Viewers. Men in trench coats who were counted as one but were actually three small people stacked on each others shoulders. Its happening. People possess bid demons, thats got to be at least two, right . Time travelers whove come back in time to warn us about trump. Aliens outside our solar system will get the video millions of years in the future. Still counts. People with quados. Again, half of all Trump Supporters have these things. Right . Dont worry, roger. Youre getting counted. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, stephen welcomes Michael Shannon, Meghan Mccain, John Mellencamp, jon batiste and stay human. Live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its stepheStephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen thank you very much thank you, everybody please, sit down ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. The president today is still basking in the afterbirth of his state of the union. This morning, he tweeted thank you for all of the nice compliments and reviews on the state of the union speech 45. 6 Million People watched, the highest number in history. Okay. First, thats not true. Second, its a lie. 45. 6 million isnt the record, because obamas first state of the union had 48 Million Viewers and the most viewed was bill clintons in 1993 which had 66. 9 Million Viewers. audience reacts look, it doesnt matter how many people watched, but what does matter is that the president needs to lie about it, and then somehow get away with it. This is the new world we live in. So let me say, in advance, congratulations to President Trump on winning the super bowl laughter well played. cheers and applause so good. Also, you make a great black panther. laughter but the president did break one record, because this was the most tweetedabout state of the union in twitter history. Yes, twitter history. laughter its like regular history, but shorter and not true. laughter and somehow with more nazis. Trump gave a speech today at a republican retreat in west virginia, where he also talked about how great he did at the state of the union. African american and hispanic unemployment have both reached the lowest levels ever recorded and that is something very, very special. applause and when i made that statement the other night, there was zero movement from the democrats. They sat there, stone cold, no smile, no applause. Stephen yeah, youd think democrats would applaud, since thats all because of obama. laughter cheers and applause i tell ya what i tell ya look, i dont get why black people dont like me. Now, if youll excuse me, i need to call jayz a son of a bitch on twitter. laughter and trump gave his first year in office a pretty glowing review. But, now we fulfilled far more promises than we promised. laughter stephen i dont know. I dont know. I hesitate to drag logic kicking and screaming into this conversation, but you cant fulfill more promises than you promised. Thats just taking credit for stuff that happened. Look at the sun, rose again. Youre welcome. laughter most of the speech was just the president looking for people in the audience. It was the president ial see n say. Where is tim . Where is don young. Tim . Kevin, where are you, kevin . Where are they . Senator . Good senator . Where is orrin . Orrin . Orrin is i love listening to him speak. He said once that i am the single greatest president in his lifetime. Now, he is a young man, so it is not that much, but and he actually once said that im the greatest president in the history of our country, and i said, does that include lincoln and washington . And he said yes. Stephen trump says 83yearold hatch called him greater than lincoln and washington . Someones got dementia, and i wish it was me. laughter he also shared some inspirational words about the future of the country. For americans, nothing, absolutely nothing is out of reach. Because we dont know the meaning of the word quit. Stephen maybe not, but a lot of republican congressman know the meaning of not seeking reelection. cheers and applause and more time with their family they want to spend more time raising money with their family. And trump ended with his best toughguy impression. And theres one more very important promise were keeping. No longer are we making apologies for america. We dont apologize anymore. Stephen we also dont learn from our mistakes, we just barrel forward blindly without any reflection. Happy black history month, everybody cheers and applause see, theyre clapping. Theyre clapping. Why couldnt the democrats clap . You got to give me that. Right now, the hottest news item in america is about a three and a half page memo no one has read. Yet. Are you ready for some footnotes . laughter the memo was authored by house intel chair and man circling back to that lady at the Grocery Store giving out the sample pizza rolls, devin nunes, and his memo supposedly paints a picture of how the f. B. I. And the Justice Department abused their authority to obtain a warrant to spy on a former Trump Campaign adviser. Ugh, sounds a little dry. Cant another porn star come forward about spanking the president . Its been over a week. Daddy needs his juice. I need my num nums laughter no . No porn stars in this story . Okay. Have you checked . Okay. Clear your browser. laughter so cbs policy. So, who is this nunes . Well, the congressman has a reputation around the hill for being an overeager goofball who cant see the line between ingratiating and stupid. So he chose both. laughter you see, some people think this memo shouldnt be released. For instance, the entire department of justice, including the f. B. I. Yesterday, the bureau issued a rare Public Statement about this memo warning it has grave concerns about material omissions of fact, which is f. B. I. For this is horse bleep . Nunes wouldnt even let the f. B. I. Testify about the memo about them, explaining his committee is not going to be briefed by the people that are under investigation by this committee. Yes, theyre under investigation. Explains this flyer i saw at the post office wanted by the f. B. I. The f. B. I. for conspiracy to stop a conspiracy. laughter so why is this memo the biggest story in america right now . Well, partially because friends of the president tell cnn that trump sees the nunes memo as a way to discredit the russia investigation. Yes, its like when youre losing at basketball, so you shoot the ref. I guess i win. Theres nobody to tell me i didnt. Who wants to be the new referee . laughter apparently, trump believes the memo would expose bias within the agencys top ranks and make it easier for him to argue the russia investigations are prejudiced against him. They are prejudiced against you because you said you did the thing theyre investigating you for. Their deep throat is lester holt laughter piano riff cheers and applause hes not the original. No. Clear your browser. Clear your browser. And dig this, daddio theres suspicion that Trumps White House helped nunes write this memo. Because, remember, nunes last supposedly shocking memo was written by the white house. That they gave to him to give back to them. So, during their closed door hearing, illinois congressman mike quigley asked nunes if he or his staff had been talking to white house while they wrote the memo. Nunes made a few comments that didnt answer the question, before finally responding, im not answering. I think you just did. laughter the ultimate target of this memo appears to be Deputy Attorney general and houseelf with a law degree, rod rosenstein. laughter you see, rosenstein appointed Robert Mueller, and under Justice Department regulations, only rosenstein can fire mueller. Yes, he who hires, fires. I believe its latin legal maxim, smeltus dealtus. laughter i think. I think im pronouncing that correctly. Anyway. Trump doesnt trust him. Reportedly, back in december, trump took rosenstein aside and asked him whether he was, on my team. Its all part of a pattern. He also asked comey for his loyalty. And he once asked Jeff Sessions to keep an eye on Robert Mueller by hiding in his pocket. laughter jon pocket b. Pocket b. laughter stephen but now almost certainly this memo will be released. We get reports that there is a rising fear in the white house, that the nunes memo is a dud, and some in the white house are questioning whether its worth angering the f. B. I. Director and Intelligence Community by releasing it. Sir, i know we promised sean hannity wed slather ourselves with honey and run through the bear cave, but its starting to feel like a bad idea. laughter but, mr. President , even if the memo doesnt prove that the f. B. I. Is out to get you, look on the bright side after you release it, they might be laughter weve got a great show for you tonight. Michael shannon is here. But when we return, to be even more monologue stick around. We cant stay here why . Flat toilet paper ill never get clean way ahead of you. avo charmin ultra strong. It cleans better. Its four times stronger and you can use less. Enjoy the go with charmin. To everyone else, ieveryone else. But on the inside, i feel chronic, widespread pain. Fibromyalgia may be invisible to others, but my pain is real. Fibromyalgia is thought to be caused by overactive nerves. Lyrica is believed to calm these nerves. Im glad my doctor prescribed lyrica. 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He was fired from muellers investigation for antitrump texts and emails where he called trump an idiot and an enormous douche. laughter applause look, look hold on. Hold on if youre going to fire someone for portraying donald trump like a douche on the internet. Maybe start with donald trump. cheers and applause piano riff lets be fair. Republicans have hypped story as evidence that there is a deep state conspiracy within the f. B. I. To bring down trump. Remember, in october 2016, comey sent congress a letter saying hes reopening the investigation on clintons emails just days before the election . Remember that . The Inflection Point that shattered our universe into two timelines and were stuck in the bad one . But yesterday we learned that strzok cowrote that letter. Uhoh so the guy they accused of conspiring to take trump down, helped get him elected. Its the perfect ending to a perfect waste of time. It turns out this whole conspiracy was just a long, pointless strzokfest. But despite all of this chaff, muellers investigation grinds on. One thing mueller is looking into is the Infamous Trump tower meeting during the campaign, when russians promising dirt on Hillary Clinton met privately with don jr. And jared kushner. Thats how you bond in the trump family. Hey, jared, lets grab some brews and aid a hostile foreign power. Dont tell ivanka its dude collude night you got to have the boys night. Ladies dont understand applause when news of that meeting leaked last year, all the trumplings had to get their lies straight. So, on air force one, President Trump and his advisers raced to cobble together a news release that described the meeting as being about an obscure russian adoption policy. Makes sense. Trumps been interested in adoption ever since eric was born. laughter sorry. Stop it. Jon whoa stephen i know. Someones little boy. Now were learning more about that coverup, and it involves White House Communications director and wax figure of nancy kerrigan, hope hicks. laughter because now a former member of trumps legal team, is planning to tell mueller about a previously undisclosed Conference Call with trump and hope hicks. What a thrill ride memos Conference Calls still no porn star . Still laughter okay. Take the safe search off. Still no . Nothing. laughter remember, before meeting with the russians, don jr. Said in his emails that he loved the idea of colluding with the russian government . Well, this former legal guy is going to say that hicks told President Donald Trump that the trump jr. Emails will never get out. Theres no way. How could they . Unless donald trump jr. Does the stupidest thing possible and tweets them out himself on july 11, 2017. laughter so, good luck, ms. Hicks. These are the trumps you work for. Youre literally the only hope they have. 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And help make more tomorrows possible. From far away. But they harryonly see his wrinkles. If only harry used some. Bounce, to dry. He would be a less wrinkly, winning guy. Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea heres pepto bismol ah. Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea its not just something we say when you arrive. The warmth of an irish welcome stays with you long after you leave. So come on over. Well give you the inside track. And let you into some Little Secrets that will take you back through history, bring our landscapes to life, and make your evenings last longer. Welcome to ireland. cheers and applause band playing stephen hey, everybody, welcome back to the city cheers and applause you know my first guest from boardwalk empire, nocturnal animals, and the shape of water. He now stars in the new miniseries, waco. Please welcome Michael Shannon. cheers and applause its so nice of them not to act like they feel that they have been robbed. Stephen because its you . Because its me. Stephen youre an oscar nominee. Why wouldnt they be excited . cheers and applause exactly yeah, you reeled that fish in and then you milked it. Yes, yes. Stephen nice to have you on. I got to meet you this afternoon when we were working on a very special psa that will be shown tomorrow night that were really excited about. Very important work. Stephen thank you for helping me raise awareness. No problem. Stephen im a big fan of yours from boardwalk empire you are a member of a cult in a movie, a kind of divided and separated sect. Now youre in the new series, a limited series called waco on the paramount network which used to be spike, and its about waco. Its about the tragedy that happened at the standoff between the f. B. I. And david koresh at waco. I was going to ask if you played david koresh. laughter thats what everybody asks. Stephen why do you think they ask you that, michael, shannon . Because i have such long, curly hair. I really dont know. I guess they assume. But i think david was a little bit younger than me. But, honestly, david is a very charming and fascinating individual. Stephen to be a leader of a cult you have to be charming. Yeah, you cant be grumpy and be, like, get over here time for prayers heres your porridge time to go to bed no, it has to be more than that. Stephen who do you play in this. Gary nesner, a wonderful human being who was the head negotiator for the f. B. I. For a number of years. He has a wonderful book, i believe its called stalling for time, the documents, the number of cases he worked on over the years, but waco was obviously the most notable. Stephen its my understanding he was not there for negotiating the entire time. No. Theres a team of negotiators, and he trains them, he oversees the division, but, you know, its an exhausting and can be a somewhat tedious job. Theres a lot of waiting around and stephen did he establish a relationship is that part of the negotiates job is to establish a relationship with someone like koresh . Yes, you want to establish a rapport and gain some sort of trust. Its difficult because there is the negotiating branch and then also a Tactical Branch and then there is leadership that can side with either branch, depending on how they feel its going. So sometimes you get put in a position as a negotiate where you say somethings going to happen and then it doesnt, and that obviously becomes very frustrating for the people youre negotiating with. Stephen obviously everybody remembers waco ended in tragedy. I believe we have a clip here where your character is talking tto koresh. What has just happened . Well, this is the very outset of the negotiations. Its the first time that impair is talking to gary is talking to david on the phone and gary is very quickly trying to figure out what will appease david and get these people out safely. Stephen lets take a look. Jim . All right, david. This is gary, f. B. I. Hey, gary. How are you doing . You know, i suppose we both have had better days. Yeah. Youre telling me. Yeah. How do you say your name, david . Is it koresh or you ever heard somebody die, gary . Unfortunately. Then you say the last syllable of my name like a dying man, koresssshhhhh. Stephen wow. Thats not ketchup on the shirt. He had been shot. Stephen before the standoff started . Yes. Stephen you started off as an actor in chicago. So did i. I guess youre younger than i am, thats why we didnt overlap. But the first time i laid eyes on you was a play called schumacher directed by a dear friend of mine dexter bullard. Stephen hes bright as a shiny new dime. He really is. Stephen nobody saw that play because there were only 20 seats in a house. We did it in a storefront theatery you paint the window black like a storefront like a lot were. Its nice to get to a point where people are paying you to act. Stephen how long did that take for you . How long did you struggle in the fields of the lord before anybody said were going to cut a check for you to do that . Yeah, it was a few years. It was a few years for sure. Stephen what did you do to get by . laughter i did a variety of things. I work at a pet store. I worked at a bagel place, a book store. But i think one of my most lucrative gigs was playing bongos on the subway. I socked away quite a bit of cash doing that. Stephen really . Do they pay you to stop because that could get loud. Were you a good bongo player . laughter no, not at all. But the thing is i played in this tunnel. Theres the red line and blue line in chicago and a tunnel that connects them and it has great reverb, so it disguises the fact you dont have any rhythm whatsoever, you just kind of pound on them and its a very soothing or i thought it was soothing. Stephen how much would you make in a day playing the bongos . I think my biggest day was five bucks. Stephen wow. But that was a pity day. That was five bucks of pity. Yes. Yes. But i spent it very wisely. laughter stephen i bused, also. I had friends on northwestern and i bused together. We did terrible mime. Terrible mime . Stephen even worse that be your bongo playing, i bet. A bongo would have improved our mine. We should have hooked up. That would have been killer. Stephen 7. Enough to go get a beer, go to, like, the harr hare krishnas ant them read to you while you eat a free chick pea salad because you will do anything as a young actor to survive. What were your mime scenarios. Stephen you know pin and magnet exercises where you stand in a neutral position, youre the pin, someone else is a magnet and they put you in different positions like that. Me and another girl would be facing each other and another man would come by and he would move us joint by joint and tell stories. He would make us kiss or dance or Something Like that and it took forever. My favorite thing is people would take photographs of us while we were standing perfectly still. I imagine them going home and saying, you cant tell from this photograph, but theyre perfectly still. laughter capturing the magic. Stephen speaking of magic and perfectly still, as a star, people ask you for selfies all the time. Selfys, yes. Stephen and youve become famous for your great stone face. This is the face you give people. Yeah. Stephen for selfies. I want it to look like were friends, you know. Like weve known each other a long time. Old buds. Stephen oh, really . Yeah. Stephen give me the friend face. laughter i cant do it now, im too happy is that youre too happy . Okay. Now show me friendly laughter how do you respond . Because people come up to me all the time for selfies and you want to be nice, like, do you like that or do you encourage that . I prefer having a brief conversation with somebody as opposed you know, a lot of times, people just run up and the first thing out of their mouth is can i get a picture with you . They dont even say hello or hi or whatever. You know, i get it theyre excited or whatever, but the thing is, back in the old days, if you really wanted a picture, you would actually have a camera and it would have to be hanging around your neck. If i saw that, i would have sympathy, this person is lugging this camera around everywhere, of course ill take a picture with you. But now everybody have these phones and they take pictures of everything. I have a bad habit on the subway of looking at what people are doing on their phones. Its horrifying. Ive seen some of the most ridiculous stuff. The other thing i dont like is somebody will say, ive got this greatest picture. They go on their phone and they have, like, 5,000 pictures in their phone and theyre like, its going to be worth it. Just wait, oh, my god, ill never forget when i took this picture. It was, like, so fun in and uh and it was still like it was the best time well, anyway, it was great you had to be there. And you never actually see that picture. So i dont want to be that picture on somebodys phone. I met Michael Shannon, it was incredible. I asked if he would take a picture with me, he said yes. No, thats not him. Thats somebody else. I just dont want to be that person. Stephen i can understand that. Yeah. Stephen could i get a selfie with you . Yeah, for old times sake. Stephen all right. Do you want a friendly face . Stephen i want the Michael Shannon face. Flip that bad boy around. What are you doing here . Were friends here. Beautiful. Great. Stephen Michael Shannon. Waco airs wednesdays on paramount network Michael Shannon, everybody well be right back with Meghan Mccain cheers and applause band playing you doing your taxes . Oh. Yeah. Trying to sneak them in between set ups. Why are you using turbotax . Hm . Well h r block more zero lets you file online for free even if you itemize deductions. Turbotax doesnt do that. Oh man. At this point, it kind of just seems like you hate money. Yikes that was not me. I think somebody touched something. Unlike turbotax, h r block more zero lets you file online for free, even if you itemize deductions. A more free way to file. Get your taxes won. elevator speaker going down. Oh no. Peter . Its kristy. Camp jenkins . Maybe this will jog your memory. Alexa, play my funky place. alexa playing your music. Remember our dance . Yeah, im not peter. Alexa, note to self. Take the stairs next time. Get a free moto mod with amazon alexa when you buy a moto z2. Available at major carriers. cheers and applause band playing stephen hey welcome back, everybody my next guest is a cohost of theview, has worked for both msnbc and fox news and of course is the daughter of the senior senator from arizona. Please welcome Meghan Mccain cheers and applause band playing hi hi stephen hello oh, my gosh such a good theater stephen it is a good theater, isnt it . Thank you for having me. Stephen thank you for being here. Weve met before. Do you remember being on my old show. I was on your show on Comedy Central and i was about 24 and we talked about abstinenceonly education and i talked about losing my virginity on National Television. Stephen thats the part i remember. And my mother is quite a conservative woman and was horrified, and afterward called me and was, like, i did not raids you to speak in such a fashion on National Television with Stephen Colbert was Stephen Colbert offended . I was, like, i think hes going to be okay, but it stayed with me forever and im talking about it again with you. Stephen all you did is acknowledge that you had had sex. Yes, i had said Something Like i dont want to preach what i dont practice, and you were i was, like, at the moment, i was, like, this is terribly uncomfortable. Stephen i think i might have said Something Like, how much practice have you had . laughter now maybe this will be our tradition and my parents will be watching tonight, so, fantastic, to bring this up once again. So im now a married woman. Stephen oh, its totally fine now. Now, how is your dad . As everyone probably knows, he has glioblastoma multiform grade 4, brain cancer. Hes in arizona at our ranch doing therapy. He has amazing doctors. Hes doing really well. Thank you very much. cheers and applause its a really scary cancer. Its a really, really scary cancer, and its been my family is no different than any other family who has experience with cancer. Wes had a rough time at christmas and hes made this crazy amazing recovery which i guess i shouldnt be surprised at because hes so resilient in so many ways. Hes a tough bastard. Its nice hes doing well and i hope he comes back to washington very soon because i would like to see him go up against trump a little more. cheers and applause stephen now, youre on the view now. I am. Its so weird. Im on the view for four months and i cant believe im actually on this show. Stephen whats weird about it . The shows been on 21 years and im the 21st host and theres something about this show, i had been on so many shows people never watched and couldnt figure out what channel it was on. Everyone knows what the view is and being the one conservative on the view has this weird lure to it and a lot of interesting people have very intense reactions to it. People are, like, i love you on the view or i absolutely hate you and youre ruining my show and its an interesting seat to take over. Stephen do you feel like a lamb chop in a wolf den . Im really tough. Im not a daisy or a snowflake and i can handle it. Stephen do you feel more conservative now that youre among nonconservatives . I worked at fox for years and when youre surrounded by conservative, youre in a warm bubble and its, like, everyone feels this way. I didnt know people were quite as liberal as they are. And every morning its, like, why are all republicans racist nazis and im, like, i havent had my latte and maybe we can talk about something else. But its a really interesting experiences special in the trump area. Stephen you had joe biden on a little while ago and his son bo had the same cancer your father had. Are you close with Vice President biden . My parents and his family came up together in politics. I have a cold heart on television and i never cry. It was a weird experience before christmas. My father was in the hospital and people didnt know at the time, ted kennedy, bo biden had glioblastoma. If he runs for president , im totally bleep because i love him and hes such a wonderful, warm man and i can call him at yon time when im feeling overwhelmed by cancer. I cant express what his support and love of him and his family has meant to me at this moment because cancer is scary and having someone like him whos been through so much tragedy to empathize and give his time especially because hes one of the most powerful people on the planet. Stephen hes a very kind and grounding figure. If you were to run in 2020 would you be a little democrat curious . I disagree with his politics, like, 75 , but i have cried to him on multiple occasions about cancer so i would have a very, very difficult time, and hes never talked crap about my dads service, so that certainly gives him a leg up as well. Stephen sure does. applause as you said earlier, youre a married woman. May i show this photo . Thats my new husband. Stephen and theres john and cindy mccain there. Just before the holidays. So lovely. Thank you. Stephen i have been told a member of the cbs family performed the ceremony, was it tom selleck . Who was it . It was John Dickerson who hosted face the nation and now hosts the cbs morning show. Hes such a wonderful man. He covered my fathers election in 20000 when i was 13 and i knew him then. He goes on face the nation all the time. John dickerson of all the journalists in d. C. , hes the warmest, loveliest man of integrity ive ever known in politics and it was such an honor to have him perform the ceremony. No one drank a lot during the reception. I wanted a really country, like, just everybody, like, sort of drink a lot of whiskey and eat a lot of bison stephen im sorry. Go back. What was the second part . Eat a lot of bison. I like game. Im from arizona. So i like game. Stephen was it a pick your own . Yeah, we shot everything right before the wedding. laughter im not a marriage person and i thought i would never get married so i just wanted it to be a drunk party. I didnt throw a bouquet. I was so bored with the whole thing. I didnt like picking out my wedding dress, i just wanted to have a good time. Stephen marriage and the family unit are very conservative ideals. Why is that not a part of the conservative vision for yourself . Im so independent and alpha and i never thought i would find someone i wanted to do life with. But all the cliches stephen do life, that sounds like a sentence. I sentence you to life with ben congratulations. Thank you. Thank you. Stephen give our best to your parents. Your dad as well. Back with a performance by john mccain, stick around thank you so much crew through the lens of google pixel 2. These are the streets where they were born and raised. And this is what keeps them off the streets. 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Ladies and gentlemen, John Mellencamp cheers and applause heres an easy target with just one quiet pop shot to hell anyway no reason to stop in the streets and the gutters the cotton fields in this land heres an easy target with a trigger in your hand so, black lives matter who we trying to kid heres an easy target they dont matter, never did crosses burning such a long time ago 400 years and we still dont let it go well, let the poor be damned so, let the poor be damned and the easy targets too all of us are created equal equally beneath me and you children crying under the timekeeping sun the war on the easy targets looks like its just begun easy targets all along the avenue living here in sucker town just me and you behind the bars to keep each other apart easy targets this countrys broken heart this countrys broken heart cheers and applause stephen thank you, john. 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