Show. The cast of ted lasso chemical what are you doing in my dressing room . We came into watch the game and your tv. We are on apple tv . The only channel we get is tim cook announcing the new iphone. Now in yellow. Our show is about soccer but we are all huge basket offense. Esquivel his life . Remember about what we said about doing catchphrases for free . Thats the problem, everyone is so excited about the games are not going to watch a stupid comedy show. How also they supposed to fall asleep after all of that excitement . Right now you are caught in a delicate balance between sports, comedy, and genuine human emotion. And thats an area science experts or scientists refer to as the ted lasso zone. Stephen i see whats happening now, jason, youre going to give me an inspirational speech like on your show . Stephen, why would i do that when inspirational speech that you need has been right in here all along . Did it work . Stephen no. Okay. Do have anything anything for this guy . Stephen i just look at that and i know i cant compete. Hey, i dont want to hear that word. Stephen what word, com compete . No. If the other word. Go the seaward. Stephen [bleep] . Im sorry, cant . Thats the word i mean. You can say that. We all know that kant is just a can full of tea, which we all know is just hot brown water. Is the freedom. Good catch. Stephen look, guys, i appreciate we are trying to do but the fact of the matter is im just to sit over there, drown my sorrows and ice cream with a ready whip chaser. [indistinct]. Stephen, come on will you stop it, stephen this isnt about you, its about us. Stephen the cast of ted lasso . Yes, we are all behind you. We are all the team. The sport we all care most about in the world is late night comedy variety. Stephen, on our show, have a sign in the locker room that says believe so im to make you a sign right here to remind you of everything that you, stephen colbert, need to get out there and do your show tonight. Special. All right, lets bring it in. Late show on three. One, two, three. Late show on three lets go [cheers and applause] [laughter] [applause] and now your Host Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen hey, whats going on [cheers and applause] hey, everyone, hey welcome one and all in here come out there, all of on the world, welcome to the late show, i am your host, stephen colbert. We are right now [cheers and applause] we are coming to you tonight hot off cbss broadcast of the ncaa mens Basketball Championship game, what a thriller. I mean, i know we are thinking, your thinking steve, dont you tape the show like at 5 30, so theres no way you could have seen the game or who won enter that that i say, oh, yeah . Then how would i know that the champions are. Insert winning team. Stephen congratulations you earned it. As for their opponents, they fell just a little short after fantastic season, so there is still so much to be proud of for. Insert losers. Stephen so there you have it. That right there, friends [cheers and applause] thats a wrap on march madness, just in time for april insanity, because just a few blocks from his theater, the former president is back. He is here i know, i know, its all thanks to last thursdays news that the former president had been indicted by a manhattan grand jury on more than 30 counts related to business fraud. [cheers and applause] you can see it all. Ive got to stop. You can see it all on the hot new show, law order, ha ha ha. So its a sad, sad, happy day for america because for the first time in our history a president has been indicted paying off in porn star. Hourly going to ask play grandchildren . Hopeful in the book donald the terrible, horrible, no good very bad nda. [applause] there you go. So what happens now . What does he plead . When is the trial . What if he goes to jail . He could end up the head of a violent whats the premises again but in prison this time. [laughter and applause] we do know we do know. [applause] we do know a little bit about what to expect in the near term because the former president will be arraigned in new york tomorrow afternoon. That makes tonight arraignment eve. [cheers and applause] the courthouse was stirring, a big busy throng awaiting the man with the mushroom shaped dong. Allegedly. Allegedly [laughter] part of the story, a lot of people forget, a lot of the story people forget is he described his. Okay. To make his arraignment today, the expresident flew to new york from florida a route known as the reverse grandma. Cable news was all over his journey the entire way. They followed his motorcade to the airport, then they follow his plane as it was taxiing, then his plane taking off, then his plane landing at laguardia and then in his white bronco on the 405 with his best friend and rudy giuliani, where did he get off . So paul but mike got off at sunset is what he got off on. He actually is a lot like o. J. Except the expresident , every glove is too big. [laughter] then alvin bragg better get those thumb cuffs. Then tomorrow tomorrow, the moment the world has been waiting for, he will head to the d. A. s office where he will receive a booking number and be fingerprinted. They wont even have to use income and pretty sure theres enough catch up on there all the time. One question a lot of people are asking is will there be a mug shot . Well, i dont know about of him, but heres my mug and i will definitely be doing a few shots. [cheers and applause] the word is there may not actually be in a mug officials are concerned the photo would be improperly leaked and they argue its really unnecessary because appearance is widely known. Yeah, you dont need a new photo taken of the sky. We arty have tons of pictures that would make great mug shots, like this one, or this one. Or this one. Or this one. [laughter] actually come actually, no, its got to be. This one. To me, hold on [applause] can we make that into a mug mug shot . There you go. There you go there you go. Wow. Stephen they did say widely known. Of course, the former president s cronies are all over the tv defending their criminal buddy. Case in point, south, and a senator and sad lunch meat lindsey graham. Graham went on the fox news to encourage them to support the expresident. To the conservatives out there, make sure you vote. If youve got votes, make sure they vote, if you dont have any friends, go make some friends. [laughter] stephen at if you cant make some friends, then look in the mirror in the middle of the night and say its their loss, lindsay, and then climb into bubble bath with a of haagendazs. The former president and a snorkel. Everyone on the right is outraged and they have a dire warning for average citizens. Its not even about donald trump, its about every american because if they can do it to trump, they can do it to you. With this indictment i think its an indictment on everybody in america. If it can happen to him, it can happen to you and i. If they can do this to donald trump, they can do it to you. If this is what can happen to him it can happen to anyone. If they can do that they can go after you and me. Stephen its true, it is indictment stands, but no one has their fixer pay six figures in hush money to their porn star lover and then falsifies it as legal fees and conspires with the publisher of the National Enquirer to catch until stories about his other Extramarital Affairs as part of another illegal violation of Campaign Finance laws will be safe none of us [cheers and applause] [applause] no, this is serious. Folks, you know the old saying, first they came for the former present and i said nothing because he is so [bleep] guilty. [applause] if you think his cable news toadies arguments cant get any dumber, than youve never met eric. They go after my father for what . A nondisclosure agreement which every company in the world, every person in the world does he make stephen wait a second, eric thinks every person in the world an nda . Just curious, show of hands, who here has an nda gimmick nobody. Of course you have to say that or else youll violate your nda. Then again, this is eric we are talking about, so to him you might think it means something different. I wish i could have a hug, but my dad made me sign an nda. No dad affection. [applause] he says no. He says everybody has one. Stephen fox news legal expert Brian Claypool tried to defend the former president but didnt. If this is such a tough case for him to make, why is he bringing it . I think theres no question about it that he wants to humiliate president fraud. President trump. [cheers and applause] [laughter] stephen i believe thats called a fraudian slip. He just wants to humiliate president fraud, i mean president porn sex, i mean throw him in jail, my moms boobs whether anyone likes it or not, this is happening and it all kicks off when . Donald trump is due for an arraignment at this Manhattan Court tomorrow. Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Stephen tomorrow tomorrow hush money porn star she said he was a bad lay [cheers and applause] weve got a great show for you fbi host wanda, Dylan Mcdermott, before we come back, its meanwhile, yall. Its meanwhile. The late show with stephen colbert, sponsored by the sleep experts at z zzzquil. The worlrlds 1 sleleep aid d for a betttter night s sl. Soso now, he w wakes up feeleling like h himself. The rereigning famamily room middlewweight chamampion. Better days starart with zzzquil nights. New dove m men bodywasash giveves you 2424 hours of f nourishingg micromomoisture. That means youour skin still feelels healthyy and smooooth now. Now. And nowow too. 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[cheers and applause] stephen welcome back, everybody ladies and gentlemen, before we go any further, please ave a seat before we go any further i want to say thanks to the cast of ted lasso for being here tonight for our cold open here. There are beastly they are always here but thank you for thanks, you guys onight. Folks, i spend most of my time sourcing the finest highland news barley, fermenting in the waters of having distilled by the legendary meditating and finished an oaky cast at delicately complex grand vintage single malt that is my monologue, but sometimes i snap awake enough middle school cafeteria, questionable old banana peels of swedish fish and a broken dora the explorer lunch pail which i stew in storm drain runoff and then pour into nike air max to offer you the swamp hooch of news that is my next segment. Meanwhile [cheers and applause] stephen meanwhile. News from floridas poorly written fanfiction, arizona where local dairy queen is on the hunt for their missing red spoon statue. The spoon is 15 feet tall and surveillance cameras caught two people seen grabbing it and taking off on a small motorbike. Wait a second, was the motorbike mall or did it just seem that way because of the giant spoon . [laughter] meanwhile grade over the weekend hundreds of cases of beer spilled onto the antenna trained moment. I guess we were due, the rule is every ten trying to romans we get a fun one. [laughter] the train spilled hundreds of cases of beer into this local river, including a whole bunch of course light, but Authorities Say the water is fine and so is the river. Meanwhile, levis is going to start using ai models. They say theyre doing is to increase the number and diversity of models for their products. 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You dont have time for the ph . Youve got to make time. If you got the ph, thats the real stephens of the world from everyone elses pretending. They call him steph curry, but it is spelled with a ph. Its me, its you and steph. I think were doing well. Stephen thats it. I think were doing well. Stephen you should call his doctor because we got the phd, the ph in the big d energy is what weve got. There we go. We are going to go with that. Stephen you are good at hyping her show, senior promos, you hyped for the conversation where about about to have . The conversation is stephen a and stephen colbert, what else is there to say . It doesnt get any better than this, ladies and gentlemen, and if you think it does. Check yourself. And dont make me tell you twice. Is that good enough . Stephen thats the promo, the check is in the mail. The check is in the mail. For the people at there, for the few people out there not familiar, what is first take . Its the number one sports debate show on television, 11 and a half years and counting every week, every month, every year for the last 11 and a half years. Weve been number one. I think that says it all. That means people are watching. Stephen wow. When can i catch it . 10 00 a. M. , 12 noon Eastern Standard Time every weekday morning. Stephen ten to 12, are these people are shirking their work duties or these Unemployed People are watching . Its a combination of it buried unemployed, the people thats employed but really lazy. They are not focused, people are very lazy but thats not very lazy but very committed know how to multitask. There are people who are rabid sports fans, there are people who extend beyond the world of sports and then there also people just want to see me. [laughter] thats my story and im sticking to it. Stephen can stare at this photo here and even read the words inside. The new book, straight sho shooter, one of those Second Chances was at espn. You were let go in 2009, what happened . I wanted more money and they said no. I thought i was worthy of more, they said we dont think so, good luck trying to prove otherwise. They were right, i was wrong at the time. Stephen what did you realize you might be wrong . About a day later. If im being totally honest. I mean, it kind of help when my mother said you kind of deserved it. You know, you are acting up and stuff like that, put a mirror on my tray when she served me my breakfast and said you kind of deserved it. Humble yourself, look in the mirror, think about what you need to do better and then come back and talk to me. And so i looked that, i thought about it and then i plotted and planned and i recognized that the biggest mistake i made was that i didnt master my own business. I thought i was worth more than i was. I didnt know definitively, so in the years to follow i made sure i knew. And as a result of knowing. Im here. [applause] stephen you said when your mom brought you your breakfast tray, did you live with her mother at this point . No, listen, listen, come on now. Stephen just asking. That story really my radar went out. On the youngest of six, got four older sisters and i lived on my own, obviously i was relatively successful up until that point, but like any man, i mean, when you got a beautiful mama and things go awry, you go home to mama. You dont go home you dont go home to your woman because she looking at you like what you do, you dont go to your voice because there like we dont care. You dont go to friends and neighbors, you dont do that. You certainly dont go home alone grade so what you do is you go to that safety net, mama. My problem was my mother, god rest her soul, was a straight shooter. The title of the book is dedicated to her and she was a person that just let me know. Thats not good enough. Youre not good enough. You need to be better. 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Let me call in those powers right now. Okay. Stephen all right, sell me on sports. [laughter] i dont catch them is often let me help you out here. You believe in a meritocracy, do you not . Stephen sure. Yes you do stephen i will go yeah, sure. What im saying is this, people who step up to the plate and earn their way in a fair and equitable system, thats ideal for all of us. Nothing come closer to that than sports. They could kill us if youre a scrub, youre a scrub and im allergic to scrubs, i dont like scrubs. You cant play, good luck find Something Else to do you dont want to go to a knicks game, yankees game, you dont want to go to a giants or a jets game and you dont want to hear people talk about issues and all of this stuff at the expense of showcasing what you bring to the table. Basketball, when kickoff arrives in football, when they start a baseball game, listen, show up and show out or move aside and let somebody else in. That is sports, and if you cant love sports, when i just broke that down here, im going to pray for you. Im going to pray for you. Stephen what is the greatest sport in your opinion . To me the greatest sport, i love basketball. [applause] i just do. I just do. I think that they are the greatest athletes in the world. Obviously football america loves it, night and day, we get all of that. Baseball, i dont hear anything, you can sit in the outfield chewing on pumpkin seeds or something that, you are waiting for the ball to comply to you. It takes a lot of skill to hit a 95 mileperhour fastball and not get all of that, but there are other elements of the game that is entirely too slow, which is why you are seeing and bringing some other stuff into the mix trying to speed up the game but when i think about basketball, the way they run, the way they jump, their athleticism, shotmaking ability, the acrobatic place that they execute. Stephen your game is also very of course it is. Of course it is. I love basketball. Love it. I love boxing too, fotball as well. I love nothing more than a love festival. Stephen have you ever been punched in the face . Sure. Stephen in a boxing ring. Well, listen, when i was in high school and i was in pil i got punched in the face, police athletically, i was actually 191 and i got dropped big time by this guy that was about 25 pounds heavier than me and i must admit i cheated. I hit low. I didnt like getting punched in the face. My girlfriend at the time was there. Stephen i boxed once in middle school. Theres a certain age in school reflect lets see if we can get the blood lust up and they have you wrestle and box basically on the same day to see if anybody goes into it. How do you do . Stephen i was the only one who raised his hand to say i will box because boxing was optional. I said ill box because i was 1 of 8 boys in my brothers box, so i raised my hand and wonder guy raised his hand and he was a large boy who had matured before the rest of us. He was shaving and eighth grade and his literal name was rocky. Wow. [laughs] stephen and the coach putting the things in the glove that were pertinent why didnt you run . Why didnt you just turn around stephen because i said i would. Come up with an excuse, im sick, i got a headache, my mother is calling me, got to go home, come up with anything, why didnt you just run why stephen because he was a friend of mine, he wasnt going to hurt me. Did you think rocky was going to take it easy on you . Stephen i had never seen rocky throw a punch. A dude named rocky is not going to take it easy on you stephen so i held up my gloves like this and he punched his glove so hard that i knocked myself out. [laughter and applause] wow stephen and coach goes all right, thats it and then we moved on. Look, we got to go here. 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[cheers and applause] stephen hey, everybody, welcome back to the late show my next guest tonight as an actor you know from the practice, American Horror story and law and order crime, he now stars in fbi most wanted, please welcome Dylan Mcdermott [cheers and applause] wow oh, man, it is so great to be here. Stephen youve played dramatic characters in movies and in tv shows i understand this surprised me because i dont associate with this, you started off doing standup. I did come yes. Stephen i admire that because ive never done standup and this is sort of like stand up but i started off with improv, its lonely up there doing improv i mean doing standup. Why did you stop . Ill tell you why. I was at catch a rising star up there, killed, 5 minutes, killed it. Then i had a little show at the bitter end that went well. And then i think i was feeling myself and decided to go to the comedy seller where they threw me off the stage. Stephen they literally hook to . They came up and pulled me off the stage are not being funny. So that was the end of that career. Stephen one bad show and you are out . Thats enough, believe me if somebody pulls you off the stage . Stephen you think ive never been pulled off stage before . [laughter] ive been doing that since 1988. So then if youre not doing just be a successful actor for 30 years. But that was the greatest night of my life because once you fail like that are free, right . Because what words can happen to you and some guy coming in pulling off the stage . So after that it was like okay, what are they going to do to me . Stephen how did you end up acting at all . Luckily my dad married the woman who wrote stephen even for . Right. Good fortune, i was a troubled kid, she came into my life, she gave me books to read, poems to read, took me to plays, she wrote plays for me. Before she wrote that she wrote a play for me where styr {flush vaginas would drop from the sky and i would wear them as hats. Stephen that sounds like right . Stephen [laughs] gershwin i think wrote that. [laughs] so now now you are in fbi most wanted. We love the fbis over here at the late show. Does three of them. Stephen most wanted, international and theres fbi international. Is it spanish gimmick stephen it comes with a croissant and an espresso. And then there is just the fbi and theres a big crossover, three hour crossover tomorrow night. How does that work . How do you guys cross it up . You know, we had to travel to rome. Stephen must be hard. Yeah, it was hard. International l. Its the three shows, three hours. I dare you to take three brats, thats how exciting it is. Thats my understanding, says my producers. Yeah. So youre going to have a lot of action, drama, a russian highranking russian official that his daughters killed and he blames the u. S. And hes planning a terror attack on the u. S. Its my job to stop them. 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I went on eventually, this is my third show but eventually i went on. You have to do it. Stephen sure. They just come and grab you by the scruff of the neck. Absolutely. But hes incredible, law and order organized crime was so much fun and now fbi most wanted. Stephen i like this look right here. This is earlier this season, he went undercover as a priest. First of all, father, what a waste, i believe we call this. Were you raised catholic . Sure was. Stephen did you draw on, it was their remodeling this on . I had to do no research. Stephen you know exactly what the sky would be like . I mean, i even spoke like the priests i grew up with. Stephen after mass, out there. I love going undercover, this is my favorite role of the season. Stephen and its a really good look is the thing. Its the best stephen if like youre always in a talks, its fantastic. So much respect. Stephen exactly. Get a good seat. Youve been steadily working since 1987 now. Aside from getting yanked off stage. Did you ever is the thing, i said this to somebody of an eye, like when you are a working actor you feel like youre always working when im not working, i feel like ill never work again. Even at this point do you still have that feeling even at this stage of your career . Yeah, because you are never sure when youre time is up, you know . Thats the thing about show business, they never tell you. Stephen there is no little meter on your arm. The phone stops ringing, you stop working but you are living on hope that youre going to get another job, another come back, but you just dont know, so my theory is lets do this together, you and i. Stephen okay. Lets leave before they do that. Before the phone stops ringing. Stephen when . Tonight . [laughter] how soon . Ive got a big show tomorrow. Ive got the show tomorrow. How many years so we do this, how anymore years . All right, so you call me. 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