were the cheapest i could find [ laughter ] supertalented show. Jimmy i want to show a a clip one of my favorite guys, here is nick jonas on the nick jonas is here voice. Take a look at this. Oh, i love nick jonas. You came out here and blew the three of us away [ cheers and applause not john [ laughter ] steve a delight. I love nick jimmy hes awesome you dont have to compete steve man is a delight with me for this singer, so jimmy love that guy. Also, one of the funniest but hes still taking you down its good. People out there i love him, too. You are the kind of singer steve coogan is here that i would die to write songs steve come on. [ cheers and applause jimmy good movie for. Hes really good and im ooh and we have a great spitting that game were so lucky we get to have [ laughter ] am i the kind of artist you broadway performances because can write songs for . Were here in new york and broadways right down the i think ive submitted songs street and theyre so talented for you that youve turbed we have a performance from the down what . New Broadway Musical featuring have you [ audience ohs ] the music of bob dylan thats why i blocked you. Girl from the North Country [ laught ] is here tonight. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy yeah, come on. Its going to be great say hi to everybody. I will. Jimmy i love everybody im excited for that nick jonas, everybody. [ cheers and applause last night was so exciting, the voice airs mondays at wasnt it . 8 00 p. M. On nbc we had a special last night. Well be right back with steve coogan our tonight show subway special and we shot the whole stick around, everybody. Show on a subway [ cheers and applause like a steve yeah [ light laughter ] jimmy i dont know where it was. They, like, blindfolded me to get to the location. Chicago [ light laughter ] like, a ghost subway train ok so, magnificent mile for me. Steve ghost subway jimmy it was a ghost train i thought i was managing and we got on the ghost train. My moderate to severe Crohns Disease. But it was fun, we had just a crowd that thought they were going to come here until i realized something was missing. And then we bussed them all to a secret location. They were like, whats going on . Me. And then everyone got in the you ok, sis . Train, we did the monologue and my symptoms were keeping me from really being there everything but it was so fun. For my sisters. It was trending worldwide. announcement final boarding for flight 2007 to chicago btsonfallon number one. So i talked to my doctor and learned humira is for people trending worldwide [ cheers and applause who still have symptoms of Crohns Disease after trying other medications. And the majority of people on humira so i got to thank saw significant symptom relief and many achieved remission bts was our only was our in as little as 4 weeks. Only guests. Humira can lower your ability to fight infections. It was just fun to sit there and just talk to them. And it was just us on the train. Just really quietly just serious and sometimes fatal infections, talking to them. Including tuberculosis, and cancers, including lymphoma, what would they be if they werent in bts have happened, as have blood, liver, they were super funny and nice and nervous system problems, and their fans are called serious allergic reactions, and new or worsening heart failure. Bts army and they were unbelievable unbelievable tell your doctor if youve been to areas great fans where certain fungal infections are common and if youve had tb, but then our fans, the fal pals [ laughter ] hepatitis b, are prone to infections, they got involved. Or have flulike symptoms or sores. Steve whoa jimmy and it was like it dont start humira if you have an infection. Was like west side story. Steve are you serious . Be there for you, and them. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, yeah, two gangs going at it, man ask your gastroenterologist about humira. Steve ones an army and ones a group of pals. Jimmy yeah [ light laughter ] with humira, remission is possible. Jimmy i would be more afraid of a fal pal. [ laughter ] it sounds like, oh, you cant free be and then uh. Free whoa, all right, were good. No, they joined forces like [ er ]n. Free, free, free. And created a super [ laughter ] free. Free free bts fal pals free steve like voltron thats right, turbotax free is free. Jimmy yea, like voltron. Free,free free free. They got together and they just created a super power and they so we were trending, like, six things were trending last night. It was absolutely insane thats right, is raised with nofree. Allantibiotics ever. Chicken, we had so much fun [ music winding down ] we snuck em in and out of the city we went to katzs deli theyre a great decision for snacktime. They had their first pastrami allowing the band to practice at your house. Sandwich they were like which they liked. And then we went to Grand Central terminal at not a great decision. Keep it real. Keep it tyson anytizers. I mean, you remember it was 2 00 in the morning 2 00 to 4 00 in the morning, we were there by ourselves. There was no one there we locked it off it was the most amazing thing just to be there but, again, chris tartaro, dave diomedi who directed those things it was the most beautiful thing. It was, like, the best music video you ever seen. And just the editing. And the roots got to jam out on the train. Have you played on a train before [ cheers and applause questlove no preorder a galaxy s20 now for up to 200 in samsung credit. I just feel stuck, doc. Jimmy yeah we had really and im hearing voices. Funny stories from tina fey, and linmanuel miranda, you feel stuck. Fran lebowitz. Because you are stuck. Very funny, just, new york subway stories in a giant chocolate bar. Steve yeah jimmy i love linmanuels. Huh. Everyone made me laugh but they were great and but what about the voices . Rev. Run thats me there it is again. Steve come on. Jimmy rev. Run, we like, a lot of folks ask me why their dishwasher doesnt get everything clean. Rapped here we go. I tell them, it may be your detergent. From rund. M. C rev. Run the one and only thats why more dishwasher brands it was the coolest recommend cascade platinum. We did here we go with the roots on a train im like but that was awesome. With the soaking, scrubbing and rinsing built right in. I go, was that the first time you ever rapped on a train . He goes, oh, yeah. For sparklingclean dishes, the first time. [ laughter ] cascade platinum. I dont know, i thought maybe in queens he might have done something. Anyways, i want to thank the mta. I want to thank Grand Central dramatic choir music dramatic choir music terminal katzs deli. And, of course, bts. Thank you guys so much [ cheers and applause it was really exciting for us. Special. I love this city we are so lucky to do our show dramatic choir music from new york city get to do this stuff but i want to talk about a a different city i want to say congratulations to the roots because last week they got a street named after them in philadelphia steve oh [ cheers and applause its the rush of relaxation. Introducing the allnew lincoln corsair. Its amazing tariq yeah jimmy thats really cool tariq yeah jimmy now jimmy is it passyunk questlove passyunk tariq passyunk yeah jimmy passyunk tariq yeah jimmy passyunk avenue. Is it did you have something to do with this avenue does it mean something in your life questlove thats where we started. You know what busking is, where you set up on the streets and play jimmy yeah questlove thats the corner where tariq and i jimmy thats amazing [ applause ] [ cheers and applause thats crazy questlove yeah jimmy we were talking though is it official, tariq . Is this tariq i mean, yeah, its well heres the thing. [ laughter ] like they proposed it jimmy uhhuh tariq you know, to the City Legislature and as soon as the day that it went, you know, on to the floor i guess, like, they were going to approve it and before they could somebody put the sign up [ laughter ] jimmy so the sign went up before it was approved tariq yeah, yeah you know, they, like, they have that much love for us in philly jimmy come on. Tariq its just like its like [ cheers and applause its almost like the streets that they named after you and no, never mind [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] steve snap you just ended on the urk list [ laughter ] [ fog horn ] jimmy they renamed the whole town jimmy fallon. Steve what [ laughter ] jimmy street tariq oh, no we used to bust there man, its great. Like, right underneath that sign jimmy is that crazy . Look at look at you now thats pretty awesome. Congratulations, guys. Tariq thank you. Jimmy you deserve it [ cheers and applause voMike Bloomberg has a recordgue hey guys, you know how they say of doing something. A pictures worth a thousand words . As mayor, he protected womens steve what jimmy well, its also worth reproductive rights. One meme ill show you what im talking expanded Health Coverage about. Its time for this week in to 700,000 new yorkers. Memes. [ cheers and applause and decreased infantmortality week in memes this week in memes rates to historic lows. Yeah as president , hell build on obamacare, cap medical costs, jimmy first up, take a look at this photo of President Trump. And will always protect a [ laughter ] womans right to choose. Steve oh, come on. Jimmy this meme says, when Mike Bloomberg a record on your friend ignores your text, then posts a story on instagram. Health care nobody can argue about. Its like mike im Mike Bloomberg and i approve this message. Ah. [ applause ] so you have your next is a photo of Pete Buttigieg his meme is called, when your boss makes a joke while hes holding your paycheck. [ laughter and applause i love that [ cheers and applause steve yeah i love it. Jimmy our next guest is jimmy here is that same a very talented actor and oscarnominated writer starring photo of President Trump again [ laughter ] in the new movie greed, which opens this friday in new york this meme says, when the law order crime scene background actor refuses to and l. A. Tone it down. Please welcome, steve coogan [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause steve cut. [ law order sting thank you. [ laughter ] heres another photo of President Trump, this time with indian Prime Minister modi this meme is called, when he goes in for the fist bump, you go in for the highfive and it turns into an awkward bro hug. [ laughter and applause you complete me. Next is a photo of jimmy i love it already. Prince harry have a lot of action coming out. His meme is called, when you oh, yeah, yeah. Successfully fold your fitted jimmy its fantastic bed sheet. Thank you yeah jimmy thank you for coming [ laughter and applause back you know im a giant fan of steve come on. Jimmy thats a hard thing yours. To do. Last time you were here we steve never done it. Jimmy here is a photo of a a monkey we were talking about this [ audience aws ] movie you did with rob brydon, the meme says, when you said youre not hungry but then you see your friends cheese fries. [ laughter and applause who is amazing, but called the trip. If you havent seen it, youve got to watch this. But, where you were both doing steve boink. Michael caine, and talking how to do the correct Michael Caine jimmy heres that trump photo one more time. [ laughter ] impression right this one is called, when you accidentally inhale a wasp. You just sound like youve got a cold [ laughter and applause [ laughter ] jimmy but what if Michael Caine was sick thats what he would sound like yeah. You know what, if they were next is a photo of elizabeth casting for a kind of warren Michael Caine character with a her meme is called, when go to the pta meeting and steve is a cold, youd get the part wearing his extra tight [ laughter ] khakis. Jimmy oh, my god thank you so much. [ laughter and applause no, you speak through your nose steve bowwow. Youre making it sound too blocked up youve got to speak like that. When hes younger its a bit chinos higher, like that. [ laughter ]finay, heres a phof he talked like that. Jimmy talked like that years ago alfie two dogs [ audience aws ] [ lower voice but these days its a little there meme says, when you and your coworker quit the same day. Lower, like that lets go [ laughter ] [ laughter and applause hes smoked so many cigars that was this week in memes. Its a bit more like that. Well be right back with more all right . Tonight show, everybody. And then when you get come on. Emotional, youve got to make [ cheers and applause your voice crack like that. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy i want to talk about this movie sure. Hey, america dont go out to eat. Jimmy greed. Its a fascinating movie because its funny you really made me laugh in it go out to ita but then it gets kind of, whats ita . Great question. Almost like, sad and like, ita is a little bit. drowned out by sizzling really like a good point thats the way i like to do and a whole lot of. rattling and clinking my shows i like to go out and please people and then make them leave oh, and definitely some delicious. Depressed at the end of the tour drowned out by crunching [ laughter ] its a kind of counterintuitive and see those people . Way of working thats so ita. Jimmy yeah no ones ever done that. Yeah yeah, why not jimmy but heres your going out to eat is supposed to be fun. Character, you play so come on lets go out to ita a billionaire. Yeah. Jimmy and this is him right come in today for chilis 3 for 10 here i love your teeth by the way oh. Now with chicken or shrimp fajitas. Jimmy i dont know how [ light laughter ] yeah. Jimmy why did you go with the big big white teeth because what you find with billionaires is, they have this they sport this all year round tan because theyre normallyn yachts off the coast of monaco, just doing nothing. Jimmy yeah and then when they have a a bit of money, they got the because they normally throw the price of an suv at their mouth [ light laughter ] and but the only way these teeth are actually clever. You just gotta see the lighter side of things. No one has white teeth like that crush meee i mean, no one only in robots . california do you see white teeth like that. [ laughter ] but and in britain, you [yells] certainly dont see teeth like that i feel great [ laughter ] jimmy no, yeah, yeah little sore. Its just true for that. But that must have been im cold. Shocking to see yourself with those teeth. My skin gets so tired. Yeah, i had to wear shades this new olay serum feels so dewy, and hydrated. When id brush my teeth. [ laughter ] jimmy can you describe this film for us . Gives my skin an extra boost of life. Well, its about a super rich guy its full of energy. It finally matches me. And its, sort of its a im denise bidot, and my skin is powerful. Michael winterbottom, i did a bunch of movies with him and i can face anything with my olay. Jimmy hes great and he makes films where he talks about serious stuff but doesnt make it boring, not you sure you dont want me to come with you . Like a big lecture im very sure. No one wants to watch a movie because i can. laughs where theyre being taught a a lesson make good choices. Jimmy yeah you make good choices. So, its about the i am. Relationship between the super fiber is good for digestive health. Rich and the super poor. So one week were shooting on good choices never tasted so good. Kelloggs raisin bran. Super yachts in monaco and the following week were in, sort of, sweatshops in sri lanka. Music playing where the workers are paid welcome to my world 3. 50 a day. And we try to make that wont you come on in connection jimmy a day . Yeah. I mean, this is like so what we do is say that the reason ill be waiting here the super rich are super rich is because a lot of people are super poor and we just make that connection but we do it in a way where waiting just for you but the thing is, the film is quite funny. You know, so it sounds like a serious topic, and it is a welcome to my world a serious topic, but people have fun along the way and then jimmy and then at the what you do is, you make people laugh and then you just sort of take the message and you put it in their top pocket like that and just say, have a read at that later, you know jimmy yeah, exactly. I hope that it does start a conversation and we make changes with that. Because you see the difference and its just shocking, what youre saying. Well, we all talk about diversity these days we talk about, you know, gender politics and we talk about the environment. We try to be grown up about this stuff but the one thing it seems that people dont talk about so much is paying people workers not being paid a decent living wage jimmy yeah i mean, the thing is and some of these people dont have running water. Its not like, you know, if you just up their wages its not like the company is going to go down jimmy theyre making billions of dollars. Theyve got a margin of error that they can, like, rack it up a few dollars. Jimmy of course. I want to show a clip. Heres steve coogan in greed. Take a look at this. Is this an investigation into my tax affairs . I pay what i have to and no more, because im not stupid voMike Bloomberg has a recordgue if you want to chase people of doing something. Avoiding tax, why dont you go after the big boys as mayor, he protected womens i mean, look at apple. Expanded Health Coverage look at amazon starbucks. To 700,000 new yorkers. Why are you chasing me right, its its not them and decreased infantmortality i suggest you google it, rates to historic lows. Mr. Chairman theres another company. As president , hell build on how much tax did google pay . Obamacare, cap medical costs, not very much. And will always protect a if you dont believe me, talk to bono. Hes avoided hundreds of womans right to choose. Mike bloomberg a record on millions of tax while claiming that u2 are based in Holland Health care nobody can argue about. Doesnt stop him going around mike im Mike Bloomberg the world in your nans and i approve this message. Sunglasses proclaiming about ending poverty, or whatever. This is him in the daily mail. Youd be stupid not to try and cut your tax bill, says bono. [ cheers and applause jimmy whoa [ cheers and applause im always a little im always a little kind of, uh [ fastpaced drumming ] im almost like, oh god, i hope bono doesnt see that. [ laughter ] jimmy exactly. And then s thinking, i think hell survive some mild criticism from steve coogan in an independent movie. [ laughter ] jimmy he definitely will i think hell do okay, yeah. We love when you come by i wish you came by more often. I love you, man. Steve coogan thanks buddy. [ cheers and applause jimmy greed opens this [ cheers and applause friday in new york and l. A greed. Well be right back with a a performance from broadways girl from the North Country. Jimmy welcome back to the tonight show everybody. Stick around [ cheers and applause we are about to play a game we like to call slay it, dont spray it. Tonight ill be facing off against a singer, songwriter, and actor who is the newest coach on the voice. Delicious highfiber raisin bran. Give it up for nick jonas [ cheers and applause wow. They heard of you. They know who you are. [ cheers and applause heres how it works. Were gonna take turns trying to sing wellknown songs well have most of the lyrics in front of us on cue cards. But when the music stops, well only see a blank and it will be up to us to finish the line correctly. If you dont get the lyrics exactly right, the microphone you sure you dont want me to come with you . In front of you will spray water in your face im very sure. [ laughter ] because i can. laughs but, if you can slay it and make good choices. Sing all the words perfectly, then your opponent gets sprayed you make good choices. In the face. I am. Fiber is good for digestive health. Good choices never tasted so good. Kelloggs raisin bran. I like it jimmy sound good [ light laughter ] lets do it jimmy do we have our [ cheers and applause we have our safety glasses on, because safety is sexy [ laughter ] its true very true. Jimmy nick, you are up first. Go ahead and hit the button. Lets see what song you get. Ooh, im nervous. Jimmy come on, give him a hard one may the best man win. Jimmy yeah, of course i will [ laught wha oh ve h[ cheerd of this song. One, two, three i kissed a girl and i liked it the taste of her cherry chapstick i kissed a girl just to try it i hope my boyfrien dont mind it it felt so wron it felt so right dont mean im in love we only come out at night we only come out at night tonight [ cheers and applause [ ding ] i walk alone ill pretend to know the way thats a lot of water jimmy can we see that i cant even see we only come out at night can we see that in slowmo please [ laughter ] we only come out at night i will be singing what one give me an ease i kissed a girl. Oh, oh, announcer ® onceweekly ozempic® is [ audience oohs ooh helping many people with type 2 diabetes like jimmy i know the song. Oh, gosh a majority of adults who took ozempic® two, three, and reached an a1c under 7 and maintained it. Heres your a1c. Oh my a1c is under 7 announcer and you may lose weight. Adults who took ozempic® lost on average up to 12 pounds. Tell me did you sail across the su i lost almost 12 pounds did you make it to the oh milky way announcer ozempic® does not increase to see the lights the risk of major cardiovascular events all fade like heart attack, stroke, or death. And that heaven is overrated theres no increased risk. Oh and tel and i only have to take it once a week. Me did you fal from a shooting star oh oh, oh, oh, ozempic® one time i played guitar announcer ozempic® should not be the first medicine for treating diabetes, or for people [ sad horn ] with type 1 diabetes or diabetic ketoacidosis. [ laughter and applause [ buzzer ] do not share needles or pens. Dont reuse needles. Do not take ozempic® if you have a personal or Family History jimmy who knows that line . Everyone knows katy perry. Of medullary thyroid cancer, they know the whole song multiple endocrine neoplasia syndrome type 2, i dont know that one or if you are allergic to ozempic®. Jimmy what is that line . What is it stop taking ozempic® and get medical help right away [ laughter ] oh, yeah, of course if you get a lump or swelling in your neck, jimmy of course. Severe stomach pain, itching, ra all right. Nick, it is your turn. Okay. Jimmy im not gonna show serious side eff slow motion, because it was the same thing [ laughter ] tell your doctor if you have Diabetic Retinopathy go ahead and hit that button [ beeping or vision changes. Give him something tricky, please taking ozempic® with a sulfonylurea or insulin may increase low blood sugar risk. Oh. Common side effects are nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, jimmy i know that stomach pain, and constipation. I know that. You know this one jimmy of course. Some side effects can lead to dehydration, fall out boy is my theyre my dudes [ laughter ] do you want to take this one which may worsen kidney problems. Then if you know it . Onceweekly ozempic® is jimmy nah, ill let you play with it [ laughter ] helping me reach my blood sugar goal. Oh, oh, oh, ozempic® one, two, three, four announcer you may pay as little as 25 per prescription. Ask your Health Care Provider today about onceweekly ozempic®. Drop a hear my skin gets so tired. Break a name this new olay serum feels so dewy, and hydrated. Were always sleeping in sleeping gives my skin an extra boost of life. For the wrong tea its full of energy. It finally matches me. Were going down dow im denise bidot, and my skin is powerful. In an earlier round and i can face anything with my olay. And sugar were going down swinging ill be youre number one with a bulle a loaded god complex vo i want to rock rock cock it and pull it [ cheers and applause i want to rock rock i want to rock rock jimmy that was excellent oh, no rock rock rock rock rock rock hey. I want to. That was a little that is the lyric jimmy i know chris rock whod you expect . You put a little extra mustard Sylvester Stallone i dont know. Me . On that last one [ laughter ] vo i want to rock that one was a little harsh. That was like [ laughter ] rock rock rock rock i want to rock my glasses almost flew dude, my my jowls were flapping around. You just gotta see the lighter side of things. [ laughter ] oh, this is it. This is how i die. Next time im gonna stick my head out all right. Back to me you all ready for this . I cant see. This is fun, is it [ laughter ] its so fun for me. Couldve been worse [ beeping jimmy im gonna get this same time tomorrow . One. Get ready dude lets do another round. Get ready for this one oh. [ cheers and applause i need all the breaks as athat i can get. Or, same time tomorrow . At liberty butchemel. Cut. Liberty mu. Line . Cut. Liberty mutual customizes your Car Insurance i dont know if you know the words though jimmy oh, of course. So you only pay for what you need. Joe doesnt even know the words. [ laughter ] cut. Liberty m. [ mumbling and humng am i allowed to riff . What if i come out of the water . Liberty biberty. Cut. Well dub it. Liberty mutual customizes your Car Insurance im a sucker for jimmy yeah, i got this [ laughter ] come on, roots so you only pay for what you need. Do it. [ humming [ light laughter ] only pay for what you need. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Ive been dancing on top of cars and stumbling out of bars i follow yo through the dark cant get enough youre the medicine and the pain the tattoo inside my brain and baby you know its obvious im a sucker for yo say the word and ill go anywhere blindly [ cheers and applause [ ding ] jimmy yes yes, yes, yes, yes [ cheers and applause say the word, ill go anywhere blindly look whos blind [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] arent you happy you did this show im so happy to be here jimmy i am so excited about this [ laughter ] now here to perform slow train and license to kill the cast of girl from the North Country. Jimmy this last one here, this is gonna be a duet. Okay. Jimmy if we slay it, were safe but, either one of us messes [ cheers and applause up, we both get sprayed. Jimmy all right, here we go [ beeping [ laughter ] [ audience oohs oh, oh i cant see what it says i had a woman down in alabam jimmy oh sorry it says [ laughter ] high hopes, panic at the she was a backwoods girl but disco. I just had to act surprised [ laughter ] [ mumbling and humming ] she sure was realistic okay, got it [ humming jimmy i dont know if i got she said bo this one, dude i feel real bad. I think im gonna ruin it for without a doub both of us [ light laughter ] i love panic at the disco. Have to quit your mess and straighten out we can do this. You could die down here jimmy all right, we can do this be just another accident here we go all right, good. All right. Statistic roots, whenever youre ready all right, we can do this. One, two, three, four cause theres a slo slow slow train comin train up around the bend had to have high high coming slow train coming hopes for a living shooting for the stars whe i couldnt make a killing well my bab didnt have a dime bu went to illinois i always had a visio with some badtalkin bo always had high high hopes she could destroy had to have high high a real suicide case hopes for a living but there was nothin didnt know how but i always could do to stop it had a feeling [ singing over each other i dont car about econom [ buzzer ] i dont care about astronomy [ sad horn ] jimmy that was right but it sure do bother m that was right you were wrong to see my loved ones turning those are the real those are the real lyrics. Into puppets whoa those are the wrong jimmy those are the real lyrics cause theres a slo i agree with you i agree with you were the winners. Slow slow train comin train me and nick jonas, everybody [ cheers and applause more with nick after the break slow train coming stick around come on back [ rsndpplause theres a slow slow slow train comin trai up around the bend comin a slow train coming theres a woman my name is beatrice dixon. Im the founder of the honey pot. On my bloc in the beginning it wasnt easy to, she just sit there like, start this company. As the night grows still and there was a lot of times that it almost didnt happen. She say who gonna take awa if target didnt take the chance on us, his license to kill we wouldnt be in all the retailers that were in today. Is they helped us with the product line, the packaging. Now they take him they really, like, changed my life. And they teach him the reason why its so important for honey pot to do well and they groom is so the next black girl him for life that comes up with a great idea, and they set hi she could have a better opportunity. On a pat that means a lot to me. Where hes bound t get ill hey then they bury hi with stars sell his body like they do used cars theres a woman slo on my block trai she just sit there slo facin the hill train she say who gonna take awa his license to kill may be a noisemaker spirit maker heartbreaker backbreaker worried im not picking it up. You pick it up leave no stone unturned im not picking it up ill pick it up theyre clean may be an actor raps cuz my hineys clean. In a plot that might b all that you got til you oh yeah im charmin clean. Error you clearly learned charmin ultra strong just cleans better. Cause theres a slow slow enjoy the go with charmin. Slow train comin trai up around the bend comin slow train coming theres a slow slow slow train comin trai up around the bend comin a slow train coming theres a slow theres a slow slo theres a slow theres a slow train comin applebees new irresistabowls a slow train coming now starting at 7. 99. Theres a slow slow now thats eatin good slow train comin trai in the neighborhood. Up around the bend comin just get one of me looking off. A slow train coming how is she there and were here . [ cheers and applause jimmy oh condoms. True. Dont hatelike their trip, book yours with hotels. Com wow and get rewarded basically everywhere. Hotels. Com. Be there. Do that. Get rewarded. Fantastic, awesome, fantastic thank you, thank you the cast of girl from the North Country welcome to portabellas. Thisfor some scampi bites. Eady [ cheers and applause wait a sec i feel like i know you . Go see it now playing on broadway at the velasco theater. Oh have you dined with us before . No, youre youre that insurance guy, arent you . For tickets, go to northcountryonbroadway. Com the pasty one . Well be right back everybody oh, i loved it oh, yeah. As if [ cheers and applause like im gonna go into some spiel about how you can get options based on your budget with the name your price tool. Hey, robbie, you tell them about the mushroom puffers . Just about to, pam. Wait, are we in a progressive commercial . Come on down to portabellas its food, family, and fun what is happening . And i start to pray till the tears run down from my eyes lord somebody, ooh somebody can anybody find me somebody to love . Alexa, play queen on amazon music. We bet you know this place. [music playing] you know, the happiest place on earth, but. Have you flown the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy . Or channeled your inner jedi . Alexa, play queen tomtrump on the economy. Ald his people over profits plan you gotta love that. Makes a living wage a right. Have you raced through radiator springs . Creates thousands of good paying or struck a power pose with them . Green jobs in california. Now is the perfect time to feel like this. And provides a 10 tax cut for and this. Everyone making under 250,000. And definitely that. Toms plan also makes health kids enjoy the magic for just 67 per child care a right, by adding a public per day, with a 3day 1park per day ticket. Option to obamacare. Protects union negotiated plans. And ensures californians you know, weve had quite the can make their own kids enjoy the magic for just 67 per child how you watch it does too. Tv just keeps getting better. This is xfinity x1. Featuring the Emmy Awardwinning voice remote. Streaming Services Without changing passwords and input. Live sports with realtime stats and scores. Access to the most 4k content. And your movies and shows to go. The best tv experience is the best tv value. Xfinity x1. Simple. Easy. Awesome. Xfinity. The future of awesome. Fisnt just about polar bears. Were fighting for our lives, were fighting for clean air and clean water. Thats why i wrote the law to send billions from polluters to communities suffering the most. And only one candidate for president was with us back then, tom steyer. And hes still fighting for us, pledging to make clean air and clean water a right for everyone, regardless of your zip code. Thats the truth. Thats tom steyer. Im tom steyer and i approve this message. [ cheers and applause jimmy my thanks to nick jonas, steve coogan, the cast of girl from the North Country. [ cheers and applause fantastic. And the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight carson daly, star of sacred lies the singing bones, actress Juliette Lewis author Patrick Radden keefe, featuring the 8g band with Michelle Baptiste [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause that is great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news in a new interview, President Trumps former white house doctor said he would put cauliflower in trumps mashed potatoes in an effort to improve his diet [ laughter ]
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