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International womens day, everybody. cheers and applause happy International Womens day. Well be talking more about that later. But first, if youre watching tv right now, well, your testified might also be watching you. A new document dump by wikileaks is making explosive allegations about c. I. A. Hack tools used to spy on people. Among the documents released, secret techniques that exploit security vulnerabilities in common Electronic Devices like phones and smart tvs to spy on their owners. The 8700 documents posted on wikileaks reveal a range of c. I. A. Programs with code names like after midnight, and brutal kangaroo. laughter trevor sorry, brutal kangaroo. Is the c. I. A. Getting its code names from urban dictionaries . Because brutal kangaroo doesnt sound like an espionage operation. It sounds like one of those madeup sex positions you know. Yeah, like some guy was like, a brutal kangaroo is when you have sex with a woman hopping down the street carrying her in a baby bjorn. Thats what that sounds like. The names of the c. I. A. Operations revealed by wikileaks are great. These are all real names that the c. I. A. Uses for the operations. Youve got cotton candy. Shoulder surfer. Swamp monkey. laughter dr. Boom. Magical mutt, ricky bobby, and eggs mayhem. These are real code names. I love that theres a c. I. A. Agent whose job it is to come up with the code names, like the other spies with like, im going to jump out of a helicopter, land on an airplane, and assassinate the ugandan foreign minister using a pencil laced with v. X. And the one guy goes, and were going to call it eggs mayhem. Im a spy, too. laughter but, guys, theres no need to get paranoid. Your tv is not spying on you. Except for you, kevin. laughter yeah, i see ow the couch, buddy. You got some sriracha on your mustache. laughter by the way, sriracha moustache is also a new sex position. laughter ill just leave you with that. But lets move on, ladies and gentlemen, to the one thing paul ryan spends more time on than his biaccepts, obamacare. Since its very inception, paul ryan has had one goal we really have a problem with the direction of these bills and we have offered principalled, alternative bills. Were going to do everything we can to try to repeal and replace this things. The case for repeal must be matched with a of greater intensity of replace. Were going to repeal obamacare and replace obamacare way better system. Because we think we owe the country an alternative. But most urgent is to actually repeal and replace obamacare. We with have to step in and repeal and replace obamacare. laughter . Trevor yes, from jason priestly ryan, all the way to sure, i love donald trump ryan, obamacares been his obsession. He was probably having nightmares about it waking up like, ah repeal and replace. Repeal and replace obamacare. And then he turns to his wife and says, oh, honey, i had the most horrible dream, and he turns and her head is also obamacare. Dadadum laughter so, after seven years of fighting to replace obamacare with a g. O. P. Plan, ryans moment has finally come. House, senate, white house, all republican. So now, without further ado, after so many years that i can only assume were spent crafting the the worlds greatest Health Care Plan in history lets hear what the American Public has won breaking news, House Republicans just unveiling their bill. 10 million americans could lose coverage under this new plan. The proposal destabilizes insurance markets, it will, youll see that premiums will go up. laughter trevor no, no, no, no cheers and applause no, forget the balloons. Forget the balloons. No, no. Yeah trevor no, no, dont no. No its canceled. Its not mission accomplished. What . Trevor sorry, man. I can keep this . I want to hold it up after sex. laughter applause . Trevor whatever. Sweet honey, put on the bjorn trevor by, really, paul ryan . Millions of people losing Health Insurance . Premiums going up . This is the crap youve been hyping for seven years . Seven years and this is what they bring. Thats like waiting three hours fair pizza delivery, and then when you open the box, the delivery guy has got his bleep in the middle of it. I mean, yeah, dont get me wrong, youre still going to eat around it because its pizza, but its not ideal, is what im saying. And you know what . Theres a lot to unpack in this bill because its complicated. But theres a simple metric than anyone can understand who wins and who loses. Winners right now are the young because they get this great subsidy and theyre generally healthy. Wealthy people who are seeing their taxes go down as it relaterelates to health care and health insurers, who are benefiting from this. Here are the losers as we look at it. laughter if. Trevor first of all, out of context, that graphic is just mean. That is just mean. And second, im not a medical expert, but i feel like if one of the losers of your Health Care Plans is sick people, you done bleep up. cheers and applause im just going to say. Now, to be fair, to be fair, this plan would give subsidies to people in the middle class who didnt get them under obamacare, right. But it pays for that partly by forcing four million to six million poor people all of medicaid. And if youre saying, well, theres only so much money to go around, then why does this plan also give a massive tax cut to rich people, who are now also going to be say, theres so much money to go around look, we cant act surprised that a republican plan is going to screw over poor people. In fact, by now, youve obviously all seen representative shaveets on tv where he was like, maybe poor people need to stop wasting their money on iphones. As if people were in hospitals going, chemo or candy crush . Hmmm. But okay, republicans, since rousseau good at managing your money, why dont you tell us how youre going to pay for all of this. There is no price tag. The c. B. O. Has not marked this yet. We have no idea what its going to cost. Trevor oh they cant figure out the big numbers . If only you had spent your money on the iphone, you could have used the calculator app on it. cheers and applause see what happened there . Now, obviously, democrats are against the plan, mostly because obamacare is the only thing that reminds them of the good times, you know. Hmm. Still smells like him. laughter but the real surprise is that some republicans are even more against it because for them, this Health Care Plan still has too much health care in it. Conservative republicans dont like the proposal because its too sloor to obamacare. Conservative leaders are refusing to sign on, saying the new bill is desi lydic. The house bill has been put forward as obamacare literks. It wont work. This bill has real problems. This is not the repeal bill we have been waiting for all these years. Trevor oh, man, theres nothing worse than seeing a sad republican. Its like they found out santa was real, but hes mexican. laughter applause cheers and applause so, democrats, republicans, poor people everyone hates this thing. Except over at Donald Trumps white house, where theyre focused on the bills most important feature. One of the things thats important, sarah, is for all of the people who have concerns about this, especially on the right, look at the size. This is the democrats. This is us. There is i mean, you cant get any cleerser in terms of this is government. This is not. laughter applause trevor im sorry, no. Im sorry, no it feels like now spicer is just pardeeg himself now. Lees like, i know what youre going to do Melissa Mccarthy. No no if anyone is going to make fun of the of spice man its going to be me damn you, Melissa Mccarthy im doing it myself. What does that even mean . This whole bill doesnt really make sense. It doesnt meet up to anybodys standard. And you know who should be the most upset about this is president trump. Because remember during the campaign and the transition . He said everyone would be covered under his plan. Premiums would go down, and care would be better. He must be so ashamed of this crappy replacement plan. Im proud to support the replacement plan released by the house of representatives. Its a complicated process, but actually, its very simple. Its called good health care. Trevor good health care. Thats the thing i love about donald trump he tells it like it is. Well be right back. cheers and applause get, get, shooo hey out out get, get, get arrrrrgh did you find everything okay, sir. . panting whaaaaat. . Have a good day, sir nobody does unlimited like tmobile. While the other guys gouge for unlimited data. Tmobile one save you hundreds a year. Right now get two lines of data for 100 dollars. 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You might have heard its International Womens day and donald trump marked the occasion by not inappropriately grabbing a woman for 24 hours. laughter yes. He calls this lent, except harder. Actually, actually, no, im kidding. Im kidding. Im kidding. He did send out a nice tweet. And so did the first lady no, not melania, the first real lady. Today we celebrate women and are reminded of our collective voice and the powerful impact we have on our societies and our economies. So once again, people are talk about what ivankas influence in the white house means for women. For more on this im joined by michelle wolf, everybody cheers and applause hello, Trevor Trevor so, michele, what do you make of ivanka . I mean, a lot of people are really hyping her up as feminisms great hope under trump. I mean, is she . laughter ivankas been silent on so many womens issues. Like health care, domestic abuse, reproductive rights. Trevor another but, yeah, to be fair, no one can speak out on everything. She did propose a Maternity Leave policy. All right, trevor, let me tell you something about proposals. They dont always work out. laughter do they, jeremy one minute your boyfriend is down on one knee on the beach. The next hes down on your best friend becky. Im over it its fine laughter but heres the thing about ivankas Maternity Leave policy her proposal only covers married women. You know who it leaves out . All the Single Ladies. Trevor all the Single Ladies . All the Single Ladies. laughter . Trevor michele, thats really unfair because single moms have to deal with a lot of bleep . And speak about bleep , lets talk about ivankas childcare policy. She proposes a Tax Deduction for the cost childcare, but that does nothing for poor people. They have nothing to deduct from. Thats like offering me a free breast reduction. laughter thats a nice gesture, but youre really not taking my situation into account laughter my boobs get any smaller, and theyd be concave. laughter like chest dimples. Trevor did you say chest dimples . Yes. Trevor thats a great word chest dimples. I like that. Is that what happened to my cheek boobs to go with this . Thats hilarious. Okay, im confused, though. If ivankas policies benefit so few women, then why is she seen as a feminist icon . Because thats her brand. It always has been. Im successful and powerful. How you can be like me . By buymy handbag. I started this company for women who inspire me. My collection is designed for the modern, professional woman. We have an awesome collection of dresses that are meant for working women like ourselves. Ive found that a dress is like my secret weapon. Oh, my gosh silly me this whole time i was learning math laughter applause it turns out. cheers and applause what was i thinking . I dont know. It turns out, all i really needed was to buy the right outfit. laughter this isnt feminism. Its women be shopping. And, look, im not faulting her for making a buck off women, but lets all stop pretending its anything more than that. Because whether its her brand or her policies, its designed with one type of woman in mind ivankas feminism is the lululemon model. Its for rich white women, and you can see right through it. laughter cheers and applause . Trevor wow okay, okay, look, ivanka may be out of touch, michele. But least shes in the white house. And she can be a voice of reason. You know, she could reign people in. I dont know, trevor. She has a history of letting bleep slide. Sexual harassment is never acceptable. And we must stand against it. At the same time, learn to figure out when a hoot or a hoarl is, indeed, a form of harassment, and when its merely a goodnatured tease that you can give back in kind. Audience boo yes just tease them back oh, mr. Parsons, i could bounce a quarter off your ass, too. laughter by the way, this is my daughter chloe. She has to come to work with me because i cant afford childcare. So lets review ivankas formula for equality. Have a husband. Have children. Dress right. Dont be poor. And dont get mad when youre harassed at work. Theres a huge problem with that these shooez not trying to change the patriarchy. Shes telling women how to silently slide into it, like a d. M. laughter which, to be honest, works for her. The only person she had to step over was eric. And by the looks of it, she stepped on him. laughter so, before you put too much hope in ivanka, remember, she is a brand of feminism that makes her rich by exploiting the very people shes claiming to help. Thats not being a feminist. Thats being a chump. Trevor. Trevor michelle wolf, everyone. Well be right back. cheers and applause hes got the cash. Hes got a condo. Hes got a car. Hes got a career. But that still doesnt mean he gets you. Time to shine. Orbit. What makes a wendys hamburger different . Fresh beef. Wooo, baby and while wendys may have to go the extra mile to never use frozen beef. Unlike some other guys. The result is so worth it. Wendys, the official hamburger of the ncaa. Classic hersheys outside. With a new creamy, crunchy inside. New hersheys cookie layer crunch. Classic reimagined. So tasty. Trevor welcome back to the daily show. My guest tonight is an assistant professor of sociology at Virginia Commonwealth University and author, whose new book is called lower ed the troubling rise of forprofit colleges in the new economy. Please welcome Tressie Mcmillan cottom. cheers and applause trevor what a pleasure to have you on the show. Well, thank you. You keep saying that, and im starting to believe you. Trevor you should believe it. Ive been a fan of yours for a long time. Ive been a fan of yours when you take down trolls on twitter. Ive been a fan of yours when i read your articles. The piece you wrote about obama and hope and change was really powerful after the election. But today were going to talk about the book education, something im genuinely fascinated about, forprofit colleges. If you were to sum it up real quickly, what is a forprofit college and what is the problem . The forprofit college is one that can extract money from the college and distribute it to owners. Its profit. Whereas notforprofit colleges are constrained in what they can do with the money. Theoretically, the money is supposed to stay in the colleg create a better learning environment for the student and Work Environment for the faculty and staff. Forprofit colleges can do the opposite. They can take the money out of the school. Well, thats a problem, we think that relationship to tuition, thinking of it as profit, changes how the school works. And i think that thats what happens. Trevor now, some people would argue and say why shouldnt somebody make money from the school . I mean, if theyre providing a service, shouldnt they be compensated . Compensation and profit are actually two different things. Profit becomes a problem in the education model when the only way you can make profit is to hold down cost. Well, if the only thing that youre offering as a service is education, theres only one thing you can do more cheaply to generate a profit, education. And so thats the reason why we see, for example, among many forprofit colleges, they will spend more money, for example, on marketing and recruitment, than they do on curriculum and instruction. Thats what the profit motive does it shifts your interests to generating revenue and away from providing education. Trevor when you were going out there and forprofit colleges trying to target people, who are they trying to target . The first is when you hear, you know, those advertisements that say, pick up the phone today dial 1800 and change your life. The first person theyre trying to target is someone for whom that message would work. We can think about who that message might work for. You need to change your life today if you are very dissatisfied with it. Well, that is why forprofit students tend to be more likely to be poor, working poor, unemployed, underemployed, more likely to be women and African American and hispanic than students in nocht for profit Higher Education. If forprofit colleges were transforming peoples lives, id have never written the book. It would be an entirely different situation. But empirically by now, we have about 15 years of data now to work with since the sort of rapid explosion of forprofit colleges have happened. And the data are pretty clear. They are not transforming peoples lives. They are not transforming peoples lives, at least not for the better, on average. Forprofit students are more likely to drop out. They are even if they graduate, they are more likely to be unemployed, and when theyre unemployed, theyre unemployed for longer. We do not see this great positive response in the labor market. Theyre not paid more, frankly. And thats what we think Higher Education is supposed to do. Trevor when you look at it, when you talk about people who are specifically targeted, is it something that affects women, or does it have a greater effect on women sthan it does on men . Everything that we have done to shape what womens experience of the world is, has made women more susceptible to the forprofit College Marketing plan. Trevor wow. This is a, for all intents and purposes, really a gendered credentialing scheme for credentials to do gender jobs health care, education, so teaching, nurses assistants jobs that we associate with women. Why does that work for women . We can think about on a day like today its really nice to think about, for example. What it means to be a woman in our society today. For many of us, it means that were not just taking care of ourselves but were the primary caretakers for children. And increasingly, were also the primary caretakers for our parents. We in many ways work three different shifts our paid work, our unpaid work, and our family work. And what we said to women was, yes, well we also need you now to be equal Economic Partners in your household for you to stay afloat, for you to keep the position that you have, much less to move up, right, to invest in your own children. Well, there arent lot of options for women to do that which is probably why we see 65 to 70 of all well pooem enrolled in forprofit colleges are women. Trevor wow, thats a powerful story i could honestly talk to you for hours about but i have the book. I recommend everybody go out there and get it. Its a fascinating story. Thank you so much. Thank you. Trevor lower ed is available now. I suggest you go out and ged getit. 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