Okay, were back because my camera operator had to become a mom again and but everythings fine. Everythings good. Winnie, are you okay yeah. Jimmy okay, good franny, you okay yeah. Jimmy oh, perfect. Hey, look at the camera and say hi hi. Jimmy camera winnie, you want to look at the camera and say hi hi. Jimmy there you go just charming, charming. Our guests tonight are adam sandler, who is one of our favorites. Hes just always there for us and just comforting. And i always i just love the guy. So hes on the show and his charity is directrelief. Org. That is going straight to health workers, Health Care Workers, nurses, doctors, everyone who is out there on the front lines fighting this pandemic for us. We also have jessica alba, who is just giving a lot of money to baby2baby through her company honest. Com donate. So well be talking to jessica as well and going through maybe some makeup tutorials. Well see. All right, im going to mute this really quick. Hold on. And then cant get in jimmy lets go down to the security system. Jimmy im going to mute this, guys okay okay. Jimmy thanks lets go down. Lets do a monologue hey, pal all right. Hey, gary. Guys, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show at home edition. Yay okay guys, right now, i am reading jokes in my house at a makeshift desk to total silence. Actually, this is exactly how my parents pictured my career lets get to some news some experts are now suggesting we wipe down our groceries with clorox americans are like, im doing this to stay healthy, then realize theyre wiping down a bag of fuego takis have you ever had takis, honey no. Never even heard of them jimmy its a new thing its a new thing yeah, its like a rolled up tortilla thing oh. Ill try one jimmy new York Governor Andrew Cuomo [ applause ] new York Governor Andrew Cuomo said new york city playgrounds will close yup, its going to that be really tough for the kids and that weird old guy on roller skates i mean, where in the hell do you find a walkman these days . There he is. The mayor of los angeles is now recommending that all residents cover their faces in public and since its l. A. , you get to play that fun game, protected from the coronavirus or botched nose job . Or both. The National Bobblehead hall of fame and museum announced that dr. Fauci bobbleheads will be going on sale tomorrow wow, thats incredible theres a National Bobblehead hall of fame and museum . You can actually a buy a dr. Fauci bobblehead doll. This bobblehead is a little different, because whenever it hears a trump press conference, it slowly shakes its head back and forth. I saw an article that suggested having an athome dance party as a way to get more exercise during the quarantine. Thats a great idea, said only People Living on the top floor of their building. A man in england ran a marathon in his backyard to raise money for the National Health service. When he was done, he went back inside, spent a few minutes with his family im going to do it again a man in england ran a marathon in his backyard to raise money cause its pretty good a man in england ran a marathon in his backyard to raise money for the National Health service. When he was done, he went back inside, spent a few minutes with his family and then ran a second marathon its a good joke and finally, i saw that today is National Peanut butter and jelly day, although right now americans favorite pb j is purell, brawny and jack daniels. Thats my monologue for you right there. Its time for hashtags. Hey, guys. Now its time for hashtags. We asked you guys to a quarantineamovie was the hashtag and my example was bigherosixfeetapart and you guys answered. And thank you for playing the game along we were trending number two in the country so that was major. Thank you. Thank you so much. Now id like to share some of my favorite hashtags with you right now. Quarantineamovie. Here we go heatheronair said gosh, i cant grab im becoming that guy that licks his fingers when he does that its its the jacket. I put on a jacket because i am tired of not dressing up so i put on a jacket i have the patches and now, im the guy that licks his fingers when he when he gosh here we go heatheronair says, how to lose your mind in ten days. pollygolightly says, honey, i flunked the kids. [ light laughter ] any home schoolers out there know exactly thats a good one jimmy what thats talking about. This is from watchmojo said, a star is bored. Come on. Theres no such thing as being bored. You can find something to do this one is from rieptide1999 he said, edward washinghands. This one is from tinagibala quarantineamovie. She said, 50 shades of gray roots. [ laughter ] this ones from hellofelicia14. Hello, felicia she says, quaratineamovie oh, its a great classic spray anything. This ones from syfywire. It says, avengers infinity conference calls, which were all on all day long. Oh, thought this one was clever. This ones from msmann95. She said, do little. Do little. Shes got the brains this ones from margauxpolo4. She put, frozen pizza. This ones from zaharako. She put, good will hunting for toilet paper. I like this one. This is from caffeine748. She put, gloves, actually. Actually, gloves this ones from sandyleetv. Hi, sandy lee. She put, the devil wears sweatpants. Thats a good movie. This ones from kevkellam, stay at home alone. These are quaratineamovie if youre just tuning in. This ones from thisgirltweeets with extra es she put, ferris buehlers year off. This ones from brooketrovert she put, romi and micheles zoom reunion. [ light laughter ] this is a movie that should be in the works this one is from kelownasteve he put, dont stand by me. Were getting to the end here. leo7176865 i mean, at this point, whats the point . This point, whats the point if youre saying all those numbers . Thats silly okay this is leo717686193411 its like pi leo pi you know all right, here we go. Leo says, a best friends wedding got canceled. [ laughter ] you have to laugh, right thats the whole point of this you have to laugh if you have a wedding canceled last one, oh, everyones saying this this from morageilson1. She said, groundhog day. That is our hashtags. More tonight show coming up [ cheers and applause so what will galaxy 5g really change . Way more than you think. Check out this game. Yes. Galaxy 5g means you will beat your friends what if i want to show my friend this little guy . Calling the whole gang is even better with galaxy 5g. Wait a minute, are you bored . 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Jimmy uh, as i said, later in the show, we have adam sandler, jessica alba i am also i am very lucky to say that we get to interview a lot of great people, including my wife the other day, but i never get a chance to interview my dog, gary. So id like to interview my dog. Heres my interview with my dog, gary jimmy gary [ dog moans its got to be nice for you having me around the house more, huh . Yeah, yeah, totally so whats the eta on you going back to the office jimmy have you seen any good shows lately ive been watching this new one, squirrels outside the window. Super bingeworthy cant wait to see what the squirrel does next jimmy who is your favorite member of our nancy boom that was easy. Next question. Jimmy whats been the highlight of your quarantine probably when i snuck a bite of chicken off the table jimmy gary, thats not good. Bad dog. Dont bad dog me. I see the way you snack at 2 00 in the morning. I see everything in this house just keep the chicken coming, joke boy jimmy okay, next question. Do you have any fun projects coming up . Knocking over your glass with my tail, pulling the stuffing out of toys, and i think i might have something going on with quibby no big deal. Jimmy that is a big deal are you watching anything good right now . Yeah, yeah, its this great new show on nbc called watching my owner slowly losing it. Jimmy what was the best part of your day . Probably when we went for that walk and you tripped and boofed that was pretty classic. Jimmy hows it been having me home all the time uh, great jimmy did you pause . No. Jimmy yopaus no, i had something in my eye. Jimmy you paused jimmy whats your favorite thing about having me home so much i have someone that passes out on the floor every night like me. Jimmy gary, would you like that give a shout out to anyone . Yeah, id like to give a shout out to everyone working through this pandemic. Jimmy that was so sweet. Thank you. No, no, not you, jimmy. Im talking about the real heroes, all the nurses and doctors and people working in Grocery Stores and the delivery men and women. Theyre risking their lives to save ours. Jimmy of course. No, seriously did you eat six pizzas last night . Jimmy i always wondered what garys voice sounded like. Did you know who that was . Whoisgary thank you so much for talking to me, gary i think. Well be back with more tonight show at home edition. A prepaid plan to help keep america connected. Starting at just 15 a month, it gives flexibility for Uncertain Times. Visit tmobile. Com connect to learn more. You can also manage your account, and make payments online. Stay connected with tmobile connect. Neutrogena® rapid wrinkle repair®. Weve got the retinol that gives you results in one week. Not just any retinol. Accelerated retinol sa. One week is all it takes. Neutrogena®. Protect your pet with the 1 name in flea and tick protection. Frontline plus. 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I appreciate it, buddy jimmy, you look handsome. What is that, earth behind you jimmy im in the birch room. That is so cool, buddy. Jimmy yeah birch wallpaper. You look good you shower today or no [ laughter ] you did, you didnt, did you [ laughter ] jimmy, boy i got a shower for you, man. I took my jimmy shower jimmy a showers now like wearing a hat, thats the same type of thing. How are you doing, buddy, where are you at im in l. A. The wife, jackie and my two children, and weve been in the same joint for a long time, just like you, and thats it. Were hangin out, trying to get past all this. Jimmy yeah, good man i appreciate you doing this, because a lot of people love you, and you raise a lot of spirits. This means a lot ive been watching you too, jimmy, the shows have been great, and it does take your mind off when you get to watch something thats happening right now. Because man, have i been watching repeats of old basketball games last night, i watched a High School Baseball game from i dont know, 1989 or something, just like wow, i cant believe this is what we do jimmy yeah, so we made a joke once, it was like espn is showing the best bounce passes of 2009. [ laughter ] thats funny, man jimmy do you know the wells story, david wells story when we went out at an snl party i kind of remember this are you with him jimmy me and horatio and lorne, we were having an afterparty with david wells, a great pitcher for the yankees, and were hanging out, having drinks were going late and im telling this because he tells the story. So its getting late, id say probably 5 00, 5 30. Lorne leaves im still there. I think leave around 5 45, almost 6 00 in the morning i leave the party, right i go home. And i just crash i wake up the next day its got to be 1 00, 1 30 the next day, and i turn on the tv, and david wells is pitching. Thats right i know hes a mad man jimmy its crazy, so i go maybe its one of these classic games, you know, they show like yankees classics its got to be that, and it looks real, so i call up horatio, i go, dude, wake up, man. I go, turn on channel 11. I go, wellsys pitching. He goes, theres no way, we were out till 6 00. It was late. We left. And so hes like turns out its a real game and he throws a perfect game thats was a pretty famous game thats an insane one i believe youre part of that story. Jimmy its the craziest thing in the world i mean, there are so many stories from the snl after parties, you go that was a cool thing. That was fun thats a 12, that story yeah, youre more relaxed and loose and not thinking as much when youre tired or you cant, you cant question yourself as much but thats incredible. David wells, he used to hang with my cast, too. Jimmy did he really . Yeah, man we loved it. Loved it jimmy i love that dude hes such a great guy. Yes jimmy ive been doing this show from my house, and im reading monologue jokes, and now and then, the kids will be there listening, and they dont laugh at anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy not even a charity laugh. They, like booing, and they go [ applause [ applause ] p[ laughter [ laughter ] and all that stuff its crazy i was going to ask you do your daughters, do they get your comedy . Do they watch your movies . Guaranteed, when this is on tonight, well watch it together theyll laugh at everything you say and stare at everything i say. [ laughter ] i think they just have it where theyre nervous that, for me, for you, your own kids, oh, no, whats he going to say thats awful. So they will relax so much like, oh, jimmy. By the way, weve been Walking Around with a jimmy fallon beach bag here jimmy do you really . Its where i keep my ipad chargers, in my jimmy fallon beach bag. Jimmy oh, i love that you use that thats awesome, bud. I was doing jokes the other night and i did an impression of you, and i just want to show you this clip. Thats the first and only time theyve ever laughed at me watch. Oh, i heard, yes, yes jimmy i think two weeks of isolation is starting to take its toll, i can explain it best through adam sandler and the pipe cleaner, and thats nice and by today, it was like, stop eating your sister shut up [ nonsense noises jimmy adam sandler makes everyone laugh and they loved it. They both were screaming laughing thats so funny nancy texted jackie that, that the kids probably laughed at something jimmy did it and it was an impression of my goofiness. Jimmy now youve been very nice to me throughout the years, youve been nice to me doing your voice do you remember the first time that i called you and said i had an impression of you no, no, do you . Jimmy i do, yeah i remember all our moments yeah, you tell me i mean, im much older than you, so i forget things now what happened . Jimmy i was on snl and you said were you doing jeopardy. Jimmy thats right yeah, yeah, yeah, i remember. What did i say to you . Jimmy you go all right, all right, do the impression for me, and i was like oh, my gosh. Higgins was there. And were you in higgins office. And i did the goofy, yabba, yabba. And you go, all right, thats good good luck, kid. You were great to me you were so nice to me you know, i do remember back then thats like 20 years ago or something, right . Jimmy yeah i do remember always getting calls from anybody who said, mentioned your name from my friends in my hometown going hey, did you see they were making fun of you . Ba, ba, ba really and as i got older, i was like what the hell was the difference, man . Its fun who cares. I remember on snl i did a few people in that i think they were pissed at me after, and i didnt know why because i was so young. A skit is written. All of a sudden, youre supposed to do an impression of somebody. And then, i went to like a knicks game or somebody i did was there and they were like jimmy always the garden where i run into people and they go hey, whats up. Yeah, they ice you, right jimmy dude, im 23, im trying to make it, doing anything i can, man. Im just trying to make people laugh. I love you i have nothing against you i know, i know, i know. But you get this, i too. Theyre just like, what are you doing to me, man . Jimmy i love the special i told you was so good on netflix, and i know you were on tour. So you had to cancel a bunch of dates. Im so happy we canceled that that was at the beginning of all this when people were questioning, what should we do, and i was like a week away from it, and i was saying to everybody, i, i dont think it makes sense. Jimmy yeah you got to stay in to stay home. I want to talk about this charity that we asked everyone to pick a charity. And yours is directrelief. 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And a team of experts here for you 24 7. Weve always believed in the power of working together. Thats why, when every connection counts. You can count on us. Have you heard . For the first time ever. You can watch the brand new Trolls World Tour movie. Wait for it. At home. What . What . Ooh [ gasping ] what a troll. Jimmy welcome back to the tonight show at home edition heres part two of my interview with the great adam sandler. I was trying to do standup, i remember this, when late night first started. And i was out trying to do standup. And i snuck in, i asked Bobby Slayton if i could open for him. And he was like, oh yeah, absolutely sure, dont worry about it. So i snuck in. And i go to do my act, and its terrible you know i dont know what it is. What order it is and whos there . Robin williams comes to see me thats terrible jimmy i go, dude, what are you doing, man im working it out oh, i dont mind i just want to hear it come on, come on, just do it, it will be funny, ill sit in the back i go, i think i do an impression of you in my act. Hes like, oh, oh, yes. Its a beautiful thing yes, go do it. Go do it, yes, go do it, my man, thank you you know and he started and so i was doing my act. And it was bombing, except for one guy laughing in the way back and it was Robin Williams laughing his head off at me bombing. Yeah, yeah, i love that by the way, i have a Robin Williams great story, too. Jimmy what i followed him, its not that great of a story, but i followed him at this improv when i was young, when i was like 22. And he killed and i went up and i did reasonably okay, and it sandler, sandler followed Robin Williams he held his own, man such a lucky, like, he was like nice to me at the end of his show he said, be good to the next comedian. Blah, blah, blah you know, he did the right thing for a jimmy thats a big moment in a standups life yeah, yeah, yeah. That was amazing jimmy no way he was such a great sweetheart, man. I had a dinner i ate dinner with Robin Williams and a table filled with great actors, right . And everyones hanging out, literally nobody spoke but robin, and everybody was slamming the table laughing the whole time he was so incredible and sweet, man. Jimmy gosh, i love when i see someone kill that hard, you know especially at like a dinner or Something Like that. Oh yeah he just took over, i was like oh, my god Robin Williams cannot stop destroying everything that got brought out, like oh, chicken, youd have five minutes on the chicken and it was insane. Jimmy you know everyone selected a charity cause Everyone Needs our help right now. And so youre working with directrelief. Org and i think its awesome cause this is helping out all the Health Care Workers and nurses and the doctors yes yeah, its great jimmy who desperately need everything they need masks. They need food just, im telling you, man ive seen videos i dont know if youve seen them higgins daughter, anna, is a nurse. And she videotaped her walk to work in manhattan. People are just hanging out the window going, we love you, we got this thank you. Oh my god, dude amazing, they are incredible stepping into this stuff and taking and just seeing such tough things to see and thank you so much for everything you guys are doing for us. And people in the hospital, we love you thank you so much for all and we all pray for you guys. Jimmy thank you, adam, for coming on the show before you leave, would you mind possibly doing a song for us yes, yes. You know dan bulla, the guy who goes on tour with me jimmy yes, absolutely. Anyways, he gave me this baby so, this is good this is a song, i dont, i didnt memorize it, so i have the words written down here and ill do the best i can and i love you hey jimmy, i love you. Keep doing the good stuff youre doing for us jimmy thank you, buddy good job, and tell your kids i said, hi they are so cute, so sweet jimmy im so happy and your daughters, as well i got to see them when you hosted theyre so cute. Oh yeah, man. Your impression of me during that by the way, dan aykroyd called me a couple days ago he saw uncut gems and he liked uncut gems, and then he goes and i love that adam sandler Family Reunion on snl and jimmy and everybody was talking about it it was great how about the fact when aykroyd calls you, how exciting that is when aykroyd calls you. Jimmy come on. Thats truly im shaking every time i see him come in the room hes the coolest oh yeah, yeah, yeah alright, well, ill sing this tune for you im going to put these on so you dont see me peeking at my notes so much. Alright . Jimmy oh, smart. Thanks i am very smart, jimmy. Is that loud enough . Jimmy yeah doctors brought us into this world as babies doctors take good care of your grandma doctors always give you an old lollipop after hitting you knee with a hammer nurses slap you arm unti they find good vein they wear crocs and they tell yo the truth nurses give you ice packs and pain medication whil your doctor is smoking on the roof doctors and nurse will save us from this mess if we get them th supplies that they need and i hope they save us soon cause im really really sick of my family if youre a ner a doctor can give yo a note so in gym class you dont have to run the mile School Nurses giv deodorant to stinky kids s theyre a little les stinky for a while god bless italian doctors in italy and all the spanish doctors in spain and god bless chinese doctor in china and also chines doctors in america we got to build som ventilators and make mor masks we got to do it now so lets all come together im teaching math to my kids and that cant be good for america stay home a much as you ca make sure to wash your hands lets make this dam thing go awa we love you doctor and nurses youre saving lives ever day find a cure for thi cause i really really miss huggin my mailman there you go, jimmy jimmy yes thank you, brother, thank you. 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Not only is she a great actress and cool person but a giant entrepreneur shes going to talk to us all about that stuff right now, heres jessica alba. Jessica, how are you where are you . Im in my closet. Jimmy oh, my gosh. I have my closet. So do my kids. He has a man room where he has video games, he and a big couch, and i have this. So jimmy how big of a family do you have now, jessica . We have three kids, a 2yearold named hayes, and honor is 11. Shes really a tween yeah, and shes like very tall and haven is 8 jimmy oh, my gosh. How is everything going on with your business right now during this pandemic . You know, we are an essential business so were open for business and actually, ive gotten a lot of people reaching out to me on instagram thanking me, because where their diapers and wipes and shampoo and Hand Sanitizer is gone at the stores they can go to our website, and they are getting subscriptions of our products, our cleaning products, everything, and they can get it. Were open for business. And we have a rigorous way that we deliver to people and make sure its safe, the workers are safe and everything. Yeah, its tricky. A lot of conference calls. Jimmy i know, its crazy, zooming every day, zoom, zoom, zoom its wild. Also your husband he does he has his own business as well, does he own it straight up yeah, cash owns pair of thieves. Jimmy theyre my favorite socks. Theyre great. Say hey, babe cash is here jimmy no way, cash i love you oh, my gosh. Same, i always love seeing you. You make me smile. Jimmy oh, my gosh. We knew each other before you and jess knew each other, correct . Exactly jimmy do you remind her of that every single day . That i was your first love like 20 years dont remind us jimmy cash, what are you doing with your business to help the people fighting for the pandemic you know, were trying to do our part so, to date, weve donated all the profits from our website to buy relief needs, relief supplies for those on the front lines. So thus far weve donated about 20,000 masks weve bought lunch for nurses and people in the er and emergency room at various hospitals, and we continue to support. And so weve got another shipment of 10,000 to 20,000 masks coming in, and were going to donate those as well. Were trying to do our part. And with the Honest Company as well. Weve donated diapers. Because theres so many families now. Go to honest. Com÷onate i wrote this by the way we appreciate it. Jimmy no, no, that was winnie theres literally, like that is the number one need for families right now who are living in poverty but also families who are out of work they have to choose between diapers and a meal, and they shouldnt have to. So jimmy its great that youre doing that, appreciate you giving all that stuff. Cash, its good to see you but i think its time for a demonstration right now. Bye jimmy jessica, i was told you have a, what do you call it, a headband . Oh, yeah, so i think right now is a really important time to do selfcare. You have a pretty good hairline. So you may not need a great hairline. Jimmy thank you. A great one i jimmy thats worth repeating. No, you look awesome. I always put a hair band on. Do you have one from one of your girls . Jimmy i took one, but its ridiculous looking, so i dont know if i can i show you the one i use . Literally, i use this every single day i think selfcare is super important. And i always start my selfcare routine with j calls, with my mask. My thats my headband jimmy oh, my gosh, i love that one by the way, i have for sure have done tik toks in my head band jimmy i didnt have one, i took one from franny, so this is hers perfect nice jimmy i have my honest products i have a couple masks and i have an idea. Which one are you going to use . Jimmy i was going to put half on one side of my face and half on the other side and just see the reaction is that okay go ahead. So im going to squeezeout the prime and perfect. I use it this everything morning. And you the detox jimmy all right, this is the threeinone this is like a gray type of silver color its a charcoal mask. Its a detox charcoal mask jimmy oh, sorry. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont know what that it feels just clean. Yeah, its really great my daughter honor uses it as well jimmy all right, now this is oh, this ones nice. Here, this is the prime one here oh, this smells like berries almost, right . Yeah, its jimmy what is it, berries . Yes, berries. And its rich in antioxidants. So think of like a lime. Jimmy so while were letting this dry for a little bit. Yeah. Jimmy i want to ask you some generic questions about today. Okay. Jimmy what is the what was the last thing you googled um, last thing i googled was appropriate horror movies, which, by the way, there arent any. My kids want to watch horror movies we do a movie night every night. Jimmy what is the thing with kids they love getting scared they love it and they hold on to us and then they dont want to sleep by themselves in their beds jimmy what was the last game you played the last game i played. We actually have indoor cornhole here jimmy oh, smart. And we play in the hallway, and we played pingpong in the hallway. Jimmy that is so smart i got to see if i can make a cornhole game to put in the hallway. Genius idea. Yeah. Jimmy i love that. All right, im feeling two Different Things here. This guys kind of tightening up the mud one, the charcoal one. Its pulling out impurities, its like a detox, but it wont sust like working and then on this side its more antioxidant, you know, your pores will look smaller and youll look tighter. Jimmy yes, i need to look tighter. You look great. Jimmy all right, im going to wash it off now because i did a demo im zooming you from the bathroom. So im going to take it off now. Here we about, taking it off right here oh, that feels good. Oh, i feel fresh, and i feel clean. Look at me i look like i went to the gym. You have to let it sit there. Jimmy yeah, it feels good im going to go do a tik tok video right now. I love it. Jessica alba, you are the coolest. Thank you so much for doing this and one more thing is i launched a youtube channel, because my kids forced me to and weve been doing youtube, and we they did a story time thats launching weve been making because you know, were indoors a lot. We made a body butter. Diys, hacks. Things like that jimmy whats the name of your channel jessica alba. Jimmy go to youtube. Com jessicaalba. We need content. We need things to take our minds off of this. And my kids are my operators, theyre my dps, my hair and makeup jimmy thats my family, too. I got to put them to work, man i love you, pal. Stay honest. Honest. Com donate. Please do, everybody jessica alba, i applaud you. Thank you so much. You are the greatest bye, bye ooh, ooh. Daddy jimmy yes . Can you take off my shoes jimmy sure, of course. Thats one there you go hey, guys, thanks so much for watching i want to thank adam sandler please donate. Franny, you want down . And then i want to thank jessica alba of course, i want to thank state farm, our neighbors at state farm and i really want to thank every one of you for watching our show i really, really appreciate this were doing it together. And please, wash your hands. Dont touch your face. Ill see you tomorrow. All right, go, fran you want me to go . No, im going next. Jimmy can i go hit it bye announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers, amy poehler an all new closer look. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen ladies and gentlemen, Seth Meyers Seth welcome to late night. Hows everybody doing . Wondering if soy sauce goes good on a rice cake yeah, me too in that case, lets get to the news according to a new report, more americans are watching daytime game shows while under stayathome orders. Like this new one where governors compete to flatter a man so they can win a ventilator during a press conference yesterday about the coronavirus pandemic, President Trump claimed he just found out he was, quote, number one on facebook. Cool brag, dude. Thats like saying you have the bestselling vhs tape right now. Who are you beating out, fonda you got jane fondas number . In a press conference yesterday about the coronavirus pandemic, President Trump claimed that his administration, quote,
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