You pressed 1 for normal. Guess what . Im not selling you a ticket. Maybe you should call fandango. To learn how movie phone discontinued in 2014 is still a reference in a comedy bit, press 2. To start the late show, press 3. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight stephen welcomes Norah Odonnell and musical guests dead and company. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen nice. Thank you very much. Hey, everybody. Please have a seat, ladies and gentlemen, too kind its friday friday thank you opinion welcome, welcome, welcome, one and all, to the late show. I i am so, so pleased and honored to be your host, Stephen Colbert. Well, it is friday. cheers and applause you cant control them. Its a friday audience. You cant control them. Theyre like wild horses. And you know, Everybody Knows what friday means there is more Sexual Harassment news. Unfortunately, thats also true of saturday through thursday. There has been so much Sexual Harassment news this week, i wasnt able to touch on it all. Not that i wanted to. laughter clear Sexual Harassment revelations have now reached capitol hill, and as a result, congress will implement mandatory Sexual Harassment training. Thats great but you might want to throw an anti in there. laughter cheers and applause just sprinkle it in. Jon wow stephen they got the harassment down. Now, at a congressional hearing this week, congresswoman Jackie Speier shared stories from colleagues who confided in her, and the stories ranged from harassers exposing their genitals to victims having their private parts grabbed on the house floor. On the house floor how does that even work . in southern accent the chair recognizes the gentleman from alabama, and also the knockers on the lady from missouri the show em to me state laughter now jon this is strange. I dont know about that. Stephen speier, made it clear to the committee that this is affecting congress right now. In fact, there are two members of Congress Republican and democrat right now, who serve, who have been subject to review or not have been subject to review, but have engaged in Sexual Harassment. Stephen a republican and a democrat . Guys, this isnt what we mean by reaching across the aisle laughter and congresswoman Barbara Comstock told a story about a male lawmaker, who asked a young female staffer to bring some paperwork to him at home. He answered the door in nothing but a towel. At that point, he decided to expose himself. Im guessing he decided that when he put the towel on. laughter in fact, female staffers have long had an informal list of male politicians on capitol hill to avoid, known as the creep list also known as the freak file, the letch ledger, and the trollodex. laughter in addition, female lawmakers follow a secret set of rules designed to help them get by in this toxic culture, known as, being extra careful of the male lawmakers who sleep in their offices, and avoiding finding yourself alone with a congressman or senator in elevators, latenight meetings, or events where alcohol is flowing. Okay, so dont go to parties, elevators, or work. Solved laughter applause kind of you you, ladies. Kind of on you. With so many problems in our world, its good to know the Trump Administration is tackling one of the biggest issues facing our country not enough dead elephants. Because, yesterday the administration announced that the remains of elephants legally hunted in zimbabwe and zambia can be imported as trophies, reversing a ban under president obama. Audience booo stephen i hate obama so much, im going to strangle dumbo. But trump has finally fulfilled his core promise to workingclass, rustbelt white voters that they be allowed to bring back exotic game meats from their african safaris. laughter we all remember those hats, make America Great again and, also, lets get some elephant carcasses up in here. laughter applause tis yeah. I remember that. I remember those hats. I think we should have seen this coming, because the fish and Wildlife Department is overseen by ride with norman reedus. Im not sure which one of those two is stuffed. Zinke, zinke is commitmented applause swrimpgy is committed to animal conservation, specifically in his office. Because he brought in a taxidermy menagerie to decorate his executive suite. Thats right the only trump official to have more corpses in his office is steve bannon. But but if you ask me, this elephant trophy idea has got to be the brainchild of eric and donald trump jr. Neither of which is Donald Trumps brainchild. Both of them, these two fellas cheers and applause we love the sons. We love the sons. Both of them are known to be avid biggame hunters. Theres even that infamous photo of don jr. Holding the severed tail of an elephant. Actually, i know thats tough to look at. Jim, can we make that less disturbing . Thank you. Just couldnt look at that. Just couldnt look at that any longer. Now that trump is back from asia, he can get back to the Main Business of his presidency being investigated by robert mueller. Of course, some republicans are looking to get rid of mueller, like texas republican and mr. Burns after botox, louie gohmert. During Jeff Sessions testimony before the House Judiciary Committee this week, gohmert tried to gel mueller and others from the Justice Department disqualified from investigating the president by claiming they were in cahoots with hillary and the russians. And you know its true because he had a chart. My time is running out, but weve got a chart here that shows just how integral the relationship is with mr. Rosenstein, mr. Mueller, and to this whole uranium one thing. It sure stinks to high heaven. Stephen yeah, it does stink, because Louis Gohmert just charted. laughter applause thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Louis gohmert, stupid but deadly. And gohmerts chart shows a fascinating web of of lies, deceit, moons, stars, and clovers. So lets dig into it. Bring it out, guys lets see that chart cheers and applause okay, behold the mouth of madness. This is the actual chart Louis Gohmert held up. Lets play candyland. Now, if you start here at obama and follow the line over, you get to white house staffer ben rhodes, then follow this line up and to the left, and down and over you get another obama my god, there are two of them is the second one still eligible to be president . Please . cheers and applause obama, obama, okay. Now, luckily for the baracks obama, there are also two obama state departments, one down here, okay. And this one up here, which is so out of control, that its breeched the confines of its conspiracy diamond. Now, most of these connections are pretty Straight Lines for instance, the one that goes straight from attorney general eric holder to vadim mikerin. Down here. Now, i dont have to tell you who that is, which is good, because i cant. But some of the lines are trickier, like the link between the Clinton Foundation here. Then it starts ziggin and zaggin all the way to the scary grey oval rosatom, which i believe was roseanne and tom arnolds celebrity couple name. laughter applause all right . Now, of course, dotted lines indicate a more tenuous link. Naturally on charts. These are unproven tenuous links. And theres no way to confirm a connection between the Justice Department and the attorney general holder down here. Down here is tenex, which is the name of a Russian Energy company. But its also the name of an a. D. H. D. Drug, which may have been what whoever made this chart was snorting. Up here come with me now come with me woooo it all makes sense now wooo daddys on fire up here, it says fast and furious, which i think is what theyre showing at the Movie Theater on this mall map. And there you have it the complex network of power and cash that ar cynically leveraged to gain complete control of absolutely nothing. But its all just a colorful distraction from the real story the trump campaigns ties to russia. Luckily, ive got my own chart to lay out that scandal. cheers and applause okay. Now, watch carefully as i show you the complex link between our president and russia. cheers and applause cheers and applause Louis Gohmert, give me a call if this is too complicated for you. Weve got a great show tonight Norah Odonnell is here. But when we come back, there are some Tech Startups that should maybe stop down. You know how between the bike rides and the fort making, youre a family of master adventurers . Meet your new partner in crime. Hey google, play mickey mouse adventure. Will you help me . You know it. Hot dog i knew i could count on you. Family time. Like only google can. Lackluster lips . Dont think so. Lips lose natural color over time. Chapstick total hydration moisture tint. Our 100 natural moisturizing formulas enhance your natural lip color. Chapstick. Put your lips first. 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Try my first ever ribeye burgers. Introducing fast foods first made with 100 ribeye beef, fresh spring mix and provolone cheese on an artisan potato bun. Yep, nailed it come try my new ribeye burgers. Only at jack in the box. applause . Stephen jon batiste and stay human, everybody. Give it up for the band. Jon, jon, im pretty excited. You guys are playing please have a seat, everybody. You guys are playing a little grateful dead over there. Jon were rocking it. Stephen stick around. People in here, we have a great treat tonight asht home, you dont want to miss this. Weve got dead and company. Its the grateful deadline flus john mayer playing with the grateful dead. Amazing concert coming up. We all know that Silicon Valley is where the worlds most Brilliant Minds come together to help humanity reach its highest potential, which is shopping on the toilet. laughter christmas is coming. And innovation dont come cheap. In the Second Quarter of 2017, venture capitalists invested in Tech Companies to the tune of 1. 65 billion. Now, sure, puerto rico doesnt have water or power, but soon they might have bluetooth waffle irons there are just so many great techportunities right now, and i want in which leads us to our new segment, go fund yourself. Now, a lot of people work in openconcept offices, but privacy can be an issue, so investors are banking on a new product called hushme, a personal acoustic device that protects speech privacy in openspace environments. Great except that it looks like something a serial killer makes his victims wear. It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it wears the hushme personal acoustic device. Id hush me. laughter hushme muffles your voice, plus it has speakers that play noise to cover up your call, noises like ocean, monkey, darth vader, and minion. So, you can go from being the guy who takes phone calls at the office and is kind of annoying, to the guy who plays minion sounds at the office and whose body has still not been found. laughter its a great invention. Im giving it for christmas to at least one person. laughter cheers and applause its a good look. Thats a good look. Jon i wonder who . Stephen but Silicon Valley really loves a company that can disrupt. Netflix disrupted the way you watch movies, uber disrupted the way you get rides, tinder distrupted the way you date unless you were already hooking up with polyamorous d. J. s named dakota. And the next gamechanging tech disrupter is the pause pod, a private popup relaxation space for at home, on the go, even at work. Popup relaxation . Lets look at the latest cutting edge developments in. Its a tent its a tent. laughter its a tent. Tech dudes tech tech dudes, stop inventing things that are already things there are so many nonthings that still need to be invented. How about some pants that automatically transfer my wallet to the next pants im wearing . I would offer you money to develop that, but i left my wallet in my other pants. laughter and this tent ran a Crowdfunding Campaign that raised 146,000. Now, i know you can get a tent onn nty bucks, but pause pod needed the extra 146,000 to develop the legsleeve. Oh, you gotta have the legsleeve. Otherwise, this thing would be stupid. Check out some of the promo material. You just set up your pause pod, and take a nap in your office wait, wait where is this office where you can just set up a nap tent in the middle of the floor . Are they hiring . laughter pause pod is also great for making children in the park pause your riddles, taking a load off while another man raises your child, or eating your shameful work banana. laughter no matter how you use it we didnt make that up. However you use it, pod pause makes a statement, specifically, is rick okay . He just took his banana into his little tent, again. Theres nothing sharp in there, is there . The inventors caught a lot of heat for the pause pod you know, being a tent. laughter but instead of issuing an apology, they gave an interview in which they said, we never claimed its not a tent, adding,. Suckeerrrrrrrs zzziiipppppp. laughter cheers and applause well, daddys got to get his beak wet, too, so im disrupting the intraoffice privacy game with my own invention. Its called cubly. Cubly is the ultimate office hack. It brings a brand new user interface to the stateoftheart wearable tech. laughter disrupted yet . Plus plus, check it out. laughter cheers and applause cheers and applause banana hole does banana stain . laughter im asking for a half a Million Dollars in seed funding, which will go towards materials, staff, and our brand new 4,000squarefoot office space in palo alto. We have a chef there who makes crepes in a sweat lodge. And, remember, i never said its not a cardboard box. Well be right back with Norah Odonnell. cheers and applause well its a perfect nespresso morning here, george. Hold on a second. Mmm. [mel torme sings comin home baby] hey there. Want a lift . Where are we going . No dont tell me. Let me guess. Have a nice ride. How far would you go for coffee thats a cup above . I brought you nespresso. Nespresso. What else . band playing band playing cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody welcome back. My next guest is a journalist and one of the cohosts of cbs this morning. Please welcome Norah Odonnell applause hello good to see you. applause stephen hello hi stephen nice to see you again. Great to be here hi, everybody cheers and applause stephen now, this is the first time weve had you on just by your lonesome, because youve come on here with charlie and gayle. Yes, my two morning cohost s. Stephen and you guys just celebrated your fifth year together at cbs this morning. And you carry those guys, right . Layoff laugh come on. Theyre not here. Im glad somebody noticed. Stephen yes you should hear the things they say about you when youre not around. I know. Stephen charlie rose, put out a saucer and milk meow that guy. I know. Stephen catty we love him. Adore him. Stephen lovely, lovely, fellow. So, of course, is gayle. I bet you dont remember when we first met. Oh, man they didnt tell me you were going to ask me this. Stephen it isnt on the card. They didnt tell you i was going to ask you this. When was the first time we met. Stephen it was in 2005. Oh, wow. Stephen ill give you a hint. It was the last weekend in april in washington, d. C. The White House Correspondents dinner. Stephen the White House Correspondents dinner. Im fast. Stephen jake tapper introduced me to you. What did you think of me then. Stephen i didnt i didnt know who you were. Im sorry. I didnt work for cbs at the time. But you didnt, either, right . No, nbc. Stephen nbc. Never heard of it. Thats right, because we work for cbs. Stephen thats exactly right. The eye. So youve been a White House Correspondent for for this, for cbs and for nbc. And you follow the news all the the time. I have to for this job. We talk about the national conversation. How are you sleeping at night . Because my eyes wont stop twitching. I know. Stephen the world is a clogged drain. I know. It is i feel like the news these days, its sort of like trying to sip water from a fire hose. I mean, think about that. Its just coming so fast at us. Stephen oh, yeah, it changes immediately. I cant imagine how manies you guys have to change your script just in the course of your show. Our show is two hours live every morning. We sit around the table from 7 00 to 9 00 and can there are means time we take the script and throw it out and do live television, sometimes until noon if theres a breaking news event. When there was that terrible terrorist attack here, the worst terrorist attack since 9 11. We did the show straight. When steve scalise, the congressman, was shot. We did the show six hours straight. It feels like the hurricanes this year it feels like theres a lot of news this year. Stephen do you think its the function of the new technology in news or do you think its literally a donald trump effect . laughter because no, im not joking. Im glad youre laughing but im not joking. Because hes the locust of all news. The news is somehow around him, if he has his say, and a moments notice. He goes around real news people like and you uses twitter. He makes the news every time he talks, and he talks at the oddest times. Look, i think its an interesting time for journalism, because the smartphone, which we all have, enables us to do a lot of things. It allows us to not only be citizen journalists take picturees of events that are happening but we can consume news a different kind of way. And thats, i think, ultimately, a good thing. I think an informed electorate is a good thing. I think the challenge, though, is not just reading the headline s. Stephen year, how informed are we, really. A lot of it is fake news, norah. A lot of it. A lot. Youve got to admit. Everybody is telling me. Everybody is saying. Not at cbs. Stephen really. Not at cbs this morning. Stephen people are telling me you agree with me . Doesnt she agree with me . Doesnt she agree with me . They wont even do it for you. So i do think and i think about that personally as a journalist, is the challenge to go beyond the headlines, right. And i try and read the newspaper all the way to the last graph. Do the jump page, for anybody who still resident the hard copy of the newspaper like i do. Stephen do you do the word scramble and that kind of stuff . I do. I have my little yellow highlighter and read to the end, whether its the russia investigation or donal donald ts trip in asia and what he may or may not have achieved over there sometimes comes later in the story or in the 8 30 hour on cbs this morning. See that promo i got in there . Stephen because you covered the white house for both cbs and nbc, what do you hear from people who are covering it now . Like, how is it different to cover the white house now, do you think, than back in the halcyon days . Its extraordinarily difficult. The other the interesting thing is trump the other day who had trouble hto reach for a bottle of water. The last president s i covered there would be a nice glass of water there with no cover on it. And now he has to drink out of the bottles. President s dont usually have to do that. Stephen maybe president s have better handeye coordination. laughter applause i think he was he was he was i think he was failing his apcar test when he did that. The work that you do now, of course, its not the first time you were you were reporting. Stephen that you were covering things. Look, there has always been a somewhat adversarial relationship between the white house and reporters who cover them. President s dont like to always have or their staff have to explain what theyre doing, and its journalists jobs to report what the most powerful man in the world is doing. This white house is public p. C. Ly difficult. And, also, this president has found the way to get through what george w. Bush used to call the filter. You guys in the media are the filter. I dont want to go through the filter. Trump has figured out a way not to use the filter. He tweets it. Thats just a press release. That doesnt give us context. That doesnt give us depth. I think its challenging to be a White House Correspondent right now. I dont envy their position. Stephen you have a lot of experience, not just on american tv, but i understand tv in korea as well. Oh, man. Stephen because i learned that youre an army kid and your dad was stationed in south korea. Thats true. Stephen when you were quite young, and we have some foot annual of you here. How does this you look exactly the same. How old are you in this footage here. 10 years old. That was 33 years ago. This tape was actually this is my first time i was ever really on television, my first job. Stephen and you used your own name . Not a stage name or Something Like that. Hi, this is norah. Yes, there are a lot of students. Voice. Voice. Norah dreamed that she met christopher columbus. See you next week, byebye, everybody. Goodbye. Goodbye. laughter applause . Stephen that last shot is perfect. I know. Stephen the next thing is really serious. This is really serious. You are married to chef jeff. Jeff whats your husbands last name . Tracey. Stephen jeff tracey, in d. C. , famous chef jeff. Whats his restaurant . Theyre chef jeff. Stephen and hes geoff. Stephen do you take cooking seriously . Whats brunch in your house . Bacon, bacon, and bacon. Stephen is this made up or is this for real . This is for real. Our license plate this is my husband says bacon. Yes. Stephen wow and it does get a lot of good in fact, my girlfriend just called me today, and she was like, i was at the store and i found bacon christmas ornaments. Im dropping them off at your house. Stephen wow, wow. Do you have a special dish that you bring to im not a my husband is a trained chef. But i just sort of pick up stuff. But i make banana bread, leme poppy seed bread. Stephen i make banana bread. Its not as good as mine. Stephen its really my wifes recipe. Ill crush you. Ill crush you. Stephen ill crush you and sprinkle nutmeg on you when im done. I dont put nutmeg in my banana bread. Stephen you dont. Youre living in a dream world. You put ginger in it. Please tell me that im working with somebody who puts ginger in their bread. I do use ginger. When you said my wifes recipe. Stephen its my wifes recipe. Okay well i have my own recipe were going to have the banana bread bakeoff. Stephen lets do it. Well do it on cbs this morning. You guys do lots of cooking segmentes, right . We dont do any cooking segments. Were all about news. Stephen youre all about hard news. But youre all hard news, right. How do you guys dress up for halloween on cbs this morning . The scariest costumes of all ourselves. We did not dress up for halloween. Stephen you never dress up for halloween. We dont dress up. Our show is different in the morning. Stephen it is. We say the news is back in the morning. Even before the president was talking about fake news, we would say, more rel news ahead sm. And we take that seriously. It reflects who charlie and gayle and i. We did not dress up, but i have young kids so i dress up at home. Stephen what was your costume. This year i didnt dress up. Stephen you just lied. I just fact checked you. You just lied. 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Sign and drive off in a new lincoln with zero down and a complementary first months payment. Ladies and gentlemen, you know what this is, it had to happen. We have come yet again to the end of another eventful week here in the land of the brave. We laughed and cried, we edited out the parts of the show where i cried. So, lets look back fondly at the best moments from this weeks the late show. There have been more developments in the case of alabama candidate and man who demonstrates how tall you have to be to date him roy moore. Not everybody wants moore anymore which is why some republicanrepublicans are floate idea of delaying the election in order to get moores name off the ballot. Wait, you can just do that . You can just move an election where you want . If thats the case, can we move the next president ial up to tonight . cheers and applause yeah, weve got time. Moore, to defend himself, he went on the hannity radio, right, to strongly make things much worse. Audience oooh stephen wait how did you just make this creepier . laughter permission from her mother . Shes a 14yearold girl, not a field trip. Arrested development an incredible show, that sort of was prescient about trump. Sadly, yes. Stephen it was trumping before anybody else because its about this except we got an emmy, yeah. cheers and applause there you go. Stephen President Trump is finally back from his 12day trip to asia. And according to him, the trip was a huge success, bragging to reporters, a lot of people said its almost physically impossible for someone to go through 12 days. laughter really . You know there are people who live in asia forever, right . laughter were talking about, like, this was a wave election. And somehow stephen only he is. laughter only he is talking like that. Thats stephen nobody said i could win. Nobody said. Well stephen biggest electoral victory of all time, of all time, joe, of all time. Im sorry your lady lost, but the biggest of all time. Jeff sessions testimony to the House Judiciary Committee covered a wide range of issues, and sessions had the same answer for a lot of them i dont recall. I dont recall. I dont recall. I dont recall it. I do not recall. I dont recall it. I dont recall it. I do not recall. laughter stephen not a great memory. In fact, just to remember those answers, he had to write them on his hand. laughter stephen do white audiences and black audiences get frightened by this movie in the same way . Do they experience the horror in the same way . No, i dont think so. I think i mean, i think black people, you know, its like the second the movie comes up and, like, the protagonist is dating a white girg girl. They go, oh, hes in trouble. I dont like where this is going. Hes in an interracial relationship. Get out, brother. Stephen uhhuh. And white audiences go, thats very progressive. Yeah, thats cool. cheers and applause stephen well be right back with dead and company. Shh. 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Stage, dead and company. cheers and applause well the first days are the hardest days dont you worry anymore cause when life looks like easy street there is danger at your door think this through with me let me know your mind whoaoh what i want to know is are you kind . Its a buck dancers choice my friend better take my advice you know all the rules by now and the fire from the ice will you come with me wont you come with me whoaoh what i want to know will you come with me . God damn, well, i declare have you seen the like their walls are built of cannon balls their motto is dont tread on me come hear uncle johns band playing to the tide come with me or go alone hes come to take his Children Home its the same story the crow told me its the same story the crow told me its the only one he know like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go aint no time to hate barely time to wait whoaoh what i want to know where does the time go . I live in a silver mine and i call it beggars tomb i got me a violin and i beg you call the tune anybodys choice i can hear your voice whoaoh what i want to know how does the song go . Come hear uncle johns band by the riverside got some things to talk about here beside the rising tide come hear uncle johns band playing to the tide come on along or go alone hes come to take his Children Home whoaoh what i want to know how does the song go . Come hear uncle johns band by the riverside got some things to talk about here beside the rising tide come hear uncle johns band playing to the tide come on along or go alone hes come to take his Children Home my name is jamir dixon and im a locate and Mark Fieldman for pg e. Most people in the community recognize the blue trucks as pg e. My truck is something new. Its an 811 truck. When you call 811, i come out to your house and i mark out our gas lines and our electric lines to make sure that you dont hit them when youre digging. 811 is a free service. Im passionate about it because every time i go on the street i think about my own kids. Theyre the reason that i want to protect our community and our environment, and if me driving a that truck means that somebody gets to go home safer, then ill drive it every day of the week. Together, were building a better california. We can now use a blood sample to detect lung cancer. If we can do that, imagine what we can do for asthma. And if we can stop seizures in epilepsy patients with a small pacemaker for the brain, imagine what we can do for multiple sclerosis, even migraines. If we can use patients genes to predict Heart Disease in their families, imagine what we can do for the conditions that affect us all. Imagine what we can do for you. Stephen thats it for the late show. Join me next week when ill be joined by senator elizabeth, warren and gayle king. Good night. Captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org james julia, im so excited that you are here. Are you ready for the show . Honestly, james, i feel like im making a james dont say it. A big mistake. Big. Huge are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry bout