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I hope you are all doing well. Today, President Trump visited the cdc headquarters thats simple. Easy. Awesome. When trump got there, he was immediately bummed after realizing cdc doesnt stand for call, click or visit a store today. Centers for diet coke. [ laughter ] you got to be kidding me. [ laughter ] thats right, trump went to the cdc for the latest update on the coronavirus. Yup. Trump listened very closely to the top experts, so later on he [ cheers and applause jimmy our first guest could completely contradict tonight has sold over 64 million albums. Shes won seven grammys, and everything they said [ laughter ] she has a successful lifestyle but while he was there, trump brand. Told the doctors he appreciated their hard work. Her new book find your path is available now he spent all of last night monitoring their progress. Everybody, please welcome then his staff was like, sir, Carrie Underwood that was an episode of greys anatomy. [ laughter [ cheers and applause im actually kind of surprised they got trump to go, since hes a self described germophobe trump to the cdc, thats like taking mike pence to the set of queer eye. [ laughter ] this is [ hisses ] [ laughter ] meanwhile, i saw that mike pence was visiting areas affected by the coronavirus. Jimmy thank you for coming back and he greeted local officials welcome back with elbow bumps instead of handshakes [ light laughter ] its great to see you again. You too elbow bumps, or as pence calls that, getting into third base. [ laughter ] jimmy congrats on this its already number one on dont tell my wife. Amazon, by the way so, congrats on that thats right, mike pence is in yeah, thank you [ cheers and applause charge of handling the coronavirus. In fact, he released a psa its so exciting today to help calm everybody jimmy i follow you on instagram, i saw that after you down finished your tour, you went to here, take a look. Go see guns n roses hello, i am mike pence. I did [ laughter ] jimmy and said it was one and i want to talk to you about coronavirus. Of the best nights of your life it was. Jimmy explain that to me i am the Vice President , the why was it the best night . Ambassador to heaven and now trumps little science boy well, our tour wrapped. And we were nowhere near [ light laughter ] las vegas. Its true, the president has put me in charge of coronavirus. So, naturally i said, lets go to las vegas with the band. So theres no need to panic or jimmy yeah even blink and go see g n r play. [ laughter ] cause its kind of a lifelong dream of mine i never thought would happen, and i couldnt luckily, we can already see the white at the end of the tunnel waste that opportunity so, i abandoned my husband, abandoned my children today, President Trump [ laughter ] allocated 8. 3 billion to went to vegas disease prevention jimmy yeah saw guns n roses thats 1 for every sin thats jimmy thats what im been committed at a cher talking about. Concert. Amazing [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] and fortunately, i understand jimmy and what was it what was it like viruses. Theyre amazing live or as i call them, little no they are. Satans. Well, usually when i go to concerts, im like, in a box on [ light laughter ] the side so everything will be cool as milk as long as we follow a few tips like, instead of saying bless jimmy sure, yeah you, start saying god bless you know, which is great. You. It has its perks theres usually a bathroom in there, and its kind of awesome. But you miss the energy of the [ laughter ] crowd. Wash your hands frequently jimmy sure and because we were in and dont touch yourself vegas, i mean, we were just kind of in there with everybody else not even in the shower [ light laughter ] and it was absolutely incredible, because it was just if you are feeling sick, call your exorcist right away like, you could feel everybody everybody was screaming. [ light laughter ] avoid personal contact, even i was screaming. With your spouse i was like, im never going to see none of these people ever again. Thats why mother and i havent im going to act like a fool. Touched in years [ light laughter ] [ laughter ] and it was amazing if you have to cough, dont. Jimmy did you get to meet the band at all . [ light laughter ] i mean, i might have, like, hung out with axl after the thats just the holy[ laughter ] show a little bit. Coronavirus is affecll jimmy oh my god, i love how americans. Youve become, like, a valley even i had to cancel my leviticus on the sea bible girl cruise like, yeah, i might have seen him, i dont know. [ light laughter ] [ laughter ] but if we stay calm, everything will be all white. Axl rose was there and i mean all right [ laughter ] i do always say, like, you all right. Know, its hard when you kind of meet your heroes, you know . I am mike pence, and i bless this message because i do consider him to be [ laughter ] somebody who kind of taught me how to sing. Because i just loved how he im gonna be the fall guy for could just do Different Things with his voice this, arent i [ applause ] hes gonna go with nikki haley, right . All righty, then mother, pack our bags. Jimmy yeah and i was like, oh, i dont know [ cheers and applause i dont know what if i meet him and hes not everything i want him to be . Jimmy thats nice of them. Steve wow. But he was jimmy because of the coronavirus, people are so, it was great stocking up on supplies and shelves are now empty at stores like costco, walmart and cvs jimmy he was cool, right yeah [ applause ] its weird, theres a contagious virus going around he was super cool hes great and nice, and we talked and were best friends and now we go to stores instead [ light laughter ] jimmy i wanted to of ordering on amazon. Youre best friends. I love it. I want to talk about [ light laughter ] fit52 life, and what youre doing with this. This is your whole new brand people are so concerned about the coronavirus that some shops really, i mean, which is how on amazon are selling bottles did you get into this . Of purell for as much as 350. Its crazy well, i have been kind of falling more and more in love but i dont think purell is too upset about it check out this ad that they with health and fitness, really just over the past 15 years. Just put out at purell, were all about keeping your hands clean jimmy sure kind of like how were cleaning and i started five years ago working with dicks sporting up at the bank, son. Goods to make calia, which [ air horn ] [ explosions ] is jimmy thats right the Clothing Brand that were riding the germ train all we design and make the way to cash city [ air horn ] and im super proud of it and we dont even need to make ads anymore. Celebrating our fifth birthday you know how they bumped bacthne so, its just kind of like ever since that door opened and i well, we bought the new started doing that, its just evolved more james bond movie so, we decided to write a book [ tires screeching ] [ car horn ] and heres the whole thing right now. Hell yeah. That cost 250 million purell, please dont switch to jimmy we started a thing on soap our show called use it and [ cheers and applause lose it. Yes jimmy this whole month its not the same at all. Jimmy yeah, isnt that interesting . Yeah jimmy no [ laughter ] its not yeah, this is yeah. Steve wow. But have you ever bought any of those things where its like, something on bowflex or any jimmy well, this is going of that stuff that on tv viral. Yesterday, after Elizabeth Warren dropped out of or . The race, her dog bailey stole i havent but my mom had someones burrito at her campaign headquarters. Some things [ light laughter ] check this out jimmy yeah how you doing growing up bailey stole it. I remember she had the thigh master [ light laughter ] jimmy yes jimmy just when warren [ laughter and applause thats what im talking about, thought her day couldnt get yes. What was that would you just like any worse, she had to clean up yeah. Jimmy the thigh master burrito dog crap all day while youre watching tv. Just, you know jimmy just no big deal [ light laughter ] yeah just work work out get this jimmy get a couple crunches i read that Bernie Sanders older brother has been helping in yeah, suzanne somers, i think, was the yeah. His campaign jimmy spokesman for the and right now a lot of you are thigh master yep thinking, wait, Bernie Sanders jimmy i love we gotta has an older brother . Shoot a thigh master thats what i want to get, one of those gems. You could also, like, launch [ light laughter ] who is it, zeus . Stuff off of it if you really wanted to do [ light laughter ] bernie and his brother [ laughter ] apparently try and speak on the jimmy no, thats not what you want to do at all. Phone every sunday put, like, a ball on it push it down catapult jimmy and launch things heres how that conversation goes across the room. What . What yeah what jimmy theres no thigh im hanging up master in here at all. No, theres not what . Jimmy no [ light laughter ] you could bring it back though jimmy you could. In other news, this weekend is Daylight Saving time and i was looking through this, and theres tons of fun exercises, recipes. [ trumpet plays you know what that sound means its time for something you didnt expect to hear today. But this page right here, i was like you guys wanna see you like mamas guns there . Jimmy look at the gun look at that so william shatner, distinguished actor, has reportedly been awarded horse look at that semen as part of his divorce settlement yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy look at that welcome to the gun show jimmy come on, man yeah jimmy come on [ light laughter ] thats what im talking about. [ applause ] yeah, maybe hell think before he cheats. Jimmy some sports news come on, look at that [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] come on, look at that. I work hard i love muscles i love feeling strong. Thats my baby arm, though, some sports news, this isnt good a member of the new york jets too. Was arrested for trying to board a plane at laguardia with a handgun. Jimmy thats not even the big arm . No, no. No, no, no luckily, when the cops realized sorry. [ light laughter ] he played for the jets and was jimmy oh i carry the baby on that flying from laguardia, they were like, this man has side of my body. Suffered enough. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, sorry, sorry i thought you had a baby arm [ laughter ] i thought you had a baby arm and big arm. Youre free to go. [ laughter ] no, thats why theyre on and finally, i read that espn is offering Peyton Manning jimmy cause i do. I have a baby arm. I only work one side. 20 million a year to be a jimmy this ones weaker than this one, but this one cause i play a lot of like, a broadcaster on monday night football. Golden tee and stuff yeah, 20 million and i bowl with this one and stuff. When he heard that, peyton told so, this is my baby arm. Nationwide i qui yall can go to hell all moms out there know, [ laughter ] though weve got a great show, give it you have one arm thats stronger than the other, cause up for the roots you carry your [ cheers and applause jimmy of course. Kid on that side jimmy yeah, and thats the stronger one yep jimmy yeah, i think im kind of we only photographed from this side. [ light laughter ] jimmy theres also a thing called the fit52 app [ cheers and applause yeah. Jimmy now, explain what this is. cause i think its a cool haha idea beats well, we started with the workout in the book. And its something that my trainer, eve overland, and i steve dang have been doing for a long jimmy we have a fun show time tonight, everybody Carrie Underwood is here and its kind of been a game thats been in the Fitness Community for a long time. Steve oh jimmy ive never heard of [ cheers and applause shes got a new book it find your path. Really . Jimmy no we love Carrie Underwood well you use a deck of cards, and each suit is also, diego luna is here a certain exercise steve oh [ cheers and applause ] and you oops, you just have a set of one jimmy yeah, thats my man. Jimmy yeah so, you would draw a card and we got music from lauv and its usually this to me is steve oh [ cheers and applause ] cardio spades are cardio. Jimmy guys, last week we jimmy oh, so every suit is a different announced this thing we are yeah. Doing for the whole month of march called use it and lose jimmy exercise. It. This is the way i do it basically, i asked you guys to dust off some old exercise you can do it any way you want diamonds are upper body, hearts equipment you have laying are lower body, cause its like a little booty. Around the house and use it. [ light laughter ] whatever it is, a nordic track, clubs are core, and then spades an ab roller, a shake weight are cardio i just rediscovered an old jimmy wow. Treadmill that i had under a so, it you did this youd be a pile of coats and boxes. Doing 12 of something cardioesque jimmy like, what would we do [ light laughter ] would you like to ill do something. And i started using it again yeah. I mean, im in some heels. Its all about getting motivated, getting in shape. And youre in a suit, but lets and the best part of use it work out and lose it is every friday this month, were going to demo [ cheers and applause jimmy thats right, i wear a piece of classic exercise equipment and give it away to one lucky member of our audience heels, too yeah [ cheers and applause you could do some skaters and today is friday, so lets do you know skaters . Jimmy no see what tonights exercise equipment is its time to use it and lose im not going to be able to it properly demonstrate skaters in these but like jimmy you want me to do it [ cheers and applause i can do it. Dont lose it you can teach me how to do it. You do like this normally do use i im in yeah jimmy like that . Use it and lose it yeah. You do them bigger [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause yeah six jimmy now lets see what together 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, tonights exercise equipment is 11, 12 [ drumroll ] its a bowflex [ cheers and applause jimmy we should do a a musical together [ laughter ] that was a good dance move yeah, that was fun jimmy like fred astaire. This is awesome. Doesnt take up too much room. I love it. [ applause ] Carrie Underwood, everybody. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause fit52 app is available its a bowflex now, lets find out more about the bowflex. And congrats on the book find your path is out now. A totally new concept in home fitness bowflex, from schwinn. [ cheers and applause it efficiently builds better more tonight show after the muscle strength, endurance, and break. Body flexibility right in your own home we love Carrie Underwood thank you so much for coming on i like that. 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[ light laughter ] just say it. Just say yes, brian. All right, all right no, no, no turn the other way [ laughter ] cmon man you just gotta see the lighter side of things. [ cymbal crash ] whats wrong with this guy oh, my god [ laughter ] fore [ cymbal crash ] youre the man there we go. Birdie there you go snail, jellyfish. There we go. [ cheers and applause you guys wanna switch sides now . Were good. Crush meeee. Robots . fantastic. Does it feel good . Do you feel the burn you think other people work out like this . You feel the burn . Im sure theyre out there, you just gotta find them. Thank you very much. Give brian a round of applause [ cheers and applause stick around, well be right back with thank you notes, everybody. [ cheers and applause driver vo when i started this commute, everyone said i was crazy. So fifteen years ago, i got my first subaru hey earl, another cold one. And i did it anyway. You got it. 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The 6. 99 super slam™ is back see you at dennys [ cheers and applause jimmy he did not he did not want that at all he did not want that bowflex [ laughter ] steve he wants to carry jimmy he will not take that home with him. Steve yeah. Jimmy he will never go back to d. C. With that bowflex at all. [ laughter ] steve hey. Jimmy by the way, mine smell like cigarette smoke by the way. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause steve yours did . Jimmy yeah, somebody was probably working out, having a jimmy our next guest is a good smoke [ laughter ] a very talented actor who stars guys, by the way, last night, i tried to think of a new fist bump in the Netflix Series narcos mexico. Steve right. Jimmy and i thought, so we touch wrist to wrist to make a a heart. [ laughter ] the Second Season [ cheers ] i know, hes fantastic the Second Season is available but now i thought even better. Now. Please welcome diego luna. Steve whats that . Jimmy we dont even have to [ cheers and applause touch. Steve ooh. Jimmy i go up to you, i make my heart, and i pound it over my heart. [ audience ohs ] steve you are in my heart. Jimmy i go, i love you, i get it, we are in this together. Steve you point first . Jimmy no [ cheers and applause steve okay [ laughter ] jimmy i think you make eye contact, and then yeah. Yeah, i think, right tariq youre still, like, jimmy diego, thank you so much for being here, i pounding appreciate it. Jimmy yeah tariq and you said that was oh, by the way, let me say violent. One thing. Like, yesterday, we said i mentioned why dont you just go jimmy sure like this, like, one those and because i have an you said, no, i just feel like it is a strike. 11yearold. Jimmy oh, yeah his name is jeronimo. [ light laughter ] and theyre huge fans. Jimmy yeah, things change. Everyone in his school, in his [ laughter ] classroom, are huge fans of this show. I have grown up, buddy even though theyre not sorry. Supposed to watch it, right . Tariq okay [ laughter ] jimmy oh, yeah, yeah [ laughter ] jimmy i think this is well, it depends how cool their Something Else parents are. Ah steve thats like a vampire jimmy yeah, exactly. Stake. Jimmy that means too much. Youre very cool, yeah thats Something Else. [ laughter ] tariq i think i think you should just, like, gently place i just wanted you to jimmy they watch this on the heart over your heart. Tv well, i guess on youtube or something. [ audience aws ] jimmy yeah, youtube. Thats where all the kids jimmy no, that feels like i watch. No way, so hes watching right feel bad for you [ laughter ] now . Hes watching right now jimmy hey buddy. This feels like were in it together hey. Like hi buddy, how are you doing . Your dad is awesome. I love your dad. Steve right. Hes so cool [ cheers and applause jimmy our hearts are beating and we are still thinking about taking care of each other and spreading love. Hes the coolest hes the coolest steve not germs. You really actually are the jimmy its not germs steve yeah coolest. Thank you very much steve spread love, not germs. Jimmy ive got to talk about this, youre going to be jimmy yeah in the rogue one prequel you still got that Bumper Sticker . Right . Steve i do, on the back of vw bus for disney plus. Jimmy that company yeah. Steve yeah jimmy now look, already jimmy oh, yes, oh, yeah. Youre distracted. Spread love, not germs cause you are not allowed to yeah, do that. [ light laughter ] say anything about it, right thats it. Everybody is going to be doing at all it steve everybody. Ive got to start yeah, [ laughter ] yeah, yeah gotta look distracted. Jimmy guys, today is friday, and thats usually when i catch up with some personal stuff, i check my inbox return jimmy youve got to make things up. Some emails, and of course, i sorry, you were talking send out thank you notes jimmy i heard a rumor that the name of the show is white snake. What do you mean . Well, i was running a bit behind tonight, so i thought if you guys wouldnt mind, id just like to write out my [ laughter ] weekly thank you notes right jimmy no big deal, you can now. Is that cool with you guys say it its not a big deal, were cool, right . [ cheers and applause which show . Thank you. Which show jimmy were cool you mean [ light laughter ] jimmy whats that . James, can i get some thank you which show . Jimmy i was just talking notewriting music, please about your show, the rogue one prequel i am sorry, my english is just very limited. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah such a good mood all the time. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause steve yeah [ light laughter ] [ speaking spanish ] jimmy white snake. [ laughter ] what to be honest, in spanish it sounds like a porn movie jimmy thank you, cdc [ laughter ] telling people not to touch their face, for being a great way to get millions of not a show for kids. Americans to want to touch their face jimmy can you can you [ speaking spanish ] its like where did you get that from i mean [ applause ] wait, what . Jimmy i heard white snake is the name. Thats the rumor go on all the blogs im quitting if thats true [ laughter ] [ laughter ] jimmy no, really thank you, selfquarantining if you feel flulike symptoms, or so, its not white snake as thats also known, netflix no, its not. And chills jimmy okay i do want to talk to you about cause when you did do press for the movie, for rogue [ laughter and applause one, which was the biggest steve come on. Thing of all time, you kept saying something in an come on. Interview. Do you know what i am talking about . Yeah, of course [ laughter ] jimmy why would you jimmy thank you, democratic candidate field, for having im such an idiot you say one thing, and it haunts you forever more drop outs this week than jimmy yeah, let me show you a 7 00 a. M. Spin class the what oh, no. Morning after jimmy we put a little Saint Patricks day. [ laughter ] compilation of diego luna. [ applause ] check it out i dont think i can make the class, sir, my friend. Jabba, i have always wanted to touch him steve im a bit busy. Jimmy yes. I like, the texture of jabba is steve brutal. Something i need to discover [ laughter ] [ laughter ] and the texture. Jimmy thank you, new york city, for cleaning the [ laughter ] subway with bleach every three just like days the texture i am very curious to actually [ laughter ] touch that texture or as murderers put it, thanks jabba, come on for the heads up. Touching his, you know, like, his belly. [ laughter and applause [ laughter ] [ laughter ] like, ooh i am so tempted. I mean this is jimmy yabba. [ cheers and applause jabba. Jabba the hutt yeah, obviously jabba the hutt jimmy yabba the hutt i have, like, seven jabbas at home. Schwinn everyone gives me jabbas its like, ah, what is the best gift for diego he turned 40 steve ahchoo jimmy i didnt know you are going to schwinn oh, youre jabba [ laughter ] its like, no [ laughter ] going to acting class is really jimmy lets talk about paying off narcos mexico. Lets do it [ laughter ] jimmy youre fantastic [ laughter ] do you want to set it up for anyone who hasnt seen it . Yeah, narcos mexico is the story of the 80s in thank you, new yorks ban on plastic bags mexico well, well, well, i guess saving 900 plastic bags under my kitchen sink for ten years how the madness started, the finally paid off madness were living today [ laughter and applause its a very powerful series, i think, because it is somehow connects with the world we are schwinn living in without you knowing. [ laughter ] by the end you go, like, holy crap, thats why the violence jimmy thank you, nail clippers, for allowing me to cut my nails and cut a bitch today. Thats why what we are going through today. And for me, its an interesting [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause way to tell the world that the violence we are living in mexico these days belong to all of us. You know jimmy yeah market is here. This is a global issue, you know, and we are getting the steve schwinn. Violence this story tells you why we are getting the violence and whats happening and how much this is Jimmy Schwinn not a story of good and bad [ laughter ] people, you know jimmy thank you, Daylight Saving, being the time we spring forward for being the most positive way of saying, there is many layers there screwed out of another hour of jimmy yeah sleep. And corruption is everywhere you know jimmy you do such a great [ laughter and applause there you go everybody, those job acting in this, i will say are my thank you notes well be right back with more just to complement you while of the tonight show. [ cheers and applause you are here thank you jimmy but you dont play cause you are a bad guy yeah. Jimmy but you dont play it like a villain youre actually just right . Well, you cannot judge a character as an actor, you know then i step back, and i dont justify his actions. When im playing it, i have to understand why hes doing what hes doing we are tmobile. So, i have to find a way to covering over 200 million americans connect with the character you know on the first and only nationwide 5g network. And thats the job we have, and thats the beauty of our job now experience it on the latest samsung phone. We are playing a gang there, and we are trying to make a character real now i step back, and i see the introducing the Samsung Galaxy s20 5g. Right now, when you buy one, you get one free. Story. And i am so glad we end shooting the Second Season, because its its its plus get 2 lines of unlimited and 5g access included, exhausting you know for only 90 bucks a month. The material is hard core. Thats right, when you buy one galaxy s20 5g, you get one free. Jimmy yeah but then i go back home, and i cannot tell my kids where i was. You know only at tmobile. [ light laughter ] jimmy you cant tell them, cause what you did all day. Yeah, of course its like, yeah, i was talking about killing so many people jimmy exactly, no, yeah. Intoxicating half of the howling wind howling wind planet jimmy you should talk about jabba and the texture. [ laughter ] thats all you gotta talk about, is the texture. I want to show everyone a clip heres diego luna in narcos mexico. Take a look at this. [ speaking spanish ] thats a zzzquil pure zzzs sleep. Our gummies contain a unique botanical blend, while an optimal melatonin level means no nextday grogginess. Zzzquil pure zzzs. Naturally superior sleep. Hey, america dogo out to ita at. Whats ita . Great question. ita is a little bit. drowned out by sizzling and a whole lot of. rattling and clinking oh, and definitely some delicious. drowned out by crunching and see those people . Thats so ita. Going out to eat is supposed to be fun. So come on lets go out to ita come in today for chilis 3 for 10 [ cheers and applause jimmy thats the way to do it now with chicken or shrimp fajitas. Diego luna everybody season two of narcos mexico is available now on netflix. Lauv performs for us next. Stick around [ cheers and applause we made usaa insurance for members like martin. For that many calories you could have 9 veggie chips. These are more chip than veggie. While v8 is a snack you can veg out on. V8 the original Plant Powered drink. Veg up. mom [thunder] were you planning on mowing the lawn today . son no. burke seen it. Covered it. At farmers insurance, we know a thing or two because weve seen a thing or two. So call 1800 farmers to get a quote. We are farmers. 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Shes a multiplatinum recording artist and has a new book out called find your path. Give it up for Carrie Underwood [ cheers and applause jimmy now, carrie, since your book is all about getting healthy and fit, i thought it would be fun if we played a new fitness game its time for tonight shows fittest of the fit challenge. [ cheers and applause wanna get fit wanna get fi fittest of the fit jimmy all right, our first challenge is called the hang ten. We have to race along this course matching our hands and feet exactly to the pictures on the floor. The first one to finish wins the round. Okay, do you understand . Yeah. Jimmy all right. [ light laughter ] are you ready . Have you ever done anything like this before in your lifetime never jimmy yeah, me neither maybe, like, dance dance revolution meets twister. Its really fun. One up on me. [ cheers and applause jimmy all right, but i dont think im going to win but either way jimmy performing modern loneliness, from his go to hell, jimmy jimmy hey, confidence, new album how im feeling. Confidence is key. All right, here we go. All right, you ready please welcome, lauv lets line up. All right. Wait i just want to see what it is. [ cheers and applause on your mark, get set, go [ cheers and applause oh, god oh, god, this is so hard oh, my god, youre killing me. Ive been thinkin bout my father lately [ laughter ] oh, my god no [ bell dings ] the person that he made me [ cheers and applause the person ive become and ive been tryin jimmy that was so embarrassing to fill all of this empt oh, my gosh. But im still so empty yea it was harder than you would think it would be. I could use some love jimmy it really is tough, man. Can we see that again . Why . And ive been tryin in slow motion, here we go [ light laughter ] to find a reason to get up oh, my god it was that bad. Oh, my gosh. What are you doing been trying to fin a reason for this stuff its beautiful. Jimmy now it is time im like, wow, just clueless in my bedroom im like, hand, foot, what . And my close the baggage in my hear now its time for our second challenge. This is called the bodzilla is still so dark yeah. [ cheers ] jimmy and this time, were modern loneliness going to be working together one of us will put on a blindfold and attempt to walk were never alon through this tiny city without but always depressed yea knocking over [ laughter ] love my friends to death or crushing any of the buildings. But i never cal while the other has to hold a plank and guide them by shouting out where they should and i never text, yeah step whos doing the [ laughter ] ladidadida whos doing the planking yeah, you get what you give and you give what you get, s since you won the last round modern lonelines we love to get high that doesnt help, does it . But we dont know how to come down jimmy no, it doesnt yeah, it means you will be walking blindfolds through the city if i could break and i have to do a plank my dna to pieces pushup . Just hold a plank jimmy just walk really just jump. [ laughter ] rid of all my demon just take a real just start running from there and just like a high jump if i could cleanse my soul im 53 and i have super [ laughter ] im not tall jimmy you can do this. I dont know if i can then i could fil jimmy oh, my gosh. The world with blindfolded all my problems but sure jimmy aw, buds, you can do this but that wouldnt solve them all right, you go over there okay. Jimmy and ill go down here and then here we go so, im left here alon its all about okay. [ cheers and applause [ drum roll jimmy ready . And ive been trying on your mark, get set. All right, left, left foot, left foot. To find a reason to get u go left foot. All right, right foot. Straight up in the air right foot straight up in the air im trying to find straight up. Yes, yes, yes, perfect a reason for this stuf wow. [ cheers and applause left foot, youre great. All right, now right foot. Big, big, big, big toe yes in my bedroom and my closet no, no the baggage in my hear yes. No, yes, yes is still so dark perfect. [ cheers ] all right, left foot yes, thats stop right there just stop. Just chill out for two seconds modern loneliness [ laughter ] all right. Left foot up in the air. [ cheers and applause now, over forward, forward were never alone oh, higher, higher, higher but always depressed yea forward no, no, no love my friends to death no, yeah, stop, stop now right foot, real big, giant but i never call step yes, and youre done and i never text e [ cheers and applause that was team work, man. Ladidadida that was great yeah, you get what you give and you give now, can we see that again in what you get, s modern lonelines slow motion . Yes we love to get hig but we dont know how to come dow down, down, down down, down jimmy look at that we dont know oh how to come dow jimmy come on, bodzilla down, down, down thats what im talking about. Its time for the final round. Down, down this is worth 10,000 points. Whoa we dont know how to come dow [ audience ohs ] i know, theyre worth points down, down, down jimmy whoever takes this round, wins and this is a good down, down one here we dont know how to come dow this is called the huff and down, down, down puff faceoff. Down, down what do i win we dont know how [ laughter ] to come dow jimmy uh um whats my motivation . Modern lonelines jimmy bragging rights. Okay. Were never alon [ light laughter ] thats enough. But always depressed, yeah jimmy you have to crouch down into a bear crawl while trying to bl love my friends to deat line but i never call [ light laughter ] whoever has the most balls in the other persons side after 20 seconds wins the game ladidadida whew, im already out of breath yeah, you get what you giv and you give [ laughter ] what you get, so i havent done anything and im modern loneliness breathing heavy. What did i do . Are you ready for this we love to get hig but we dont kno lets do it how to come down jimmy you go over there. Hey, good luck hey. Down, down, dow good luck may the best man win down, down jimmy yeah, or woman or woman. [ light laughter ] we dont know ho jimmy all right, here we to come down go drum roll please down, dow [ drum roll on your mark, get set, go down, down, down we dont know ho [ blowing to come down down, down, dow down, down [ blowing im dreamin im dreamin im dreamin we dont know how to come down down, down, down down, down im dreamin im dreamin [ cheers and applause im dreamin we dont kno how to come down [ blowing modern loneliness were never alon but always depressed, yeah [ bell dings ] jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause i win jimmy oh come on [ cheers and applause that is how you do it. Thank you so good to see you [ talking over each other jimmy Carrie Underwood, [ cheers and applause everybody jimmy lauv [ cheers and applause more with carrie after the break. 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