Thousands of passengers stranded. At one point this morning, all commercial domestic departures were suspended. [t[tune of dadanger zonee] announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight all systems go. First, stephen welcomes Janelle Monae and jamie oliver with a special appearance by m. Night shyamalan, featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen good to see you. Thank you very much. Happy wednesday. Happy wednesday. Happy, happy, happy. There you go. Thanks, everybody. You are very kind. Welcome, one and all. Stephen Stephen Stephen i dont want to get in your way. Go ahead. Welcome. Welcome on and all to the late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. Let me start off. Start off with a simple anybody in out of town here . I assume you drove here because this morning, an faa computer glitch grounded all departing domestic flights across the country. Well, this is what happens when you run your entire Aviation System off a boingo hot spot. It says here am connected but i can only go to delta. Com. The problem started last night thanks to a crash of an faa software called notam, which shares information about hazards in the air or on the ground such as closed runways and airspace restrictions. Its the air travel equivalent of that talk your dad gives you before the road trip. Okay, youre gonna want to skip 95 at this hour cause they close the hartford exits. Okay, i got some cds from the library. Its an audio book about hitlers top generals. Just mail em back to me when you get there. And call your mom not from the road apparently the problem is that the nodem . Notam . What is it called . Notam . What . Notam . Youre making that up. You dont know. The notam system is a little antiquated because it was created in 1947 and modeled after messages used to alert ship captains to hazards at sea. Which explains why the most common message pilots get is thar she blows. It comes with a harpoon. Harpoon. There you go. Thankfully the system is back up and running and they are investigating what happened. The good news is there is no evidence of a cyber attack at this point, or so they say. But think about it. Who stands to gain the most from travelers stuck at airports . None other than criminal masterminds auntie anne, doctor cinnabon and au bon pain speaking of. [applause] bon voyage. Speaking of long delays, the Republican House majority is up and running and theyre ready to achieve their wildest dreams which apparently is hanging out with fox news anchor and last ham cube left at the salad bar, sean hannity. Hannity had members of the g. O. P. House on his show last night to talk about blah, blah, blah. Who cares . Whats getting the attention about this is this interesting observation. One of the things i would like to see and im seeing is more diversity in the republican party. Stephen absolutely. Look at the republican rainbow of inclusion. They got it all. The full spectrum. They got just look at that photo. They got egg shell, vanilla, bandaid. Bandaid with glasses, everything. No surprise congresswoman Elise Stefanik agreed with hannity. We have more women than were ever elected before, more hispanic members ever elected before more African American members in modern history. Stephen and thats just george santos. And it gets more. Because the new republican majority will have twice as many men named mike as there are women chairing committees. This is, without a doubt, the biggest mike overload since that lou bega song. A little bit of mike. In the sun a little bit of mike. All night long a little bit of mike. Here i am a little bit of you makes me your mike. Stephen i cant believe that joke worked. I cannot believe it. Cant believe it. I owe somebody an apology. That joke worked i dont understand how we get to that joke. How does it work . One republican whos possibly not named mike is incoming g. O. P. Congressman and man putting air quotes around his entire life, george santos. Santos has a long history of stretching the truth by never telling it. Well, now in a new complaint filed with the federal election commission, santos has been accused of extensive lies about his campaign finances. Well, thats so disappointing. I would expect more from the man who invented the automobile. Named it after his daughter mercedes. According to the complaint, santos claims he loaned 705,000 to his Campaign Even though 2020 records indicate he only had 55,000 to his name. Fair enough, but what about all of his other names . Because, because, because. Up until he ran for congress, santos used the aliases Anthony Zabrovsky and anthony devolder. He has so many aliases, he had to swear in on two bibles and a torah. The walls appear to be closing in on old georgie. Because this morning, republican officials on long island held a press conference and called on him to resign, dropping this bombshell. George Santos Campaign last year was a campaign of deceit, lies, fabrication. He told me, i remember specifically, im into sports a little bit. that he was a star on the baruch Volleyball Team that they won the league championship. Stephen okay. He lied about going to baruch. They say he lied about being a volleyball champion, but santos did provide this video evidence. Lets go im george santos. This is baruch college. Stephen in response to this stunning rebuke from his own party, santos told reporters on capitol hill that he will not resign, which means hes gonna resign. Republicans arent the only ones out there who want to get rid of george santos. Because yesterday two democrats requested a house ethics investigation of santos and they hand delivered a copy of the complaint to santos office. He wasnt there at the time so they had to give it to his assistant, admiral slorge gantos. Admiral . He has an admiral as an assistant. Thats surprising. Military of that rank. Speaking of santos falsehoods, we just got another one. And its pretty wild. He claims he was one of the first people in the u. S. Diagnosed with covid19. Smart thinking, georgie. Everyone hates me. I know how to win them back, i will tell them i was patient zero. What else . Oh, over on the internet, check it out sometime, over on the internet, this week, ohio and new jersey banned tiktok on government devices over chinese surveillance fears. Yes, its a valid concern, two people clapping. But i dont know if china is super worried about what ohio and new jersey are up to. Chairman, we have the latest report from the united states. The enemy continues to put chili on spaghetti, and we are monitoring the activity of a man called the boss. He says he is born to run, but we will catch him. [applause] tiktok is especially dangerous for government phones because of concerns that the app accesses data, takes frequent screen captures, gathers other sensitive user information like passwords and collects keystrokes of users. That is disturbing. No company should know that much about you. Hold on. My apple watch is telling me to breathe. Its not just ohio and new jersey. At least 20 of their states have left tiktok over growing concerns about its safety. Its true. Tiktok is dangerous. I grab my phone to check it before bed, then an hour later im kneedeep in cleantok watching asmr of somebody shampooing a rug. The rug was so dirty but now its so clean. China, i love you. How did they get it so dirty . I didnt even know it was a pink rug. I thought it was a brown rug. Its a pink rug. Theres a little bird in the middle. Okay. Now were cooking with gas. You can feel it. Because this next story is about cooking with gas, specifically that thats bad. The epa has found natural gas stoves emit air pollutants such as nitrogen dioxide and Carbon Monoxide and are linked to respiratory illness, cardiovascular problems, and other health conditions. Okay, thats not great. But counterpoint, gas stoves are also linked to delicious panseared scallops. A little butter bath, come on, baby. Come on. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. As a result, the government is now considering banning gas stoves. [bleep] you. I will see you in hell. You can have my gas range when you pry it from my hot sizzling hams. Now, because they knew i would be upset, the government says they now have no plans to ban the stoves, so as of right now there are no rule changes. But the nervous nellies over at Consumer Reports are urging homeowners to consider going electric. Why . Because electric stoves are so safe . 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Stephen hey, everybody welcome back [applause] give it up for the band louis cato and the late show band louis. Please have a seat, everybody. Louis, tonight we got just a fantastic musician, artist, actress. Janelle monae is on this evening. That movie the glass onion. Have you all seen glass onion . Louis i havent seen the movie yet. Stephen shes fantastic in that. And then celebrity chef jamie oliver is gonna be out here a little later. Were gonna cook a steak. Were gonna cook a steak. Folks, i love movies. Without them, id feel weird to sit down in a dark room and eat popcorn for two hours. One filmmaker that has always intrigued me is m. Night shyamalan. He has a knack for reinventing cinematic genres. The sixth sense, for instance, was a modern ghost story. Unbreakable was an original spin on a superhero movie. And old was a fresh take on the hollywood classic trope of a magic beach that turns you old. It got me thinking, a while back, we had zach snyder, director of justice league, 300, army of the dead, we had him stop by to make a gritty, actionpacked episode of the late show. And i thought, so what if m. Night shyamalan could bring his singular vision to the late show by guest directing an episode . Well, i asked and the master of mystery said yes. Or did he . He did. And so tonight, i am excited to present to you an exclusive behind the scenes sneak peek at m. Night shyamalans the late show. [cracking] m. Night i was very excited by the challenge of directing the late show because, lets face it, that show is not very scary. Stephen we were so excited to have m. Night on board his name is synonymous with cinema. Literally. Did you know the m in m. Night stands for movie . M. Night its actually manoj, but he was so excited about a director being named movie, i didnt have the heart to tell him. Stephen movie night and i agreed that he would have total control. M. Night i wanted to infuse everything with my special brand of shyamalan eeriness. Its what film historians call shyamalanification. Seriously. Look it up in the dictionary. Stephen i did look it up. Its not in there. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen please have a seat. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. M. Night no, no, no, no, no. Stephen but thats what i say at the start of every show. M. Night no, the line is fine, but dont just come right out and say it. Dont tell them who you are. You are blowing the reveal. Try it again and add a little suspense. Stephen welcome to the late show. Im. Steeee. Phennnn coaaaal bear. M. Night cut. Thats a wrap. Excellent. My apple tv show servant is a tense psychological thriller, and to bring that same sense of fear to the late show, i needed to find out what my protagonist, Stephen Colbert, is afraid of. Stephen clowns, spiders, saying the wrong name to a person ive met several times. Also enclosed spaces, open spaces, losing my glasses, tall guys with tiny heads, short women with large mouths. M. Night we had a lot to work with. Stephen bowling shoes, bowling balls, the pins im okay with regular, not duckpin. M. Night maybe too much. Stephen oh, and you know those oldtimey tables that have carved animal legs on the bottom. When i am not around, do they move . M. Night in storytelling, its all about the element of surprise. In my film signs, you dont see the aliens until twothirds of the way through the movie and then this happens. Its behind [screaming] oh m. Night spooky. Side note it was such an honor to work with daniel daylewis. There truly are no small parts. Anyway, i wanted the late show to have that sense of surprise so i added something without telling stephen. Stephen meanwhile, from our friends at taco bell, theyve announced a brandnew ingredient that they have never before included in what the hell is that . Oh, my god no die, you alien space scum you will not take my planet go get your [bleep] shine box you will not plant your eggs in my brain [bleep] you, spaceboy m. Night it worked. Stephen hes a masterful director. I was completely surprised. Yeah, i was also surprised. Surprised he thought i was a real alien. Surprised no one stopped him from beating the crap out of me. Very surprised. M. Night my fans know that ill often make a cameo, play a small role in each of my films. Its really just a little easter egg for fans. Very subtle. Stephen dogs are so stupid. What a pointless game. Talk to me when they can tap on three similar candies. M. Night blink and youll miss it. Stephen then it was time for the end of the episode. We all know big m is known for his surprise twist endings. Night, night, okay, ive got the ending. What if in the end we reveal that im lukes father . M. Night thats star wars. Stephen then how about i was tyler durden all along. M. Night fight club. Stephen what if i accept my title as princess of genovia . M. Night thats princess diaries and it doesnt even have a twist. Stephen right, okay. How about im the caretaker of a snowedin Haunted Hotel . M. Night in the end, i came up with the greatest m. Night shyamalan twist ending of all time. Stephen thats it for the late show. Stick around for james corden. Good night thats it for the late show. Stick around for james corden. Thats it for the late show. Stick around for james corden. Time for your pills, mr. Colbert. Stephen i host the late show. This whole thing has been a hallucination in the mind of a deranged narcissist. Sometimes known as crazy [bleep]. Stephen shyamalanify. Thank you to samuel l. Jackson and m. Night shyamalan. The final season of servant premieres friday on apple tv and his new movie knock at the cabin is in theaters february 3rd. We will be right back with the star of glass onion Janelle Monae. As i was saying earlier in the meeting, i ththink it wouould. 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Say y it sayy i it i want ththe truthth i wantnt the truthth. Stephen please welcome back to the late show, Janelle Monae. [cheering] janelle hello. Wow, what an honor it is to see you in person. Stephen oh, my gosh. What a pleasure. Is this is the third time you have been on the show. But last time over zoom. It is nice, but there is nothing like the micronutrients you can exchange in person. Janelle i want to touch those hands. Lets see. Ah, its really you. Stephen theyre a little chilly. Janelle yes, it is cold in here. Stephen, i have to complain. I am cold. Stephen i wish i had your hat right now. I could use a little toastiness. Janelle i need a blanket. Stephen i do. I think i have one. Would you like a wrap . Janelle are yall cold . Stephen i have one janelle yes, give me a nice wrap. Well, i like my dress. Stephen it even matches. Janelle ooh, right there. My hair stylist is gonna kill you. Ill keep this on. It actually looks kind of cool. Im not mad. Stephen thats been back there for years. No guest has ever asked for it. Janelle you are the ultimate host. Stephen thats nice. Thank you so much. Now that your people are getting back together. For about a year and a half, weve all kind of been out. How has reentry been for you . Have you enjoyed seeing humans . Janelle um, you know, i will say, iiii was awkward reintegrating. I dont know about you but i had a little anxiety. I was quiet. I was like, oh, god. Let me just say. I know we are in this meeting but i am awkward. Dont stare at me too long. I havent been around people. Even shooting the film, i had to tell everyone i am just reintegrating. Stephen there are times id like to put myself on mute. Janelle same. Stephen just turn off my camera. Ill be in the meeting with you but i like the feeling i could just disappear. Especially if i had to go to the bathroom. People wouldnt know i left the meeting. Janelle i love the feeling of like, that you can put your suit jacket on up top and be completely nude down here. Nobody would know. Stephen completely nude is further than i went, but i respect that is what i am saying. You recently went to a special concert last year to see one of your idols. Heres a great photo this is you having fun. That up there is one of your idols, grace jones. Janelle the iconic. Legendary grace jones. Stephen what does she mean to you . Janelle oh, man. She is the original free ass [bleep]. I mean, what more can you say . This is just an energy that people cant contain. Stephen this has led to a beautiful friendship. At the u. K. Premiere of glass onion she was your date. Janelle yes, she was. She was. We hung out in l. A. For 72 hours. I tell you, hanging out with grace jones for 72 hours. I needed a weeks worth of sleep. She can go. Every day consecutively. She came to my house. I came to her hotel. We swam together, it was instantly, we connected and i invited her to the premiere in london cause she lives there and i did not think she would come. I thought she would stand me up and she came and sat by my side and said i am proud of you. Im proud of you. I was just sobbing. Stephen who would stand you up . Janelle you know, a foolish person. A fool. Stephen lets talk about glass onion, the knives out sequel. Its fantastic. Youre great in it. Spoiler alert. If you havent seen it yet, pause the tv show now at home, go watch it. It is great, come back and see the rest of the interview. You were great in two different parts of this. How did you keep track of who you were playing, when you were playing them . Not only are you playing to people, but one of the people you are playing is playing the other person you are playing. You are doing an impression of yourself acting. How did you keep those two separate . Janelle to explain it, i play helen brand who is the twin sister of andi brand. I also play speed on my plate andi brand pretending to be andi before the audience knows and i play helen brand pretending to be andi after you find out. After you find out who she is. Characters. I kept no books, different notebooks with all of helens lines and andis lines. I would walking on a monday and from 9 00 in the morning until noon i was andi. From 1 00 to 4 00 i could have been helen pretending to be andi and andi later on and into the middle of the night. It took great precision. Super fun, challenging. So fun. Stephen glass onion is the name of the movie. It refers to the layer of mystery, the layers of story. Layers of character. On the vegetable itself, very few guests bring this to an interview, i understand you have a hot take on the vegetable onion. Janelle yeah, it needs to be in prison. I dont like onions. Stephen almost any amount of raw onion is too much. But no amount of caramelized onion is too much. Janelle no, dont love. Stephen where did this come from . Janele my cousin, i hope youre watching. We were little, when we were like in middle school, maybe even elementary school, i used to eat shaved apples. My mom would take the skin off. It was really good. I bit into what i thought, they told me was a shaved apple and it was a raw freakin onion. I went in the back, put soap in my mouth. It wouldnt leave for three days, this taste. My cousin, how evil. Stephen yes. Did you get em back . Janelle i should. Stephen revenge is a dish best served with raw onions. Janelle oh, god. I heard onions are good for you and i remember when i found out the name of the film, i was like oh, god. Stephen even the name bothers you. Janelle im not going to tell ryan, our writer director who i adore. Its a great name. It also has ties to the beatles song glass onion. Stephen your characters like a glass onion. 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Always go a little further into the water and you feel youre capable of being. Go a little bit out of your depth and when you dont feel that your feet are quite touching the bottom, youre just about in the right place to do something exciting. Stephen that is challenging. That is challenging. That can feel dangerous. Janelle it can. Its when we are going to float. Its a good reminder, as we continue to create and move forward to not be afraid to reimagine who we can be and where we can go. Thats what im excited about. Discovering something new about myself this year. Stephen any other notes you leave for yourself . Any other things. Janelle i probably do. Stephen you can have that. Janelle my phone. Lets pull it out. I have notes. I love notes. I write down things all the time. One of them is do not go on social media during ovulation. Stephen thats one of the notes to yourself . Janelle its serious. Just because you can Say Something doesnt mean you should say it. 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The beauty of this, it is going to cook much quicker. We will let that do its thing. I have a gift for you. My favorite red wine. I was told you love an italian red. I also found this, for aerating the wine. I know what you are thinking, its not that. No, no, it could be that. Maybe not. We put that on the bottle and it basically is like two hours of aeration. Yeah, i know. I know. Stephen what is this for . Jamie it aerates it. Stephen oh, it makes the wine gurgle. Thats fantastic. What is this wine . Jamie galatrona from tuscany, one of my favorite reds. Stephen that is big. That is big, baby. Thats a punch in the mouth. Jamie oh, yeah. Cheers. Happy new year. Bless you. Stephen damn, son. That is really good. Jamie i think were ready. I am really excited. Whats your tossing action like . Is it any good . Stephen tossing . I have been called a tosser. I am not going to be outwhatever that was. You cant outsprinkle me. Jamie one, two, three. Stephen first try. First try. Jamie yeah [cheering] yeah stephen all right. Jamie listen, all weve done is establish hes a better tosser than me. Come on. You can cook it to your liking. Its have 30, 40 seconds on the other side. You can see the color weve achieved. Now we are going to shake it onto a lovely board. If i may come im just going to show you how there is some garlic on your side. You have the sticky bits. Garlic in a pan. I want to show you how to make greens really tasty. Garlic. Stephen a little wine or anything . Jamie a tiny bit. Thats enough. Little anchovy. We are going to go in with some standard beans. You can make these really delicious. Dont encourage him. Dont encourage him. We are going to go in with some spinach. Stephen i thought we were making a sauce. Im sorry. Some beans . Jamie if you want them to taste delicious, a little thimble of vinegar. Hes put wine. If you have fat in there already. You can if you really want to. 30 seconds and we are ready to go. Get your plate. Stephen lemon . Jamie if you want lemon, use lemon. Stephen you have the lemon here. What is it for . Jamie it looks cute. Stephen lets plate. Jamie lets sliced up this beef. What you are going to get is the most delicious, tender, crispy, juicy, were going to have the lovely beans. We dont want to overcook the greens. Just wilt it down. Well season it up. Got the anchovy in there. We are going to go onto the plate like this and bless you for spinach. We are going to put all those beans around like that and we are good to go. Whos hungry . Come on [cheers and applause] stephen his cookbook one simple onepan wonders is available now. Jamie oliver, everybody well be right back. Baback in the e day, snsneaker dropops meant gettining online t to waitit in line. Now wiwith xfinityty mobile. We get t the fastesest mobilele service and cacan get the e freshest kicks asasap. I got ththis. 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