That will do it for us tonight, have a great day tomorrow. [ [ cheers andnd applause e mark f from studioio 6b in rockefeleller centerer in the h of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests elizizabeth olsen, Gaten Matarazzo, cocomedian samamantha ruddddy, and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1681 mark and now, heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy i feel the love. I feel the love. Thank you. Oh, thank you. Good job, mark welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show, everyone youre here, you made it, thank you very much for being here, hey. [ cheers and applause well, guys, i cant believe this today is the iphones 15th birthday today. [ cheers ] which means right now nokia is in a bar somewhere going, 15 years ago i was on top of the world. [ laughter ] you cant throw me out, ill throw you out. [ light laughter ] yeah, i cant believe its been 15 years since apple revolutionized the way we raise our kids [ laughter ] just just take that. Yeah, thats right the iphone is so popular, it singlehandedly turned apple and rice into a trillion dollar industry [ laughter ] speaking of apple, the fcc has asked apple and google to remove tiktok from their app stores over National Security concerns [ audience oohs then apple and google saw how much money they were making off tiktok and told the fcc to go fcc themselves [ laughter and applause yeah, they claim china has been stealing sensitive user data through the app. Apparently, they got suspicious when chinese engineers started slapping each other with tortillas. [ laughter ] yeah, the fcc was like, the risk is too great. Putin might learn how we make pasta in a mug. [ light laughter ] meanwhile, they heard that they can be removed from the app store, tiktok was like oh no oh no [ laughter ] oh no no no no no [ applause ] jimmy uh, people are still talking about yesterdays bombshell hearing about former president trump. We heard that at one time, trump got so angry that he threw his plate at the wall, and that he got ketchup all over the place and apparently, its inspired a new product. Watch this say goodbye to messy cleanups, and hello to the trump magic eraser [ light laughter ] the best way to clean food off your walls, like a steak with ketchuhup. [ crashing ] or spaghetti with ketchup. [ crashing ] evenen chili cheheese dogs with ketchup. [ splat the trump magic ereraser wipes all away and best of all, when youre done, you can flush it down the toilet like a classified document [ light laughter ] bye bye the trump magic eraser. And hes getting sued by mr. Clean. Jimmy i just thought that was interesting. Thats an interesting commercial [ applause ] well, guys, its been a tough couple of days for the giuliani family first Rudy Giuliani i dont know if you heard this he claimed that he was assaulted at a Grocery Store but security footage showed that it was more of a pat on his back [ light laughter ] and then, last night, rudys son Andrew Giuliani lost the republican primary for new york governor yeah his biggest weakness, name recognition. [ laughter ] it was a tough night for andrew he gave his dad a big hug, and then rudy accused him of assault. [ laughter ] did you guys see this . I read that nissan is recalling more than 300,000 pathfinders over risk of the hoods flying open while people are driving. [ light laughter ] turns out nissan was using the term pathfinder ironically [ laughter ] speaking of cars, due to high gas prices, fewer americans are going on summer road trips but just cause youre staying at home doesnt mean you cant feel like youre on a road trip so i thought id share some of my home road trip tips right here first, every half hour, randomly point somewhere in the room and say, cow. [ light laughter ] next, use your own bathroom but flush with your foot [ laughter ] and finally, have your kid sit on the couch and threaten to turn this whole house around were going were taking im gonna take the whole house back. [ cheers and applause its just like the real thing. Hey, guys, listen to this. Whole foods said that as the pandemic eases, theyre focused on holding down prices for the customers. Its true. Take a look at this commercial they just released we here at whole foods are committeted to our c customers, wiwill continunue selling g our products at reasonable prices. Like a bunch of bananas for just 14. 99. [ laughter ] apples for just 9. 99 a pound thats s cheaper ththaa a gagallon of gagas. And d this ripe e avocado that jujust 3 easy y payments o of and 200 down payment, and Security Deposit and your firstborn child. Plus shipping and handling whole foods, stay in your lane jimmy oh, interesting, wow [ cheers and applause well, some tv news nbc is coming out with an eightpart series on dinosaurs called surviving earth. Spoiler alert, they dont. [ laughter ] hey, i heard that the academy of Motion Picture arts and sciences just invited 397 new members to join. Yeah, its pretty exciting one of thehe new membebers said [ minion g gibberish ] ] jimmy while the other 396 were like [ minion gibberish ] [ fart sound ] [ laughter and applause jimmy amazing. Well well this is fun i saw that back to the future the musical is set to debut on broadway in 2023, yeah thats pretty big news, and if youre wondering what itd be like, we got our hands on a sneak preview. Takeke a look. D doc youre e my only hohope this isis i thisis is the ananswer it says s here a a bolt of l lightning is going t to strike t the clocock tower precicisely at 1010 04 p. M. Next sataturday nighgh hmhm hm ha h ha h ha hm hm hmhm hm next satuturday nightht were sendnding yo back to the future [ cheers and applause jimmy bravo bravo and finally, Air New Zealand has announced that they are adding the worlds first lie flat pods to Economy Class here they are. This is real [ audience ohs ] now the guy who hogs the armrest will be spooning you [ laughter and applause wow. We have a great show tonight Elizabeth Olsen is here. [ cheers and applause yeah, the one and only from Stranger Things, Gaten Matarazzo is here. [ cheers and applause we have standup from samantha ruddy on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause and ladies and gentlemen, we have a guest announcer tonight mark normand right there. Mark [ cheers and applause mark, mark, mark hows it hows it going today, bud mark hey, im good im excited about that that dinosaur doc i heard joe bidens in it. Jimmy yeah [ light laughter ] its fantastic mark, it is so good to see you [ laughter ] mark good to be back, jimbo. Jimmy im so happy youre here, bud. Mark thanks for having me. Jimmy im happy youre here it is time for tonight show hashtags. Here we go Hashtag Hashtags [ cheers and applause jimmy we we do this thing every week where i send out a hashtag and you guys i ask you guys to respond to that topic. So since the Summer Season has officially kicked off, i sent out the hashtag summerraps and i asked you guys to give us your best rap parodies about summer within minutes it was a trending topic, so thank you for playing along. [ cheers and applause and now i thought id share some of my favorite summer raps from you guys with a little help from the roots. This first one [ cheers and applause all right, ready for this one . This first one is from kyledice23. He says i hate big bugs and i cannot lie yellowjacket and dragonflies cuz when a bee flies in and hes giving yo a chase and he heads righ for your fac you get stung [ cheers and applause jimmy thats how you do it right there. This next one is from 812jmac he says if you wanna go and take a ride wit me you gotta give me some cas i dont drive for free oh why must i be this way gas it cost too much money jimmy wow. [ cheers and applause long walk. That was a long walk there i didnt know where you were going with there gas cost too much money. Oh, there you go not bad. This one is from pdb435 he says in a minute ima need a citronella outdoor candle to light it up cuz i gotta backyard full of mosquitoussys tryna suck ou all my blood [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] jimmy mosquitoussys. [ laughter ] mosquitoussys. Thats the jam there, mosquitoussys. [ light laughter ] if that takes off, thatll be fantastic. Uh, this one is from oh, i can help you out with this one maybe this one is from magzland she says this towel is very vita my seats are made of vinyl my legs are stuc so what the [bleep] its sticky is the title here we go its sticky to get that line that sunburn lin thats not so fine its sticky how is i its sticky sticky sticky [ cheers and applause jimmy this ones from eddielovestoast [ laughter ] its a great at name eddie loves i love toast. Mark toast i thought we were doing wraps. Jimmy no, no, were not doing toasts, were doing wraps, yeah. Are you a toast are you a a toast person mark i love toast. Jimmy whats your breakfast goto . 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[ cheers and applause [ talking over each other jimmy joining tariqs team, she stars in the giant summer movie, dr. Strange in the multiverse of madness, and her book, hattie harmony worry detective is available everywhere books are sold. Please welcome, Elizabeth Olsen. [ cheers and applause jimmy hattie harmony hello again hi. Jimmy all right. So, its you and elizabeth me and gaten okay, now, look, we all know how to play charades were going to go four rounds, okay 30 seconds on the clock per round. And then the fifth round is the showdown both teams give the same clue at the same time yeah i will go first. Everyone can take their seats. Ill show you how its done. Okay. Thank you jimmy ready, part . Im terrified whos up first . Youre up first . Jimmy yeah, i can go yeah im really bad at games jimmy okay, guys, which what number should i choose . Oh, im scared. [ talking over each other seven someone really wanted seven. Jimmy okay yeah, i can do this. Ready . I think so, yeah. Its a movie. Its one word. What jimmy whatd you say what what in the world is this movie . Oh, no small. Small. Short. Tiny tiny small, little. Ant. Is it an ant oh, man, what did i do [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] tariq minions minions, yeah i could have gotten that tariq minions oh, word. Tariq its minions minions jimmy how long was that timer . [ laughter ] how long was that timer . It felt like there was 80 seconds on the clock. That was not 30 seconds jimmy, im sorry. Jimmy that felt longer than 30 seconds jimmy, im sorry. Jimmy what did you say first . Once i said what i didnt know what you were jimmy you said what . Yeah. Jimmy you cant say what in charades am i not allowed to say jimmy what is the one thing you dont say. What [ laughter ] thats all right im so sorry. Jimmy breathe. Well make a comeback jimmy well make a a comeback well get there jimmy elizabeth, youre up okay, okay, okay. Well get there, jimmy. [ talking over each other tariq in the game, lets go do you have a preference . Tariq ask the three, three, three yep. Oh, gosh. Okay theyre gonna get it in four seconds. Jimmy its going to be easier than minions. Im going to start. Tariq yep. Its a song. Uhhuh. Tariq four words run over run over the hill. Over the mountain. Climb over the mountain. Run up up the hill. Running up the hill. [ dinging [ cheers and applause we got it, we got it, we got it, we got it. Jimmy why couldnt have i got that its understandable jimmy why couldnt i get that for gaten i got minions i would have had it in four jimmy who said seven who said seven youre in trouble, whoever said seven. Who said seven . Jimmy i know i remember the voice. I was hearing it on the street one day. You walked by and youre like, well, i got 7 i go, seven who said that . [ laughter ] okay, gaten, youre up there was such passion behind seven, too. Jimmy yeah, i know yeah all right, well, seven is already taken care of, so lets get this [ audience shouting number ] im not listening to any of you. Im going jimmy there you go come on. Yeah jimmy they liked it. They liked it. Oh, great [ laughter ] jimmy i think we got this bud, come on okay, all right all right. Im going now. Jimmy yeah, lets do it. Okay. Thats a tv it is a tv show i spoke. [ laughter ] jimmy its a movie no, its a tv. Yeah wonder years. Nine words are you joking me . No. [ laughter ] jimmy no good horrible bad three three words youre doing numbers 90 [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] jimmy did i did i have a stroke and die what what happened . 90 sleeps. 60 minutes it was 90 day fiance. I was getting there. I was getting there. Jimmy you only had 30 seconds to get there. Tariq you you realize you dont have 90 days [ laughter ] that was a good one jimmy tariq, you give the clues here and tariq, if you lose this, you lose points. I think we can make a a comeback [ light laughter ] jimmy no, we can do it we lose points if we lose jimmy theres a final round. [ audience shouting numbers tariq okay jimmy hes confident Television Show two words. Breaking bad. The wiggles the wiggles the swiggles. Oh, shoot. The smurfs. The oh, my god. The squirters. This guns oh, my god im so sorry squid games tariq yes [ dinging [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my gosh, you got that squid games. [ talking over each other at one point you said the squirfs. [ laughter ] i was like, thats a new thing the squirfs. Okay wow, you guys are good this is really stressing me out jimmy this is a show that no, this is fun, fun, fun, fun game. This is the showdown round all right, elizabeth and gaten, you will give clues, okay . No. Jimmy tariq and i will guess. We got this. Tariq and i will guess, okay all right, all right. Jimmy we already got the hard ones out of the way minions minions and 90 day fiance. Jimmy 90 day fiance. What . Jimmy yeah, of course, yeah your clues were good that was good. Okay. Jimmy yeah, sleeping i was going into day. Jimmy now it all makes sense. It all makes sense, yeah you actually even said you spelled out 90 and i still didnt get it. [ laughter ] all right. You guys both give the same clues at the same time whichever team guesses first wins 10,000 points and the whole game okay. Perfect. So this is all i need. This is all we need. Tariq you go this, elizabeth. Do we have to pick one of these . Jimmy yeah you guys you pick the same number why am i so nervous [ audience shouting numbers jimmy i get it im seeing a lot of tens. Okay, perfect. Jimmy here we go okay. Okay. Mmhm all right. Got it. [ laughter ] tariq okay jimmy wait, they both got it hold on a second i dont know if im ready. [ laughter ] [ talking over each other its weird. Tariq tv show. Jimmy tv naked and afraid. [ dinging [ cheers and applause jimmy my thanks to Elizabeth Olsen, Gaten Matarazzo, Tariq Trotter were talking to elizabeth after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause running up that hill, by the way, how about that . Right jimmy thats taking a life of its own its great for me jimmy yeah because its replaced never ending story. Jimmy oh, yeah, that was your its awesome. Hey, jamie. New client . Yeyeah, and youll never guess who, but lets just say she saved when she bunundled her dream m house and her dream car barbie. Barbie. Barbie. Well, i wouldnt be so sure. It could be oh, its defifinitely bararb. Everyonone knows whwho s. Werre standingng in front f her r house, dudude. Barbibie in theaeaters. Wake u up, gotta g go werre standingng in front f her r house, dudude. Ccmon, cmmon. Graracie, cmonon. Lets go guys, cmon mom, cmon mia [ enginene revving ] ] my favoritite color isis. 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Please welcome, Elizabeth Olsen, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome. Welcome back did you that was stressful. Yeah. I have, like, quite an adrenaline rush right now. Jimmy you do yes, i do jimmy but do you like this is this the way we should always do it a game with you before we talk yeah, it kind of breaks the ice in a nice way. Jimmy yeah my heart rate is still really high. Jimmy im very competitive im sorry about that, yeah i didnt know that i would be decent, actually. And i so that was thats good jimmy you were phenomenal, by the way [ cheers and applause i felt like i was okay. Jimmy you were more than decent you were more than decent. No. I just thought it was going to be real bad, and i wasnt as bad as well [ light laughter ] jimmy this interesting though, to me, because last time you were on the show, we were talking about Doctor Strange. Yes, we were. Jimmy and you were like, i dont i dont jimmy, i dont know i never know if the movie is going to be big or not big i just dont know. I do my best and blah, blah, blah. And i go, its going to be giant. You were like, i just dont i dont know. And it went on to make over 950 million i dont know. Jimmy almost a billion dollars. [ cheers and applause i dont know. Jimmy what do you mean you dont know no, but i guess it did. It did jimmy it definitely did it yes, it did. Its a giant, massive hit. Thats a wild number. Jimmy its an insane number its a weird number that i cant really i dont know what to equate it to those numbers. Jimmy but you havent seen it, still . No, i havent seen it, still. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah is it because, just, you dont see your own movies. Are you one of those i wish. No, im not one of those im like one of those people who, like, wants to study something so i can figure out how to make it better. Jimmy yeah so, you just havent gotten around to it no. I had a cold when we had the premiere, and i didnt want to sit through it jimmy you did have a cold . I did have a cold jimmy i remember that. And then i yes, because i was here, and you gave me that spray. Jimmy yeah did it work . It was fabulous jimmy all right, good. Yeah. And so, i asked them to send me a copy, so i could watch it. And it was like, it had my name on it, and then it had, like, the time i was watching it and i didnt want to watch it like that. Jimmy oh, because its marvel, its very tricky when you yes jimmy they call them the screeners. Yes jimmy and if they give you a screener of a movie, you go, oh, my gosh. But they put a water mark on it in case you somehow sell it illegally. Yeah, so my name would be on it, and the exact time and date jimmy imaging doing that imagine if you did that. And it was just, like, distracted jimmy it doesnt seem like you. Could you imagine if i did do that. Jimmy it doesnt seem like you, at all, to me, to do that yeah. Jimmy are you going to do more marvel . I hope so they dont tell me anything about my fate. So, i jimmy they dont even let you know that youre coming back no. I dont know jimmy but, youre i mean, you can i should come back. [ cheers and applause jimmy of course. Of course, you should come back but i really i dont know i like i want, like, fans to be, like, so aggressive. Jimmy yeah you know, and like terrify them into doing it or something. Jimmy no no i mean, thats not a good way to do anything actually. I really take that back. Jimmy no, well the fans love you yeah. No one needs to use, like, force. Jimmy no we love you. We just want to see more of you. I would love to do more wandavision, you just crushed that as well [ cheers and applause i would i would do that i would love any i would love any of the all of the above it would be fun jimmy all of the above yeah. And ill watch the movie jimmy yes. Its streaming, i heard jimmy yes, it is there you go yeah. Jimmy and your name will be on it for a little bit at the top. [ laughter ] and then youre in the whole movie. Can we talk about this yes, please jimmy last time you were here we unveiled the cover hattie harmony worry detective. Yeah. Jimmy tell me about this you wrote this during the pandemic yes, i did, with my husband and we were already wanting to write childrens books prepandemic jimmy yeah and it made sense to write one about childrens Mental Wellness or really just dealing with worries and anxieties for kids and teaching them emotional language for the first time. So, its hattie harmony worry detective, and she is a cat who goes to School Called wildwood elementary. And she helps her friends identify their worries and then she gives them tools on how to deal with it jimmy its so cute i love it. Marissa valdez does the illustration yeah, very cute illustrations. If i do say so myself. Jimmy yeah, i love the this is where someone has butterflies in their stomach, and she gets a butterfly net to get them out pearl peppercorn, the porcupine, has butterflies in her stomach. Jimmy i saw theres theres this photo that you and your husband have been doing thats going around on the internet yeah. Jimmy i want to say flat hattie flat hatties. Jimmy this is flat hattie. Where are you here were in italy pregetting covid. Jimmy yeah this is before, yeah yeah, and so, we yeah, so wed take hattie with us wherever wed go and my husband carries her literally everywhere, the gym, dodger games jimmy yeah i love that here it is were really big dodger fans jimmy youre giant dodger fans [ cheers and applause were giant dodger fans and so, every Single Player with a kid on the team, they dont know this yet, but they will be getting a hattie harmony. Jimmy cause you love them that much . We love the dodgers jimmy but anyone out there, you can draw your hattie harmonies, and start flat hattieing around wherever you are. Is it true that i heard hattie is here, tonight it is true. Jimmy somewhere in the audience shes a really big fan. Jimmy shes a fan . Shes a big fan of the tonight show and the roots. Jimmy and the roots, of course and so she wanted to be here jimmy can we see her oh, there she is oh, my gosh. And thats my beautiful husband, Robbie Arnett jimmy and, of course, that is your awesome husband. Hey, buddy, good to see you, pal. [ cheers and applause congrats on the book congratulations on the book. Have a great summer. Thank you for being here thanks for playing Elizabeth Olsen, everybody hattie harmony worry detective is available now. Gaten matarazzo joins us after the break. Stick around [ cheers and applause this is cynthia suarez, cfo of gogo foodco. , an onlinine food delivery service. Busineness was steteady, until. Gogofoooodco. Gogo check it t out. 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Everyone please welcome Gaten Matarazzo [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy the charades champion right jimmy yes we are the champs. Not deserved. Jimmy no, not at all at all. Jimmy not at all by the way, you kept saying, hey, were going to come back were going to come back. And what did we do exactly jimmy came back. Unbelievable yeah, i want to talk about this, dear evan hanson. Yeah. Jimmy youre coming back to broadway i am. Jimmy are you [ cheers and applause thank you very much jimmy do you is it like riding a bike . Do you go, i know how to do this broadway um, a little bit. Its more so if thats riding a bike, this is kind of like getting on a motorcycle jimmy oh, it is . Yeah, a little bit, just because i havent been i havent run in a show long term, consistently since i was 12 and that was before my voice changed. I was only doing four shows a week then. Now im doing eight. Jimmy wow, you can just imagine its just so straining on your voice to do especially yeah, this show is is not kind to most of the performers in it. And im playing jared. Im very, very excited and jimmy wow. When does it begin when when do you open i open july 19th. Jimmy wow. Yeah. [ cheers and applause it is soon jimmy that whole cast of Stranger Things can all sing a good portion, yes jimmy its a talented cast some of them much better than i can, yeah jimmy do you i think season one, do you remember that you were doing this thing that all the rest of the cast was getting annoyed by you kept singing oh, my god. [ laughter ] do you remember this we had a oh, my god yeah, that one. Jimmy yeah, you kept singing oh, my god yeah, that one. Jimmy and everyone was like, will you stop saying that . But that was your that was your catch phrase at the time. At the time, yeah i wanted something that, like, theyd hear just in the distance and be like, there he is and jimmy yeah can you do it one more time . Oh, my god i was better at it when i was, like, 14. I was better at [ laughter ] jimmy no, its so good that should be someone should sample that and put it in a song. Well, its better when the roots can accompany you with it jimmy can you do a little bit of a oh, my god yeah. Of course. Its perfect jimmy oh, my god thats what we need, yeah jimmy in the show i guess i got to see never ending story, of course yeah. Jimmy well get to that. Running up that hill, by the way, how about that . Right jimmy thats taking a life of its own its great for me jimmy yeah because its replacing neverending story. Jimmy oh, because that was your thing oh, yeah. That was [ talking over each other jimmy now its on now, its sucks for sadie yeah, but im in the clear for a bit. [ laughter ] its awesome jimmy when sadie was on the show, she was i was talking about vecna. Yeah. Jimmy it was the new character who has kind of taken off a little bit that show, Stranger Things. Yeah, heres heres vecna and she said she had a very there he is jimmy i think he was he frightening on the set and she goes, actually no because i had first time i met vecna, he was eating a a sandwich. [ laughter ] kind of takes all the frightening out when hes eating a hoagie. Just chomping on a hoagie. It reminds i saw him once during filming of volume one i saw jimmy vecna. Yeah, i saw vecna sitting there. And i looked over like, hi, its great to see you. I havent seen since the table read. And he was just like, yeah, how are you . Its good to see you. Like just in a lawn chair. Like feet up, and like wholehalf, done up in vecna gear it is unsettling jimmy yeah and just bonkers. Jimmy from the waist down wearing, like, sweat pants yeah, pretty much i think. I think if i remember correctly, i was kind of drawn towards his messed up face but [ laughter ] jimmy and hes just talking to you like hes not vecna yeah, it was like, how are you . Hes like, its good to see you. Like, he looked exhausted. [ laughter ] jimmy when youre doing this, you go, okay. Oh my gosh, we have they go, theres two new episodes coming out. And you go yeah. Jimmy yeah they go, two . Thats it . And then you go no, no, no, no. Jimmy every episode is like the First Episodes like, two hours . The First Episode the eighth episode is like, think probably an hour and a half. But episode nine is getting close to two and a half hours. Its a movie jimmy that is a movie right there. Its a movie, yeah. Jimmy coming out i know. [ cheers and applause jimmy i want to showow evereryone a clilip. Heres g gaten matararazzo in seasonon four of Stranger Thingsgs. Take a a look at t this. Hey, steveve. 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[ laughter ] we will not get to see my family this weekend. I was like, oh, im so sorry. I didnt know that we wouldnt have to hang out with your family. [ laughter ] i weigh 50 pounds. [ laughter and applause i dont even like flying on regular planes too risky. The most dangerous thing that i do, is i cut my own hair [ light laughter ] and i only do that because i got the worst haircut of my life from a salon. It was so bad that before the woman was even finished, she said, ah, itll grow back. [ laughter ] she gave me, like, swoopy bangs in the front, and then spikey on top she gave me the karen. [ light laughter ] and you know what the worst part was i couldnt even complain [ laughter and applause because thats exactly what a karen would do [ light laughter ] shed be like, do you want to talk to the manager . Because you look like you do. [ laughter ] one nice thing about cutting my own hair is it saves money i am horrible with money, and i can pinpoint the exact moment where things went wrong. My senior year of high school we got to pick electives. I chose to take philosophy instead of money management. [ light laughter ] and to this day, i cannot balance a checkbook. But i do know nothing about philosophy either. [ laughter and applause people are like, why is your credit score so low . And im like, can one truly score your credit . [ laughter ] they can its 540 [ laughter ] another reason i think im bad with money is cause my mom never let me do anything for myself she still doesnt. I was shopping with her recently i wanted to buy a violent videogame. She cut me off on my way to the cashier, she was like, hey, mr. Gamestop, i just have to ask is this game violent . And he was like, yeah. [ light laughter ] and my mom said, well, im just worried about my kid playing it. And he goes, well, how olds your kid . And my mom says, 29. [ laughter ] and then i swear to god he just looked at me and he was like, is it this woman . [ laughter ] i was like, you heard the lady can i handle it or not . [ light laughter ] i couldnt [ light laughter ] its really violent. I have nightmares every night. Dont play madden. [ laughter and applause thanks thank you, thanks. I love football, but ive been trying to get into the nba, cause its way gentler. You know, even the team names in the nba are less aggressive than nfl team names. The nfl is like, were the minnesota vikings. Were fierce. The nba is like, were the utah jazz. [ laughter and applause were difficult to appreciate. [ laughter ] were the denver nuggets. Were four for a dollar. I didnt have any choice but to like sports. I grew up with three brothers. We like to argue over who my moms favorite is. But even more than that, we like to argue over who her least favorite is. I thought i was gonna get her the other day. I was like, mom, youre trapped in a room with the four of us and a killer one of us has to go, who do you pick . She was like, well, i guess i would pick me. Oh and then she said, because i have interest in being trapped in a room with even three of you. [ laughter ] she has a vicious sense of humor. One time my brother called me an ignoramus she said, hey, you cant talk to her like that you have to use smaller words. [ laughter and applause all right, thank you so much i really appreciate it [ cheers and applause jimmy hey come on, pal samantha ruddy logging out is available on apple music. Well be right back, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause every bubusiness deserves a a great deaeal. Thats whyhy comcast b busins is lauaunching thehe mobile m made free e event. With ourur businesss ininternet, nenew and exisisg cucustomers cacan geget one yearar of unlimimd momobile for f free. Its our b best internrnet. 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