cheers and applause impeach him. cheers and applause thank you. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, kag me with a spoon. Plus, stephen welcomes ice cube and tig notaro featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen thank you very much. Youre very kind. Please, sit down. Thank you very much. Welcome. Doda. Doda. Welcome, one and all, to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Its a good feeling. Its a good feeling. Last night, President Trump was in orlando, florida, to officially relaunch the campaign he has never stopped. laughter and for those of you for those of you who are hoping that now that hes president , his tone would cnge, last night was a swift kick in the old hopeychangey. Right in the old change purse. Jim, lets go to the highlights. Our radical democrat opponents are driven by hatred, prejudice, and rage. Democrats want to splinter us into factions and tribes. They want us divided. Stephen yes, democrats want to divide americans into tribes that cant stand each other, says the man speaking to an angry mob all wearing the same hat. as trump we will not become an angry tribe. Now, everybody chant maga, maga, kag, kag, maga, maga, kag, kag, fake news trump trump was cheers and applause not going to rusk you. We have no timetable for our love. Trump was clear about why he was so angry at the democrats. We went through the greatest witch hunt in political history. They went after my family, my business, my finances, my employees, almost everyone that ive ever known or worked with. But they are really going after you. Thats what its all about. Its not about us. Its about you. Stephen as trump theyre really investigating you. And and, frankly, folks, im worried about you, because theres some bad stuff you did that they havent even found out about yet. And its not its you. Its not me its you. And if anybody asks, you did it, not me. Got that . cheers and applause and its not just you, theyre also coming after you, junior, okay. Then trump contrasted the dark present with an even darker future. Imagine if we had a democrat president and a Democrat Congress in 2020. boos they would shut down your free speech, use the power of the law to punish their opponents, which they are trying to do now anyway. Stephen okay, i dont necessarily agree that thats what the democrats would do if they got into power. But at least he clearly understands that using the power of your office to prosecute your political enemies is wrong. Crooked hillary clinton. Lock her up lock her up we now have a great attorney general. Lets see what happens. cheers and applause stephen you know, for all his bad environmental policies, trump is very committed to recycling his garbage. laughter cheers and applause then then then trump brought up his own emails. Can y . Think of this if i got a subpoena for emails, if i deleted one email, like a love note to melania. Stephen oh, a lot of his emails are love notes to melania. In fact, we have one right here from a few years ago as trump dear melanie, roses are red, violets are blue. Congrats on our baby. Im cheating on you. cheers and applause trump did make one new campaign promise, and its a biggie. We will come up with the cures to many, many problems,in. Stephen wait a second, curing cancer is already bidens thing. You cant just steal democratic platforms. as trump if reelected, i will cure cancer. And i know im just a smalltown mayor from indiana, but the top 1 control 90 of the wealth. I shoveled snow in newark. I am elisabeth warren. Good night, everybody i am i am applause then trump invited the crowd to another big event in a couple weeks. By the way, on july fourth, in washington, d. C. , come on down. Were going to have a big day. Bring your flags. Bring those flags. Stephen no dont bring your flags we know what he does to flags. as trump yeah, bring old glory with you. Bring old glory. And while youre at it, maybe a couple of younger glories, too, okay. Maybe your flag has a younger sister. Then trump got down to business and tested out some slogan ideas. We have to come up with a theme for the new campaign, right. Is it going to be make America Great again, which is probably and possibly the greatest theme in the history of politics, i think. Stephen the greatest . I dont know about that. What about reagans its morning again in america; or obamas yes, we can; or William Howard tafts america its whats for dinner laughter then hes known for his appetite. Then cheers and applause oh, hi, jon. Nice to see you. Jon hello n. Stephen then trump float a new option to his audience. Now im saying, what do we use as our theme, as our statement . So, im going to ask you to vote on it. Ready . Make America Great again. some cheers not bad, not bad if i would have said that, three years ago, wouldnt be a contest, right . You ready . Keep America Great. cheers stephen getting an audience to vote for you is so cheap. The second thing always gets more applause. Watch this. Hey, everyone clap if you like vanilla. applause okay, not bad. Not bad. Now, clap if you like Ulcerative Colitis crowd goes wild okay. Sorry, ben jerrys, i have a new flavor for you. Then trump brought it home. And together, we will make america wealthy again. We will make america strong again. We will make america safe again. And we will make America Great again. Stephen no, they just chose keep America Great. Just seconds before they chose keep America Great. For once applause for once for petes sake, for once in your life, care about the popular vote laughter now, now cheers and applause in the runup to this thing, trump and his folks kept saying that this thing was oversold. Something like 100,000 tickets or 120,000 Something Like that for only 25,000 seats in the arena. Thats why they said they had to have that 45 fest out in the parking lot for the overflow crowd of 75,000 people who couldnt get in. That is impressive. That is also a lie. And i know thats a lie, because we sent a camera crew down there, with Jim Anchorton and Jill Newslady from real news tonight, and this is footage they brought back from outside during the speech of that supposed overflow crowd. And, its no one. Just garbage and abandoned lawn furniture. And that was right before the rally started. You can see the rally on the screen in the background right there. There it is, for the crowd that is supposed to be watching the screen that is not there. But maybe they went home without any of their chairs because they couldnt get into that soldout arena. Again, no. Because our team got their press credentials denied at the last minute and this is true so they just went online and got tickets and walked in. cheers and applause they just walked in to take any one of the many, many empty seats in the arena. Wow, i knew trumps voters were old. I didnt know they were ghosts. Dont get me wrong. He had maybe 20,000 people there. Thats a nice crowd but it wasnt sold out. Still, its the perfect relaunch of trumps campaign, because it fulfills his Core Campaign promise as trump i will lie to you about anything. Join us tomorrow for more from Jill Newslady and Jim Anchortons dramatic report from the mouth of madness, because the rally got ugly. Actually, it started ugly. Even the prayer was ugly. It was delivered by Trump Spiritual adviser and anaconda about to swallow a microphone, paula white. Right now, let every demonic network that has aligned itself against the purpose, against the calling of President Trump, let it be broken, let it be torn down, in the name of jesus. Stephen to which jesus responded, okay, but every network . I really like Anderson Cooper laughter applause i got to imagine he loves him. Jon ill bet he loves us all he loves us all stephen i got to say, calling on god to destroy the media is pretty bold. And that is why stephen, stop Stephen Donald trumps spiritual advisor, paula white . What are you doing here . I have come to cleanse this demonic network in the name of the father, the junior, and the ivanka stephen okay, but, listen, maam, just because people dont agree with the president doesnt mean they are possessed by demons. Is exactly what a demon would say. This network is riddled with sin. Seal team is buried on wednesdays it deserves thursdays at 9 00. You cancelled 2 broke girls after only six seasons. And why is star trek picard relegated to cbs all access . God wants Patrick Stewart on prime time Stephen Paula white, everybody i love being on tv stephen weve got a great show for you tonight. Ice cube is here. But when we return, hope hicks on capitol hill. Stick around. Wherever you are. Whatever youre craving. And whenever youre craving it. Doordash has the restaurants you want. Delivered to your door. Wherever your door happens to be. Download doordash. The most restaurants across america. First order, 0 delivery fee. But dad, youve got allstate. With accident forgiveness they guarantee your rates wont go up just because of an accident. Smart kid. Indeed. Are you in good hands . Im not picking it up. You pick it up im not picking it up. Ill pick it up theyre clean cuz my hineys clean. Oh yeah im charmin clean. Charmin ultra strong just cleans better. Enjoy the go with charmin. Steady the elbow. Shoot me one . Ahh boom shaka laka. Feisty. Ahh the greater than ever corolla. 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Jon oh, wow stephen as i said, they they just walked in like they owned the place. Jon yup. Stephen which they do, because theyre american citizens. And they had some lovely conversations. For months, trump has been working to block House Democrats from getting testimony from any of his aids, but today, they hafompadand hoksr deomice, now this is very personal for trump. He worked closely with hicks, and affectionately called her hopey. as trump i hopey she doesnt tell the truthy. laughter to make sure she doesnt, white house lawyers have argued that when it comes to answering questions about her time in the white house, hicks has absolute immunity from testifying. So if youre keeping track at home, trump aides are more immune to justice than america is to measles. So far, the immunitys working, because she managed to avoid being infected with accountability. Hope declined to answer questions about her work on the trump president ial transition or in the white house, refusing to even identify the location of her west wing office. That must have been a weird moment. as congressperson ms. Hicks, here is a map of the west wing. Can you at least point to where you worked . Was it closer to stephen millers terrarium or Kellyanne Conways haunted c laughter anything . Blink blink blink, damn you trumps got to be relieved that hicks had his back today, because reports are, even though they worked closely together, theyve drifted apart since she left the white house, and that recently, there were several times when she didnt return trumps call, leading the president to ask his inner circle, what happened to hope . laughter sir, weve been asking that question for three years. Well be right back with ice cube. cheers and applause at panera, our salads with peakseason berries. Creamy avocado. And a dressing fit for a goddess. 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And do what you wanna do. So. What do you wanna do . The 2019 jeep compass. Roam free. The show ladies and gentlemen, my first guest is a hiphop icon, an actor, and the cofounder of the big3 basketball league. Please welcome back to the late show ice cube applause thank you very cool thank you man, thats love stephen yeah. Thats love. I want to do that again. Stephen yeah, yeah. Well, people love ice cube. How have you been . Ive been great, man, great. Stephen i just wanted to say hi to you backstage. I just love the energy that you bring to everything you do. Nothing seems halfway with you. No, you know, you got to go all out, full speed, you know, make sure you give it your best shot. Yeah. Stephen last time you were here you granted me a nickname. Yeah. Stephen you granted me a the name pimp daddy colbert. Pimp daddy colbert. Yeah. You are a pimp daddy. Stephen im not sure how to live up to that in some ways. Like, how i do embody that . How do i bring the spirit of that to my swagger . laughter . See, there you go. Just be yourself. Stephen okay. Always keep it gangster. Stephen okay. And youll be all right. Stephen now, how does one keep it gangsta, my friend . How does one do that . Its very easy. Stephen can you keep it gangsta in your own individual way . Of course,. Stephen or is there an overall way to keep it gangsta . Its definitely an individual thing. And its all about being yourself, no matter what the circumstance, no matter what the noyce noyes, no matter what anybody else is saying, always be yourself. And thats keeping it gangsta. cheers and applause stephen speak of speaking of always being yourself, obviously, Everybody Knows you as ice cube. Your birth name is Oshea Jackson. Yes. But theres another Oshea Jackson on the scene. Yeah. Stephen and that is your son who is hes hes always being himself, which is a lot like you. This is you and he together. Yeah. Stephen and he is he has become a star in his own right. applause hes a really talented performer. Yeah, hes doing great for himself. Stephen he played you in straight out of compont long shot godzilla king of the monsters. What do you make of his career so star of far . I think hes doing a great job. Hes carving his own path. Hes not just following in my footsteps. I didnt do a godzilla movie. You know what im saying . Hes doing bigger movies than me. Stephen what do you make of his scowl . He has an excellent scowl there. He got it honestly. Hes a chip off the old cube. cheers and applause stephen your career knot a big great from the late director john singleton. And heres a picture of the two of you. I believe this is in 1991. The Cannes Film Festival. Stephen this is the Cannes Film Festival . S it. For h ap tephen soorhecent loss of yr f. Yeah. Stephen tell me about getting that part. What was that like . How did that come about . It was a trip because i met john backstage at the arsenio hall show. And i was back there because i had a bone to pick with arsenio. Stephen what did he do this time . Well, he didnt have nwa on his show, but he had the two live crew. And i was like, wait a minute. You know, their songs are just as dirty as ours and why are we not on . I never got a chance to talk to arsenio because i saw a kid come up to me who was pretty much my age. He said, youre ice cube, huh . Im going to put you a movie. I was like, another, man, watch out you know what i mean . He said im a junior at u. S. C. , and youre going to be perfect. I said okay. I didnt believe him because yi think i was qualified at all. Stephen hes a junior at u. S. C. Hes a junior at u. S. C. How i was he going to put me in a movie. I was pay public enemy concert the next year and he comes walking up . Remember me . Im john. Im a singer now at u. S. C. And im going to put you in this movie still. And im like, okay. Hes telling me about the movie but im distracted. Everybody leaves and his ride leaves him, and he looks at me like, cube, you can give me a ride to my dorm . laughter what the hell did i get myself into so im like, all right. Stephen did you give him a ride . I gave him a ride. Because hes a cool dude. I didnt want to leave him out there. Its kind of dangerous after the club. I gave him a ride, didnt see him, you know, didnt hear from him. My manager a year later comes to me and says, hey, somebody wants to puts you in a movie. Im like what . Why . Im totally unqualified. So, so i go in, and its john its him sitting there like, i graduated. Im like, yay, congratulations. Hes like, i got the perfect more for you. He put me in boyz in the hood. Hes a great dude. Im just grateful i went to the arsenio hall that day. Stephen thank you, arsenio. Thank you, arsenio. Stephen a lot of people, especially with his recent passing, a lot of people talking about him and that movie in particular. To you what makes him and that film important . Well, john is important because, you know, being a black man, he wanted to make sure that on film that he was able to to produce the black experience, you know, uncut, so people can really see how we are, how we feel, not on the tip that most movies were kind of exploring, you know, black reality. So i think he was just a champion to try to show the world, you know, what we are all about. And so i think, you know, hes a great man for that. And with the movie boyz in the hood, what i loved about the movie, it taught you guys like doughboy are real guys, real people with real issues that, you know, life may have given them a bad hand, and theyre trying to do things to survive and get over it and understand the world and not just guys you see on the 11 00 news getting put in the back of the car, you know. These are guys who have issues. And boyz in the hood was able to show guys like doughboy are real people and not what people call criminal s. Stephen threedimensional people. People. Stephen we have to take a break. Please dont go away. Well be right back with more ice cube, everybody. cheers and applause here i go again on my own goin down the only road ive ever known like a drifter i was born to walk alone youre a drifter . I thought you were kevins dad. Little bit of both. If you ride, you get it. Geico motorcycle. 15 minutes could save you 15 or more. What would i say to somebody living with hiv . Keep being you. Keep loving. Keep aspiring. Keep striving. And ask your doctor about biktarvy. Biktarvy is a complete onepill, onceaday treatment used for hiv in certain adults. Biktarhtwith three diffent medicines to hyou gethiv in cndetece. Dults. Atof virus i lmeas in l tests. Keep creating. And keep pouring your soul into everything you do. 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And now its now there are grandmas lining up, you know,. Yup. Stephen middleaged guys in suits. You know, its like gangsta rap. Its mainstream now,un what i mean . , you know, its like its cool to be on the right side of history. Thats all i got to say. Its cool to be on the right side of history. Grandma, roll it up, baby grandma, come on applause stephen of course the stuff the stuff that people are smoke now is much more powerful than when grandma was young. Yeah. Stephen what is the most if you dont mind me asking what is the most memorable experience you had smoking the devils. Oh stephen the devils parsley. I was hanging out with cyprus hill one time. Stephen that sounds dangerous. Yeah, its very dangerous. You know, theyre smoke ago before they can finish a blunt, theyre passing the blunt, and its just theres smoke everywhere. Its like a teepee in the studio. And im so high, and im like, oh, man. , you know, im not going to be able to wrap rapp. You know what i mean . Im losing it. And he said just say to yourself, dont trip. Im just high. Dont trip, im just high. I repeated this about 3,000 times in my head, and i actually started to come down. So, you know, that was, like stephen that works . It works. Dont trip, youre just high. laughter applause . Stephen all right. Now youve got big3. Big3. Stephen you were on here last time for the big3. Tell me whats going on with the big3. You cofounded it. Now its in its third year. Right here on cbs. Stephen tell people what it is. Big3 is professional 3 on 3 basketball played by former n. B. A. Players. Theyre not playing fullcourt but halfcourt these guys are at the top of their game. Theyre coached by hall of famers like dr. J. , and ice man, and rick berry, and gary payton. We have trash talking, hand checking. Oldschool basketball. Stephen do you get points for trash talking . You know, you might lose a few points but it depends on how you know, how much you get the other guy hyped up. Its just great because were on cbs saturdays and sundays, 8 00, prime time. This saturday, 8 00. Check us out. Stephen weve got weve got some team names here. Ghost ballers. Ball hogs. Threeheaded monsters. Who do you have your money on this year . Who do you like . Oh, man, you know, weve got a team i cant really put my money on anybody. Theyre all my babies, you see what im saying . But team power led by nancy lieberman, whos the first female head coach to lead a team to a championship. cheers and applause you know. So its pretty cool. She got a team called power. They won the championship last year. They get a chance to keep their same team together. Theyre going to be hard to beat. Stephen well, before we go, weve got to go in just one second, i want to ask you something about you put out a single in november of 2018, just a little while ago called arrest the president. Yeah. Stephen okay. laughter cheers and applause now, youre calling on the police to arrest the president , but in 1988, you said, f the police. Now youre calling on them to help. Its a mixed message, sir. Well, i come full circle. I said, f the police because they didnt arrest the president back then. Senow im saying arrest the president or im going to have to go back to saying f the police. Stephen all right, thats reasonable. Reasonable. Stephen reasonable. Nice to se here. Tickets for the big3 are available now at big3. Com. Ice cube, everybody well be right back with tig notaro. Woman 1 this is my body of proof. Man 1 proof of less joint pain and clearer skin. Man 2 proof that i can fight psoriatic arthritis. Woman 2 . With humira. Woman 3 humira targets and blocks a specific source of inflammation that contributes to both joint and skin symptoms. Its proven to help relieve pain, stop further irreversible joint damage and clear skin in many adults. 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First order, 0 delivery fee. band playing cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody, welcome back to the show. Folks, my next guest is a comedian you know from her standup specials, one mississippi, and star trek discovery. Please welcome tig notaro cheers and applause stephen hello. Hello. Hi. Stephen i havent seen you in a few months. Yup, its been about three or four. Stephen Something Like, that ballpark, ballpark. Whats up . Whats been going on . You know, just stephen i dont. Actually. laughter thats why i asked. laughter . I. Ive just been working. Wife and i started a production company, and weve been writing things together. Stephen whats the name of the company. Thanks for asking. Its something fierce productions. Stephen i like that. Thank you. applause its a hit. Stephen its a hit. We actually had a meeting with and i dont i dont like to name drop or anything, but with reese witherspoon. And yeah. Stephen talented young woman. She is very good. Its just this is part of my life, and so anyway, so stephanie and i stephen just hanging with reese is part of your life. Exactly. I cant claim shes one of my mt it. Stephen yup. So stephanie, my wife, and i went to meet with reese and her producing partner, and reese was talking about, in the meeting, how shes one of the shortest people on the cast of big little lies. Stephen right, right. She said shes 51. And just what i should have mentioned earlier, sirealized in this meeting that i i have a hearing problem. And this is stephen me in the middle of the meeting it occurred to you. Well, after the meet whig got some more information. Ill tell you what happened. So reese said, you know, im 51. She said, laura dern is 510. Nicole kidman is 511. And she leans 58. And then i interjected, oh, my gosh. Thats so interesting because years ago, i dated a woman that was six feet tall, and i think she was kind of insecure about her height, so she hunched. laughter now, your response is very similar to reeses response. laughter and her producing partner and my wife. And i was just sitting there going, yeah, so. And i thought i was it seems like i said something that contributed to the conversation. laughter so they were like, oh, yeah, she was talking about height, sure. But it was conversation adjace adjacent. Stephen sure. And then we wrapped up the meeting, and it was like, okay, byebye. And we walked out, and then stephanie said, uhmwhat. In the hell were you talking about in there . laughter and thats when i realized that i didnt know that there is an actress named shailene. And so what i heard was that Nicole Kidman was 511, and she leans 58. laughter so. Thats when i jumped in with, oh, my gosh thats so crazy. I dated a woman that hunched. Bye. Stephen you have a new Television Show called under the rock with tig notoro. I wouldnt use the word television. Stephen you have a new show. Yeah. Stephen a new show. Yup. Stephen that is on video. Its online. Stephen its online. Yeah. Stephen its an online show. You can get it at funny or die. You can see it on amazon, too, i think. Stephen okay. Yeah. laughter . Stephen i dont want to fight. I dont want to fight. Explain what it is. What is under the rock with tig notoro . Under a rock is it was a show created because i have a hard time recognizing famous people. And so stephen because youre not plugged into Popular Culture . I dont follow pop culture. I follow music and i follow documentaries, but i really kind of miss everything else. And why i maybe didnt know about shailene. Stephen sure. But anyway, i have people on my talk show, and its me interviewing them, trying to figure out who they are. Stephen we have a laughter why would any celebrity come on your show, by the way . I dont know. Stephen you dont know. I dont know. Stephen we have a clip here and its you with do you know who it is. James van der beek. Stephen of dawsons creek. And you, when he came in for the interview, you had no idea who he was, right . No clue. Heres the first clue. A stream. Or a. River. Less rapid than a river. A creek. All right. laughter this is amazing i want to hold on to this. Okay, you hold on to it. Because this is fun tow me. Okay. Stephen that is fantastic. I love that. Thank you. cheers and applause stephen now were going to do this. Were going to do this, okay . Okay. Stephen were going to do this. Im going to show you some photographs of some pop culture figures. Okay. Stephen and nobody tell her what they are, okay, because if she doesnt get them, im not telling her, okay. You would rather maintain your ignorance, wouldnt you . Absolutely. And maybe theyd be a guest on my show. Stephen maybe. Ill show you their photograph and you tell me if you know who they are. You have to lean forward a little bit because the camera has to see this, too. Who is this . The rock. Stephen thats pretty good. Whos this . bell rings . Dont know. Dont know. Stephen you dont know who this is . Maybe going to be the next bond . I dont know. laughter i dont know who that is. Stephen you dont know who this is . Supermodel . Project runway host . Oh. Uhm. Stephen nope. No. Stephen nope . These are all very good performers, by the way. laughter any of these people . I know him. Stephen which one, him . Chris. Stephen yes. Ive met him. bell rings and hes from the office. Stephen who . Hes from the office. Stephen whats his name . Chris pratt. Stephen right bell rings applause and whos this . Whats his name . Heres a hint. Chris. Stephen his names chris. His names chris. What do you imagine the other two names are. Chris evans . Stephen yes okay. Stephen lastly, whos this . Uh. Stephen he loves quaker oats. laughter he was in i dont know his name. But i stephen you name. No. Stephen hes got the diabetes. laughter no no, tig, you dont know his name there, tig. I prefer to call it see your show. applause tig, nice to see you again. Nice to see you. Stephen under a rock with tig notaro, is on funny or die. Its not a tv termites, feasting on homes 24 7. Were on the move. Roger. Hey rick, all good . Oh yeah, were good. Were good. Termites never stop trying to get in, we never stop working to keep them out. Terminix. Defenders of home. Stephen thats it for the late show. Tune in tomorrow when my guests will be russell crowe, chicago mayor lori lightfoot, and musical guest the raconteurs. Now stick around for james corden over in london. Good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry where it is you come from itll be all right its the late, late show