We got a little preggers happening, a little star trek and office fight going on. But tonight were going to talk about infinite. applause i swear to god, you guys dont get to hear these. Larry, what do you think about infinitee. I just think if it were a little shorter, i would be for it. Okay, so the other night we reported that the father of the orlando massacre gunman was spotted behind Hillary Clinton at a Campaign Rally in florida, right . Okay, now, optics are very important in this election. Which is why trump didnt waste any time in attacking hillary for this. And by the way, speaking of that, wasnt it terrible. Larry wait, wait, wait, wait. laughter before i show you the rest of this clip, have i to do two things. First i have to point out that sitting descrekly behind trump is mark foley. Remember mark foley . He is the exflorida congressman who resigned in disgrace ten years ago for sexually harassing underaged boys. Right . Yeah, thats the guy. Well, there he is sitting right behind trump. Nice. In the very same spot on screen as the orlando shooters father. laughter yes. Thank you, irony guys, and the second thing i have to do is take out this bucket of popcorn, so i can safer all the delicious buttersoaked irony. Roll the clip, please. Wasnt it terrible when the father of the animal that killed the wonderful people. Larry uhhuh, uhhuh. In orlando. Larry yeah, right. Was sitting with a big smile on his face. Larry look at that guys face, look, look, look, look, look. And by the way, a lot of the people here, how many of you people know me. A lot of you people know me. applause . Larry can you even believe this i cant even believe it, seriously cheers and applause . Larry its so so much fun. I mean if this were in a movie i would leave the theater because it seems too unrealistic. And i recently sat through 90 minutes of kevin spacey switching bodies with a cat. Now there has been a lot of talk in the last couple of years about the systemic racism that exists in many of Americas Police departments. What is your take on this, americas most beloved antiblack black sheriff david clarke . Do we know that generally the american Law Enforcement officers are racist . There is no data. There is no research that proves any of that nonsense. None. Larry okay, angry common, calm down. Really. laughter . Larry all right. A little bit, a little bit, right, a little bit. Okay. All right. That was a month ago. Well, guess what, black yosemite sam, we we got some data. We got some research and it proves that what you are saying is nonsense. In baltimore in this scathing report from the department of justice about the Baltimore City police department. Officers routinely violated people, particularly africanamericans civil rights. Larry there you have it, first ferguson, now another d o. J. Report confirms racial bias in policing. For more lets turn to mike yard with the [bleep] news. Hey, mike. cheers and applause so mike, the d o. J. Has reported that the baltimore pd is riddled with racism. Yeah, no [bleep], larry. Larry thank you, mike, for that in depth analysis. That is mike yard and the no [bleep] news, everybody. Thank you very much. applause very short yet efficient news program. laughter all right, lets dig into the stats in this report because the proof is in the imeolice irrelevantly biased pudding. Blacks make up 60 of baltimores drivers but account for 82 of traffic stops. Indeed one africanamerican man was stopped 30 times in less than four years, with none of the stops resulting in a sigh taition or a criminal charge. Larry holy [bleep]. They pulled this brother over 30 times in less than four years and then you wonder why black people are late all the time. Hello . Pd time, cops pull over time. Not my fault. Now on the one hand, you know, i feel for this brother but on the other hand, after the 30th time he has finally within a coupon for one free crime. Congratulations. Murder not included. Oh, and dont worry, Baltimore Police bias even comes with a fun twist. Baltimore police disproportionately stop africanamericans in traffic stops looking for drugs, even though the police are more than twice as likely to find drugs on white people. Larry jesus. Okay, now we go back to mike yard and the [bleep] news. Hey, mike, are you surprised the Baltimore Police disproportionately stop africanamericans in traffic stops looking for drugs even though the police are more than twice as likely to find drugs on white people . [bleep] please. Larry all right, that was mike yard with the [bleep] please news, everybody. Thank you, mike. applause i think larry likes that word. Okay. What else, baltimore pd. Baltimore city 63 blacks, of the 410 pedestrians who were stopped at least ten times in the five and a half years of data reviewed 95 were black. How did the Police Expect us to trust them when we are stopped for walking while black or talking while black or sitting on our own steps while black. Im just surprised no one got arrested for getting arrested while black. People getting a rested, werent you, bud. You stole them handcuffs, didnt you. But what is so crazy about the behavior detailed in the report is how transparent it is. This is true, so listen to this story about a sergeant and an officer doing a ridealong with the d o. J. Rep in the car. The sergeant told him to get the people off the corner, dispercent them. And the officer said well, i dont have a reason to do that. The sergeant said, make one up. Larry [bleep] he said make one up while the d o. J. Guy, who was investigating Police Corruption was sitting right there. But thats how normalized this corruption is. I mean look, its like if you are filing your taxes with the irs agent sitting next to you and you say hey, man, can you hand me those dumby receipts. Yeah. laughter daddy wants some cash back, you know. You know. applause . Larry it doesnt make ah. All right. But it turns out there is a history to baltimores culture of overpolicing and the report suggests it points to one man. It blames nobody in particular, but it does blame the citys zero tolerance policing, which was instituted back in 1999 under the direction of then mayor martin omalley. Larry omalley . Remember him . That hunky young instantly forgettable president ial candidate . Who wait, what was the i already lost it. Mcmarthee, oh yeah, omalley. Instituted this policy of zero tolerance policing which meant cracking down on minor crimes in hopes of catching major crimes. An indeed mayor omalley zero tolerance policy led to a surge of arrests. Arrest z in 2005 soared to 100,000, the equivalent of one sixth of this citys population. Larry look, Baltimore Police, you arrested 100,000 people. So clearly you are not lazy. laughter just next time try arresting 100,000 people who actually did [bleep], maybe . I mean cheers and applause . Larry just a thought. But thats why these d o. J. Investigations are crucial to proving, to the fox news sheriffs of the world that there really is a problem with policing in america. But i just wish we could stop using our resources to prove something the black community has been saying is true for decades and instead use those resources to actually find solutions. Well be right back. cheers and applause this is smith forge. A superior hard apple cider inspired by the cider our forefathers drank. And they built this country with their bare hands. Smith forge. Hard cider the way its sposed to taste. New extra moisturizing discover the wbath routine. 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Thanks. Ive already lost enough today. Pg i help customerss, how with their bills. Day . Theres different rates to fit different needs, so listening is a huge part of my job. Because customers want to know that you hear them. They have kids, they have families, they have priorities. I definitely understand that. I have three children, i was a stay at home mom, i didnt have money to pay the bills, and so i put myself in their shoes. And im going to do all that i can to lower their bills and to help their situation. To choose the rate plan that works best for your family, visit pge. Com rates. Together, were building a better california. Larry thank you very much, welcome back. The 2016 summer olympics are in full swing which means sports fans have lots to celebrate and argue about online. Here to fill us in on who deserves is nightly show contributor franchesca ramsy with another installment of hash it out. Thanks, larry. Thissiers u. S. Womens Gymnastics Team made us all proud by taking home the gold for team all around. cheers and applause but before we sco even start celebrating this epic win twitter had a meltdown because gabbee douglas didnt put her hand over her heart during the National Anthem. Take a look at some of these tweets. If gabbee douglas is not patriotic enough to honor her country then she needs to find another sponsor and go home with them. Not patriotic enough . Home girl literally did black flips wearing our nations flag covered in rhinestones. And i dont care what you say, sir, there is nothing more patriotic than a choreographed tri beult to the bedazzler. applause how dare Gabby Douglas not put her hand on her heart for the American National anthem, hashtag kick gabbee out of the olympics. Kick her out of the olympics. There is no way this guy could get any worse. Or so i thought until i saw his twitter profile. But i guess im not surprised that a trump supporter wants to support a brown person doing work hes not qualified to do. applause look, hes completely showing respect by standing there proudly during the National Anthem. How about you showing some respect for somebody who made it possible for the National Anthem to be playing in the first place cheers and applause and maybe, maybe gabbees arms were tired. Do you know how much energy you expend doing [bleep] Level Gymnastics . This is me after walking up four flights of stairs. laughter but the National Anthem backlash wasnt even the worst of it. Twitter took the gold medal petty when people started dragging gabby for her hair. I just want a black girl to do gabbee husbands hair bro, thats it guess what, bro, a black girl did gabbees hair, gabbee. How does gabbee douglas mother even let her be on National Television with those edges looking like that. Gabbee douglas got money and then edges them edges horrible. No, what is horrible is them grammar you got. Okay. Let me just explain edges. Edges is another word for hairline. And when it comes to black women and hair, edges are a big deal. Do you have them . Did beyonces snatch them with her fierceness . It is pretty serious stuff. So why are people criticizing gabbees edges . Well, according to twitter, they dont look nice enough for the olympics. Gabbees competing in the olympic, not a hair shoavment you try doing the uneven bars routine with a helicopter on your head. Its nearly impossible. If gabbee, if gabbee was worried about keeping her edges laid, she wouldnt be at the olympics, she would be on the couch talking [bleep] with you. cheers and applause you at home, see you at the olympics. Plus your hairline is bound to get a little fuzzy when are you breaking a sweat and breaking world records. Larry all right. Franchesca ramsy, everybody. Well be right back. This is smith forge. 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I know. laughter laughter laughter laughter owww laugher give me that screaming [baby crying] [crunch] america. The ricky velez, nightly show contribute errorree albanese. And senior Political Correspondent for m tv news ana marie cox. And for everyone at home, join our conversation right now nightly show using hashtag tonightly. Man, what a crowd. It was. Larry all right, another batch of emails involving Hillary Clinton. Surfaced this week raising questions about the relationship between the Clinton Foundation and the state department while clinton was secretary of state. Okay, please tell me. Is this much ado about the same thing or i dont know, are these emails really going to be a problem . Oh, well, they may be a problem but it is much ado about the same thing. Larry which is much ado about something or much ado about something. We cant figure this [bleep] out. The problem is that not only is it much ado about the same thing but it is the same thing going on for over 200 years. This kind of so called corruption. We have not had emails for 200 years. Thats right. Im sorry, dont mean to fact check you so quickly. James madison private parchment paper. Oh, i got a response from caeser. Yeah, but the point is this kind of corruption is completely, and i guess, i mean, i will use the word corruption, political favoring is something that the founders expected. It is something that they sort of built into, you know, the program. I have been saying i wish this was the most important topic for us to be talking about. Like i would love to have an election which, in which who is the most corruption was the most was the only thing we were talking about, right. Like to judge one persons corruption over another. I would love to have an election where one person wasnt corrupt. It is just bad [bleep]. Right, but so the founders expected favor trading, they didnt exement, you know, a psych o pathic narcissist. Like they didnt, democracy is built to handle a lot of things but not donald trump. Larry does his insaint, i just said it, does it make it seem like this is nothing, then . I think it is not that it is nothing. Like i mean i think we need to hold Hillary Clinton accountable. I think that she tends to have a right ward drift personally. And she tends to sort of have her centrist accommodating mentality to things. And weve seen that throughout her career. But she needs to be watched. She does. But shes also capable. She needs to stop writing emails. That is what she needs to stop. Thats a good point. She needs to. Larry go offline. She needs to cut off, she needs Carrier Pigeons or like that raven from the game of thrones. Yes madame president , the raven has arrived. I think, i agree though because it feels like were both, its like we are picking between two tu rds so which tu rd is less corruption. One is carrying cholera, one turd is massively. I keep looking at it like this. Honestly. I look at this election like this, which is we are being presented with two ways to dievment and one is let yourself on fire, done all trump and the other is sleeping pills and are you like i will go with sleeping pills, you know what i mean. No, because that way my face wont melt. I dont want my face to melt. I just want to not wake up. I understand the lesser of two evils but this is actually a, i put it more in the context of, this is a kind of problem that democracy knows how to handle. Yeah. In the case of clinton. And this is a person without does not know how to handle democracy. Larry nice, i like how you did that. Yeah. Ive been think being it. Larry that is very good distinction. Why does it seem like the clintons keep having this issue, though . Because they lie. They lie, man. I started a drinking game every time a clinton lies. I drink. I have been [bleep] up, man. laughter applause im wasted. They do feel like corruption people cover rupt. They feel you know, but there is a part of that that makes you go well, we have had some, you know, some pretty corrupt people run the country. And if hillary is the most corrupt, she may be the best president ever. That is the chance. And there is also a thing about this reaction to trump where they say, like, people want to shake up the system. And its like yeah, there is definitely issues with the testimony but the infrastructure of this country is pretty good. When we it just goes away, you know what i mean. In a lot of countries when they poop, its in the kitchen, what are you going to do. But here, it imagineically, i dont know, i dont know where it goes. Larry this sounds like the start of a third party candaceee right now. Vote for rory, your poop will go away. Will continue to go away. Larry well, no, there is a lot, a lot of what you are saying, i understand. Cor rupg is intripsically in the system and has been. It is part of politics. I think a lot of people in the when they ask for establishment change they dont want to see what is in the hot dog they are currently enjoying. We know exactly what is in hillarys hot dog. Thats what she said. Im new at this. There is a bill clinton joke there. You guys are the pros. It is true that means she is the devil we know. And she is also, that is true of almost every other politician. Larry do you think she is a difl. Have i to push back. I think she made a deal with him. Larry thats possible. Thats possible. And sometimes you need to do some along the way. Larry thats possible. Youre right. But i think there is a per sengs problem with hillary, definitely. I wanted to give you an example. Chris shays, excongressman, this is what he said about her, he is a republican. Play that real quick. I mean number one i worked with her when she was a senator. She was a pleasure to work with. She was gracious. She was smart. She did her homework. Cuz youre not running for office you can say this. But this is so much of people who work with her, have this experience, shes smart, shes great. I think most republicans usually run against her saying she is part of the system. She knows the system. She manipulates the system which is actually. Larry that is like saying this surgeon has done surgery. Exactly. Larry cheers and applause . Larry it doesnt make sense, right. I want a surgeon that has never performed surgery working on me. That describes the Republican Party healthcare plan, right. Yeah. Shes going to be our president , were there. Like i mean whoa, okay. Get over it, shes winning all the states, she has all the money. Its the [bleep] shes been handed. And its staying in the kich in. But our poop is going away. Larry i think there is a lot of poo approximate in this country that is staying right where st. Well be right back. I have no idea what that means. Have i no idea what that means. 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