Event description
Get warm and funky for THE FUNK KLUB's winter return to The Baroque Room, Carrington Hotel, Katoomba on Saturday 24th July 2021.
About this event
A little-known side-effect of the COVID pestilence was a lethal organism called Anti-Funk. This attacked red blood cells so savagely that musicians found themselves only able to play hymns, God-bothering country tunes and songs by Mariah Carey or Justin Bieber. Many burned their instruments in disgust, and became florists or chartered accountants. Dancers, meanwhile, found their booties immobile and their arms glued to their sides.
What to do? The Funk Klub's Dr Funkenstein developed a secret vaccination (rumoured by a Mr Kelly to involve red blood cells, whisky and filtered swamp water - but don't try it at home). Having used himself as a guinea pig, the good doctor administered the vaccine to his colleagues, Professor Steam Funk, El Funquero, Brother Funk, Buddy McFunk and Doris Darque. When they stopped pulling faces, a (verbal) motion was moved and seconded (and thirded by someone who didn't quite understand the protocol): "Let's get funkier!"