If you’ve been reading my columns for a while now, you’ll know that I don’t really know anything about anything.
I don’t know how the economy works, I don’t understand why we can’t just print more money so everyone would be rich, and I still don’t know how to click the petrol pump thing so that it just pumps on its own without having to stand there clenching it the whole time until your hand becomes a frozen white claw.
I hope that what I shockingly lack in useful knowledge for a woman who's nearly 30 though, I make up for in honesty.