Nosuchunsky. Waive away. Political humor. It is tvs andy levey. The magazines are responsible for more soiled socks than the 1919 world series and his eyebrows are more pronounced than the the words on jeopardy and he looks like one of the arabs on homeland. His name i forgot. Ithe is now the editorinchief. It is a childs magazine. And he keeps his money under his mattress. Thats why he needs a 50foot ladder to get into bed. It is the lou everyone is skipping to, darlin. Week nights 7 00 p. M. Eastern on fox business network. He is also co author of the great book and National Best seller, bigger than anything oreilly has ever written border war. A block. The lede. Thats the first story. His shirt is causing hurt. So it must be time for another edition of is this sexist . I forgot the sign. The European Space agency may have landed a probe on a comet 310 million miles away. That pales in importance to the clothing choice of one of their scientists. Look at that. During a live stream of the landing matt taylor, one of the most public faces of the mission and my pilates in instructor had a shirt with art work of scantily clad women in sexy poses. Thats his hand on the right there if you were wondering. Katie mac tweeted, you think a shirt like this makes women feel welcome . I conquer. And website the verge noted that this is the casual massage knee that stops women from entering the scientific fields. They see a guy like that on tv. Women are welcome as seen here. That is so fake she is not in space. You know how she is not in space . Her hair should be floating in space. It is a you are arement to have their hair floating in space. If it does president float in space they are if it doesnt float in space they are sent back. This shirt is a big deal. It is causing a massive uproar. He had to change his shirt in the middle of the feed. Should he have bowed to the pc police, the wussification of Space Exploration . When you wear a suit like that you have surrendered all dignity and i can you should be sub dsh dash and i can you should be sub serve subserviy in t in every respect. I think he should have been given credit for that. It is funny how the shirt has clouded the achievement. Right now they are trying to figure out how the hell did they get with this guy . He has wiped out all of the space agencies. Could you have worn anything. You i could have worn no shirt. Do you think he was trying to get attention . Ypg so. I think so. Why else would you do that . A v neck. It is so nonde script. Thats why no 1 recognizes me in the lineups. He is a Rocket Scientist and this is the first naked woman he has seen. You are a former editor. You seem like the perfect person to comment on this. Were you offended by the shirt . Would you feel uncomfortable if his wife was there when he wore that . If my wife was wearing it. No your wife was wearing it and you were in front of him. What am i wearing . I think he was trying to be like a goofy hipster kind of guy. He was on the stage with a woman who seemed okay with it. I think we have to let this one go. Scientists do socially awkward things. Thats what they do, greg. Thats true. Einsteins hair, that was not bruce jenner. That was probably a poor example. Bruce jenner in the before stage. He was the naked woman. He is now on the shirt. Is a lot of people thing it keeps women out of the sciences. Is this what stopped you from becoming an astro physicist. I was obsessed with betty bop. She doesnt wear a lot of clothing and it projected to me not wearing a lot of clothing as opposed to nasa and Space Exploration. She has been working on this project for awhile. 10 years in the making landing this probe on this comet. He, if anyone, knows what is there. I think those naked ladies,s that what is on the comet. We dont know what is there. It is a message to those women on the shirt. Thats incredible and makes no sense. It is definitely problematic as opposed to problematic. A couple of things, i am all for this guy being called out for wearing his dumb, ugly shirt. If you want to wear a dumb, ugly shirt with half naked women on it, thats up to you. But even if you incorrectly dont think this is sexist and that it sends the wrong message, it is unprofessional. What i am saying is come on, man, dont do that. It is not casual massage knee though, is it . Is it semiformal . This is what they want. It is a distraction from the cover up being perpetrated in conjunction with nasa. This is not a comet they landed on, greg. As an email that was leaked and published at ufo sightings daily. Com. They detected radio bursts from a source in space. It turns out the sources were coming from the direction from where this comet is. It has machinelike parts. This is an alien craft and possibly there are aliens themselves there. We dont know that. We want to stick to the facts. There may or may not be aliens there. It is too early to say. That is a dirt ely. A dirty lie. Could you pronounce betty boop one more time. Betty boop. I love that. Betty boop . What. Not too much. By the way, a woman made the search for him. They should take the jobs away from women. I made a shirt for one of my close pals. Did not expect this. Shirt gate, shirt storm. Clever. She is an alternative model. Tit for t at is what i say. Before we move on, if that shirt discourages women from entering space as a career you probably werent entering space as a career. It just tells you not to date him. I dont believe it is sexist. I think it is nerdist. Only a nerd would wear that. I dont know. You are angry, arent you . I am not angry. I feel sorry for matt taylor having people incessantly having people talk about his shirt. You dont need the shirt. You are a Rocket Scientist. Now go out and be a man. He wont take the rap for the slap. The subway slapper wont be charged with assault because he was acting in selfdefense. It is the subject of tonights whoopi was right. Last friday night a brawl erupted on the f train named after the letter if. A group of crazy women mocked a man in his 8 ball jacket. Here is how it started. That jacket came out in 1990. [inaudible]. The strangest looking apartment. One of the woman hit the dude in the jacket with her stiletto boot. [inaudible]. Can we see the slap again please . So anyway when the brawl made National News whoopi weighed in. If you slap anybody, but particularly women, if you slap, put your hands on somebody you cannot be guaranteed that he is not going to slap the [bleep] out of you. Dont know what to do. I can Nicole Wallace is like i am not saying anything. I am not allowed to say those things. Whoopi can say those things. Not me. I am greek. The District Attorney agreed with her. The man, jorge pena, has been cleared criminally while the woman who hit him was charged with felony assault. Pena told the post what i saw the blood i couldnt take it. She attacked me like a man which once again proves whoopi was right. Was whap pea right . Whoopi right . This is a tough one to comment on. All i know is show the video and clipped out the first part is this white guy who puts on earphones and just walks away like he does president know what doesnt know what is happening. That totally would have been me. I would have been off the trine already. I have never seen white people move so fast in my life. Look at that. Is that jacket going to discourage kids from playing pool . I dont know. Or asking about their future. It is giving the magic 8 ball a run for its money there. I dont know what it meant. I have no idea. Was whoopi right . Whoopi is almost always darn near right. The reality is i cant help but do that time travel space thing. I would love to see matt taylor, the Rocket Scientist, in that subway car. I wonder how he would have reacted. Or mr. Pena with that shirt at the control of that landing and somebody comments on his shirt and pops him right there. That would be good. It is an apparelthemed segment. It is trends and themes. Thats why you are the lou. Right was whoopi . I decided to phrase it as a nonsensical question. Whoopi will never be fully on the right, but she has a point. When someone attacks you physically, you would think that then the person being attacked would defend themselves. What stinks about the subway cars is there is no way to escape. If you are going somewhere there is no stops you are on that car. Thats also why people feel extra tense on the subway. It is an awful form of transportation. You are always hungry or running late or tired or getting off work. Emotions are heightened. Thats true. I find because of those things it is stress relieving. Outside in the world. I sit and read and write poetry. Go ahead and defend your heros. Yeah, that wild group of violent women were just standing up for women everywhere. She had a staw stiletto. It was a stiletto boot. Stiletto is based on i think the latin form of award means to kill. Put an eyeh one of those. If the magic 8 ball was realohe would have known this is coming. The jacket doesnt work. There is one question ive got. The woman was somewhat small. She picked on what was arguably the biggest guy. He was a professional basketball prospect. She would have been his height, but she took off her stilettos. Thats right. It wasnt a fair comparison. When you see that happened come around starting in slow motion, i think they cut him too soon. I think people pick on big people because they assume she knew that he wasnt going to hit her back. So he i mean she came at him with a stiletto. Thats what im saying. Dont expect to not get hit. You dont know who you are attacking. Exactly. I say that to myself all the time. Oh wait, darn it. Next story. Coming up, dan boba grows a second mustache on the previous mustache. He calls it little mustache because it is smaller than the other one. How do you know if your wife is cheat . G if there is a video of her cheating thats a good sign. The internet got played by her drunk charade. Yes, the video of a woman pretending to be plastered and asking people for help was a hoax. It got millions of views on youtube, an internet destination. Im trying to find the bus to culver city. You dont need a bus. Lets go somewhere else. Where are we going go . My house. I will take you to my place. I have more beers too. Really . What kind . Are you not going home with him. You are coming home with me. The men were actors and told they were taking part in a comedic hidden camera skit. The video blew up they went online to clear their names. One posted on facebook that it was all staged. It is a false portrayal and i was lied to about what the video even was. Another chimed in, it was supposed to be a funny skit. Here is to watching my back about no friends. Meanwhile the producers of the video were over. Ed by the success. Here is a overjoyed. Here is the moment they realized they fooled the internet. They should be ashamed of themselves. Tell me where you were when you heard it was fake. Were you shocked by this . I was shocked. Everyone in there is the worst actor i have ever seen. I thought it was real. Then again i had the flu. I hate prank videos. I enjoyed my eightyearold son peaking into a cup and of onerring it to my 11yearold saying it was apple juice. And i saw the whole thing happening and i was going to let it happen, but then pulled back. I am putting a call into social services. I bet there will be others doing that for you. Does it really matter . What do you make of hoaxes like this . Doesnt it make it harder for people to trust people . Now when you are walking down hollywood boulevard you think maybe this woman really isnt in trouble. They are just filming something . And to be safe and reaching out to make certain she was safe and well cared for. I thought that solicitation was inspiring. It made you rethink the genre. You can do better, lou. Thats true of all of us. I think we made progress and we will stop here and see you next week at the same time. Does this kind of video make it harder for women who actually get harassed . It doesnt matter if it is not real. It could be real. It is a teachable moment. Women know there are creeps like these actors. By the way, there is no difference between what they normally would have done. They would have done it anyway. I knew it was a set up. I didnt know who was involved and who wasnt involved. I thought these guys were creeps on the street, but now looking at it again, they are acting. It gives it away. How i didnt know. I thought the first guy was amazing. As good as joaquin phoenix. Thats a high bar. Thats a high bar. Daniel de lewis and there will be blood. A couple of young, hard charging journalists brought up the possibility that this may be a hoax. Can we roll the tape . There is a slight chance that this is a prank. Should we hope that it is . Lets not rule out the possibility that this video is a fake. I would like to take the opportunity to announce that joanne and i are going to first look media. We will be doing a lot more exposes. You didnt roll the whole tape. Can we roll the part where they said i think it is real . I think it is real. I think it is real. I think it is real. I shot your theory to pieces. Its real. It is bad enough. Lying to the actors who was in it is the worst part of this. Men were misled. They should sue. And we learned nothing from the video. I dont want to hear we learned something from this video because we didnt. Dan talked about the genre. Checking the web if you just search for drunk girl it is quite a genre. Thats not fair. I have to finish my assignment with drunk girls. Every has their saying. Two girls. Two drunk girls. Somebody should be pranking the pranksters. If you are going to time square there is always a guy with a camera who is doing prank stuff. There should be an enterprising person who is pranking the prankster. We did this once. We did something where we pranked people. I remember. Thank you very much for that. Are you implying you were in venice beach to see tourists. The subway attack was a prank. He is admitting to the rolls. Before i move on, one final point. Somebody is joking on the street you may not hurt that person. A woman looks like he is harassed and it may be part of a skit. People will walk past people for fear they may be embarrassed. It is good for someone like you whose Natural Inclination is helping people. When i saw that threealarm fire and people screaming for help i said that has to be on funniest home videos. Thats a fake fire. As it turned out it wasnt and i feel bad. But you never know. As everybody would say if you had to do it all over. If you had to do it all over again you would do the exact same thing. We will have to wait and see. Yes, we will. Dont light anymore fires. Unless it is in my heart. I was trying to prove a point. Coming up, 24hour breath. First a word from our sponsor. Tonights sponsor is the color red. Coming in at 620 and 740nanometers is the color of love, anger and commes. If you thought the color was green you are color blind. It is augmentation for vacation. A new york Plastic Surgeon has saline that gives the impression of breast im plants that lasts for 24 hours. And now it is a method that would last two to three weeks. Dr. Norman rowe says the temporary breasts are perfect for weddings or vacations and it lets women see what living large would be like. You can use 3d imaging and put implants in bras, but it is another thing to see what the weight will feel like and what it will be like to riff with the new breasts. Sign me up, doc. Dr. Rowe anticipate the vai ition location breasts will be available in two years in time for nothing. Lou, could this be huge for men and women . And those in between . I think probably a slight margin. It would probably favor women as a market. I qant imagine a i cant maiming a woman taking breast for a test drive. I am about free market. I am about free markets as well. It is more like d markets. They missed it. High fiveing is not allowed here. Men could use this for pecs or calf implants. We talked about this with you because of your abnormally weird body. Mine are taped downright now. I wonder how many husbands with their wives will get their groin in the way of the injection as it is going in. That could happen, cooperate it. It could. Couldnt it . Vacation penises. I have been saying it for years. Chevy chase is not in that one. Moving aggressively toward that needle. Usually you move the needle. Lets move on, joanne. Is there any real point to this . It makes no sense to me. Why would anybody do this . I immediately think of the miss usa pageant and how it would change pageant tree. It probably cost less money to get it done and you are not stuck with it examine enhances you for that specific a vent. When it is event based it is more for single people on vacation who maybe want to attract someone just for the time that they are there for my only issue is things that go in have to come out. If it is in permanent it has to flow somewhere. It will leak or get all in your organs and i dont know about that. How many times have you heard that from the er doctor . I know and then they shake their head like eon tim. You know what . We just need variety. Are we going back to the breasts . I dont even know what we are talking about. I am going to andy because we havent talked to him. You put a lot of things in and around your breasts. What do you make of this silliness . I dont even know what that meant. Can i go home . I am taking you down with me. Vacation breasts sounds like something bros would say. Yeah, man, i am going to cancun and im going to get me some of that vacation breast. It is a horrible word. It is a horrible word. It is a horrible word. It is a reboot without robin. Nbc is reviving lifestyles of the rich and famous. It was done by robin leach in the 80s and 90s. The new version will have fun profiles of new tech billionaires and highlight their philanthropic efforts. In other words, they will be stupid and boring. Dan, hasnt instagram, whatever that is because i didnt write the question, instagram the thing i didnt know what it is, hasnt it made this show unnecessary . We have seen what rich people do. We can see it when ever we want. Do we need this show is what i am asking . Answer the question has it made this show unnecessary . I am going to make your face unnecessary. I think they should rename that show hey look at all of this cool stuff you can rob from my house if you come here with a gun. I dont get this at all. Lou, you live in a castle, right . You dont want to show people your dungeons and things. We have dungeons and the next thing it is a question on television. The answer to that is probably not. I have to tell you i worked with robin leach for awhile. I digress. Please do. It made me feel rich and famous at the time. Hello, how are you . Would you like to go in my yard . Say that again. Hello. Would you like to go in my yacht . It wasnt really his yacht. Robin if you are watching i just want you to know we are fans. I have never said i could do impressions, ever. I thought that was pretty good. I cant. I cant do that stuff. Where am i . I will defer to jeff. I i have a big question for you. People loved entourage, right . It was hugely popular. Oh yeah, bro. We already have this. We have rich kids of beverly hills. We have the real housewives and then a millionaire match maker. We have these people wanting to show off their wealth and all it does is make me angry because i dont have it. I am gonna, but i dont have it now. Thats the point. I am all for free markets and capitalism, but i dont like uh sten tashes wealth. Rich people were never like this. There was new rich like the beverly hillbillies, but the rich knew how to hide their money. Now everybody who has money needs to show you. And this is the post occupy world where we talk about the 1 in a bad way all the time. The old show was like a travel log. Nick cannon says i think rich and famous people take themselves too seriously. I would be like, what the hell, gold toilet seats . Lets pop bottles. Lets pot bottles in deed. I think he is breaking knew ground at mr. Cannon. This one may be a little more snarky. He has come a long way since drum line. He has. If the government wants to sponsor a broadcast like that, the rich and the famous, places they lived the redistribution thing would be aspiring destitute. That would be fun. Did i inject politics. Up next, something fun. Not cool. Have you ordered it yet sph if not you deserve to be in prison for life. Back in a moment. First, what is coming up on the independents . Glad you asked. Hello there, lamb chop. My question for you is why in the hell is everyone celebrating christmas already . Tomorrow i will hit the streets with my let the turkey cool petition. Who wants to sign my petition . Let the turkey cool before we put Christmas Lights up. Do the Christmas Lights go up too early . Yes. Would you like to sign my petition because you are a good person . Sure. Join me in my crusade on the fox business network. Her affair was laid bear. A cheating wife was caught on camera canoodling with another man. The husband was suspicious of his spouse about a year and a half and sent his best man james to follow her to a bar. I hope this is not a hoax. What is going on here . Tell me what is going on. Who is this guy. Thats not your husband, right . You dont look like her husband to me and i dont blame you. Thats a good idea. Thats a good idea. Im james. I was the best man. This is nina. This is my best friends wife. The video was posted on red it with a description after finding out the husband went home and took her car and took herring and told hershey had until the end of the day to move out. Must have been 4,000 comments on the video and they bashed nina for cheating and some said it was wrong and expose and embarrass her online. Speaking of getting caught. Stupid cat. What is worst the cheating wife or the best man posting the video . Should he have posted the video . No. I am picturing him coming to his friends house and being like, dude, i got some bad news. Your wife is cheating on you. But here is the good news. I put it online so everyone could see it. And you can be publicly humiliated forever. Thats a true best man. Thats a great man. Thank you. The only one who sustains his anonymity is the victim of this cheating woman. Nice choice of words. I saw you stutter there. Temtress. Foul temtress be gone with your wicked ways. Are you talking to me . I think so. I agree. The guy that got caught, he is a real winner. He holds the flash in front of his face. He doesnt give a crap about her. Very chivalrous. That is very quick thinking. It means he has done it before. It is the old light trick. It may have something to do with what he was wearing. The bartender. We know. I think so. He said he owned it. Of course he is a bar extender. Bartender. Thats what they do. Not all bartenders. Is public shaming the best way to deal with cheaters . Im sure you have been public humiliated. I do love shaming, but posting it online it not the way to go. It says more about you than the person cheating. Also though, we dont know why she exeat t she cheated. Thats important to remember when you are trying to figure out who takes the blame. Thats true. He could be a great guy and thats why she is cheating. We used to have a contest in society, a little thing i called a private life. And people would keep their private lives private. And we dont do that. This is all oprahs fault. Divorce the girl, dont divorce her. The video has been yanked from youtube. And we should also say there is a decent chance that this is a hoax. I think so too. Remember this tomorrow if we do the story. There is only one story a night that will be a hoax. It does look like very interesting people. I would like to noah lot more about to know a lot more about it. Your wish is my command. We will devote the next two hours of the program. Come on out, nina. By the way. Should we do now . We should. Coming up, people who cant dance, daabs shows them how it is done. Do you have videos of animals . Send them to fox news. Com red eye. We will like you if we do and hate you if you dont. Hey matt, whats up . Im just looking over the company bills. Is that what we pay for internet . Yup. Dsl is about 90 bucks a month. Thats funny, for that price with comcast business, i think you get like 50 megabits. Wow thats fast. Personally, i prefer a slow internet. There is something about the sweet meditative glow of a loading website. Dont listen to the naysayer. Switch to comcast Business Today and get 50 megabits per second for 89. 95. Comcast business. Built for business. Factor. E block. Last story. Thats the last story. Anthony witch. Can scientists prove why they cant move . Dismal dancers could suffer from beat deafness. Canadian researchers report that some people are unable to synchronize movements appropriately with music. Said an author of the study, quote, the types of mistakes that beat deaf individuals make indicate deficits in biological rite ems. He rite ems. He recommend they be put to death. Dan, are you latting at this. I am. Laugh away. Any suggestions for men who cant dance . Perhaps get rich and flaunt your wealth at women like joanne who will lap it up like desperate creatures of the night. You have money . Why didnt you tell me. He doesnt. Oh. A hypothetical. His wife does. So it can be like a columbo episode where you plan on her demise. In answer to your question, yes, absolutely, whoopi was right. She was right. Lou, what makes you such a great dancer . Please elaborate. The only thing i can attribute it to is high quality liquor. I have done my best work under those circumstances. I think we have a picture. I was afraid you might. Who are these people . Who is the dude in the white jacket. I was fat. Who was the guy . Who is the girl . Thats me. Who are you . What happened to this show . You were going to finish a point. I couldnt conjure one up. I was afraid i may be one of these people who suffer from the beat deafness. Andy, you dont dance or even walk or stand, you sit. I know earlier you said yes. I dont agree at all. I am interested in pursuing this some more. I get what you are saying and that yes it is correct. The facts are all there. You are not looking at all of the facts. It is just what supports the yes side. If you really read the study. You do look like one of the arabs in homeland. Meaning not be an arab. An italian playing an arab. Why you have to boma my city . Well done italian arab man. Joanne, if a man cannot dance what does it tell you about him . That he is rich and it doesnt matter . It wont happen. Thats nongnaw negotiatable for me. It is not the end of the world. Dont try to clap to. Its the end of the world and we know it because that is tricky. You can have perfect rhythm and still not be a good dancer. Sure. I have lived my life as living proof of that. I like that. I need to write that down. You gotta show us. Just take my word that i cant dance. Did you write that down when you were 16. Other interests, i have perfect rhythm, but i cant dance. Signed andy levey. The show is over and you cant even answer me. Too bad because i had a lot to say. Bye. See you tomorrow. Ah speak to cur service, check on a claim. You know, all with the ah, tap of my geico app. Oh, thats so cool. Well, i would disagree with you but, ah, that would make me a liar. No dude, youre on the jumbotron whoa. Ah. Yeah, pretty much walked into that one. Geico anywhere anytime. Just a tap away on the geico app. Hello, everyone. Its 5 00 in new york city. You know, its the five. So, you all know about the big hoax of Jonathan Gruber video. Admitted what the Obama Administration believed. Lets deceive them of obamacare. Gruber said he didnt mean it. We found a second video and a third and number four came out today. Oh no. Caught on tape, the architect busted. Which brings us to today when nancy pelosi pretended today