Daily show im jon stewart my guest tonight, bill hader will be joining us, the movie out the skeleton twins. First, weve just received some incredible, earth shaking, some might say shocking breaking news. Hillary clinton returned to iowa sunday for the First Time Since 2008. She attended senator tom harkins annual steak fry. Was this a kickoff to a possible 2016 run for the white house . Jon oh, my god laughter retiring democrat iowa senator tom harkin has an annual steak fry and im only hearing about it now . In its 37th year . All those years, spinning my wheels at senator Daniel Patrick monahans crawfish boil. laughter a wonderland of beef was awaiting me in indianola, iowa. If you steal it. They will come. Its the subject of democalypse 2016, willary or wontary . laughter now secretary slinten has not set foot in iowa since the caucus in 2008. Hello, iowa im back jon even though you bleep me over i came in third behind edwards, you bleep edwards grrrrr wheres my steak laughter that was a pan mim pano mime ofg out a persons heart, looking at it, taking a bite, and then down. laughter come on, mrs. Clinton, just tell us if youre running or not. It is true, i am thinking about it. cheers and applause but for today, that is not why im here. audience reacts jon wow, that crowd really wears it on their sleeve, huh . They react quite viscerally to every statement. Iowa i love you cheers and applause but im not in love with you audience reacts but i am running cheers and applause a white slavery ring audience reacts and now a screening of star wars cheers and applause the phantom menace audience reacts all right. Somehow in that building of the trilogy there, the menace turned out to be a topper to white slavery ring which probably seems unfair. I guess we really dont know if secretary clinton is running. Is she running . Yes. Coming here will make it harder to turn back. Once she steps foot in iowa later today for the annual tom harkin steak fry, there truly is no turning back. Jon there is no turning back laughter abandon abandon hope, all ye who enter the tom harkin 37th annual steak fry for your lot is cast. Youre running for president oomwa, oomwa laughter that was a rather sudden, unconvincing storm. laughter but iowa was not all hillary all the time. Senator Bernie Sanders was also in iowa this weekend testing the waters perhaps for a president ial campaign of his own in 2016. Is iowa ready for hillary . Aretimes ready for hillary . Jon oh, for heavens sake Bernie Sanders youre a good man, one of the few persons to win a place at the washington table, what do you think of Hillary Clinton . Well, if there is a question youre asking the senator, may as well hear the answer. Well, i think the answer is that iowa and america was not want to anoint anybody. I think what the American People jon poor guy cant win. laughter starts to give a considered answer and gets photo bombed by a squirrel. laughter all right. Now, here we go come on lets focus its not that distracting lets focus. I think what the American People clearly want to see is a major debate on the important issues facing the working family. Jon its just really bleep hard to focus. Given a choice between Bernie Sanders and squirrel youve really got to go with squirrel hillary may or may not run, bernie may or may not run. A lot of people are just kind of over this whole, endless will she or wont she dance. I think this coy flirtation is getting old. Do we think shes in iowa for the steak . What a crock laughter jon i mean, i have been there ive had that steak its like a cow took a bleep in your mouth laughter no one would you go there for steak, lets be bleep reasonable nobodys more angry about this than msnbcs own joe scarborough. What hillarys done in the last year is why americans hate politics. You go around on a glorified book tour where you say absolutely nothing, you want people to ask you to run for president so you can say we dont know yet. Then you go to the stupid events. I dont want to see you eating steak. If youre going to run, say youre going to run and stop playing games laughter jon a fish or a frog pick a side you over there, are you a lizard or a rock . Either way pick up the pace you know, not for nothing, mr. Scarborough. I seem to remember your book, the right path was morning pimped with a bit of president ial campaign patina thathead a touch of indecision with it as well. Joe scarborough went to New Hampshire this weekend to promote the ideas in his book, the right path, a talk weekly turned to 2016. Did you just rule out running for president in 2016 . No, i wont rule anything out. Jon if youre going to run, say so and stop playing games laughter the truth is, to be honest, there is really and i mean this sincerely, theres really only one candidate in iowa now that im interested in. Roll tape. You dont have to be nuts to want to be president but it helps im a as i recall and i approve this message laughter jon squirrel well be right whoa, my cuts still there. My cuts all better. Cause sarahs mom discovered neosporin. With patented technology. That heals cuts two days faster than store brands. Neosporin. Buy three Johnson Johnson first aid products and get a free bag. Whatever, usa a real town built by bud light is somewhere. In this area here. Why the secrecy . Because if we divulged the exact whereabouts this amazing town would be overrun by a wave of humanity demanding to do this, this, this, a whole lot of this and tons of thisfor three straight days. We cant have that. Yet. Youre probably hearing about bud lights whatever, usa right now from people. 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In that they have terrible effects on millions of americans in an epidemic almost too horrible to comprehend. Man. Michael che has more. Drugs have long ravaged this nation. Danny chu explains the toll drugs have taken on his district. Overdose deaths are the tip of the iceberg. In Santa Clara County its resulted in skyrocketing medical costs and rampant crime. What kind of drugs are we talking about . Crack, heroin with, smiley, pingpong, black flag, roach spray, crisco . Opiates . Bad back medicine . Who commits crimes with bad backs . These chemicals are similar to heroin and millions are addicted. Street drugs are one thing. Pharmaceuticals are there to help, right . Theres no evidence these prescription painkillers work well for chronic pain conditions. Really . Yes. Nonetheless, the Drug Companies market these drugs for these purposes. Thats why we filed this lawsuit to hold these companies accountable. They have a lot to be accountable for. Studies shows prolonged use reduces effective necessary and increases risk of overdose. Oxy requires a prescription. Whos to blame . I wasnt adding up. I have a little secret to tell you i cant hear you. I have a secret i cant hear you. A secret what . Im coming out. He told me how the epidemic got out of hand. They lied to the doctors and told them 0xycontin is less likely to lead to Substance Abuse and this is not true. Seriously . You can look at the lawsuits. Pfizer was found guilty by a jury of conspiracy j. Wow merck, eli lilly, Johnson Johnson, all fined the same thing. Pharmaceutical companies are like drug cartels. laughter thats a good one. Its not a joke. Its a fact. Ive studied this. Im a comedian. I know about jokes. Thats a joke. This medicine kills people. Do you still think its a joke . Well, not that part. Youve got to learn how to get off on a high note. Fortune 500 Companies Behaving like drug car tells . Seemed hard to swallow. I went to the heart of the oxy triangle to confront one of them face to face. I would like to speak to your don. Who . Your don. The drug lord or the top guy like your pap lo escobar kind of goodbye. Turn that off. Turns out nobody on the inside would talk to me. Then i got lucky. laughter the guy there. Who the bleep are you . I used to be a pharmaceutical sales rep. A whistle blower emerged to tell me how these companies are allowed to continue to operate. So they can buy anyone they want the fda, the government, the researchers, they get payoffs. Arent you scared theyre going to come after you . Why do you think i live in sweden . What . You live in sweden . Probably hard for you to hide as a brown dude in sweden. So the only people who would talk to me are hiding in sweden . This started to sound like a conspiracy. Thankfully everything was straightened out. Pharmaceutical companies are straightforward and honest about the benefits and risks of their products. Im glad. I was freaking out. Why do pharmaceuticals have a bad rep . Statistics are like a bikini, what they show you is interesting but what they conceal is oh. The people who make the unsubstantiated claims need their medication changed. Obviously no one is paying you to say that . No. Do we accept donations from pharmaceutical companies . We most certainly do. Oh, no so according to these guys, pharmaceutical Companies Market dangerous drugs mislead doctors and pay people off, which raises the question, why am i bleep with them . These pharmaceutical companies have billions of dollars, they can get away with anything they want and im messing with them on national tv and youre not worried about that at all . I wouldnt say it doesnt both mer but well, it bothers me. The pharmaceutical companies dont kill people directly. They kill them with pills. I dont want to be killed with anything i want to live till im 89, like you oh. 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Thank you applause jon what i always think is probably the most difficult thing is to play there are very serious moments in this, but you are able to break it but in a very organic way, like keeping it very real, very human. Yeah, and that is tough. A lot of it had to do with the script that the guy Craig Johnson the director wrote, this balance they have, this tonal balance which is really hard to get, incredibly hard to get. But i would also say his editor jenny lee is real good because kristen wiig and i would do something that was really funny and theyre, like, well these two people should be on saturday night live laughter theyre doing really good voices, pretty solid impressions and the editor said, they have a discipline as a filmmaker. Because sometimes with comedy, if its funny, it should stay in. And i give him a lot of credit for being disciplined. Jon makes sense. If youre playing a real character it might not make sense that he does a deadon james mason impression. Why would anybody want to do that in life anyway . Jon seems like very esoteric. Yeah. Jon working with chris, you guys spent so much time together building a rapport and now youre playing brother and sister because in the film you have to make each other laugh a lot in the way siblings can do. Its almost like secret twins language. We have that working now for so long together, theres a scene where were on nitrous. Jon where she works. Where she works, at the nitrous museum. Jon sure laughter shes a nitrous miner shes a nitrous miner get in here no, but were hanging out, doing nitrous. She works at the dentist office. And one scene craig said, go nuts, make each other laugh and have fun. Lindsey, works at saturday night live, said it made me feel like i was back on friday night watching you rehearse. Because we would get real loopy. We call it the friday night crazies. It was annoying. It wasnt nice. It was annoying laughter youre exhausted, been up all week. She meant that more in a that was all for me way. laughter jon theres a real nostalgia. I find for talent like yours that theres a real nostalgia when youre together. Yeah. Jon it was a magical kind of thing. Yeah. Jon those goodbyes were so heartbreaking. Oh, when kristen said goodbye, we were all crying, and when i said goodbye as stefan, we were crying. Jon i know i went out and cried and kristen didnt tell me, i thought she was in l. A. , and i look and she was standing there. She surprise med and came and gave me a hug, and i was like, oh i love you and lauren was, like, you can stay, if you want. laughter jon theres plenty room here. laughter i can give you whatever you want. laughter jon im always so taken by the range. You know, performers steve carell in his upcoming movie is phenomenal. You and kristen, as real actors and i wonder, for standups, that seems like magic, and im wondering, you know, you guys come from a background of improv and scene work. Buzdoes that inform your abilito create the characters . As standups were very envious of that ability. To create that kind of thing is more difficult. It is. So much of it is from our standpoint, i dont know how people tell jokes. I lean heavily on the writers because i didnt know how to do the economy of a joke. I just dont understand. And, so, no, its a lot of fun and, you know, its just getting into a character. So much of it, you kind of do a lot of research, you work on it really hard. You get the wardrobe, what the apartment looks like, what your apartment looks like, your hair looks like, everything, and then you but then when you get on set, youre just reacting to everybody. Jon right. In standup, you dont have to listen to anybody, but as an improv and sketch actor, youve got to listen. Yeah jon hmm . laughter you can do nie trie nitrous ando whatever you want. Unbelievable. The skeleton twins, opens on this friday. Go see it. 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