This David Nixon there is a fast printing of then. And right you are too much for this screw thius resume of English words has probably given an idea of the game to new words and as Jim writes I don't think it has that last sentence confuse me and probably confuse most of us this is the right way to go back on it yes truth yes resume of pure English words has probably given them an idea well they're not I mean for a start raising may presume he's French so it's not all English words you can have a resume of French words or English No but the point is that you use the word is' you may well yes not an English word and you just said that the whole thing was English was a French word not you will do that but I'm going to give you 3 mobs this is messages misstate for yeah they and what I want to argue about Strewth e s. . No and I know their names and yeah just about when you say that there is what it means resembling the ole Scrooge would. We just buried our heads in the sand Thank you it's probably give you an idea they gave the new listeners who've never heard many of the hawg. On something that still told you because if then new listeners then what if they have had it if all how right you were a little more. The ladies are leading at the end of that 1st piece by 14 points to 8 politics not. Only. Only half the lies told about today's politicians are true. David Nixon. Quoted that to counsel I'm sure now that you can say that because if any how off the lies true lie isn't true any way too much politics whether at local government level is always complex. Reynolds Yes politics is I mean didn't you say politics all yes even you saying All right national Now yes politics means political matters it should be in the plural politics all too much politics are always complex democracy is especially complex democracy is the worst form of government except set labs to except for any other fool. Did say except twice now. At some point stand No 2 the other side get points because gladsome didn't say Oh. David Nixon I believe that that was Winston Churchill yes it will and he didn't say it quite like that go on. Your go to mostly cite what was that 1st democracy is the worst form of government except. For other forms of government or other forms that have been tried something that excess. Up to all those other forms that have been tried from time to time another 2 mocks Mr Nixon and gradually. Was Julian Reynolds he wanted to have it he didn't say like that because he would have said more like Except for any I don't I mean. We charge for impersonating. The science of political matters was founded by Ed is total around 310 a.d. And he probably had to memorize not 80 and I think I still hold to live at that time when did you live. On that but I would suggest 310 b.c. Not bad I'll give you 2 marks 30384322 b. C. The dates of Aristotle and now just over probably had many discussions with Plato. Him right unlike I don't think pedo was laughing if he was actually I didn't like each other or the later. Plato was his by many yes I don't know something the other way out if you see what I mean had he. Later was the senior journalist and historical classified government in the Royal to Commonwealth and had a stalker see this last week David Nixon I would challenge aristocracy I shouldn't because it's quite right to know the latest this last being aptly named after Aristotle. David Nixon I don't think it was named after I was talking who was it named of. Osama the fella. I know I would retire gracefully and you would have one ma getting what he wanted to pick up another mob at a stalker see direct translation it means best. The pair of those were tyranny inadequacy and only god. David Nixon. And adequacy Yeah. No I would query it yes or you would have one mark for quitting you know who would like to fill in inadequacy instead of. Own democracy democracy you have your of them up one of the majority of voters are ill qualified to vote through lack of information and moan entry they also the usually. One then g 100 no no no why. Doesn't mean that what does it mean I did. It was the opposite of polyandry but I can't think of what polyandry is either that yes that shite anyone's that you're not one instead of yes we know that you me and want to know and I'm going to give your to you got it down 3 means having one husband of the time I don't know what he would support that you would have what it means. And the I simply can guess they can't. They also vote usually for the candid about the most persuasive manner Jim Rice Candy was candy bar candidate a candidate too much with the most persuasive amount of regardless of political or to Jim Wright that's not showing then I think they tend to vote for the party rather than the person may not be true but it's what I've got here today the most persuasive matter regardless of political ability economic sense all that all important that's attended to attended it early. David Nixon What was that last word patter diddling that's what you do on a drum isn't it that's what you don't know Dr Harry didn't yes said was it wrong yes that. You want to correct it what should it be. I don't know you got one Mach one about 10 to diddle tards it'll Yes you didn't get it right for the end of that piece the gentleman have sprung into the lead by 29 marks to 26 the old boy me. Memory test now I'm going to read out a piece from the collected historical writings of messages and later a reader to get a little differently in the teams will tell me how different they're all for British tribes 1st the Scots who keep the Sabbath and everything else they can lay their hands on. Second the Welsh who pray on their knees on Sunday and all the neighbors the rest of the week. Said the Irish You don't know what they want but are prepared to die for it. Unfolds the English who claim the outer race of self-made man which relieves the load of the most dreadful responsibility. And why you hate about that I had to give a musical mistakes man at the piano is Steve race thanks. RINGBACK A lot again Tristan and Isolde Romeo and Juliet you know and they and they have inspired composers of music as well as composers of poetry let me remind you when I would Judy Garland song the line out of the middle those famous lovers will make them forget from Adam and Eve to scalloped and write. 'd as I find a job yes too much to you I mention scholars and read that scholar and Tim Scott it hard scalloped Buckland husband I was wrong. It's gone it's a hot it was had made and I wasn't to remember the film theme. And the. Yes That last phrase that too much to you and that was cause Laura's theme . Gillian really wasn't our esteemed she's in Dr Zhivago guess right so do what was the nice theme from Gone With The Wind Yes But Tara's theme is the phrase I hope you get the mocks anyway Tara being the other woman of course they are Gone With The Wind No it's not it's the house the house that to move off film lovers played by Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman recalled it for me by this to. Helena. Did you did you did. Quite right to the gentleman yes yes it was the 2nd fright. David you're in a bit anxious that bit quick I pressed on the truth I thought 123 this is right this change over to opera in operatic the love story of Roussillon unload Millet was a classic. Is that the window to get in if not you did very well I'm not God with how much is a dog in the window as to operatic heroines Cho-Cho son to name but 3. David how many I mean I know sort of a Wahid name yesterday but one yes to talk to you know the g.i. Bride and a tragic one too was she saying this. And that. All those names for pay you were very late discovering that yes why not a good 1st time but the 2nd time was a bit of a cheat I'll give the benefit of a very large doubt so me what she doesn't say I'll play it for you. Bombs doesn't pay the Did you don't have I don't just abandon Yes Good for you it's late yes 2 bucks to you in law and the hero 1st meets the head I mean under the table I was there. I'll take a chance on that being inaccurate will be right just funny operators to Mach 2 they meet at the door of his studio actually the 1st pair of lovers I spoke about in this week's program was just some of these sold out but on the end. I was just emphasizing that they were stars but. 2 months away I want to end with a song about an elderly couple from Holland. They most sexy and not from hot indefinite London my dear old Dutch That's right to talk to you is the song. Again same day Much luck to you from that. I'm not the David it had to be that all together now. For. Thank you Steve brace and your music spot has brought the goes back in the lead once again ladies leading by 51 to 47. Thank you now back to that memory just like there are 3 British fives Jim Rice fall to Mach's 1st day of the Scots who keep Sunday and everything else. On a something that's Sabbath quite true too much you could have got to by pointing out I should have said 1st and not 1st did and everything else they can put their hands on David Next lay their hands on to a mocks 2nd the Irish who pray on their knees to memorize the Welshman next to mocks who pray on their knees on Sunday and on their friends temporized neighbors to March for the rest of the time. The generals rest of the week 2 months that the Irish You don't know what they're doing but up are said to die for it Tim Rice we don't know what they believe in what they want children related don't know what they want to March 4th the English who say they're so afraid people Jim Wright was . Finally or that there wasn't too late it would force the English who say they are self-made people which Jillian Reynolds Southmead men to mount which relieves a lot of the most dreadful consequences David Nixon No it wasn't the most dreadful consequences what was it one not to have. Responsibility responsibility that's the other far that was team with having to work on the score now 59 to the gentleman but 63 to the latest of the thing the many a slip big game Explorer the Levant still stood on the edge of a lake and Jim Rice he wouldn't of stood on the Late on the edge of the lake he would have stood by the edge of the lake he would have sunk presumably he could have stood on the edge of a lake if he didn't mind getting his feet well that would be a b. And it would be in the end that would be on the edge harpies feet in the lake and the hop out of the lake to take a lead and listen to this lie and calling to his mate. Again he. Came right. How did you know it was calling to his mate. I mean if. We called in an expert. Anything else oh yes we're going to I think that was a lioness I don't think that was a. Very butch To me it was a put. All that you into a secret nicks and it was a Tigris haha I knew it was female I tell him a mile off you have one more few Aga mock let's hear your impression of a lie I'm. Starting now. And over to give us a basis of comparison with thing here is a real line. Place near his good to. Hear about an octave up but never mind you get your album up a lot of the lines in fascination of David Nic. I. Was suddenly distracted by the bark of a zipper of. Getting run does a zebra Bock I would have thought it would have Winnie being more of a horse thing it bugs to the judgment by the bark of a zebra as Deborah sond he knew so well like this. Elena something that's not a barking zebra What is it. It's. Curacao Nimal actually. It's him all the time yes is. This old picky talk to him Harry Yes Would you like to give us your impression of autopsy of zebra Yeah oh ah well it goes. I have I have to I be the dog No I mean a barking zebra Yes I'm giving 3 to the gentleman that was a perfectly good. Cold spot. Yes the bed a cove that is your own to the river rose 2 creatures 1st the frightening thesaurus followed by a Tim Rice the 1st means by a lake I think and secondly the Saurus is a book is now called I'm all right to tell us a method so that you get. 2 marks for the book and 2 months for the river because you food you food message to Rome and he wrote river he should have written. Followed by the Warsaw horse better known as the rhinoceros which. Had a part of us as a whole lot of us quite right to muck which made a noise like this. I don't think that's a HIPPA what you think it it sounds like a comb aren't. There Mark so that it was a dingo. Would you like to give us your impression of a hippopotamus the whole lot. Come on you get mocks that way well. That's a young one well let's hear let's have a real one here. I was sitting here there are no marks for rock. Suddenly vellum came face to face is with a herd of little and it gave Elena some of you God save face to face why no one said it it's because we've gone away you shouldn't of 2 to the Genoa with a head of lettuce and it gave them to some of you that is. It's a good the right collect if elected married to some one mug what should it be. A pack. One to the gentleman gentleman who got any ideas it should be a leap of leopards I want a leap and you already know and could see that he yes and it gave him a shock because he had never thought they might meet together in this world David Nixon you need together. Meet meet his Enough is meet His enough to walk then the leopards were distracted by will of the beast that went. No no I remember distinctly water will do. You get. All I want you heard what you had in fact was a llama as to how accurate it was Eleanor's and protection of the world the beast we were not when we had a real one. I think thought was. I do congratulate you on that I guess everybody turns out and that's the end of the news. Score No 98 of the gentleman 72 to the lady. I was now we go to many a slip a gram and this many of the program has been written on a typewriter that has never left a Who is that yes written by a typewriter not allowed. On a typewriter like very very bad grammar might complain that written by a typewriter all it's written with a typewriter that but not on it let's forget a book on the typewriter that has known that's a caper King. Katherine went into her kitchen to prevent a meal David next she couldn't have gone into the kitchen it would be and it seemed I mean if. You're looking for which I remember that there brick which you needed to write Limerick as a caveat. For which she needed a carefully contrived diet consisting of cabbage cut with a knife into this countless David Nixon with a knife to mops into countless conflicting configurations compacted into cake with a quantity of self selected on some field cake because it could take care it does too much with a quantity of selected conflicts and then compounded the David next like Slate throughout and then compounded into the neat square packages she connected it all together in a some of the of packages has a k. In it so it has to mug she collected it all together and wrapped it in a napkin she did not counting David next and that can do marks she'd given up counting calories as she knew that to add them up would be Eleana someone she knew with a k. At the front too much would be mathematically difficult to measure particular bring her to David Nixon nothing I mean if that was going to bring her to her knees she telephoned him right conies conies too much she telephoned a boyfriend who had just been knighted back over the previous Tim Rice and I did too much in fact over the previous night I'm. Happy to do it again when one trip. Back over the previous night for his contribution to the cause of getting him suggested that they went Julian right then nothing to mock suggested that they went for a walk towards the consul I don't know some of you ought to Moxon up to keep. Him out I mean you know she coaxed him into a carriage and Jim Rice kiss too much and go out about the chipping Sauber. Chipping salt but in her. Way He also to imagine him just enough to. I had to interrupt fairly quickly. To memorize case. That's as far as we have to go not yet with this funny end of this 1st drug the gentlemen have a runaway victory by 110 to 86. Thank you until next week then on behalf of the teams on the Sellafield and Jillian Reynolds and David Nixon and Tim Rice and Steve Ray's obvious gold was big smile and say goodbye thank. Goodness for the 5 written by illness that the chairman was right down the road and could use that knowledge in Fisher. Thank you. And there's more slipping this time next week. Plus it comes to b.b.c. Radio 4 extra. Mike Brooks for that matter. Yes indeed well each contestant could win his or her very own radioactive chateau in the wall and of course if they're lucky they could also in a radio actually fish lice or snap on his fishing. So everything to play for let's meet the contestants who. Jamie out on a yoke a usual rules 1st want to get it gets it. Question one where would you find a mom a broken Gemini know London as it's a gem of a mob a large place into which is further west Montreal Ottawa ultimate No The answer is neither Toronto is further west and both of them. Question The question shut up Question 3 is a trick question True or False True no false. Right I'm afraid is a perfectly ordinary question. What is the capital of Portugal it's been no Amsterdam afraid Was it a trick question was a trick question it was in fact true what question for. False Alona is a resort in which Scandinavian country is in Spain correct but I'm afraid Spain is not a Scandinavian country all right there I can give you that question 5 who was president of France when. I can help you on this one afraid. That's going to get you know President John look here I was young I was looking for president the mid 19th century Question 6 how many countries does the Danube flow through full on 7 which is it I think it's I think it's half way combo if you write something on the next question. When did your browser become British Oh I know this 11704 yes more precisely. You Yes Oh good More precisely I did. What I do know with 17 yeah oh well precisely. I do what I need oh what a shame because I put my plus 4 more precisely. Precisely I can't get any more precise than 5 plus for our country what a pity you are so close and I might have one last 5 minutes and 35 seconds passed for that. Well it was 36 seconds in fact. You know there's one second out there out here so we can give you that. Once rather be afraid so no one wins out hard luck uprise remains on for another week so hopefully by the end of a serious I should get to keep. Classic comedy every day b.b.c. Radio 4 extra b.b.c. Sound. Radio 4. Now from 1988 vigor and enterprise are good for an expanding business Jimmy Bright who submitted a report to photo the last time they considered a takeover was when Lang holdings bought the moat I hope you keeping up Jimmy recalls his takeover battles of the seventy's. Mind your own business. For the next half hour you are invited to mind your own business in the company of an it cause Big Ben is Ramzan and he blogs and as our main man of business Bernard Cribbins and Frank golden. An expanding firm like bright Co depends on vigor and enterprise so it's good to find managing director Jimmy bright once again in buoyant mood so Mr Sanders reading your report now yes Mrs Holmes do you know I hadn't thought about a takeover since bright color that little spot of bother you mean when we're 50000000 face today could ation and were bailed out by Ling holdings Yes that little spot of blood up there set me back a bit that you know but now I'm in the mood again I've been thinking about my takeover battles in the seventy's and now we're back in business I'm really feeling gear again except that now you can't take anything over without laying say so now listen even Pharaoh's got to see the potential in this even though he has a great pile of jewels down graph. Stupid he seems to prefer saving money to making it. Reuse paper clips don't throw away carbon paper tube you can see through it and save use tight Rajib ribbons in case someone dies and we need on vans. I mean living holdings is a business and Faroe is part of it. Well the 2nd rule of business is spend money to my money what's the 1st rule of business don't leave the biscuits out they go limp darling look I have been stagnating but I'm going to take broad Cohen to the stratosphere Mrs Forbes even willing holdings on our back that's their spirit Mr Bright and what is this company you want to take over now is a complete and utter confidence Terry toys toys Yes but don't think it's not a serious business it is the classic scene right for takeover sleepy management undervalued assets are accounting and lets the Terry the terror dactyl who Terry the terror attack tell you new soft toy it's a little dinosaur with wings a 2 foot beacon scaly skin I think I know the creature they're supposed to be extinct but we get them eating our lettuces yet but it so happens that a mite of mine designed it so I've seen the prototype I'm know it's going to take off it's a hunch I know what kids like you see because I'm a big kid myself underneath and on top. Of the support you ask to see me the minute I've finished it now you read it you see why Oh it's very cogent it's always a pleasure to read Judge or out what's up wire such tapping pain in my thigh I got at 0 Mrs Forbes is one of your critique cacti Actually that's the European prickly pear. Perfect pitch even get just sticky leading into the room like that though. I read it consciously that my little hobbit it was any hom. Yesterday I don't one know what we were doing sitting on the window sill it wasn't on her windows here it was on my chat I've taken no action as I don't know if it was placed there by accident or design now I realize I've made myself unpopular with my cost cutting and redundancy but this is all for. Actress crotch. Which I wasn't willing to run well with who cares which one it was do something about the Mrs Fogg's do something talk to them or something anyway Ross Report Yes James yesterday Teddy toys I don't propose to commission a feasibility study you know why no messing about straight in and now we have got work to do Mrs Ford get out stockbrokers then we must sweeten the type of a panel You misunderstand I can't possibly sanction this project and then we'll get you Paula. It's much too speculative speculate it's just not Knight toys high risk industry the marketplace is littered with remain the don't exist you just haven't taken the figures seen allow me to suggest that as a senior accountant I may know more about figures than even you it's a no you miserable little lamb stuff if I sense that it looked and saw on your part to accept my decision you are free to appeal to the board of LNG holdings but I fancy they'll back me I'll show that I well they're just like you lot of stuff shirts none of us got the foresight or imagination of a well I assure you we have. But I have finished taking my neck out but it's kept me from now on I'm just going to sit back and let it all happen. Nope don't go after him is his fault I wanted to remind you I should be away next week yes you are taking weekly 3 weeks a year we are condemned to take them we must. 2 weeks are used for the time with 7 of the 3rd I was going to paper the whole but Mrs Haddo insists we go away she has chosen sudden so you'll be back on Monday we can guess oh rather no no on Monday week I have to go to ling holdings so William Petit has asked to see me who do discuss the review of bright goes progress I've been writing this past month but what does he need to discover. The the vacancy on the board created by Mr Drew's retirement home Mr Ara 18 so really and Kenny must have great faith in you. Thank you Mr while up gamin fado come in and sit down well I trust you look pale Yes you really are I've just been on holiday yet well sit down now I've got your review of course reams of Bam haven't had time to read it oh what would you be good enough to fetch you from that walk not before you sit down out what's the matter Yeah I seem to have damaged one of the prickles on York actus not too wide a there's plenty more my wife's taken to breeding them if breeding is the word whatever it is they do here and carriages and to do it in the conservatory extremely fond of them now you know that one has only recently discovered it in Guadalupe apparently but how fascinating we'll sit down fallow for heaven's sake now as I say I've had no time to read your voluminous review and I hope I never shall give it to me in a nutshell in response to over Manning I have shed no less than 800 personnel from the combined group work yes yes yes yes but get to the meat. This cost cutting is all very well and I see you've cut 4 percent off the electricity bill and under your aegis bright Co buys 2 gallons a year less cow gum and honey have thought that once a paragraph to itself but what about the takeovers and we were dealing bright was so fond of oh don't worry I put a stop to that what he won't risk any more capital fado want is the logical end to your campaign of redundancies and cost cutting. In 2 years time there would be one employees left and right when spend a penny on anything all business will cease and bright coal consists of a of an enormous mountain of 10 pound note that you've saved Well then what do we do put it all in a building society by $40000000.00 premium bonds and I think all investors might be a teeny bit disappointed Joe beauty is to make money as well as save it after all why do we keep right on as chairman own rough diamond no doubt but he follows a hunch keep. Foot on the pedal and brings home the bacon Not all words no one is consistent all the time fado I've even heard you say something interesting. Plus proposal was ill advised in the extreme a company called Teddy toys did you say Teddy toys risible one glance at the bell and she proved it only immediate would buy it I bought it. Ling Holies took it over last week Ah well I have been on holiday surely they sell newspapers in Bournemouth Sardinia somehow I saw you in Bournemouth Anyway the very day off we bought telly toys a major t.v. Company announce a puppet show based on telly the terror that till this news is hardly broken when Teddy toys was swung to the author's work is already in hand on the follow up delay the dodo. How did I take this in when the British toy Federation chose any the terror that you know for that highest award the Golden One both. And if you hadn't Stanley Jimmy Barrett he'd have picked me to the post I suppose I should thank you but I'm not going to I'm going to call you a rather silly old woman. Right Besta given his head I want to see by to expand we need bright back on the takeover trail but I ain't picturing thinking big I hold you responsible for seeing that he does. This is full of John not using that dictaphone Oh you know Mr Bright it's still switched on the pilot light doesn't run a nothing you know no point 3 pence a fortnight that's costing us. Are you alright economy that's the way to get on a broad go these days and so yes to many don't stick pencils beyond you realize that some of the valuable lead rubs off on your hair. You better keep the water when you wash it. Well yes if you want to impress Fanny Farrah's lot that Raul you save to pay the maid a $1000000.00 while I'm sick of it I'm writing my autobiography that's what you do when your career is over it's already got a title eaten by guinea pigs Mrs Forbes Would you get me 12 exercise books in a box of pencils but your appointment I see our stuff from stuff a lot of them if I wanted to be in my office creating. What's coming he's been like this since that takeover day buckle yesterday he sat there all day with the Do It Yourself Marcus and kit. Morning morning Mr Farrah I hope you enjoyed your holiday and did you get that seat on the board and really this is Forbes I have no time for this kind of lust for meaningless promotion I despise it but I was busy putting Mr Bright's case to so we're used to bright skates I was somewhat forthright with him after all I did why did we retain Mr Briggs the chairman surely for his enterprise and drive I can't continue the short sighted policy of vetoing his bet. We agreed that Mr Bright should review his takeover activities will be there I would tell him no would have to put my case on the floor about my desk when you came in. Just to brighten his office is he I want to hear out. What if they what I bent over a stabbing pain in my back. But the feet I'm not up to just kept us going you know sort of us. What you're doing on the corner of the desk was it for that is it your intention to perforate us or all there's no more room on the when detailed answer to this is an office not an obstacle course I had jobs I mean what are your wishes for Bradley Impaler. I want a boat out that gold take them home give them to their own School of Needlework next time I see a cactus in this building I shall put it through the concrete don't surf right at. His holiday didn't do it much good that. There was the 1st time it happened to me ah Jay can you spare a moment do you good news persuaded so William to work what are you doing writing my autobiography I'm up to my school days. How many L's in expelled. To the hugh block autobiography. Now would you say I had my 1st one behind the bicycle sheds or I got my 1st one behind a bike. Neither I tried smoking but I didn't like it but got no listen James did so William has agreed with me that you should be encouraged in your takeover plan oh yeah so you can swap them from under my nose like Terry toys but I told you I am not doing any more work for this shower is that was the boredom it is so bright needs a more energetic German really suits me I mean when you want me out by I don't do the none of the let's not be beast that nice golden handshake if you give me the elbow if I resign I won't get a penny so I'll just sit here writing a book as long as I'm in the office and handle the routine I'm safe nothing in my contract says I have to be enterprising all the best might shut the window on your way out. Good morning Mrs orbs Mr Parrot I was going to bring you flowers to apologize for flying off the handle yesterday. But then I thought well that is something dear Mrs Forbes likes even while he watches it a cactus Mrs Forbes It was only recently discovered in Guadalupe stuff that I have felt from what you've said Good heavens you didn't take that seriously. But here allow me the girl of the florist who would tie one of those impossible not from the paper. And also his gourd I'd like to solicit your help you see the problem is you're out bloody thing I'm going to throw it out of. Here I'll get it to see you it's nothing Mrs Walter I mean a flesh wound and I hardly use that finger Oh. Then it Mr fat. Will I have tried backing up Mr Bright but he won't listen to I do believe it's going to flow but yes now I wondered if you would care to speak to him you've been with him for many years now your influence he stopped and suddenly he's keen on his autobiography he set me illiterate he's just talking he's had me ringing out publishers all morning he doesn't imagine it to be published one editor did agree to read the manuscript at Agamemnon press some small thing Nevertheless Mrs Ford I should consider your assistance a great favor. Rocko had brought interest rates of which there was numerous that it was difficult to get out of my heart was in my mouth I think I just wrote a prose poem an. 8 year heart out Jeffrey Archer I. Met our machines for 53 pages since breakfast is rotting is a doddle God knows why I mean why shot himself all of this in the post of the publishers tomorrow and what stage of your research on just about to go bust and get swallowed by lyng holdings I almost can't wait to see what happens next so your past the stone aggregates that took up a whole chapter why oh I was just recalling those great days you know battle to take over Stones The Who 50 against you you were a lie and then Mr Bright Yeah us. Yes I was then your takeover bid for new some tobacco I didn't elect quite clever in the last Financial Times called you genius Yeah well what do they know and without the skin there's not a great take over but a good one you're right nice to think back to those they know you were in your element what of the mock Yes So one isn't to shame you give not take and this is a shame it's a tragedy you're making me see that and you stop thinking about you take over this now. So that it is most blood with the bright refuses to think about expansion so I show you missed if I not I'm already negotiating for the company which I consider the sound acquisition. Open stationary I don't think of how to have them they make the windows for government on for loops. Plus other stationary requisites which find a home in every civil service office know what market could be more secure but is it a go on company clay but it is not since young Mr Butterworth took over from his father in 1970 the piece has been electric He has already opened a sales office in Wrexham and another one is planned for a wreath I know this is confidential of course they are moving into sticky labels sticky labels which come in an ingenious new pizza into dispenser clipped to your typewriter cutting edge This allows the label to be typed and transferred to sight completely avoiding the misery of sticky fingers though James said just in time to talk over our latest takeover Oh you heard about it Don I got Mrs Forbes to run off this info and here the balance sheet it's all there projected sales forthcoming titles a lot started titles it's only small but we can get it for 200000 done approved by the house and take it over private I'm about what are these documents that you want to buy Agamemnon press why because they rejected my book that's why that that you tell them took the nose get he called it a tedious and semi literate saga which could only interest a braindead tax inspector a one hour show and I show by the firm sack him a make my book a bestseller James you mustn't take it but every nothing further to discuss the brought Co buys that publishers are I do I would appreciate your decision by this afternoon. Where. I don't think much of their time at home was how to suck seeding quantities of that balance sheet looks undistinguished it was a want to tie paste you about it's a forthcoming title I was a white toe typist but as I can see the only good thing about Agamemnon press is that it is judgement so your turn it down by no means it's a small operation which can't lose much and if we indulge Mr Bright this once it will put him in the mood for expansion Besides any small loss we might even cat will be more than offset by a hope in stationary profits. Nervous but I believe we should give Mr Bright his head on this one. Ah so you bitch about that on William Perry is called a crisis meeting he'll be here any minute want some help but nothing you know how these big pots like to dramatise. It isn't that. It was going to fly I could tell 2 weeks ago is that the one most of our Ok. I think key regrets it I noticed spine missing. That twas last week when he reached out to use my neck and this patch. Well work on think I needed that but last night he's wife musta been busy with the tweens. They did. So with him Mr Right it was on his way to Manchester we got him on his coffin and he should be back this evening and found her at the dentist's just to check up later we found something can I take your posts over this thank you yes a present for Pharaoh from my wife that is keen on cacti she insisted I begin this monstrosity I think she was keen to get rid of it I'll put it over here for God's sake only handle the bass those spines will be through the paper and your flesh like knives the natives use them for blue dots pierce the hide of a rhinoceros. That is biased as I could get a dog so we'll give you called a meeting I have Let's go through to this office excuse us late is. Now been found oh I return can you York this morning to learn the right has bought a company called stationery In fact I am responsible for that acquisitions I will buy that explains a lot have you glanced at the evening papers at all no doubt it then read this was stuff. Government another civil service cuts. A mite discouraging for the supplier there on the lips Oh dear well if you are civil servants may not mean if your envelopes and. Computer Revolution to government mail and you chose this time to buy who been stationary hold all this is indeed a cruel blow so will it but perhaps you are not aware of hope and great white hope that new sticky labels that shock report on a few safety new sticky labels band I don't believe it turns out the things are lethal they work their way into electric typewriters and shock the motor 9 typist so far with flash 2 offices up in smoke the legal claims against Coburn will be all really nice of a to put a set back I'm sure I have every confidence in young Mr Butterworth no doubt at this very moment he's tackling these problems with courage and vigor read this. Businessman's leap from open windows. He couldn't even do that right that did on the part dorm Abele through the roof and onto the bed alive and fit but he broke his arm. What's all a flap then James you've had the honor to meet so we'll yeah I am going Belle sorry to call you in I now find this who've been fiasco was none of your doing I'm beginning to wonder if you should be moved sideways a polite euphemism Jimmie for the b. This may be a job for some of it sounded judgment perhaps even Mr Featherston he's in Tamworth if you don't need me for this make you not having a way to Manchester I'm after a better printing Dale printing Oh you won't have heard yet when you pull this little publishes where I may be able to advise you noodling hold it controls the Radnor House Publishing Group Oh yeah well he one of a lot of hours as a small firm they just do nonfiction and ultra biographies Agamemnon press did you say Agamemnon press but you have to do it I was a Whitehall typist was you. Know Dodo that's one of their titles Yeah well I'm a boat a company but I don't have to read the books lute God don't you know the Whitehall go was in m I 5 and she spilled the beans the P.M.'s livid they're going to ban the book so this book will be hold to the court and stop for being published Yes that'll make it an international bestseller. Below if we can't publish it it will only be banned in this country if our own billions of copies will come over in ceiling bags. But no Agamemnon press doesn't sound big enough to handle this you need the resources of a major publisher with world wide offices Jimmy rad in the house his actual disposal on Tom you now see the advantage of being under the wing umbrella well done Jimmy and for you fatter I begin to doubt your value to this company I'll come off it barely did approve the Tyco But did he surprise. Lazed Very well then you are both to be congratulated on the countries or will you where success is due to teamwork then surely congratulations go 1st to the man who brought the team together yourself shut up you for a little small bore. The best see how you do is leave you to it he public good work. James I think you just saved my job yes I must be barmy Still I look at it this way we could have got somebody worse Well thank you anyway. I suppose our 1st job is to replace a good woman's editor replace the editor with the one who rejected your book you're going to 2nd hair well rushed before I did that I read through my manuscript again to get more ammunition to 18 with and then usec to know I gave him a raise I mean my autobiography What a load of twaddle I mean you get a better read on a bottle of sauce. He knows a good book when he sees one that bloke if I ever publish my autobiography I'll do a proper job and have it written by somebody else well I'm off the phone oh well I left my briefcase images Forbes office but there it is Hello what's that but for that peculiar package on the filing cabinet where Mrs Forbes had it for you as a present from some William or something odd from the shape it seemed like a statuette of a plinth then perhaps it's an award of some guy who she's gone oh now you want me to open for her no thank you to present for me oh sorry I'm sure you would you were just handed down I can't reach I've followed the base you got out of the top Thank you. But I must say so William brought up some noteworthy point. That your. Good job in. Susan Frank Thornton have been urging you to mind your own business with the help of an ad Crosby and a blog and done his rounds to the program was written by Andrew Bamma and produced by Edward j. Lo. I. 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