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Night one, a bold new theme. cheers trevor welcome to the daily show. Welcome, everybody. Thank you so much, philadelphia. Im trevor noah. 7 were coming to you from the university of pennsylvanias Annenberg Center which means the daily show is officially in philadelphia, baby. Were here. We made it here. Week two of the conventions. Last week was cleveland. And this week were clearly in the manliest city in america. Because everything in this city is about men, everything. Its the city of brotherly love. Home of the Founding Fathers. Yeah. Boyz ii men. laughter yeah. Like, even the Football Team is the eagles. The only animal that has malepattern baldness, the only one. Haugh laugh i mean, on top of the city hall tower i saw a statue of william penn with his dick out. laughter cheers and applause he looked like he was peeing on philadelphia. And heres whats so great about all of this. All this masculinity, and this city made history by nominating americas First Major Party female president ial candidate cheers and applause were so excited. Well talk more about it. We have a guest tonight, the chairman of Hillary Clintons campaign. John podesta will be joining us, which is really exciting. So to get straight into it. Last night was start of the Democratic National convention. They had the biggest speakers than a stretch hummer. They had cory booker, elizabeth warren, elijah cummings, and, of course, senator demi lovato. Eva longoria was there, sarah silverman, and this was just night one. At this rate on thursday theyll bring out, like, abraham lincoln. He will come out and be like, i came back to vote for Hillary Clinton. And to see the rest of that play was watching. laughter this time i want to sit in the back. So many stars, so many stars. And just like just when you were like, you know, how can they top all this . How can they improve on this . Is when they brought in the supernova, Michelle Obama. Today, i wake up every morning in a house that wassibility by slaves. And i watch my daughters two beautiful, intelligent black young women playing with their dogs on the white house lawn. Trevor i feel like people cheered early on the slaves part. They were excited. I grew up in a house built by slaves. And they were like, i live in a house yay built by slaves. I felt bad for republicans last night, whatever your politics, you have to admit these days they cant bring that kind of star power. They dont have a Michelle Obama. They have a Michelle Obama tribute. It was almost a disaster for the democrats. For most of the day it seemed the party was going to rip itself apart from the seam because the day started like this. Ang roy voices in the Democratic Party. Debbie wasserman schultz, forced to resign amid a massive email leak showing d. N. C. Staffers favoring Hillary Clinton over Bernie Sanders during the democratic primary. The abrupt resignation comes after an email hacking scandal at the d. N. C. Trevor another one . Another email scandal . Oh, the democrats give up more with bleep emails than a nigerian prince. If you havent caught it in the news, this is what happened. Someone hacked the d. N. C. , possibly the russians, leaking 19,000 of their emails. Now, fortunately, there were no news, but the privates that were exposed showed Party Officials plotting against Bernie Sanders during the primaries. In the wake of the controversy, clearly the democrats have a problem managing their email. Fortunately, Jordan Klepper and hasan minhaj have a plan. Hasan and i teamed up to help prevent democrats from repeating their electronic mistakes. Its hard to secure the emails. I think cybersecurity is going to be one of the hottest issues that faces the next president. Do you have a cell phone . Yeah, yeah, i do. Can i see this . So. laughter i think it doesnt reflect well on the Democratic Party. I can see your cell phone real quick . Sure. So, yeah. Oh, my god applause do you have a cell phone . Yeah, yeah, i do. Okay, cool. I can see . So. cheers and applause cool. Trevor thanks, guys, good jobs. And p. S. , hasan was arrested after that piece. laughter and jordan was given a stern warning. cheers and applause now, the democrats the democrats responded to this leak by asking d. N. C. Chair Debbie Wasserman schultz to step the bleep out of here. But the damage was already done, you know. Bernie sanders supporters went crazy. The d. N. C. Couldnt do anything to calm them down. They apologized to bernie. They apologized to his supporters. Then they asked bernie to talk to his own supporters which is a good plan because if bernie fans would listen to anyone, they would listen to him. We have got to elect Hillary Clinton and tim kaine. booing this is the the real world that we live in. Trevor what . Youve got to love Bernie Sanders. He spent the last year teaching people to dream the impossible dream universal health care, trillions in infrastructure, free college, all paid for with historic tax hikes. And now in a room full of the people who love those ideas hes coming out like a disillusioned peter pan. Clap all you want. Tinker bell is not coming back. This is real life. applause and whats even crazier to me is that his own fans are booing him. We love you bernie wed follow you anywhere. I think we should vote for hillary. bleep you old man. Even the Birds Landing on his podium have changed their tune. Like what the hell is going on . All day long, the bernie camp, the bernie or bust camp were marching around philly booing everything and the best news team was there to ask just how serious the fans were. We wanted to see if bernies pleas would change the mind of his most hardcorp supporters. You agree with bernie you have to do whatever it takes to stop trump . Yes. Which means also voting for hillary . No. Im not voting for crump or Hillary Clinton. Can you explain to me without doing yoga . Voting for hillary is a vote to stop trump which is what bernie wants, right . Absolutely. So youll vote for hillary . Absolutely not. I would not believe what you were saying to me and reject it as not even the point or the question that should be being asked. What question should be being asked . Um. The movement is much more than Bernie Sanders. So you support taking bernie down. If thats what it takes, thats what it takes. Thats some game of thrones bleep right this. Trevor before i came to philly i was told two things cheese steaks and booing. Like philly fans are notorious for booing anything. In fact, when we landed in philly, the pilot was like, ladies and gentlemen, weve landed safely in philadelphia. And the crowd was like, about oo and last night at the d. N. C. , bernie fans had the same philly spirit. Hillary clinton and tim kaine want to build an economy that working for everyone, not just for people at the top. booing . Hillary clinton, because of her booing . Donald trump . Well, like most republicans, he chooses to reject science. booing openly discriminate against gays and lesbians. booing thats Donald Trumps america. Trevor okay, can i suggest Something Real quick . Let me suggest something. I understand people like booing, but we need some booing clarity. You cant give the same boos to hillary as discrimination of gay people. Its not the same thing. Ill give you an example. In most parts of africa we have two distinct different types of expressions from a crowd. All right. Booing is for an individual. You boo a person. If something shocks you or is unbelievable then you go ahhh if someone is on stage and goes, people are being robbed every day. Youre like, aaahh. And i am the one robbing you. Boo. You have to separate them. This is why Michelle Obama is such a super star. In the midst of all this chaos she stepped into the boos and like a reverse moses she brought both sides together. And what happened last night was in complete contrast to what we saw in cleveland because it showed that theres more than one way to unify people. You know, the Republican ConventionUnited People in their fear and hatred. The democrats were equally shameless but in the other direction. Instead of fear mongering they were hope mongering. We must instill hope in every american. Love and hope. Our party hears every voice and empowers every person. All of us are ready for an america that rejects discrimination and embraces diversity. America remains a welcoming nation. One of my favorite sayings is an african saying and it says, if you want to go fast, go alone but if you want to go far, go together. Trevor thats true. Thats actually a common african saying but its kind of outdated since we got uber. laughter applause now when we hang out were more like, if you want to go soon, my driver kevin is three minutes away. The real test however of the partys unity came at the end of the night when the socialist sex symbol himself got up on to that stage to speak. Any objective observer will conclude that based on her ideas and her leadership, Hillary Clinton must become the next president of the united states. cheers and applause and i am proud to stand with her tonight. Thank you all very much. Trevor wow. Just like that. Bernies 2016 run was over. And it really was a bittersweet moment for everyone involved, especially for the liberal wing of the Democratic Party, some of whom were actually in tears as bernie delivered his swan song. There were so many white women trying i thought pinterest had died. laughter it really was an measure day, which kind of reminds me of another african saying, which translated means these americans are bleep crazy, eh . Well be right back. cheers and applause youve wished upon it all year, and now its finally here. The mercedesbenz summer event is back, with incredible offers on the mercedesbenz youve always longed for. But hurry, these shooting stars fly by fast. Lease the gle350 for 579 a month at your local mercedesbenz dealer. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Its gonna take a bit of work oh oh work cheers and applause trevor welcome back to the daily show. Now, we already talked about the d. N. C. Emails which were biggest democratic email scandal since last week. laughter but every news story has multiple sides to it and were going to explore all of them in our new segment the bad, the good, and the ugly. cheers and applause joining me are Jordan Klepper, roy wood jr. , and mishelf wolf, everybody. Were going to discuss emails. Jordan what are your thoughts on the d. N. C. Leaks . This is bad, trevor. This is really bad. The Democratic Party played favorites. Thats like asking your mom which one of your kids do you like the best and she goes, i couldnt possibly choose its your brother josh. No, trevor, this is good. This is really good. 19,000 emails from mostly white people and not a single one of them had the word bleep . I always thought if i got to look through white peoples secret emailses it would be just all bleep and groupons. Im proud of white people. White people need to pat themselveses on the back. Trevor, youre half white. Give yourself half a pat. Trevor, this is ugly. Anyone can hack you these days. Thats why i dont send anything over the web anymore not emails, not photos, not tweets. I attach all of my tweets to the legs of actual birds and then i hand draw all of my news and i deliver them in person. laughter . Trevor oh, wow. Okay, were doing this. laughter applause the detail the detail is harrowing. Thank you, michelle. Jordan, youre still convinced that this is bad . Of course, this is bad. You know who hacked the d. N. C. . The russians. Russia is manipulating a foreign countrys election, which is not only scary but its americas job. Chili, nicaragua,itily, portugal, panama, screwing with another countrys election is as american as apple pie. Which by the the way we stole from the dutch. I still say this is good. Were talking about emails, man. Emails do you know how much black people would love if their biggest problem was someone reading their email . I know five people that got shot. None of the shootings were preceded by an email. laughter no news walking home from work worrying about somebody rolling up on them shouting out reply all bleep no, no, no this d. N. C. Is ugly. Im telling you, i cant imagine the scene when hillary found out she had to deal with a new email scandal. Its like finding out you have another kind of herpes. laughter all i know is that whatever she was holding on to when she heard the news definitely got snapped in half. I mean, it could have been a pencil. It could have been a kitten. Whatever it was, there are now two pieces. Trevor wow, michelle, thats quite an image, a pencil snapped in two. laughter how do you guys think this unfolded for Debbie Wasserman schultz, specifically . Two days ago she ran the d. N. C. And now shes just gone. It was bad. It was really bad. This situation was like that Michael Jackson album. Trevor bad. No dangerous, which was also bad. They basically put Debbie Wasserman schultz on a donkey and ran her out of town. A mildly corrupt person in politics . Shell never work again. Its ugly, and ill tell you why its ugly because of this. Debbie knows what im talking about. You try Walking Around with a giant mefsz pubes on your head in heat. I mean, 19,000 emails and not one hair tip . The woman doesnt have a friend in the world. If anyone out there has any advice on how to not look like a porcupine with a jheri curl, let a girl know. laughter trevor thank you so much, guys. This has been can the bad, the good, and the ugly. Thank you so much, everybody. Well be right back with more. I work as a professional mountain guide and the surface pro 4 allows me to actually operate my business from everest. I help clients achieve their dreams. This is that peak that we climbed. Being able to go between having a laptop and having a tablet is really important to me. I couldnt do that with my mac. 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Wish bold in the 2017 camry. Toyota. Lets go places. cheers and applause trevor welcome back to the daily show coming to you from philadelphia. My guest tonight is is Hillary Clintons campaign chairman. Please welcome john podesta. applause trevor welcome to the show. Its good to be here. Trevor first things first, congratulations on hillarys official nomination. Its an historic night. Trevor it really is. Were in an historic city. The birthplace of our democracy, and we just elected the first woman to lead a Major National party ticket. Trevor it is a fantastic night. Do you think sometimes people forget what a historic occasion this is . Do you think sometimes people lose sight of the fact this is hopefully going to be americas first female president . Well, you know, look, i think weve got a ways to go. Weve come a long distance. We were very happy that we brought this convention together. Bernie sanders offered her name, and by acclimation, as the nominee of the party. But weve got a long fight ahead of us. So if we do our job, elect her president , that will be the real historic night. Trevor now, when you are getting ready for the conventions and im assuming you watched some of the Republican Convention, and you see what ted cruz did does any part of you phone up Bernie Sanders and go, yo, can i see your speech again, man . laughter is there a tiny bit of you that worries in those situations . Not this time. Because he was he was with her in New Hampshire and endorsed her in New Hampshire, so we knew what we were coming into philadelphia expecting. So we were excited to have that endorsement, and we worked hard to bring the two sides together. You know, our campaigns are stronger together, and that means stronger together from the two campaigns. Trevor you really did work hard, though. A lot of people dont know, but you are the man who is really behind this campaign. You are running it from the top. You were responsible for securing Bernie Sanders endorsement. What goes into that process . You know, we first met hillary our campaign manager, robby mook, and i met with bernie and James Sanders and his campaign manager, jeff weaver, just two days after the california primary. It was clear she had secured the pledge delegates we would need to make her the nominee. And from that point forward, we tried to work to try to bring the party together, to put together the most progressive platform in history, to try to find Common Ground on higher education, on making college debt free, on expanding health care access. And we were able to do that over a couple of weeks, and that led to that endorsement in New Hampshire. Trevor you do realize the world is banking on your campaign. Trevor, i carry that burden with pride. And we intend to be successful you know, Michelle Obama last night, i think, indirectly she didnt mention him by name talked about what it means to have people like the obamas in the white house as a role model for the children of america and i think what she was really implying is we dont need donald trump shaping the children of america for four years in the white house. Trevor thank you so much. Congratulations on an historic night. John podesta, everybody. Well be right back. My fellow americans. They say were a nation divided. Thats not true. We agree on a lot. Like paul rudd. Everybody loves paul rudd. I didnt know this was going to happen you know what else everyone loves . Emojis. No. Beer thats why were forming the bud light party. Just wait till you see our caucus. Weve got the biggest caucus in the country ooooeeeyyyyy im really inspired right now. America has seen the light. And theres a bud in front of it sfx crowd cheers, fireworks and theyre off well, that took a turn. Whats the speed limit in here . Dad should we tell them there are more . Theyll figure it out, eventually. And these are the lungs. boy sorry. dad dont worry about it. vo at our house, we need things that are built to last. Thats why we got a subaru. avo love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. cheers and applause . Trevor thats our show for tonight. Join us tomorrow night at 11 00 with more from the d. N. C. In philadelphia. Now, here it is, your moment of zen. The police if you look over this way all right, miguel, thank you so much. Were going to cut you off right now. Were going to cut you off right now. Were going to cover right now, boyz ii men, philadelphias own is here, and theyre performing on s