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I am feeling dizzy thinking [ cheers and applause steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests josh gad and Andrew Rannells Nate Bargatze, comedian ian lara, and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1849 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, come on now [ cheers and applause i feel the love. I feel the love. Give it right back to you. Enjoy yourself welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You have made it [ cheers and applause this is the tonight show. Well, a lot of people are talking about this last night, the Kansas City Chiefs played the minnesota vikings, and taylor swift was not in attendance. [ audience oohs thats how crazy things have gotten now its news when taylor doesnt show up. [ light laughter ] thats right thousands of fans wanted to see taylor but couldnt. Then ticketmaster was like, dont look at us. We had nothing to do with this we had nothing [ light laughter ] taylor not being there was kind of a let down. When Patrick Mahomes threw the ball to travis kelce, he just let it fall. He was like, whats the point . [ laughter ] i mean, why are we doing this . Speaking of football, on saturday iowa state played tcu, and i noticed that iowa states uniform combination made it look like some of their players were well, just look at this photo. Can you zoom in . [ laughter ] for a second, i thought iowa state signed a deal with pampers. [ laughter ] you know hey, if taylor swift isnt dating one of your players, youve got to do something to get attention, you know what im saying [ light laughter ] lets get to some news over the weekend, at a rally in iowa, former President Trump bragged that he could beat President Biden in a fight [ laughter ] it would be the fight of the century. Mostly because both guys are a a century. [ laughter ] some more political news today robert f. Kennedy jr. Launched his bid for president as an independent. Lets see how the big announcement went. I need my speech. [ light laughter ] hey [ muffled mic sounds ] you cant read anything. You cant read anything. [ indiscernible audience all the way all the way yeah audience all the way all the way its upsidedown. Its upsidedown. [ laughter ] its upsidedown. [ laughter ] jimmy americans are like, okay, is there a fourth Party Candidate . Please i mean, come on. [ laughter ] things got better once he started his speech, and then his pants fell down. [ laughter ] yeah, he was wearing pampers [ light laughter ] you guys hear about this i read that amazons alexa has been telling people the 2020 election was stolen [ laughter ] its not good. Now when you ask alexa, whats the weather . She says, i dont know, why dont you ask big pharma . [ laughter ] some more Business News this week, Walgreens Pharmacy workers across the country are planning walkouts over their working conditions yep, hundreds of walgreens pharmacies will be closed. And in a month or two, people will notice somethings up [ laughter ] switching gears, have you guys heard about this massive kia and hyundai recall its not good. Take a look at this. If you drive a kia or a a hyundai, youll want to hear this the government is issuing a massive recall for over three million vehicles and says you should park outside when you can. Thats because the affected cars are at risk of catching fire at any moment tariq what aw, man, i drive a kia jimmy oh, geeze, im sorry, tariq. Tariq its okay. Im glad i found out about it before it was too late and besides, i still have my trusty volkswagen. Jimmy oh tariq oh, what jimmy roll the clip. An important recall alert this morning for volkswagen owners, as the auto makers sounds the alarm on nearly 50,000 vehicles. Tariq what jimmy im im sorry im sorry, tariq tariq i mean, i guess i could bicycle. Jimmy yeah tariq i just bought a bike with a shimano bonded 11speed hollowtech road cranksets. A recall alert you should to know about this morning [ laughter ] if you bicycle. Shimano is recalling nearly 700,000 bonded 11speed hollowtech road cranksets. Tariq aw, come on. Jimmy look, theres gotta be something you can do. Tariq no, no, no im done im just going to stay home where its safe, and eat snacks all day. Jimmy oh, yeah what kind of snacks do you like tariq well, i have a sweet tooth. So, im talking about slices of that chocolate explosion cake that are sold at walmart we have a recall alert [ laughter ] for those of you who have a a sweet tooth. Yeah, were talking about slices of chocolate explosion cake [ laughter ] that are sold at walmart. Tariq fine ill eat Something Else, then. I have, you know, 70 Million Units of 2 ounce to 3 ounce rolling liquid county can candies. Candy dynamics is recalling 70 Million Units of its 2 ounce to 3 ounce rolling liquid count can candies. [ laughter and applause tariq man, im so tired of these recalls man, im constantly have to check my fridge, and check my fridge [ laughter ] jimmy what what are you saying . Tariq any time i want to get some precut squash costco shoppers, check your fridge, check your freezer [ laughter ] precut Butternut Squash is now under recall because of possible e. Coli jimmy oh, my goodness. This is unbelievable look, im sure theres something that you can eat tariq what do i even have left, jimmy . Some some kraft singles american cheese slices jimmy that sounds good i mean, im sure there wont be any more recall alerts for your family tenalt. Another recall alert for your family tenalt [ laughter ] kraft heinz [ laughter and applause is recalling some kraft singles american cheese slices tariq im done, im done jimmy thats it, tariq trotter, everyone. Tariq trotter, everyone. [ cheers and applause we have a good tenalt show hey guys, i heard about a man in the u. K. Who said that he found a fried screw in his kfc fries. It turns out it was from a a chicken that had a hip replacement. [ laughter ] steve oy jimmy finally, before we move on, id like to take a moment to thank some of our sponsors for tonights show. They dont always fit in commercial breaks, and we want to make sure that we mention all of them. Its time for tonight show sponsors. Tonight show sponsors tonight show sponsors [ cheers and applause jimmy sunmaid raisins disappointing trick or treaters since 1973 [ laughter and applause cheezits just eat the whole box, shes gone, man. [ laughter and applause the home depot wheres the bathroom . and where are the toilets . are two very different questions. [ laughter and applause gorilla glue whatever youre trying to fix, youre about to make it worse. [ laughter and applause california closets think a closet cant cost 90 grand think again. [ laughter and applause subway remember when everyone thought we were healthy . [ laughter and applause and finally, cocoa puffs if you wont give your kids chocolate milk, we will [ laughter and applause thats all for tonight show sponsors. We have a great show give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much. Welcome to the show, everybody i just want to send our love to everyone affected by the attacks in israel over the weekend. By now weve all seen the terrible images coming out of there, and our hearts go out to everyone whos been impacted [ applause ] we have a great show tonight they are tony nominated actors starring in the big new broadway show gutenberg the musical josh gad and Andrew Rannells are here [ cheers and applause steve come on jimmy the best steve the best jimmy the dynamic duo. Steve come on. Jimmy josh gad, Andrew Rannells. Plus, he is currently on tour, and his latest comedy special Nate Bargatze hello world its my favorite special ive seen in ten years. It is a perfect special. It is unbelievable if you havent seen it, just do it right now you can tune out of the tonight show. Just flip over [ light laughter ] watch it i think its on amazon hes unbelievable. And gosh, hes been a great friend of the show here since the late 90s steve yeah jimmy Nate Bargatze is joining us tonight steve come on. [ cheers and applause jimmy hes one of my favorites. He is crushing it. Speaking of great standup, we have great standup from ian lara, by the way, coming back [ cheers and applause i love this dude as well guys, stick around well be right back with josh gad and Andrew Rannells here on the tonight show. [ cheers and applause oh, my god, youre the biggest movie star in the world jimmy no, you wouldnt yell you wouldnt yell no, youre the biggest jimmy you wouldnt yell like that. You wouldnt yell like that. 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[ light laughter ] jimmy you were it was the funniest thing ive ever seen on broadway thank you jimmy i go, oh, my gosh, this is the funniest thing ever. Until now jimmy now youre back. Now youre back, everybody yeah, until now is right [ cheers and applause do you like that . This is our big reunion on broadway, so jimmy i was waiting i was like, what are these guys going to do together they have to do youre so your chemistry was so great i go, i have a great idea i want you to do a detective show on tv. Oh. That doesnt feel like something either of us wants to do jimmy yeah [ light laughter ] no, this is great, this is what you have to do okay. Jimmy and its like a matlock type of thing. Oh, okay. All right, tell me more oh, see, i was going murder she wrote, but we can do that jimmy yeah, but that thats what makes it fun you can do murder she wrote and you can do matlock. So this is sort of like a a hybrid do you want us in the same show here, or is this . [ light laughter ] jimmy yes i want to see you in the same show what about like a simon simon jimmy that makes more sense. Can we just do that jimmy that makes more sense. [ light laughter ] simon simon, you can do that as well but i want to see that i think thatd be kind of fun to watch all right, yeah it sounds it sounds like your audience is really excited about that one too [ laughter ] it feels like this could be [ cheers ] jimmy in the meantime in the meantime [ cheers and applause if you dont have a detective show, you have gutenberg the musical we have gutenberg the musical jimmy cause they can both you can both sing, and dance, and youre very talented he can sing and dance really well i sort of get by you can also sing and dance weve heard you know, its been a long time since weve done a show together, but jimmy do you remember first meeting . What were your First Impressions of each another . Didnt like the guy very much jimmy no, no we can edit this out [ laughter ] we can edit all of this out. Oh, oh, andrew . Me . We met june 2010. Look at this guy. Dear diary. They flew him [ laughter ] jimmy that was so sweet, youve they flew him to l. A. , and we did a we did a jimmy i can do this for hours. I love this. Chemistry well, this is going to be on our detective show this is how we jimmy ohh im excited im telling you, peacock [ laughter ] peacock andrew came in, and i had done workshops with other people, like three or four times and then they brought two celebrities up against stacked him against two big celebs jimmy ooh. And then he came in last. Jimmy ooh and we did the scene together it was cunningham and price, and i looked at trey parker, matt stone, and our producer Anne Garefino after, and i said, thats the guy. And they said, we agree why do you think that way . And i said, because its the first time ive ever been intimidated by an elder price. Josh. Jimmy wow. And he he was incredible he was absolutely incredible jimmy was i think was that part of the secret . I i threatened him, which was part of the intimidation factor [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah no, it was very it was very intimidating, and i remember very clearly, you know, obviously getting to read but we didnt have any time together before. We just, like, walked into a a room and then had to start reading together so it was like it was very intimidating but the two guys who went in before me were pretty damn famous and i was like jimmy did you see them leaving . Yeah, because we were all there at the same time jimmy i dont like that. And but i i figured, i was like, oh, i dont really have a shot. Suffice it to say, al pacino did not get the role [ laughter ] jimmy oh, no, dont say his name dont say his name no, but i figured, i was like, i dont have a shot at this at all. And then one of the guys walked out, and he looked at me and he said, musicals are hard. [ laughter ] but he said it like this, musicals are hard. Jimmy no wow, al al pacino i was like, albert, calm down, man. Jimmy wow, wow musicals are hard. It was not al pacino. I dont like musicals. Jimmy musicals are hard. If you want to do a detective show, im your guy. Jimmy oh, wait a sec no [ talking over each other im telling, you guys should do the show but lets talk about gutenberg the musical yes yes jimmy James Earl Jones theatre right now. And this is this is something people have called it the hamilton of its generation well, josh calls it thats me, im the person [ laughter ] i dont think anyone else is saying that. Even though technically hamilton is the hamilton of its of our generation jimmy right now, it is, yeah i think this is the hamilton of its generation jimmy you said that. Yes jimmy i think this is the cats its a slightly different jimmy the cats of our of this generation cats or hamilton. Its cats by way of hamilton, with two wouldbe detectives [ laughter ] jimmy wicked. You like wicked, youll love this if you guys love musicals, this is for you. This is for you [ cheers and applause jimmy gutenberg with these two guys in the show, you actually you wear a lot of hats we do we literally wear a lot of hats jimmy you play every character in the whole show. Yes jimmy and you so there are about 120 hats thats me thats andrew. Yeah, thats me jimmy thats right that we we wear throughout the show to sort of differentiate these different characters that we play. Theres about jimmy theres over 120 hats 120 hats. Theres over 120 hats and i by the way, i found out about the hats after i signed up. [ light laughter ] i i would not have done a a show with hats had i known [ light laughter ] cause there are two things that scare me, hats and choreography jimmy okay, oh my gosh [ light laughter ] this show has both. Jimmy this is this is a a nightmare then, yeah but to be clear, we had done two readings of this musical before we, you know, were really going to do it in earnest here on broadway and josh claims that he had no idea that there were hats involved, except theres a a mention of hats all over the script i dont read stage directions and he doesnt read stage directions [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my gosh. And i didnt my character never says, im wearing a hat right now. [ laughter ] he just sort of scans for his characters name so i wouldnt know. So i wouldnt think. Jimmy you wouldnt know. But do what happens when someone grabs the wrong hat . Oh, this happened the other night. It happens. Sometimes the hats fall off. Sometimes the, you know. This past week, weve had a a hat fly into the audience. There was a day where i do any of you watch only murders in the building you know that scene [ cheers and applause so, like steve martin, i went to the white room and i found myself holding a hat ive never held in my entire life and i looked at andrew on stage. And this is my version of improv i go, andrew, what the hell am i doing with this hat . I had like no i had no improv theres no game face. No, theres no game face. Jimmy thats how you improvise . Yeah, i go, what do i do now . Or hell say i wasnt supposed to say that. Or you werent supposed to say that. [ laughter ] or where am i . Jimmy you just call em out . Sort of just, like, blunt force improv so, i i said this to him, and he goes, no, put that back where you found it. [ laughter ] we got back on track. Jimmy of course you can get back on track. Its live theater, jimmy. Its live theater. Jimmy i was very lucky to meet your mom and dad, and your brother backstage. Oh, they were very lucky to meet you jimmy no, come on. [ laughter ] but you know whats funny . We were talking, and you guys were nice enough to come on when i hosted late night back in the day yeah. Jimmy this is this is us here, in fact. Oh, look at this. Oh, look at us. Jimmy 2012 thats me, thats andrew. [ light laughter ] jimmy no, that is you. Thats you and your mom said that it was one of her favorite my mom. I have done i have done a a bunch of late night since that jimmy probably hundred for some reason probably 2,500 [ light laughter ] and for some reason my mother always says to me, ill never forget the time you and andrew sang take on me with jimmy fallon. [ laughter ] it was my favorite. Jimmy thats right thats right, mom. She loved it. Jimmy mom mom is susan gads here [ cheers and applause jimmy mom is here. Susan susan gad schwartz is here. [ applause ] aww. Jimmy look at that come on mom and dad jimmy she has great taste. Oh, mama. Jimmy but i thought itd be kind of fun, if you if you wouldnt mind to maybe should we do it i can i think its time [ cheers and applause mom, this is for you jimmy this is for susan. This is for you, susan. Oh, yeah. You remember this, jimmy talking awa i dont know wha what to sa ill say it anyway today is another da to find yo shying away ill be comin for your love okay take on m take on me take me on take on me ill be gon this ones for you, mama. In a day or two [ cheers and applause jimmy josh gad and Andrew Rannells gutenberg the musical is on broadway at the James Earl Jones theatre, through january 28th were playing a game with them after the break. Come on back, everybody. Take on me i love you, mama. Take me o take on me ill be gone jimmy you broke the attendance record with almost 20,000 people. 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Theyre a stack of hats with celebritys names written on them the object of the game is to guess the name on your hat while also giving clues to the other players. Okay. Jimmy okay okay. Jimmy the only rule is you cant say the name of a project that the person is in. Yes all right your person is named cher. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont think that that is he is correct. Youre allowed to do that if thats the rules is this cher yeah. Yes [ bell dings ] damn, i think i missed i think i misunderstood the game yeah, i think you did [ laughter ] all right, give me give me one. Jimmy well, i mean, well you i think youre a big fan of me. Im a big have i slept with me . [ laughter ] no. This person is doing a a residency in vegas, and shes jimmy no, you cant talk about any of the projects. This person is adele. [ laughter ] jimmy what is going no stop saying that youre playing it wrong. [ cheers ] all right jimmy youre playing it wrong. Youre playing it wrong do you want one do you want one . Wait, who am i . Okay, yours yours would be, like, hey, are you coming soon are you on your way . Andrew rannells no, its its a line you might say. Like, are you jimmy that is that is your impression of him [ laughter ] do you want me to do an impression youll be back oh, Arnold Schwarzenegger [ bell dings ] jimmy there you go now were playing the game [ cheers ] all right, all right. Okay, take it off oh oh she loves the kelce. She loves [ laughter ] she loves jimmy taylor swift yes [ bell dings ] [ cheers and applause yes jimmy strong this this guys really big. Hes so muscular the rock. Jimmy yes [ bell dings ] shes gonna let it go idina menzel yes jimmy all right, thats correct. Switch. Take your hat off. [ bell dings ] jimmy i cant believe you. Oh, um, keanu reeves. Jimmy no no. [ light laughter ] jimmy its not your face, its travoltas face. Oh, nic cage. Jimmy yes. Yes [ bell dings ] [ cheers and applause take your hat off youre still on taylor swift jimmy oh, i am yeah, take one off. Um oh oh ill never let you go, rose. Yeah, and also jimmy leo dicaprio yes [ bell dings ] yes, yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy you remind me of a a little of leo dicaprio, a little bit, dont you think . Josh gad. [ laughter ] jimmy yes, but no no. Yes, yes, but also, i think in more more like a playfully way. Let me see. Let me see oh. Oh, hes mentioned in our show hes a little tiny little slip of a thing josh gad. No. [ laughter ] uh, uh, call me by your name. Oh, call me by your name. Oh, oh Timothee Chalamet jimmy yes, there you go. [ cheers and applause all right, here we go. All right take it mine. Oh oh shes mentioned in our show shes in concert right now shes not taylor swift [ laughter ] shes beautiful beyonce yes [ bell dings ] jimmy thats right change your oh, oh, de niro jimmy yes, thats correct. [ bell dings ] take your hat off take your top hat off. Point blank. Point blank, speed. Jimmy keanu reeves together yeah [ bell dings ] [ cheers ] oh, oh, he is an avenger. Jimmy great name, long name yeah, very long name, and he loves shakespeare. He loves playing hamlet and avengers oh, god he either plays an avenger or hamlet [ laughter ] jimmy stop yelling at him. Oh, my god, youre the biggest movie star in the world jimmy no, you wouldnt yell you wouldnt yell you wouldnt yell like that. You wouldnt yell like this. No. Jimmy you wouldnt yell like this. He would jump on the couch. Jimmy he wouldnt jump on the couch. He would jump on the couch. He would jump on the couch [ cheers ] jimmy tom cruise together yes [ bell dings ] [ repeated dinging ] jimmy you you are you are the grinch, the voice. Youre the voice of the grinch, but youre also on damn avengers [ laughter and cheers there are so many avengers youre the one who has red hair jimmy you have red hair. Benedict cumberbatch. Jimmy yeah [ bell dings ] [ cheers ] i won you are the guy jimmy hes the voice of god. Josh gad [ laughter ] jimmy no oh, Morgan Freeman yeah [ cheers and applause [ repeated dinging ] jimmy josh gad, Andrew Rannells. Their show, gutenberg the musical is now on broadway at the James Earl Jones theatre through january 28th stick around weve got more tonight show after this come on back [ cheers and applause everything i do thats for my health is an accomplishment. Concerns of getting screened faded away to my astonishment. My doc gave me a script i got it done without a delay. I screened with cologuard and did it my way. Cologuard is a oneofakind way to screen for colon cancer thats effective and noninvasive. Its for people 45 plus at average risk, not high risk. False positive and negative results may occur. Ask your provider for cologuard. I did it my way Liberty Mutual customized my Car Insurance and i saved hundreds. With the money i saved, i started a dog walking business. 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I want to just, kind of, recap what a year its been for you. Yeah. Jimmy because we were friends, and we we text each other every now and then i well no, we do text. Jimmy no, we do it took me a long time to get that phone number. Jimmy no, i had to battle it out. Jimmy you really and now my daughters here, kicked me out of my dressing room [ light laughter ] jimmy your beautiful little daughter yeah. Jimmy who is she goes i was like, standing there and she goes, you mind shutting that door . Jimmy yeah made me go. [ laughter ] jimmy look at that i was like, yeah. Jimmy yeah, but is but isnt that fun though . When you first came on, you were you were just booking clubs and hoping that you book clubs. Oh, yeah. Jimmy you sent me a text i go, where are you playing tonight . Like, what are you doing . You go, ah, no big deal im just doing the Bridgestone Arena in nashville. [ cheers and applause you broke you broke the attendance record with almost 20,000 people. Yeah. Jimmy this is where they play hockey. This is where they do yeah, yeah. Jimmy nate it was its crazy, dude. Jimmy and your specials the biggest show in the history of amazon prime. Yeah. Jimmy which is its all happening. Its all so yesterday and the last two days, three sold out shows at radio city music hall mm. Jimmy i mean, congrats, buddy. [ cheers and applause i cant thank you, thank you. By the way, that bridgestone, i stole one of the chairs from bridgestone. [ light laughter ] jimmy what do you mean you stole one of because i have the record so if i take one of the chairs home, no one can break that record [ laughter and applause jimmy that is brilliant yeah. Jimmy that is abso you just cut right to it. Jimmy you cut right, yeah its its unbeatable this special is i think my favorite joke is the house joke you have youre living in the house backwards. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy but its such a great i just i said the punchline, but it doesnt matter. Watch it, its worth it. [ light laughter ] but also the fact it blows peoples mind that youre clean, by the way. Yeah. Jimmy they watch i watched it with my i watched it by myself i think i texted you, i said, heres my notes i love this, its my favorite thing. And then i watched it with my dad, because its something i can watch with my dad. Yeah. Jimmy so, he was crying laughing its so great. You can watch it with everybody. We were laughing so hard, you said because your dad, i think, found a screen door on the side of the road yeah. Jimmy and then saw and then put it in yeah, put it in our house and he put it on the wrong way. [ light laughter ] cause the handle is on the handles on this side and the screen door is on this side. So, if you came in our house, you had to go, like [ laughter ] you had to do that and it was my mom my mom just wanted a screen door because she wanted to be normal she was like, a normal family in a home. This was the first home they bought and it was an old hickory it was a two bedroom home, tiny she was like, a screen door is like a normal well be a normal family for two seconds. Just give us a screen door. [ light laughter ] and then my dad gets it and its just the most not normal screen door. [ laughter ] jimmy she still didnt get what she wanted. Still did not get what she i dont know. She still doesnt have a screen door jimmy but how is your dad doing . I know hes been opening up for some of your shows yeah. He was just here he does i mean hes been great. Its a you know, its every little boys dream, travel with your dad when youre 44 years old. [ laughter ] its jimmy wow. It really is the dream i got a tour bus with a a cpap machine hooked up, so [ laughter ] its pretty good times were out there mixing it up [ light laughter ] jimmy you said that hes hes like, a prankster, right . Your dad oh, yeah. He did one to my brother, his own son. And derek was getting all his doors painted in his house, so he took all the doorknobs off and laid them in the living room floor on a sheet. And my dad went and bought one extra doorknob and put it in there. [ laughter ] yeah jimmy just to slowly drive him crazy. Your brother is like, wait, whats . Well, he came back and like, i mean if you want to drive someone crazy, do that like my its like, wheres the other door . [ laughter ] like theyre missing theyre missing a whole other door jimmy its really funny. They they almost got divorced over it [ light laughter ] its like, what are you, hiding doors from me what else are you hiding from me . You know jimmy things are going super well you started this new Company Called the nateland the Nateland Company nateland. Jimmy nateland and its a production company, youre making yeah. Jimmy Family Friendly comedy specials on youtube right now. Yeah, right now, the showcase is on nateland entertainment, youtube its a the showcase is out jimmy nateland. Nateland entertainment. Jimmy but then you also said nateland. Nateland who i say nateland. Jimmy no, you didnt [ laughter ] when . Jimmy i think you said nateland. I said nateland and you go nateland. And i go, oh, was i saying it wrong . Well, that might be my accent that shouldnt count as me mispronouncing you should be able to read through and go, he doesnt even know what hes talking about. [ laughter ] like thats jimmy do you no, i just didnt know if i was saying it wrong. I wanted to make sure im saying it correctly. I dont think anything i say you could be like, you probably said it right. I told you, i think you say our last name correct with bargatze and i think we say it wrong as a family [ laughter ] bargetze. Jimmy for years ive been calling you Nate Bargatze yeah, and i just went with that because you were so big, it was easier just to [ laughter ] its just easier to do whatever you choose [ scattered applause ] jimmy i dont want to name you, though. But your name is Nate Bargatze marc maron once called me nick, and i was like, ill just be nick. Like its already [ laughter and applause there was enough people that was nick, i was like, ill just go with whatevers out there. Jimmy your the tour, the special, the new company, youve got a lot yeah. Jimmy a lot going on is it hard to keep track of everything yeah, yeah. Its i mean, its all getting crazy now. We live you know, its like as i get older, its like, i dont know, we live in a neighborhood, we live in a a culdesac were in the house at the top, so we are the leaders of the culdesac [ laughter ] but like all my neighbors are all like, they all have real jobs do you know when youre like around people with real jobs like, i dont know anything about taxes. I guess about my property taxes every day. Just some you know, i just say they are i just say they are what they are. You know you just [ light laughter ] jimmy thats a good answer i told one guy wouldnt let up, cause he was moving to nashville and i was like 100 i just told him 100,000 [ laughter ] and he was so mad. So, i thought, all right, too high [ light laughter ] and i said, 85 a month. [ light laughter ] and he was, like, what . And i go, i dont jimmy you dont have any what do you want them to be [ light laughter ] have you seen my wife here i dont know if we own or rent our home ive never asked any of these, like [ laughter ] jimmy youre not supposed to know those things i dont know this stuff jimmy no do you have, like a do you have a lawyer . No. I always think you shouldnt want a lawyer. Dont you see on tv didnt you see that growing up . Everybodyd be like, call my lawyer. Jimmy yeah and they and youre like, i dont are we supposed to have a lawyer . [ light laughter ] like i dont i just got get my lawyer on the phone. They have one. Ive never had one [ light laughter ] i dont know any court stuff either like i think i got i got i missed out on jury duty, cause of covid. But i was very scared about going, cause i never understand that the juries there, and the judge tells the jury, all right, well, dont remember that part. And youre like, well, thats the only part im going to remember now [ laughter and applause like, its like the main jimmy you cant tell me to not remember when he said he did it for sure . Dont remember that part. [ laughter ] youre like, all right. Jimmy if you want a jury, dont never have Nate Bargetze or bar gatze on your jury [ light laughter ] Nate Bargatze, his special Nate Bargatze hello world is streaming now on prime video you wont be its unbelievable it really is an alltimer. Im so happy for you, buddy. Thanks so much for coming back youre a big part of it [ cheers and applause jimmy i love you, buddy. Thank you love you, buddy. Jimmy stick around well be right back with more tonight show. Come on back, everybody. I have active psoriatic arthritis. But with skyrizi to treat my skin and joints, im feeling this moment. Along with clearer skin skyrizi helps me move with less joint pain, stiffness, swelling, and fatigue. And is just 4 doses a year after 2 starter doses. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy our next guest can be seen this friday and saturday at laugh boston. Please welcome the very funny ian lara [ cheers and applause hey, hey, hey this is very nice. Im very excited to be here. I just celebrated by 33rd birthday [ cheers and applause yeah yeah its nice. Im 33 now im an adult, you know [ light laughter ] i be doing adult stuff now i be reading [ light laughter ] like for no reason, ill just read, like, to learn its nice. I was reading a book on tiktok, and it was talking about [ laughter ] it was giving advice on how to be a better adult. It was, like, if youre not happy with where your life is right now, you need to start manifesting the things you want into your life. Have yall heard about this . Manifesting . [ cheers ] yeah women, they love it. [ laughter ] for the men, if you never heard about it, its this new thing you can do with all your hopes and dreams [ light laughter ] remember back in the day when if you wanted something, you used to have to work to get it remember that . Thats completely outdated you no longer have to do that. [ laughter ] theyve created this new thing, its called manifesting. And the best part about it is you dont actually have to do anything you just yell it out in public thats it. Thats how i got here. I just yelled it out on the train. I want to be on the tonight show, and now im here. [ cheers and applause yeah its great its like a gofundme for the universe [ laughter ] you just put it out there. Let the world pay for it [ light laughter ] thats if you got regular dreams, though if you got big dreams, theres another step and its a little more complex because youve got to get a board [ light laughter ] yall heard about the vision board . Yes if you never heard, let me explain. Its a little more complex because youve got to take a a day off work [ light laughter ] youre going to go to a hardware store, youre going to ask them for a board. Theyre going to say, for what . You say, its my dreams. Theyll understand [ light laughter ] youre going to take the board, you drive it home, you put it on the wall, on top of your bed, right then you gotta step away and this is the important part now, you need to find pictures of people who have achieved the thing you want to achieve. [ light laughter ] people that worked hard and got after it youre going to find photos of them, but dont do what they did, just the photo. Thats enough. But you cant use the whole photo cause thats stupid [ light laughter ] you gotta cut em out. [ light laughter ] and then you put them on the board. Fill up the board with photos and this is very important, every night before bed, you look at it [ laughter ] then you can go to sleep thats it. [ cheers and applause heres the best part if things dont work out for you, you dont got to be embarrassed. Because if things dont work out, you can always say this you can always say, it wasnt meant to be. [ laughter ] and people understand. Its great [ light laughter ] being 33 is cool cause i still feel like im a young guy, but i dont like doing young guy stuff anymore. Like i cant no longer do the random hookups sorry, ladies. [ laughter ] because i cant spend the night with women i just met. I used to do it in my 20s. I could go out, meet a girl, we hit it off, i go back to her place, ill stay the night ill stay the whole weekend. I aint have nothing to do [ laughter ] she used to ask me, when you gotta go home . [ laughter ] im like, thursday, im going to the gym after that ill come back. Im gonna do legs then ill come back. Now i cant spend the night with a stranger. And its not even over anything weird. Its just, im 33 now. Ive got to worry about sleep. [ laughter ] once you turn 30 you dont just lay down and fall asleep anymore. You need to create the perfect environment for you to get deep rest those are my dating questions now. What kind of mattress you got [ laughter ] you got the black out curtains 100 [ laughter ] no sunlight in the morning thats sexy. [ laughter ] thats who i am now. Ive had beautiful women invite me over. But i take a look at them and im like, i can tell by your posture you dont got good pillows. [ laughter ] i need a medium firm for my lower back, you know and do you even have a White Noise Machine at your house . cause i cant go to sleep to silence, right i need sounds. Cant do silence like a murderer [ light laughter ] i need rain drops if im going to get rest. Plus its late i didnt know this, you get older, you get mad when people invite you out late. Youre like, first of all, its already 6 00 p. M. And i didnt bring any melatonin and i know you dont have any because youre 23. They dont sell them to 23 year olds, so then i was getting worried im like, am i becoming one of these old, weird men . Then i had a conversation with one of my boys, which, fellas, thats what you need to do whenever you think youre getting weird, talk to your boys cause then you hear the stuff they do and youre like, im not even that weird. [ laughter ] i was talking to my best friend about what happened. I was telling him, i was like, i cant spend the night with women i just met sometimes i have trouble sleeping, you know and i dont want her to wake up in the middle of the night and turn over, im just up [ laughter ] these women be watching these documentaries. I dont know whats going through their head he was trying to relate to me, he was like, nah, i know what you mean same thing happened to me. I was like, oh yeah, what happened . He was like, one time i was hooking up with this girl, middle of the night, i accidentally took a dump in her plants [ laughter ] i was like, thats not what i mean. [ laughter ] i thought i misunderstood. I said, hold on, you actually went in her plant . He was like, you know how that go. I was like, no. [ laughter ] dont include me in this. Ladies, you ever wondered why some men are so confident and where that comes from . This is where, ill tell you we have conversations with our boys dont tell us stuff like that. Well be like, okay, i dont do that. Maybe im gods gift to women. [ laughter ] is that it am i the best man on the planet . [ cheers and applause then you go home with confidence you get into an argument with your lady, she threaten to leave you. But you aint worried. You already know whats out there. [ light laughter ] youre like, where you gonna go find a man thats going to ruin your plants . You dont even know what you got. You ungrateful, okay you need me. Im potty trained. You manifested this, remember . [ laughter and applause im ian lara yall been great thank you. [ cheers and applause jimmy ian lara [ cheers and applause ian lara, see ian this friday and saturday at laugh boston well be right back, everybody [ cheers and applause at first, i used better than bouillon for broth. And then stir fry. Sauces. Even marinades and with all the varieties. Organic. Reduced sodium. And now the culinary collection. Its like the deliciousness never ends make everything better with better than bouillon vo ultimate endless shrimp is here with a limited time flavor drop. New crispy dragon shrimp. One of seven endless choices. Right now, only at red lobster. Welcome to fun dining. [ cheers and applause jimmy my thanks to josh gad, Andrew Rannells, Nate Bargatze, ian lara [ cheers and applause and of course, the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause thank you for watching stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Goodnight, everybody byebye. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight amy sedaris. Comedian colin quinn an all new closer look. Featuring the 8g band with greg clark jr