Tonight a bad idea. Plus stephen welcomes secretary Condoleezza Rice, bill skarsgard, and musical guest banks, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen whoo perfect cheers and applause toasty. Right here its toasty. Thanks, everybody, please please, have a seat. Thank you very much, too kind welcome. Welcome in here, out there, all around the world, all of our viewers at sea, welcome to the late show, im your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause piano riff the big story tonight, tweet unbeknownst to almost everyone, the Major Taliban leaders and, separately, the president of afghanistan, were going to secretly meet with me at camp david on sunday. Yes, trump invited the taliban to camp david the weekend before 9 11. Thats like theres nothing thats like that. laughter that is what that is only that. Nothing else is like that. Does trump not know what 9 11 is . I was down there, and i watched our police and our firemen down on 711, down at the World Trade Center right after it came down. Stephen 711. Way to use the old slurpee, sir. laughter but trump didnt go through with the secret meeting, explaining that they, the taliban, were responsible for a recent bombing in kabul, tweeting, i immediately cancelled the meeting and called off peace negotiations. What kind of people would kill so many in order to seemingly strengthen their bargaining position . Uh, the taliban . laughter just guessing. Both Vice President mike pence and National Security adviser john bolton thought it was a mistake, but according to people familiar with the talks, trump was taken with the idea of sealing a landmark Peace Agreement in one of the most president ial settings, and wanted to be the dealmaker who would put the final parts together himself, or at least be perceived to be. He wanted the praise for a diplomatic achievement that he didnt achieve. Thats right, hes a shooin for the nobel participation prize. laughter if you had fun, you won everybody gets a hug cheers and applause tonight trump has a rally in North Carolina tonight, and on his way fire up the old frothing machine, he defended his negotiations with the taliban. Ill tell you all about it in tonights episode of chopper talk applause stephen while the rotors churned, reporters asked the president about his cancelled meeting with the taliban. Your administration did your advisors talk you out of that meeting with the taliban . No. Actually, in terms of advisors, i took my own advice. I like the idea of meeting. I met with a lot of bad people and a lot of good people during the course of the last almost three years. Stephen as trump and i cannot tell them apart. laughter good, bad, makes no difference to me. Jon good people on both sides. Stephen who is what, cant tell. applause we gotta come up with some sort of colorcoding system. You know, besides the one that ive used my whole life. piano riff the old slurpee machine. laughter but even if his taliban plan didnt pan out, he still says he wants to bring at least some of our troops home. What is the specific number of troops that remain in afghanistan . What do you want to say now . I would never tell you, i will tell some people but i would never tell you. But we have we have a very specific number. We have a very specific number. Stephen as trump i have a very specific number. In fact, i have it right here. Its the number one. laughter okay . Never tell you. piano riff never tell you. Yesterday, former South Carolina governor mark sanford announced he was going to challenge trump in the republican primary and trump brought up the time sanford covered for his affair by claiming he was hiking on. Some trail. And the third one, mr. Tallahassee trail or appalachian trail, he is the appalachian trail, right . The tallahassee trail is nice too, but i think he was the appalachian trail, but he wasnt on the appalachian trail, he was in argentina. laughter aaahhh laughter stephen heres a shocker there is no tallahassee trail. Doesnt mean you cant google it. When you do, you get this never liked him too much. I wasnt a big fan. The tallahassee trail must be a beautiful place. Vacatiing on the tallahassee trail, but he was actually in argentina. I dont know jim, do they have a tallahassee trail in argentina . I dont think. No. No, right . Stephen no, no, they dont have one. They dont have one in argentina or anywhere. as trump the tallahassee trail totally exists. Its right up there in the Florida Panhandle right next to alabama, which, of course, is still recovering from hurricane dorian. cheers and applause still recovering. Jon that dont make no sense, bro piano riff stephen trumps got an lot of criticism because mike pence and members of the u. S. Military have been staying at Trump Properties in europe. People say that, as commander in chief, trump is selfdealing to his own businesses. But trump responded, but im rich. I own a lot of different places. Soon, you will find that out because i will be at some point prior to the election, im going giving o a Financial Report of me. And it will be extremely complete. Im going to give out im going to give out my financial condition. And you will be extremely shocked at the numbers are many, many times what you think. Stephen as trump and they will be only the best numbers. Were talking five, couple of eights. Will there be a three in there . Got to tune in to find out. One number thats certainly going to be in there is threven, the secret number only rich people get to use. laughter then, trump got everyone pumped up for tonights rally. Were going to be doing a big rally tonight. Totally sold out as always. Every single one, totally sold out. There will be a lot of people outside trying to get in. Stephen as trump theyll all be out there, with their ears against the door, trying to make out tonights hideous, bloodthirsty chant. Spoiler its steal her car, steal her car, and, i want you to know, i do not approve. laughter but while trump might be close to making peace with the taliban, hes taking on americas true enemies john legend and chrissy tiegen. laughter john legend has long been an advocate for criminal Justice Reform, and on sunday he appeared on an msnbc town hall with lester holt to talk about it, broadcast from a prison yard. Apparently, the president tuned in i assume he was hoping to catch a glimpse of some of his former campaign staff. laughter cheers and applause and trump was not happy with what he saw, because he went on an epic tweet rant about the special. Buckle up. laughter when all of the people pushing so hard for criminal Justice Reform were unable to come even close to getting it done, they came to me as a group and asked for my help. But now that it is passed, people that had virtually nothing to do with it are taking the praise. Guys like boring dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot musician john legend, and his filthy mouthed wife, are talking now about how great it is, but i didnt see them around when we needed help getting it passed. Thats enough, sir ive watched you denigrate countless american institutions but i draw the line at john legend and Chrissy Teigen he is an egot egot emmy grammy oscar tony and she is the only reason anybody tunes into lip sync battle. cheers and applause said anchor lesterholtnbc doesnt even bring up the subject of President Trump or the republicans when talking about dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot the importance or passage of criminal Justice Reform. This could be the first time in history a mentallyill person is upset because the tv isnt talking to them. laughter applause trump thinks all of television should be about him at all times. as trump just watched an episode of property brothers. They redid a bathroom, but not a mention of me, even though i use bathrooms all the time im in one right now. Boring drew scott and his filthymouthed twin are total losers john legend shot back on twitter imagine being president of a whole country and spending your sunday night hatewatching msnbc hoping somebody, anybody, will praise you. Melania, please praise this man. He needs you. cheers and applause nicely done. Nicely done, john legend. Im not sure youll find much compassion from a woman who, i remind you, owns a coat that says, i really dont care, do you . You know who else wasnt mentioned on the msnbc special . Legends wife, Chrissy Teigen. But trump went after her anyway, so she returned fire, tweeting, l. O. L. 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Good luck, everybody. cheers and applause band playing stephen give it up for the band, everybody cheers and applause jon, my friend how are you . Jon im good. How you doing . Stephen tonight, weve got a couple of really interesting guests tonight. Jon yeah, we have. Stephen please have a seat, everybody. We have a couple of interesting guests tonight. Banks is here tonight. cheers and applause our first guest is condoleezza on er sec or secretary oft it and haou jon oh, yeah, it. Stephen it is here tonight. Jon oh, my goodness stephen bill skarsgard, who plays it is here. cheers and applause jon got to be careful. Stephen i know hes not actually the killer clown but im still scared. Im easily unnerved. Jon thats right, i know what you mean. Stephen just a reminder, the next democratic primary debate is thursday, and we will be live from the ed sullivan theater broadcasting after the debate. Sadly, i cant say the same for bill de blasios campaign. laughter piano riff but this is very exciting. We got all the heavy hitters elizabeth warren, bernie sanders, and of course the current frontrunner, joe biden. And you know what that means we can expect plenty of gaffes, like this one from over the weekend. Limited to four years, i believe history will look back on this presidency as an aberrant moment in time. But if donald hump if donald trump is reelected freudian slip. Stephen sir , do you know what a freudian slip is . Its a mistake where you accidentally reveal whats in your subconscious. Are you sure thats what you want to say . as biden i do not like donald hump. I will defeat him in the general erection. laughter speaking of which, theres news from trumps 2020 campaign, thanks to Trump Campaign manager and man whose head looks the same upside down, brad parscale. laughter this weekend, parscale spoke at a convention of California Republicans their official motto where are you . laughter and parscale predicted that the age of trump wouldnt be coming to an end any time soon, saying, the trumps will be a dynasty that will last for decades, propelling the Republican Party into a new party. Their dynasty will last a booing stephen silence you minions their dynasty will last a thousand years, an unbroken line of trumps mating with trumps until their children have gums so large they blot out the sun laughter he gushed on about the next generation of trumplets ithink theyre all amazing people with amazing capabilities. I think you see that from don jr. I think you see that from ivanka. You see it from jared. You see it from all. Everybody but eric. laughter what you see with eric is him shoving gray playdoh into his ears because he quote, wanted to put more brains in there. laughter and we learned more about the glorious trump lineage from a new article tracing trumps Family History, all the way back to his grandfather, who made his fortune during the Alaska Gold Rush by setting up a trailside tent hawking horse meat. And, lo, trump steaks were born. laughter the article shows just how tough trump was on his kids. Apparently, on ski trips, when they raced down the mountain, to get ahead of them, trump would jab at his children with a pole, and his favorite fatherly maxim was dont trust anyone, and he liked to test his children by asking whether they trusted him. If they said yes, they were reprimanded. And if they said no, they were also reprimanded. as trump you shouldnt have trusted me when i told you not to trust anyone. 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I have so many questions to ask you from the last 18 years but ill boil it down to the last three days. All right. Stephen trump invited the taliban to camp david three days before 9 11. Right. Stephen where did you find your jaw once you realized it had dropped . laughter let me make a point first about the decision to cancel the meeting, that was a good decision. Stephen sure. Often his best decisions are not to do the things he decided to do. laughter well, whatever the reason, it was a good decision because i think the taliban has become convinced that we want to deal far more than they do. You know, the last years, not just the trump administration, but the obama administration, we talked about the importance of leaving, bring the troops home, we all want the war to end, but i think the taliban became convinced they could get just about any deal so it was good the meeting canceled. Yes, i probably would not have chosen to do the meeting at camp david three days before 9 11. Stephen okay. Lets say i might have found another venue. Stephen what do you make of the idea of being in these peace negotiations with the taliban . Are they partners you can negotiate with . Mean, obviously, re t bad guy here. They are. Stephen in peace negotiations, youre dealing with an enemy. Can you say taliban is not interested in a stable afghanistan . I think thats true. But the fact is youre rarely negotiating with your friends, youre usually negotiating with your adversaries. I worked with the negotiator several times. Hes a very sound and Competent Person and if he gets the back together not take a bad deal, this negotiation is the right thing to do. Stephen if he gets the back together not do a bad deal. Whats that mean is this. If he gets the backing from the president and the white house. Secretary pompey o secretary of state, has said we have to go back to principle first. Were not going to negotiate an end to the afghan war that is going to leave the taliban with the ability to just bring terroriststhat t before 9 11. Were not going to abandon the afghan government, which, over 18 years, has built into something of a democratic government, even though weak. And i hope were not going to abandon the women of afghanistan. cheers and applause im going to tell you something. I visited afghanistan, i think, eight or nine times as secretary of state, and the most remarkable thing was to see women in the police force, women in the armed forces, girls going to school. Do you realize that, when the taliban was in control, girls couldnt go to school . So we cannot abandon these stephen how do you trust these people to actually come to the bargaining table . I wouldnt trust them. Ronald reagan had a phrase trust but verify. Stephen sure. You can negotiate an agreement but we need to leave forces there long enough to make sure hat the afghan army is able to defend itself. We have been keeping the peace in korea for now 50plus years, 60 years, andlo keep the peace, and, so, i understand i understand the american peoples, that were tired of keeping the peace in various places. I understand these wars have gone on a very long time, but were just about to have the 18th anniversary of septembe september 11th, lets not forget what happened in afghanistan at the time, the fifth poorest country in the world, lets not forget that thats where al quaida plotted and planned to take down the twin towers, to blow a hole in the pentagon, to cause the deaths of those people on flight 93, lets not forget that and get too anxious about getting this war settled. We will get it settled. We can make a deal, but lets make a good deal, not a bad one. Stephen thats a perfectly reasonable position to make. applause how did you imagine at the time . Was there some discussion among the Bush Administration team in 2001 and 2002 during the initial invasion of afghanistan, how did you imagine it was going to end . Eighteen years later it still looks like not entirely sure what the withdrawal looks like . We knew it would be hard. This is the fifth poorest country in the world. I remember going to camp david after 9 11. That saturday morning, we were planning the invasion of afghanistan because we knew we were going to have to do that. Stephen did anyone at that point say we should have the taliban over here some day . laughter no, but we rolled out the map. Im an old soviet specialist. Afghanistan, i said isnt that where the great powers go to die, the british, the soviets . We were worried about how long it would take. But we had to do three things. We had to defeat al quaida. Weve gone a way to if not defeating, disabling al quaida to do the kind of attack they did on 9 11. I dont think that organization could do what they did on 9 11. Weve gone a long way to help create a decent place for the Afghan People to live, and they have become our allies and friends. But the work isnt done yet, and thats a hard truth, thats a hard reality, but sometimes these things take time. As you know, im on book tour about a book about german unification. Thank you. I was hoping you would do that. Stephen nice segue. Its called to build a better world. Right. And this is the story. This book was first issued as a book in 1994 called germany unified and europe france formed, and my coauthor and i had been young staffers on the george h. W. Bush administration when germany was unified. Believe it or not germany has now been unified this coming here 30 years. But germany was divided from 1945 until 1990. It took that 45 years to bring a stable and enduring peace in your opinion. So sometimes these things take time, and i hope we have the kind of patience and the kind of foresight that the people who ended the cold war on terms favorable to us, i hope we can do the same this time around. Stephen what do you think of the terms that are developing right now . Because this is to build a better world again, talk about the end of the cold war, now were back into another find of cold war, a similar conflict with russia and putin. You have the brexit. Basically the postwar alliance is breaking up or being weakened with the help of the russias. Theres no doubt about that. Stephen how much la poop are we in in europe right now . Its not a good story in europe now. In this book, we talk a little bit about what has happened to a number of the vectors, as we call them, a number of the elements well were academics, please forgive stephen sure, sure. A number of the elements we were concerned about. If you take germany itself, in many ways, germany unified successfully, but the alternative for germany which is the right wing pop list german party, it is strongest in the east, which suggests somehow the east still feels humiliated by what happened. If you take the russians, of course, where i think administrations from george h. W. Bush to president clinton to president bush ii to president obama, tried to bring russia into the international system. Nobody tried to humiliate russia. But Vladimir Putin tells the story it was always our goal to humiliate and encircle russia. I know him well. I spent a lot of time with putin. He liked me at one time because im a russianist. He said, condi, russia has only been great when ruled by great men like party the great and alexander the second, and you want to say, you mean putin the great . But he thinks he is. If you have to eat ukrainian territory or prop up Bashar Alassad in syria, too bad, if you have to engage in venezuela, what are the russians doing in venezuela of all places . So hes decided he needs an enemy and it is us. Stephen do you agree with the president aped that president putin should be allowed back into the g7 and make it a g8. No, i dont think they ever should have been in the g7. It was supposed to be the Worlds Largest economies, and whens the last time you bought anything made in moscow that wasnt made of petroleum, and dont say vodka, you would have bought that from france these days. audience reacts stephen i was over there two years ago and i lovely box for my wife, which im sure has a microphone in it. laughter stephen the book to build a better world is available tomorrow. Secretary rice, everybody well be right back with bill skarsgard thanks, secretary cheers and applause band playing apple card is here. And here. Its a new kind of credit card. 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Ask your Health Care Provider today about onceweekly ozempic®. cheers and applause band playing stephen hey, everybody welcome back ladies and gentlemen, you know my next guest as pennywise the clown in the horror film it. He now reprises his role in the number one movie in america, it chapter two. sinister music hello, ricky. Isnt that what your friends call you . Youre not my friend. Youre scary. crying why are you crying . People always make fun because of the way i look. laer en awwww show bi skarsgard cheers and applause band playing stephen nice turn into the chair there. Nicely done. Thank you, i rehearsed it all morning. laughter stephen you play a monster really well. laughter are you okay . You okay with that . laughter no ones really okay, stephen. laughter stephen i suppose not. Now, i kind of see him in you right here. Yeah. Stephen people obviously recognize you as bill skarsgard, but are people frightened of you when they see you now . Um, you know, enough. Stephen are children frightened of you . No, theyre pretty good. Stephen do you have children . I have one, yeah. Stephen how old is this child . Shes 11 months old. Stephen never let her seeis. laughter does that worry you at all that some day ive gotten a bunch of fun, like, merchant stuff throughout the years. So her little baby room is filled with all these pennywise teddy bears. laughter stephen oh, thats nice. Yeah. Stephen soven her up. Yeah, yeah. Stephen exactly. Now, your tad is Stellan Skarsgard, for people who donned know and your broth, sr. Alexander skarsgard. There they are. Stephen and a couple of other sib lick actors, do people confuse you with the other skarsgards . Some do, some dont. I have this thing that i get confused a lot with Peter Skarsgard being one to have the skarsgards. Stephen i have called Peter SarsgardPeter Skarsgard. Legend has it that peter is actually the firstborn son of Stellan Skarsgard but he did something so incredibly shameful that my dad ripped out the k and he was forever exiled as Peter Sarsgard. Stephen that sounds painful to have your k ripped out. laughter you also get confused, people think that you have an uncanny and i see this an uncanny resemblance to another great actor. There is you and Steve Buscemi right there. applause that is really fantastic. Ive heard that all my life. Stephen even as a child . Yeah. Stephen you were a very tired child . laughter no, i was, like, big soulful eyes. Stephen there you go. laughter but i had a friend who even looked more like Steve Buscemi than i did. So the growing joke when i grew up is we each said we looked like him and i won. Theres an account thats dedicated to the two of us. I take it as a compliment. I think he has one of the best faces in the business. Stephen yeah. Good body, too. laughter fans are saying youve made this character iconic. What did you do to prepare . Did you base pennywise on anything or anyone . Um i dont know. Its a weird thing, you know, because i tried to just obviously, tim curry did this iconic performance of pennywise, and we were remaking it, and i got to fill, you know, theselowe big shoes to fill. Stephen thats not easy. No. So we were, like, okay, how can we make this different . I dont know. I draw inspiration from weird stuff. I was, like, watch ago lot of i just like watching these animal documentaries and so forth, and as i was preparing the character, i was, like, oh, i guess hes a little hyena and a little grizzly bear. Stephen how is he a grizzly bear. Because of the lip. Have you ever seen a big grizzly bear scream with all of the drool and stephen sure, yeah. Can you teach me how to do the face . I can try. Stephen id like to try. This is actually, also, you know, a little bit of a shout out to my brother who coined the original pennywise smile. Stephen okay. And then turns out that about 80 of skarsgard, sarsgard not included, can actually do this smile. Its true. Its weird. Stephen what do i need to do . I can show you. Stephen show me. Okay. laughter stephen so right in the camera there. cheers and applause do this one. laughter stephen all right, here we go. cheers and applause you practiced stephen it chapter two is in theaters now. Bill skarsgard, everybody well be right back with a performance by banks. cheers and applause band playing flight attendants when you have nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea. vo try new pepto liquicaps for fast relief and ultracoating. flight attendants nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea. vo get powerful relief with new pepto bismol liquicaps. This seat is reserved for the restless. Those who need to. Move. And roar. And ride. 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Or make me feel like im not really there. Hey, who are you . Oh, hey jeff, im a car thief. What . im here to steal your car because, well, thats my job. What . What . . What . laughing what . . What . what . [crash] what . haha, it happens. And if youve got cutrate car insurance, paying for this could feel like getting robbed twice. So get allstate. And be better protected from mayhem. Like me. Stephen she kicked off her fall tour last week. Performing, contaminated from her album three, ladies and gentlemen, banks cheers and applause you wanna get to know me you memorized the lines of my thighs i knew before you told me youd get it right and you took the dark for granted and you love me like you promised your wife its almost like you planned it in the daylight i like the way you say it tell me the words you told me that day maybe if i could believe it i could just stay cause i like the way you do it yeah i like the way you move it baby show me the way i like the way you get it on the freeway and i wish i could change it contaminated and oh, i know what we need you start letting me go our love is tainted you said theyd be against us i say, you care too much what they say you said, do me a favor, give me some faith cause you promised me youd do it you said, baby, let me prove it, look at me in the face this is the face of someone who loves you, babe and i wish i could change it and were always gonna be contaminated and oh, i know what we need you start letting me go cause our love is tainted and i wish i could change it and were always gonna be contaminated and oh, i know what we need you start letting me go cause our love is tainted our love is tainted our love is tainted our love is tainted cheers and applause stephen banks, everybody well be right back. cheers and applause thank you. 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