>> first of all, this does nothing for me. if you are a man and you are drinking a cocktail not named whiskey, you are probably too feminine to hang out with my friend. i am just kidding. i drink whatever i want. as a sober guy that's water and coca-cola. if you are a woman and you are drinking whiskey you are the most popular girl at the concert. but if you are a man drinking a cosmopolitan, get out of the room. the world is trying to torch women. they can play soccer or go dance, they can hunt or go ballet. they can drink cosmopolitan's or whiskey. as a man i'm left with jack daniels or i am weak. kat: it's tough. tyrus: the box we live in is