But now i know we should have been talking about something much more dangerous. We are talking about the existential threat to man kind from global warming. You know, gradually in the future, what about what is happening right now. What about when you saw those amazon drones delivering the prototypes delivering goods to peoples homes. What happens when isis gets a drone and puts a bomb on it and flies it some place. Trevor yeah, yeah, why talk about the real thing that could gradually destroy civilization over time when we could be talking about the more immediate thing that im making up right now. Im sorry, isis bombs on amazon drones . Oh, and even worse what if isis gets their hands on an amazon prime account, oh, it will be freetwoday shipping on bombs in new york. Same day add to cart. People are right, we should be worried about isis. Theyre the worlds most feared terrorists and even worse they have ruined the reputation of lemon isis whose only goal is to spread frosty tart desserts across the middle easted. And for what its worth, isis is getting plenty of new attention. More u. S. Special Operations Forces are now heading to iraq and to syria. In full koord nation in the government of iraq were deploying an Specialized Expeditionary Targeting pors to assist iraqi and Kurdish Peshmerga forces and put even more pressure on isil. Trevor yes, the u. S. Is going after isis in full coordination with the governments of iraq. Thats kind of key here. You cant remove a toxic element without the full cooperation of the body its infecting. Isnt that right, my appendix you were the isis of my die guess tiff system. I will tell you what i like about this plan. Full coordination with the government of iraq. That tha seems like the most important part of the whole operation because without that, i dont think. Iraq Prime MinisterHaider Al Abadi said his forces were capable of defeating isis without the help of foreign combat troops. Any Foreign Force which enters iraq will be viewed as an invading force. Trevor ah see, i always knew the invasion of iraq would one day come back to bite the u. S i knew it i knew it. So iraq has decided that they can take on isis by themselves. And theyre not going to be the only ones trying to be the only ones. Anonymous, the Hacktivist Group shrouded in secretary resee has declared war on isis following the attacks in paris. You have reached a limit. Trevor oh, snap. You have reached your limit, isis. Your free version of terrorism has expired. Its time for you to pay for the proversion, come on, were talking about isis here. How effective can anonymous be. More than 20,000 twitter accounts belonging to isis were just taken down by anonymous. Isis, we will hunt you. Take down your sites. Accounts, emails and expose you. Trevor i have a particular set of skills. We will hunt you down. We will find you. And we will make you mom im recording a meses age message for isis am bring the pop tarts down here come on hey, anonymous, i was just joke being the pop tart thing. You guys seem like very nice hackers, please dont hack me and destroy my life. laughter by the way, if you are a celebrity, now say great time to take some bathroom nudes because it seems like all the top hackers are busy with this isis thing. Theres another techically Sophisticated Group fighting an online war with isis. They call themselves ghost security group. Its leaders an exanonymous member, a man who calls himself digita shadow. My online name is digita shadow. Trevor look, digita shadow, if you want to scare isis, maybe dont pick a name that loosely translates to shadow fingers. Shadow fingers. I will hunt you down like a dog and destroy you, bonny isis. Oh no, hes getting away just a lighthearted joke, mr. Shadow sir, im a huge fan of your hacking. You hold all the power in this relationship. Please dont doxx me and destroy my life. Now unfortunately we cant only deal with isis online. Its not like every other aspect of our lives. And thankfully there are people out there offering practical solu the nations Largest Police union is pushing for some nfl fans to be allowed to carry concealed weapons in stadiums. The letter cited the recent attacks in a soccer stadium in paris saying on Duty Police Officers may not be able to find and neutralize every potential threat. Trevor oh, yeah, arming football fans. Who looked at a stadium filled with drunk dudes screaming at athletes and thinks, you know what these guys need . Guns. Yeah, yeah. You really want guns for these eagle fans who use snow as a weapon, really . Thats what you want . You want them to get snow. They use snow, you know that peaceful substance, that almost water, yeah, yeah. And you want them to have guns at games now, that is what you are saying . Sorry, eagles fans, that you are eagles fans. laughter applause police, i get the sentiments. But sometimes the cops cant help. An when that happens, you have to turn to somebody else for a little protection. Isis has a brand new opponent, the new york mafia. The son of notorious mob gos fran ses cogam bin gambino said they can protect america better than the cops. I love the idea that the mob is going to protect america from isis. You can imagine those guys, hey, isis, you got a nice bur againing caliphate here tks would be ashame if something would happen to it, ka petition. Apparently there was an article in the New York Post that claime that the mafia claimed war on isis and gambino went on fox to discuss it. There was an article on the New York Post, most of it is bullshit. Just as a reminder, we have kids watching, please watch the language this morning. Oh, yeah, yeah, no problem. Trevor oh, yeah, yeah, the kids, cant believe i [bleep] oh, im such a [bleep] oh, shit i keep hey, mr. Gambino, im so [bleep] sorry. Okay, mr. Gambino, so the big question is what does the mafia have to do with isis . And please make it bull. The birth of the mafia was the late 1200. And to protect its citizens and there was an evil empire just like isis, just like isis. Trevor i seerks hes describing another splinter group, italian isis. laughter you see, the great thing in this situation is that you dont even have to be a part of an organization to make a difference. Anyone can step up to fight isis no matter how little you know about them or how racist you are. In texas over the weekend a group of protestors, some of them armed, lined up outside a mosque in irving. Some of the demonstrators held signs reading stop the islamization of america. Worshipers were urged to steer clear of the group. We are here protesting Syrian Refugees coming to america. Protesting the islamization of america. Trevor wow. I feel so bad for these Syrian Refugees, can you imagine fleeing over 7,000 miles to get away from this guy and you finally make it to america and the first thing you see when you arrive at your new mosque is this guy. They must be a little bit like bugs bunny, no matter how far they travel there is always an idiot with a big gun trying to help them down. Shh, be very very quiet, im hunting mu swims. Hunting mu swims. Well be rig we love, love, chocolaty, creamy, with a Little Something extra. Mmm deliciousness. Cookies or almonds. Yumminess. Hersheys is mine, yours, our chocolate. Every nthe toyotacares with nocost maintenance plan. Whats toyotacare . Engine Oil Changes Tire Rotations multipoint inspections roadside assistance and so much more for two years or 25,000 miles whichever comes first right now at toyotathon, get 0 apr financing for 60 months on the versatile 2015 rav4. Offer ends january 4th. 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Well, here to keep us healthy and help us keep a haley diet this Holiday Season is Jordan Klepper with bon kleppertit. Jordan, what is that. Its actually a food its bon klepperteet, like bon appetit, its french, its got my name hey, everybody. You know, ive always loved cooking ever since me and my dear grandmama made our klepper spaghetti. I kept telling her it was taco tuesday, but her mind was going. Any hoo, food has gotten a lot more complicated what with chemicals and labels and other confusing ingredients, its darn near impossible to fix up something good and healthy, luckily this clupper tit is here to help, i said tit, i did say it, didnt i. Look, cereal, seems wholesome. There are 10,000 different chemicals we are exposed to in food and there are about at least 3,000 which we dont know anything about. Theyre great ly affecting your childs health. So this little side project is going straight in the official bone kleppertit trash bin. So how did our food get so chemtastic. In the early 1900s when food contamination was rampant, consumers responded positively to the idea of manufactured food. Oh, sure, who wouldnt respond positively to manufactured food when your alternative is sal monday ella jon belushi. But in our haste to get away from that guy, we went a bit too far. The fact that the food was made in a big factory by a big company was saying that guaranteed in consumers minds that it was safe. An ad campaign helped boost that image. Marketers boasted wrigleys gum offered a fascinating artificial flavor. Thats right, like so many things it was our stupid historys fault. Thanks for the cancer gum, grandma. You old bitch well, now that we know better, im going to show you thousand to make an allnatural nutritious meal at home from scratch with fresh ingredients because these days the only way to really trust your food is to make it yourself. Now first, i am lining this pan with fine, extra virgin olive oil. Now its not techically open but you can imagine what it would be like if it was. This one, there we are. Trust me, guys, now that its open, not only is it open but its also a top italian brand so you know that this is the good stuff. Seven top Italian Olive Oil brands are under investigation including bertolli and carapelli, accused of passing off regular olive oil as extra virgin. What . People are lying about virginity, that is an option . [bleep] college could have been so much easier. Lets just straight to the chicken, shall we . All right, now chicken is so much simpler, you have to look for all natural on the label so you know what you are getting. All natural can mean just about anything. The term organic is tightly regulated but the fda has no definition for the use of the word natural. Okay, okay, not so fast, because this chicken is also organic. Food bearing thatu sda Certified Organic label isnt actually checked by theu sda but by third party contractors. And certifiers are paid by the farmer. Okay, fine, no chicken, all right. No narms. We got stuff. We got, uhhuh, wild caught salmon, huh . Thats a nice fish. A study by oceana, an Ocean ConservationOrganization Says salmon was mislabeled as wild caught when it was actually farmed fish. Okay, forget dinner, all right. Nobody likes dinner anyway, all right. You know what my family runs on . Booze. Counterfeit wine has been discovered in europe and the u. S in both the high and low end of the market. Experts say the cost is now in the billions of dollars. [bleep], all right, its 2015, you want to eat, order something online. If you use seemless or grub hub to order dinner like i do, you want to hear this. Kitchens can bypass the restaurant grading system. We uncovered restaurants posting menus on grub hub and seemless with false addresses and unregistered names. We couldnt figure out where our food was cooked. Please, no. Where was this food made, where did this food come from. Its called really chinese. Right. So if i go there, that is what i will see. Right. Wrong, when i went to the real kitchen it was a restaurant called abbey chinese. According to the Health Department inspectors have found evidence here of rats, roaches or mice six times in the last two years. Son of a bitch. Okay, good, all right. What, its just rats and white rice. I ordered rats and brown rice, you tit, go, go what a fool ive been. To put my faith in labels and brandzs. Is there any truth to food or do all recipes call for a dash of lies, oh woe is man, for thou what are you doing here, what is it. It is a cash tip. Cash, sorry, jesus what is it, 15 , were you fast but the rat looks cold. Yeah, what do you say, all right, do you want a fish . Its around here somewhere. Yeah, get a trout on your way out. Thanks. Jordan klepper, everyone, well be right back. Yeah, yeah, applause with tmobile and the incredible iphone 6s you can reach more people in more places than before. 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I was born before you. Boom. I was on the planet before you. Scoot i was born before both of you. Oh. Smosh. And epic rap battles together. Welcome back to the show. My guest tonight is an actress who stars in the play eclipsed which is moving to broadway in february. She also stars in the upcoming Movie Star Wars the force awakens. Please welcome lupita nyongo. Plawtion plaws applause . Trevor oh, that is a beautiful dress of are those real lights. Yes, they are led lights. Trevor do you forgive me s that like a star wars or thing or is it just a fashion choice. Well, i think i might have been attracted to it because of my experience on star wars. Trevor yes. But this is a zac pos endress in collaboration with goggle. In collaboration of goggle. Goggle, yeah. That is what happens all the time, fashion and goggle, of course. Yeah, so they have this initiative called made with code. And its about encouraging girls to try Computer Science by showing them how it merges with fashion. Thats. Trevor thats beautiful, thats really fashion. How it can. Trevor thats nice. Now you are here to talk about your play eclipsed and to talk about star wars. Normally when someone comes o the show i get to play a clip of the movie. But because star wars is all like oh, were star wars, we dont let anybody see athing other than what we have already shown them, i cant show a clip. So it is basically just, everyone at home, imagine like laughter , wow, lupita you were amazing in that. That was that was amazing. What was that like for you . What was that like . I it really was kind of out of this world, you know. Trevor nicely done, nicely done. It was out of this world. No, it really was. I,ou know, i grew up watching star wars. It was a part of my life. It came on tv on public holidays. Trevor yes. So i thought of star wars as time off of school. And it was just incredible to have this opportunity to be a part of it 30 years later. Trevor is it weird acting, was this your first role doing cgi. Yes. Trevor is that weird . I always wonder because they put the little dots on your face and you act do you act in one place, like you dont move. No, you do move, you do move. It is its basically youre doing the work you do anyway as an actor but are you not in costume and youre not in hair and makeup and are you in dots instead. And you have cameras in your face with led lights shining. And you have your own personal spolt light everywhere you go. Trevor that sounds i like that. So you just have a light that shiens on you. Yeah, yeah. Trevor it makes you look angelic or something. Holy. Trevor that is the word i was looking for. Are you ever because you are very beautiful in person. Thankou. Trevor in 12 years a slave you looked like a slave. I will take that as a compliment. Trevor no, you did. It looked like it was a tough time, it was a tough movie. And then now you look like are we going to see you in a movie where you get to see your face . Oh, yeah, you will. I did a film after star wars in jungle book, i did a film called clean of katway which is an incredible movie about this chess prodigy from uganda and i play her mother. Trevor so we get to see the face. Yes, we get to see your face. Trevor one place we definitely get to see the face is in the play eclipsed. Congratulations moving from the Public Theater into broadway. Thats pretty huge. Thank you. Im very excited about that. Trevor thats really exciting. What what is the play, can you tell me the plot of this thing . Yes. Can i tell you a little more about eclipse. Eclipsed is a beautiful play an actress from the walks dead. And it is about five liberian women during wartime there, during the civil war. And its about how they cope with the war in very different ways, the five of them. And its funny, its intense. Its taxing. Its exciting. Its a very exciting play. And it was very exhausting to do every day but every day it was a gift to tell the story. Trevor what was harder, doing the cgi in star wars or doing the theater acting. Whoa, yeah. Trevor thats what we do, tough questions. That say tough question. I think what was harder was definitely eclipsed because there is a stamina that you need to stay with the kind of material day in day out and allow yourself to go in that emotional roller coaster from start to finish every day. Trevor thats a powerful thing. Before we g real quick, tell us what the plot of star wars is again . There is a saiber. Theres hans solo and you know, and other folks. Trevor you cant blame me for trying. Star wars the force awakens will be in theaters december 18th. Eclipsed begins previews february 23rd. Lupita that wango, everybody. applause pope francis touches down in america. I shoot em like hey hey ha ha ha uhhuh they be like hey hey ha ha but i dont care uhhuh uhhuh i shoot em like hey hey ha ha and i dont care uhhuh okayits chewy. His . Really icy. Wooh. Thats intense it just hits you. Its gum. No. Its totally a mint its disappearing as i am chewing it. Where did it go . Its not a gum. Not a mint. Its a breakthrough in cool. Ice breakers cool blasts. Digiorno . Or delivery . Taste for yourself why the shortest distance between you and a delicious, freshbaked pizza, is your oven. Thankfully, its not delivery. Its digiorno. Thankwhits a question n . Very. Asked all the time. Because where youre from shapes who you are. Inspires how you do things. And when that inspiration comes from a place this refreshing. This majestic. This. Well, you get the idea. Coors light. Born in the rockies. cheers and applause . Trevor thats our show for tonight, thank you so much, lupita that wango for joining us. Join us when. 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