This is a subpoena. This is President Trump. sizzling this is President Trump when you respond to a subpoena. Any questions . So remember, just say. No. No. No. No more oreos. Close enough. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight oh, no she didnt. Plus, stephen welcomes Elisabeth Moss matt bomer and comedian stephen rogers, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen happy friday. Happy friday. Hey, everybody hello hello, my friends. Hello. Hello, jon. Audience Stephen StephenStephen Stephen stephen cheers and applause stephen thanks, everybody. Down here, up there. In the corner over there. Thank you very much. Welcome, one and all, welcome, dear friendly neighborhood late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Happen friday, everybody. Happy friday. cheers and applause weve all earned it, matty. Donald trump is back in the country. He was right. We should have built that wall. laughter now, one of the many odd aspects of trumps recent trip is where he stayed while commemorating dday, over in france. Specifically, at his own irish named for its owner, the douchebeg. Apparently heres the deal the Irish Government rejected the clubs original name, mar olago. laughter but i might have made that up. Theres a chance. Theres a chance i made that up, jon. Lets check that out. But trump explained why his club was the Perfect Place for him to stay. Were going to be staying at doonbeg in ireland because its convenient, and its a great place. But its convenient. laughter . Stephen very important. Folks, remember, when youre visiting france, theres no more convenient place to stay than ireland. Its a mere hop, skip, and 615 miles away. And everybody traveling with the president had to stay at his hotel, too, because, for the town of doonbeg, tripadvisor lists three hotels, total. Trumps hotel is rated number one. Number three is not a typical hotel, but a group of camping pods that resemble cozy wooden sheds. as trump im sorry, eric, were all full. Youre staying in the shed, just like at home. And ump is coming home to a bunch of headaches, folks. Hes got a trade war going with china. In retaliation for trump raising tariffs on 200 billion of their goods, china, theyre kind of making this personal, because we all know how close trump is to chinese leader xi jinping, because trump wont shut up about it. I have a great relationship with president xi. Hes a friend of mine. He likes me. I like him. The relationship i have with president xi is extraordinary. Its really very good. That was two of the great days of my life, being in china. I dont think anybody has ever been treated better in china ever in their history. My relationship with president xi is better, i guarantee than any relationship of a president and a president. Its not even close. Stephen as trump even better than washingtons relationship with lincoln. And they share the same mattress birthday. I think theyre roommates. Well, its possible that xi doesnt feel the same way about trump, because this weekend, ahead of a threeday state visit to russia, xi said, putin is my best and bosom friend. Thats right. Yeah. Look out for the wacky reboot best and bosom buddies. laughter this has to be the news has got to be devastating for trump. Hes supposed to be vlads b. F. F. And what about all the good times trump and xi have shared . Especially this one we had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that youve ever seen, and president xi was enjoying it. How could you . How could you xi, i thought we shared something special, chocolate cake. Its not something meaningless, like wedding cake. Jon oh, my goodness stephen really . Jon oh, my goodness stephen really . We found the. Of course trump has bigger foes to worry about than china. Migrant children refugees because the Trump Administration is cancelling english classes, recreational programs and legal aid for Child Migrant in u. S. Shelters booing . You took that right out of my mouth. That is purely leaning into the evil. I think trump is campaigning for the nobel prize in shame. Somehow, somehow, trump found a way to make this horrible situation even worse. Its like finding out that thanos was a loud chewer. Apparently, apparently, the administration is cutting off funding for all kinds of activities, including so. Really, really . How much money could you possibly save by cutting soccer. The equipment is ball. You dont even need gloves. One expert asked why would he do this . One expert thinks that the cuts are an effort to Pressure Congress to fund the Trump Administrations broader immigration agenda. So heres what hes doing. Hes holding these poor kids playtime hostage until he gets his border fence. A strategy he calls as trump give wall, get ball. Now the only hope here wall, ball. The only hope here is that this is probably going to get overturned in the courts, because there are legal requirements that mandate education and recreation for minors in federal custody, which is good, because weve all seen what happens when kids are raised in joyless isolation. applause but trump cant afford something as luxurious as letting kids play, because his immigration budget is going to do something way more important. Its painting the border wall in order to improve its aesthetic appearance. Thats also why the wall is made of vertical slats. Its very slimming. And to make it look thinner, hes also giving it a very long red tie. laughter so the department of Homeland Security claims this paint job is vital to Homeland Security, in order to combat the camouflaging tactics of illegal border crossers. Oh, thats so true. So many migrants camouflage themselves against the wall. In fact, they recently caught this guy trying to get over. laughter and we already have an idea what color the wall will be because last month, trump said he wants it painted flat black, a dark hue that would absorb heat in the summer, making the metal too hot for climbers to scale. Additionally, he wants the whole thing topped with sharp spikes. as trump okay, its gotta be blazing hot with spikes on top, a moat full of laserguided crocodiles, okay, but attractive, goodlooking crocs, no alligator uggos. Speaking of wall. Mart. Yesterday, walmart had its annual Shareholders Meeting in arkansas, and Bernie Sanders showed up. He was invited to speak by a workers rights group, and he advocated for two things employee representation on the companys board of directors and raising walmarts minimum wage from 11 an hour to 15 an hour. Plus applause yes. Good man. Plus, he had to return a sixpack of briefs. as bernie the elastic band on the maroon pair isnt stretchy at all. Its cutting off all the feeling to my means of production. laughter thats what he calls his. Heres bernie at the meeting, actually, defending his proposal walmart can afford to pay its employees a living wage of at least 15 an hour. Stephen they can also afford to tell me where the camera is so im speaking on camera. Hello . Anyone . Marco . Hello, marco. Hello, what am i oh, hello. applause silly joke, silly joke. But in a shocking twist, walmart did not give anyone more money. After bernie spoke, walmarts board of directors rejected the plan. But they did offer bernie a job as a greeter. Weve got a great show for you tonight. Elisabeth moss is here but when we return, i meet the biggest star on broadway. Stick around. You wanted to save on prescriptions. So, you went online and got so confused that your brain went offline. Next time, ask your helpful cvs pharmacist. We created a proprietary search tool that analyzes ways to help lower your prescription costs. Just drop in. 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Weve had bryan cranston, annette bening, jeff daniels, santino fontana, laurie metcalf, heidi schreck, ruth wilson, and even a performance by the cast of best musical nominee the prom. cheers and applause but there is one broadway performer i still havent talked to, the star of the multitony nominated musical, king kong. And at 20 feet and 2,000 pounds, he is by far broadways biggest star. Now, it just so happens that king kong is actually playing directly across the street from here at the broadway theater, appropriately named broadway theater. laughter so i thought i might just walk over there right now to interview king kong about the tonys. Jon, can you give me some just a little bit of walking music, walking across the street music. cheers and applause stephen hello anybody . Is there anybody here . Excuse me, i hello . Excuse me. Please dont eat me, mr. Kong oh, no, stephen. You just startled me. And, please, its dame kong. Gli just always thought of, you know, king kong as being a male role. Stephen, its 2019. Open your mind. A woman is playing king lehr on broadway. You think i cant play a male monkey . Stephen technically, youre an ape. Whatever. Im not a scientist. I am an actor. I played lady macbeth with the Royal Shakespeare company. clears throat. Yet, i do fear thy nature. It is too full the milk of human kindness to catch the nearest wave. Stephen brava no wonder your show has so many tony nominations. Oh, sure, for scenic design, lighting design, and sound. But what about my performance . Stephen well, i think best actor and best actress traditionally go to and i want to say this delicately uhm. Humans. Precisely the point. Im always typecast as the giant primate, and, meanwhile, all the good roles go to you people. Stephen what do you mean you people . I mean you, people. Stephen oh, okay. Not only do you get all the human roles. You also take most of the animal ones. I could be in cats. Memories alone in the moonlight stephen wow, i had no idea you had such a beautiful singing voice. Yes. Im a triple threat singing, dancing, punching down airplanes. laughter now, if youll excuse me, its time to get back into character. Stephen sure. Lalala roars . Stephen king kong, everybody yes it is. You know, maybe youd worry less if you got geico to help with your homeowners insurance. I didnt know geico could helps with homeowners insurance. Yep, theyve been doing it for years. What are you doing . Big steve . Thanks, man. There he is. Get to know geico and see how much you could save on homeowners and renters insurance. At jimmy johns, we know how much you care about freshness, quality and value. We want your sandwiches to arrive freaky fast®, so theyre freaky fresh®. Thats why we only deliver within 5 minutes of our stores and not. And not farther. Hes new. If youre in the zone or in the store, you can get a freaky fresh® sandwich. Jimmy johns because sandwich. Hey allergy muddlers. Achoo . Do your sneezes turn heads . Try zyrtec. It starts working hard at hour one. And works twice as hard when you take it again the next day. Zyrtec muddle no more. When you get right down to it. Freedom is the ability to go where you wanna go. And do what you wanna do. So. What do you wanna do . The 2019 jeep compass. Roam free. band playing cheers and applause stephen welcome back, everybody. Ladies and gentlemen, my first guest is an Emmy Awardwinning actress you know from mad men, us, and the handmaids tale. Please welcome Elisabeth Moss hello . Thanks for dropping by. Thank you for having me. Stephen always nice to you have here. I love being here. Stephen how are you been . Season three of the the handmaids tale its out now. The first three episodes are streaming now. Stephen lets go stream them right now. Do the interview first, interview first, then well go stream them. You started hands maid tail in 2016 before the election. Yes. Stephen now, not only in some ways did it seem prescient, but the red cloak and the white bonnet has become a symbol ive got a photograph here its become part of the vocabulary of resistance to some of the backwardlooking changes happening, especially around womens right. Does that feel, as a star and a producer of this show, does it feel surreal to you to see that actually out in the world being being used seriously . It does. It does feel it feels surreal. Its my work outfit. Its like your suit. Its what i wear when i go to work. When i see it used in what i think is a very beautiful way and a very important way, im proud. And im proud to put it on myself, you know. I think its pretty unusual that theres an image of something that just immediately communicates, you know, what side that persons on and what they stand for. And im im proud of those women. cheers and applause stephen well, its not it turns out cheers and applause oh stephen and i was very happy to see this. That it turns out that its not just being worn by some of the women who take no. Stephen . Who take heart from your show. No, very equal. Stephen the message of that show. But it also it also its also on your cat. This is from your instagram . Yes. Stephen who is who is this little resistor right there . She is my little resistor. Look at her. Thats ethel of lucy and ethel. Stephen oh, good applause yeah. Lucy refused. Shes not as principled, i guess. But she would not go anywhere near it. But ethel embraced her resistance. Stephen good. So. Stephen now, i understand, this season, yall, yall go down to washington, d. C. Yeah stephen okay. And did you actually shoot in d. C. . We did. We shot at the lincoln memorial. Stephen in the in the outfits . Absolutely. We shot inside the lincoln memorial, which is really youre only allowed to have five people in there and no camera can touch the ground, and we shot outside as well. Stephen out on the steps and everything. Oh, yes. Stephen that must have freaked people out to see you all did they think you were a protest . Or did they they may have. I think they may have. And some people just wanted to go see the memorial. Some people were just annoyed because we were in the way and they wanted to go see this beautiful memorial. Stephen sure, very moving. And they were waiting for us to finish. We had some nice fans there. They were very cooperative and they got quiet when we asked them to be quiet. And after certain takes, if they liewkd it, they would applaud. And then they stopped applauding at one point and i was a little disappointed. You know, i guess that one wasnt as good. Stephen i think we have a clip here. You can tell us what is going on. Its from the sceeng i think that you shot . Its from the scene. But its halfway through the season but its such a cool moment i wanted to start sharing it with people. Stephen so nobody has seen it yet. I dont want to spoil too much, but june, my character, is in d. C. , which is like gilead on steroids, and its much worse than the gill add weve come to know which is crazy. Stephen jim, lets get crazy. Hear our prayer. Stephen wow. cheers and applause all of you all were there doing that . Yeah, yeah, were all really there. Stephen youre all really there doing that . Yeah. Obviously we changed the monument into the cross for the effect but it was a Pretty Amazing sight. Stephen there have been a lot of glowing profiles about you, no surprise there. But there is one i have particularly enjoyed seeing recently, and i think youre familiar with this, is that the folks at vulture, nart of new york magazine, they did, a celebration of Elisabeth Moss runny mascara saying evidently youre really youre known for being tiebl turn on the waterworks at a moments notice. Yup. Stephen can you . Can you cry very quickly . Is that a skill you have . Yes. Yes, it is. It is. Stephen did you develop that . Was it always kind thereof, and its come in handy as an actor . I think its come in handy as an actor for sure. I guess i developed it and i cant always do it, and its not, like its not that easy actually. Stephen of course, or else everybody would be an actor. Yeah, yeah. But it is something a trick that ive learned that ive gotten good at. I was very flattered by that article, and also kind of wanted a restraining order against the writer. laughter i was flattered, yeah. Stephen so, couldue and this is a crazy question but could you cry now . laughter i could try. Stephen i could try. Could you could you try. Stephen could i cry . I could cry. Should we have a cryoff . Stephen sure, hold on one second. laughter youre feeling youre feeling good about yourself. Stephen iust want to be prepared. Shitake my glass on or off . Off probably. More vulnerable. Stephen give me some advice here. Do you work internally, or youre already crying. Your eyes are already crying. Youre already shes already glistening in the corners. Shes going to lap me. Shes going to lap me. Shes going to have snot any everything. Its my George Stephen its my job stephen i understand. And my job is to make laugh instead of cry. Im not going to teach you my tricks. You have to fig tur out. Stephen how do we do this . How do we do this . Can we split screen . Do we have that technology . Not on the fly, probably. Can we get tighter . Stephen get a close shot of each one of us. Its all of you. Okay, okay. laughter laughter stephen shhh shhh dont laugh youre kind of doing it. Keep going. Keep going. Youre kind of doing it. laughter laughter yay, you got it cheers and applause that was so good i am honestly so impressed. Stephen wheres my tony . Well, thank you so much for being here. Thank you. Im sorry i made you cry. Stephen i kind of liked it. Okay, good. Stephen new episodes from the third season of the handmaids tale are already streaming on hulu. Go watch it. Elisabeth moss, everybody well be right back with matt bomer. What . im here to steal your car because, well, thats my job. What . What . . What . laughing what . . What . what . [crash] what . haha, it happens. And if youve got cutrate car insurance, paying for this could feel like getting robbed twice. So get allstate. And be better protected from mayhem. Like me. Tlets go mets go time daddy [ giggling ] ohhhh man. Took my hat off. [ to love somebody by bee gees playing ] thats crazy [ crowd cheering ] [ screaming ] lets go mets [ cheering ] band playing cheers and applause stephen hey welcome back. Welcome back, everybody. Ladies and gentlemen, you know my next guest from white collar, the normal heart, and magic mike. He now stars in the new film papi chulo. Please welcome back to the late show, matt bomer applause wow. Amazing. Stephen nice to see you again. Good to be back. Thanks for having me. Stephen how you have been . Ive been well, very well, thank you. Stephen i have a question. You look fantastic as always. Youre put together like a star, as you are. It takes a team of trained professionals. Stephen you know what im going to ask about, dont you . No. Stephen you have no idea what im going to ask about your outfit . No way. Stephen you have shoes and no socks on. And its the summertime. How does that not just turn into a swamp down there . laughter . Well, i wear them for precisely the eight minutes that im on the show. Stephen and then they come off. And then i throw socks on. But i also have these little sneaky socks, okay . Oh, thank you i love you guys is there these are a cheapidate dateright here. Theyre easily impressed. You we had you on before, but i did not know that you have any sort of involvement in politics. I understand that youre cohosting a benefit for mayor pete. Yes. Stephen mayor pete buteiege. Thank you. Stephen hes an impressive guy. He is incredibly impive, and i think very qualified for the office of president. Stephen we had him on right there. And of all the people i had on, hes the one who kind of oh. Took me back a little bit. I know this is a prejudice, but i did not expect the mayor of a town small town in indiana relatively small town in indiana to blow me out of the water like that. Same, same. Ive been so impressed with everything hes spoken about. And i really look forward to supporting him going forward. Stephen really feels like youre actually talking to the guy when you talk to him. You know what i mean . Yeah. Stephen some politicians you feel like youre talking to their their their messaging people, jut through their mouths. Exactly. He really seems authentic and he seems to be able to respond in a really informed way in the moment. Stephen do you have a lot of have you done a lot of political work, connections of any kind . No. Im you know, i have a passing fancy in politics. But over the years, ive made some friends in politics that i think have gotten me more stephen me, too. Sure, yeah. Stephen lets play lets play friends in politics poker. What have you got. Lets see, what have i got here. There you go. I was at the Kennedy Center honors one year, which youve been to many times. Stephen sure, sure. Hosted, actually. Well, there you go. cheers and applause i mean, should i even finish the story . You already won. Stephen so youre at the Kennedy Center. You know theres that state Department Dinner the night before . Best part of it. It never gets televised. I brought my mom, there were all these luminaries, Oprah Winfrey was there, paul mccartney. So many people and youre star struck. And i looked across the room and bill clinton was across the room and he kept looking over at my table. So, obviously, i didnt think he was looking at me. I was, like, looking behind me, and there was a secret Service Agent behind me, so then i thought there had been some kind of Security Breach and we were all in trouble. Anyway, i ended up leaving early. And the next day a secret Service Agent approached me and said, hey, why did you leave early last night . President clinton really wanted to meet you. He never misses an episode of white collar. So i. applause . Stephen thats nice. Thats a nice feeling. Yeah. You never know who is watching, i guess. We ended up becoming friends, i met him at his Office Stephen friends youre friends with bill clinton. Do you want me to text him right now . Stephen yes. Selfie. I would say were friendly. Stephen thats nice. Since the last time i saw you you played d. C. Comic superhero, negative man. Negative man. Stephen in dune patrol. Dune patrol. Stephen how are you as super hero . Legally, all actors at some point have to be a super hero at this point. Yeah. Stephen what was that experience like for you . Its a requirement. Stephen with theatitis eye assume there wereatitis. I love the show. Im so proud of it because it really is a characterdriven show when you dont always find in the super hero world. But i will say the first time i wore the super suit, i share the role with another actor who slike, a 25yearold vegan who does a lot of the physical bits in the costume. Stephen okay so, needless to say, when i put it on, it was like wearing spanx. I couldnt breathe. Im like, im not going to slow this down. There were like 100 people watching. It has a big budget. I went to do the first stunt where i had to duck under this thing that went near me im already overacting, with that duck. I went down, and the pants ripped from my butt all the way down to my ankle. And i turned around, like, to follow the thing that had passed over me, and i amanda the entire crew. cheers and applause stephen you should charge money for that. Thats how i met the crew. And it was all downhill from there. No stephen your new film papi chulo. Yeah, are you papi chulo. I think its up for interpretation. Stephen what does papi chulo mean . My understanding is it means Different Things depending on your culture. But it can mean anything from sexy guy to pimp daddy. Stephen and youre not papi chulo . No, it could be myself or alejandro patino, who i play opposite in the film. Stephen youre a weatherman. Im an l. A. Based weatherman who is nosediving towards rock bottom. Stephen we have a clip of you doing the weather. What happens here . At the beginning of the filmfilm he has been suppressing a trauma that happened thoim and it catches up in the middle of the forecast, the weather forecast. Stephen jim. Not only is the dial touching the big 104, but those devil winds are blowing hot and dry from the Mojave Desert down through San Bernardino and right across the Greater Los Angeles area. The santa ana are bringing their usual fire warning. The hot, dry, gusts, a real hazard wooo. Beg your pardon. The hot, dry gusts are a real hazard. voice breaking stephen wow. Forecast is dark. applause dark weather ahead. Stephen well, matt, so nice to see you again. Thanks for having me. Stephen papi chulo is in theaters now. Matt bomer, everybody well be right back. You know when youre at ross and suddenly realize great minds shop alike . Yes. Thats yes for less. Yep yes, yes, yes ,yes, yes. Yes. Seriously, 20 to 60 percent off Department Store prices every day. At ross. Yes for less. Exactly what you need. Yes. For your growing family . Thats yes for less. Everything your pet needs at 20 to 60 percent off Specialty Store prices. At ross. Yes for less. applause were not all equal as far as talent were not equal as far as size but we all are equal as far as having the opportunity to be the best you can be yeah screams yeah wearing powerful sunscreen . Yes neutrogena® ultra sheer. Unbeatable protection helps prevent early skin aging and skin cancer with a clean feel. The best for your skin. Ultra sheer®. Neutrogena®. Man, thats a cool looking hot tub. We should check on the baby. Hes so sweet. Maybe too sweet . Internets down. Go your home is only as smart as your internet. Get reliable at t fiber and get speeds up to 300 megabits per second and directv. Bundle for 75 dollars a month for 12 months. Limited availability. May not be in your area. More for your thing. Thats our thing. Call 1800callatt. Gentlemen, my next guest is a standup comedian making his Network Television debut. Please welcome, Steven Rogers cheers and applause wow. Oh, my god how are you . Wow. Good to be here. This is exciting i am going to be honest with you, im always excited because i have horrible anxiety, so yeah. I feel like its hard for people to understand it. I told my one friend, hes like, dont worry about it, man. It could always be worse. laughter yeah. Thats what i was thinking. laughter thats anxiety. Thats like fitold you how to stutter, and youre like, well, you can say that again. laughter yeah, i probably will. I dont like the name anxiety. I dont think it captures the feeling enough, you know. I think we need a better name. I was thinking pretraumatic stress disorder. Yeah. Because thats really what it is. Every day im Walking Around like, oh, no and people go, what happened . And im like, nothing, im just getting ready. Should be here any minute now. laughter its horrible. My doctor prescribed me pills for my anxiety, and then he warned me that theyre extremely addictive. laughter so now im too anxious to take my anxiety medication. laughter im afraid to take them out of the bottle. So i just shake the pills whenever im nervous. Its like i got prescribed a rain stick. Yeah. laughter now because i dont take my pills, ive had to come up with my own remedies. Like, for example, im afraid that somebodys going to break into my apartment, so now i just keep it really messy, yeah. Like, if i trip over something in the middle of the night, ill leave it there, because if im going to trip, so are the killers. laughter my moms like, hey, you should get ready for when Company Comes over. Im like, i am. laughter i get a lot of stress from my family. My brother just got arrested for selling weed. And my mom is devastated because hes her dealer. laughter but im the favorite again, so thats good. My moms been a pothead my entire life and i never new that growing up, because she just smoked whenever my aunt was around so i just thought that was old lady smell. Then my aunt passed away, and you could still smell it in my house, so i thought she was haunting us. I ran up to my moms room, and i went, oh, my god aunt jack sehere shes a ghost. And my mom was high. Shes like, she is applause hide the doritos. laughter yeah. Nobody ever told me me entire life, nobody told me. I think because my mom was high and she thought it was hilarious. She was like, this is steven. He smells dead people. Our kids a weirdo. Of laughter im jealous of smokers because i have social anxiety, and smokers can leave a party or a conversation whenever they want to. Nobody asks them any questions. Thats amazing to me. I just tell people im a smoker now. I was at this party, this guy kept talking to me all night. I was like, hey, man, im going to go outside and smoke. He was like, ah ill join you. I was like, well, im going to go smoke crack. laughter in case youre still interested, im going to call the cops on myself. I would rather serve time than talk to you. laughter social anxiety has affected a lot of my relationships. My last girlfriend, she brought me home to meet her parents, and that was scary, yeah. We were having dinner at their house, and her mom told me to sit wherever i felt comfortable, so i ate in the car. laughter i went through a breakup not that long ago, and that was really tough. You know, it was a first for me. And i was scared. My friend was like, just rip it off luke a bandaid. I was like, well, dont some bandaids just fall off on their own . Wouldnt it be easier if you got out of a swimming pool, and youre like, hey im single this is great. Then you see your relationship stuck to your friend, and youre like, hell fig tur out. That looks gross. Yeah, she was great though. She was very polite, super polite, always said thank you when i told her i loved her. laughter i was like, dont mention it. To anybody, please. And she didnt help with the anxiety whatsoever, not at all, because she would talk in her sleep every night. It was terrifying. One time she rolled over in bed, and went, watch out laughter well, i can definitely do that because i am not falling back to sleep tonight. Got to be ready for whatever the hell youre talking about. You know what . You take the first watch. Im going to go outside and smoke all right thats correct for me. Thank you very much. Im Steven Rogers. Thank you so much. Stephen you can see him june 21 and 22 at comedy works in saratoga springs, new york. Steven rogers, everybody termites, feasting on homes 24 7. Were on the move. Roger. Hey rick, all good . Oh yeah, were good. Were good. Termites never stop trying to get in, we never stop working to keep them out. Terminix. Defenders of home. Stephen thats it for the late show. Join us next week for samuel l. , jackson, tessa thompson, and beto orourke. Good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. 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