After seeing the results, bernie was heard yelling in excitement or talking normally. Its hard to tell sometimes. Hes yelling all the time, all the time. And a minnesota cop posts a facebook message urging drivers to run over black lives matters protesters. Yeah, hes the biggest proponent of running over black people since suge knight. Im just giving you the facts. Lets get this party started. This is nightly show. cheers and applause Larry Larry Larry larry thank you very much. Thank you, so much. Please, thank you. Welcome i love it, larry, larry. Almost some harmony going on over there, i think. Im not sure what it was. Welcome to the nightly show. I am larry wilmore. Man, we have a great show tonight, but before we get to it, i have to take a minute and mention the winter storm thats hitting our nation. Not the snowstorm, but the bleep storm coming out of this womans mouth. Our vets and you deserve a commander in chief who will respect what it is that our forces go through and would never leave them behind a commander in chief who would never lie to the families of the fallen. Larry not this again. laughter i cant take it, you guys. I thought we left her behind in 2008 along with Jeremiah Wright and jack johnson. Why is she still here . And, by the way, what prompted sarah palin to take a dump on obama as the commander in chief our military . Police arrested track palin this week for allegedly assaulting his girlfriend. Authorities say the veteran also threatened to shoot himself with an ar15 assault weapon, palin telling the crowd her son is coping with p. T. S. D. Larry okay, look, i make fun of sarah palin a lot, but p. T. S. D. Is no joke. They say serious problem that, unfortunately, a lot of soldiers have to struggle with. Palin telling the crowd her son is coping with p. T. S. D. , tying his troubles to a president , she says, who neglects veterans. Larry wait, what . Shes blaming this on obama . laughter calm down, larry. Calm down. laughter let me hear. But my son, like so many others, they come back a bit different. They come back hardened. They come back wondering if there is that respect for what it is that their fellow soldiers and airmen and and every other member of the military, so sacrificially have given to this country. And that starts from that, the top. The question, though, that comes from our own president , where they have to look at him and wonder do you know what we go through . Larry um, excuse me, but you cant just crawl out of your frozen igloo bleep shack once every election cycle just so you can become nauseatingly relevant and spew recycled partisan crazy sauce all over everybody. laughter and then use an issue as serious as p. T. S. D. Let alone pimp out your own son and his problems. I mean, none of our soldiers deserve to have these problems become partisan issues. applause cheers also, youre saying obamas a horrible president. Im saying youre a horrible human. cheers and applause please, please, please, please, please, for the love of god, just leave us the bleep alone. applause all right now its time to check in with the unblackening. That just make meas happy. Wait, no, im sad. All right, we turn to New Hampshire where locals are preparing for winter storm bernie. The latest poll in New Hampshire finds the democratic praer there is turning into no contest at all. Bernie sanders leads Hillary Clinton by 27 points. Larry 27 . applause woooo 27, as in the number of dresses in 27 dresses . Im not Katherine Heigl film theorist but im pretty sure the implication is 27 is a comically large number. So why is bernie so far ahead . I mean, i get that hes a popular senator from the state of vermont, which is right next to New Hampshire, but hillary beat obama there in 2008, and including with her husband, the clintons have been campaigning there for 25 years 00 is two years shy of a heigl. But berns message and socialist charm cant be the only thing leading the charge. They found some emails classified at a higher designation than top secret. More top secret. This is a problem. Larry yes, this is a problem, with words. You know, top secret means the most secret, right . I mean, when you Say Something is more top secret, it eliminates the entire point of the words top secret. This message is brought to you by word. Word for the love of christ, use us correctly. Word. cheers and applause all right, okay, this is amazing to me. I cant believe, so more emails. Thats what youre telling me right before New Hampshire. Why do these keep coming out . I thought when they came out they were out. Its almost like theyre being released strategically. Her Campaign Spokesman accusing the intelligence communitys Inspector General of coordinating with the g. O. P. To hurt Hillary Clintons campaign. Larry Inspector General . The Inspector General was appointed by the Obama Administration. Are they trying to say that the Obama Administration is responsible for these leaks . Okay, if thats true, this is a bigger conspiracy than the whole Avril Lavigne mishegas in 2003. Shes not dead, you guys. laughter also alive, too, by the way. Let me see if i understand this properly. So obama is not only creating havoc in sarah palins family, but hes also trying to bring down hillarys campaign . Where is he getting all this free time for these extracurricular activities. I mean, between this, and secretly praying five times a day, it feels impossible to me. applause i just dont know when he can do it. All right, heres the thing. Okay. Luckily, we have just secured a source inside the white house who can tell us with whether the administration was involved or not. Another so, please welcome our secret white house mole. How you doing . How you doing . cheers and applause larry welcome. So is the white house behind these leaks . Now, look, i have it on Good Authority that laughter that the president had nothing to do with it. Larry um, but, but, can you be sure . Uh, lets just say the know the guy pretty well. applause . Larry hold on a second you sound like obama. Oh, thats just cause when you hang around somebody, you laughter you pick up their mannerisms. Like, if you went to england, youd start saying, jolly good larry all right, well, look, it seems like these are coordinated leaks meant to hurt hillary. Whos your best guest guess . The information involved is sensitive, way above your pay grade, beyond top secret. Larry why are there levels of secrecy beyond top secret . You know, why are there levels of popcorn beyond pop secret . I dont know. Larry that doesnt make any sense. Wait, hold on, do you smoke . Shhh michelle will kill me larry okay. laughter applause michelle come on, you are obama . No, no, i meant meshell, my doctors name. Shes quite french. Larry look, even if its not obama specifically doing the leaking, someone from the administration or the white house or somebody over there, it seems like theyre trying to hurt hillary, and wouldnt that have to be done with obamas tacit approval. Larry, listen to yourself. You sound like a conspiracy nut. Do you think maybe it was sasha or malia, or bo the dog picked up the phone and called the washington post. You, sir, are delusional. Larry you, sir, are obama. No, im not, im not. Let me be clear. laughter applause okay, let me be clear. Larry everything you say sounds exactly like him. I know, its weird, its weird. Larry okay, im listening. Work with the man, this is what happens. Obama is not down on hillary. Although hed have ever right to be after all the awful things hillary and bill said about him in the 2008 primary. Larry you mean like when they referred to obamas campaign as a fairy tale. Hold on. Hes still upset about that . No, hes not upset about that. He does not hold on to things. That is not why he still smokes larry oh, my god. Now look, look, look, folks, i gotta go pick up sasha from soccer practice. Larry sasha how are not the president . Sasha is a very common name. Much like leilani in hawaii, which i hear say very nice place. Larry i dont believe anything you say. A supposedly secret white house source, everybody. Well be right back. cheers and applause you are obama getting unlimited data for your family is a struggle. 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Now is the time for 5hour energy®. cheers and applause larry welcome back. Our next story thank you. Our next story hails from the epicenter of black culture, st. Paul, minnesota. A st. Paul Police Officer is on leave, accused of advising drivers through facebook to run over any protesters in their way. It referred to todays black lives matter m. L. K. Justice rally. The post said, run them over, keep traffic slowing, and dont slow down for any of these idiots como whotry and block the streets. Larry no, thats right, a minnesota cop told drivers to run over protesters at an m. L. K. Rally. I know what youre saying. Minnesota . That sounds like some deepsouth racism. Usually midwest racism is more, oh, gee, youre black. Or,ing, okay, all right, im just gonna lock my car door here. Okay, so then theres that, okay. I mean, i cant believe this. What else did the post say . The post also advised people how they could get away with it. Larry not only is this horrible but it also gives way the plot to Shonda Rhimes new hit drama how to get away with running over black people. laughter shes going to be really upset about that, you guys. For more on this, lets talk to a member of the st. Paul police department. Please welcome officer peggy grendelson. Now, peggy, you agree that this was a disgusting act, right . Oh, fer sure, larry. Putteen Something Like this up on facebook is absolutelly unforgivable, you betcha. Larry i know i know on facebook that cop was out of his mind oh, yah. What was he thinking . At least create a private group called, oh, i dont know, lets run over uppity blacks who wont quit yappin, and then you can control who sees your hateful posts. Larry or you could just not post awful things like that yah, i spose. Were on the same page there. Larry no, were not on the same page there. Im trying to find out where you stand on this. Now, the cop gave specific advice that after you run someone over you go tell the police and tell him you felt threatened. You agree that thats wrong, right . Oh, yah. The first thing you should do after you mow down loud blacks on a bridge is not tell a cop. Go to the car wash, then you take it over to heppeners auto body. While theyre dinging out the dents, just bop on over to caribou coffee. Larry caribou coffee . Oh, yah. They keep the coffee rull hot over there. They dont let it get medium. Were on the same page. Larry we are not on the same page were not even in the same book, okay i dont even understand how you can be so nice and be so horrible yah, well, okay then. Great talkin to ya. Larry great talking to you, too, i think. Peggy grendelson, everybody well be right back. This. Is a cat. And this. Is a live photo of a cat. Live photos are more than just photos. They come alive when you touch them. And then they go back to still when you let go. So every time you take a picture, you get more than just a photo. You get to relive the moment. Because it teleports you through space and time. Im kidding. Time travel is dangerous. Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. Then quickly fell back to earth landing on the roof of a dutch colonial. Luckily geico recently helped the residents with homeowners insurance. They were able to get the roof repaired like new. They later sold the cow because they had all become lactose intolerant. Call geico and see how much you could save on homeowners insurance. Larry welcome back. Im here with my panel. First up, nightly show contributor jordan carlos. cheers and applause and nightly show contributor robin thede. cheers and applause and shes the host of his and hers on espn2, weekdays at noon, jemele hill and for everyone at home, join our conversation right now on twitter nightlyshow using the hashtag tonightly. Earlier this week we talked about the Academy Awards and oscars so white, and people keep weighing in. The latest is actress stacey dash, who had this to say on fox news either we want to have segregation or integration. And if we dont want segregation, then we need to get rid of channels like b. E. T. And the b. E. T. Awards and the image awards where youre only awarded if youre black. If it were the other way around, we would be up in arms. Its a double standard. Larry okay, i dont want to focus on how craycray stacy is. But do black people still need their own awards shows . The travesty of it is we do. What she doesnt get and i think a lot of us have been hit with that question before well if it was on the other side, if you had white entertainment television, what would you think about that . Larry you mean cbs . Exactly. Its just television, right. Theyre a response to, okay, theyre a response to the fact that weve been segregated against. We did it because we were excluded from those things. Right . Larry its like ebony. How come there are all people in ebony . Because there is a magazine called life. Also, just to clear this up. Shes wrong. Black people are not the only people that can get b. E. T. Awards and image awards. Sandra bullock was nominatedded for an image award. Larry but she has a black kid. I think george lucas won one. Yes larry but he has a black wife. Okay, okay, larry awards shows, they give artists confidence, recognition, affirmation. And more than, that like, it says we dont need the affirmation of the main stream, you know. And i think by just saying that i may have gotten a little closer to getting a b. E. T. Award. What do you think . Larry do you think those awards shows keep us out of the main stream . Like people say, well, they already got the b. E. T. Awards . No, the oscars and b. E. T. Awards have coexisted peacefully for many, many years. Larry the oscars and the b. E. T. Awards. B. E. T. Are the black oscars. Is stacy deaf . Come on. B. E. T. Was the only network emploig her for many years. And she plead, can we get our money back . Way to bite the hand that feeds you. Not only that, jet magazine, king magazine, she was the black pinup girl for a long time only because black people were but putting her on. Maybe she doesnt understand this, but the white people werent bleep until you Start Talking about black people. Thats right. Larry are there any black awards shows we can get rid of . All people did was shoot each other. Why do black people have to get rid of their awards shows. Why is there an i heart radio awards show . Larry who watches that. What about the kids Choice Awards . We can go without slime. I think well be fine. Larry the Latin Grammys make me think latin artists shouldnt win regular grammys. Thats what i was going to say, what about the Country Music awards, the glad awards. Everybody wants to award their community. Its fine. It doesnt preclude the other awards from happening. applause . Larry also, being involved in the awards. Thats right, thats right. And there are lot of black people who have oscars and b. E. T. Awards. I just want to keep comparing you really want to host the b. E. T. Awards. She really does. I just feel like when it comes to sentiments like that and boycotting, African Americans when it comes to protesting, were the marines. We always go in first, and its never pretty. You know what i mean . But we opponent door and then it, like, opens doors for gays, for lesbians. On and on and on. And for asians. Because people will be like, what about latinos . And things like that glt whole point of these things, ralph edle son said it best. We were invisible. We had to create ways to create visibility for ourselves. It really is the bottom line. Yeah, well, thats why this idea that were segregating ourselves is a real false narrative. I think the existence we live in, and probably one of the biggest problems of racism is we have to deal with the main stream, but the main stream doesnt have to dial with us. And thats why we have some of these issues that we have. They can any on and pretend we dont exist, and thats part of the reason why weve had to create these alternate avenues. Larry since i have you here, this was big news today, the Buffalo Bills hired their first fulltime female coach. Its beginning of the end larry i want to know, do you think well ever see a female head coach in a mans sport . I do. Larry really . If i had to guess i think it would be the n. B. A. You already have becky hammond, Nancy Lieberman doing things with the kings. Larry shes with the spurs. Very well respected player with one of the most respected organizations. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but how i do get in the locker room. Larry okay, robin, what sport what sport i know youre a huge sports pan fan. I am. Larry what sporpt do you think would be the most resistant to a female head coach . I would say the nfl. Definitely, definitely. I would probably say male gymnastics will probably be the biggest holdout of all time. Dont you think . I mean, like bella is always this is what this is about. I couldnt stick the landing i wasnt perfect one day. Just let all that hurt out. Tell them what your favorite move was. It was the iron cross, you know what i mean . Larry you really did this . Larry, no larry okay. laughter i had to i had to aaarrgghhh jordan carlos, renaissance man cheers and applause millions of people have switched to sprint this past year. And to celebrate, were extending our 50 offer so you can save on most verizon, at t or tmobile rates. Now save 200 instantly when you get the Samsung Galaxy note5 or gs6, and trade in your smart phone. So switch today. trouble hearing on the phone, visit sprintrelay. Com fruit. Nuts. Silky smooth dark chocolate. 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