Syrup and more. Then i pwhrou my mind and shortly after blew my b hole. Are you dating anybody not can i date you . I am not dating anyone. There is a chance you could date me. Are you into lebanese girls. No. That worked out pretty well. I met someone special and she is here with me tonight. See you next week. [cheers and applause] from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah cheers and applause trevor thank you so much, everybody welcome to the daily show. Im trevor noah. So excite. Our missicle guest performing songs from freetown sound, blood orange is here, everybody cheers and applause playing later on in the show. First, interesting news from maine, which by the way is my favorite state because it looks like one of those little booties docks hate wearing. Its, like, get off, maine get off, maine get off, maine now, maine is dealing with a major heroin epidemic and their governor blames it on racial minorities. Luckily, he has the evidence to baict up. Playing with town hall meeting met with skepticism but he said he had the news clippings to back them up. 90 of those pictures in my book and its a threering binder are black and hispanic people. Trevor dude you keep a binder full of drug dealers . That sounds like the angriest scrapbooking project ever goddam drug dealers coming into my state carol, i need some glitter carol im having so much fun heres the best part, reporters just got their hands on the binder of drug dealers, the ones he says are 90 black and hispanic. Guess what . According to an analysis of the information, only about onethird arrested were black or hispanic. The Governors Office is standing by the remarks but the governor would like to move on. Trevor oh, the governor would like to move on . The governor would like to move on . As the accused, you dont get to decide when you want to move on. You stand here charged with murder your honor, im glad i killed him, but i would like to move on. Okay, cases dismissed it doesnt work like that. Governor lepage and his weird binder of bigotry is another example of the race problem in america. Made me think of something that happened in the debate. Both candidates were asked the question with all the recent Police Shootings, how do you begin to heal the racial divide in america . Because it seems like its getting worse. In fact, in some communities even the orioles are segregated. Hillary went first suggesting bert police training, guns off the street and improving communications by hosting regular danceoffs in the streets okay, that was fake but i think it would be a great suggestion hillarys, like, and, now, dance laughter but after hillary, it was time for trumps rebuttal. He had a slightly completely different answer. First of all, secretary clinton doesnt want to use a couple of words, and thats law and order. And we need law and order. We have to take the guns away from these people that have them and that are bad people that shouldnt have them. These are felons. You have to have stopandfrisk. Trevor ah, donatello, youre a genius. Thats why youre the science turtle, to help black and white people get along. Black people have to stop committing crimes. I get what trump saying, being half black and half white myself, i face the internal conflict every day, hell, i frisk myself all the time all the time laughter applause i know people call it jerking off, but i know what im searching for. Its love. laughter now, trump wasnt bringing up stopandfrisk out of nowhere. For the last 20 years, its been a major theory of policing where if cops on the street think someone is asking suspicious, pat them down, stop them, look for weapons and send them on their way. Its like a mini massage. Stopandfrisk, sounds like sexy role play or two german characters on an adventure, stopandfrisk, hello laughter but the truth is stopandfrisk is very controversial and if youve never been stopandfrisk, it may be hard to imagine why. But think of it like the t. S. A. You know whe when youre at the airport getting patted down, imagine theyre violently going through your pockets, throwing you against the wall, cursing you out in front of everyone and on top of that, no flights. Looks like this. The officers approached me, sort of roughed me up a bit especially when i asked questions. I could feel them standing over me, pointing weapons at me. Banging me head. Shut your now the kid. Why am i being arrested. For being a bleep mutt. Why am i being arrested . bleep dont talk to me arguing trevor you know, whenever you see a video like this, you cant help but wonder how many earlier incidents we will never know about because people didnt have camera phones back then. I mean, now, everyone hans iphone so we see the videos. Back in the day if you witnessed something you would have to thumb it to someone on your flip phone. laughter you may be thinking, oh, who cares . Those guys are criminals so they got whats coming. But heres the thing trump and many stopandfrisk supporters seem to gloss over. At its peak in new york, 700,000 stopandfrisk searches, 88 turned up nothing. That means in one year there were 605,000 stops when people had done nothing wrong. Worse, many of these were teenage kids. Dont get me wrong, most teenagers are dicks, but still not legally speaking. Stopandfrisk is problematic enough and heres why its especially problematic, to say that its going to heal the racial divide. Between 2004 and mid 2012, Police Stopped over 4 million people, according to the nypd. Nearly 90 black or latino. Blacks make up onethird of chicagos population but accounted for nearly threefats of those stops. The aclu says philadelphia Police Stopped and then frisked people, with africanamericans accounting for 69 of all stopped. Trevor yeah, although stopandfrisk is supposed to be applied equally, in reality, most to have the time, it only affects people of color, like rhythm. Laughter Police say they arent discriminating, theyre stopping people based on suspicious blairvetion which again seems reasonable until you see how vague the term suspicious behavior can be. For instance this is all true they can justify stopping and frisking a person for looking around because looking around is a thing that drug dealers do, yes. And also, i mean, people who cross streets and also tourists and also pigeons. laughter all suspicious. In fact, the number one reason new york police said they frisked people was because of something called furtive movements which sounds like a dance class for shy people, but its not. Its actually any movement that the police feel is suspicious. Heres how you know this is targeting black people. You could even be stopped and frisked just for having a bull knowledge your pants. laughter yeah. Thats what youre thinking. Which the police could probably make better if they just said that. If they said, were stopping you because looks like you got a big dick. The guy would be, go ahead, officer, go ahead thats right whos getting stop and frisked today baby i got stopped three times whens the last time you been stopped you aint never been stopped laughter thats not whats happening. Im not saying stopandfrisk is worthless, but even though it took illegal guns off the street, it had other costs. A yale stud shows when police harasses a community it could lead to respect which leads to a rise in crime. Imagine you were in a relationship and youre completely faithful but every single day the person youre dating goes, are you cheating on me . Show me your phone, what are you doing . Are you cheating on me . Show me your phone show me your phone good. Im glad we have been working on healing the divide in our relationship. Want to go to dinner . No. Busy . Show me your phone people talk about stopandfrisk like it was magical medicine that cured crime. My suggestion, if theyre going to try and sell it that way, the least they could do is be honest about the side effects. Sort of like this does your fear of black people keep you up at night . Guess what, there is a solution. Its called stopandfrisk. Stopandfrisk is strong, fastacting and completely safe for white people. Some potential side effects of stopandfrisk may include blurred legal rights, racial tension oh, yeah, forget about ice cream, sudden loss of dignity, riot outbreaks, thoughts of being trapped in a police state, and that glass of myrrh low is considered a weapon. Dont let the thing like racial disharmony get in the way of you living your life. I know i dont. 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But bathrooms are just the tip of the iceberg. Hb 2 also allows businesses in North Carolina to discriminate based simply on who they believe might be gay, which is insane. And where there is insanity, there is roy wood, jr. I wanted to show North Carolinans what hb 2 would look like in action so i rented a food truck made up of a fake Barbecue Company and set out to refuse service to people by telling them theyre gay. I dont care if theyre gay but hb 2 says i can do this jim crow level bleep and nobody can stop me. I needed somebody to hell me with the actual discriminating. There we go. Time for North Carolina to try a little bit of the bone brothers, flame and barbecue. Welcome to bone brothers. Ill do a barbeque sandwich. You cant just throw it in everybodys face. Were not going to serve you. Were discriminating you because youre gay. That feels im not gay. Whatever you want to tell yourself at night, man. I have been married for 22 years. Got proof . I got a weird vibe. Thats all we need. Sorry. This dude didnt know what to do. Were we really using Sexual Orientation for not serving him barbecue . Step away from the window. We have other customers, youre scaring them off. Whats going on, buddy . Yeah, they guy. Say what . Dont serve gay people. Oh, hell, no, were not gay. You said yall are together. bleep , no. No, hes joking. No, no, all yall bleep . Is he playing . Its good. You really they were bleep gay . It doesnt matter, if we think youre gay, thats what it. We work in the same office. Thats weird, its as if people dont like arbitrary discrimination. Welcome to bone brothers. Ill sirve you guys but not him. Im good with those guys, not you. Why . Lifestyle stuff. Lifestyle stuff . We dont serve gay people. Im not gay. Look, your gay taste buds arent even calibrated to enjoy straight mac and cheese, theyre more cultivated to enjoy cilantro and penis. How about that, its clear discrimination sucks and a lieutenant of these people were experiencing it the first time. Virgins. Im not trying to be a dick. You. How . Arbitrarily, randomly not serving me. If anybody knows something about discrimination, its me. I got called bleep four times. Sorry. It happens. Thats great. But why do you think im gay . I was told this was cool in North Carolina. I dont have to justify myself. My instinct is you are gay. He has good instinct. Why . The bible. What does that do to instinct . Im a pastor, man. Youre a pastor . Then you know, tell him. Even if he were gay, still, you should serve him. There you go. It took a pastor to ask the real question which was what the bleep have to do with a person getting some barbecue . Turns out hes not alone. 70 of North Carolinans think hb 2 is bad for their state but until the governor repeals it, this thing we did is 100 legal. Order of fries. We dont serve gays. What . Youre saying i cant get a sandwich . Thats exactly what im saying. I trust it, bro hb 2, baby put that back in there. Put that back. We dont live in North Carolina. You can say whatever the bleep you want. You just tell people no for no reason . Right. Just so you know, we let everybody off the hook and gave them free barbecue. Thats bleep up. These people already have to live in North Carolina. Thats stressful enough. Trevor roy wood, jr. And jordan klepper, everyone well be right back well be right back and theyre off well be right back well, that took a turn. Whats the speed limit in here . Dad should we tell them there are more . Theyll figure it out, eventually. Thunder thunder thunder brewed generation after generation. This beer is fiercely loyal. Only with moravian barley. Coors banquet. Thats how its done. cheers and applause trevor beck welcome back to the daily show. My artist is playing a song from freetown sound, blood orange cheers and applause seen it all before could this take too long a prayer was all we knew and its all that was taught to me stripped of all thats left tell me what is right and never let me ask if its all that was taught to me couldnt see the changes even if i cant explain it but the presence of another with the faces of my mother its warm what it is were looking for if common sense is just a law and all my teacher preaches is maybe that something is wrong mary, our lady afrika you promised us a home but not for while were young oh, mary, our lady afrika please dont leave them alone may your sons law of love stripped of all thats left tell me what is right and never let me ask if its all that was taught to me couldnt see the changes even if i cant explain it but the presence of another with the faces of my mother its warm what it is were looking for if common sense is just a law and all my teacher preaches is maybe that something is wrong mary, our lady afrika you promised us a home but not for while were young oh, mary, our lady afrika please dont leave them alone may your sons law of love feeling old, knowing that the dream youre sold helped you make it to your goal but whats a goal time you know, the heat you felt when you were cold as real as gold, chains and all are things that make you bold make us bold black as gold rightly so feeling old, knowing that the dream youre sold helped you make it to your goal but whats a goal time you know, the heat you felt when you were cold as real as gold, chains and all are things that make you bold make us bold black as gold rightly so cheers and applause i believe in me too. I am the unicorn of your confidence library break shhhhhhhh. Have a break, have a kit kat they say the kentucky buckets arenwhat . who said it . Team. I say theyre wrong yeah now get out there and lets do this photo shoot for the kfc twenty dollar fill up now available with extra crispy tenders. Its Finger Lickin good cozy up this fall with dunkins coffee and espresso flavors. Sip salty and sweet with our new salted caramel macchiato or drink in the season with the classic taste of pumpkin. America runs on dunkin. The daily show. Were here with de dev hynes. You write popular music with popular artists but your own music has a different style, a different flair and a message behind it. So many songs on the album are about Police Shootings and police brutality. The question is, it seems obvious, why in music . I basically realized that music is the medium and the language that is most natural for me. Trevor yeah. So experiencing this stuff and living here and going through all of it, that was just the natural medication i was using to just kind of express myself. Trevor dev hynes, everybody, one more time. applause er blood oranges album freetown sound is available now. Please welcome once again, blood orange. cheers and applause speaking in Foreign Language come on let me take you down no come on let me make you round no come on let me love ya come on let me love ya chris thank you. E ya your applause is perfectly timed for the top of the show. Its 29 minutes until midnight, the days news tumped into pumpkin and i turn back into gary buysy and we announce a winner. Im chris hardwick, this is midnight. There say list around twitter of the top ten most dangerous celebrities, i woman err who is number seven, probably suge knight or suge, lets see who