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Carls in a mood lets get to the news. President trump claimed on friday that the Defense Department had developed a, quote, super duper missile that is 17 times faster than other missiles which is great news unless our enemies develop a super duper infinity notakebacks missile. Oh, i didnt plan for a notakebacks missile. Thats right, trump claimed that the Defense Department has developed a super duper missile. He also said they got to third base with their girlfriend in canada and that their dad can dunk President Trump was presented with the official Space Force Flag on friday man, just look at him. Hes happier than hes been in years. He looks like he just found out he is not the father he looks like a 12yearold standing next to the rock. Though i do feel bad for the flag because we all know where this is headed new york mayor bill de blasio said yesterday that he has ordered the police to stop people from partying outside bars amid the coronavirus pandemic though if de blasio really wants people to stop partying, he should just show up. Israels new unity government was sworn in yesterday and features an unprecedented power sharing agreement where Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu will split his office with his opponent and i think i speak for all americans when i say, no, thank you. No, thank you. After former president obama criticized the u. S. Response to the coronavirus pandemic in a virtual commencement address to College Graduates this weekend, white house adviser Peter Navarro called the Obama Administration a, quote, kumbaya of incompetence. Incidentally, kumbaya is where trump thinks obama was born. I have some investigators in kumbaya right now. Theyre very the things theyre finding. Im going to tell them about you some day maybe never. Probably never. According to a new study, dogs may experience a puberty stage similar to a human teenager, which would explain those long showers. Rusty, what are you doing in there . Rusty . Some regions of italy reopened restaurants today. But the chefs kept kissing their fingers so they immediately had to close again but itsa so good. I dont know its corona. Thats corona theres someone over there whoevers over there likes it. According to a new study, men are less likely than women to think they will be seriously impacted by the coronavirus pandemic that being said, when asked, do you think you will live forever, 80 of men said yes. And finally, a restaurant in South Carolina recently placed dressup blowup dolls to fill empty tables as it reopened at a reduced capacity and let me just say right now, i will absolutely not have what shes having thats the monologue oh, i did it again we got an excellent show for you tonight. You know nick kroll from his groundbreaking animated show on netflix big mouth as well as oh, hello the pdcast. Im always excited to talk to him. And from the great state of michigan, Governor Gretchen Whitmer will be here. But first, a closer look. Seth hello, everyone, welcome back to the attic. I want to take a quick second to address something that was pointed out to me over the weekend. According to some eagleeyed internet sleuths, the title of my trusted copy of the thorn birds changed over the course of a closer look. Obviously the last thing we want is for any book nonsense to distract from the content of a look. To make sure it doesnt happen this week, i will be placing a book on top of my copy of the thorn birds to keep it in place and that right there should be the end of that. Also, i want to note that it has now been 70 days since my last haircut. While it looks tame enough now, i assure you that over the weekend, this thing is a hot mess so thank god for monday and a reason to comb it. Speaking of hot messes, segue, its clear the president desperately wants to pretend the coronavirus will just go away and now hes trying to distract from his own poor Job Performance by calling for his predecessor to be investigated for a madeup scandal he cant even define. For more on this, its time for a closer look. Seth one of the most frustrating parts of this pandemic has been watching countries around the world from australia to iceland to taiwan to new zealand successfully suppress their outbreaks with competent leadership and slowly begin to safely reopen their economies. Meanwhile, we have a president who wont even wear a mask at a mask distribution facility while surrounded by people wearing masks. Oh, sure, when he was trying to get everyone excited about coal, he happily put on a miners helmet but at a time when experts are begging people to wear masks, he stands there like a science experiment being unveiled by a bunch of doctors at a conference as you can see, we successfully implanted the brain of a pigeon into a giant potato and then sewed on some limbs and shocked it with electricity until it came to life so, you know, still working out some kinks. Dude, seriously, just wear a mask i promise, it wont make you look less president ial because theres no way you could look less president ial than you do now. Do you think were going to be bummed out to be deprived of this part of the face . And not only have many countries suppressed their outbreaks, theyve also avoided the worst Case Economic scenarios. Meanwhile here in the u. S. , we now account for 30 of the worlds cases despite having less than 5 of the worlds population 36 Million People are out of work we have the highest Unemployment Rate since the Great Depression. And last week the fed reported that a staggering 40 of households making 40,000 or less lost their jobs in march. Or as the president put it last week we have met the moment and we have prevailed mr. President , you said in your comments earlier, we have met the moment, we have prevailed. To you, sir, is the Mission Accomplished even with 1. 4 million no, weve prevailed on testing is what im referring to that was with regard to testing. Seth sorry, i read that wrong, i didnt mean to say prevailed. I meant to say prefailed we failed before we even knew what we were failing at. Thats vision. You cant make a big Statement Like weve prevailed, then say its just on testing its like if george w. Bushs infamous banner had an asterisk that said Mission Accomplished, specifically the mission of printing and hanging this banner. Also, we have not prevailed on testing. I mean, its good that were ramping up testing now but we needed it three months ago bragging about testing now is like showing up to a house that already burned down and offering to water the grass other countries are putting in place rigorous programs of testing, Contact Tracing and isolating cases. Thats why theyve been able to slowly reopen and avoid the worst. Weve fallen behind not just countries like south korea, australia, and germany, but others you might not expect. This is what the graph looks like for the u. S you see a sharp rise in cases that hasnt really tapered off yet, right its trending down but to put that in context, that curve you see there, heres how some other places are doing. The first group is the countries that appear to have successfully suppressed transmission of the disease. That curve has come all the way down so that they are barely registering any new cases. We have andorra, australia, austria, bhutan, cambodia, china, croatia, cuba, djibouti, estonia, greece, iceland, jamaica, jordan, kosovo, latvia, lebanon, lichtenstein, lithuania, luxembourg, malta, mauritius, monaco, montenegro, new zealand, slovakia, slovenia, south korea, taiwan, thailand, tunisia, and finally, vietnam. Seth were worse than lichtenstein, slovakia, and latvia i dont even know enough about those countries to make a joke ill just assume everyone there is named gustav and they chug fanta while riding mopeds. Let us know if we got close. We even did worse than bhutan. Just a side note here about bhutan whats up with their graph everyone else has a nice bell curve and their chart looks like the opening credits of frazier. I guess bhutan figured out that the cure for coronavirus is tossed salads and scrambled eggs no, youre doing a show in your attic. Anyway, the point is, there are lots of countries that have suppressed their outbreaks and now some of them are safely reopening in ways that are still far off for us like germany, where professional soccer returned this weekend, although with a slight twist germany could help provide the playbook for theut sports in the united states. Today the bundesliga will make a return to the soccer field its the first Major Sports League in the world along with korean baseball to return during the coronavirus pandemic the move comes as germany eases nationwide restrictions after seeing a drop in new cases cheers like these will also fade away, along with the fans, banned for the rest of the season still, there will be some fans in the stands, with supporters paying to have cardboard cutouts of themselves sitting in the stadiums seth thats right, german soccer fans are paying to have cardboard cutouts of themselves in the stands. Its such a german solution, because its so much more efficient than actually going to a game yourself. Sport is merely a diversion from the ceaseless march of time. Angela merkel is going to start doing that for her meetings with trump. Youve been a lot more amenable today. I like the new angela. Also, true story, side note, for mothers day my brother sent my mom a cardboard cutout of himself. Oh, my god, look how happy she is an incredibly thoughtful gift, that made my gift of flowers with a note pale in comparison i dont have a photo to show you because she didnt take one of that and to my brother, i would just like to say, pandemics are not the time to curry favor with mom, to which im sure he would say, even in nonpandemic times i get thoughtful gifts and you dont. To which i would say, bud, i would love to have this conversation but i got to get back to my look. now, obviously, there are lots of factors, and those countries are all very different, but at least some of those countries have made strides in part due to a National Strategy of widespread testing, tracing the contacts of positive cases, and isolating those cases. Meanwhile our president doesnt even think testing works you know, weve been doing testing at a level that nobodys ever done it before. We have the best testing in the world. Could be the testing is, frankly, uh, overrated maybe it is overrated. But whenever they start yelling we want more, we want more, you know, they always say, we want more, we want more, because they dont want to give you credit dont forget, we have more cases than anybody in the world. But why . Because we do more testing when you test, you have a case when you test, you find something is wrong with people if we didnt do any testing, we would have very few cases. Seth that doesnt mean the cases would magically go away. They would still be there. You just wouldnt know about them if the olympics stopped drug testing people, there would be fewer positives but a lot more cyclists who look like dolph lundgren, which might not be terrible. This is clearly a theme for trump. He would much rather the u. S. Just stop testing people so we could pretend we dont have any cases. For example, when a west wing aide tested positive for coronavirus earlier this month, trump said it somehow proved his theory that testing isnt important. She tested, uh, very good for a long period of time and then all of a sudden today she tested positive so, uh, she tested positive out of the blue. This is why the whole concept of tests arent necessarily great the tests are perfect. But something can happen between the test where its good and then something happens and all of a sudden she was tested very recently and tested negative and then today i guess for some reason she tested positive seth oh, hes so close to getting it sometimes it feels like we as a nation are helping the dumbest kid in school with his science homework she tested negative every time. Yes, yes, good, go on. Then today she tested positive. Ah, yes, yes, yes which means . Well, something changed. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes now, what changed . I dont know. She has the virus thats what changed. She has the virus now. He thinks the problem with testing is that you can test negative, meaning you dont have coronavirus, then one day you test positive because you caught coronavirus. Its like i always smoke detectors are useless. Theyll be quiet for years and then you finally feel safe enough to leave a candle on top of a mattress and they just start beeping like crazy. Its clear that trump would much rather simply pretend coronavirus no longer exists and go about doing all the other president stuff he used to do on friday, for example as the u. S. Death toll climbed to 88,000, trump took time out of his day to commission a new flag for his pet project, the space force. So today were here for a very important its really an important occasion because were unfurling the flag so why dont we go ahead and do it lets do it, yes, please thank you seth look at that goon grinning from ear to ear he hasnt been that happy since prime had a twoforone deal on gold toilets i mean, compare that face to the face he made the night he found out he was going to be president. I would say he looks like he just saw a ghost but it was probably the one he brought with him. So amid all of this, former president obama decided to offer some rare public criticism during two virtual commencement addresses over the weekend and say what you will about him, he certainly had his flaws as president , but it was so comforting just to hear a politician capable of showing empathy and compassion and talking in coherent sentences. This pandemic has fully, finally torn back the curtain on the idea that so many of the folks in charge know what theyre doing. A lot of them arent even pretending to be in charge you know, all those adults that you used to think were in charge and knew what they were doing, turns out they dont have all the answers. A lot of them arent even asking the right questions. Our society and our democracy only work when we think not just about ourselves but about each other. Doing what feels good, whats convenient, whats easy, thats how little kids think. Unfortunately a lot of socalled grownups, including some with fancy titles and important jobs, still think that way, which is why things are so screwed up seth its both revealing and depressing that when obama talks about grownups behaving like little children, we all know exactly who hes talking about i mean, theres no mystery even trump knows its not like his aides went to him and said, sir, he was talking about you, and trump said, moi but i was just sitting here drawing a new logo for the space force. Adult stuff. I think we can all agree, adult stuff. Also i appreciate that obama did this, i really do, but as he himself acknowledged, isnt, like, one of the upsides, maybe the only upside, of having your graduation canceled that you dont have to sit through a long boring speech . I mean, dont get me wrong, obama is a great speaker, but instead of giving a speech, maybe he could have hosted a game of virtual beer pong. Thats two. Two in a row i get a rollback theres too much space between those cups i want a rerack better tighten that [ bleep ] up tighten it up. Obamas reemergence comes as trump pushes a totally deranged, madeup scandal that even he cant define but which hes already named in an attempt to distract from coronavirus and that dumb name has already been parroted by the media. President trump has escalated his attacks on his predecessor, taking to twitter, adopting the term obamagate, hashtagging it President Trump calls it obamagate. Obamagate Obamagate Obamagate Obamagate Obamagate Obamagate Obamagate Obamagate Obamagate Obamagate Obamagate Obamagate Obamagate Obamagate Obamagate Obamagate Obamagate seth stop trying to make obamagate happen its not a thing just because the president makes up a word doesnt mean we all have to take it seriously. Every day trump just tweets the word obamagate in all caps theres a good chance its his twitter password and he doesnt realize hes already logged in it doesnt even make sense as a scandal name obamagate sounds like something in a scifi movie that we all have to walk through to restore the correct timeline the guy from apprentice is president and the only basketball on tv is 25yearold jordan highlights. We have to find the obamagate. Trump is so lazy, he cant even come up with a more specific scandal name its like the boss who sees you wearing a hat one day and says, whats up, hat guy . So the death toll in the u. S. Is over 88,000 and unemployment is at its highest since the Great Depression and the president is accusing his predecessor of a madeup crime. And yet the sociopaths on the right like former bush adviser karl rove, you know, the guy who looks like you put glasses on a moldy kumquat, are more concerned with obamas mild, indirect criticism of trump. It is so unseemly for a former president to take the virtual Commencement Ceremony for a series of, uh, historically black colleges and universities and turn it into a political driveby shooting. Seth okay, i know weve all lost track of time in quarantine, but karl rove being a gross ass[ bleep ] on fox news to get a president reelected, is this 2004 . We went back too far we have to go through the obamagate again the president is just deeply incapable of and uninterested in doing his job. He clearly wishes he could just pretend the coronavirus pandemic was over and to distract from it, hes peddling a madeup scandal about his predecessor that even he cant explain thats trumps one skill, his ability to exploit the medias weaknesses, from birtherism to obamagate. Whenever he concocts some deranged new conspiracy theory, the media responds by saying we want more, we want more. Seth this has been a closer look. 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Seth our first guest tonight is the emmynominated cocreator of the animated Netflix Series big mouth. He and john mulaney cohost the very funny oh, hello, the pdcast. The pdcast. Here is my conversation with nick kroll seth nick, it is so wonderful to see you, and what a cozy quarantine it seems like youre having yeah, its really its really great to see you, seth. I really miss you. Seth yeah, i miss you too. You just look so comfortable is that a fire you started yourself yeah, i, umm, i gathered all the wood and then i turned on the gas thing, you know, because its a gas fire. But i just wanted to i just was very excited to see you and i wanted to set something up for us that felt intimate and personal and special, because its like i just feel like we havent really been seeing very much of each other and i wanted to make this mean something. Seth yeah, obviously i appreciate it. Nobodys really seeing anybody, so i dont think that you and i seeing each other is any more or less special i dont know, i feel like it kind of is, at least for me. Like you know because ive been zooming with friends and family, but like, when youre not able to communicate with someone that you love and you feel really far away from and feel very both like, obviously physically very distant but emotionally a little distant, i think you have to like take that extra step to spice things up and make you and your partner feel special. Seth right and so thats what i wanted to do today. Seth right of course, making it clear to the audience that we each have individual partners that are not each other you are married with children and i have a girlfriend who i live with. And but i dont think that speaks to the partnership and the feelings that we have for each other i think weve always known that we were going to keep those separate, umm, from the rest of our lives. Seth sure. Okay well, i mean, it is nice to see each other because, you know, even nonpandemic times, we live on opposite coasts, i have a really the last time i saw you was wonderful, we ran into each other at the critics Choice Awards thats right, yeah. You guys go ahead, sorry. Seth no, but you presented our category, and it was such a delight to have a friend do that yeah, mean, i presented for best late night show, and you guys won and for me to be able to present to you, someone who ive known for a long time, a friend and a lover, to be able to present to you felt really meaningful seth sure. And again, just to stress, like we are lovers of each others work i love everything you do and i love everything you do. I love the show, im so proud of everything youre accomplishing, especially in the quarantine, i love your sense of humor, your body, your face, how you make love [ light laughter ] and i you know, obviously you guys won the critics Choice Awards honestly, you would have won the nicks choice award. Seth oh, wow for sexiest host. And i say this to all of the hosts. Seth okay. But i mean it with you. I hit on all of the late night hosts. But its different with you. Seth thank you you and a friend that i think we both share a love for as well, obviously, youve known him longer, but john mulaney, you guys have what started as a i mean, how do you even describe how it started it started as a sketch, characters at like the most alternative comedy room you could imagine. Like the smallest, thinnest slice of comedy in the smallest room then became among other things a broadway show, a netflix special of that broadway show, and now its its own pdcast. Yes, its the oh, hello, the pdcast. Ecame friends in college, and weve been helping george st. Geegland and gil faizon do oh, hello first in the Little Black Box theater in new york, then on my sketch show kroll show, then oh, hello, on bdway, and now oh, hello, the pdcast. And weve been helping those two Upper West Side gentlemen put all these things together and its been a real joy but i remember when john got hired at saturday night live, and the first time i went, and i saw i was like, whos that guy, whos that over there and john was like, oh, thats seth meyers. And i was like, wow, like who is he whats his story, you know seth you were unfamiliar with my work until you came with john i just was struck by you. And he was like, thats seth meyers, he asked you to audition for the show. And i was like, oh, my god, i didnt put that together, because i think when i saw you in person in that environment, i saw like you were you were the head writer, you were kind of in charge you had that but you had such a friendly vibe to you its just like, it was this rea know that im supposed to be here promoting oh, hello, the pcast, but im also here to promote snowpiercer on tnt they sent me this seth thats neat they sent me this flask seth no one does you know, people do that so rarely where they promote other peoples shows yeah. Seth and i do also think this really speaks to the value of sending out swag, because i feel like you are now paying it forward. You got a snowpiercer flask, and now i feel like, you know, the pandemic is changing the way we think about a lot of things, and maybe right now people are thinking, is it worth sending out a snowpiercer flask. And it was well, and here we are, talking about oh, hello, the pdcast on seth meyers show, but were also getting the word out about snowpiercer on tnt, based on the film by bong joonho, who won you know what . I would love to promote parasite as well right now seth yeah, why not parasite won the oscar won a number of oscars, its a great film, you can watch that online seth great film. But snowpiercer the film, great film by bong joonho, but now also a show on tnt, snowpiercer, on tnt. Seth good cast, i think it has a really good cast its got a great cast Jennifer Connelly is on it, who is married to paul bettany seth paul bettany, the vision, hes in the vision in the marvel universe. Hes in the vision. So i just want to give a quick shoutout to the avengers films. I would love to promote a little bit of the avengers films. Seth this is so nice, for you to use your time in quarantine to promote other peoples work like this. Well, i would say im using my time to promote obviously the avengers movies, snowpiercer on tnt, parasite. But im also here to promote our relationship, seth seth oh, wow okay i want to give you a dead rose seth you know what actually nick and i are going to talk offcamera for a second well be right back with more nick kroll after this. I love you. Indistinct talking on tv ] hey. You fell asleep with your sign again. You fell asleep with your sign again. No, i didnt. Okay. Switch to progressive and you can save hundreds. You know, like the sign says. Use yogurt or milk to soothe your skin or you could use schick hydro silk with hypoallergenic serum for the smooth shave we all deserve. Schick hydro silk for the smooth shave for my mother,vo erve. Iit was a very difficult time. But she wasnt alo everybody tried to do what they could to help. We can get through this. We all have the strength to do it. Ive seen it. [laughs] it can be used on the hands, body, and face. 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You delve into a historical moment in time, the life and times of princess di yeah, george and gil felt like Princess Diana, who died 21 years ago in that fateful car wreck in paris, george and gil felt like there had not been enough podcasts, books, television programs, magazine articles, about princess di, the life and death of Princess Diana and the royals in general. Seth hardly ever mentioned and so they felt like it was a good time, 21 years ago not to the day, it felt like a good time for them to dig in deeper and they brought in ira glass and sarah koenig from this American Life and serial, and john oliver, and Pete Davidson, of course. Seth now, thats interesting, i do want to because at least john oliver is british so he might be able to shed some light. What light did you find that Pete Davidson was able to shine, or i should say, you know yeah, that gil and george found that Pete Davidson could shine on it . Ironically, you would wonder like what does a 26yearold kid from Staten Island who truly had no idea how Princess Diana died or that she died at all or really knew anything about her to begin with . But what pete did bring to the table was what it was like to be hounded by the paparazzi seth ah. In a weird way, pete was in fact the most useful guest on the podcast, to give a sense of what it was like for Princess Diana, because, you know, i would say that saturday night live and i know youre a former cast member and writer, but theyre kind of our royalty. Seth oh. When i think about saturday night live and royalty, i think about you because youre obviously the king and you wouldnt say this, but i think its obvious ive seen in writing, youre the king of saturday night live. Seth thank you and youre the king of my heart. And are you in the attic right now . Where are you . Seth i am in an attic right now. Yes. So your wife and kids are downstairs, so youre alone . Seth two floors no, theyre like yeah, theyre like two floors down, yeah and my girlfriend is upstairs so seth right, but they might you know, the kids wander up all the time but isnt that whats kind of exciting seth hey, were running do you want to plug anything before we go what is that tumbler youre drinking out of . Oh, this is also this is a tumbler also from this tumbler came as a set from snowpiercer. Seth snowpiercer on tnt. Daveed diggs yes its a great cast. And thats a tumbler, the w from the show. Seth is it the w from snow yes its also the w hotel. I also would love to plug the w hotel on hollywood and vine. Seth right right now not and really, the w hotels around the world. Its a great time. Seth the most white leather i think of any hotel in america is a w hotel, will have the most white leather yes you can always count on Bottle Service in the lobby you can count on that or anything you want. Whatever city youre in, if you want to meet some of the more annoying people in that city, go to the w hotel lobby wherever you are. I want to shout out to w hotel chain. A great time to travel i also want to quickly do genuinely want to shout out, i am on Taika Waititi and friends reading james and the giant peach. Seth great roald dahls estate gave them permission and are doing a bunch of donations through that. Sot and taika and all of our friends, the hemsworth brothers, meryl streep seth Close Friends benedict cumberbatch, all of us you know the crew. Seth the crew. I want you to meet them, seth i want [ light laughter ] seth i would love to but i am going to say goodbye for now. Okay. Seth and please, please listen to oh, hello, the pdcast, and watch big mouth on netflix, and snowpiercer on tnt. And seth, just personally, with you i would like to promote, umm, my body to you seth okay. Well, you are my friend and i love you very much and i love you too. 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O at verizon, were giving those who serve our best pricing ever. 30 per line for all nurses, teachers, first responders, military, and their families. Plus, up to 700 off the oneplus 8. Because the people we rely on deserve a network they can rely on. Im going to need you to. Never mind. Cant touch this. Help cant touch this. baby cries you cant touch this. New cheetos popcorn. Seth my next guest is the governor of the great state of michigan here is my conversation with Governor Gretchen Whitmer. So you have earned a couple of monikers over the course of this pandemic the president has referred to you as i want to get this right the woman from michigan. But you had a local detroit rapper refer to you as big gretch. Is it safe to assume that big gretch is your favorite of the two . I never knew how fond i could become of a phrase like big gretch, but i dig it. Seth its very good. And i should say one of the many great michigan sports is rap music, so it is high praise to be called big gretch by a detroit rapper i agree, im grateful seth so, you know, on the national level, a lot of what weve seen out of michigan is unfortunately the way people are responding to the stayathome orders in the capital. Weve seen things like, you know, organizers, protesters, i should say, with guns, confederate flags, swastikas youve gone out of your way to make it clear that you believe these people are participating in a political rally as opposed to responding to the stayathome orders. Why is it important for you to draw that distinction . I think its important for people to know that michigan is a state of almost 10 Million People and when you see those pictures, i dont want people to think thats really what you know, the average person in michigan is all about or what we are doing. The majority of people are doing the right thing. And because of it, weve flattened our curve, weve saved thousands of lives yes, it is, you know, a tough time and yes, theres a lot of angst. And sure, im not universally agreed with. But even those that disagree are staying home and doing the right thing because they know how serious this is. What youre seeing at the capital are political rallies. You see swastikas and confederate flags and assault rifles and nooses. Thats not what you see as you go along michigan generally. It is a organized political event. And thats why im not going to get too caught up in it, im just going to stay focused on doing the right thing. Seth and you do have an approval rating, it should be noted, as far as the way youve dealt this, of 72 , which is very high. Now, obviously in a big state, 28 is a lot of people and you know, states like mine in new york, people are getting frustrated and getting impatient. How do you continue to get across the message that taking these precautionary steps are the right steps for your state to take . Well, i mean, people get it weve had almost 5,000 people in michigan die we are the tenth largest state in the nation and yet we have for weeks had the third highest number of deaths this has hit us really hard. And we had a lot of our hospitals were at capacity in the early days the fact that people have taken this seriously has contributed to saving thousands of lives and keeping our Hospital Systems afloat we are making steps to start to reengage sectors of our economy. The big three went back to work today. It is a phasedin reengagement but were starting to make progress and i think people have to focus on the fact that were making these moves because weve done the right thing. Weve just got to keep doing it so we can take the next forward step seth you mentioned the big three going back under sort of modified work conditions i imagine something as big as the Auto Industry to michigan that does give cause for optimism to people in your state when they see the Car Companies going back to work yeah, its a big deal and it cant be a decision made in a vacuum. It has to be driven by the data. It has to be in concert with the uaw. And the leaders of the big three. And thats why it was really important that we are looking at the numbers, were listening to the epidemiologists and the Public Health experts. Were developing the protocols to keep people safe in the workplace. All of these things have to come together, because we got to get this right lives are counting on it our economy is as well and so i think that were taking very smart steps forward weve got to do this incrementally, though. Seth you are i should say your name has been buzzed about as a possible vp pick. I will assume that you cant speak to that, but can you speak to what the Democratic Party has to do to win a state in a president ial election that it won under barack obama and lost to donald trump . Like, what whether youre the vp or not, im assuming you can give some advice to the party. Absolutely. You know, President Trump won my state by less than 11,000 votes. And i won two years later by almost 10 points it was an historic victory and i think that it was because i made sure to show up in all 83 counties. Now, im not saying that the president ial candidate needs to show up in all 83 counties but you got to show up because when you are actually talking to people, you dont get distracted by things that dont matter and issues that dont matter you stay focused on the things that do. My slogan was, fix the damn road. I didnt poll test that, i didnt come up with that on my own. It came from conversation after conversation with people of this state who are frustrated with government that cant even fix the roads. Now, of course were sidelined by covid19, and so that may still be my slogan but the fact of the matter is, you got to show up and you cant take michigan for granted. Seth you had the i wonder if its surreal to watch when you see yourself on saturday night live being portrayed by one of the cast members. You had the wonderful Cecily Strong play you what was your review of that moment it was funny, but i have to tell you, i love canada, but i drink michigan beer, not labatts seth of course, i would assume and you went so far as to actually send some michigan beer to cecily just to make sure that were they to play you again, they would not make the same error. Thats right. And you know, you having grown up in part of michigan for part of your life seth yeah. You can help them on the accent too i think that would be a that would be an improvement as well. Seth yeah. But i did hear you sent bells beer, and i can say from some time in the state, thats a very very nice choice by you. It was hard to send it. I wanted to hold on to it. Seth of course i wanted to finish by asking, that ive heard that you have a martial arts dummy in your office can you just tell us how that ended up there [ light laughter ] well, i was making a comment in front of my state Police Detail that it would be nice to have like a punching bag in my office and then all of a sudden this showed up in the office the next day. It was sitting in a warehouse and so they thought it would be good for me to have something to punch on occasion. Seth i see, sort of a means of stress relief yes, exactly. Its fitness seth and now is this do you give the dummy a name or is it more helpful to be able to rotate names you know, its not committed to one name or another fortunately youve treated me well, so it wont be seth today. Seth thats good to know good to keep in mind for anybody who might think about crossing you. Hey, thank you so much for making time for us you know, obviously we say this to everybody, but with you in particular, i know youve received threats on your life. We really do want you to stay safe keep up the good work, and thank you so much for being here thank you, i enjoyed it seth well be right back with more late night. When you think of a bank, you think of people in a place. But when you have the chase mobile app, your bank can be virtually any place. So, when you get a check. You can deposit it from here. And you can see your transactions and check your balance from here. On your account from here. And you can pay your friends back from here. So when someone asks you, wheres your bank . You can tell them heres my bank. Or heres my bank. Or, heres my bank. Because if you download and use the chase mobile app, your bank is virtually any place. So visit chase. Com mobile. Seth i want to thank my guests, nick kroll and Governor Gretchen Whitmer thank you to fred armisen and the 8g band. Stay tuned for lilly singh. Stay safe. Wash your hands. We love you. Daniel tonight on a little late with lilly singh. Lilly i hate working out so much, i legit pulled a hamstring just walking out here. [ laughter ] why would i pay someone to yell at me when i can get internet trolls to do that for free daniel and good morning to everyone. Lilly aww. Except those people who think lilly singh is funny [ screams how did this girl get a show watching my sisters dog lick its ass is more entertaining [ screams daniel plus lilly please welcome the hilarious and talented Larry Wilmore and Quinta Brunson [ cheers and applause i had to take an iphone appointment for a dog. [ laughter ] and i had to say, maam, these products are made for humans. I cant believe im saying this cause shes, i like to speak to your manager. [ laughter ] [ elevator rings ] maybe give you the elevator pitch . I didnt mean literally dig deeper i meant take some time to brainstorm [ elevator ring sir, i think you just need to

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