Thanks jeff. Our next newscast is at 5 00 a. M. Just a few hours from now. Thanks for joining us. Bye bye. [ cheers and applause steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests ronnie wood, sam heughan, musical guest, David Kushner and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1856 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh oh i feel the love thank you enjoy yourselves welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Youre here. Big night. [ cheers and applause big night for our show so exciting today. Halloweens almost here. Im in a great mood. All the decorations around new york city. Did you see it today its beautiful skeletons on 5th avenue. Theres spiderwebs by the empire state building. Today, i saw a giant pumpkin outside the manhattan courthouse steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy right outside the courthouse steve right there . Jimmy well, this is exciting after the success of taylor swifts concert movie, bts announced that next month theyre releasing a concert movie on amazon. Steve oh [ audience oohs jimmy and if you thought bts was big before, wait until you hear that suga is dating donna kelce. [ laughter ] you heard it here first. Some more Entertainment News apparently, kris jenner wants prince harry and Meghan Markle to appear on an upcoming episode of the kardashians. Thats great britains royal family meeting ours [ laughter ] i mean, its just kind of i think they might be into it, cause they just changed their names to for prince karry and keghan karkle. [ laughter ] hows that work . Hows that work . Steve come on. [ applause ] jimmy how does that work some political news, guys. Republicans arent any closer to choosing a speaker of the house. Yesterday, they voted on jim jordan and then today, they tried to elect jim jordan again, but he lost by even more votes. [ laughter ] thats like retaking the sat and finding out you got dumber somehow. [ laughter ] yeah, the house held a second vote for speaker, but once again, no one was elected. Its been such a long process and several members of the house are speaking out about the situation. For example, first up, congressman jim mcgovern said, we have to come together and get this done. All the infighting is getting old, man. [ light laughter ] and congressman hal rogers said, did somebody say old man . [ laughter ] sorry, i thought you were talking about me anyway, we need to find Common Ground on both sides. Then congressman brad sherman said, did someone say on both sides . [ laughter ] sorry, i thought you were talking about me anyway, if republicans cant figure this out, theyre going to pay. Then congressman mike rogers said, did somebody say toupee [ laughter ] anyway, once we find someone, things will be nice and rosy. Congressman alex mooney said, did someone say nice and rosy anyway, i have a lot to say, but i should probably bite my lip. Then congresswoman Chellie Pingree said, did somebody say bite my lip [ laughter ] anyway, its time to get things done stop trying to be fancy, gentlemen. Then congressman donald payne jr. Said, did someone say fancy gentleman . [ laughter ] anyway, this whole thing is totally bonkers then congressman George Santos said, did somebody say totally bonkers . [ laughter ] anyway, im going to tell everyone im the speaker, and i will look them dead in the eyes. Then congressman richard neal said, did somebody say dead in the eyes [ laughter ] anyway, we need to elect a a speaker. We need them to govern. And finally, congressman jim mcgovern said, did somebody say jim mcgovern . Im in [ laughter and applause so, were getting it done. Were getting it done somehow. Theyll figure it out. Guys, well, listen to this i read that amazon has started delivering Prescription Medications by drone you know this is cause jeff bezos is too embarrassed to go into a pharmacy for his viagra thats what it is. [ laughter ] thats what it is. Guys guys, disney is celebrating its 100th anniversary. Yeah, 100 years. [ cheers and applause yeah theres so many great disney characters, that i dont even know if i could name or even pronounce all of them. Steve thats not a problem for me i know how to pronounce every disney characters name. Jimmy im sorry, higgins, you know how to pronounce the name of every disney character steve uh, yeah, im an announcer. Its my job to know how to pronounce these things go ahead, test me, give me some names. Jimmy so, ill ill show you a photo, and you can tell me the name . Steve yeah jimmy all right, i guess i can test you real quick. Whos this steve easy, wendys. [ laughter ] jimmy close. Whos this steve lululemon. [ laughter ] come on, give me some hard rapid fire me, come on jimmy okay, all right, all right, here we go. Whos this steve baloney. [ laughter ] chaka khan [ laughter ] chips and dip. [ laughter ] jimmy kimmel [ laughter ] yo mamas ugly [ laughter ] just got rabies. [ laughter ] lawsuit in the trump [ laughter ] mos def and 50 cent. [ laughter ] cocaine. [ laughter ] sure, i cried during notting hill. [ laughter ] lifes a bitch [ laughter ] areola [ laughter ] miralax. [ laughter ] hairy grandmother. [ laughter ] herpes cream [ laughter ] flomax helps your jet stream [ laughter ] oh, anus taser [ laughter ] oh, kinky sex with jon hamm. [ laughter ] oh, come on, thats easy thats taylor and travis [ cheers and applause jimmy close enough thank you. Steve higgins, everybody that was close enough. Very sorry, yeah. Sorry. Sorry i doubted you. Guys, i saw that new york just passed a new law allowing liquor to be sold at 10 00 a. M. On sundays instead of noon [ cheers and applause new yorkers are like, no need, the jets are doing better than we thought [ laughter ] 10 00 a. M. So now on sundays you have two choices. Bottomless brunch or rock bottomless brunch. [ laughter ] hey, i heard about a mother in california who says that she might have the worlds youngest talking baby after her 6weekold daughter said hello. When reporters called to verify the claim, the baby answered the phone like, cheryl, its for you. [ laughter ] and finally, a lot is happening in the news right now. And sometimes, i find the best way to explain the news is with music. Ill show you what i mean. Its time for news radio. News radi news radio news radio hey [ cheers and applause jimmy first up, in political news its been jimmy two weeks without a speaker of the house in january, Kevin Mccarthy was like its gonna be me jimmy but congress kept being like no no no jimmy but after 15 votes, mccarthy was like i want it i got it jimmy then six months later, congress was like youre not welcom anymore jimmy so, mccarthy was like you cant be serious jimmy but congress was like bitch i sai what i said jimmy so then, Steve Scalise was like ill be jimmy the speaker. But then he dropped out, and now jim jordan is like welcome to my house jimmy but he might not have enough votes so, all of us are just like whats going on jimmy anyway, once they finally land on a speaker, the whole country will be like its about damn time [ cheers and applause jimmy and finally, a new episode of the golden bachelor airs tomorrow jimmy and its like the bachelor, but everyones elderly. So, instead of asking do you want kids, they ask what kind of pill are you on [ laughter ] jimmy they dont really head to the fantasy suite, because theyre like my neck my back jimmy the golden bachelor will tell his date youre beautiful jimmy but shes like what . [ laughter and applause jimmy so, he has to he has to say it a little louder, like youre beautiful jimmy and shes like what . Jimmy so she has to crank her hearing aid up, then its up, then it up, then its stuck jimmy then, with any luck, he luke lean in and say kiss me [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you. This has been news radio. We have a great show give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause steve oh, come on. Jimmy welcome to the show, everybody. The one and only, Rolling Stones, have a new album out this friday. Come on. [ cheers and applause its unbelievable. Steve crazy. Jimmy so, i want to talk about this but ill get to this but yeah. Its all happening i do want to say, please tune in tomorrow night to our show, because bad bunny will be here steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy hes host and musical guest on saturday night live this weekend steve yeah jimmy last weekend was a a great show, by the way and then on friday, we have Keith Richards from the Rolling Stones steve what [ cheers and applause jimmy were talking to Keith Richards about the new album, Hackney Diamonds is the name of the album. Steve yeah jimmy it is the first record in 18 years steve wow. Jimmy yeah and then, next week we have mick jagger. Steve what jimmy its big [ cheers and applause but as i said, how can i im too excited about our guests tonight we have a great show he is a legendary guitarist, also an amazing painter as well steve oh ronnie wood is here from steve yeah jimmy the Rolling Stones, tonight. [ cheers and applause my fav, i love that dude plus, he is a very talented actor and author, with a new book called clanlands in new zealand kiwis, kilts, and an adventure down under. Sam heughan is joining us tonight. Steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy and we got great music. His song daylight has over one billion global streams, and hes performing it tonight on our show David Kushner is here. Steve whoa [ cheers and applause jimmy stick around, everybody. When we come back, we have ronnie wood from the Rolling Stones [ cheers and applause jimmy can you tell people whos the special guest on that song well, paul mccartney, his big dream, said [ cheers ] jimmy a beatle is on the Rolling Stones album [ cheers and applause a beatle is on the Rolling Stones album what is going on so i write him all these letters and i throw them in the trash cuz i miss the way he kisses and the way he made me laugh yeah i pour my little heart out but as im hitting send i picture all the faces of my disappointed friends i wanna get him back i wanna make him really jealous wanna make him feel bad, oh i want sweet revenge i want to get him back, back, back cut trick or treat kit kat. Reeses. Ooo, great costume. Looks like you deserve both. See ya boys. Who says you cant go for bold without going broke. Get the brands you want, the prices you want, whenever you want. Tj maxx where you can always afford to be you to the maxx. 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They love you. They love you, yes that was the song. Do you recognize that song no. [ laughter ] jimmy all right, perfect ronnie, welcome to the show. Im so happy to we hung out maybe a month ago in london. And we had the greatest time ever you were so funny. Youre the life of the party so is he. Hes like this all day long, you know jimmy am i too high energy [ laughter ] i went for dinner with him, and i had to lay down first. Jimmy yeah [ laughter ] but this is actually true. We did the interview a global interview, talking about Hackney Diamonds which is finally out this friday and we get to dinner, and youre not there and we go, wheres ronnie and sally . And your wife sent a picture, she goes, ronnies taking a a nap. This is you taking a nap [ laughter ] i had to in order to stay up all night with him jimmy exactly. Oh, yeah. Thats a Rolling Stone blanket made of tshirts that otherwise would get lost great idea jimmy its kind of a a brilliant idea these are all Rolling Stones i go, do you sleep with your swag . And you were like, no, i get all these tshirts, and all this stuff i dont know what to do with it. So you made it into a quilt. Yeah, well, its like lambs wool lined tshirts. And its like so warm. [ laughter ] jimmy its super comfy, i love it. Lets talk about the album here we go its been almost 20 years sincee its the first time i see one opened up. Jimmy is that right . Ive only seen one in the shrink wrap. Wow [ cheers and applause jimmy im honored hey, everybody. Welcome to the album im really honored jimmy how does it feel to have a new Rolling Stones album . Well, i can say, its about time jimmy yes. [ laughter ] about 20 years is just about the right amount of time it feels so exciting, because im excited about every track on it. Jimmy yes. Every track has got a a different thing to say, and a different direction. Jimmy i mean, we can talk about things now we werent even allowed to talk about everything you do a great song with lady gaga, sweet sounds of heaven, that is unbelievable, and Stevie Wonder. Yes jimmy and elton john and yeah, but Stevie Wonder and lady are on sweet sound of heaven. Jimmy yeah which you may have already heard, because they only once only tracks to be released so far are angry. Jimmy yes. And sweet sound of heaven. Im just blown away with them. To be in the studio with that genius, Stevie Wonder. Jimmy yeah which one are you looking forward to the audience hearing that arent those two . Whole wide world. Jimmy thats great is a great, uptempo da, da, da, da, da jimmy i love it, okay, good thats good. Love that jimmy youre going to love that one and for the other side of the coin, theres a country kind of flavored song called dreamy skies. Jimmy oh i get to play the slide, and mick sings very country. Jimmy i such mention also, this was made after the passing of Charlie Watts who was obviously your brother and your band member one of the greatest drummers yeah. Well some things are beyond our control. And losing charlie was one of those things but before he did pass, he said to me, and to the band because i was the last one to see him in the hospital room and he said, just make sure that you get steve jordan to cover for me, and when i get well, i can come you know. He said, until then, please make sure you have steve jordan. And steve is like a rocket ship behind you its so fantastic. Jimmy and so you got steve you know steve. Jimmy yeah, absolutely we love steve. Thats wow. You got to do two songs, charlie plays on two songs on this album yeah, and andrew watt, our producer, magic producer jimmy andrew watt. Pulled rabbits out of a hat jimmy what great a job he did with this. He did. We have some wonderful little ideas. Like, okay, lets use the drum track of charlie on live by the sword. and ill call in bill wyman to get the bass. And so, in charlies absence, we got the band the original band back together jimmy the original Rolling Stones, yeah when you came on to the Rolling Stones, that was 75, 76 . Yeah, 74, my first solo album with shirley. Jimmy you do know the song, ahha [ laughter ] he was just playing with me. The fact that they didnt sound anything like it, thats the fun part [ laughter ] jimmy thats the fun part. Thats what makes it fun so, you come into the stones, theyre already the Rolling Stones were you a fan of the band yeah, ever since i was at college. I used to race home to see them on this show called ready, steady, go. Jimmy yeah and thank your lucky stars. All these english tv shows we had. And id say, thats my kind of music. Im going to be in that band. Jimmy really yeah. Jimmy and they called you and said, do you want to join the band . And youre like, yeah, of course. Yeah, but a series of wonderful coincidences, being in the right place at the right time, made it happen for me. You know, it was just jimmy was it keith was it keith you were friends with theres a picture of you and keith, by the way, this is 1979, i believe was it keith what else could you be besides rock stars . In this photo . [ laughter ] i mean, come on. This is just legend. And thats on board our plane as well. Jimmy yeah, of course, why not . Yeah, exactly. So, you get together you play with the Rolling Stones youre just legendary. What a great career. And then this album comes out. Can i can we talk about this song bite my head off. Jimmy bite my head off. Thats wonderful. We just rehearsed that yesterday. Wed been doing a bit of rehearsing to see how the songs translate live jimmy live, yeah i think that really cooking jimmy can you tell people who the special guests are on that song . Paul mccartney, his big dream said [ cheers ] jimmy a beatle is on the Rolling Stones album a beatle is on the Rolling Stones album, what is going on . [ cheers and applause yeah, but the song goes bum, bum, bum, bum, bum bite my head off right . And paul, he was so blown away it was a bit like a schoolboy, you know a kid in the toy shop, you know jimmy yeah he loved it he said, my dream jimmy really he said, a beatle gets on to play on a Rolling Stones album. Yeah, he was really knocked out. Jimmy its so good wait until you hear this album and its getting great reviews so congratulations on that i also want to mention, by the way, i know everyone probably knows this maybe if you dont, youre an amazing painter. You really are a great artist. Ive been painting since i was little jimmy yeah, was your family into it . Yeah, my two older brothers i grew up eight years behind ted, ten years behind art. And jimmy great name and all of our initials spell art. Art, ron, and ted. Anyway, so the thing is, if they they were musicians too. So, if they played, i would play and if they painted, i would paint. And it just stuck with me all the years. Jimmy i figured id show just a couple just to see i just copied that. Thats a tribute to van gogh jimmy yeah its fantastic [ cheers and applause and this is a tribute to delacroix, one of my Favorite French painters. [ applause ] jimmy this is youre so talented i cant and this one this is a little tribute to angry. Jimmy yeah [ applause ] its called barcelona diamond. Jimmy barcelona. Go to ronniewood. Com to check out more of ronnies art im just so happy that i know you. And im happy that you came on i know you dont really do talk shows. This means so much to me and to meet your family all backstage, the most beautiful family your daughters are gorgeous. I want to say thank you so much, congrats on the record you were so nice to them, it made them feel so warm [ cheers and applause jimmy the best this is ronnie wood, ladies and gentlemen. Hackney diamonds is out this friday, this friday. [ cheers and applause thank you jimmy this friday. Well be right back with sam heughan. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause were gonna put some ice in there. Youre gonna put some ice in there. Jimmy okay, here we go were gonna make this together were gonna give this a little shake. Jimmy okay already messed this up, jimmy. Jimmy you did . Yeah. Jimmy were youre not supposed to put its fine [ laughter ] jimmy why are there eggs here okay, we gotta put an egg in there now. Jimmy okay, here you i should have dry shaken that jimmy thats right oh, dry shaken yeah, nevermind jimmy oh you shake it without the ice . Yeah, right jimmy all right, now you cant even open it i cant even open it, jimmy [ laughter ] i got the power of 3. 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Just cheking out if you got the right one. Jimmy the could be me. We look like twins we do [ laughter ] jimmy did i read this right . You wanted to be a magician when you were growing up i probably wanted to be a a lot of things growing up, yeah but i think i did give it a go for a little while, but i realize i dont have the i didnt want to put in the work, you know i wanted to put on the outfit, the sort of the hat and the cape and the wand and all that stuff. But actually learning the tricks i was just rubbish at it jimmy so, youd just show up and go and the, watch me disappear and then leave that was your only trick i could juggle a little bit but i mean, come on. Thats just jimmy thats something i think thats why i became an actor, right . So then, i can put on the clothes, pretend to be someone and then, not do any of the work jimmy yeah what was [ laughter ] when you were an actor, obviously when you first started, you have to take other jobs to support. Do you remember any of those jobs oh, boy, where to start i delivered sandwiches by bicycle. I worked in harrods, i sold Womens Clothing jimmy oh, in harrods. I sold i know, posh, right . Jimmy yes. Yes jimmy i love harrods. Then, i sold perfume. And i was a barman as well, actually in scotland i worked in an irish bar jimmy wait, and irish bar in scotland . An irish bar in scotland. I wore a flat cap and a very dodgy accent so, again, yeah jimmy you pretended to be irish . To be sure. [ laughter ] and i poured a terrible pint of guinness, so [ laughter ] jimmy that was your giveaway . Like, hes not irish. Yeah, they had me they had me. Jimmy yeah the other week i saw you posted a photo of you just Walking Around wearing a kilt in new york city. Yeah, right thats not my dog. Jimmy no, its not your dog. [ laughter ] its cute dog, though. It is a cute dog. Jimmy do people look at you differently when you wear a kilt honestly, in new york, i think theyve seen it all. They dont care, do they [ laughter ] do they . Jimmy we really dont care, yeah im going to have to up my outfit next time ill wear the wizard one thats what ill do. Jimmy oh, you will yeah. Jimmy thatll be fun next time you come on the show. Yeah. Jimmy but i saw that youre sticking with the kilts. Heres you and the kilt on a a glacier. Thats me in new zealand on a glacier in commando. I claim to be the first person in commando on a glacier [ laughter ] jimmy wow. Thats your little piece of history . Thats it jimmy yeah i went all the way just to do that. Jimmy it goes along to talk about this in the new book here, clanlands in new zealand. Yeah. Jimmy its a companion piece to the show men in kilts. Thats right. Jimmy you travel to different countries. In this one you explore new zealand. We went to new zealand, which is this amazing place. Honestly, its a bit like, you know, neverland, peter pans neverland. Theres these islands. Theres alpine, theres glaciers, theres fjords, theres jungle, theres incredible Animal Wildlife there. They got flightless birds, great white sharks, and of course, you know, glaciers that i wear no underwear on, so jimmy yeah, so smart, yeah yeah. Jimmy we last time you were on the show, actually, we were talking about you have your own whiskey and tequila i do. Jimmy and they both won awards thank you jimmy congratulations. Thank you the jimmy award. Jimmy yeah, i gave you you won some massive, major awards and then, i had a suggestion for you last time. I dont know if you remember this or not. Oh, vaguely, vaguely. Jimmy can we show a clip can we show a clip of the last time what did you say . Jimmy you go, yeah, im going to make a whiskey, you dont mess around. Right, right. Jimmy you end up winning all these awards for it. And then, you made this amazing tequila. What is it called . Its called the sassenach select eltequileno and we just won a couple of gold medals for it as well [ applause ] jimmy i mean, dude whats next, right . Jimmy im so happy what do you want, well make it jimmy yeah i like gin if you want to work on a gin. Oh, we could do that, yeah. Jimmys jimmys gin jimmy ginnie fallon. Yeah, go for it. Ginnie fallon jimmy you made it. You made we made a gin, yeah jimmy yeah, you made a gin [ cheers and applause yes jimmy and please dont tell me did this win an award . Its won several gold medals jimmy oh, my god [ cheers and applause im sorry jimmy did it really . It really did but obviously i wanted to call it jimmys gin. Jimmy yeah but i thought something easier to say like sasinac, right . [ laughter ] jimmy much easier, yes ill really proud of it its a wild scottish gin and honestly, im running out of things to make. So, next time you invite me on i dont know what am i going to do next jimmy well, actually, i have some ingredients here if you want to make oh, a cocktail. Jimmy oh, yeah [ cheers and applause now were talking jimmy why are there there why there what do we have here . Why do we have eggs . Eggs are good for protein were going to make you a ginnie fallon. Jimmy you are . Were going to make you a a ginnie fallon cocktail youre going to help me, my friend jimmy i love this. Weve got in here, ive been told reliably, that there is whoo yep, that is alcohol jimmy okay, yeah [ laughter ] gin wild scottish gin. Weve got some lemon juice weve got some simple syrup. Jimmy okay were going to put some ice in there, youre going to put some ice in there. Jimmy okay, here we go were gonna make this together were gonna give this a little shake. Jimmy okay i already messed this up, jimmy. Jimmy you did . Yeah. Jimmy were you not supposed to put its okay jimmy all right, good. Its all gonna be fine. [ laughter ] jimmy why are there eggs here okay, weve got to put an egg in there now jimmy okay dry shaking that. Jimmy oh, dry shaking . Yeah, nevermind jimmy oh, shake it without the ice . Yeah, right jimmy all right, now you cant even open it i cant even open it, jimmy [ laughter ] jimmy why dont we just drink from here . [ laughter ] do we need the eggs jimmy we dont need the eggs let me just crack an egg jimmy crack an egg and put it jimmy there you go an egg in there. [ audience ewws yep top that in. Jimmy this is fantastic. Hey. Cheers, buddy. The ginnie fallon [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy not bad. Its actually the gin makes it taste good. Yeah sam heughan, everybody congrats on the gin. 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Come on over hello. Nice to see you. What is your name, and where are you from roy fuentes, baytown, texas jimmy hey, welcome thanks for being here. [ applause ] thank you jimmy from texas, i love it hey. Hello jimmy how are you doing . Whats your name, and where are you from my names diana, and im from burlington, new jersey. [ cheers and applause jimmy hey, oh, come on, kind of a local advantage there. Now heres how this works. You each have a pumpkin and some paint and whoever can paint their pumpkin better will be declared champion and go home with a very special prize and the thing that you will be painting is me [ light laughter ] my face. So why dont you head on over there to the sides over here, you have all the paint i think you need grab your paint. Were going to put one minute on the clock so, its kind of a fast thing. And youre painting my face. Im like a live model for you. [ light laughter ] ready . Set why did you grab a bigger brush [ laughter ] so rude. Very rude, rude off the bat. All right, but who knows ready, set, go [ cheers and applause one minute cant see what theyre doing this is fantastic. All right. Were down to 50 seconds here. Very, very interesting youre already getting some applause some people can see. Are you an artist at all [ light laughter ] no, are you an artist . Nope. Jimmy no neither one of you have any any background in painting no no, sir no, sir. My wifes a teacher. Kindergarten teacher she should have been up here instead of me. Jimmy okay, good all right. So thats interesting. No background in art at all or any of that no. Jimmy are you crafty at all . Im like i do musical stuff. But not anything like this jimmy oh, okay [ laughter ] are you do you have a hal do you have a Halloween Costume youre going to wear this year well, commando, maybe kilt. Jimmy yeah, okay we have 6 seconds left 5 seconds left okay 3, 2, 1 times up. [ bell dinging ] paintbrushes down. Now lets see how you did. Contestant contestant number two, were going to start with you. [ drumroll ] here we go [ cheers and applause i like him i think hes i think hes cute i like this guy. All right. [ light laughter ] you did a great job. Contestant number one, good to see you. Lets see how you did here [ cheers and applause and this is a youre actually very talented i this is going to be a a tough call here. Audience, what do you think . Is it this one [ cheers and applause or is it this one . [ cheers and applause i think its you congratulations, youre the winner [ cheers and applause [ bell dinging ] youre the pumpkin paint champion now as winner, you will be going home with 100 and a a signed Pumpkin Spice latte by me [ laughter ] but they spelled my name wrong at the top they put jeremy fallon, so thats good. [ laughter and applause but there you go thank you jimmy thank you very much. Congratulations. Thank you for playing. Stick around, well be back with more tonight show, everybody. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy performing his hit song daylight, please welcome David Kushner [ cheers and applause telling myself wont go there oh but i kno that i wont care im tryna wash away all the blood ive spilt this lust is a burden that we both share two sinners cant aton from a lone prayer souls tied intertwine by our pride and guilt theres darknes in the distanc from the way tha ive been livin but i know i can resist it oh i love i and i hate i at the same time you and i drink the poison from the same vine oh i love it and i hate it at the same tim hidin all of our sins from the daylight from the daylight runnin from the dayligh from the dayligh runnin from the daylight oh i love it and i hate it at the same time tellin myself its the last tim can you spare any merc that you might find if im down o my knees again deep down way dow lord i try try to follow your light but its nighttime please dont leav me in the end theres darkness in the distance im beggin fo forgiveness but i know i migh resist it oh oh i love it and hate it at the same time you and i drink th poison from the same vine oh i love it and i hate it at the same tim hidin all of our sins from the daylight from the daylight runnin from the dayligh from the dayligh runnin from the daylight oh i love it and i hate it at the same time oh i love it and i hate it at the same tim you and i drink the poison from the same vine oh i love it and i hate it at the same tim hidin all of our sins from the daylight from the daylight runnin from the dayligh from the dayligh runnin from the daylight oh i love it and i hate it at the same time from the daylight runnin from the dayligh from the dayligh runninfrom the daylight oh i love it and i hate i at the same time [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy whoo come on thats how you do it, buddy. Thank you so much. Thats how you do it right there. [ cheers and applause David Kushner, daylight is out now. Well be right back, everybody [ cheers and applause with nurtec odt, i can treat a migraine when it strikes and prevent migraine attacks, all in one. Dont take if allergic to nurtec. Allergic reactions can occur, even days after using. Most common side effects were nausea, indigestion, and stomach pain. Ask about nurtec odt. vo ultimate endless shrimp is here nausea, indigestion, and stomach pain. With a limited time flavor drop. New crispy dragon shrimp. One of seven endless choices. Right now, only at red lobster. Welcome to fun dining. [ cheers and applause jimmy my thanks to ronnie wood, sam heughan, David Kushner, once again. [ cheers and applause well done, buddy and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania thank you for watching stay tuned for late night with seth meyers starting now. Good night, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight nathan lane. Writers of dumb money, Lauren Schuker blum and Rebecca Angelo an allnew closer look