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Carry tourists on their backs. They are treated to massage comebacks and allyoucaneat buffet. Better them than me. Arthel they deserve it i like the pedicure part. Steaming, swamp Like Washington which has been drenched with the heaviest rainfall. It is wet in this town and steaming. Greg summons boxers are sticking back. [laughter] enough. You want to drive your enemies nuts . Have more fun than they are. Remember when i said when i be wild and we have a lot of f fun. He said hes not acting president ial and i would say its a lot easier to act president ial than to do what i do. Anybody can act president ial. [applause] ladies and gentlemen, of the state of florida, thank you very much for being here. You are tremendous people. I will leave now because i am boring you to death. [laughter] i can be more president ial than any president in history, except for possibly a lincoln with the big cat. Greg abe lincoln was a big hat. Can you imagine abe and trump in a big debate . Check out mr. Big hat. Whats he hiding under their another smaller hat . Whats all this fun causing . The people not having fun are getting sick of you, trump and of themselves. For, since trump got elected theres been a jump in patients suffering from what scientists call trump anxiety disorder. Or tad. We can begin to normalize us this is dangerous. This is childish. Its unpresident ial. This is the end of the president ial race and feels like the end of the world. [crowd boos] greg of course. Now its easy to mock the suffering but i am not. When you see what is coming out of the Quivering Cronkite you cant blame gentler souls for falling ill. The industry sells its fear and calling it back. Thats another symptom. The fear spreads faster than a cold sore from bill clinton. [laughter] fear cells. Fear cells. Now the media has replaced Climate Change with trump change is a apocalyptic wish fulfillment. Every bad in the world is drum salt. Pick any bad news and can trace it back to him. Even stuff that happened before he was born. World war i, trumps fault. World war ii, trumps fault. Think and i swimming, trumps fault. [laughter] the problem is that things keep getting better. Were doing good with north korea, middle east, gdp is going up and implement dropping. We have peace and prosperity yet the other networks see doomsday. [laughter] every day is doomsday. There is the problem. If every day is doomsday how do you know what the real doomsday is. What we need is a super duper doomsday. What if everything you knew about doomsday is wrong . Get ready for super duper doomsday. At the end of the world. Buckle up you will die and so is everyone else. A show featuring parodies of current events, commentary on significant issues and interviews with newsmakers, culture critics and media personalities. [crowd boos] is clean. Its clean. Now that trump is here you see the media working overtime and its the contract that bugs you and me. When you are winning and you are, you dont need to scream. In fact, thats a piling on. My suggestion, stop. Instead, do it my mom always i can never tell, there is no middle ground. Lets stick with kindness. Lets Take The High Road and be nicer. You will look better and it will drive the media nuts. They will be so confused that they will probably think it is the end of the world, again. Lets welcome tonights gue it is not about the economy, they know its good. It is his temperament. So, it is not helping. It is not necessary. I think the reporters need to be in the room. They could be outside. You could have one tv camera. Jim acosta doesnt need to be in the room. Gregg but if they are outside, the story will be reporters kept outside. It is a trumps fault. Christie, welcome to the show. Good news in the economy, is that what is driving the media nuts. They cannot figure out what to say about him . They want to put him down any chance they have. They want to destroy him, like the video we just saw. It is terrible. It is bad. It needs to stop. They are aging themselves. Gregg they look like they are getting gray, or white. They just look so angry and a minute take three steps. Her point is spot on. The acosta thing. Because of my background in wrestling, and President Trump has a long historic history with wrestling. Acosta likes that stuff. Why is he [inaudible] the outside . Reporters use to do that but you cannot get the reactions. He stands up higher than the crowd and then they get going and they say you suck or whatever it is if he got down and walked away to do his report it would be over. Hes doing it for the same reason that he despises President Trump they are involved with the war. Specifically most of the things with cnn has become the front runner of this dogfight with the president. They are willing to go anywhere to go after him. They want to hold themselves in a higher court, but they are the same. Trump, he is a babyface right now. They will cheer him and boot you. Greg it is a mismatch right now. You cant win this fight. Like shut up lady you cant be here. Be a bad guy. I am doing a report on you sir and your extramaritals. Like, be a bad guy. [applause] also they have no sense of humor. If you cannot beat them, join them. And laugh. Maybe it would be better. Greg i hope that its Motorcycle Revving no matter who rides point, there are over 10,000 allstate agents riding sweep. And just like tyrone taylor, they know what it takes to help keep you protected. Are you in good hands . Greg unemployment is so low even hillary found a new job. Were teaming up with steven spielberg, however that is to produce a documentary on the woman Suffrage Movement. The struggle they endured for the right to vote. One hundred years later than they could elect donald trump. [laughter] groups, i gave away the ending. [applause] hillary is producing television now which is a powerful gig. Tv is a very persuasive medium. The more stuff she produces, the more fun i can have with her. I wonder what her next project is going to be . Hillary clinton presents, i hate everyone on this planet, especially greg gutfeld. [laughter] greg i cannot wait for that. Cats, what you make of this . Does it upset you, it should. I just dont how you get a gig like that, being hillary clinton. She does not really strike me as being a creative person. I do not think she has ever finger painted, even as a child she was probably like no, i am not doing that. She was able to hire another kid to do the fingerpainting for her. That is just how i see it. She had to hire basically a team of writers for her twitter, to make jokes on twitter. If you cannot seep into your own tweets, how will you make your own movie . She is good at one thing, sitting there and looking terrifying. [laughter] greg obviously, hollywood, does she deserve this opportunity . What you make of this . No. A producer . Like an Executive Producer . Greg you do not need a lot for that, do you . No. She is going to sit am a directors chair eating donuts and collecting a check. Greg bill is thinking, i will do the casting couch. [laughter] greg dana, serious points, if she is a real feminist should they do a documentary on Harvey Weinstein . Theyll be truly feminist but she cannot because she overlooked his behavior because he was giving so much money to the party for her to get elected. Maybe the worst example of a feminist is her, maybe. You said it well. Greg thank you. I wonder if they will start off with the woman who started off the right to vote is from wyoming, which is where i am from. Typically conservative. I also dont think she will have to do anything. Just like barack obama or Michelle Obama will have to do anything from the millions they are getting from netflix. When James Patterson wrote his latest book, he added bill clinton to it. It was a collaboration. James patterson did not need bill clinton to help sell books. This is basically, it is like if you fail, then you get picked up by hollywood if you are a liberal. I am not bitter about that. Greg you should be. I am you have not failed. But when i fail, i have no safety net. Maybe this is a weird thing i dreamt. Wasnt the Suffrage Movement created am part for prohibition . A woman would vote question work. It was Property Rights am a miami you do not have that high of a population. They wanted women to vote to increase their vote total. Greg tyrus, what are your thoughts on hillarys next move . We should be afraid. I am not messing with her. Leave her alone. [laughter] stop messing with her. There is that scary old lady on your block and one kid who always wants to go pick that and say dont do it. Dont to it. She is going to use this vehicle because she is going to do that. He is a name and has a big bandaid. He is about women to get her reelection bid going this is a path to get her with her base. This movie is about womens right to vote because we need to stick together to stop the evil trump. It is going to come back to donald trump am a darth vader suits at the end of the movie. [laughter] i guarantee. Greg we should call it jaws seven. I am just envisioning hillarys house has seven or eight frisbees on the roof because nobody goes over to get it back. Everybody who grows up am the neighborhood knows who i am talking about. This is the lady, times ten. Like am the sandlot . He was the dog and was sweet. Even if they got hurt she would be crawling after you like terminator. Greg coming up, do Trigger Warnings do more harm than good . However get your groove on with one a day 50 . Get ready for the wild life complete multivitamins with key nutrients that address 6 concerns of aging, including heart health, supported by bvitamins. 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Accusing them of detonating a pair of Bomb Carrying drones saturday. During his speech which was carried live on state television. Nicholas maduro has blamed the far right on venezuela and colombia. Now back to the greg gutfeld show. Show. Greg now, a story about Trigger Warnings which calls for a trigger warning. Old people get the reference. [laughter] a new study from harvard, a school finds that Trigger Warnings may do more harm than good. We have seen these from books depicting violence. One group got a trigger warning, one didnt. What they found is that Trigger Warnings increase peoples emotional vulnerability to trauma. If youre someone who believes words can hurt you, a trigger warning makes it worse. That is crazy. Somebody who may have been able to handle something shocking would be less able to handle it because of the warning. Trigger warnings are causing pain not preventing it. This is nuts. Ive come up with a great new product. One that counters Trigger Warnings with a blunt world advice from someone you know well. Sometimes i want direction and advice from a favorite strategists. Why canno why cant i have both . Now you can. The world first geo locator to come with the dose of nononsense advice. Your destination am one hour there are no shortcuts am life. If you believe otherwise you are a protein washed. I pity you and your said to cry of children. Turn right at the next intersection. Nice. The position is an system is also always there. This traffic is tol terrible. Theres a tollbooth ahead so i hope you have the money after the taxes. Its a shame, you meet and mates and all they do is take and take. They would rather expend to government than your well. Also, there is a passing lane had. Thank you. Plus it will keep you out of dangerous areas on road trips. Where are we . Am 500 feet turn right. The only way am which to fight Political Correctness and ideological prejudice is to turn right. Then turn left to avoid traffic. Here we come. You can download this right ear smart phone. This should be easy for you, your filthy communist. Then i can see so get a haircut. Get the Positioning System today. Youll never get lost or disappoint your parents again. That was supposed to be on the show tonight. He could have used a gps. But he did not make it, so hes not there. But we have you. A constellation price, i know but i can do the accent. Greg am the world world, you will get a trigger warning. I did not have a trigger warning about the alligator going into the convenience store. Had i known they would be terrorizing people i may have prepared myself and not embarrassed the network by saying a bad word on live television. Greg on the five, dana said something awful on the show which embarrassed her cohost. If i had known the alligator was going to do that, i might not have cause the problem. Trigger warnings are like spoilers, isnt it better to find out things. Ill be real honest, my definition of Trigger Warnings is a lot different than yours. I do a lot of prepping for the show. This means im going to my car so, you mean like a preemptive verbal cue that something offensive is about to come. Greg apparently students feel that way okay. Thats exactly what it is. And you can choose to leave. If you hear the just music. If im reading a book, once upon a time no thank you, i got it. Greg if you do well on certain matters, it makes it worse. It is like if you told the kid a dr. Comes am and said were going to give you a flu shot just to let you know, its a giant needle. It is going to pierce your skin. When my dr. Does certain exams he talks to me while he was doing it so im not paying attention. And then i say what just happened. Its so much better. Greg you are shocked by his finger. A sneak attack. Greg are you saying that wasnt a question . It was not a question at all. Greg it was a statement wrapped am a question. What are your thoughts am general . I think it is ridiculous to warn people. I learned something new today and i love Trigger Warnings. Can i get a trigger warning when you go on a date . Instead of stocking will kat, last word. I think it makes perfect sense, just like the shopping or anything else. If were saying this might emotionally traumatize you how is that supposed to calm you down . That would be if i came to you before every show is a dont screw it up. I do not think that will make you have a better show. Greg it wouldnt, but yet you still do it. I kind of do. [laughter] greg a lot of people do that at box. They really do. Greg still to come, new Government Program that punishes you for your social behavior. Is it awesome or scary, or both . And improves memory. Dads got all the answers. Anncr prevagen is now the numberoneselling brain Health Supplement in drug stores nationwide. She outsmarts me every single time. Checkmate you wanna play again . Anncr prevagen. 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Eliquis, the number one cardiologistprescribed blood thinner. Ask your doctor if eliquis is whats next for you. If you misbehave. China, the country, not the Fine Dinnerware has rolled out a social Credit System despite on the behavior of its massive population. The reason is from a Government Document Keeping Trust is glorious and breaking trust is disgraceful. Lou dobbs once said the same to me am a sauna. I never forgot it. [laughter] now, with social Credit Scores except it is way worse. Things like bad driving, smoking and a nonsmoking area or posting fake news online can affect your social score. People with low scores can be prevented from traveling. You can miss out of school, jobs, or the ambrosia salad recipe. Its amazing. The system is optional but they plan to make scores mandatory am public by 2020. Am the words of dana perino holy that is pretty scary. [laughter] obviously. Im going to go to first of dana calm down a bit. [laughter] i kind of like this idea. You like this idea . Can you imagine if they put your internet history up, you would really want that and the naked party stuff you look at . This is a horrible idea for men. Greg those are bodysuits. My brothers am china land, dan. Everything you do. I can only speak for men, straight men. [laughter] we are kind of decrepit, naughty little dudes and we look at things we shouldnt because we are curious about the world so, i would really not want to be walking my son to school i would not be able to take my daughter to school ever. His credit score 600 but his personality score is a two. And his adult contents of negative 75. You have a Credit Rating and a pervert trading. Im curious,. Greg dana, you love this topic. Why do you love it . I think it is the most evil way to try to control people the system is meant to depress creativity and freedom. I want to give you an example. They have a system where lets say you jaywalk. Its easier to get across the street and you take your life am your own hands. They would take pictures of everyone. They mash it to your credit score they would say dana perino jaywalk today and being am debt am china is an embarrassing thing. They try to control your entire life. They are making a huge mistake. I think they changed am a terrible way. How do you feel about a . I feel the same way dana does. It is a big eyeopener. To be appreciative and the freedoms that we have. [applause] not so fast. I want more of that, i kinda love it. One of the things we could get penalized for is buying too many video games. Have any viewed dated the dude that plays a lot of video games . Its like you dont exist. Its like, sorry am not a dragon. They should have lots of other things to like posting minute by minute updates about your pregnancy on social media or saying something after asking you a question. Were you born am a barn . What is wrong with you. Is someone out there is sharing chapstick im fine with that. By the way, were doing this to ourselves. We are policing our own behavior on twitter. We are banishing them and thats just as bad. We are actually a big brother. I am with you. Social credit, hogging gym machines. You hate people that hog gym machines . Greg yes. Why . Greg i just want to use the gym machine. Im going to go with dana on this one. [laughter] greg go ahead and clap. I am not listening to your clapping. Still to come, people are getting low rates on car 1100 less. His Insurance Company told him that. Turns out the insurance process of men under 25 are at higher risk of collision than women of the same age. David said he is not physically changing his gender, just only on paper which was as easy as getting a dr. Snow. Is he exposing the sexist practice or committing fraud . Either way, he is my hero. We know who the worst driver is. Right mr. Whiskers . Local greg he has a perfect driving record. So thank you. Your clapping over that . Your star for humor. This guy is an American Hero even though he where men are men and moose are nervous. I love the canadians. Let me make that clear what is this about . Is it jim carrey who did it . Justin bieber . I have no idea. I think it is very clever. It proves that men and women are biologically different when it comes to money would feminists prefer they pay the same amount as men. We want the Social Credit for being who we are. The interesting thing, Isnt It Canada who is changing their Birth Certificate Going Forward . You do not have to declare a gender. I do not know what allstate and geico are going to do. It is opening a can of worms. Heres the thing, i guess for the people who are psychologically challenged for not knowing who they are being trapped, this could be disheartening. But its still the point. This is the problem when we change the rules so everybody is happy. Then nobody is happy. There are 24 technical genders now what i am saying is they will get upset. The guy changes to save money. But inside he felt like a cheap woman. He did not want to pay the bill you cannot argue that. Should woman do the reverse like if you identify as a man there is no line at the mens bathroom. I just dont understand this personally. I should not be getting cheaper Car Insurance than anyone, or Car Insurance at all. When i used to drive, i got am so many accidents, i hit other cars and things that were not cars that were not moving. I blew out a tire because i had was and that is something that would only happen to a woman, the gorka gps that went about 5 inches thats the first time i will driven about six years. So sure i totally deserve cheaper Car Insurance. This is fair. This is fair. I think we learned a lot. Booking a flight at the last minute this is fair. I think we learned a lot. Doesnt have to be expensive. Just go to priceline. Its the best place to book a flight a few days before my trip and still save up to 40 . Just tap and go. For the best savings on flights, go to priceline. Motorcycle revving Motorcycle Revving Motorcycle Revving no matter who rides point, there are over 10,000 allstate agents riding sweep. And just like tyrone taylor, they know what it takes to help keep you protected. Are you in good hands . you made moonshine in a backwoods still. Smuggled booze and dodged the law. Even when they brought you in, they could never hold you down. When i built my family tree and found you, i found my sense of adventure. I set off on a new life, a million miles away. Im heidi choiniere, and this is my ancestry story. Now with over 10 billion historical records, discover your story. Get started for free at ancestry. Com. Greg all right, my book is out in every Audience Member got an autographed copy. [cheers and applause]. Greg look at that i am better than oprah winfrey. Tomorrow. Im going to be in houston signing books, go to g gutfeld. Com and find out. And i think at huntington books

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