The twins from the shining. Buy them today while theres a full moon announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, danger at the day care. Plus, stephen welcomes jake tapper, shemar moore, and musical guest khalid. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, whats going on welcome. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. Youre very nice. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause welcome to the late show. Well, i dont know if youre paying attention, but internal strife is tearing the Republican Party apart at the seams. Its like a new civil war, only this time, neither side is trying to help black people. laughter the latest shots from fort trumpter are against tennessee senator and man seeing his daughters neck tattoo for the first time, bob corker. Corker and trump have been fighting, head to head like two rams, for a while now. You might recall that corker called the white house, an adult daycare center. Okay, clever. Not entirely accurate. With trump, you also need a night shift. laughter all right . He gets into things. laughter and applause hes like a raccoon hes like a raccoon laughter and applause i dont know if raccoons do that, but im going to do that. So, i figured it was time to give them their own segment on this show, which i wanted to call, cork a sock in it. But i have a team of talented comedy writers, and i knew we could do better than that. So we all gathered in a room today, put on a pot of coffee, and brainstormed for hours. And now, late show viewers, i present to you our newest segment. Cork a sock in it cheers and applause thats the best we could come up with. Turns out, i get to do whatever i want. Its my show. The latest feud between these two started bright and early today when corker went on all the morning shows to criticize donald trump. And trump was watching, because he immediately tweeted, bob corker, who helped president o. Give us the bad iran deal and couldnt get elected dog catcher in tennessee, is now fighting tax cuts, dot, dot, dot, dot. Dot, dot, dot, corker dropped out of the race in tennesse when i refused to endorse him, and now is only negative on anything trump. Look at his record cheers and applause really . Really . Tennesse. Tennesse . laughter quick tip when youre ripping a politician, it helps to spell the name of their state right. I dont like joe haunted manchin. He will never get reelected by the good people of west vagina. laughter cheers and applause doesnt have the same ring. Its not going to help. Jon you have to spell it right stephen yes. Almost heaven west vagina thats really hard to sing. That would have been a hit though. I bet that would have been a hit. We miss you. Now, some of what trump said about corker was not true. Specifically, all of it. And corker pointed that out same untruths from an utterly untruthful president. Alertthedaycarestaff. cheers and applause jon wow stephen yeah. Then trump immediately tweeted back, isnt it sad that lightweight senator bob corker, who couldnt get reelected in the great state of tennessee, will now fight tax cuts plus. What is tax cuts plus . That sounds like tax cuts for husky boys. Hell grow into it. Now, trump tweettinued, senator corker is the incompetent head of the Foreign Relations committee, and look how poorly the u. S. Has done. He doesnt have a clue as dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, the entire world was laughing and taking advantage of us. People like Liddle Bob Corker have set the u. S. Way back. Now we move forward yes, now america is moving forward, just like thelma and louise. cheers and applause yeah just holding hands, just holding hands. And, jim, can i see part of that tweet again . Liddle liddle, and then an apostrophe . Thats not how apostrophes work. To use an apostrophe, somethings got to be missing, other than brain cells. In fact. cheers and applause you cant use apostrophes like my guess heres my guess. My guess is the president thinks apostrophes is a greek philosopher. I love the works of apostrophes. Hes better than parentheses. I love, i love playdoh. And, and a side of tzatziki. Absolutely. Now, trump came over for lunch, today . He went over the senate today. Trump went over the senate for lunch today. But corker didnt think much would get done. I do look at these things as more of a, you know, photo op. Theyre not really about substance. But, you know, more power to him. Stephen no, less power to him cheers and applause you already made him the most powerful man in the world, because you helped get him elected but you know what . Corker, even though he campaigned for trump, he might he might regret supporting trump. Lets find out. Do you regret supporting him in the election . Lets just put it this way i would not do that again. cheers and applause stephen he would not do it again. Lets just put it this way too late, senator. And corkers not alone. This afternoon, we got some huge news from oneterm arizona senator and upright golden retriever, jeff flake. I am announcing today that my service in the senate will conclude at the end of my term in early january 2019. Mr. President , i rise today to say, enough. I must say that we have fooled ourselves for long enough, that a pivot to governing is right around the corner. A return to civility and stability, right behind it. We know better than that. Mr. President , i will not be complicit or silent. Stephen no, i will be complicit and absent. Now, flake has been an outspoken critic of the president for a while, but today he really unloaded. Despotism loves a vacuum, and our allies are now looking elsewhere for leadership. Anger and resentment are not a governing philosophy. Alliances and agreements that ensure the stability of the entire world are routinely threatened by the level of thought that goes into 140 characters. Stephen now, hold on. Youre acting like all donald trump does is go on twitter to threaten global stability. He also threatens football players. laughter now, flake said yes. cheers and applause i will stand up for this. Flake said that we dont just owe it to ourselves to oppose trump. We also owe it to our children. It is often said that children are watching. Well, they are. And what are we going to do about that . When the next generation asks us, why didnt you do something . Why didnt you speak up . What are we going to say . Stephen well, i think in the future, jeff flake will say, i waited until i was quitting my job to point out the boss was a lunatic. Now, sit down and eat your radioactive dog meat. Now theyre listening. Theyre listening cheers and applause jon come on, fido, ruff stephen but senator flake sees a light at the end of the tunnel, not just for him, but for all of us. This spell will eventually break. That is my belief. We will return to ourselves once more, and i say, the sooner the better. Stephen oh, thats what this is. Were all under a spell. Its all detailed in the new book, harry potter and the halfwit prez. cheers and applause but cheers and applause expello trumpum first mccain, then corker, now flake. Why is it that republicans only speak up against donald trump when they know theyre not running for reelection . They finally grow a set, and then they say, im taking my balls and going home and. piano riff and. piano boom laughter better. Speaking of overgrown children bill oreilly. laughter it came out this weekend that oreilly settled a sixth Sexual Harassment claim, paying 32 million to a longtime fox news analyst for, among other things, allegedly sending her gay pornography. But because it was from bill oreilly, all of those gay porn stars said Merry Christmas before coming down your chimney. laughter now, this because theyre santa theyre santa laughter and applause thats what santa does. Now, this revelation likely means the end of bill oreillys tv career. And yesterday, bill told us exactly who he blames for all of his bad decisions. You know, am i mad at god . Yeah, im mad at him. I wish i had more protection. I wish this stuff didnt happen. I cant explain it to you. Yeah, im mad at him. If i die tomorrow and i get an opportunity, ill say, whyd you guys work me over like that . Stephen coincidentally, whyd you guys work me over like that . Is testimony from many of the lawsuits against fox news. But could this be true . Is god really to blame for this whole scandal . Whoa, whoa, whoa, stephen. Come on dont drag me into this. Come on stephen wait a sec, god . God, is that you . No, its santa in a hospital gown. Yes, of course its god and i dont want my name associated with this bill oreilly business. Stephen why not . Well, im not proud of it, but i dont exactly have the best history with women. Stephen really . What do you mean, lord . Well, there was that incident with lots wife. I had to pay, like, 12 million to get that whole pillar of salt thing to go away. Stephen yeah, i guess your track records a little spotty. Then there was that time i got somebody pregnant, and then totally bailed. Kid shows up on my doorstep 33 years later. Turns out, nice guy stephen so, wait a second. So, youre worried that all the attention on how powerful men treat women might come back to bite you . Exactly. But, look, im going to change. Im going to pull a weinstein and spend one week in rehab to deal with all my problems. Step one is believing in a higher power, so i got that covered, right . laughter stephen but what about bill oreilly . Were you the one, you know, who came down on him . Oh, hes a real sick puppy. I mean, did you know he sent me gay porn . And not even good stuff. You need a little story to get the motor running, you know . Stephen okay, but just between us, was the whole oreilly harassment thing your fault . Yes. Stephen what . Really . Yeah, i gave him that free will, and look what he did with it. Its like letting a toddler drive a car. Which ive also done. laughter it was my nephew. Hes a pushy kid. Stephen well, god, do you want to apologize . All right. Bill, i havent been there for you, and im sorry. Youve got enough problems in your life, what with looking like a pile of pancake batter poured over last years scarecrow. I mean, i know i made man in my image, but woof. laughter stephen lord, wait a second. Lord, are you roasting bill oreilly . Oh, i wont be the one roasting him, stephen. laughter stephen god, everyone weve got a great show for you tonight. cheers and applause jake tapper is here but when we come back, cnn defines what is truth. 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Over the weekend, he tweeted, it is finally sinking through. 46 of people believe Major National news orgs fabricate stories about me. Fake news, even worse lost cred. First of all, mr. President , the expression is sinking in, not sinking through. laughter you sink through things like quagmires or stormy seas or piles of poop, or other metaphors for your presidency. Trump has been attacking the press nonstop since the campaign, and cnns not taking it no more. This week, cnn decided to stick it to the man with a new ad. Lets take a look. This is an apple. Some people might try to tell you that its a banana. They might scream banana, banana, banana, over and over and over again. They might put banana in all caps. You might even start to believe that this is a banana. But its not. This is an apple. cheers and applause stephen not bad. Not bad. Jon thats what im talking about i like that. Stephen not bad, cnn. But where was that apple during benghazi . 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Enter promo code, freepie, on your next order at dennys. Com band playing cheers and applause stephen welcome back to the late show, everybody. Ladies and gentlemen, my first guest tonight hosts the lead and state of the union on cnn. Please welcome jake tapper cheers and applause wow. Stephen jake. Good to see you. Thats nice. You get that every night, huh . Stephen yeah, yeah, yeah. Only when youre here, jake. When i walk out on my set. Stephen only when youre here. Its very quiet on my set. Stephen you need an audience. I dont have an audience on my set, just a crew. Stephen jake. Yes . Stephen i have something for you. Whats that . Oh, man. laughter thats an apple cheers and applause thats an apple Stephen Corker said trump was debasing the office of the presidency. Flake today has said, im out of here you know, this is, heaven help us, where our country is going. Mccain is take shots at trump. But all of these guys are leaving. Is this an act of defiance, or is this an act of surrender, in your opinion . Well, first of all, we should, to be fair, flake and mccain i dont think voted for trump, and they made their opposition to trump fairly clear last year. I mean, not as vociferously as theyre making it today. But i think mccain said, after the access Hollywood Video came out, that he wasnt going to vote for him, and i think flake did the same. I dont think its an act of surrender. I think that the Steve Bannons and breitbarts of the world see that and say that trump broke flake, trump is breaking these people. And it is, in a good, in a way, for them, in a way for trump, its good that theyre leaving. But i think were in a different period right now. I have been reading a lot about the 50s lately, and there was a period you know, joe mccarthy started in the late 40s. His crusade of indecency and smears and lies. And, you know, President Trump and joe mccarthy are very different historical figures, but there is something similar. They say history doesnt repeat itself, but it rhymes. And when you read about that era, joe mccarthy was doing indecent things and lying for years and years, with republican senators and democrats not saying anything. And there were people like senator Margaret Chase smith of maine and others who stood on the senate floor and condemned it, but mostly people were quiet. And history looks back at that time and says, boy, what a bunch of wusses. They were wrong. And i think, when senator jeff flake today said that, you know, theres going to be a reckoning. People are going to look back at this era and say, what were you doing with all its not mccarthyism, but its Something Else all this indecency and all these lies . What did do you during that time . Its something i think about all time as an interviewer and as a broadcaster. Its important you know, there arent two sides when it comes to the truth. Theres one side, the truth. And then, theres applause stephen so so you had flake on today, right . Yup. Stephen did he tell you why hes leaving, why hes not staying to fight . I asked him that very question, and he said that because he thought this fever that the Republican Party is in, isnt going to be over next year. In other words, he didnt think he was going to win unless he ran the kind of campaign he wouldnt be proud of, an ugly, dirty, nasty campaign. A campaign that he would have to cozy up to President Trump in a way that wouldnt make him comfortable. Stephen but that is a message of despair. Thats saying that truth cant win. Yeah, thats right. Well, the truth cant win a republican primary in arizona. laughter applause thats what hes saying. Stephen oh, okay. Okay. Still, not that still not that hopeful. So do you think theres any chance that hes pulling out so he can, like, prepare to run for president or something . To challenge did you talk about that . Yeah, i did ask him about that, and he said he gave my favorite answer, thats a long way off. Thats a long way off. No, its not, not really. Stephen donald trump is raising money. I mean, i can tell you that im not going to run for president in 2020. But he wouldnt say no. Stephen but the door is open, jake, right . For me . Stephen the door is open for you . No, the door is closed. Stephen nobody was saying anything about you running for president until you brought it up right now. And now its out there, jake. I mean, you have to admit, its out there now. On a National Program that talks about politics a lot. That just came out. I didnt have to pry that out of you, jake. Stephen stephen jake, you know what that is . Thats an apple, jake. laughter dont banana, me, jake. Dont you banana me. I have no plans to eat that apple. Stephen okay, okay. Currently. laughter and applause stephen would you eat a current . sighs so, does your mccarthy metaphor have any hope to it . Well, ultimately, mccarthy imploded. Ultimately stephen well, ultimately, somebody stood up to him at last and said, at long last, senator, have you no shame . Trump has no shame. We already know the answer to that one. You cant shame him into some bad position. He will continue without thought, continue to lie to maintain his power and his position. How do you think he gets taken out . I dont know how this i havent flipped ahead. I havent seen i dont know how it ends. Stephen oh, oh, really . I dont know how it ends. But, but stephen i want to get the teachers edition, that has all the answers in the back. laughter i dont know how it ends. And, also, one of the other questions is, when you have mccain and flake and corker, and also, there are other people who have been critical Susan Collins of maine, ben sasse of nebraska has been critical. Does that mean theres going to be this big rush of republicans to come out and say what they really think, and condemn the fact that we are getting we are being treated, as a nation, to more lies and indecency on a daily basis from this white house than we are used to . I mean, and i always say, i never bet on courage in washington, d. C. , and i never bet on politicians being candid and saying what they really think. So i stephen on camera. On camera, right. But, but but who knows . I mean stephen do you ever hear things backstage . Like, do you hear things off camera . Like, that are are the things that you would like to be able to tell us, that senators or congressmen or members of the administration have said to you that are off the record, and you go, like, oh, lord. I wish they would say that out loud . Yes, but i will tell you this and this wont come as any surprise to you or your viewers or your audience, but there are people, both republicans on capitol hill and republicans in the administration, who feel as though this situation is what it is. Its not going to change any time soon, so the best they can do is try to steer it in the right direction. And, you know, i think thats one of the reasons why you have people in the Administration Like james mattis as secretary of defense, or h. R. Mcmaster, the National Security adviser, et cetera. Bob corker basically said that he had been trying to do that, as the chairman of the Senate Armed Services committee, as somebody who was protrump during the campaign, but hes finally just giving up. That he cant be the ballast in the ship anymore. That its, you know, rocking too much, and who knows where its headed . But there are people in the administration who feel like i mean, everybody sees whats going on. I mean, but, some people feel, okay, but this is what we need to do. And hes the president , and we need to steer the ship in the right direction. Stephen bill oreilly took a poke at you a couple of days ago, and you responded with lightning speed. You tweeted this he tweeted this at you within ten minutes which, by the way, just, fact check, like, our ratings are fine. He just wanted to take a shot at me because i had been mentioning him as a sexual predator on air when we were covering the Harvey Weinstein scandal. We also pointed out that cheers and applause also pointing out that this is this weinstein is not the only one, you know. That oreilly and ailes were horrific sexual predators at fox. Stephen and within ten minutes, you tweeted back cheers and applause well cheers and applause stephen i dont even know what to ask about this. I just wanted to share with everybody that you are a very mean person, jake tapper. laughter you know, im a journalist, so i like to explain things. And i felt he was using the word low incorrectly. laughter stephen yeah, thats true. applause thats true. Thats true. You know, ratings go up and ratings go down, but thats low. laughter stephen well, jake, thank you so much for being here. Its always usually, its a more hopeful conversation the two of us have. I really enjoyed having you here. Do you feel worse, though . Stephen a little worse, a little worse. I made you but, you know, thats actually my job. Im not supposed to make you feel better. Im supposed to tell you whats actually going on. Stephen i had Tanehisi Coates in that exact same seat and he said, i cant give you any hope. Im a journalist. Thats not my job. Exactly. Were not here to sugarcoat it. 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There you go. cheers and applause band playing stephen thank you. Wow. Stephen nice to meet nice to meet a veteran of the cbs family. Im fairly new to cbs. Can i i know this is your show, but i just can i just say a couple of things . Stephen of course you can. A couple things. Stephen of course you can. Youre my guest. Jake tapper, you, cnn, i just i tip my cap because you guys tell the truth. You tell it your way. You say what you think. cheers and applause outside of outside of arsenio hall, who is a buddy of mine, thats the only latenight talk show i have ever done in my 24year career. Stephen this one . Me being on this show my mother has a crush on you. laughter daytime talk shows, i guess they want to keep you sober and all that stuff. Youve got wine and cheese. Youve got beer. Youve got cool gifts. Stephen very nice of you. So i just want to say to my mom, and to you mom, your baby made it im here cheers and applause stephen say hi to mom. Well, listen, 21 of your 23 years as an actor. Yeah. Stephen . On cbs. Yeah. Stephen where do you have your cbs eye tattoo . Because im still it must be some place private, because i have seen most of your naked body on cbs. Oh, no. Oh, no. Stephen you are a man cheers and applause oh, no stephen you are a man who does not mind taking his shirt off, frequently. cheers and applause not only that, youre on youre on the cover of watch. Do you do you wherever it is you live, do they not have air conditioning there . Why are your shirts flammable . Why do your shirts just fly off your body so easily . My you know, ill tell you the truth. I was raised overseas. I was raised this is true. Okay, let me just stephen where overseas . Let me just be honest i get halfbucky naked for my baby girls. Thats what i do. I get halfbucky but stephen okay. But, let me tell you a true story. So i was born in the united states, i was born in oakland. But i didnt live in the country until i was sixandahalf years old. We left the country. So i lived in denmark for three years. I lived in bahrain for three years. I traveled to ghana, germany, london, pakistan, the virgin islands, greece. Ive got pictures of me on camels. I only remember one word of danish. My mother speaks it fluently. But she because it was europe, we used to go to the beaches, and nudity, you know, up top, ladies, whatever it was a little freer. And so i was this little baby running around buckynaked all the time. And i just was, you know, free at last, free at last. Here i come, people. You know, and so then we came to stephen shemar. Came to the states, and introduced me stephen youre not a baby anymore. I know, they introduced me to a bathing suit, and i was, i dont know, i was six years old and my mother put it on. And i was like, get this off me. Get this off me. And now im 47 and i guess its stuck. I dont know. laughter stephen you are known this is actually this is actually i cant believe somebody actually purchased this. This is can we get a really close shot of this . This is an iphone case. How many how many crunches do you do a day, shemar moore . I do about 500 situps a day, five days a week. Stephen okay, when youre 47, man. Im 47. Stephen when are you going to just, like, pull it back from an eightpack to a sixpack . Well, heres the deal. Heres the deal. Im 47 years old, but the character i play on swat is 35 years old. So, im not going to lie, i have to paint some grays, i hold my breath a lot more than i used to hold my breath. But i want to see if i can get to 60 with somewhat of a three, fourpack, whatever. But then, finally, once swat is a huge hit and you guys get tired of swat, im finally going to exhale and let my mini keg live, thats whats going to happen. Because look, look, look. There you go. cheers and applause now, hold on. This is 47. When they say action at work say action. Audience action and it looks there it is. cheers and applause now, my publicist is going to kill me for doing that. Stephen ready, ready . Here we go. Here we go. cheers and applause okay . This is 53. This is 53. This is 53. Say action. Audience action cheers and applause stephen ahhh. cheers and applause all right . Far fewer crunches. Mine is much easier to get. You said baby girl nation . Baby girl nation. Stephen what is baby girl nation . I talk to my fans on social media and call them homies, fans, and baby girls, and the baby girls are no joke. And its just this legion of women that have been so supportive of my career for all my 25 years. Stephen and theyre okay with you calling them baby girls . Its not infantilizing in any way . You know what, its crazy, because, you know, when ive dated women, or whatever, you know, women, dont call me what you called your last girlfriend. I dont want to hear that. All that type of stuff. So when i got on social media, i was like, hey, baby girl. And then i was, like, nervous to say it again, and then they were like, oh, no, call me baby girl i like the way you say it on criminal minds call me baby girl and then all of a sudden, i was like, hey, baby girl, i see you, boo. Whats up, baby girl . Its your birthday. And it became a thing. And they were like, oh, my god, he called me baby girl. and i didnt coin the phrase baby girl nation. The fans, the ladies took it, had to, took it upon themselves. Stephen have you tried the baby girl on, like, other famous people . Because baby girl is like what you say to a fan, but does baby girl work against like, with i mean, not against, with. Well, no, my mama always says on your diggity. On your diggity. And she knows that im having fun with my fans. But no, if this is real life if i dont know you, or a woman im interested in, you know stephen have you been turned down brutally . Oh, my god yes, i have. Yes, i have. And im actually im actually really proud of it, because its the best way to get turned down. I swear to god, this happened to me. So, once upon a time many years ago, i was hosting a show i was hosting a dance show called soul train. Stephen sure. cheers and applause i met this beautiful woman on stage. She was doing her thing. Her name is alicia keys. Now, let me just cheers and applause hold on. This is before swiss beats, all right . This is a long time ago, like 20something years ago. So shes on stage doing her thing. The beautiful eyes, the cornrows, shes playing that piano, and im in my dressing room like, wow, shes bad. So, fast forward three months. I interviewed her that day. Fast forward three months. Shes having a listening party where shes doing her thing. I go to it. Before she goes on stage, shes on the roof, so my boy is like, go talk to her. Come on, youre shemar moore. Go talk to her. Im like, i dont know. Go talk to her. So i go talk to her, and i say, hey, alicia, its really nice to meet you. Man, you play that piano. I said, you know, i dont know what your man situation is like, but, you know, the next time youre in l. A. , you know, if you want to get a drink, go to dinner. And she looks at me, and i swear on everything im made of, this is a true story, she looks dead in my face and goes, look here, son laughter now, hold on, hold on. Look here, son, i respect your flirt game, but my man situation is handled. And she walked away. laughter cheers and applause stephen got to watch out for the baby girls. Swat premieres next thursday at 10 00 on cbs. Shemar moore, everybody well be right back with a performance by khalid. Between the bike rides and the fort making, youre a family of master adventurers . Meet your new partner in crime. Hey google, play mickey mouse adventure. Mickey mouse will you help me . You know it. Mickey hot dog i knew i could count on you family time. Like only google can. 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When we have our life to live yeah, were just young, dumb and broke but we still got love to give while were young, dumb young, dumb and broke young, dumb young, dumb and broke young, dumb young, dumb and broke young, dumb, broke High School Kids young, dumb, broke High School Kids jump and we think leave it all in the game of love love run into sin do it all in the name of fun fun whoaoaoa im so high at the moment im so caught up in this yeah, were just young, dumb and broke but we still got love to give while were young, dumb young, dumb and broke young, dumb young, dumb and broke young, dumb young, dumb and broke young, dumb, broke High School Kids young, dumb, broke High School Kids young, dumb, broke High School Kids cheers and applause stephen khalid, everybody well be right back. We need to be ready for whatever weather may come our way. My names Scott Strenfel and im a meteorologist at pg e. 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