He went yeah we're really happy about it yeah it's going great I went because you know Ken Loach couldn't make a film like p.f.g. Anyway yes not Cannes more political I went No It won a real giant and it. Just stared at me and I went you can't get him. About the cool hued knew would you because you probably tried and as he walked away out the hotel lobby I just kept shouting after him we always tell just I didn't she was. The truth fish was just. The. See that's the working class to me I went to this buff the party mine and Meryl Streep was there and I'm getting some champagne and they were in class I couldn't help but just go yes. That's. What I meant and what stupid idiot goes up to the would be. A So Sean Connery's well wow my He's pretty cool he's 80 now cool he's my only chance born him you kind of feature would call me he's got to be the only jest but because I don't you know James Bond for the not the not I mean might have a chance both involve time go finger love go finger best but. He's the man the man with a mind a destruction a spa it has touches that's a calling it a feeling that can't that pretty can be where of his whereabouts in. His heart is called but then he loves only goal odes but I hear the song. He was only come to see like 10 No he loves only cold how about Copa No he loves only gold does he like any sort of known precious metals No no no no there's gold does he know for a moment he's new. Thereof it's only God but everybody loves monkeys Well he doesn't. Need nerves. To see no hope no peace no. Human magic being Goldfinger's myth to Dr Demento when it is costing us best to watch again I'm. Going to miss a day I hope it's by Spandau Ballet I will. Now Value know that when I went it is part easy sort of like really we had like showbiz parties I'm going to be cool I'm going to be like David Nevin and we went to support after the buff does me my mate was sitting on this corner chair and it was all it was there was Meryl Streep and he's a Bell who bear a French actress in those Casey Affleck and in the Adams from arrival was on stage with Emma Stone or singing and I thought oh this is pretty cool when it goes do you know Amy Adams I went to our sport or after the path he went well she sing India and we walked and I looked over and you sing with it's interesting that Bangles song you know that bang goes Oh give me your hand and t. He my heart be in do you understand and to stand in the house in my studio so I was given all this with my drink Yes Do you feel list same and I'm thinking yes i do we me honestly. And I was getting right in it with kid and all this when we drink when ever I looked up in the lyrics for a screen above my head. And in which I mean Dave Johnson I think. If you. As a name See it's always important you get the introduction right I was doing I. A conference once and we had an oar a motivational speaker and it was a well known in the Atlantic swaddled and he had the name of Frank Dick and after the event it was a 5 day event when he said How did that go for you today Mr McCauley sort of pretty pleased frankly they all laughed at the right place report but you said no it could have gone better I said I'm sorry to hear that but you made those sort of things to Moore he said well actually it was don't you it will portrait is wrong should the introduction you gave me said tomorrow when you aren't just me could you just take a little bit between my name and my job title and that going off a lot better the next day and I said no ladies and gentlemen you please welcome our motivational speaker Frank de head coach of the British Olympic was one as Scott was most talked about young comedians you have seen it all over the way I know you make a name for ourselves on the stand up circuit in the u.k. Where you put your eyes together and welcome Ashley story yet. Thank you if. My name's actually I'm from the East End of Glasgow for those of you who don't know the East End It's where you get your bespoke cheese on your head when you. And it's my family that caught my eye was nice to find the most shallow. I love was my parents and my daddy has Asperger's and dyslexia and sciatica and editable by all Sundram because he was New get enough attention for the fact that he does Easy's I . Joyfully Bajaj is really really bad. Presents Christmas this year I decided that I was going to treat my parents because I'm flush with cash what with me not paying rent. Christmas evening comes and we're doing the gift exchange and I gave my mother the tablets I'm like there you call mother aren't I generous and she's like could you leave and I'm like nor. I was. And then my daddy asked me the question that he has asked me every single birthday and Christmas since I have been old enough to make a moral decision would you like the thoughtful gift that tie have picked out of his head in behind this cushion or would you like an undisclosed sum of money. Anywhere between a 1000000 pounds. Every day saying go Christmas and by stating I picked the gift because it is the kind and good thing to do and he smiles and he says has our hands me the gift it's unwrapped it places and my hands my daddy got me was a 10. An empty Teddy. Specifically a mess 10 in case the water all day and says Ok is that made sense to have and I said daddy why and he said because you like Bear Good else. And from behind his back pills a wad of cash now my guy does get on doctor I can eyeball. And he waves and my face and he shouts hears me kind of was. And I was furious I was raging dying because one is a dollar a day so he's always right there's no point arguing with not until you are tested to hems you'll just show me and measure my 21 and then all you've goal is to autistic people shot each other and attachment respites they still watch that. And I decide I'm not going to talk to him and I don't talk to him until January and he doesn't notice the. Marriage and I make a decision I realize something as I'm certain I'm a room and I approach them and I say parents I have an announcement to make and they nor I'm talkin C.D.'s late cuz I'm waitin my dress dungarees. And I say Gabby's have made a decision I've come to realize I'm too old to be left in with my mom and dad I'm going to move. I'm going to paid rent I'm going to pay council tax and you tell a ts what they are. He looks at me with trade and he says he's a pro Mon my mother whoever's looking petrified because she's due in the mosques and she's working I know she'll have to entertain Raymonde for all the days. Of the . And my daddy says I actually. Were very proud to you this is a proud moment we are going to support you know my arw. And I knew if we gave you time and space he would go into the women you were going to become at which point I waved my hand in his face and said not so yet you did. Was in German this is being an absolute blast star have been our list or do you live long and prosper my friends. Based on. Our can buy do when I was a wee boy and passed a beautiful past. You know what we should do all through the summer holidays from memory the summer holidays and past I wrote about 7 and a half weeks to finish go 7 or half weeks off and then you went back to school and for 7 of those 7 and a half weeks we used to get to go and pick raspberries and strawberries I was a child labor that's what happened but you were right door so it was fighting back breaking stuff that can strawberries but the McAuley children we got to keep the money that we and in the fields of bunny pasture I was to keep it all and then save up all summer long and in those 2 or 3 days in the half week of the 7th and a half the week we used to get bro and from the countryside to pay off the big market tone and we've got a lot to spend money on a thing called a school uniform. Was our little treat. And left over you can buy as soon. As. Your lesson to Fred at the standard Radio 405 from The Stand comedy club in Edinburgh was next up a very fine comedian and I'm delighted to have it on the show year in Edinburgh Please give a warm welcome to Gen press Turk. Thank you Madam Brett's lovely to be here because otherwise it behind with my Kate's now I'm 42. And I have twins and they are 2. So the right time for me still feel quite new as a parent and I've learning all the time one of things I've learned is you're not allowed to moan about your kids any time you talk about you could she have to say I love my kids. Which is what I'm going to do for you now. And timber just to make us all feel a little comfortable I love my children Ok I love them more than I've loved anyone or anything in my life and I'm delighted that they're here and I don't wish for one second that they weren't here. But they've ruined my life. Is ruined my life used to be great it's absolutely terrible I'm out I think is I wish somebody would just give me a slight heads up about what to expect of my friends with children even gave me hints of what to expect in fact no one was happier for me to have kids than my friends who already have kids yet you tell me that you're going to have kids I've got kids like this. You think they're happy for you. So me afterwards and you realize it's hysteria I just wish one of my mates had just taken me to one side and give me the flip side of what to expect just take me to one side and gone Jen just to let you know my is a bit of a horror show. You never going to have a cuppa tea or coffee again you have to pay with the door open your sex life is over your social life is dead and if you want to have an ice cream you going to have to have it behind a pin in the garden anyway. Congratulations. It's so tired all of the time you know you sometimes become obsessed that is becomes the greatest the best fun to see you can imagine doesn't it you know I mean I used to fantasies pretty kids you know some of them were filthy some of them were normal you know maybe go on holiday somewhere hot maybe just going out for a busy Sunday lunch with your mates but you know what I fantasize about now at Amber. I fantasize about being Lenny Henry in the Premier Inn had. To be seen I think Carlin even though it might were double bed in Waterloo Station Yes That looks amazing. So apparent. I ought to say. That I had my children with my girlfriend just in case you're wondering what this heck is about. This Well from the rim of his 2 women let's let's be clear about what happened here I am the non-biological mom and my girlfriend is the biological mom and that is how we refer to each other at home. Like with boxes of detergent. And you know people have questions I want the questions I get asked the most is this and I completely understand why people want to know one of the questions I got asked most is is this Jen can I ask how you came to the decision that you have to be the non-biological mom that you didn't want to be the biological mom and of course I thought about it for a very long time Adam but the reason I was happy to be the non-biological parent is because I'm not bloody stupid. Edinburgh he'd be an absolute delight thanks so much so much. Thank. You for the little lesions or any length of time you'll understand that acutely your perspective changes fray and your perspective may be different from the person that you're in this loving relationship with and I'm going to give you an example of the difference in perspective many years ago and for the youngsters in here in the youngsters lesson or back in the day mobile phones were very very different they were simple things used to open them up like that and then you had to pull out a little aerial That was 3 inches long because the satellite was 60000 feet and fear inches away. And that was the only way you could communicate know I'd been involved and I and a program and the result we drink up afterwards in this program and I was driving so this is 20 years ago and I was very conscientious and I said my wife only going to one whole bottle of beer and then I'm driving home she said you have a good time so off we go and we go back to some nice house and they said listen could you switch your mobile phone off we don't want it ringing because the kids are asleep in the one week no not to put the phones off left them in the food and when I was 2 years because they had a snooker table on the top floor of the house and they had a fridge full of beer and I forgot all about my car and my log a hole in taint and my wife. My children and I'll be honest with you folks I had rather too many games or snooker and I came back down and I switched the phone on and no idea what the time was but it said you have 4 new messages and I thought were as good Some daycares message one received at 9 50 pm yesterday. Yesterday I thought I thought it was still to dig it turns out tomorrow. It's me and listen what you haven't a good time can you get milk in the way home love you. Message to 11 10 pm yesterday he thought he'd be home alone. Forget about the milk the kids get Col Paul home. Message the one tane he aim this had better be good. Click. Message for received at Forte any. 2 d. . Don't bother coming home. I'm a powerset. You're right if I said. It is just say I said it's good news she says against the longer thank. My speech thank you very much. Yes there Fred it is standard Radio 4. I honestly don't know what welcome the next night for this stage I've known him a long time a could see singer study a list actor writer of Joker lover and a fighter but instead I'll just say but he's welcome to be gruff Oh. Yeah I was a pleasure to be here thank you very much I know you're come see me but it is a pleasure anyway. I'm just sitting trying to find the boy. Completely naked and I'm rolling up in a. Chit altering whiskey Oh. Well should I drink I. Didn't mean to be the cause of all this fuss. But according to the other people on the bus it's not the sort of behavior they expect from the Dr. Hans Have you a 1000000 pounds and a house in Rome and lost. Cause. I don't want anything. That's all. I know. So I woke up this morning. And they were choking on the writing about 3 pair of babies. I said I woke up this morning. Like you. Know they were they were talking about 3 per babies that guns are the license in New Castle for us some people to have a 3 parent baby and I just find it confuses the concept because I have enough difficulty getting one woman to sleep with me. But the funny that what made me giggle was the Church of England came out and said they oppose 3 parent babies Mary Joseph and God run available for comment. But that was it but talking about cost small child she has difficulty sleeping at the moment and and I think it's because when she's asleep about something down on the bed. She start it. Sorry a lot about to go to sleep because it to be so people all of us are. Just really. Childish and potentially very dangerous today in Bournemouth the other weight loss full. So I want to I want to tell you a true story a lot of comedians say this is a true story and you know it isn't because when they get to the end there's a brilliantly funny punchline which is how you'll know when we get to the end of this it's a true story. I only say it's what I was in Manchester and I was right not to try to highlight mine just as everyone from Manchester but it's a great action isn't it for a dress if I'm right and you doing it right I mean you actually do the action you kind of like brown you know I mean I hate and you think God why they so miserable and he spent a few days in Manchester and it rains all the time so I don't try to train the chemical he didn't want you know I leave you and I discovered it's the weather that sets them off they don't talk about that 1st thing in the. Morning after stay all wife has hop a staple just quit the bed and greet to the do. What hath the weather for saying that. Why do we need a half. And if you want the polar opposite of Manchester go down to the south west to a place called Vale way they actually talk and what's nice about it is you've got us annoyed to do it so it doesn't matter oh fed up you are you're going to seem quite clearly. Don't give me a parking ticket that would routinely date. Well you started putting the numbers in 1000000 machine a. Your enjoy in this new war you know or. Even edge of your doctrine Yobo trying to give somebody bad news. You're going to be early Dr Who. He thought he was very easy to read out he's got about 10 minutes left again there is a good boy for you you're going to be early he knew going devastate Yeah. I do know I'm going to do without you even everything to me I'm away home to Tommy 70 later you know clearly Otieno present. Some only strain and I wasn't paying much attention and this is where it's true this is absolutely what happened to me I'm looking around this time saying on this try this metro in Manchester a look around the other passages and I see a bloke to my left and he's in a wheelchair and I noticed him not because he was in a wheelchair but because of the type of wheelchair he was in it was a sporty wheelchair you know they're quite low and they got those big whales the Qana slanty in and he was down like that and I could see a lot of side of him and look at I'm and he had really muscly Oh I'm so and big chest and everything was built I thought that your Paralympian and he was a good looking boy as well he was on his twenty's and you know it just seemed unfair and you know I thought I wish i was jesus that's what she thought and this is where I guess we're going I thought we should cure him a helium us mess. Let him stand and the lights in the carriage click it and a voice in my head just went try it. I got a shiver down his spine I thought I'm trying it so I tried it I started praying to God Almighty G.'s we've come to on Earth to send his healing powers that young man I was sayin that and you know you we will stand with you he wasn't looking at me Quincy was doing I was leisurely I mean it like trying to read the paper next to me was a bit pissed off at the right. But but as he pulled into the station I saw a gallon of one massive ball of energy and not 5 and I looked across and he stood up I stood up as well with Jesus Christ almighty and he went whoa and that's when I noticed he was carrying a bike will. But just for a 2nd. Like very much going to. See . The top of. The brain there will be more from Fred at the stand at the same time next week when these guests will include Jason Cook Judge Joe Sutherland and sin do very. Well in . The b.b.c. Radio. This place cause I'm a child predator. Next tonight Josie Long sick home about a young woman trying to build a mall fulfilling life for herself in Glasgow and this week Josie and Darren Brody . Have a camping trip but find themselves disastrously liquids for the doors you need some boats you can just like. So it's a leftover electricity that I think is a fake. Just this shocking change you've got in your state here. It's a year out of date today the f.d.a. Says How do you bring it. Make it happen please. Someone doesn't take ages like someone else so you're ready to go yes I'm going to sit back I'll be right out. Of it and yes Dr Drew I call them up I'll be just one minute. Romance and adventure by chasing down. The road there and you might be. Zip is only one the way to learn to speak Spanish was your born. For you. Until I'm blue for now I'm French about that there's no I think the t.v. Show all with all of the people on it who refuse to learn French love that woman is like a child to be needing to speak it afraid to. Have you see question I'm going to join up the Asians there was a minute Ok Ok. Ok Ok. Well Ok it was back then. When you said you were good at their actions I mine is the little blue dog keeps jumping around just another 5 maybe to Kentucky but it's nice for me to see more of the countryside as I used to eat I know. That from a place I have hope. I would see soon saying. My We power Copenhagen is chillier me so I get to Mobile come to get to my work on a bike with Heidi's dog in a wagon on the back of it working day is hour is she I bought a new watch. Carefully What does care for you mean you're going to be obvious but she sent me for was an eighty's cousin so skinny that Missy that's basically sexual harassment. Or whatever for you to actually go you know. Be missing if it's close oh. I'm so. So your folks I think you just want an interest or something anything really interesting no I'm sorry we missed the junction again but it's just 7 miles through we can turn back. Do you mind if we just quickly the service is literally just one second. I'm going to take your place to turn me on very fast I'm going to get a car and that makes your claim a criminal point. You bring about a spider of course and if the service station is in 1980 I'm sure looking at you know that of any spiders off. You go to most of us. Show I. Can See what have we got here is there are many and then s. Or dare I dream a mini white troll used. Just a big Smiths and. One of those do you canteens. What has to go wrong in your life that you would buy your breakfast back it's like having your birthday at Balad pasta that's not even a top 3 choice you're only doing not because someone stepson is making a fox. Hello what's this it's not a big Smiths It's how we mega summits Oh this is better than a jumble sale of rock of more barbers July Gillett's I though I yes please neck pillow show off the. Door signs that say Bible is Beware or be shown freeze lives hair I have to get there and I got a silly I have to start calling fire and be shown freeze and then give him it all about good do it for a few weeks build up before I put the sign up for a proper Long Con Oh children's wet suit I could get tossed much in children's wetsuits age 12 to 13 that's genuinely useful I need to get all of this stuff everything it's urgent. Oh gosh that man is so beautiful look down look away quickly oh why did have to pick up his in hers Doc's coaches he sound beautiful is a bit too much actually support firm on what's his game. People like that shouldn't be an unknown new services they should be in a 1st class lounge I could understand if this one had a farm shop but its not even got a cost that people who look like that just make me suddenly too aware of how plain I am how badly my clothes hang on me that all could write I stand. I should apologize to him not just for me on behalf of all normal people. Are not it I just said out loud. Oh my God I'm surges can't believe what they're selling here right now your 5 I'm sorry I mean it's amazing it's like the Mystery Island and lead to sully and people's 9 that's exactly what it is it's like the reduced style of a Cracker Barrel gift shop where it's crack of our you don't want to crack a rose that's better of the dough. This is delightful he's just chatting to me like that so loud I was you know just wondering before I came in where I was going to get my kids wetsuits. Of course he's got a family already I don't have kids but you know how. Many but I'm single why getting his or her shower Dr Dhar you have ruined my life you little be Sean freeze my flat my she specifically asked for them sounds like a smart woman yeah she's married. This is how people me in films this is like a romantic comedy and I'm going to have to hide Darren and employ a fake lady flatmate Whenever my husband comes around and then eventually her find out and will fall out but then I'll go to the hospital where he works where the children's hospital where he works and I'll put on a down to some of the kids and move get back together that is power factor Oh God. Why is he gone the c D's good choice for if you're traveling in the recent past how can I casually get over that Ok I get some water like we actually genuinely need for the journey how it's water 3 pounds I can basically make it myself maybe I should put one of the fridge magnets. Nah we can share water. You get a you know I just want to get something stupid for the journey I think I'm in love with this person you know there's a bargain basket right oh really yes you could get the Eastenders knees up on cd for one pound not a night from the old Levi's jeans hits of the ninety's my God this can't be real you know what I'm going to get seventy's top ten's on Pam pipes but it's such a safe choice that's rubbish what Ok come on what are you getting then I am getting swinging on your I don't know what you win Ok I am definitely in love with this person and I definitely think that we are going to get married May my friend a grown man camping in the hills. Next place after you thank you I love. Run over me by the way for my friend then over me I don't care you do with him seems like you made a friend with her right I know right it's not going to be love sorry what is falling there's definitely money in there can you try again police states not going 3. Sorry about the no it's fine sorry but can you try again please just 15 a time Fine I'll do a bit card doesn't work got no money you know what the next tells opened up some and go there but I have an incredible trip through friend oh no can you just off sorry can we please just try it one more time just put the card in upside down or something surely you're wasting my time and yours. Well what can't be it we had such a good connection I didn't even get his email or his Twitter or Instagram or Snapchat I would get snap chat for him. Hi. There David. White areas Oh no no one flirting he's just charming to everyone but basically fraud I should go and tell him that I am not trying to everyone in fact I am only very rarely charming to some people and so what he did was really out of order. Pace a psychopath service stations charming wetsuits I'm lucky to have escaped this a top. They say that it should take him as much Ok good to clone so most probably start with migrants I just spent I. 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It's time to come feel ready waste of rocks will decide if you think about it. I'm sort of seen someone oh really yes it is but busted I know you don't agree with me I don't put your coat on it was really obvious did tell me on the 1st thing she got his and you could see big trouble. In the. Night is cool it's nice that's good and I like a Of course you do she's the coolest woman in the road I'm happy for you because for you maybe annoyed. Why would I be jealous of us I really. Do want to get out of the put joins me to quickly place if I don't this could occur. And then I've got something we can hang on. He got it. It's going to work. I'm 32 years old and I mean year old kimchi under a top earning exactly what I told to. Do you think Barack Obama was doing this for me thing Alex only I'm. Sorry. I think I'm a bit jealous about you and Jen why she's my friend and you're going to get over the time when you take a guy companies for divorce here and I mean you or me or me in hand I think mom which one avoids not trying. To say yes not meaning a big It's Ok just be present so they just think how can you know you but I don't think the movie she meant calendar the past 12 months my Even your friend just someone who could speak a lot of good for you I don't report often you just got laid off and it's not that was really kind of. Like a guy and it's right out. Well laptops are going to get what you're paying a lot of hope for the Bush Netflix we need to tell you the life I know you never know is what you can you can't see why did we do this we need to be an excuse not to go to praise or money pledged today we should all go nesses the snow is an event job they think. They do want to go if I buy with a few persuaded me if you really want to have conversations about movies and then to shake a lady you could do that now if you really want you to make em but they have a host look at what you call yourself that I'm not even seen as just you but. What is going to drop everything that rich an idea was a good one and to with. Them just a. Top. 10 look and say what. I could do and I thin up I actually make money with no it's a month or 90 living but where is the fun enough you sent me to hope and why be so harsh on you being so naive from those who would seem to do it to me all night I'm so ready just like a flower and I actually like our life and I don't know why you'd want things to change so much psych us wrong. No I was just really. Well. You can. Trust me. I told you. I. Was. Can you just. Know. What. You said. You didn't. Oh my God. There's absolutely no reception here not just not even a single bar. Down right. Down right. Now why would anyone. This is. I was just trying to tell him how I found out which is good I don't behave Yeah that's what Oprah would tell you today he's not even stopped. This is how it's going to be now he's got a co friend this. Woman It was safe. And now he doesn't even care. I'm surplus to requirements. It's like I'm his house keys but now she's here he's gone on holiday and he's looking at me like why is this useless trash get out of my way you're embarrassed men are never need you again. And I just have to sit around in the from flap of the suit case deliberates up with irony come phone no. If the wait is going to fly over treat me my beautiful brain oh there's no 2 ways about. Oh I was a charming guy removes the ever says he's followed me other than me and I feel ambivalent but mostly I feel scared. Come on. Don't panic what would Remis do. Should I make a heart. I just play one game of 1000000000 pop challenge free just to calm myself down that. Too many adverts on this and there is no way that I'm paying 79 p. For a balloon pop challenge part. Oh thank God I've got my headphones I could listen to things I am finally going to catch up on all those podcasts about science I signed up to. Have a car. I know of a liberal offline it's all on the cloud Ok I've got the really long form history cost us still bettering myself through history. Now let me start this week's podcast by saying this is really just going to be the most thorough examination of the life of gunshy com Now there is so much more I want to give you a picture that is proof flowing to you simply you are here everywhere else over the next 6 or 7 hours I'm going to literally take you back there and you're going to be standing alongside me. This is like you're going to turn to me and say what now Commander and I'm going to show you through blood sweat and tears how his warfare became our warfare his wife became all of our lives Ganges genius gone butcher gone commander. Gone. Car episode one second one part one the theater of war is then. 13 walk out put costs. Yes by Sundra. Good morning Is it 7 am I you when you go get. Well let's go. Next to something already it's not even started to thanks work out is a little one to help speed up that wobbly tummy of yours and you are happy. Ok we get our stuff so I bet we all get turbocharged work out later so please try not to be lazy about it. Yes. Well likely us boys think. She's amongst. Us Why can't she be nice I'm just going to skip to the end she never even not get to front Shondra. All of you really pull over in a load of light and impress me she's. On every single one of these. And I'm going to write a mean review and I changed oh no she's only trying to best I'll just give it 5 stars. I have to apologize to Dr and I know I. Love Lee He's met someone irradiates got I might be wrong I've been in the show and he's not nice American guy from the services. And I'm never going to get a chance to tell him. It's as bright as a streetlight or a torch Yeah I said so told Jason take a dollar and now. Oh Go saw the old. Scout he had a friend of it which oh. Oh if I'm caught up I was going to start a new life in the fall right. Look there's a footpath about how you get really see by the Goddess. I have got reception to pack it up I think the new to think about what you called about thing on government Hi Kevin Carey Oh no. My funds. By the way you know I'm still rage and oh thought I swear I can see a light down there I want to so sure I mean we could you know why fall I. Need to talk I something big. 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Terry Wogan Adam and I want to go on too much longer you don't know well about 30 years ago there was a little room off Regent Street and the king of that room was the man I have in front of me stave Tell me about Lenny by Lenny beige is. He was i still is a cabaret entertainer an all around entertainer very much based in those kind of. In the mold of people like not today to Anthony Newley those sort of people that wrote they acted they dance they you know those people that I certainly grew up watching that. That were meant to proper entertainers Yeah you know they think I have something all right the president. Yeah absolutely always dressed for the occasion always. Through a few gags to saying exactly. Let me turn to talk by Stallman Yes I would say the late ninety's the how easy listening revival time where you know your clubs I judge Madam judge I was an indigo and we were the more kind of cabaret club we had a house band we had a kind of I suppose it was a very weird group of Elephant Man Elvis and Jodi going to the german porn star very strange magnet for audience you know and we always was real cabaret it was real cabaret I'm real cabaret that you know I mean you know in the days of doing this circuit back in the day there was always an act that I don't know what it is that you do uncategorizable And I think that we kind of took that and then amplified it and then put it against a kind of velvet curtain if you like so it was a strange mix but a heady mix and then it kind of attracted the celebrity element because we were written about yeah because all those names I mentioned you were there on television as well and kept going for how long the region's hearings probably about 10 years and then we were at the Pigalle club in London and then I've done residences other residences and now it's more a sporadic You know I do show or do Neil Diamond tribute show I've done and it's a new tribute so I'm still learning Simon and probably some of our younger listeners may not be familiar with tell us about your own city nearly Shar What was his famous song off of mice and well I would cite them in terms of what he sang what kind of full the mind of the pure imagine him unless he because it wrote the music for Willy Wonka in the Chocolate Factory They also wrote the song feeling good flying in you know so his genius was very unsung after he moved to America and the Brits have a very good way of kind of going where you've gone to America. Kind of you know your show is set in Las Vegas No I knew the show was a series of letters written to Lenny bass by new Les. Your child wrote and then I read them out and they traced new lease career and Lenny's career and then I read them both his kids have seen it and kind of love it as letter they have applied last 4 years no and obviously now I went to Las Vegas again or so Robbie Williams there in March. It's a very different beast to what it was the kind of kitsch element pretty much all gone and it's all high end shows it's. You know it's the Beatles Love show it's you know it's $200.00 tickets for for you know for an hour event. When we can see you yes we can see Lenny Yes with the cost of people and his big Christmas shall tell us about that my Christmas show the reason serious Christmas extravaganza at 100 Club on the 17th of December which features you know some weird and wonderful acts but also people like David McCalmont we got President Bon Jovi just kind of I mean we had already Yeah you know we had planned a play of of oddity still and the 100 Club Oxford Street believe in London England on it you get sort of London. When you're playing Barrett on 2830. Live a poll in 2020. Such lines yeah all of Arran are now Funny should say that. You know what. Every time people go when you come in there it's especially on social media kind of come to Manchester come I need a promoter to do it I can't be to. The well this is how it works especially in a game where you need someone to put together a little and I would do it at the drop of a hat Well would you drop your drop away yeah yeah you do that in the show because I think Lenny there are a bit of a wig very proud of the fact he's any humidor yellow and this is still dress a bit logic on a 7. Sparkly there's a bit of there's a bit of that but I still like to think I always like the father Lenny would dress well he was very young I think saw tall really aware and astute but for years I had a Tyler who made the most hideous outfits we gave him a table every week at the club so we just leave a suit at the door but they were so badly made that very few have lost the cold. And he left a few about 5 what would you be wearing for your forthcoming a little bit of velvet a little bit maybe about I like a little right fish provide as well yeah that can be good hair and do you think your perceived they act you know I got better at it and also I was a young man pretending to be an older man who was angry with the business and grumpy now I'm an older man I mean from people in the business is not so I'm very very kind of I think there's an honesty about what do you know now apart from the hair you've grown into Lenny himself exactly the same week and and also the clothes of course more or less white as I've got older so that slightly so I don't mind accountant getting down the front you can make a small one every way or so you go it's been banned Yeah nightmare not for you know you work for me now let me buy the 1st salute you say thank you I will be talking to a guy you know on Sunday I just sleep here tell them yeah if you go then say that was sleeping pills and he's off thank you very much Lenny by the 1st. 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