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Because it was the first day of all in Person School for the first time for the first time in 18 months, k a kids can enjoy class without seeing their dance wandering around in boxers if they are lucky. Of course theres hiccups on the first day, the Online Health screenings families are required to fill out each morning had crashed by about 8 00 a. M. Some educators were forced to complete their own screenings of how each child was feeling that morning. Okay, class, so i read your health forms. I see many of you are suffering from what fever. Butt ache, shortness of butt. Okay come up with a mask over your butt and come on n. Of course, kids are not the ony ones vulnerable to cocacola, which is why President Biden issued a plan to require all private sector businesses with more than 100 employees to a mandate vaccines are weakly texting. Thats great, you want that sense of security. So when you go into a starbucks, you should feel safe. Until you see the bathroom. Are those teeth . Stephen of course, the Safety Measures and mange the lunatic fringe of antivaxxers, otherwise known as republican governors. Mississippi governor tate reeves declared this is america and we still believe in freedom from tyrants. Yes, refusing medical treatments part of a proud american tradition. Who can forget the immortal words of Patrick Henry . Give mirabella and give me death because i want to die from rubella. Some governors [cheers and applause] thanks. Stephen some governors have threatened to sue the Biden Administration over vaccines. And on monday, the president responded. What do you say to collect all though mike republicans were calling your vaccine requirements and overreach . Have at it. Stephen come at me, come on step up you want a taste . You want to taste, a scoop of this . I went to Scranton School bus tussling. Youve got a problem with the mandate you can stop by and meet my pals empathy and public service. Come on, jackson, come on come on. Its not your School Coming back from covid because america is also seeing the sweaty, sticky, triumphant return of sex parties. Really . Really . Ive said this before. I just do not buy that sex parties are actually a thing. Im in show business. Supposedly, the height of decadence, and ive never once been asked to a sex party. No matter how many times i come on tv and say they dont exist. No ones ever said hey, steve, we missed you at the sex party last night. Too bad, you seem like the great kind of person to have at a sex party, a great asset. Wheres the invitation . Are they in my junk email fo folder . [cheers and applause] get it. Forget it im mad, im angry by which i mean the folder where i keep my junks emails. Little steve at colbert. Org. Thats right, its a nonprofit. [laughter] whats wrong with you . Whats wrong. [laughter] when covid first hit, some people moved to their sex parties to zoom, but obviously that could be awkward. One woman told researchers, i was with my parents so it was hard to hide in the room and host a zoom sex party. Honey, your mom and i are going to order from pf changs, do you want lettuce wraps . Order the lettuce wraps, she keeps screaming yes, yes, yes. Wait, get out the menu, she says shes coming. [laughter] i dont understand. Okay. Researchers, we are all adults, one of us just turned 18 in fact. [cheers and applause] young man in the front row asked me if i could talk to my 18yearold self, what advice when i get to my 18yearold self . That advice would be there is no such thing as sex parties. Have you ever heard have you ever been invited . [cheers and applause] hold on. Hold on. Have you ever been invited to a sex party . I went with my mom [laughter and cheering] stephen i apologize. I apologize, i should not have asked you that question. Mom, have you ever been invited to a sex party . [laughter and cheering] where were we . Researchers also found that during the lockdown, one in five participants claimed to be experimenting more. People got so experimental that a whopping 2 of americans claim to have had their first three some the pandemic. And you know that if people claim they had a threesome, they definitely had a threesome. What have i been doing . Oh, definitely had a threesome while i ran a marathon while writing my screenplay in italian that i totally learned beard got to go, beyonces inviting me to the sex pit. Now [cheering and laughter] speaking of crazy piles, tomorrow california is deciding whether to recall democratic governor and west worlds top used salesman gavin newsom. 46 candidates are running against the Current Governor including businesman and candidate wider than his background john cox. Hes been trying to make himself out to be a tough guy including who hes campaigning with fear to speak of the blitz began in the States Capital with 1,000 plus burly brown bear by his side. Stephen all that tells me is john cox is so bland, even a bear will not eat him. [cheers and applause] by show of applause, has anyone been invited to a sex party . [laughter] youve been invited to a sex party . Did you rsvp . Did you go . And was a good . [cheers and applause] can you give me on the list or something . I dont believe her. I dont believe her at all. Not for a second. Another governor want to be is one of the billboard model angelyne who release this compelling video. Im running for governor of california, its just me and the dog. Will you please vote for us . We promise w we will be e really good. The dodog only eatats a little t and i eat pizza. Stephen ill vote for you, just let the dog go. Laughter and [laughter] [applause] sex party, definitely sex party. There is also Patrick Kilpatrick, an actor, screenwriter, and producer. It you might recognize him such as under siege to become a free willy 3, angel 4, or the tv show babylon five trend. If you add all the numbers up, its more than the votes Patrick Kilpatrick will get. But its beginning to look like none of the next people are at the governor because according to the latest polls over 60 of likely voters oppose recalling newsom. The other 40 said i am running for governor. So with newsom likely to be victorious, the g. O. P. Has taken the high road by priming their voters to believe the california recall was stolen. No, no, not again we know this leads to a terrible place. Sacramento. Now in music videos, they are where the last night. And the biggest showstopper of the night was a performance by lil nas x who did a steaming medley of his songs industry baby and montero. Look, im not a prude, im not a prude, but i find that really upsetting. Yet another starstudded sex party and i was not invited guys, i have my own bedazzled shorts and my own baby oil so, lil nas x, call me when you want, call me when you need, call me in the morning, ill be on the way. 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He founded newport folk, considered the creator of the jazz Music Festival in general, i owe a debt to him. He was someone so special to me. He believed in me since i was a kid. Encourage me when i moved and hed always book me. So i loved it. I loved getting to know him. One of the greats. I just wanted to say that we love you, george, rest in peace. [applause] stephen folks. This saturday of course was the 20th anniversary of 9 11. President s clinton, obama, and biden appeared at ground zero. George w. Bush spoken shanksville, pennsylvania, and one former president did color commentary for a payperview boxing match that did not last an entire round. Was that jimmy carter . No, not carter. Well never know who it was. [laughter and cheering] we also new york mayor Rudy Giuliani seen here trying to read the specials at the massage parlor. In his speech, Rudy Giuliani focused on whats important from that day, making fun of how Queen Elizabeth reacted to his handling of the tragedy. She said, you did a wonderful job on september 11. And therefore, i making you an honorary night. Commander of the royal something or other. Stephen if you want to see you produce more Queen Elizabeth, catch him in the upcoming Netflix Series the clown. [laughter and cheering] thats not all, rudy had to say about the royal family. I know prince hundreds very questionable now. I never went out with him ever. Never had a drink with him. Never was with a woman or a young girl with him. Never, ever, ever appeared at one time i met him in my office and one time when we had the party, right, burning . You were there. Stephen again, this speech was supposed to be about 9 11 on 9 11. Remind me never to have rudy speak at my funeral. We are gathered here to celebrate a life but before that i just want you to know i never, ever took a road trip with that homicidal drifter ever. Except for that time we drove to wisconsin. You are right there, bernie . Point is, bernie is my alibi. Rudys rambling 9 11 speech led many to speculate he was drunk out of his mind. Nice to know hes cutting back. Of course, rudy didnt dignify these accusations with a response. He dignified them with many, saying, yes, i had a scotch, but i was not drunk adding im not an alcoholic. I use the word functioning. I dont know why it used the word functioning. Im not an alcoholic. I am 77 years old. Ive never been treated for alcoholism. Yes, that is clear. If you want to do now and alcohol, maybe dont choose a word that famously precedes the words alcoholic. Its like im saying im not mrs. Meisel, im marvelous, i dont know why i use the word marvelous. Ive never been treated for being mrs. Meisel. Rudy continued, i am not a drunk. I dont think ive ever been publicly drunk in my life. Adding, i cant remember the last time that i was drunk and i wont remember this time either. Rudy somehow concluded saying im probably one of the sharpest guys youre ever going to meet. 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He no stars in the new showtime series american rust here to please back to the late show, jeff daniels [cheers and applause] stephen the last time we were here, we were talking about what was happening at the time. Returns october 5th to broadway. Very exciting. Were you planning on coming back or was this a you know what, covids over, lets go back . Jeff they had come to me a few times when the pandemic hit and when you come back . I didnt for a year. Broadway is a long time. And then, it was you can help reopen broadway, help new york city come back. Over 88,000 over 88,000 jobs in the broadway districts. So the stagehands, the ushers. Lets hope that, you know . No, that, and i want to see what it means now. I want to see what it means to walk out there as Atticus Finch posted George Floyds murder. And basically throw what aaron sorkin had written, Aaron Sorkins play is about many things, one of which is white blindness. And i think the bloody sunday for people of color was George Floyds murder. And why people said i had no idea that we were only taught one side of american history. I better look into that. So i started reading his book, anderson, you know, get educated because there is a whole we have an opportunity in this country right now to welcome in a new america. We really do. Stephen i feel the same way, that there is i mean, strangely not only in america, the way we approach our civic society, but yet in the arts, there is reasons an opportunity where things are reopening that never closed ever before. To rededicate yourself to in the first place. Jeff white people are the ones who need to hear it. It eric sorkin and harper lee. It certainly is the story of atticus coming to grips that one of the big central questions of the play is there is goodness in everyone, you just have to care enough to look for it. Is that true today in 2021 . Is their goodness and everyone . Not so sure. But you have to choose now. You have to decide whether you are for eliminating or against systemic racism. You cannot sit back and go please cut my taxes and i will look the other way. Stephen there is a choice before that to acknowledge it it exists. So then, you know, you know the culture has changed. Jeff Ron Brownstein wrote in 1974, one of his points was the culture change before the providence. The culture was coming out and taking the 60s and doing this whole expressive direction. Same thing now. If you look in any movie, any tv, mockingbirds and example, weve got everybody and everything. Not just white people doing a white play and white people. It commercials corporate america. You look at any commercial now, all inclusive. Corporate america, tripping over themselves trying to get to that as fast as possible and that is great. Thats great. The culture is changing and you cannot stop that. Thats bigger than anything i think. Stephen i want to ask about american rust, the new series on showtime. You star in it and you executive produced it. Why did you want to do this so much . What was the series about . Jeff philip meyer a Great American author wrote a book called american rust. I went down to a bookstore down in manhattan. But philip meyer, it was great. My agent at the time my general manager just birddog. When i got into a position which newsroom helps and some of the other things i did after that helped to get that thing where you know youve made it is when your agent calls and says, well, we could do this, that, what you want . Thats when you know youve made it. I said lets chase american rust because american rust for me, i am that guy. I mean, if the acting thing had not worked out and i tried, i tried hard. Stephen not to work out . Jeff did i fail yet because i want to go home. If the acting thing i would have been back to my dads lumber Company Driving trucks with those guys. 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In the afternoon. I came through the tunnel in my buick. Everything i owned in the backseat. I celebrate that anniversary every years. Started out off broadway. Then i got to do commercials which paid the bills. Bad parts and Bad Television climates, not too many. But then i got terms of endearment. Which came out of the blue. But i was 28 when that happened. That was seven years. And then when i got the leading roles plural, when woody was at the height of his american filmmaker status, when me and neil were still in love. When that happened, i knew i would least be able to make a living in the business. I wasnt going to be a start, but i can make a living in the business. Next morning, heartburn. Went to mikes apartment and that him, talk to mike and he said he goes, you want me to read to . He said, not f good enough or witty, good enough for me. I remember doing clint easts blood work. I want to do dumb and dumber, i wanted that kind. Im living in michigan you know. There are jobs in between all those. If i could pull off dumb and dumber standing next to jim. Im walking down on the set with Clint Eastwood and i done a drama. Both of which clint had seen. Clint said, you could do two days, you could do dumb and dumber. You can do this. Heres a clint story. First time i met Clint Eastwood, i went to the pe pebble rock gof tournament. Im in the breakfast tent on wednesday. I dont know anyone and im trying to remember or can he even play anymore. All of a sudden Clint Eastwoods walking across the breakfast table and looking at me. You know, im the eggs. Jeff daniels. Clint. Lynn eastwood yes, yes. I saw dumb and dumber. He said, the toilet seat . I said, yes, yes, sir. That happened to me. [laughter] he started laughing, he turned around and walked away and that was it. Ten years later, whenever. Stephen jeff, lovely to have you here. Its always a vacation for me. Jeff thank you so much. Stephen american rust errors sunday on showtime. 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Stephen ive rarely seen a suit with shorts on the show, ive seen like english boarding schools but not on the latenight talk show. Talk to me about this choice. Nate i think bert simpson made this popular. Stephen its a little chilly but its warm outside so i wanted to bring the legs out. Youve got nice calves, you could rock this. Stephen i dont want to upstage my guess though. Congratulations on cbs. Ive got to ask you about the cbs mornings things. Can i say mornings on cbs . Nate the confusion, i heard you talking about it earlier. Now cbs mornings, plural, its a lot of mornings. We are going to give you everything you need, baby stephen do you guys still have the eyeopener . Eyeopener in the morning. Because my joke sometime show up in the eyeopener and like im watching this episode. They clearly have taste. Nate we are big fans of yours. Stephen thank you very much. Back in march, you and your 11yearold daughter, this is pretty exciting. As excited for you too, you got to interview michelle obama. You and your daughter. Whats it like to share the experience . Did you seem like a cool dad at some point . Nate i earned some points, shout out to my daughter, she is amazing. I was working the past couple years and they told me if there is any interviews my daughters interested and she could sit in on them. She did a better job than me. Gil shot me a text message and said youre doing a good job at your daughters going to be a much bigger star than you. Im excited for my daughter to take over when im done with tv. Stephen we have to take a quick break, but stick around will be right back witith more. Natete burleson,n, eveverybody. warehouse ambience introducucing togoss nenew french d dip sandwicics featuring fresh arartisan breae piled d high with h tender roasast beef, smsmothered wiwith melty provolone e cheese anand served w with hot auau for dipppping. Try the roroast beef o or pastri french dipips today only a at togos stephen hey, everybody we are back with new host of cbs mornings, Nate Burleson. Here you are with your lovely wife. Celebrating your 40th birthday. Happy belated birthday. Nate i appreciate that. Stephen what do you guys about to do here . Rappel off of something . Nate thats right, we were in coaster because we were jumping off waterfalls. Im not much of an adrenaline junkie but i feel like on my 40th, i want to do something i wouldnt typically do. When i turned 50, we are going to go crazy like jumping out of a plane, bungee jumping. Stephen i went bungee jumping. Nate when . Stephen fall 20192019. Nate why . Stephen because someone pointed a camera at me and said it would be funny if you jumped off this bridge. My wife says ill do anything if you point a camera at me and generally can do it. I can bring myself to do it, ill have the skill in the moment. Whats the craziest thing youve ever done with a camera pointed at you . Nate can i say that on tv . On joke and, joking ive done parasailing and jumped off tall waterfalls, but i want to jump out of a plane because im afraid of heights. With a parachute. Of course. You see these calves. Back in the days i used to jump high. That was my superpower. He gave me a great vertical but also youre going to be scared of heights. Stephen i am too. I dont like watching videos of people doing things from high heights. Nate like it never ascends wet behind your knees . Stephen everything come up. Nate how did you conquer it . Stephen again, the camera was pointed at me and i knew we needed and out to the peace that we were shooting and the perfect thing would be to jump off the bridge. Youre going to get there, you think cbs mornings not going to ask you to jump off of a bridge . Especially now . These people dont care if you live or die nate and we agreed to conquer our heights together and do something . Are you down for that . Im serious. Stephen absolutely not. I cashed the check. I really dont like it. Have you flown with the thunderbirds . Nate no, im good. You did that as well . Stephen yes. Nate okay, give me your list of things you done and all top them. Stephen i went down a toboggan bobsled thing with the World Championship american t team. More terrifying than anything. Thunderbirds can kiss they are not joking. Just because of the g forces and switching back and forth because you go through the first three turns, going to be great. But every turn gets more g forces and the fourth turn you go ive made a huge mistake. The fifth turn, youre like i guess i cant get off. These guys are like you, they have muscle. You will be fine. Your head will stay in place. Im like a 6weekold baby trying to make eye contact with his mom. I couldnt. [laughter and cheering] nate at one point did you on yourself . Stephen i didnt come up but i did get a burn from the ice. I didnt curled down enough and my shoulder touched the overhanging ice and you wear a kevlar jerkin underneath your spandex to separate your skin from the spandex so it will not melt into your skin. Itll melt onto your skin because you are doing 90 Miles Per Hour and when i got home to take off my shirt, my wife said what did you do . I didnt realize my back had touched and the little weave of the kevlar like a chainlink fence had burned into my back. Nate thats nasty, ive got gnarly scars but nothing like that. Ive got a couple injuries, acl, broke my arm, leg, nose, rib, finger. Stephen youve only been on the the show for a week. Nate gayle king is no joke. Stephen she is a monster. Cbs mornings airs weekdays 7 00 a. M. On cbs. It Nate Burleson, everybody james corden is next good night