People blamed this on anything but the injustices of a flawed system. Garner outweighed the officer by probably 150 pounds. Jon they had to bring him down he was the abominable bro man but, ok, he outweighed one cop by 150 pounds. What about the other five . Is that just how much racial progress america has made . It used to be black people were only threefifths of a white person. Now, theyre equal to six unless theres some other reason his size was relevant . If he had not had asthma and a heart condition and was so obese, he almost definitely would not have died from this. The police had no reason to know that he was in serious condition. Jon please. Asthma, heart disease, obesity, yeah, those are serious conditions but, come on come on, the medical examiners report says that garner died from compression of the neck and compression of the chest. That sounds more like death by choking than death by chocolate. A choke hold is preventing flow of air. I wouldnt use the term choke hold as a martial art student, i wouldnt use that term. laughter jon go on. If you go for the trache or whats called an air choke or the windpipe, you can literally kill somebody. The definitions may sound technical, but it isnt, is it . Jon yes, it is thats what literally happened fawax on, wax off okay, so weve established that police used appropriate force against a dangerous, albeit weaklunged, giant without resorting to chokeholds. But you still cant take race out of the equation. They want you to know everyone is equal. Theres not a hint anyone used a racial epithet. Jon the cops have to use the nword for it to be racism . You never heard the phrase a picture is worth a thousand epithets . I didnt know people were saying this cop is racist but it seems the escalation of the incidents may be a byproduct of a system applied unequally and with prejudice. Because if its not that, what is it . In this case, the Police Officer was dealing with a criminal who was resisting arrest. Maybe if mr. Brown hadnt committed his crimes and this gentleman hadnt resisted arrest, they wouldnt have been dead today. Jon yeah, or if they didnt choke him. You know, not everyone who resist ace rest you know, i think i can do. This your honor, may i approach . Not that we were having a trial, obviously. Thats what the grand jury was going to try to get done. But if it pleases the court, i would like to introduce that resisting arrest doesnt always lead to this thing h. Heres evidence, exhibit a. Get off me get off i didnt even know i was charged with that. Get off im a bleep good person jon youre telling me she was less of a menace to society at that time . Shes straightened her life out and as im told here shes a bleep good person, but come on, people, wont anyone admit this is simptdmatic of a larger issue . Joining me is rand paul. I think theres something bigger than the initial circumstances. Jon thank you rand paul this is a republican who has been making an effort to reach out to the black community. Hes been talking about Voting Rights and criminal justice. This is a start. Give it to us straight. What is the larger issue . Some politician put a tax of 5. 85 on a pack of cigarettes, so theyve driven cigarettes underground by making them so expensive. But then some politician also had to direct the police to say, hey, we want you arresting people for selling a loose cigarette. Jon what the bleep are you talking about . I guess now we know what it takes for a senator from kentucky to admit cigarettes can kill. I dont know what to say i appreciate the purity of your antitax dogma, but the cigarette tax is truly the least salient aspect of this case its like saying, you know the problem with the hindenburg, government parking regulations. Thats it you know, youve got big brother over your shoulder going, everybodys got to dock laughter honestly, we could have people out there with a squeegee or a snowcone and the same thing could have happened. The grand jury in federal cases have a 99 indictment rate, failed to indict an officer for causing the doaft an unarmed citizen. Not murder, manslaughter or Reckless Endangerment which is one degree above a party foul. To question a system producing that result is somehow offensive now. This process has taken place. Its our constitution. Tits laws we live by. Get over it. They are tearing down respect for a criminal Justice System that goes back to england in the 11th century. Jon so does witch burning. But weve continued to improve upon those processes you know, from what i understand, the criminal Justice System has two separate but equally important parts the police who investigate crimes and the district attorneys who prosecute laughter okay. I got that from tv. Grand juries almost always do what the prosecutor wants. So maybe we need to look at when it comes to the police if prosecutors dont really want to indict them because they work with them and they need them and theyre on the same show with them, theyre colleagues, and that makes for a very uncomfortable situation. Hey, before i try and send you to prison, theres something i gotta ask you this year, are you my secret santa . laughter laughter well be right back. [laughing] hey man, have you tried the voice yeah, its amazing. One 6 . Especially with things that dont normally work with regular texts like sarcasm. [sarcastically] please bring amanda. Shes soo fun. Or if you want to sing a message. [singing] do you need anything from the store. Like 2 milk or skim . Or just getting around words that are really hard to spell. Tell the mcdonahaneys that we cant go camping because our exchange student, thelonious, has arachnophobia, which is a shame because we prepared a smorgasbord of charcuterie for his bicentennial jamboree. They say back in the day. Professional athletes didnt play for the money. Nor did they play for fame. They played for the love of the game. Im here to say. Some things havent changed. Jon welcome back to the show cheers and applause this is a great night for us. Were always excited on the show to find new talented voices that can contribute to our program so we are very pleased to welcome our newest contributor from south africa, mr. Trevor noah welcome, sir cheers and applause now, you just flew in yesterday. Yeah, and boy are my arms tired jon all right, then, oldie but a goody. No, seriously, ive been holding my arms like this since i got here. I never thought id be more afraid of police in america than in south africa. You know, it makes me a little nostalgic for the old days back home. Jon cmon, are you saying black people in south africa today dont get assaulted and killed by police . Oh they do, but the difference is now theyre getting killed by black Police Officers. Progress. laughter jon listen, baby steps. But youre relaxed now, youre not nervous, you feel good. Im a little nervous, to be honest. Between your cops, and, frankly, your ebola. Jon your ebola, my friend you are from africa, your ebola, my friend. No, south africa, jon. We havent had a single case in over 18 years. My friends told me, trevor, dont go to the u. S. , youll catch ebola but i was like, you know what, guys . Just because they had a few cases of ebola doesnt mean we should cut off travel there. That would be ignorant. Right . cheers and applause jon that would be ignorant. You know, i guess we tend to forget that south africa is 4,000 miles from liberia. I was calculating in kilometers. Im sure you were, jon, thanks. I know. To a lot of americans africa is just one giant village, full of aids huts and starving children with flies on their faces, who you can save for just five cents a day but theres a whole other side of africa you never get to see. Jon yeah right, theres that video of the lions who chase the buffalo, and the crocodile comes up and grabs it. And then the buffalo gets away. Jon yeah, yeah yeah thats a good one. But thats not what im talking about. Jon me neither. Jon, lets play a little game. Its called spot the africa. Jon this doesnt involve me identifying anything on a map, right . No, no. Just tell me which of these pictures was taken in america and which was in africa. Ok that nicer road is probably in silicon valley, and the one on the left, clearly has been shelled by rebels, perhaps in somalia. Actually, the road on the right is in zambia, the photo on the left i took from my cab on my way here from the airport. cheers and applause yeah, thats the f. D. R. try again. Im gonna say Success Academy in harlem and homeless kids. Im going somalia. Sorry. I was looking for classroom in kenya and children in detroit. One more. Jon i hate this bleep game. I get how this works now. The one on the right is detroit, right . No thats a slum in johannesburg. Some places in africa are still pretty bleep . Jon you arent saying things in africa are better than america, are you . No, you guys are saying that. United states incarcerates more africanamericans than apartheid in south africa. For south africa to achieve that kind of blackwhite wealth gap, we had to construct an entire apartheid state, denying blacks the right to vote or own property. But you got the same results without even officially trying we trained for decades and you just waltzed in and won the gold medal. Jon blundering is how we roll. Well, at least were getting better, started at the bottom and are getting better. Africa is worried about you guys. African mothers say, be grateful for what you have because there are fat children starving in mississippi. We are so worried that some of my friends and i got together and i told them, guys, for just a few pennies a day, you can help an american. Jon thats very kind, trevor. Now theyre expecting something in return. Theyre expecting at least a letter a month. Jon i know how that goes. If you want, you can just draw a picture. Jon thats nice. We wrote a song for you as well. Jon im looking forward to this. Feed america. Let them know jon oh, no feed america feed america let them know its boy you ready for this . Dad ready. Vo with the innovation of an Intel Powered 2in1, your creativity can shine this holiday. Expert service. Unbeatable price. Best buy. Ii like to think of myself as more of a control. Enthusiast. Mmm, a perfect 177degrees. And thats why this road warrior rents from national. I can bypass the counter and go straight to my car. 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Jon please welcome back to the program, Angelina Jolie cheers and applause hello hello, everyone jon miss jolie, if i may call you that. Sure. Jon what you have done here with this film is wonderful. But this is i was impressed not just with the storytelling and the visuals, but with the scope. I mean, from the war scenes to these incredible scenes in the ocean, to these prison camps. I mean, man, its epic. Its a saga. I say to you. Thank you. Jon respectfully. His life is bigger than any movie we could possibly make. Hes an extraordinary man, and it was really an honor. Jon louie zam por zamporini. Sum up his life for us. Its crazy. He was a troubled immigrant youth who was smoking and drinking and stealing by the time he was 9, didnt think he was going to amount to anything. He had a brother pete who said youre better than that, the kind of brother we all wish we had. He ended up running in the 19 in hitlers olympicics. Ended up bombardier, crashing twice, stuck in the ocean, 47 days at sea. Many prison camps later, faced much adversity and at the end of the day his story is about overcoming adversity and finding the strength inside yourself. How did i do . cheers and applause jon okay. So then it really starts to heat up when he meets sandra bullock. laughter you know, youve certainly acted in your share of these types of larger, you know, more epic type of films, but to be at the helm of it, was that the big challenge . Had you been around it enough to understand what it would take to challenge yourself for that . Or did it take you offguard . It took me offguard. Jon yeah. Didnt take you offguard . Jon still is. It did. I remember waking up in the middle of the night before a shark attack and thinking, i dont know how to film a shark attack. Everybodys going to be looking at me to figure out how to do this. Jon how do you film a shark attack . I cant say. We had a combination of sharks, animated sharks, 3d sharks. You convince e one at the studio, you should give me this job, i know exactly what im doing, im so sure of it. Then you get the job and then you think, oh, my im not sure i do. So every day was a challenge. But we had a great team and i think we pulled it off. Jon is it more fulfilling . Which of you found that touches you a little bit deeper . I love directing. Youre shepherding from the music to the final detail of the shark in the water and how it swims and everything, so its a huge responsibility. Jon so you have been on the set and you have been acting and ive done something, but because you dont have that control and you might see the final product and think, man, thats not the way i would have gone, is that where the desire stems from is to have more of that . I didnt well, you know, didnt plan on becoming a director. I wrote something and then i wanted to protect it, so in order to protect it, i ended up i didnt want anybody else to direct it because i was worried. Jon right. And i just love the story so much and i wanted to tell it. Jon such an amazing story. But there are still a few scenes i havent seen because jon there are films of yours you havent seep . Do you want to talk to me about them because ive seen them all. laughter jon if you had ended up with me instead of brad pitt, our Stewart Jolie would have been stolie. We could have been a vodka brand. cheers and applause congratulations on everything. I have to tell you, from the moment i met you, it has to be 20 years ago on the set. I thought, this person has talent coming out of all different areas. laughter i dont mean it that way. You know what i mean . laughter you just meet certain people and you go, this person embodies something different, special. Ive always thought that. Thats what i thought about you. Its fun to be here. 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You got raging pussies tickets . were going tomorrow night. Cartmans got the bus schedule figured out. Hold on, ill be right back. Mom, dad, can i go with the guys to see the raging pussies . No, kyle. But all the guys are going kyle, youre not old enough, and those concerts are dangerous and vile. But, mom, i the answer is no, kyle aw my parents said i cant go. Well, of course your parents said you cant go dummy, you dont ask if you can go im telling my parents im staying at stans house, stans telling his parents hes staying at kennys house, and kennys not telling his parents anything cause theyre alcoholics and they dont care. Mrph oh. Well, now i already told them. Well, i guess youre screwed, then. Just give me some time to work on them. Ill see you guys later. What if i do a bunch of chores around the house . Come on, youre being unfair all right, fine, kyle. You can go to the raging pussies concert if you clean out the garage, shovel the driveway, and to cuba mocracy whats cuba